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Speaker 1: I was so I was worried about the man in line.

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Speaker 2: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: Hi, everybody, welcome to the Calm Down podcast.

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Speaker 2: Freak I go. I love this first question. I didn't

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Speaker 2: even read all of it, but I saw the beginning part. Hi,

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Speaker 2: Jen Trask. I'm a first generation female rancher who shares

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Speaker 2: about my ranch on IG. I receive a lot of

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Speaker 2: text messages for male ranchers saying you think you're better

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Speaker 2: than us, Ignore them or respond Wait, I'm confused. Why

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Speaker 2: are they sending you that? What's the point? Okay, well,

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Speaker 2: Jess as someone who's currently at Ruby Ranch, my own ranch,

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Speaker 2: which I fully admit that I have no goddamn clue

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Speaker 2: what I'm doing at all up here. Admittingly people like

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Speaker 2: why a ranch? Because I watched Yellowstone and I was

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Speaker 2: the asshole who was like, oh, this will be fun,

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Speaker 2: and have since now two years into this project, realized

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Speaker 2: these are the hardest working people in America, farmers, ranchers,

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Speaker 2: Like I mean, even right before we got on here,

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Speaker 2: had to drain the the hoses because there's going to

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Speaker 2: be a freeze that's coming, Like, had to put the blanket.

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Speaker 1: All these days, there's.

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Speaker 2: All these things that like you have to do that

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Speaker 2: I had no idea about. So jess if men are

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Speaker 2: coming to you and being like you think you're better

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Speaker 2: than us, why because then all of a sudden, you're

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Speaker 2: like doing something that they think is only male dominated.

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Speaker 1: Or male like. I don't understand why they're intimidated, but

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Speaker 1: you also are a rancher. I'm confused. But to hopefully

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Speaker 1: answer the question ignore them or respond ignore them, there's

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Speaker 1: somebody in her to respond yeah, and they're looking for

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Speaker 1: you to get upset and defend yourself. And as this

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Speaker 1: is related but unrelated, people that try to like poke

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Speaker 1: Aaron and I on stuff like every now and then

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Speaker 1: we'll respond just because it's like we've had enough. But

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Speaker 1: for like for ten bad comments, actually let's go bigger

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Speaker 1: on that number. For one hundred bad comments, we might

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Speaker 1: respond to maybe one and go for it. Aaron, here

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Speaker 1: is my life right now.

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Speaker 2: Where there was one yesterday where I somebody said, Aaron, juice,

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Speaker 1: You have this glow.

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Speaker 2: What are you using?

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Speaker 1: And I said it's called sweat like we were outside.

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Speaker 2: Stop me. If you've heard this about ninety degrees on

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Speaker 2: And you can't do that when you've got all that makeup.

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Speaker 2: And I'm thinking, here comes to pigmentation. Oh another field goal,

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Speaker 2: like you don't have time for that. But I when

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Speaker 2: someone said what do you use? I wrote back and

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Speaker 2: I said it's called sweat and I need a shower,

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Speaker 2: and some asshole wrote it's hot flashes. Shut the shut up, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: shut up, it's every time for five hours. Enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so just don't worry about those losers.

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Speaker 2: You keep doing you and Jess, I'm very interested in

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Speaker 2: your ranch, so please tell us more. Let's just skip

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Speaker 2: past all the men who are intimidated by you for

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Speaker 2: doing things that they think that they own the landscape.

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Speaker 1: On Rhea Leila Riah.

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Speaker 2: My BF insists on watching shows with closed captions on.

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Speaker 1: It drives me nuts, thoughts.

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Speaker 2: I'm so I don't know if this is boyfriend or

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Speaker 2: But I saw Hoda and Jenna talk about this the

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Speaker 2: other day and I almost sent it to our group

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Speaker 2: chat about podcast topics. I love close captioning.

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Speaker 2: I had Steve at our house for Thanksgiving and we

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Speaker 2: captioning was on, but it kept coming on over your heads,

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Speaker 2: get this off. Yeah, oh, I'm sorry for Halloween. Did

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Speaker 2: I say Thanksgiving? Which, by the way, I need to

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Speaker 2: Because is Jarret going to be home? Oh? Even better,

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Speaker 2: This was my conundrum, which we can talk about on

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Speaker 2: This is a Tales in the Basoy Thanksgiving Boys. Thanksgiving

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Speaker 2: literally a friend's episode episode. I said, Oh, I was like,

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Speaker 2: look all the things that have so much more fun

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Speaker 2: than us. No ship, we're going to be working, which,

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Speaker 2: got the Thanksgiving game, I'll be watching you that night.

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Speaker 2: Then I've got the Black Friday Game, which is Kansas

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Speaker 2: City Raiders. Who's your Thanksgiving game? Obviously, Boys and the Giants.

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Speaker 2: Let's focus on the positive. So thankful. So I was

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Speaker 2: is also why Aaron is like such a planner. I

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Speaker 2: closed captioners. Can we do it where it's not over

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Speaker 2: the scoreboard or over I need it in a better

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Speaker 2: early broadcast students or twenty years into the business students, Okay,

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Speaker 2: There is feedback on what's happening. There's thoughts, there's input

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Speaker 2: different but the same Erin also will send me notes

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Speaker 2: I've messed up before on Airin I've said to her,

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Speaker 2: I just messed up so bad, and You're like, stop it.

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Speaker 1: But you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Last night, I was on the plane and I had

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Speaker 2: and you Got You and Julian came on to do postgame,

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Speaker 1: I have such a great time watching you do it.

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Speaker 1: I love you so much, I say, Kelly, oh no, passionally.

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Speaker 2: So both your spouses watch all your coverage when you're

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Speaker 2: Steve definitely pays attention on Thursday because it's a game

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Speaker 2: He watches, but not intently the way that he probably

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Speaker 2: Aaron and I do that for each other. Yeah. Nixt

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Speaker 2: nix Kelly Hogan. In my competitive rec league tennis match,

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Speaker 2: In fact, I can do it with a broken heart.

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Speaker 2: I can do five things at once. The I mean,

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Speaker 2: Back? Here is American Airlines paying you to be an

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Speaker 1: We got eyes on this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you are, Yeah, you are bridesmaids for those of you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not an There's a woman dressing colonial clothing

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Speaker 2: That movie holds up.

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Speaker 1: It's so so funny. Good ship.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you made eyes with the flight attendant non sexually,

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Speaker 2: We're clearly not.

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Speaker 1: Prop him up. What does he need? Wake him into?

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Speaker 2: Bernie?

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Speaker 1: You say, no resting home? Oh that was from Breakfast Club.

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Speaker 1: Wake her up?

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Speaker 2: This saint no resting. That's also another movie. I needed

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Speaker 1: In Breakfast Club. Who closed that door?

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Speaker 2: Sir?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Maybe a screw fell out. The world isn't imperfect place? Oh,

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Speaker 2: John Hughes, What a mastermind?

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