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Speaker 1: The Nikky Gazer Er. Here's Nikki. Hey, here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's Nikki Glazers Nicki Glazer Podcast. We are in Los

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Speaker 1: Angeles today. Andrew is also here. He just arrived this morning.

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Speaker 1: As I was pulling out of my driveway to go

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Speaker 1: get Starbucks, I saw an SUV pulling behind me, and

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Speaker 1: I go, what the fuck of all people to turn

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Speaker 1: like cars to turn into a driveway and turn around?

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Speaker 1: Mine's gotta be the one when I'm leaving. And then

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Speaker 1: I was like, they're not moving. And then I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Andrew's here early. He's supposed to land at nine thirty,

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Speaker 1: and he was here at nine seventeen, so like he

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Speaker 1: landed real early. Um, we'll hear about his flight. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure when he gets here he is yo yo ing

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Speaker 1: all over town. He has a yo yo now no

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Speaker 1: uh in Long Island? What the bunch of gifts? They

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Speaker 1: gave me a huge brick because I sold out two

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Speaker 1: shows and you get a brick if they if you

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Speaker 1: sell out, they just give you this heavy heavy trash.

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Speaker 1: Who called something heavy trash? Oh that was Kyle Donagan

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Speaker 1: called um Nickels heavy trash. Um. Yeah, they gave me

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Speaker 1: a brick that I tried to bring home because it

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Speaker 1: had it was like engraved, like someone spent a lot

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Speaker 1: of time either, well, I at least at first I

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Speaker 1: thought someone actually engrave the brick, like with their hands,

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Speaker 1: because it just seems like such a uh like like

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Speaker 1: bricks bricksman, uh, something like a what's a cobbler would

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Speaker 1: do or something like that. But it was not that,

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Speaker 1: and it was probably just machine cut by a you know,

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Speaker 1: a printer of some sort. But nonetheless it meant something

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Speaker 1: to me. And I was gonna bring it home, and

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Speaker 1: I gave it to Andrew to take because he was

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Speaker 1: going back to Saint Lewis. I was going to l

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Speaker 1: A and I was like, will you please bring this

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Speaker 1: brick home. We got an argument over how heavy a

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Speaker 1: brick is? Um, how heavy do you think of a

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Speaker 1: single brick? Is? Noah, maybe three or four pounds? Good

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Speaker 1: guests very close, Um it was five pounds. He's going

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Speaker 1: through security and they would not let him bring it

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Speaker 1: through because it was like a weapon. I guess I'd

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Speaker 1: be used as a weapon, but so couldn't anything then,

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Speaker 1: like luggage be used as a weapon In that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like you could. Yeah, luggage is heavy because it would

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Speaker 1: be harder to wield and hit over like hit a

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Speaker 1: flight ascendant in the face. Um. I shouldn't even put

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Speaker 1: that out there, but that's kind of what I pictured. Unfortunately.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, so my brick ended up just not making

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Speaker 1: it through security. And um and I also got a

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Speaker 1: yo yo with this whole gift pack. And um, Andrew's

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Speaker 1: really good at the yo yo. Who knew he was

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Speaker 1: like good? He can do like around the world very easily. Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm not terrible out of yo yo. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm really good at is a pogo stick. I'm impressive

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Speaker 1: on a pogo stick. I like pogo sticks. I guess

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Speaker 1: I practiced as a child. I came across one recently

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Speaker 1: and really, um, I surprised myself that I was pretty

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Speaker 1: good at it. My dad was good at too. It

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Speaker 1: was very scary to watch him on it. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever done a pogo stick? No, I don't think I'm

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Speaker 1: coordinated enough. You could do it there, You just it

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Speaker 1: seems like it's very hard, but it's not. Um yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like I always just think back on like child games

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Speaker 1: like Yo Yo's used to be like the thing stations,

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Speaker 1: Like what a toy that could just waste hours of

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Speaker 1: your life. Um, and now we have TikTok, but Yoyo's

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Speaker 1: are pretty cool. Um, I'm trying to think of any

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Speaker 1: other Like Cat's Cradle? Did you ever do that? Like

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Speaker 1: we were amish or something. We had in tondo and stuff.

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Speaker 1: kids before the internet, skip bit, skip it, POGs, POGs, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I think I don't what did you say? Troll dolls?

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Speaker 1: I used to collect troll dolls. Trolls, I mean, but

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Speaker 1: the way they smelled. Yeah, My my best friend and

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Speaker 1: um sexual too soon. I think I remember Rachel used

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Speaker 1: And it was her friend's idea, I guess, but she

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Speaker 1: where it was like a little bit sexual. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: We would hump each other as dogs because we knew

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Speaker 1: was like bad. It's so interesting that we like how

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Speaker 1: we pick up on what is not okay to talk

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Speaker 1: you don't say that, and you're like, but it's true,

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Speaker 1: So what's the problem. Like, I don't know. I was

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about I'm about to, you know, do

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Speaker 1: more but um, and I was thinking about how, you know, all,

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Speaker 1: I still talk about sex on stage a lot and

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Speaker 1: in my personal life, and just like in everything I do,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of still known as like a sex comic,

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Speaker 1: and how shameful that can be, and how like, you know,

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Speaker 1: so that no one can say that anymore. Like what's

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Speaker 1: my perfect argument against people who say all female comics

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Speaker 1: for so long we were silenced about sex, and now

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Speaker 1: it's our turn because that argument has been made, and

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Speaker 1: people don't seem to Actually, you, I think that's enough

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Speaker 1: done all they talked about. I'm like, female comics have

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Speaker 1: know there were few before that, but stand up comedy

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Speaker 1: is an art that's like fairly modern. And also sex

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Speaker 1: It's not like it's all been done. And and also

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Speaker 1: it's so easy. I hate anyone assuming that I'm doing

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Speaker 1: taking an easy route, because that's how I feel accomplished

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Speaker 1: as if I'm like working hard. So when someone's like,

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Speaker 1: dirty is just like easier. I'm just like, but why

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Speaker 1: does why should I do something that's harder for me?

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Speaker 1: It is harder for me to write clean jokes, it is,

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Speaker 1: But why does anyone? Why does people? Why would anyone

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he'd be fine at it because he has rhythm,

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Speaker 1: Like you can say that, I'm that female comics that

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Speaker 1: Then you do it if it's so easy, but you

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Speaker 1: that it's easy, it's not easy. Yes, the female comics

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Speaker 1: do pole vaulting, like show us what you really got

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Speaker 1: to do something that's hard for you. So um, I'm

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Speaker 1: being clean is hard. You know what's hard to do?

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Speaker 1: Um For clean comics, it's hard to be dirty because

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Speaker 1: and a lot of clean comics are horrible. People look

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Speaker 1: it's he's family friendly meanwhile he's raping people backstage. So

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Speaker 1: at least I'm I'm not doing anything nefarious in my

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Speaker 1: personal life. I'm putting it all out there. And I

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Speaker 1: and less praise of like they're clean. There's such good

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Speaker 1: some people that just work and clean, that are just clean.

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Speaker 1: But there's some that are like so ashamed of who

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Speaker 1: and they're so proud of it. Those are the ones

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Speaker 1: So I think talking about sex on stage is not

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Speaker 1: I have the type of autism that makes it so

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Speaker 1: I don't care that my parents have heard that I

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Los Angeles. Cats out of the bags. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: worth sixty dollars six months later. I mean I was

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Speaker 1: in real estate. Talk about a good investment, you know,

425
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,920
Speaker 1: just smart, just really understanding the trends. Have you ever

426
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 1: made a good investment? No, I'm here your golf clubs,

427
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 1: your golf clubs. No, I keep training. And the only

428
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 1: investment I made that was good is my buddy hooked

429
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 1: me up with a watch for a little bit cheaper. Uh,

430
00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,639
Speaker 1: this pain or I watch. I bought it for like

431
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,439
Speaker 1: thirty two hundred. Then I lost all my money, My

432
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,119
Speaker 1: car got repoed, I lost my house, and I brought

433
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 1: the watchback in just have enough cash to like buy

434
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 1: some double stacks from Wendy's and I got thirty under bucket. Yeah, yeah,

435
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 1: a little turning around. Oh No, have you ever like

436
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 1: flipped something and made more off of the thing that

437
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,199
Speaker 1: you bought. I'm just not a person that does that.

438
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 1: I think everything I leave is worse than when I

439
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 1: bought it because I have spray tan and I get

440
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 1: it on everything. You have to follow the campsite rule, yes,

441
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 1: leave it, which is leave your food in the trees. Yeah,

442
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 1: I mean, why don't like other kind of investments for you,

443
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: you know, like silicon Valley, like like, I'm sure people

444
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: they don't approach your Silicon Valley. I think it's Silicon

445
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 1: Valley though he's thinking of silicone. I used to get

446
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 1: those confused, like I do take it for grante and

447
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 1: take it for granted, but it's silicon But why are

448
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: those words close together? And it's also it's in California

449
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,400
Speaker 1: where people do get a lot of silicone in them,

450
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: so it makes sense to get that confused. But yeah,

451
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 1: I would. I'm I took a time I got a

452
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 1: stock tip from a camera op the other day or

453
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 1: sound guy. This is how every good. But here's the thing.

454
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 1: It's a stock tip that of something that I actually

455
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 1: buy and I'm not talent, Well, why don't you invest

456
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 1: in it? Then you promote it, then it goes up,

457
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 1: and then you only do ten years in jail. But

458
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,160
Speaker 1: boy will that be a fun ride? Oh is that

459
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:37,679
Speaker 1: what you can't do? It's called insider your trading, But

460
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: I don't think that's insider treating. Thing is when you

461
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,880
Speaker 1: get a tip from someone that works at the company

462
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, yeah, you'd be fine. You advertising the

463
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: thing that you have investments in would seem like that's

464
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 1: what everyone does. Yeah, they do. So that's not insiders trading,

465
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 1: that's Silicone Valley. Yeah, Silicon Valley, You're fine. Silicon who

466
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: I remember when Oprah apparently because you're not supposed to

467
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,720
Speaker 1: tell people that have Nielsen ratings boxes that they should

468
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 1: watch your TV show because that's like those are where

469
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,239
Speaker 1: your TV ratings are made with these people with these

470
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 1: Nielsen ratings boxes. So when you watch a TV show

471
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 1: on your screen, it doesn't affect ratings. It's only people

472
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 1: that have Nielsen. And she, I guess made a statement

473
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 1: of like if you have Nielsen box watched this thing,

474
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 1: and she got in trouble for it because you're not

475
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: supposed to do that because it's like the insider trading

476
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,679
Speaker 1: of or it's like the I don't know, but you

477
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: should be able to do that. I think God I wanted.

478
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: I like, I've never been asked to get to Nielsen,

479
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: and I don't know anyone who's been asked to get

480
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: a Nielsen box. Did you ever when you used to

481
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,919
Speaker 1: go to movies, do you remember after a movie there

482
00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 1: would be like this back room with curtains and stuff,

483
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: and they would ask you to take a survey toor

484
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: rate it. Did you ever have to do that. I

485
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: think you were sexually assaulted. It was like a nineties thing.

486
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: No so rted me on a garden. I've never heard

487
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: of that. There's like a room and you would they

488
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: would give you a survey. Was there an old couch?

489
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: You said on Noah the single camera and then gave

490
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 1: you a lollipop. It was candy involved. Yeah, they're problem.

491
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: I mean the things people will do for a free

492
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 1: T shirt or free anything free. Yo yo, you're I

493
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 1: was talking about your yo yo ing. Yeah, yo yo? Ma.

494
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 1: Did you you yo yo as a child? Right? Yo yo?

495
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 1: A little bit. I went through I think any kid

496
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: that was born in the early eighties or eighty for

497
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: that matter, yo yo and how to yo yo stage

498
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 1: probably around eight or nine, where you tried to walk

499
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: the dog, you tried to do around the world, you

500
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 1: tried to hang your mom. You know the different you

501
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,199
Speaker 1: know all the old ones, and I did around the

502
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: world earlier. I broke it out in Starbucks today and

503
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: people lost their mind. If you want to a strong

504
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: reaction from people break out of yo yo where yoyo

505
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 1: a little nervous. You get nervous when I pick up

506
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: dogship with mulch or with my hands or whatever, and

507
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: then you want to run away. I would be so

508
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: embarrassed to be with a guy who's yo yoing. I

509
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 1: would be embarrassed to be alone in the Starbucks and

510
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 1: start yo yoing. Were you nervous at all that people

511
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: are going to think you were kid? Well, part of

512
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 1: me was going to do when I was walking out,

513
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: just as a because so you would laugh. And then

514
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: I just did one little yoyo to practice to warm up. Yeah,

515
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: and this guy was like yo, he goes, what oh

516
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 1: is that a yo yo? Like? He was like, it

517
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: was like the brick the other day at the airport,

518
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: talked about that. Yeah, so anyways they get why did

519
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: they say to you when you found when you got

520
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: when you're taking the brick through? I mean the look

521
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: on the guy's face he thought I was bringing in

522
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: a like a dead raccoon or something like something like

523
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: it as much huh, it was as worthless as that

524
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 1: they could have engraved a dead raccoon. And I would

525
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 1: be like, thank so weird? Would you get a gift

526
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 1: that you're just like, okay, God, I don't know. Now

527
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: I have to like pretend like I'm going to take

528
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: this with me. I mean it actually would have been

529
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: cool because it was a really fun night and um,

530
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: but eventually that's just gonna be a thing that someone

531
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 1: has to clean out of my house when I'm dead

532
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: and goes, should we keep this? And like no, it's

533
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: just like yeah, but why is a brick? And he like,

534
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: if they gave you a heavy trophy, could I brought that?

535
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: Like like, what are we doing here? Like why? I

536
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: don't want anything anymore? I don't want anything. You don't

537
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:40,959
Speaker 1: want anything, not allowing you to bring a brick when

538
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: I can kill a man with a pen, Like, what

539
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: are we doing for a yo yo? For that matter? Well, yeah,

540
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 1: that's another trick. Yeah, the old shoe bomb trick, the

541
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 1: old string and terrorists by the plane wheel trick? Yeah.

542
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: Do you are you good at any other old timey toys? Um?

543
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: I mean I was pretty good at Tetris back in

544
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: the days. Is so fun. The other day, that was

545
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: so funny when we were loading into Uber and we

546
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: had a bunch of luggage and the Uber driver was

547
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: helping put the luggage in the back seat and he

548
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: was like, he was like, oh, you know, we're coming.

549
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: Andrew was commenting on this guy, like on this guy,

550
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: like putting it in. He goes, you're good at that,

551
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: that's like Jenga, and he goes Tetris. He corrected him,

552
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 1: and then we got in the car and then we

553
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: were just like driving driving to the hotel. The guy

554
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: was laughing at stuff. Andrew, what were we talking about

555
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,719
Speaker 1: that was making that? He was laughing so hard at

556
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: what you were saying. I said something I think against women,

557
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 1: which he I think. The more misogynistic it was, the

558
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: more he was laughing. Yeah, like you were making jokes ironically,

559
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,840
Speaker 1: and he was like truly thinking. It was like, you know,

560
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: that's that's always a weird laugh when you're like no, no, no, no, no, yeah,

561
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: and then you hit her and he's like, how do

562
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 1: you hit her? What do you mean? Like, how are

563
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 1: you hitting your women? No? No. I was talking yesterday

564
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: about my my mask. My master here was like running

565
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: down my face. I was with Whitney Cummings and she

566
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: and they were like we were doing a shoot thing

567
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: and she was like, Babe, your your mask is like

568
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: running out. I go thank you so much. I was like, Andrew,

569
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: because we're talking about you. Actually, when we were floating

570
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: this Andrew never like. Sometimes I'll get done with the

571
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: thing and I'm like, I look like mass hares running

572
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: down my face. You couldn't have been like, hey, there's

573
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: just like a little something there. It will be like

574
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: down to my chin and I'm like, how did you

575
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: just let me look like that? And she goes because

576
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: men like us to look with men like us to

577
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 1: look like we have black eyes or something that made

578
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: me laugh. You're just crying, yeah, or like choking on

579
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: a penis. Yeah, yeah, that's about it. But then when

580
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: we got out of the talking on the end, wait,

581
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 1: you gotta show us around the world. Can you stand

582
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: up and do it? You have in the room. It's

583
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: in your yo room room room. Someone goes that a

584
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: yo yo. I go yeah, yeah check. But then we

585
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: got out of the car and the killed me. He

586
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: was just like because the guy was laughing, everyone's leving.

587
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: He goes, thanks for the ride, Jengo. The guy probably whisper,

588
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: oh my god. There is a grasshopper humping a bird

589
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: of paradise um flower, just like no way used to

590
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: play plant look like birds? Wait what plant right here?

591
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: Look it looks like birds. That's why they're called birds.

592
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: Of paradise. That's a bird of paradise because it looks

593
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: like a bird. There is a legit grasshopper humping a

594
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: bird of paradise. It's just going oh, oh, I see

595
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: it now, do you see it? It's how I know

596
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: it's really going at it too. Oh, it's so beautiful.

597
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,920
Speaker 1: I feel like, you know they're going to be extinct soon.

598
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna film. Oh my god. It is probably things

599
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 1: humans haven't made it through their insects. Yeah, you're right, okay,

600
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: never mind, but insects are dying off. We have like

601
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 1: no more bees. Dude. I read a Reddit thing last

602
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: night that I do not even want to get into

603
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: about what's going to happen to the world. Oh it's

604
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: not good, you guys, it's not good. But everything's fine

605
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: right now. Enjoy it while it's the way it is now,

606
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: because we're about to get hit by storms, and only

607
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: you're supposed to come once every thousand years, and they're

608
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: gonna hit us once every two, and weird not prepared

609
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: for it every thousand and one every two. There's not

610
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: even like one every I'm not kidding you. Storms that

611
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: were only supposed to be these cataclysmic like once in

612
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: every you know, beon uh storm events will now be

613
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: happening once every two years, um by this and by

614
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: the time it's two thousand fifty, it's there's going you know,

615
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: the ref g crisis and Syria was about a million

616
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: refugees and there's about to be like fifty millions and

617
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: we don't we don't have any room for them. And um,

618
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: so just truly enjoy today while you have it, because

619
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: it is about don't fear the future because there's nothing

620
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: you can do to change it. It's unless they invent

621
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: some CEO too sucking machine that converts it into something,

622
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: which there's no even chance that the technology is going

623
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: to reach that there is. You're killing it today. You're

624
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: on fire, dude, just like the world's about to be.

625
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: I mean, they're going to be constant fires all the time,

626
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: like never ending fires. So literally moved to the center

627
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: of the country as quick as you can stay there.

628
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: Buckle down and have fun. Just enjoy Starbucks, like get

629
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: just enjoy the world today because it's about to be

630
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: weird and like, honestly, we have today and that is

631
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 1: that's great. And we don't even Nikki's way of getting

632
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: her friends to move to St. Louis. She's like, the

633
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: word will explode in l A and New York. Four six.

634
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: We're running out of water. You were about to give

635
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Speaker 1: our address. Let's get to the news. The news first,

636
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Speaker 1: All right, look at that can you can you go

637
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: around the world in a day? Let's see watch. Okay,

638
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: you gotta check out the YouTube video to watch Andrew

639
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 1: Colin go around the world. He's warming up. Whoa dude, Yes, yes,

640
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: first time, it's beautiful. That was awesome. A charm first time.

641
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: It's a charm for you, charm life. Oh my god, um,

642
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 1: move over a little bit. Okay, cool um, Andrew, Let's

643
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 1: start the news. Dude, that was huge. I never nail things.

644
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,320
Speaker 1: What's going on? Oh my god, you're killing it today.

645
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 1: You're killing I guess I'm gonna move in here and

646
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 1: just need another three dollars and then what are you

647
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: gonna do for your first month's more? Get I'm moving out.

648
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do a month here. Then after my

649
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: money back and you're gonna go sir. Um, come on

650
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: in to my house, and then I'm gonna live with

651
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:23,400
Speaker 1: the guy at the bank. Let's see here. A woman

652
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 1: who was all right, this is kind of a confusing uh,

653
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,720
Speaker 1: maybe paraphrase it. Okay, So a woman I'm just gonna

654
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: a woman who was the birthing partner for her best

655
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: friend discovered to her her her horror, that her own

656
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: husband was the father after she noticed a rare birthmark

657
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: on the baby's neck that was identical to his. So

658
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: what happened was this girl got pregnant right her friend

659
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: heard that she was maybe homeless, so she brought her

660
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: in the helper and all this had no idea, and

661
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: then it ended up being the friend who brought her

662
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:01,760
Speaker 1: in his husband who ended up sucking thirty other women

663
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 1: and having two other kids as he was homeless woman.

664
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: And then the woman that was having the baby, like

665
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: the woman that asked this woman to have her baby. No, no, no, no, no,

666
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: there were none of that. It was just straight up

667
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 1: like a friend was having a baby. It was there

668
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: was she was just helping process. And then through the

669
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: birth in process, she saw a birthmark on the baby

670
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: that came out of the woman that she was helping,

671
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: and it matched her husband's. Yes, and her husband was

672
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: getting this one was maybe a prostitute at one point.

673
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I just think that they

674
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: both admitted to it eventually, and she's friends with the

675
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,359
Speaker 1: woman still, but she got rid of the husband. I'm

676
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: guessing that this woman knew this woman because of the

677
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: same world in which I mean, this is a huge coincidence,

678
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: but I'm guessing it's not that big. There's an explanation

679
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: of like they this husband, just where did he meet

680
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 1: this woman they were friends? No where did he meet

681
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: the woman needed he had sex, So I don't know

682
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: they didn't get a to that in the story. Oh

683
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: my god. Wait. Birthmarks are like hereditary apparently, and it's weird.

684
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 1: I don't even knew that. Do you have a birthmark? Yeah?

685
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: Where you don't see it? Actually know a guy had

686
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 1: a birthmark on his face. They get them on their face.

687
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 1: Work wine, pork wine? Yeah, where you dip wine in porks? Um, No,

688
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,719
Speaker 1: I have a I have a birthmark. It looks like

689
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: Texas on my back. It's just like very weird that

690
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: we call those birthmarks, but we don't call any other blemish,

691
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: Like you're supposed to have no blemishes when you're born.

692
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: Is anything on you a birthmark or is it just

693
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 1: the ones that look like kind of faded and like

694
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: the same, like you know, um, you have a birthmar skin? No, No,

695
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: not that I know of. I think I always wanted one.

696
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: Do you have one? No? On, I don't have one.

697
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: My sister has one in the shape of a star,

698
00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:00,360
Speaker 1: like whoa what be hot? Yeah that's cool as fuck.

699
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: What constitutes a birthmark? Though? Like, honestly, they just have melasma?

700
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: Oh what is that? That's that's something that women get

701
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: as their hormones change and it's like discoloration on their face. Okay, yeah.

702
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: Marks are caused by overgrowth of blood vessels, melanite no sites,

703
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 1: smooth muscle fat five fibro blasts, or caratin no sites.

704
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: It's a congenial benign irregularity on the skin which is

705
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: president birth or appear shortly after birth. Okay, Um, they

706
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: aren't due to underlining uh lying disease. Okay, well I

707
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: don't really I always wanted one though. I was wanted

708
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: something cool that was like a little bit like made

709
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 1: me different. But um, hard for me to forgive the friend.

710
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: But I guess if the friend I don't know if

711
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: the friend knew again, and we don't know enough about

712
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: the story because if the friend knew that she was

713
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: married to the guy would be maybe a little bit

714
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: harder to wrap your head around for giving her. But

715
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, yeah, I mean I

716
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 1: think that women are always quick to blame the other

717
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: woman as opposed to blaming the man that they're with,

718
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: even if the friend is not the friends Like it's

719
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 1: so yeah, when women are like catch a guy cheating,

720
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: they always are like that fucking slut that slept with

721
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: my husband. It's like, but your husband slept with Like, like,

722
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,359
Speaker 1: the issue isn't other women, I don't think. I mean,

723
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 1: I'm not saying the other women aren't like have a

724
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: part to play if they know the persons in a relationship.

725
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: But um, I don't know. I was just reason the

726
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 1: times I've been with guys and relationships in my life,

727
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: which I have done before, not like proud of him,

728
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: just being honest. Um, I just go when I find

729
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,919
Speaker 1: out the guy, if he's just cheating on this girl

730
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 1: for the first time, I don't do it, like because

731
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the one that like breaks

732
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 1: the seal, you know. But if he's this is something

733
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: he does on the regular, I'm just like, I just

734
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: don't think they're gonna last, and so I don't. I'm

735
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: just like, add me to the list. I know that's

736
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: not a good thing to say or admit that I do,

737
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: but um, I just don't. I just I'm like, I

738
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: don't respect your relationship. And I know that she can

739
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: be mad at me when this all comes out, because

740
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: I expect it to. I never I don't really ever

741
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna get away with it. I always um

742
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: in the past, when I've been with guys with girlfriends,

743
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: I always I'm like, well, I mean, she's gonna find

744
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: out eventually and she's gonna be like, probably mad at me,

745
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,799
Speaker 1: but like, I don't know, she should be mad at

746
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: him too, and I'll this is something I'm proud of

747
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: him doing, but I don't know. It's There's been times

748
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh my god, this guy totally wants

749
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: to hook up with me. He has a girlfriend. I

750
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: shouldn't do it, and then I hear like, then I

751
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: check with him and he's like, I cheat on our lot.

752
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, well then is that better that that's bad?

753
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: Is there anything with competitive you know? If anything, it's like,

754
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: oh good, they can't if they If I don't like them.

755
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: I can always have an extase being like, well, you

756
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend, so but this is you know, these

757
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: are things I do or have done when I was

758
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: feeling like low self esteem and didn't really want to

759
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: date people that were available. And so that's a great

760
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: way to choose someone who is unavailable that you can

761
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: ventures of you want and if they don't want you,

762
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: you can also go, well, they have a girlfriend. They

763
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 1: did want me, but they couldn't. It's like it's a

764
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: protective thing. That's so interesting. That's so interesting, Nikki, because

765
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: usually in a conversation, you're always thinking about the people

766
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 1: in the relationship, but you don't think about that third

767
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 1: person and their intentions, you know, and what they're going

768
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: through and why they're participating in it. Yeah, no one

769
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:52,919
Speaker 1: ever thinks about that. Like Taylor Swifted when she wrote

770
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:56,479
Speaker 1: a listit Affairs and August. If you listen to the songs,

771
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: she actually has empathy for the other woman or the

772
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 1: other man, whichever the way you look at it. Um.

773
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: But when I've been the other woman, it sucks because

774
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: everyone thinks you're a demon, and all your friends think

775
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,959
Speaker 1: all your friends who are in relationships project their fear

776
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 1: of being cheated on onto you and they think you're

777
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,799
Speaker 1: a bad person. Um, not all of them, but there's

778
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: a there's judgment across the board. You don't understand that

779
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: fucking everyone cheats y'all. Like it's and now I'm not

780
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: saying everyone, but it's very very common, and every woman's

781
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: been cheated on. Right, everyone can be like I've been

782
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: cheated on. I've like, who's doing all the who are

783
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: the women that are doing, um the cheating? Then? Is

784
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: it one skank that's just taking the just going? After all?

785
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: There women who have been cheated on have also been

786
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: the other woman, so have a little empathy. And I'm

787
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,440
Speaker 1: not saying that there. When I've done it, it's not

788
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 1: been a great quality. I am not admitting this being

789
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: like isn't this cool that I've done this. I'm just

790
00:42:58,200 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 1: being honest. I'm not proud of it. I don't want

791
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 1: to do it again. But I do think that, um there,

792
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: I'm not completely just a demon. It's almost like a

793
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: or like the enemy in this situation. Um, I think

794
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: a lot of times the guy or woman that's cheating

795
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: gets to play like I was seduced. I didn't know

796
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: what I was doing, Like she's a she's a slut,

797
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: and she got me alone and she she went after

798
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 1: me and I couldn't resist because she's she's sneaky and

799
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: she raped me, like it's almost like that. And then

800
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 1: and then the you know, other woman gets to be

801
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 1: like or the you know the woman, I like, how

802
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: what's the woman and the other woman saying, yeah, yeah,

803
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,240
Speaker 1: that happened to like I hooked up with that one woman.

804
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,840
Speaker 1: And remember in the bathroom where I had sex pathetically

805
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,760
Speaker 1: because like when I reached her vagina on the counter,

806
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: because it was sounds like a kid with a cookies,

807
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: like like you were like reaching up. They should really

808
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: have sex steps in every bathroom. Uh, but yeah, I

809
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: ended up. What happened with her she was married, but

810
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 1: she she didn't tell you, no, she told me her

811
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: friend said that she was her husband cheats. They were

812
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: all drunk. She was, oh, her husband cheats. He's a

813
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: piece of ship. Okay, So that justifies it as well

814
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: justified my behavior because I was like, whoa, he's such

815
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: a piece of ship. Me having sex with her so

816
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: pathetically will probably make their relationship better in the long

817
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: run because my did compared to his infidelity. It's not

818
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 1: even miss him. Yeah, in the bathroom with you. Yeah,

819
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: you'll make her realize what she has at home. Also

820
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: pizza and you know, hey it's balanced. But yeah, no,

821
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 1: I mean look, so it felt it felt a little weird.

822
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,399
Speaker 1: When she followed me on Instagram the next day, that's

823
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 1: when it started to feel more real. Let me let

824
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 1: me blast you a scenario. Um, what if you, uh,

825
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 1: there's a couple and you are the other woman and

826
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: you hook up with the guy, and you know, everyone

827
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 1: makes it out to be like you're this seductive siren

828
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:12,439
Speaker 1: slut who just like love to ruin this relationship because

829
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: you don't care about other women and you just are selfish.

830
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: What if you find out down the road that this

831
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 1: couple got together because she was once the other woman

832
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: and and was does she have a right to be mad?

833
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: Do you think? I do believe she does. Just because

834
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 1: one person has done wrong doesn't mean like they can't

835
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: see that they can't change their ways and go, I

836
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: don't want that done to me, But now does that

837
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: change it? Like I think a lot of people, there's

838
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,640
Speaker 1: been a time where I was the other woman and

839
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 1: I felt so bad about it, and I was like,

840
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 1: I'm the enemy here. I'm the one that you know,

841
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: I ruined this thing that they had, and like I'm

842
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: the bad guy, even though I really didn't feel that way,

843
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: because you know, um, you know, I I knew what

844
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 1: the situation was and I was not but I knew

845
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: that I was being looked at it that way. And

846
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: then I found out they got together because she was

847
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: the other woman when he was in a relationship, and

848
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: so it's like and then all of a sudden, it

849
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: was like, um, I feel like you can't be mad

850
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: at me, bitch. Yeah, and the other woman became the

851
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: woman and then you're the other woman. Yeah, and then

852
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: I would eventually be I was hoping to some maybe

853
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: the woman that got cheated on, and then I would

854
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: be I would break the cycle by being the girl

855
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: bring it in. We all do it. This is how

856
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: we all got here. Cheats on YouTube. Yeah, there's a

857
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: whole three of us of other women. Yeah, no, I

858
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,720
Speaker 1: get that. I don't. Yeah. It's like it's pretty ironic

859
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: for that person or for them to think, oh, well,

860
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: my relationship was different than the relationship he cheated on

861
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: product because I cheated on him before he had a

862
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: dog with the woman were a dog together, though, and

863
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: you should honor the fact that we have a dog.

864
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: That means something. It's like you can always justify way, like, well,

865
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: I cheated because because of and I'm doing the same

866
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 1: thing of being like I've justified it because he cheated

867
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 1: on you with other people or whatever. But there's no justification.

868
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,960
Speaker 1: I guess it's just you just have to I just

869
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 1: have to admit when I'm wrong and that was wrong,

870
00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 1: and I hope to never do it again because it

871
00:47:09,719 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: was just such a fucking cluster fuck. Um, and I

872
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: owe apologies, but I'm not really sorry yet. That's the thing.

873
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give apologies when i'm not sorry

874
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: just so I can smooth things over. That's not going

875
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: to help anything. So I'm going to apologize when um,

876
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 1: you know that's true. Um. Next story, Oh yeah, I

877
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 1: forget what you're even doing that all right? Uh? Oh,

878
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 1: this was wild. I don't know if you saw this.

879
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: Sophia Eurista. I think it's Eurista. I mean, this is

880
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: actually funny that her last name is that because the

881
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: singer of a rock band called Oh Yeah, she took

882
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 1: a piss and the punk rock is the rest of

883
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: the band Willing man's face. Yeah, they were all playing

884
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: the saxophones too. It's so funny to see like sax

885
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: players the background just kind of like that is what

886
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 1: she does. They did not seem shocked by the other

887
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: band numbers. Yeah, you can't take a shift on someone

888
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: while playing smooth jazz, you know what I mean, Like

889
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: you gotta play. She didn't take a ship. She was peeing. No,

890
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: I know, I just amplified it for a joke, but

891
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: an idiot. No, no no, no, I was just like, did

892
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: I not watch the whole video? Yeah, um no, But

893
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 1: like I do think it's punk rock. I think it's awesome.

894
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: I think it's like Ozzy Osborne, like eating the back

895
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:37,720
Speaker 1: say the same thing, yes, or like you know, um,

896
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,919
Speaker 1: just people spitting one people like people do crazy things

897
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 1: at these shows and people like it. And the guy

898
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: liked it. He was willing. It's not like an R.

899
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: Kelly incident where the woman was pete on and didn't

900
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 1: want it. And I mean this guy was of age

901
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: and obviously hasn't gotten late in a while. But do

902
00:48:55,280 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: you think or maybe yeah, it's a pistory. I didn't say.

903
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: I thought you said, um wait, so did you see

904
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 1: so Twitter, the band like completely was like this isn't

905
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: like her, like completely ratted her out, like she's we

906
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: didn't know she was gonna do it, like covering their

907
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 1: tracks just say this is cool and we like, why

908
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 1: stop apologizing, You're not really sorry. And the band was

909
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 1: not horrified. If you look at them in the background,

910
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: they look like they're just watching Adele sing a ballot

911
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: like it's it's it's nothing. There's nothing about it that

912
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: makes them seem like shocked, like she doesn't do this,

913
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. She would never do that. Meanwhile,

914
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't want to watch it because it

915
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 1: made me sick whenever I went witness some peace stuff

916
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: in porn. There's a lot of it, especially mixed in

917
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,600
Speaker 1: with the things that they think I'm into. I'm not

918
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: into that like jazz, yes, yeah, yeah, I mean what

919
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: did a perfect I mean I would say, if you're

920
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 1: gonna pee on someone guns and roses something like that,

921
00:49:59,760 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 1: you I would be dope. But but do we have

922
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: they were covering rage, that's right? Do we have a

923
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: double standard though? For women? Like because there's a power

924
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: dynamic there with the fan, like that's what people are

925
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 1: going to be saying, you know what I mean, to

926
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 1: a woman, we would cancel her give him because it's

927
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 1: a power thing, like you're taking advantage of having the

928
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: power at the show. It depends on how happy the

929
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: girl is underneath his peace stream. And that guy was

930
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:35,000
Speaker 1: so happy split splashing around like it was a yeah,

931
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: he was loving it. Well, a fish out of water

932
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: that was happy to die. I guess doesn't work there,

933
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, no, I guess so yeah. I think

934
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,839
Speaker 1: it does depend on But then that's what people do.

935
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 1: They'll go, well, she consented, but she didn't really want,

936
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they think that they

937
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: know for her or for him. Yes, it's like he

938
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: know he was in a trance. You know, at what

939
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: point is you know? I don't know. I think it's great.

940
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 1: I kind of want to get piste on would be

941
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,320
Speaker 1: pretty dope, but really, yeah by a guy playing cello

942
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: or no no no, no no, no no no, do you

943
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: want to be paid on? Like for real? For real?

944
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 1: Would you ever be into Brenna peeing on your face?

945
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: I think it'd be cool in the shower because your

946
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,280
Speaker 1: boy doesn't like to do long like what about touching

947
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: like your mouth? Like licking pee I don't know if

948
00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: I want to pee on my mouth, but if the

949
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: fact that you don't know equals you'd be down for it,

950
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: like you're either a hard note or a I'm not

951
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 1: a hard No, that is crazy pie taste so gross. No,

952
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: she doesn't have to pee in my mouth. But I'm

953
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: saying if you go, well, that's different. Mouth is the

954
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: thing that I'm I'll take some bee anywhere if you're

955
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: into whatever. I don't want to be piste on. But

956
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: if some guy really wanted that, I'm down, but I

957
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: don't want it in my mouth. And some guy or

958
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: like a special man. You know, there are certain things

959
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,359
Speaker 1: that like I would do, um that I don't that

960
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: you know, there's certain things that um, I would do

961
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: if I get horny enough, Like that's that's the thing,

962
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,919
Speaker 1: Like I don't know that I want to. I would

963
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: never do it when I'm just sitting here like caffeinated, clothed,

964
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: you know, doing a podcast. The idea of like tasting

965
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: a guy's p makes me sick to think about, and

966
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 1: I would sign off on like never doing it. But

967
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 1: if I got horny enough equals drunk enough, because it's

968
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: the same kind of state I would do anything. I mean,

969
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: I've done heinous things that I would never have, Yes,

970
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: heinous without the age I would ever do. And yeah,

971
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: I don't believe it's a two way street either. I

972
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,719
Speaker 1: don't believe, like, well, I like your p then you

973
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: have to lick mine. Like some people are into things

974
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 1: and some people are not. I just think it's very

975
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: weird when, um, you know, like I'm into a guy

976
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,240
Speaker 1: I'm with hooking up with other women if he wants

977
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 1: and telling me about it in full detail. I'm into that.

978
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: People go well, then so the guy is to be

979
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:56,360
Speaker 1: okay with you doing it. It's like, no, why can't

980
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: people like different things? And and it doesn't have to

981
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: be I for an eye, I think that's such a weird,

982
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: um like uh insecure American thing of like, well, if

983
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: you get to do that, I have to do it.

984
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: And it's like it has to be even and fair,

985
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,880
Speaker 1: and it's like I don't, I don't know it. To me,

986
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,959
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be that way. So if you wanna,

987
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, come on over around four No no, no, no,

988
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: only I love and if I get horny enough, I

989
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 1: will allow it well or come to our show and

990
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 1: get a p and gree and you'll be in the

991
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: background play yo yo wing. Okay, let's take a quick

992
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: brack brack. Let's take a quick brack. I'm going well

993
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:47,399
Speaker 1: back with why do I Care? Why do I care?

994
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 1: Why do I care? All Right, it's finally been addressed.

995
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,919
Speaker 1: I know you've been waiting on pins and needles. Nick

996
00:53:56,080 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper addresses the Lady Gaga romance rumors from their performances.

997
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 1: Give me a break. I know I knew you wouldn't,

998
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: but he said that it's just it's for dramatic effect,

999
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: that they were definitely acting. That it allowed him to

1000
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: be more in tune into the song where he would

1001
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: be more inclined to not worry about his voice, because

1002
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 1: he was worried about how he sounds singing. So he

1003
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,480
Speaker 1: thought if it was more of like a play kind

1004
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 1: of style that the Academy Awards are trying oscars, why

1005
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 1: didn't you just say that then, because then he would

1006
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 1: have to admit that he was insecure about his voice.

1007
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,760
Speaker 1: Or also, yeah, they were selling a movie, so what's

1008
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: better than rumors about the movies already? Yeah, now it's

1009
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: too blu ray. Yeah, everyone said that it was a

1010
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 1: press thing. But I'm sorry. I would still bet everything

1011
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 1: I have on the fact that those two hooked up. Everything.

1012
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 1: They can say whatever they want, I'm not going to

1013
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: believe it. I think it's just, you know, convenient to

1014
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 1: say it was a press move. It's embarrassing to say that.

1015
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: But I don't think they're even saying that. He's saying

1016
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 1: that he was insecure about his voice. He's be a sweet,

1017
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 1: humble guy. He was just being and that's why he

1018
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 1: made out, nearly made out with Lady Gaga in front

1019
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 1: of his pregnant girlfriend, because he was just feeling insecure

1020
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: and isn't then brave of him. I don't like it,

1021
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,400
Speaker 1: and I think it's bullshit. I think they were definitely banging.

1022
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 1: I think it was Lady Gaga's fault. The other woman.

1023
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: How dare she? Yeah, that's what I think a lot

1024
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: of people did come after her for that, being like

1025
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: how could she do that in front? It's just like, well,

1026
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: he did it too. Also, they're acting their actors on

1027
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: a stage then in front of a camera with thirty

1028
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,760
Speaker 1: other because it was they were introduced as Lady Gaga

1029
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 1: and Bradley Cooper. They weren't introduced as these these two

1030
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 1: characters that exactly we're playing pretty much that. Yeah, And

1031
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,280
Speaker 1: that's why I say about Taylor Swift singing at SNL,

1032
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: she seemed so angry, but she was just that was

1033
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:58,240
Speaker 1: that was a performance and these lyrics that everyone's getting thoughts,

1034
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 1: then she was actually really angry. If you thought Lady

1035
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 1: Gaga actually really no, no, no, Like as I said,

1036
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: it's not across the board, always the same. I think

1037
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: that she was maybe could pull from an anger in

1038
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: her life or in the past experience. But they can

1039
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 1: say whatever they want to about the performance. I definitely

1040
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: think they got down like it's just without question. To me.

1041
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: I just don't I just don't try. I don't believe

1042
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 1: two people can have that kind of performance in chemistry

1043
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 1: on on screen and be that obsessed with each other

1044
00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: and say, there are a hundred people in the room

1045
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,799
Speaker 1: and one believes in you. That person is Bradley That

1046
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: and him sit and stare at her a hundred times.

1047
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,680
Speaker 1: She said that, God, that compilation is hilarious. Let's play

1048
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: I'll be Bradley Cooper from the movie and you'd be

1049
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga. What do you mean, I'm sorry, I'm so

1050
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 1: ugly and that's why I'll never be famous. Is I'm

1051
00:56:53,239 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 1: so ugly, ugly, but look at my nose and oh no, yeah,

1052
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,439
Speaker 1: but hey, if I could put a dress on you

1053
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,800
Speaker 1: and change around some out of tune, do you mind?

1054
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I singing this song and then

1055
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 1: you come out and sing it with me two days later,

1056
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: even though we haven't worked on it at all, And

1057
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: we've also written fourteen new verses that neither of us

1058
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: have taken the time to memorize, but somehow we both

1059
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 1: know them. Will that be a cool thing to do?

1060
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:29,320
Speaker 1: But I'm nervous to walk out on stage and sing no, no, no,

1061
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,360
Speaker 1: don't bring me, don't bring me out, Bradley, don't. I'm

1062
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 1: so scared. Okay, I will. I'm off the deep band,

1063
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,880
Speaker 1: I can. I know all these words, and I've been

1064
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 1: prepared for this moment for a while. It's not bad.

1065
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: It's not bad at all. Actually, you know what, Listen,

1066
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go with you on the road. We

1067
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 1: had a great night, it was amazing, but I can't go.

1068
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,400
Speaker 1: I got stuff to do here. Oh I went into

1069
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,439
Speaker 1: work and my boss at one thing and now I'm

1070
00:57:56,440 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 1: like already recking ago that was let das see I

1071
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 1: got combos though in the bus Pepper, and you know what,

1072
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,959
Speaker 1: I want to marry you, even though Dave Chappelle pulled

1073
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: you out of a ditch earlier in the day, guttural alcoholic.

1074
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: I definitely think this is a good decision to get

1075
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 1: married to you, even though you took a little fucking

1076
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:21,000
Speaker 1: twisty tie off a bread bag and used it to

1077
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 1: propose to me in front of Dave Chappelle's kids. And

1078
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: I think this is a great decision. And you're definitely

1079
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: not going to kill yourself and bit your pants at

1080
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 1: the awards ceremony that we go to together. Alert All right,

1081
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 1: don't you want They still have him in hell? All right,

1082
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: let's get to when Wednesday's wild Guard segment. The blankest thing.

1083
00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 1: All right, it's the blankest thing you've ever done. What's

1084
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:59,919
Speaker 1: the blank today? Noah, the blankett is the most Dane

1085
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: jurissist thing, the most dangerous this thing you've ever done?

1086
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 1: Suggested like a dangerous syst like like, what was the

1087
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:19,120
Speaker 1: most dangerous tumor you had? Didn't sound like a dangerous sist. Yeah,

1088
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:22,920
Speaker 1: that's a good one. I had assist that almost killed me? Really? Yeah?

1089
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 1: Where I'm kidding. No, no, no, stepsis, okay, no, okay,

1090
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 1: we're having fun. No. I had assist in my nose

1091
00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: that I took a needle to it because I thought

1092
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: it was like a pimple and I didn't didn't burn

1093
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: the You didn't sandsize the needle until got infected, dude.

1094
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: I woke up two hours later in my eye, your brain.

1095
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 1: I had green puss coming out of my eye and

1096
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't open my eye. And I was like, dude,

1097
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 1: that's the most dangerous thing you've ever done. Well, because

1098
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 1: my brain is right. It goes right to your brain.

1099
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,439
Speaker 1: You're dead. You're dead. Your brain is somewhere in there.

1100
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 1: It's somewhere. They're luckily minds in the way back. Oh

1101
00:59:54,160 --> 01:00:00,919
Speaker 1: my god, is not Rosa Parks. It is in the back. Yeah,

1102
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 1: it is in the back, and that's where it wants

1103
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: to be. I but then the doctor had to um.

1104
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:10,680
Speaker 1: He tried to squeeze it out and gave me antibiotics,

1105
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,840
Speaker 1: but I just got drunk on him, so they didn't work.

1106
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 1: I didn't even take them, and then the infection came

1107
01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:17,160
Speaker 1: back and then he had to cut it is a miracle.

1108
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 1: You're a life. The dangerous thing you've ever most dangerous

1109
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: thing you've ever done is just yeah, so you should

1110
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: be dead so many times that the guy had to

1111
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 1: cut He didn't even put me under. He cut into

1112
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: my eye. I could hear the smoke or smell the

1113
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: smoke of my skin while he was burnt, cot was smoking.

1114
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 1: He went to an urgent Karen Tampa. Anyhow, he had

1115
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 1: to cut it out and I saw it. It It was

1116
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 1: fucking why. I was like, dude, why, But isn't it weird?

1117
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:49,240
Speaker 1: Like when you find things in your body, It's like

1118
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: I must have other ones around. I mean, I'm dying

1119
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:53,919
Speaker 1: to hear what the most dangerous thing you've ever done

1120
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 1: is where you've been? Like, oh my god, I definitely

1121
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: could have died. I think it's why. What's the most

1122
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 1: dangerous thing? You don't really step out of your My

1123
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 1: first word was dangerous, and I would point out things

1124
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: that were dangerous because I was so scared of dying

1125
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: and like, I was so scared of everything. So yeah,

1126
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,320
Speaker 1: I'm not someone who has lived on the edge at all,

1127
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,320
Speaker 1: like a badass. Yes, I would say the most dangerous

1128
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,560
Speaker 1: thing I've ever done is um, just driving a Starbucks

1129
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: this morning with you, Yeah, probably, hill know what's the

1130
01:01:24,560 --> 01:01:27,520
Speaker 1: most dangerous thing here? Did you? I think probably like

1131
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 1: being in a car with someone who's drunk, you know,

1132
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: like thinking it was okay to get in Probably as

1133
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 1: a kid driving being put into the back seat when

1134
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,720
Speaker 1: my parents were driving home from a party that we

1135
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: were like, you know, already asleep on this person's couch, um,

1136
01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: and I just let my parents drive. Um. Yeah, it's

1137
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 1: probably you know, the many times in my youth that

1138
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: I got into a car with a drunk driver, I

1139
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 1: think that was probably it. You know, never you've never

1140
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:59,360
Speaker 1: jumped out of a nothing like that's not actually dangerous though, Yeah,

1141
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:02,680
Speaker 1: that's oh I I I you know, I jumped into

1142
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 1: the water when there were a bunch of sharks in it.

1143
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:08,080
Speaker 1: And the only thing that made me go, you know,

1144
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 1: should I do this? Was I asked the people that were,

1145
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:12,880
Speaker 1: you know, working on the yacht we were on uh

1146
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:15,520
Speaker 1: yacht brag that. Um, I was like, are they is

1147
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 1: it okay to swim with them? They were like yeah,

1148
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: And I just like jumped in and everyone was like hey,

1149
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 1: and I was like they're not. They don't They're not

1150
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 1: going to get I just don't. I don't subscribe to

1151
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: fears that everyone irrational. Fears like that that I know

1152
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 1: that are like on paper, very scary, but I just

1153
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,160
Speaker 1: know that sharks are more scared of you than you are. Like,

1154
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, it wasn't it wasn't actually that risky,

1155
01:02:38,120 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: but I guess to you know, someone just watching it

1156
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: was probably pretty dangerous. Um, what about you, Andrew? Um?

1157
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man. Probably when I snorted oxy hut

1158
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 1: and with a guy that used to hang out with, Um,

1159
01:02:55,640 --> 01:03:01,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, when was this regular a painkiller? And

1160
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: then I found that later it was oxy. When I

1161
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 1: woke up in my car and the car was probably

1162
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 1: about a hundred and twenty degrees in there is in Florida,

1163
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 1: And I woke up to a cop because I bought

1164
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 1: that Mercedes. I attempted windows and he didn't know anyone

1165
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 1: was in there. He was just looking at the car

1166
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:20,560
Speaker 1: because I decided to sleep across the street from a

1167
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 1: police station. Oh my god, and I rolled down the

1168
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,960
Speaker 1: window for some reason. I was like, hey, what's up?

1169
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:29,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was sweating so like I could

1170
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 1: have died. I should have died that night in that car,

1171
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,520
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like like those are the

1172
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:41,440
Speaker 1: days I missed. I missed that car, that a MG Mercedes.

1173
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 1: I would die to be in it. That is it's

1174
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: so weak. Did did you almost die an overdose? Do

1175
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,240
Speaker 1: you think like you don't remember how you got there,

1176
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,040
Speaker 1: you don't remember anything about it? Yeah, I think I

1177
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 1: would have overdosed, not only on the oxycon, but on

1178
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: like dying the heat, like a dog dying in a car.

1179
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I bet you were wearing sweatshirts

1180
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: and like you just are. You don't ever disrobe when

1181
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 1: you're hot. You just are like it's hot, and I'm like,

1182
01:04:04,840 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 1: you have eighteen layers on. Take one off, bud, dude.

1183
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 1: I had some hangovers. I don't know if you remember

1184
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:14,280
Speaker 1: your worst hangovers. I was like, I'm dying today. Well

1185
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:16,959
Speaker 1: that's why I was like. It was like I don't

1186
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 1: this is how you feel when you're dying. I have

1187
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,760
Speaker 1: no doubt about it, Like this is the way it

1188
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 1: must feel when you're about to die, because I wanted

1189
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 1: to die, like it was just so bad, and I

1190
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 1: remember being like I did this to myself. The only

1191
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 1: reason I don't want to feel this way until I'm dying,

1192
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,280
Speaker 1: and so I'm never going to do this to myself again,

1193
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:36,160
Speaker 1: and it was that was the realization I had, was

1194
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 1: this feels like I'm dying, and no one should feel

1195
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,480
Speaker 1: this way unless they're dying. And I did this to

1196
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 1: my twenty seven year old self and was just like,

1197
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 1: you know, lying in a puddle on in my shower,

1198
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:50,200
Speaker 1: trying to get it together enough, my screaming headache, just nauseous.

1199
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: I felt like you know what you see in movies

1200
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,400
Speaker 1: when someone's going through like chemo, and I was just like, no,

1201
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 1: no more so. I think just drinking, having unprotected sex,

1202
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:03,280
Speaker 1: drinking and like getting into cars with people who were drunk, um,

1203
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: getting into an uber that, getting into ubers that are

1204
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: my own, um, getting rides from people that I don't

1205
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:14,680
Speaker 1: even know if they're they have a license, um. And

1206
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 1: I think one of the most dangerous things was I

1207
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:19,440
Speaker 1: went on a sailboat once in the um San Francisco

1208
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: Bay on My parents made us do it with their

1209
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:26,360
Speaker 1: friend and it was the worst conditions that this guy's

1210
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:30,160
Speaker 1: ever sailed in and we almost capsized like a million times,

1211
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:33,440
Speaker 1: and it was fucking terrifying and we got off and

1212
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: everyone was shaken when we got You know, when someone

1213
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 1: is an expert and even they're scared to go oh funk.

1214
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 1: It's like when you look at the flight attendant and

1215
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: when they look scared, You're like, this is when I

1216
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: should worry. It was that. So a lot of it

1217
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: is just trusting my parents and not having autonomy as

1218
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 1: a child and thus being thrust into dangerous experiences because

1219
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,520
Speaker 1: I don't like the outdoors for good reason. I've been

1220
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:57,800
Speaker 1: very traumatized by my mother and uh sister almost died

1221
01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 1: in a canoe accident that I witnessed and had no

1222
01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: way of helping because you know, they capsized and my

1223
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,800
Speaker 1: sister is being sucked under. Were just screaming, screaming what

1224
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 1: you couldn't ruin your spray damn? Yeah, you know how

1225
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 1: it is, like you gotta wait eight hours before it

1226
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 1: like sets in, and I'm not gonna look bad at

1227
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 1: their funerals. Pretty looks so good with like a whole

1228
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,440
Speaker 1: black outfit. So yeah, I was thinking ahead if there

1229
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: was a stranger dying in a pool and you just

1230
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:28,000
Speaker 1: give me a break, I would not help a strange surrounding.

1231
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:31,400
Speaker 1: It's like even if I didn't have it now, of course,

1232
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:34,160
Speaker 1: I don't think about that kind of stuff when I

1233
01:06:34,160 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 1: don't like to see car rex or things like that.

1234
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 1: I mean does, but I would just rather someone else

1235
01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:43,320
Speaker 1: deal with it. I don't want to deal with dead

1236
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:46,680
Speaker 1: bodies and like gore and stuff and so I, um,

1237
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:48,920
Speaker 1: it is interesting like once you pay for something like

1238
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 1: let's say that sailboat ride or like I did this

1239
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:54,800
Speaker 1: like cave like tour in Budapest, which I had no

1240
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 1: idea what I was getting myself into. But if I knew,

1241
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,360
Speaker 1: But once you pay, you're like, well, I guess I

1242
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,720
Speaker 1: gotta do. Guess I gotta put my life on the

1243
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:05,320
Speaker 1: Guess I gotta go. Uh, I remember I did? Um,

1244
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 1: what's a parasailing? I gotta tell you the guy in

1245
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 1: the Bahamas, this thing this the latch didn't even close.

1246
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:14,600
Speaker 1: The guy looked so high and the boat was like

1247
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:18,080
Speaker 1: a canoe where the guy cattled hard and he's just like, nah,

1248
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 1: you've fun man, And I was like, yeah, man, I'm

1249
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 1: gonna like I think the most dangerous thing is trusting

1250
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 1: the like regulations in countries where you know that those

1251
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,640
Speaker 1: things aren't regulated, Like when I get when I land

1252
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 1: in Camcoon and they're like, we're gonna we have a

1253
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,840
Speaker 1: hired a driver to drive you an hour and a

1254
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 1: half to to Loom. I don't know that that driver

1255
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 1: is not drunk, or like trusting other people with your life,

1256
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 1: especially drivers, which isn't as like regulated as you know

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Speaker 1: pilots are. You just have to have a license. You

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Speaker 1: don't want to prove that you're not drunk or anything

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Speaker 1: like that. Um, I think that's been the riskiest thing.

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Speaker 1: What's been the most dangerous thing you've ever done? Noah, well,

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Speaker 1: it's it's very similar to yours. I used to go

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Speaker 1: drinking with my friends in in like he side, and

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Speaker 1: if you live in New York City and in front

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Speaker 1: of yours had a car, it was like the best

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Speaker 1: thing ever because you can get it right home. So

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Speaker 1: he would go drinking. And I had this one friend

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Speaker 1: who would always like he would never sleep unless he

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Speaker 1: was at a red light or a stop sign. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, wait, he never slept ever, And he was

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Speaker 1: just to workaholic, and he said that he'll sleep when

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Speaker 1: he's dead. He was like one of those like kids attitudes.

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Speaker 1: And he would drive all of us home and I

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Speaker 1: would willingly get in the car with him, knowing, oh,

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Speaker 1: he's going to fall asleep at the red lights. I

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Speaker 1: just have to hit him on their shoulder when the

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Speaker 1: light turns brown. And one time, okay, keep going. One

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Speaker 1: time we were driving home um from seeing a band play,

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Speaker 1: and we were about to enter a tunnel and all

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01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 1: of a sudden, I see his head go down. At

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Speaker 1: the entrance of the tunnel, it curved, so thank goodness,

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Speaker 1: I was paying attention because I go, friend's name, wake up,

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Speaker 1: and he just like gets back on the wheel and

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Speaker 1: just drives like nothing. He's like, I'm good for another

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Speaker 1: six months, now, would you wake up? People's all, you're

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01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:14,600
Speaker 1: not wrong, Andrew. But when you wake someone up from

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Speaker 1: sleeping like that, they can go. They can and then

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Speaker 1: it can cause that's is he was so used to

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Speaker 1: it to a new Oh my god, yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: that that reminds me of a lot of times. I

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Speaker 1: was in Korea, South Korea, performing for the troops there,

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Speaker 1: and we had this driver who would drive so freaking fast,

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Speaker 1: and he would also be very like I could tell

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Speaker 1: that he was also sleeping. Whenever we were showed over

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01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:41,160
Speaker 1: to a place, he would fall asleep right away. So

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01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know this guy is underslept, And then

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Speaker 1: the whole time I'm just I just want I couldn't.

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01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:46,920
Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep on the bus because I'm so worried

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Speaker 1: about this guy falling asleep and trying to talk to

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Speaker 1: him and keep him awake. He would watch porn when

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Speaker 1: we would come back. Maybe yeah, it was crazy. I

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Speaker 1: kind of loved him, but he was insane. But people,

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01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:58,960
Speaker 1: I I really fear drivers. When I get into towns

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01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 1: and they're like, this guy, I'll come pick you up,

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01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,400
Speaker 1: It's like, how do you know he's not gonna when

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01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 1: we have that like eight year old man come pick

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Speaker 1: us up. And he was sleeping. He was sleeping a lot.

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01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:10,320
Speaker 1: I was so worried about him falling astone. He was dying,

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01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,439
Speaker 1: dying right. Andrew was chewing his eyes so loud. I

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01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:15,280
Speaker 1: was like, okay, good, this will keep him up. And

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Speaker 1: then I put up my white noise. Yeah, I didn't

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Speaker 1: talk to He actually was a nice gentleman. He had

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Speaker 1: a both ti. I was like, I figured he could

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Speaker 1: tie a both tie. He'll live at least another week.

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Speaker 1: Final thought, um, I actually have a birthday book. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever seen this? The Secret Language of Birthdays? This

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Speaker 1: was a book. It's probably my computer. I'm gonna pull

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Speaker 1: it off right now. Okay, dropping down. It's um this

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Speaker 1: book that like everyone had in the nineties, The Secret

1319
01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:41,719
Speaker 1: Language of Birthdays, And then you look up your birthday

1320
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Speaker 1: and it tells you a lot about you or whatever,

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Speaker 1: andrew by year, just just you know, just the first Okay, April. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's go to April eighteen. Same with Conan O'Brien. Yep. Okay.

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Speaker 1: This was published in like the nineties, so they're probably

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Speaker 1: not gonna have Conan um born on this day. Um,

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Speaker 1: Polish Prime minister, Um lawyer for the Scopes trial. Uh god,

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Speaker 1: there's a bunch of no James Woods, Eric Roberts. That's

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Speaker 1: Julia Roberts brother. It's pretty cool, um and some other people. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Those born on April eighteenth are vigorous defenders of the faith.

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Speaker 1: They are protectors not only of their own interests, but

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01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:28,400
Speaker 1: of those of the less fortunate as well. M m man,

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Speaker 1: I mean this ain't this? Ain't you? Those born on

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Speaker 1: this day are often known as progressive thinkers who fight

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Speaker 1: for their beliefs. They are not radicals at heart. They

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Speaker 1: are traditionalists who which to apply their experience and thorough

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01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:47,200
Speaker 1: knowledge of what has gone before to the president of situation.

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Speaker 1: Um mental balance should be the utmost concern to April

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Speaker 1: eighteen people, since their strengths lie in the areas of forcefulness, will,

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Speaker 1: and imagination rather than reason. Their willingness to submit to

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01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:00,320
Speaker 1: a rigorous mental training of some kind is said, shull

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Speaker 1: or your strength, you're honorable. Vigorous. Vigorous was the word

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01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:09,360
Speaker 1: that me and Kirsten used to instead of hand jobs.

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01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,439
Speaker 1: We'd call it vigorous because we really so we can

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01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:12,880
Speaker 1: talk about in front of our parents and be like,

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01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:15,080
Speaker 1: did they vigorous? I mean, I think they could tell

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01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:20,280
Speaker 1: with the hand motion. And fair, They'll never know they

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01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:24,320
Speaker 1: thought we were. We were shaking a cocktail. Honorable, vigorous

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01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:34,040
Speaker 1: and fair. Cocktail weaknesses are unrealistic. Pugnacious. Do you know

1348
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:36,719
Speaker 1: what pugnacious means? Yeah, that's when a pug is getting crazy.

1349
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:39,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I know what it means. If you want

1350
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:41,360
Speaker 1: me to tell what it means, like you're always up

1351
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 1: for a fight. Oh that's not Andrew emotionally unstable? Okay, finally,

1352
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:51,920
Speaker 1: and your meditation is never take anything too seriously, which

1353
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:55,759
Speaker 1: I think is kind of a thing you live by. Silly, silly,

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01:12:56,200 --> 01:13:01,040
Speaker 1: you really don't too seriously? Um, Okay, let's get to

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Speaker 1: what I think I saw. Someone else was born on

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01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,120
Speaker 1: that day. I don't know where I looked the day

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Speaker 1: of the popular I Marilyn Monroe, Joe h bring him young?

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01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:16,960
Speaker 1: Wait wait no, she it says married to Koda Massio

1359
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:22,320
Speaker 1: is like one of her like things about what um

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Speaker 1: Andy Griffith, Uh yeah, that sounds pretty cool, okay, um

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Speaker 1: Amy Schumer strengths visually perceptive, shrewd fun These are like,

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Speaker 1: what does shrewd mean? I don't even know it means. Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, shrewd. It sounds like rude when you

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01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:52,880
Speaker 1: say it. Um weaknesses, temperamental ding nicknack nickning, distracted dinging

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01:13:53,000 --> 01:14:00,360
Speaker 1: nick ning ning sounds ding ding impatient is one of

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Speaker 1: my weaknesses. Okay. Meditation is living is a creative act.

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Speaker 1: Let me hear your one your first line. Though, juniverse

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01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:10,320
Speaker 1: people can be usually found either in the public eye

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01:14:10,439 --> 01:14:13,160
Speaker 1: or observing the latest modes and trends of society. Either way,

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01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:15,160
Speaker 1: they're taking up with, seeing or being seen in a

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Speaker 1: social context. Those born on this date may display an

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01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,240
Speaker 1: interest in history, but usually for how it sheds light

1373
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:22,800
Speaker 1: on the present. Indeed, they bring all their powers to

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01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:27,160
Speaker 1: bear on what is Upmost up to date, dressing, talking, reading, studying,

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01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:31,240
Speaker 1: the state of art in various fields. It does not

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01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:34,720
Speaker 1: mean we're overly social beings. They may peer extroverted and

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01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:39,840
Speaker 1: rare exhibitionistic, but such an external attitude often masks a

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01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:46,400
Speaker 1: personality that is isolated. Oh my god, ship, I mean

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01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:50,840
Speaker 1: that was why that was really oh wow. Both men

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01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:53,160
Speaker 1: and women born on this state are rarely without a mate.

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01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:55,000
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it said rarely with a mate. Rarely

1382
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:57,920
Speaker 1: without a mate because base they because they hate to

1383
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:01,040
Speaker 1: be alone. I mean this is me to avoid lonelies.

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01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,559
Speaker 1: Some June first people will live with forty one year

1385
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:08,280
Speaker 1: old single mens. June First people throw themselves into social

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01:15:08,479 --> 01:15:11,240
Speaker 1: activities and a mass, a whole bevy of friends and acquaintances.

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01:15:11,439 --> 01:15:16,800
Speaker 1: Rarely will June First people admit to ignorance. They pride

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01:15:16,840 --> 01:15:19,040
Speaker 1: themselves on knowing a good deal about a wide variety

1389
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:24,000
Speaker 1: of subjects. One on, Yeah that is uh, that's really

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01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:26,680
Speaker 1: nailing you, dude. In an area they are most obsessed with,

1391
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:29,400
Speaker 1: they go to great lengths to amass an impressive body

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01:15:29,439 --> 01:15:35,439
Speaker 1: of information. Yeah no two chapters or Taylor's swift, like

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01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:38,760
Speaker 1: I know everything. Um. The subject of study need not

1394
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:41,599
Speaker 1: be academic. It could range from sports figures to comic books.

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01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: Um okay um. My advice, try to forget society's values

1396
01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:48,920
Speaker 1: for a while, and what is it expected of you?

1397
01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:51,000
Speaker 1: Have the courage to be yourself at a deep level

1398
01:15:51,080 --> 01:15:53,240
Speaker 1: and like yourself for what you are. Oh my God,

1399
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:56,640
Speaker 1: discover your strength and exercise them in spite of opposition.

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01:15:57,160 --> 01:16:01,960
Speaker 1: Self forth supersedes all else well, from this book to

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01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:06,640
Speaker 1: my fucking lonely soul. I wish um, I'm working on it,

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01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:12,360
Speaker 1: but uh, this is a fun show today. It's so

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01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:15,640
Speaker 1: l a just like getting into astrology and books and

1404
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:20,360
Speaker 1: caterpillars and yo yo yo um. Thank you so much

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01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:23,360
Speaker 1: for listening today. We gotta go, um, don't be care

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01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:26,040
Speaker 1: and we'll be back tomorrow and yeah