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Speaker 1: Hello, welcome Dana Show. I'm Michael Costa. Donald Trump just
Speaker 1: wrapped up his joint addressed to Congress and we'll have
Speaker 1: full coverage on that tomorrow. But tonight, Republicans want to
Speaker 1: start cleaning up chicken shit. Joe Biden crop dusted the
Speaker 1: economy on his way out in relations with Canada are
Speaker 1: a boot to get ugly. But first, our ongoing segment,
Speaker 1: the second Coming of Donald J. Trump, I'm Gonna common.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump has been busy in the past couple of days.
Speaker 1: He's switched sides in the war in Ukraine, announced a
Speaker 1: national crypto Reserve, and dismantled the National Weather Service because
Speaker 1: part of the fun of experiencing a Category five hurricane
Speaker 1: is the surprise. Trump's been so busy that I was
Speaker 1: getting worried he'd forgotten his plan to start a North
Speaker 1: American trade war. But my boy, he put it on
Speaker 1: the cow.
Speaker 3: We begin with the breaking news in Americas escalating trade war.
Speaker 4: It's dramatic, a global trade war kicked off at the
Speaker 4: stroke of midnight. President Trump's twenty five percent tariffs on
Speaker 4: Canada and Mexico are now in effect.
Speaker 1: Yeh, that's right, maybe trade war. Whoo. Nobody does war
Speaker 1: better than you say. You s hey, you s hey.
Speaker 1: That's right. Canada and Mexico are about to feel the hey.
Speaker 1: And the best part is it's not gonna affect us
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 5: The average American household could spend up to two thousand
Speaker 5: dollars more a year on everything from produce to close
Speaker 5: to new cars, driving up the cost of a small
Speaker 5: car by an estimated sixty two hundred dollars or an
Speaker 5: suv by nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Wait, we're launching a trade war and it's gonna affect us.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay nine thousand dollars more for a Kia Sorrento.
Speaker 1: Now I finally get why they say war is hell.
Speaker 1: So that's what Private Ryan saved. That's what saving Private
Speaker 1: Ryan was all about. Private Ryan was a different movie.
Speaker 1: Isn't this the opposite of what Trump campaign? Not raising
Speaker 1: prices on everything. I'm already buying my eggs and installments
Speaker 1: with Klarna And the solution that his secretary of agricultural
Speaker 1: came up with it's not very helpful.
Speaker 6: I think the silver line at all of this is
Speaker 6: how do we in our backyards?
Speaker 1: We've got chickens stew in our backyard. How do we
Speaker 1: solve for something like this? And people are sort of
Speaker 1: looking around.
Speaker 6: Thinking, wow, well maybe I could get a chicken in
Speaker 6: my backyard, and it's awesome.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. Yeah, I think everyone who isn't
Speaker 1: a farmer right now wants to be. Yes, great idea,
Speaker 1: great idea, And this time of uncertainty, the one thing
Speaker 1: I need now is a wild animal in my house
Speaker 1: pecking my dick while I'm trying to make a frattana.
Speaker 1: Everybody who's not a farmer wants to be. Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? Americans don't even go to grocery stores anymore.
Speaker 1: We just text get cheerios to strangers on Instacart. But sure,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll become a small farmer. And hey, why
Speaker 1: stop at chickens? You know I could grow my own avocados,
Speaker 1: I could raise my own cows. Wait, why am I
Speaker 1: buying my steel like a sucker when I could be
Speaker 1: smelting iron ore in my own baptpe. Either way, prices
Speaker 1: are about to go up, and I just hope that
Speaker 1: no one told that to the stock market. The stock
Speaker 1: market drops for a second day in a row now
Speaker 1: that President Trump's tariffs are in effect. God damn it.
Speaker 1: Who told that to the stock market. So the stock
Speaker 1: market is plummeting thanks to the trade war that Donald
Speaker 1: Trump started, so obviously, well we know who to blame
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 7: Right, what's left of the Biden economy is slumping so badly,
Speaker 7: it's just slumping.
Speaker 1: This is the legacy of the Biden economy. Damn you,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden. You were supposed to leave the password to
Speaker 1: the economy on the White House fridge before you left.
Speaker 1: If we're going to blame past presidents, why stop at Biden.
Speaker 1: You know, Jimmy Carter's been awfully quiet lately. How convenient.
Speaker 1: But I guess rising prices and a tanking stock market
Speaker 1: that's just the cost of starting a trade war with
Speaker 1: your neighbors. Now, Mexico they expect it right. Trump's headed
Speaker 1: out for them since no one showed up to his
Speaker 1: keen Seniera. But but why Canada. We've always been tight
Speaker 1: with Canada. We were both British colonies. We play in
Speaker 1: the same sports leagues together. We share joint custody of
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling. If Trump is going to launch a trade
Speaker 1: war with them, I hope he has a good reason,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure he does. Right right.
Speaker 8: R Trump says the tariffs are needed, and he claims
Speaker 8: Canada and Mexico aren't doing enough to stop all legal
Speaker 8: immigration and fentanyl shipments.
Speaker 1: The fentanyl coming through Canada is massive, of course, of course,
Speaker 1: fentanyl and migrants. That makes sense. We can't just be
Speaker 1: letting Canada pump massive and massive amounts of fentanyl and
Speaker 1: migrants across our border.
Speaker 9: Data shows less than one percent of the fentanyl entering
Speaker 9: in the US comes from Canada, and only one point
Speaker 9: five percent of border patrol encounters with migrants take place
Speaker 9: at the border with Canada.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it's not ventanyl or migrants, and it can't
Speaker 1: be because Trump's an insecure, wanna be alpha male thumbing
Speaker 1: his chest so the world pays attention to him. So
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess we'll never know. It's probably Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: what whatever it is, Prime Minister Trudeau, he wasn't having it.
Speaker 10: Today, the United States launched a trade war against Canada.
Speaker 10: Their closest partner and ally their closest friend. Now, I
Speaker 10: want to speak directly to one specific American. Don't, even
Speaker 10: though you're a very smart guy, this is a very
Speaker 10: dumb thing to do.
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow, yeah yeah, yeah. He's mad. And he's not
Speaker 1: even world leader mad, he's dad mad. This is the
Speaker 1: same tone I use when I tell my daughter not
Speaker 1: to throw her baby sister. You're into the crib. You
Speaker 1: are not that type of person that does this, even
Speaker 1: though you just did this and you'll probably keep doing it,
Speaker 1: but you're not this. Okay, Donald, my daughter's name is Donald,
Speaker 1: and all of Canada is lining up behind Trudeau, like
Speaker 1: Ontario's Premier, Doug Ford, came out to warn America about
Speaker 1: the consequences of a trade work, although in a confusing way.
Speaker 11: The people of the US, which I absolutely love the
Speaker 11: American people, they're going to be paying more. The market
Speaker 11: is going to go downhill faster than the American Bob
Speaker 11: sled team.
Speaker 1: Oh sick burn, I think. I mean it sounded like
Speaker 1: a slam. But if the market will go downhill really fast,
Speaker 1: that means our Bob sled team is also fast, and
Speaker 1: isn't Is that like a compliment our bob sled team
Speaker 1: is supposed to go fast, right unless he's saying our
Speaker 1: Bob sled team is slow, which is a slam. But
Speaker 1: then that means the market won't go downhill fast, which
Speaker 1: is good for our economy. This metaphor doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: The point is doug Ford is forcing me to learn
Speaker 1: about bob sledding, and I do not appreciate that. Is
Speaker 1: there a Canadian who can make an analogy that's a
Speaker 1: little less confusing? Donna reared in the mayor of Saint
Speaker 1: John and New Brunswick, Maybe you have a good analogy.
Speaker 8: I mean, we've been in this comfortable relationship with our
Speaker 8: American cousins.
Speaker 11: And now we're being attacked, so you know, we're breaking
Speaker 11: up with the US and it's time to move on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're cousins, but we're so we're breaking up. This
Speaker 1: analogy is even worse than the Bob sled. You can't
Speaker 1: break up with your cousin. Sure, you can both go
Speaker 1: off and get married and start your own families and
Speaker 1: try to convince yourselves you've moved on. But she's she's
Speaker 1: still there at Thanksgiving every year, and yeah she brings
Speaker 1: her new husband and she laughs at his jokes, but
Speaker 1: deep down you can see in her pale blue eyes
Speaker 1: that she's sad. And I'm sad too, Stephanie, And I
Speaker 1: know she can see it in my eyes, which are
Speaker 1: the same color as hers, because we're related, and that's
Speaker 1: and that's why we can't beat together. Right, what was
Speaker 1: I talking about? I'm sorry, Look that's right. Oh, the
Speaker 1: trade war that we've launched for no reason. The point is,
Speaker 1: look what Donald Trump has done to Canada. They're the
Speaker 1: nicest country on Earth, the sexiest cousin, and look what
Speaker 1: we've brought them out to do.
Speaker 10: Canadians are reasonable and we are polite, but we will
Speaker 10: not back down from a fight.
Speaker 9: Ontario Premier Doug Ford threatened to shut off his province's
Speaker 9: electricity exports to the United States and block shipments of
Speaker 9: Ontario's high grade nickel.
Speaker 1: With Canadian liquor stores took American whiskey off the shelves.
Speaker 9: There's also hashtags buy Canadian and boycott USA going viral.
Speaker 9: Canadian coffee shop The Morning Owl in Ottawa has renamed
Speaker 9: its popular Americano coffee to a Canadiano WWE.
Speaker 4: Fans were drowning out the performance of the Star Spangled
Speaker 4: banner in Toronto.
Speaker 1: Take a listen, Damn, Canada's respect for America has gone
Speaker 1: down faster than Curtis and Hubert Stevens, a gold medalist
Speaker 1: and the two man Bob sled at the nineteen thirty
Speaker 1: two in Lake class at Olympics. Now that's how you
Speaker 1: do a Bob Sled metaphor done big Bob Sled fans
Speaker 1: out here today. Whatever the reason, Trump has now pushed
Speaker 1: America and Canada into a full on trade war and
Speaker 1: for more, let's go live to the Canadian border with
Speaker 1: our very own Grace Kohl and Schmidt. Grace, what's your analysis?
Speaker 6: It's pretty simple, Michael. America is definitely in the wrong gear.
Speaker 1: We're the bad guys. We suck and when.
Speaker 6: You've made a mistake, you have to take accountability and
Speaker 6: tell Canada to shut the up.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, tell Canada to shut the.
Speaker 6: F Yeah, listen, America is in the wrong no ifs
Speaker 6: ands or butts. But when Canada starts talking shit, my
Speaker 6: dormant patriotic instincts bubble up and suddenly I'm proud.
Speaker 1: To be an American. Well it she is crazy because
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 6: But I can't help myself when that guy called our
Speaker 6: bobsa team's slow.
Speaker 1: That piece of shit. Actually, I think he was complimenting
Speaker 1: our team. I still don't really know, Oh, that piece
Speaker 1: of shit.
Speaker 6: I want to take Canada side, but when they boo
Speaker 6: our national anthem, I'm gonna have to shit on theirs.
Speaker 6: Oh Canada is in g major. I'm surprised it's not
Speaker 6: in a minor.
Speaker 5: I don't really know what that means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I don't want to explain it to you.
Speaker 1: If you know America is in the wrong, then why
Speaker 1: are you defending us.
Speaker 6: It's like seeing your mom get arrested. You know she
Speaker 6: shouldn't have bought beer for those middle schoolers, but you're
Speaker 6: still gonna yell at the cop and try to grab
Speaker 6: his gun. It's crazy, but that's love, love for your
Speaker 6: mom and love for your country. And if that means
Speaker 6: I can't eat waffles with Canadian maple syrup, then by god,
Speaker 6: I will eat them with ketchup.
Speaker 5: Yum.
Speaker 1: You know, Grace, I gotta say, in a weird way,
Speaker 1: I admire your patriotism.
Speaker 5: I hate it.
Speaker 6: I'm embarrassed to be an American right now, and as
Speaker 6: an American, I'm outraged. I don't like this patriotic monster
Speaker 6: I've become. Last night I blacked out. I'm a Ford
Speaker 6: f one fifty and look at this shirt I'm wearing.
Speaker 5: I don't even know when I put this on.
Speaker 1: Wait? Is that a bald eagle pooping out a maple leaf?
Speaker 1: Where where did you even get that? Grace?
Speaker 5: I think I made.
Speaker 6: It because I also have it tattooed on my back.
Speaker 6: Bottom line, Michael, I just want these tariffs to go away.
Speaker 1: I love this country so.
Speaker 6: Much, but sometimes America is just the worst.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sometimes America is the worst. Grace, right the
Speaker 1: did you just say about America?
Speaker 6: Never? Not? Never? Not never?
Speaker 1: My Grace COOLi shmid everyone, Grace Cool sad. When we
Speaker 1: come back, Rickey Balz gives us his opinion, so don't
Speaker 1: go away of Grace. Welcome back to the show. We
Speaker 1: all know I've got great opinions, but I'm not the
Speaker 1: only one. Studies show that other people also have opinions.
Speaker 1: So here with another installment of in my opinion is
Speaker 1: our good friend Ricky Velez.
Speaker 12: The phrase of the day is buyer's remorse. It's like
Speaker 12: when you buy thousands of dollars worth of shoes made
Speaker 12: by your favorite rapper, thinking one day they'll be as
Speaker 12: valuable as the Princess Diana Beanie Baby. But then that
Speaker 12: rapper found his favorite new shape. But Yeezy isn't the
Speaker 12: only brand that's out there not living up to expectations
Speaker 12: these days. A lot of people are having buyer's remorse
Speaker 12: when it comes to the election.
Speaker 9: Six weeks into the second Trump administration, and a growing
Speaker 9: number of his supporters are having second thoughts.
Speaker 10: Jenkins voted for lower taxes and less regulation, but Jenkins
Speaker 10: finds the first month on settling.
Speaker 1: I thought there's so to be checks and balances somewhere.
Speaker 1: Riley Cooper was just let go by the US Bar
Speaker 1: a service. Do you now regret the way you voted
Speaker 1: for Trump? I do feel regret.
Speaker 12: Come on, who could have predicted that the guy that's
Speaker 12: known for the catchphrase You're fired.
Speaker 1: Would fire you?
Speaker 12: And it's not just Trump that's giving people buyer's remorse
Speaker 12: because with the purchase of Trump came one free Elon.
Speaker 12: So some people are ashamed of their president and their car.
Speaker 9: Some Tesla owners driven to regret their purchase because of
Speaker 9: Elon Musk.
Speaker 4: Local Tesla owners are reporting increasing minor acts of analysm
Speaker 4: to both cars and chargers and our targets of cursing
Speaker 4: and gestures on the road.
Speaker 3: A gold cyber truck has been turning heads, but lately
Speaker 3: the attention has taken a threatening turn. According to doctor Kume,
Speaker 3: jeruge drivers cut him off and they hurl offensive gestures.
Speaker 3: The doctor says that he tried to get rid of
Speaker 3: his truck, but he has not been able to find
Speaker 3: a buyer.
Speaker 12: Wow, wow, no shit, you can't find a buyer for
Speaker 12: a gold cyber truck.
Speaker 1: Just break this down for a second.
Speaker 12: Imagine seeing a regular cyber truck and also turning to
Speaker 12: the salesman and being like, do you have anything that
Speaker 12: makes me look like a bigger dick and also hides
Speaker 12: my smaller dick. And by the way, they're not just
Speaker 12: vandalizing cyber trucks because Elon sucks. They're vandalizing cyber trucks
Speaker 12: because it's.
Speaker 1: A stupid car.
Speaker 12: It's it's the only car that gives you your virginity back.
Speaker 1: Plus if you.
Speaker 12: Get mad at the product, you don't sell it, you
Speaker 12: take a semi automatic and you like that mother up
Speaker 12: like a true patriot. But those that can't sell their
Speaker 12: Tesla's here's another option.
Speaker 4: Anti Elon musk bumper stickers have been showing up on
Speaker 4: a lot of cars. Some owners scrambled to buy anti
Speaker 4: Elon stickers to decorate their evs, like these vintage Tesla.
Speaker 1: This one says pre Madness Edition up with evs down
Speaker 1: with Elon sticking it in.
Speaker 5: Here another one if I really wanted to like quadruple down.
Speaker 12: US liberals love a sticker. What an inspiring way to
Speaker 12: tell the world. I disapprove of Nazis, but not enough
Speaker 12: to bite to work. But once again, I feel these
Speaker 12: people's pain. You might wonder what kind of douchebag keeps
Speaker 12: a product after it was made by a Nazi. Well,
Speaker 12: this kind of douchebag. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They were
Speaker 12: popular in twenty seventeen. I still have my Kanye shoes.
Speaker 12: They were made by him, and I definitely can't give
Speaker 12: them to my son for his bar mitzvah. So what
Speaker 12: do I do with these? Well one guy has an answer.
Speaker 8: Check out this man in Florida who's now burning several
Speaker 8: pairs of Yeasy shoes. Danny Schiff says he's purchased about
Speaker 8: forty pairs of those shoes over the years and about
Speaker 8: fifteen thousand dollars worth have gone up in flames.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what we do. We burn easies.
Speaker 12: The second you have buyer's remorse, it's time to clean
Speaker 12: break and no second chances. Just chicken shit, no chicken shit,
Speaker 12: half measures, which is why Ricky Valez right now, in
Speaker 12: this moment, will put a sticker on my easy.
Speaker 1: Nazis bad. Nazis bad. So there no one can judge me,
Speaker 1: and that my hero.
Speaker 12: It's not for me to say, but yes I am.
Speaker 1: But that's just my opinion. Rickie velasa Anney. When we
Speaker 1: come back, maybe marg will be joining up on the
Speaker 1: showf and Don't Go Away. Nazi's Bad. L Welcome back
Speaker 1: for the Brother Show. My guest and I is an
Speaker 1: award winning Canadian actor, a writer, producer, and now a
Speaker 1: singer songwriter with their debut album I'm a TV Please
Speaker 1: welcome Meg Martin. All right, look at that? Look at that?
Speaker 1: Huh look at that? Look at that? You're a Canadian?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, So I'm required by law to take
Speaker 1: twenty five percent off all of my questions. So first question,
Speaker 1: what was your experience like.
Speaker 5: Doing Okay, I'm gonna have to retaliate with tariffs on
Speaker 5: my answers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my experience was really perfect. We got it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but maybe maybe both administrations seeing a Canadian and American
Speaker 1: shake hands, that was what they need to see.
Speaker 12: We saw.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a beautiful moment for democracy.
Speaker 1: Your album is tremendous. Thanks beautiful, Uh, thank you. I
Speaker 1: was thinking you're a comedian.
Speaker 5: Yes, I was thinking that too.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. You know, how to sing it, how to
Speaker 1: play instruments, what is going on? Thanks?
Speaker 5: Than I am a comedian, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've
Speaker 5: always wanted to. I've always you know, played music in
Speaker 5: my bedroom. Yeah, and shed a single tear and been
Speaker 5: really emo.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, how does a comedian. By the way,
Speaker 1: May is a comedian. But the music is real music.
Speaker 1: This is great music. It's not like, oh, it's a
Speaker 1: comedy music. It's it's a real music album. I want
Speaker 1: to make that very clear. And it's great. My family
Speaker 1: was listening to it. We were listening to it. So
Speaker 1: it's annoying. It's annoying I even have to say that.
Speaker 5: Well, no, it's a good thing to specify. People will
Speaker 5: be pissed if they wanted punchlines.
Speaker 1: You know, you're going to do a show from here.
Speaker 5: I'm racing to do show, yeah, right after this.
Speaker 1: Do you have to make it very clear that jokes
Speaker 1: will not be told.
Speaker 5: I do, and and and I have to well, I
Speaker 5: mean I chat a bit between songs, but I definitely
Speaker 5: have to unlearn the muscle memory that like if people
Speaker 5: are just listening and not laughing, I'm bombing because that's
Speaker 5: I'll be playing a sad song or something and I'm thinking, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm bombing no one. Yeah, yeah, but it's really gratifying,
Speaker 5: it's really it's really nice.
Speaker 1: I remember starting out doing open mics as a comedian
Speaker 1: and I would bomb and it was so silent. Then
Speaker 1: I would watch shitty musicians go up and they would bomb,
Speaker 1: but there's noise. There's noise that was us musicians in
Speaker 1: that regard.
Speaker 5: Well, it's also nice not to be alone because there's
Speaker 5: a drummer, you know, I have a whole band, and
Speaker 5: so it's yeah, it's nice to have that support.
Speaker 1: When you're writing music. Are you naturally trying to not
Speaker 1: find a punchline? You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: The world is not that funny right now, so it's
Speaker 5: not it's not hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, I mean.
Speaker 5: I'm really enjoying the opportunity to be earnest, And yeah.
Speaker 1: What inspired you to make the album?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 5: I just I'm Canadian, as sweet as we established.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go Nobel Peace Prize for that beginning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, right, you're welcome for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome for not shaking hands. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'd been living in England for twelve years and then
Speaker 5: I like three years ago, I moved to LA and
Speaker 5: so I was reconnected with my ernest North American roots,
Speaker 5: I guess, And I was feeling good. I had just
Speaker 5: three years ago, I had top surgery and started testosterone,
Speaker 5: and I was feeling very happy and confident.
Speaker 1: Who knows how their albums will be?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so I think I was feeling good or
Speaker 5: feeling more comfortable, because it is vulnerable. It's super vulnerable.
Speaker 1: So yeah, but comedy vulnerable. So I know, But are
Speaker 1: you telling me that this is more vulnerable to put
Speaker 1: out music?
Speaker 5: I think in this moment, I feel.
Speaker 1: That hold back. Now, this is where you hit me
Speaker 1: with the chants. Is making music more vulnerable than well
Speaker 1: boring your heart out to strangers through spoken word? I mean, Michael,
Speaker 1: your special you know it's fantastic. You're talking about your family,
Speaker 1: your experiences, your parents. That's so vulnerable and personal for sure.
Speaker 5: But I guess what stand up you can You can
Speaker 5: bail halfway through a joke, right, or.
Speaker 1: You can pivot.
Speaker 5: You can lie, That's what I a.
Speaker 1: You can't and you can't pivot with music. No, you
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 5: You can't be halfway through a song and be like no,
Speaker 5: never mind, So you have to. Yeah, So it does
Speaker 5: feel exposing.
Speaker 1: One of the songs I love is called Big Bear.
Speaker 1: I've been to Big Bear near LA. I got stuck
Speaker 1: in traffic, But you sing a beautiful song about to me,
Speaker 1: it feels like you're trying to escape something. And then
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, maybe that's me right, saying I want to
Speaker 1: escape something.
Speaker 5: Well, that's the great thing about music. You can project
Speaker 5: all your own shit onto it. Yeah yeah, but that, yeah,
Speaker 5: for sure.
Speaker 1: Tell me about what inspired you to write that song
Speaker 1: and what it means. I went again.
Speaker 5: I just moved to the States and I went for
Speaker 5: the weekend to Big Barretts, all mountains in the lake
Speaker 5: and just outside of LA. And I felt I didn't
Speaker 5: I weirdly didn't tell anyone I was going it's so
Speaker 5: rare that no one knows where you are. This sounds dark,
Speaker 5: but it was just nice to be alone and walking
Speaker 5: through the woods. And yeah, so that's why I wrote that.
Speaker 1: I think it's awesome not time, and especially now you
Speaker 1: have a family.
Speaker 5: You can't be doing.
Speaker 1: That, dude, that's not funny. That's why it's so good,
Speaker 1: right right, because I have people that always want to
Speaker 1: know where I am. Right, it feels so good. But
Speaker 1: if I didn't have a family, that.
Speaker 5: Was just it's a lot of pressure to be loved.
Speaker 1: Man, did you did you just say what's in my soul?
Speaker 5: I sort of thought it would get a laugh, but
Speaker 5: it was deadly silent, like everyone.
Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, I'm a TV.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 1: My friend said, yeah, what does it mean? It's in
Speaker 1: It's in one of the songs, so away, I'm just
Speaker 1: a TV talking to you. You thought I could remember that,
Speaker 1: but I had to read it just to make sure
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 5: Sure, I'm glad, Yeah, where's it come from? Titles are
Speaker 5: really hard, but I think it was for me about
Speaker 5: there's so much noise and static electricity, and sometimes I
Speaker 5: wonder if our whole personalities are just like a sort
Speaker 5: of combination of other people's projections and stuff we consume,
Speaker 5: and so the album was kind of stripping that away.
Speaker 5: But then a friend of mine was like, does it Stanford,
Speaker 5: I'm a transvestite. I was like, no, but if you
Speaker 5: wanted to, you know, that's the great thing about music.
Speaker 1: Another example of maybe what we're externalizing is on the inside. Yes,
Speaker 1: exactly right. You have TV tattoo? Is that right?
Speaker 6: How do you? Yes?
Speaker 1: I do well. I think I'm pretty Let's hope that
Speaker 1: that's public information. It's very I do Is that connected
Speaker 1: to this?
Speaker 5: No, that was just an ex. I bought a tattoo kit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, never do that. I could tell you I won.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you bought a tattoo like a stick and
Speaker 1: poak kit.
Speaker 5: I don't know. Yeah, and uh, an ex of mine
Speaker 5: one night we've had a few drinks at your tattooed
Speaker 5: TV on my I guess I've always liked the feeling
Speaker 5: of the word in my mouth.
Speaker 6: TV.
Speaker 5: Oh interesting, Yeah, but I think I put the emphasis
Speaker 5: on the t TV. What do you say?
Speaker 1: Uh, I say aluminium. That sounds very different. That's funny
Speaker 1: that you just said, don't buy a tattoo kit. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that was the thing you could even do,
Speaker 1: and certainly don't do it with your partner. May Martin,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being here. It's called on
Speaker 1: a TV. Check out two or days at may Martin
Speaker 1: Music dot com. Maymart We're gonna take a quick break
Speaker 1: or the right back after this. I'll toush up with
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