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Speaker 1: And really what you're doing is you're learning how to

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Speaker 1: We went for some scrubshit. We even ate barbecue in Austin.

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Speaker 1: Lawrence in Miami. Now I'm home in La Donald. Didn't

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Speaker 1: you know I'm home in La I'm very happy you're home.

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Speaker 1: Did you get a chance to check out doctor Strange?

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Speaker 1: They should have went bigger than that. Many Let's not

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Speaker 1: um Donald, But let's get back to me, Um, I'm home.

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Speaker 1: Will you be spending time with me? Will you? Will

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Speaker 1: I was going never good when it started with seeing

422
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 1: what had happened was what had happened was I went.

423
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: I was trying to like go buy like a hot

424
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 1: dog or something, and my wallet fell on the ground. No,

425
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: and so I go down and get my wallet like

426
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: on the ground, and it was out of a movie.

427
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: I saw like two pairs of boots. Now, these security

428
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 1: officers had clearly clocked a fifteen year old drunk kid

429
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: stumbling around dropping his wallet on the ground and I

430
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,879
Speaker 1: tilted up and they were like, you're coming with us,

431
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 1: And I was like, why what are you talking about?

432
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:47,680
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna come with yo, I'm gonna get

433
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 1: a hot dog. I'm up. I'm in seat quadruples. Nobody's

434
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,080
Speaker 1: ever seen I've seen you drunk. This is accurate, this

435
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 1: is so active. I was trying to talk some sense

436
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: in them, and they brought me downstairs and there's a

437
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:12,360
Speaker 1: whole like holding pen area. Was it? Are there bars? Yeah?

438
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 1: They're you know, it's for like people getting fights and

439
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: people who whatever. They have an actual jail pin inside

440
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 1: of the prediction center. Yes, I'm sure every arena does

441
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: for someone who's drunk or gets in a fight or whatever,

442
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 1: just to remind them. But they don't want to throw

443
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 1: you just in some random room. They gotta have a

444
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 1: bar it was. It was actually a jail. It was

445
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: a jail cell. Just to remind your ass. Joke, this

446
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: is where you're going next. Get comfortable, get used to this. Look.

447
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 1: The worst part was I remember They're like, we have

448
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: to call someone to come pick you up, and I

449
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, no. Only my sister was around,

450
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: so I gave her my number. I gave them her

451
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: number and she couldn't. She couldn't. I forgot why she

452
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: couldn't come, But she totally screwed me over. I could

453
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: have I could have avoided this, but tobaccle so who

454
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 1: tried to call? Then it happened through the bars. I

455
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 1: saw my mom, my mom. I was crying and everything

456
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 1: my mom because I was get my baby out of it. No,

457
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,919
Speaker 1: my mom wasn't crying. I was crying. I was like,

458
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:28,720
Speaker 1: it's a misunderstanding. But I was all emotional because I

459
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 1: was drunk, Because you would drunk out of your mind.

460
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 1: I was at a drunk kid, all three beers, and

461
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 1: I was such a good kid. My mom was so

462
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 1: pissed off that she had to on her weekend day

463
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 1: drive to the Prudential Center and pick up her drunk

464
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:48,239
Speaker 1: kid in the drunk tank. But anyway, so Devil's will

465
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 1: you have me back? I promised to stay sober, and

466
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,680
Speaker 1: uh hey, I know for a fact that not only

467
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: will the New Jersey Devils have you back, but they'll

468
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 1: put you on the jumbo tron to oh, I want

469
00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: to be on the JumboTron and I want to be

470
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: on the kiss cam with Donald. I'm not gonna kiss

471
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: you kiss me on the kissca, Come on, your lips

472
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 1: look really like chafe, chafe chaps. Any that's not true.

473
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: I've been in Miami. Maybe they're dry, but I would

474
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: I would moisturize them before we went to the game.

475
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: I think about it. If we got brought up on

476
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: a kiss cam, you wouldn't kiss me. No, Yeah, I

477
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: would just just just to fucking freak everybody out and nobody.

478
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: If you want to know, if you want to break

479
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 1: these motherfuckers out, we hold it. It'll start from cheering too, like,

480
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: oh oh, I should we go to break when we

481
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: come back, we would promise we'll talk about the show.

482
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right back, and we're bad. I

483
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 1: got all sound effects WU tank forever one. I do

484
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: like that one. So when Carla is not When we

485
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 1: find out that Carla is not funny, Cox explains every

486
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 1: character in Scrubs history pretty much, or at least our

487
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: main our main characters, yes, and why they're funny and

488
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: what their purpose is on the show. He goes through

489
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: us all and he explains to her, this isn't your lane.

490
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: Your lane is the one that takes care of everything.

491
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 1: You're the heart. You're the one that you're the glue,

492
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: You're the one that keeps us together. And Carla can't

493
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: hear that shit, and she goes on a really bad

494
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: joke spree. Pretty much. Yeah, I liked when he was

495
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: pointing out that the janitor was weird. The janitor says,

496
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: I made shoes for my rabbit, and he holds them

497
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: up and they appear to be made out of rabbit.

498
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: I think there's a double joke there that the their

499
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 1: shoes for a rabbit, but they're made of rabbit. They

500
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: looked like they were made out of rabbit. M What

501
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 1: about Todd is smelling the nurse's armpits? Wasn't that his girlfriend? Yes?

502
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: That wasn't that's his actual girlfriend? Yes, but not now then?

503
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: I think they're still together. He said they were still

504
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: together the last time. They were the track of this relationship,

505
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: but I thought it was on again, off again. I

506
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: don't know. They're like Ross and Rachel though for real. Yeah, well, anyway,

507
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: that woman whose armpits he's smelling is his girlfriend? Anyway? Uh? Ted?

508
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: And the fucking blue ink, Yeah was fucking hilarious, where

509
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: he's like, am I really a sad sack? And she goes, Ted,

510
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: your pen's leaking, and he goes, oh. He takes his

511
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: hand off his head and he has the freaking thing

512
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: on his head and he looks in his hand. He goes, oh.

513
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: Everything involving Ted in this episode is a physical comedy

514
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: joke where something gets sprayed all over his body right

515
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 1: them with a watermelon seed and it pops his milk.

516
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: Holy shit, fucking JD spits while we learned, Well, it's

517
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: pretty much. I think one of the first lines in

518
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 1: the whole show is that Jad's happiest moment was winning

519
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: the Watermen watermelon seed spinning contest to theater Camp. So

520
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: we know that he does have a secret skill set.

521
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: But that's beyond that's that's fucking beyond Olympic level, you know.

522
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: I check Scrubs Wiki and it does say there's a

523
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: you can if you're one of these people that loves

524
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: our fuck ups. It says, it says, what did it say? Um?

525
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:47,960
Speaker 1: When JD spits the watermelon seed to turk, it breaks

526
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: Ted's milk, but the can was already leaking before it

527
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: hits fucking Scrubs Wiki. Trevor, Sometimes I'm gonna keep it

528
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: one hundred Trevor ahead, not snitches, get stitches. Yeah straight, yeah, yeah,

529
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I

530
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: can say what you want to say about certain things.

531
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 1: But the fact, look, man, don't try and make it

532
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: so the illusion goes. You're like the guy. You're like

533
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: the guy who tells people how magic tricks are done.

534
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: Don't be that guy. Trevor Wicky, Trevor Wicky, this kid,

535
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: and we love you, Trevor. All right, um, let's get

536
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: into this water balloon fight now. I regret to admit

537
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: that JD's impression of Turk in this flashback very racist,

538
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, but look, it's supposed we address it.

539
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: It was meant to be though. Did you laugh though?

540
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: I did laugh. Actually I laughed out loud. Actually I

541
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: laughed very hard at it. Because I want that one

542
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: of our black writers wrote the joke too. I want

543
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 1: to say something else because you then go on to

544
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: do a version of me that is a very white impression.

545
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: But it's never is it racist when black people do

546
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: white people? Joel? Joel just said, it's not. No, It's

547
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: like it's like how you're allowed to say hunky. Well,

548
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: I don't say that though, I know, but you you you,

549
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: you said you said the other week that you never stopped.

550
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: I was being funny. That was a good joke. That

551
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:25,479
Speaker 1: was a good joke. By the way, By the way,

552
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 1: that joke was so good that I want you to know.

553
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: I told Bill you said that, and he laughed right on. Um.

554
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: So anyway, um voice is aside. It's pretty darn funny

555
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: that in my recollection. I've got my I got my mullet,

556
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: and I'm rocking down the uh hallway right in your right.

557
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: You're cool in yours, Yeah, And I'm very cool. And

558
00:32:53,480 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: I walk in and you guys are just lying in bed,

559
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: just lying in bed, but you're naked, yes, And then

560
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: and and I don't believe you. And I look around.

561
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: There's no water balloons. Well in defense. But I hear

562
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: before I walk in, I hear um the words. It's

563
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: true what they say about black true what they say

564
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: about black guys, meaning that you have typically I have

565
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 1: big dick energy. Sorry, sorry, turk has big dick. You

566
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: have a girthy shaft. That's the stereotype. And not only

567
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: is it girthy, what long? But then no, wait, it

568
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: can't be girthy. And then that's possible. Girth and long

569
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: like an eel. It's like an eel. In the Bahamas episode,

570
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: we learned Jad mistakes it as for an eel. Um,

571
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: so it's not really girthy, it's just long. Then girth

572
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: eels are like little tiny thing. No, I'll be very thick,

573
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: very good. You know what. You're right. I've seen the

574
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 1: notion hel You remember that time we went to Hawaii.

575
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: It was me, you and Raiding and Casey who else?

576
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: And and right? And we went to Hawaii. We went

577
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 1: right and we went scuba diving next to U the

578
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 1: Arrowsmith dude, Steven Tyler, Stephen Tyler's house, remember that. Yeah,

579
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: we got paparazzi and we all looked doey. Yeah, well

580
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: I looked doe. You guys look great. I look No,

581
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: I looked doe as hell. Well they told me I

582
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 1: needed to work on my abs. Paparazzi eat a dick.

583
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:35,680
Speaker 1: The thing is, um, we were we were scuba diving

584
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: and you know I went under water snorkeling. Yeah, sorry,

585
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: we were snorkeling and I saw a fucking cel and

586
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: that ship was thick and it was scary. It was

587
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: scary looking well anyway, that's what JD imagines is happening

588
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: in the room now. In Turks version, there they they

589
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 1: when you see me walking down the hole, and I

590
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: love how I'm walking the nerdiest your version movie is

591
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,399
Speaker 1: such a nerd I love that. That made me laugh

592
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: out loud my walk. And then when I say it's

593
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,120
Speaker 1: true what they see about black guys, it reveals that

594
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 1: you're spinning a basketball on your finger, which would mean

595
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: another stereotype that you're good at basketball. Well, the fact

596
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,680
Speaker 1: that Turk is like, how do I fucking turn this around?

597
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,720
Speaker 1: And then make j D think that we're not talking

598
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,799
Speaker 1: about my penis, we're actually talking about something else. What

599
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 1: would it be that black I got it basketball? Right?

600
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: Your lie is so bad? You have water balloon fight

601
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: and then she's cold because her clothes are wet, and

602
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: is that what it is? Right? And she says, let's

603
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: let's gets get onto the cover. She says that, she says,

604
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: I'm got a lie in your line. She says, I've

605
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: got a great idea. Let's take our clothes off and

606
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: get under the covers and cuddle right to keep warm.

607
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: And Turk's lie did He doesn't say anything, but they

608
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: cut to a shot of turk and he's man like

609
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: it did makes sense. I wish we had done more

610
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: of this. It's so funny. Yeah, oh absolutely. I mean

611
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: the premise of us telling different versions. You know, there's

612
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: that famous movie that I saw in film school and

613
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: not since, but it's called Raschaman where where the premises

614
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 1: you see like a number of people's different perceptions of

615
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:32,399
Speaker 1: how something went down. And I think that premise with

616
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: us in the show is so funny. They should have

617
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: used it more because I just think your cartoonish version

618
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: of how you Remember Me and my cartoonish version of

619
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: How I Remember You? It's funny. Yeah, you did have

620
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: a high top fade though, and both of them so

621
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: um snoop dogg Resident um get has an albino snake

622
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 1: and he says that his hoes are gonna love it. Yes,

623
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 1: Why there's a pet store owner that we both took

624
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 1: care of and he gives me a goldfish and snoop

625
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 1: Dog Resident a big albiono snake. I didn't know. I

626
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: thought we called snoop Dog Resident snoop Dog Resident because

627
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 1: he was looked like snoop Dog. I didn't know he

628
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: was a pimp. He's supposed to literally be. If Snoop

629
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: Dog was on Scrubs, this would be okay, this is

630
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 1: a good question we've never explored. Does Snoop Dog resident

631
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 1: just lean into the joke and and and say like,

632
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 1: I'm obviously a doctor, I'm a resident at a hospital.

633
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: But okay, if you guys want to call me that,

634
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: I'll make jokes like yeah, my hose are gonna love this?

635
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: Or does he really have hose right? Or is he

636
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: like or is he like a straight up p I

637
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: MP walks you know has now in later gates. You

638
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You know, I like to think

639
00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: that on the side he hoes walking the track like

640
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: he is he doing it like that? I don't know

641
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: that he had the time, though, to be a resident

642
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: at a hospital and also um run a sex worker business.

643
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 1: The effort right, oh gosh, well, I mean you gotta

644
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 1: keep the you gotta keep you gotta keep your stable

645
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: in check one, but then also like how do you

646
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: do that? How do you keep the how do you

647
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: do that? And then freaking how do you have a

648
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 1: like a vicious side to you? Like that? But then

649
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: go and save people's lives in the hospital. Maybe not,

650
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: maybe not all pimps are are vicious. Maybe maybe Snoop Dogg.

651
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: Resident if he wants his money, he gotta do something

652
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: about that, because you know, the minute he stopping, the

653
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 1: minute he started acting like everything's all good, somebody gus,

654
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: don't skimming off the top and take that ship from him.

655
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: Don't act like don't act like the saying y'all can

656
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: act like this isn't a pimping one on one, But

657
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: that's one on one, right there? Dog All right, Well,

658
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: do you remember the other episode where he said where

659
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: ma hoose at? And I said, I haven't seen them.

660
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: He's a bad pimp too, then, not only not only right,

661
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: he's a horrible pimp. I like to live in a

662
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: reality and I'm sure most of the audience does, where

663
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: he's an actual pimp. On the side, he is impossible.

664
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: He has two career paths. That's what I'm trying to say.

665
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: So what is it? What is it exactly? Is he

666
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: a true pimp or is he just playing right? I

667
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: think it's him. He looked like Snoop Doggs, so we

668
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 1: gave him that and he ran with it. Okay, next

669
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: thing is the apparently the Ted, Ted and the janitor

670
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: are gonna go clubbing. I guess they club a lot

671
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: and and uh, this whole janitor fish thing. I do

672
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: you have any ideas on what the hell this is about? Yeah,

673
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: I didn't get it. I didn't get it either. Why

674
00:39:55,760 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: he's the janitor seems smart enough to know that he

675
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: could just put the fish bowl down right, But he's

676
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: mad at himself that he missed an opportunity to fuck

677
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: with JD, and so he's gonna torturing him right to wait,

678
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 1: and he's waiting too torture. But but Ted is like,

679
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: I need you. I need you on your game tonight

680
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: or it's gonna make it so I can't pick up

681
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: hot chicks pretty much. So you got to handle this

682
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: so you're not thinking about it tonight when we go

683
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: to the club. It's too bad it's a bottle episode,

684
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 1: because it would be great to see those two at

685
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: the clerb just dancing lasses. A clerb would be great

686
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:45,240
Speaker 1: with those two just sunglasses. They're both wearing sunglasses like Lebron. Okay,

687
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: so Kelso says en it's burps smell like pickles and milk. Yes,

688
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: that is disgusting. Turk. Finally, so Private Dancer, we don't

689
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 1: know what's going on. It appears he may have attempted suicide.

690
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 1: We don't know because he he didn't get readmitted into

691
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: the military, and the military's very important to him and

692
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: everyone's and he's calling everyone out on their lies. Well,

693
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: and I have heard Turk admits finally that he's a

694
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 1: fucking liar and the water balloon fight did not happen,

695
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: and he slept with Stacy. Okay, so this is what

696
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: I don't understand. And there's there's two things that happened

697
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 1: that we one we skip that doesn't track, and one

698
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 1: that's in the story that doesn't track. When did Private

699
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: Dancer becomes so with it? Like, out of nowhere, this

700
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: fucker turns into like he's able to read the room,

701
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: he's able to read all of us. And this is

702
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: a dude with a brain injury for three episodes before this,

703
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: When the fuck did he becomes so fucking with It's

704
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 1: about where he's about to check out. I think we

705
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,879
Speaker 1: don't know how long it's been, but or maybe they say,

706
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: but he's he's made a lot of problems. He's been

707
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: three weeks they said, three weeks. All right, Well, he's

708
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 1: in good shape. He's his brain injury has has settled.

709
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: He's gone the right meds or at least bet and

710
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: he's able to uh. But but not enough so that he,

711
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: you know, not not not healthy enough that he's gonna

712
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 1: be accepted into the military, which is his dream and

713
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: his goal. So he has he has an injury though

714
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,959
Speaker 1: that's an injury that his injury is stopping him from

715
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: doing that. Um and so because of that, he's like, he,

716
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: I don't know, do you feel like he Do you

717
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 1: think he committed suicide or do you think it was

718
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: I think he probably My interpretation was that he did that.

719
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 1: He did try to take his life. And then Elliott

720
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 1: admits that she tried suicide. It's a heartbreaking moment and

721
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: I believe it's the commercial break. And then when she

722
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: comes back, Sarah tells the most ridiculous story one has

723
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,360
Speaker 1: ever heard of a suicide attempt. Not that anyone should

724
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: make light of a suicidemts, but her story is so preposterous.

725
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,839
Speaker 1: She decides, I wrote this down because I couldn't believe it.

726
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 1: She can't take her own life by putting her head

727
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: in the oven, because when her head gets hot, she

728
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: needs to pee and she's and she's not going to

729
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: be found passed out in a puddle of her own urine,

730
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: not again, not after the prom fiasco. Then she decides

731
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: that she's gonna way down in the water in a bikini,

732
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 1: and I think Private Dancer asked her why not the

733
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: why a bikini and she says, well, my one piece

734
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 1: was left in Coach Pungetti's car. But that's a story

735
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 1: she's not gonna get into, but it does. It precedes

736
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: her walking out in a bikini and she into the

737
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: into the lake and she's treading and she's trying to

738
00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: get tired so that she'll drowned. But she gets hit

739
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: in the head by the rowing team four times. Du

740
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: um tum. The rowing team uh is practicing and they

741
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: don't notice her in her bikini and they nail her

742
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: in the head and save her life. Yes, only Sarah

743
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: could sell that so funnily that was Did you notice

744
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 1: that your scrubs were two tone? Yeah? I was trying

745
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,760
Speaker 1: to shake things up. I think at this point season six,

746
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 1: Carrie Bannett, who are warder designer, We're finally gonna have

747
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: on She had made her own scrubs brand and uh,

748
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: and then I think she was shaking it up. So yeah,

749
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: I got two tone Scrubs on the janitor. Hears fish

750
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: voices the janitor and not only here's the hit fish

751
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 1: talking to him in his voice, but then the fish

752
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: really and it's a high note. It hits that note

753
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: and they did that effect. It looked for Scrubs, the

754
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: effects pretty good right on. And then he finds out

755
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: the janitor that the fish's name is John Dorsey, which

756
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: is a coincidence because that's also Kelso's platoon leader in

757
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: the army or something like that. Right right, This was

758
00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: so weird. It's like the reincarnation of Kelso's war buddy. Yes,

759
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,880
Speaker 1: what about when you finally fart and you fart yourself

760
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: into Yeah, not only that, far myself into the stratosphere.

761
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: When I'm falling, I fart again and get an extra

762
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: boost audience. I am so ashamed when Scrubs resorts to

763
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: fart jokes, but this one was pretty funny. You and

764
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: then and then you land that I go, I could

765
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: have ridden you if I had a saddle. Oh, we

766
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: skipped over Johnny C dressed like Alice Alice from Not

767
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,400
Speaker 1: only did we skip that, we also skipped freaking uh

768
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: private dancers say that Jad has a racist impersonation of

769
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: black people, and then and then Jady going he'd be

770
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 1: tripping and that's how he went. It's a commercial break.

771
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: Oh it's so bad, But Alice out all that makeup

772
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: for Johnny c for a very quick, real quick, real

773
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: quick um for those of you who too, were too

774
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: young the Brady Bunch show. They had a live in Maide,

775
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: and she wore a maid's uniform all the time, everywhere

776
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: she went, even when she went to visit Sam, her boyfriend,

777
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: she still had that. She was always she was always

778
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: in that uniform. I guess the Bradies were well off

779
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: because they He was an architect, right, motherfucking damn, Yeah,

780
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: you're right there. Well up, there's six of them, motherfucking kids. Right,

781
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 1: there's six of them in one house, right in one house,

782
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,919
Speaker 1: right in one house. And check this out. Not only that,

783
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: only only the young ones share a room. The older

784
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: ones at some point get their own ship. Greg had

785
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: the attic. I think remember he had the beads or

786
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: is that when he moved into it was there. Not

787
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 1: only did they have a house, they had a backyard

788
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: with enough space to fucking play a full court game

789
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: of bad foot. I mean, I'm sorry, a full game

790
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,759
Speaker 1: of football. They could be if they built a sports court,

791
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: they could have played tennis. They could have played basketball

792
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: out there. In nineteen fifty, whenever the fuck this ship

793
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: came out seventy then Motherfucker's was rich. It was nineteen fifty.

794
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 1: It was nineteen seventy, all right, anyway, Yeah, I just

795
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: realized that they must been rich because Alice was full time.

796
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: She never left. She slept there in the washing had

797
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,720
Speaker 1: her own room. I think she slept in the laundry

798
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 1: room and the maids quarters. They had quarters. Yeah, but

799
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: I remember, I feel like, and this could be my imagination,

800
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: there was an episode where they showed her room and

801
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 1: it was very small, and I felt bad. I remember

802
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: as a kid, feeling bad for Alice that she had

803
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 1: to live in that room. Fucked up. But yo, they

804
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: let Sam come through. Sam got to come over and

805
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 1: hang out with Alice. Oh my gosh, but they did you?

806
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: Did they ever show Alice even when they went to

807
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: Did Alice come when they went to like Disneyland? Alice

808
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 1: went with them everywhere, I'm sure of it. She had to.

809
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: Did she go to Hawaii when when they don't know

810
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: when the spider incident. I'm sure she did. Maybe Sam

811
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: came with her. I don't remember it. Jo Well, we

812
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: need answers to all these questions. Did Alice go to

813
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: Hawaii with the Bradies? And how long was missus Garrett on?

814
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: Don't don't, don't, don't refocus you all. I want to

815
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: know if if she went over and Missus Garrett, how

816
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: long she worked for the Drummons? You mean, yeah, before

817
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 1: she went over to the Facts. Don't know that Alice

818
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 1: works for the Drummonds before she Alice didn't work put

819
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: a drummons, freaking missus Missus Garrett? Did I took over

820
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:07,920
Speaker 1: as the as Pearl Pearl took over for the Pearl?

821
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: I don't know all I know, right, Joel, you get

822
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: on the Alice one, Daniel Danel get over who took

823
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,279
Speaker 1: over for Missus Garrett as as Arnold and and and

824
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: uh and Willis's baby's nanny. Like there's gonna be our

825
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: age to appreciate this. There's so many young people right now.

826
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: I have an answer. Ray departed the Facts of Life

827
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: after season seven, at which point Chloris Leachman stepped in. Yes,

828
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: Garrett's sister Beverly Anne for the last two days. But

829
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 1: that's that's the Facts of Life. Though I'm not talking

830
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: about that. I'm talking No, Cloris Leachman became the new No, No,

831
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: she wasn't a nanny. That's Facts of Life. Cloris Leachman

832
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,760
Speaker 1: was the star of the Facts of Facts of Life

833
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 1: her uh and George Clooney joined the show too at

834
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: that time. I'm talking about I'm talking about I'm talking

835
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: about different strokes different after missus Garrett left, who was

836
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: who was there? Who was Arnold and Willis's nanny? And

837
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 1: then she might had to take care of Sam too

838
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 1: when he came. No, I'm sure they had a different

839
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: one because it was the old old lady also, and

840
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:17,439
Speaker 1: then there was the young southern lady Pearl. I don't

841
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: remember Pearl. I think wasn't Pearl the big she was

842
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 1: like a big Southern lay who was a man? Oh god, alright,

843
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: So after sorry, after Edna Garrett, Yeah, yes, it was

844
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 1: Adelaide brew Baker who was played Adelaide who was played

845
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: by Knee dra Voles. And then after Adelaide, who was it?

846
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: Who was it? After Adelaide? I know there was a Pearl,

847
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: Missus Pearl Am I thinking Missus Pearl third the third

848
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 1: Housekeeper Pearl Gallagher Donald. I think our rewatch show next

849
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 1: should be Different Strokes. Oh, I would watch the Ship

850
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:01,280
Speaker 1: out of Strokes. Pearl Gallagher was played by Mary Joe Catlett.

851
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: I think we found our next show. I would want.

852
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: I think we finally figured out that we could watch

853
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: different Strokes and we could get like Todd Bridges on

854
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, Tom would come on. Yeah, I mean

855
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: that's pretty much it. We could probably get everybody. No,

856
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: they're all dead, but no, yeah, yeah, yeah they are. Yeah,

857
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,479
Speaker 1: maybe Dudley, Dudley and Todd are the dude who plays

858
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: Dudley and the dude to play Todd. I'd only toot

859
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: out a lot from that cast. That's sad. Kimberly passed away.

860
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 1: That makes me sad. Alice did Disney, but it was

861
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,240
Speaker 1: called King's Island Amusement Park, and she went to Hawaii

862
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,879
Speaker 1: where she took hula lessons with the girls. Okay, did

863
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: she wear did she surf to she were she might

864
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 1: have surved. I'm watching a clip from the episode, and

865
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: while she didn't wear her uniform, she did wear a

866
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 1: very similar like top with the big collar, but it's

867
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:00,120
Speaker 1: like burnt orange. Okay, there's a thank you, Joelle. That's

868
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: very good and fast trivia. For those of you who

869
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,840
Speaker 1: are wondering. All right, we're gonna take a break and

870
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:07,480
Speaker 1: when we come back, we're have an amazing guest. We'll

871
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: be right back. We're back. M all right. Listen, it's

872
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: time for our guest. Who do you have for us? Joelle,

873
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: Let's see what's coming in? Play the song, Daniel, we

874
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 1: gotta college game. We can talk star watch shows, you know,

875
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: like a bota smoke, some jazz, maybe talking about the episode.

876
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:44,240
Speaker 1: So come on, Joe, let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen,

877
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 1: give it up for Brandon, Brandon Morgan, Stay up, Brandon,

878
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,759
Speaker 1: welcome to the program. Wild Thank you, phase On and

879
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: DJ Daniel Goodman and Joelle Monique. You know us from

880
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:11,280
Speaker 1: the podcast Fake Doctors, Real Friends. That right. Zach Braff

881
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: better known as z Bizzleiz, I'm back in La. I

882
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 1: got all my buttons. If there's any sounds you want

883
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: to hear and request any drops, I got every button.

884
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,479
Speaker 1: I don't remember. The beauty is when you just drop

885
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,440
Speaker 1: him for it. That's what I'm talking about. What you

886
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: trying to get into one day, or shoon what you're

887
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 1: trying to do. This motherfucker thinks he's a DJ. Now

888
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 1: you see him, I love it. Next thing you know,

889
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: he's gonna have his head tilted to the side and

890
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: he's gonna be doing this shit. I wish I could

891
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 1: like Daniel. I wish I knew how to scratch twit

892
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: twit twitch Um. You want to know my favorite sound

893
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 1: bite though, Brandon. It's a new one and it hasn't

894
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 1: been fully worked into my system yet, but we got

895
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: it here. Whether it'd be taking a poop, whether it

896
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: be a finger, whether it be a tongue, whether you know,

897
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: everybody likes little ass play. Everybody does. Don't act like

898
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,400
Speaker 1: you don't. The only time you don't like ass plate

899
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 1: is with something's going on in the ass area here.

900
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: Let's not shock him. Brandon. Do you have a question

901
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:19,359
Speaker 1: for us? How did we find you? Well? We have

902
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:21,879
Speaker 1: we have slow down, Sorry, Brandon? Can you tell them

903
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: why you wrote in? Please? Yes? Okay? So the little backstory,

904
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 1: which is why I think Joel blessed me with being here,

905
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,319
Speaker 1: is so I've been best friends with my friend Jeff

906
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: for eighteen years Scrubs is our favorite show. We live

907
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: across the country from one another. And he got me

908
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: the keychain. He just held up the keychain merch. By

909
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:43,760
Speaker 1: the way, we don't sell, We barely plug our merch anymore.

910
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: But there is a merch store. And he held up

911
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 1: the you can get a turk in the JD keychain

912
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: and hold them together ahead, Sorry, brand, they're lovely. But yeah,

913
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: so we live across the country from one another. Now

914
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: and so ever since high school, Scrubs is our favorite show.

915
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: Obviously hence them, and ever since high school. We're an

916
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 1: interracial duo ourselves, so we always said that we're like

917
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,720
Speaker 1: Turk and j D. Now cut to ten years later,

918
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: he's about to graduate med school to become a doctor

919
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: because of Scrubs. Wow wow, and I just got engaged

920
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: to a Latina nurse. Oh my god, Wow, you are

921
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: fulfilling the prophecy. You know, when he called me Turk

922
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: in high school, I didn't see it. But now, wait,

923
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 1: because you're an interracial friendship and you're white, that would

924
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:36,799
Speaker 1: mean that he's the black guy. Well he's Filipino. Pipino. Yeah, all,

925
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: I'm just putting it all together, right, Filipino guys playing

926
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: in this world, the Filipino guys playing JD and the

927
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: white guy plays Turk. Okay, exactly this world, I'm it

928
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 1: and no in this you met it. You always talk

929
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:52,920
Speaker 1: about what do you call it? Meta universe in the metaverse.

930
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 1: In this metaverse, yes, the white guy is is the

931
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 1: sidekick all right in Hollywood and some metaverse in some

932
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: universes Hollywood, the white guy is the sidekick scrubs. Um,

933
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 1: you know, and what if the Scrubs concept for the

934
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,840
Speaker 1: for whatever We're gonna do is a metaverse thing. Donald,

935
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. And there's different versions of us, that's great.

936
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 1: And then there's the dule version of me. Yeah, and

937
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: that other kid James can play me, right, and then

938
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:28,680
Speaker 1: we could have somebody and then we could like we

939
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 1: could go through all of the freaking romances. There could

940
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: be a version where Ben Affleck is me and you're

941
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:36,400
Speaker 1: Matt Damon. That could be a version. He may be

942
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,319
Speaker 1: hard to get, really, do you think so that we

943
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 1: can try? All right? Brandon, what's your question for the

944
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: finish up? Uh? So, Ever since I first heard the

945
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 1: first episode of the podcast, I knew you guys were

946
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:52,880
Speaker 1: taking guests. Even before I planned on proposing to my

947
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 1: girlfriend or fiance. Now I knew that when I did it,

948
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: I would use this podcast to ask have you guys

949
00:57:01,239 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 1: asked my best friend Jeff to be my best man

950
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:11,359
Speaker 1: at my wedding? Oh, Jeff, Jeff, are you listening to

951
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 1: this podcast? Jeff in the waiting rate? Now you know

952
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 1: you're engaged? I did. I was gonna surprise him with

953
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 1: even the engagement, but I blew that because I leading up,

954
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: I was complaining him. Bring him in, bring him in,

955
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:42,040
Speaker 1: bring him don't blow his string, don't you? Jeffrey, Jeff,

956
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: your name is Jeff, Paul Jeffrey. Yeah, my name is

957
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 1: Paul Jeffrey. Oh so it's not Jeff Paul Jeffrey started,

958
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: But you go, Jeff started, I go. Um, Jeff was

959
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 1: my nickname and uh when I was growing up. Okay,

960
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: but but your name is Paul Jeffrey. My legal name

961
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: is Ill. Oh yeah, Paul Jeffrey. All right, welcome to

962
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 1: the show. Jeffrey Graham. My friend, Um, that's Donald Phazon.

963
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: You know him better as Oh. Well, we're just regular guys.

964
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: There's my dog walking behind us. We're just regular folks.

965
00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:22,080
Speaker 1: There's a lamp that um from the movie Wish I

966
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:26,360
Speaker 1: was here, sees how it's swear jarre is Mark Mark,

967
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 1: my assistant took the swear jar and made it into

968
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 1: a lamp. Is there real money in that shit? It's

969
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 1: not real money? Donald, Why don't I come over and

970
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: take some money out of my swear jar? It would

971
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 1: be kind of cool if you could freaking have a

972
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 1: light that was also a piggy bank. Well, it's prop money,

973
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: it's not real money. But I think do you guys

974
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 1: know that I will redecorating. I got the trunk here

975
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: and nobody cares. Um. Paul jeff you're here for a

976
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 1: very important reason, because Brandon has organized it not only

977
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 1: for you guys to be on the show, but for

978
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: to give Donald and I the honor of asking you

979
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: a question. Donald, how do you want to do this? Okay?

980
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: Paul Jeffrey, Jeff, Paul Jeffrey, you have been a friend

981
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 1: to Brandon for a really long time. Yeah, very very

982
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: specially as you know, he has loved you like Turk

983
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 1: has loved j D. As a matter of fact, he

984
00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: pref he started off the show by saying, you know,

985
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 1: I'm Turk to his JD. Pretty much. Yes, he said

986
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 1: even further than that. He's had a sex dream or

987
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 1: two about you. Um, he said, he said it didn't

988
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: go as far as he wanted it to go. He said,

989
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: you never do. He said, yeah, he said he didn't dock.

990
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:56,080
Speaker 1: But there might have been a little finger player. You guys,

991
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 1: you guys held hands, that might have been but in

992
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: he was right, But that right, that doesn't matter, That

993
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. He was also like, but I'm also engaged

994
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: to be married, and I can't dishonor her. And I

995
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:15,520
Speaker 1: write and the things and the things that I do

996
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: in the dreams I can't do and I don't need

997
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 1: She doesn't need to know what happens in my dreams.

998
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 1: But if Paul, if jeff Paul Jeffrey would do me

999
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 1: the honors saying on my big special day and saying

1000
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 1: yes to being my Brandon, I'm speaking in as if

1001
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm him best man, I would love it. Jeff Paul Jeffrey,

1002
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:53,160
Speaker 1: Paul Jeffrey, do you agree? Are you willing to be

1003
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: Brandon's best man? You know the answer is always obvious.

1004
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: Oh well, Brandon, we tried. We need these Donald zat Yes, yes,

1005
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 1: he said, yes, yes, Why I mean banding, Yeah, look

1006
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 1: at you with the length man, here's your thunderous applause,

1007
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 1: here's this and here's this. Zach not here. No no, no,

1008
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:39,680
Speaker 1: no no no, don't do that all right? Sorry, sorry,

1009
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:45,320
Speaker 1: Paul jeff Paul Jeffrey. Are you excited? Yeah, definitely. When

1010
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 1: he told me about this, like meet him on Zoom,

1011
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:49,480
Speaker 1: I was like, this is a lot of the outticks.

1012
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:55,440
Speaker 1: We're just asking me to be his best man. DeAndre, Well,

1013
01:01:55,480 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: I want you to note that's so much he cares

1014
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: about you as his friend. He went, he went all out.

1015
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: Did you hear the story of the dreams? Did you

1016
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:06,360
Speaker 1: not hear? There's a lot of love behind listening? He

1017
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: stalked Joel. He stalked Joel. You're very important to him,

1018
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: your best friend and uh and he loves you. And

1019
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 1: you better have a good speech, dude, because we've given

1020
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:22,280
Speaker 1: you a lot of material today. And where where do

1021
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: you guys live? I'm from Cherry Hill, New Jersey. Oh

1022
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:34,240
Speaker 1: I'm in La now Okay, you moved out to La La? Yeah?

1023
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 1: Would you move on to La for Brandon to be

1024
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 1: a comedy writer? Funny, nice wedding going to be We're

1025
01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 1: probably gonna do it in Vegas just to make everyone travel.

1026
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 1: Oh okay, shit, Donalds will come, Donalds will come. No,

1027
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 1: I don't do Vegas. No more. Be really no disrespect, Brandon.

1028
01:02:55,960 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a lovely Dan. I'm sure you're gonna

1029
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 1: love it, but I ain't gonna be at your wedding man.

1030
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: Especially now when you guys have a bachelor party, will

1031
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 1: you go to gentleman's establishments? I well, I don't think

1032
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:08,640
Speaker 1: Jeff would fly out for that, But also I don't

1033
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: think my fiance would like that either. Yeah, she probably

1034
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't like that. But if you do ask for cinnamon,

1035
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: she is cinnamon at the spearmen, right, Yeah, I don't

1036
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 1: think you should go to jail. And if not, and

1037
01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 1: if you if you're not going in and you go

1038
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:30,480
Speaker 1: to O G's, ask for glitter. She oh, geez glitter.

1039
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:32,919
Speaker 1: All right, guys, do you have a question, Um, we're

1040
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: here to answer your question. Or if you don't, maybe

1041
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 1: that was just it. That's maybe that was just the thing.

1042
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 1: If that was it, that's cool too. We can fix

1043
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 1: your life whatever you need. Yeah, I actually do have

1044
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,479
Speaker 1: one foot question. You guys don't mind? Go ahead? So,

1045
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,600
Speaker 1: when you guys were first starting off in Scrubs, you

1046
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 1: were sort of like in a young professional role, sort

1047
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 1: of skating um into everything. We had your mentors like

1048
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: doctor Cox, doctor Wynn. I was wondering, like, were there

1049
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:01,680
Speaker 1: any lessons that you're characters had learned at that point.

1050
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,440
Speaker 1: That's sort of like you were able to apply to

1051
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 1: your own real life, like the Russian you needed in

1052
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 1: your own real lives. You know, all the lessons that

1053
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:13,360
Speaker 1: I learned from Scrubs, I learned way too late. And

1054
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a professional now. When we were making

1055
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:21,880
Speaker 1: this show, I was not a professional. I was very

1056
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 1: much a goofball And you know, if you listen to

1057
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,120
Speaker 1: the if you listen to the podcast, you know that

1058
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 1: there were many a days where I came in unprepared

1059
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:35,440
Speaker 1: or you know, a kneebriated or whatever, what have you.

1060
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:42,000
Speaker 1: And those days are over. Turk realized way before I

1061
01:04:42,040 --> 01:04:45,280
Speaker 1: did how to be a professional. And the lessons that

1062
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 1: I learned. The way I learned to become a professional

1063
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 1: was when Scrubs was gone and I didn't have a job,

1064
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:58,160
Speaker 1: and it was like, oh shit, I kind of fucked

1065
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 1: around for a bit and I hope that didn't travel

1066
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 1: with me into the next into the next world and

1067
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 1: if anything nowadays, if I'm like any character on set

1068
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 1: when I'm working as like in real life, to the

1069
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:19,600
Speaker 1: crew and everything like that, I'm like Turk. I'm very professional,

1070
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 1: but I do know how. I do know how to

1071
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 1: have a good time. Do you understand what I'm saying?

1072
01:05:24,240 --> 01:05:27,000
Speaker 1: I would if I took anything from him, it would

1073
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:31,160
Speaker 1: be that I would say, UM, definitely learned. You know,

1074
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 1: for me of filmmaking, it was it was I wanted

1075
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: to be. I wanted to make movies and it was

1076
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 1: the best education. I wouldn't say necessarily from the characters, UM,

1077
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:44,200
Speaker 1: but I learned um. You know, Scrubs was the best

1078
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 1: film school ever. You know, how to how to execute

1079
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: something very elaborate, UM, very fast. Often that was written

1080
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,880
Speaker 1: sometimes that day or a few days before. Um. So

1081
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,000
Speaker 1: it was really it was like the best film school

1082
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:03,360
Speaker 1: you could have had. UM. So I learned so much

1083
01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:07,760
Speaker 1: that informed um the way I work. And also from Bill,

1084
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:11,200
Speaker 1: who's you know to this day is an amazing mentor. Um.

1085
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:14,240
Speaker 1: The guy has so much on his plate. He's he's

1086
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:20,040
Speaker 1: running three TV shows right now, uh so, which which

1087
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 1: is just not even humanly possible, but he's doing it

1088
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,480
Speaker 1: and so I just I learned a lot from from

1089
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 1: from Bill and from from any any other questions or

1090
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,920
Speaker 1: do you need to fix your life? I had a

1091
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,440
Speaker 1: question that I thought of just because of how easy,

1092
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:47,360
Speaker 1: well not how easy it was, but I guess I

1093
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:50,000
Speaker 1: thought there would be a screening process for me before

1094
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 1: I got here. So I was just wondering if you

1095
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,720
Speaker 1: had any like truly crazy people come on the podcast

1096
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:59,240
Speaker 1: and you're like, well, can't release that. No, that would

1097
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 1: be really interesting to to But I we assume that

1098
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:10,280
Speaker 1: Joel was screening people. To be honest, I didn't call

1099
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 1: me out. There's absolutely a screening process, but this far

1100
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:16,680
Speaker 1: in when you get a letter is detailed as Brandon's, like,

1101
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:19,800
Speaker 1: it's not really a second thought. Sometimes people have like

1102
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 1: just questions that are good, so I call them like, hey,

1103
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:24,840
Speaker 1: can you talk? Is your internet good? You sound good?

1104
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 1: It's fine, great whatever, Um, But no, Brandon's letter was

1105
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,760
Speaker 1: so good. We've talked and communicated regularly, so I wasn't

1106
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:34,439
Speaker 1: worried about like a timing situation. So you just checked

1107
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,280
Speaker 1: all the boxes off, Earli. We just want to make

1108
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,480
Speaker 1: sure I that to happen. First of all, we like

1109
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:43,320
Speaker 1: we'd like some crazy people and just one time. Because

1110
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:46,360
Speaker 1: it's so easy to so happens. I'm going to remind you,

1111
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,920
Speaker 1: guys that you said so easy to kick it's so

1112
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 1: easy to kick him out. It's so easy to kick

1113
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:54,680
Speaker 1: him out of zoom if they are if they go

1114
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:56,720
Speaker 1: too far and stuff like that, that's an easy thing

1115
01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 1: to do. Am I correct room yea, they're gone. What

1116
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:03,640
Speaker 1: worse is when they're uninteresting. And we've had a couple

1117
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 1: of people that were a bit snory and we trimmed

1118
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 1: them down. DJ Daniel works his magic quite a bit.

1119
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 1: We've got people come on that didn't really want to,

1120
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:17,040
Speaker 1: like we didn't know how they got on show, Like

1121
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:20,240
Speaker 1: it was like what are you doing? Yeah, what are

1122
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:23,800
Speaker 1: you doing on it? What are you doing on here? Like?

1123
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,280
Speaker 1: But you should say, we should take the time to

1124
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,640
Speaker 1: remind people that if you do want to be on

1125
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 1: the show and you haven't been told in a long time, Joelle,

1126
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,840
Speaker 1: tell them how you get on the show, or at

1127
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:34,880
Speaker 1: least try to get on the show. Yes, you're gonna

1128
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:40,000
Speaker 1: write us a message to Scrubs iHeart at gmail dot com.

1129
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:43,000
Speaker 1: Tell us a little bit about your a little bit.

1130
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,839
Speaker 1: I can't read story you guys. She's a busy revity,

1131
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:50,600
Speaker 1: it's really important. Come with your great questions. You're incredible

1132
01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:54,519
Speaker 1: never before heard stories. If we've asked for stories, you know,

1133
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,360
Speaker 1: I might pull another funeral story. We don't need more

1134
01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:03,160
Speaker 1: penis doctors. I just thought, how we have and doc,

1135
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,720
Speaker 1: we're good. Yeah, we're probably good. With that couple who

1136
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:09,640
Speaker 1: have an open relationship, we've done them already. I'm not

1137
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:12,040
Speaker 1: gonna lie, man. I've been waiting for somebody to call

1138
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:14,000
Speaker 1: in and it open up and it just be like

1139
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:16,960
Speaker 1: just some freak show going nuts on the other side.

1140
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:20,000
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for that. I would know what I

1141
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 1: would like. Someone who's bad shit. Um, I think it

1142
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 1: would be good good radio. Oh boy, just like well, no,

1143
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,960
Speaker 1: lett be careful, let's be careful. Well, let's be just

1144
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,720
Speaker 1: a little careful what we wish for. I don't know

1145
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:35,679
Speaker 1: about bat shit, but maybe like maybe maybe catch shit,

1146
01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:39,120
Speaker 1: maybe something a little a little less. I don't know. Man,

1147
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:41,800
Speaker 1: if you're filing getting the emails, all right, Well, we

1148
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: don't need to fix your life, I guess because we

1149
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:47,040
Speaker 1: proposed um, and this guy's life's going pretty darn well

1150
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:49,719
Speaker 1: because he's gonna marry the woman of his dreams. What's

1151
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 1: her name, Bro Jessica Jessica's engagina Jessica Jessica. I can't

1152
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,559
Speaker 1: wait to hear about your Vegas wedding. I can't wait

1153
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: wedding and maybe and maybe, uh, Jeff will consider, um,

1154
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:08,960
Speaker 1: you know, dressing up like Elvis and um going to

1155
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:11,920
Speaker 1: Vegas and partying like a rock star. We can pull

1156
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,400
Speaker 1: it off. We'll see. Donald will be there. Donald will

1157
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 1: not be there. Donald doesn't go to Vegas anymore. I'm

1158
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:19,679
Speaker 1: sure there's a wedding fee. There must be some fee

1159
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 1: that you'll attend the wedding like a cameo. Yeah, it

1160
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:33,960
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like it. Maybe a cameo message. There you go. Listen, listen,

1161
01:10:35,000 --> 01:10:38,559
Speaker 1: take cameo out of this whole situation, Brandon. I just

1162
01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:44,320
Speaker 1: fucking proposed to Jeff Jeffrey for are you okay? True?

1163
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:47,639
Speaker 1: All right, let's fucking not get greedy guys, all right, true?

1164
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:51,679
Speaker 1: All right? Um, that's the show, everybody, thank you for

1165
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,639
Speaker 1: for two. I just want to say one thing, last

1166
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 1: thing we said we were going to get to this

1167
01:10:55,320 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 1: Elliott at the end gave this man a reason to

1168
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:03,840
Speaker 1: live by kissing him right on his lips. Yeah, and

1169
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:07,840
Speaker 1: that was a great thing. That she did for him.

1170
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 1: I don't know about necessarily having to kiss him, but

1171
01:11:10,439 --> 01:11:12,880
Speaker 1: she gave him hope at the end. Right. But then

1172
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,400
Speaker 1: then the camera pushes in and she has a little

1173
01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:20,840
Speaker 1: bit of a curious look on her face, like, am

1174
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:28,160
Speaker 1: I attracted to private dancer? No way? Yes? Watch she

1175
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:31,800
Speaker 1: knew exactly you agree with I was like, what is

1176
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 1: this pushing for it? I didn't understand. I can't understand.

1177
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:36,000
Speaker 1: I thought the push, I thought, okay, So I looked

1178
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,040
Speaker 1: at it as the pushing, as was her moment of

1179
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:44,000
Speaker 1: she had. I don't know, man, shit, fuck, I don't know, man,

1180
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:46,679
Speaker 1: because it's clear she let it go a long time ago.

1181
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:48,880
Speaker 1: She let the suicide situation go a long time ago,

1182
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:50,760
Speaker 1: and she was over it. So we're clear on that.

1183
01:11:51,000 --> 01:11:53,360
Speaker 1: So yeah, what is the what was the motivation for

1184
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:56,519
Speaker 1: the pushing? I wonder I'm telling you that the first

1185
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 1: beat was he says, with someone like you ever be

1186
01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 1: interested in me? And she does exactly what you said.

1187
01:12:01,880 --> 01:12:04,000
Speaker 1: She gives them hope. She flirts with him a little bit,

1188
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 1: and then she, even though she has a boyfriend, she

1189
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:08,200
Speaker 1: goes as far as to give him a little sweet,

1190
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:11,400
Speaker 1: innocent kiss on the lips and you're right. She gave

1191
01:12:11,479 --> 01:12:13,960
Speaker 1: him hope. And then and then he gets off on

1192
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 1: a cab. The cab pulls off, and then the camera

1193
01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:19,680
Speaker 1: takes its time and pushes in on Elliott, and she

1194
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:23,400
Speaker 1: has a look on her face like as if to say, like,

1195
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:26,360
Speaker 1: I don't know was that that was? There were sparks?

1196
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:29,599
Speaker 1: Am I attracted to Private Dancer? Are we setting up

1197
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:33,040
Speaker 1: Private Dancer coming back again in season seven? I don't know.

1198
01:12:33,479 --> 01:12:37,360
Speaker 1: I thought that Joel did too. I didn't see that,

1199
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:40,639
Speaker 1: but hey man, you know, you never know. You never

1200
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:45,479
Speaker 1: know what all art is up for interpretation. It's like

1201
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 1: when you watch one of your Marvel movies. Some people

1202
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:50,760
Speaker 1: like him, some people don't. Everything the question Brandon, you

1203
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:54,800
Speaker 1: see Doctor Strange? Yes? What'd you think? I thought it

1204
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:56,600
Speaker 1: was good. I thought it was better than what a

1205
01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:58,400
Speaker 1: lot of people were saying about it. Did you think

1206
01:12:58,439 --> 01:13:03,160
Speaker 1: it was better than Spider Man? No? Okay, Jeffrey, Paul Jeffrey,

1207
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:05,960
Speaker 1: did you see Doctor Strange? I haven't got a chance

1208
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:08,920
Speaker 1: to see it yet. Go see it, Jeffrey, Paul Jeffrey.

1209
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:12,840
Speaker 1: Did you see the latest Spider Man? Yeah? I did

1210
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,840
Speaker 1: see that one. Well. On my airplane. I made it

1211
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,640
Speaker 1: to the part where they got They went into the

1212
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 1: snow east um doctor Strange's house, so that part was

1213
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:29,880
Speaker 1: good introduction. Yea almost. I have a bunch of questions. Well,

1214
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:33,120
Speaker 1: we gotta go. Brother's been a long show. We love

1215
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 1: you all. Um. Are you gonna watch Obi Wan Brandon

1216
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:41,360
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna watch it absolutely? When does Obi one premiere? Joel,

1217
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:45,040
Speaker 1: you must know, Yes, the last Friday in May. And

1218
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,320
Speaker 1: I'm really for you. It's a double header episode that

1219
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,519
Speaker 1: made it's gonna be like two hours of Star Wars,

1220
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:54,679
Speaker 1: maybe two hours of Please, Dear Star Wars. I'm gonna

1221
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,720
Speaker 1: just write an open letter to Star Wars before we leave.

1222
01:13:57,080 --> 01:14:03,439
Speaker 1: It's dear Star Wars, Obi Wan Kenobi, please don't make

1223
01:14:03,479 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 1: these episodes shorter than one hour. Leave it at that.

1224
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,120
Speaker 1: Leave it at that. We know they're made by Debrah

1225
01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 1: Chow who's an artiste, and so we know they'll be

1226
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:18,800
Speaker 1: good and Donald will be happy and we have we

1227
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:21,479
Speaker 1: have lots to talk about. Also, they started filming Asca

1228
01:14:21,760 --> 01:14:27,880
Speaker 1: Sorry okay, okay, okay, it's finished. No, they just started

1229
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:30,800
Speaker 1: film I'm listen, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest

1230
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:34,040
Speaker 1: with you. I'm so disappointed. What are you disappointed in

1231
01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:40,679
Speaker 1: because nobody called me, oh to film Asoka. I'm free.

1232
01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:44,840
Speaker 1: The ultimate meme of the show, I should be in Asoka,

1233
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:50,080
Speaker 1: I could be a pilot. Dear Dave Feloney, what you fuck?

1234
01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 1: Whether it be taking a poop, whether it be a finger,

1235
01:14:54,720 --> 01:15:01,519
Speaker 1: whether it be a tongue, whether you know race about

1236
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:06,320
Speaker 1: Sure we made about a bunch of doctor nurses and

1237
01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:09,800
Speaker 1: a janitor who loved him. I said, here's the stories

1238
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:16,519
Speaker 1: natural should know. So gather around you here, Abu, gather

1239
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:19,920
Speaker 1: around you here, Arbus. But free watch your wins at

1240
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:22,879
Speaker 1: the time. No mm hmmmm.