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Speaker 1: Two hopeless one dating app then dares you, guys, swipe right.

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Speaker 2: The question is whose love life is more tragic.

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Speaker 3: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 1: It's the dating game show that's been banned from multiple

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Speaker 1: grocery stores for going to the produce style and writing

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Speaker 1: cup sizes.

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Speaker 3: On the melons. That's the.

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Speaker 1: Dates where two of our listeners square off to find out.

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Speaker 3: Whose love life is the most tragic.

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Speaker 4: We got ripped off with an a cup.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna explain the rules in just a second. First,

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Speaker 1: let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, her dating bio

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Speaker 1: says she prefers men like a pair of Dockers pants,

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Speaker 1: a little wrinkled tan with deep pockets meat Jaki, Jackie.

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Speaker 3: Jackie.

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Speaker 1: And in the other corner, her sexy first date trick

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Speaker 1: is she can suck the yoke out of a raw

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Speaker 1: egg without cracking it. That's why the boys call her

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Speaker 1: egg shell Michelle.

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Speaker 3: It's like some science tricks. Almost she's busy sucking on

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Speaker 3: an egg.

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Speaker 2: Round.

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Speaker 1: Now here's how the game works. One contestant, we'll start

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Speaker 1: by telling one of their worst date stories. Then they

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Speaker 1: will try and counter with the nightmare story of their

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Speaker 1: own We're going back and forth for three rounds until

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Speaker 1: we declare a winner, starting it off with Khaki Jackie,

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Speaker 1: let's go.

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Speaker 2: So a guy and I were dating for a couple

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Speaker 2: of months and he took me to the airport and

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Speaker 2: I thought, okay, great, he knows I love to travel.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we're going to Paris on a first date.

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Speaker 2: No, No, we've been dating for a while.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, keep up, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: So when we got there, we rode a shuttle bus

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Speaker 2: and I thought, okay, we're gonna eventually get on a plane.

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Speaker 3: We're going to the deep gates. That's international, Yeah, right.

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Speaker 2: Right, And we rode the shuttle bus and we rode

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Speaker 2: the shuttle bus and finally we got back to the

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Speaker 2: same place and just got off, and that was the

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Speaker 2: eight The.

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Speaker 1: Day was a shuttle bussed around the whole airport.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And he's like, I wasn't as fun as I

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Speaker 2: had hoped.

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Speaker 3: Oh sounded fun.

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Speaker 2: I will say, every once a while, you get a

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Speaker 2: shovel driver that's playing some good music.

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Speaker 4: Okay, But I'm.

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Speaker 2: Like, tell me that we would have a painfully boring

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Speaker 2: life together without telling me.

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Speaker 3: Yell.

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Speaker 4: I was at dinner with this guy and he mentioned

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Speaker 4: about how his room me named Jim. It's difficult to

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Speaker 4: deal with right now.

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Speaker 5: Jim sucks, all right.

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Speaker 4: I end up going back to his house and he

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Speaker 4: gets he gets into an argument with Jim right in

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Speaker 4: front of me.

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Speaker 3: Wow, hopefully you have your dates back.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Jim is a freaking lizard.

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Speaker 1: Oh losers, eating too many bugs without permission.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he lays his dishes in the sink jets. Look,

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry I didn't share this, Jackie. We're on a

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Speaker 3: round two back to you, all right.

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Speaker 2: We go to a wax museum together and at one

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Speaker 2: point I lose him, so I'm thinking, okay, there's some

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Speaker 2: other tours going on here. Maybe he accidentally got caught

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Speaker 2: up in one of.

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Speaker 3: Those, right, Okay, yeah, sure.

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Speaker 2: So I do a loop around around the museum and

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Speaker 2: I signed him in a corner with his arm around

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Speaker 2: Selena Gomez and he looks totally shocked that I found him,

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Speaker 2: and like maybe a little embarrassed.

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Speaker 3: But you took a picture of them together for him, right?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: I did not, because the security man came out and

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Speaker 2: was apparently watching him on the overhead cam and came

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Speaker 2: out and aked him to leap.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that happens a lot with selenag wax

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Speaker 3: getting wax blocked. Yeah, by the exit door, Michelle.

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Speaker 4: I uber to meet a guy for dinner, and afterwards

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Speaker 4: he offers to give me a ride home. Very gentleman, Okay,

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Speaker 4: so I say it. When we get to his truck

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Speaker 4: in the parking lot, his passenger seat is filled up

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Speaker 4: with random tupperware, Like what tupperware? It's like out of

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Speaker 4: Napoleon Dynamite and Uncle Rico.

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Speaker 3: I don't remember that, I think aware with actual food

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Speaker 3: in it.

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Speaker 4: He tells me to sit in the bed of the

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Speaker 4: truck head down so cops don't see it.

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Speaker 3: Tupperware does deserve the passenger seat, so it's gonna blow. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's a good point. That kind of we all side

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Speaker 3: with the guy on that one. So we're onto the

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Speaker 3: third and final.

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Speaker 1: Ladies, we need your best stories here, Kaki Jackie, give

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Speaker 1: it to us.

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Speaker 2: I was meeting a guy who I invited to my

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Speaker 2: my regular yoga class that I go to, which was

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Speaker 2: a complete mistake because at the end, you all do

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Speaker 2: a pose where you lay down there and you close

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Speaker 2: your eyes for a few minutes in silence. So that's

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Speaker 2: when I start hearing some whispering and I look over

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Speaker 2: and I see my date giving his business card to

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Speaker 2: my instructor.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's a private lessons.

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Speaker 4: No, yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, always the hot yoga instructors.

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Speaker 3: Beggshelle, Michelle, this is your last chance.

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Speaker 4: I met a guy on Tinder who invited me on

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Speaker 4: a double date. One yell, yeah, what happens?

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Speaker 2: Anyway?

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Speaker 4: I get there and he surprised me with the fact

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Speaker 4: that with his parents.

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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, that's amazing. It's even hot.

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Speaker 4: Who should be ways at the movies? Oh well, I'm

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Speaker 4: guessing you're not a teenager anymore. If that's not the

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Speaker 4: worst charge. He tried to hold my hand by raging across.

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Speaker 1: Oh but you stay, you stated, Michelle kind of brought

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Speaker 1: that on yourself.

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Speaker 3: So Brooks dying over here. We need to go to

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Speaker 3: the judges and score this.

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Speaker 1: Alexis remember who stating who's your favorite?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I'm going Jackie for getting beat up by

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Speaker 5: Selena gomezus wax f Yeah, Jackie, brook Dude, I'm going Missie.

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Speaker 3: Who is her dainty? Life is just wild all around?

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Speaker 3: The pity vote for Michelle there and Jose I think

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Speaker 3: Jackie's got it. The wax Museum you know.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations Khaki Jackie. You are our lonely girl of the week,

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Speaker 5: and as a consolation, Brook is going to recommend one

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Speaker 5: romantic movie to watch all by yourself, by.

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Speaker 3: Yourself on the spot. I haven't watched a movie in

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Speaker 3: a long time. Oh I just a Wild Robot and

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Speaker 3: it was really good.

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Speaker 1: It made me cryee you enjoy that, Jackie. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for playing in text in seventy five nine two. If

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Speaker 1: you want up here on the next edition of Battle

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Speaker 1: of the Tender Dates, your phone TAP's coming up right

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Speaker 1: after this.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning