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Speaker 1: You might be a criminal and not even know it.

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Speaker 2: It's the show.

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Speaker 1: Think about your morning for a second. Did you crime

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Speaker 1: it up or what? Well? If you said yes, then

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Speaker 1: you're probably a criminal and aware of the criming that

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Speaker 1: you do on a daily basis. But if you said no,

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Speaker 1: you're probably still a criminal, but unaware of all the

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Speaker 1: weird laws that your state has. I say that because

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Speaker 1: a list of the absolute weirdest laws that each state

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Speaker 1: has been released that each state has has been released,

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Speaker 1: and we'll go over next so you can see if

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Speaker 1: you already should put behind be put behind bars today.

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Speaker 1: There's also the fact that they're super weird, and that's

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Speaker 1: always fun.

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Speaker 2: I love these warning.

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Speaker 1: If you have a couple missiles laying around that you're

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Speaker 1: just anxious to get rid of, do not, and I repeat,

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Speaker 1: do not throw them at a car in Colorado. What

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Speaker 1: because if you do, you could end up behind bars.

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Speaker 1: That's a weird law that is actually on the books

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Speaker 1: in Colorado. You can't throw missiles at a car. For ruh.

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Speaker 1: There's no explanation as to why that's on the book.

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Speaker 2: Somebody did it. Somebody did it, somebody did it.

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Speaker 3: I got two missiles with me at all times, Jerry

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Speaker 3: and lawl are right here.

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Speaker 2: Wow my muscles. Yeah, no, not the same.

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Speaker 1: And that's just the start of the weird laws, because

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Speaker 1: there's a list going viral of the absolute weirdest laws

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Speaker 1: that each state has, and we'll go over it now

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Speaker 1: so you can make sure you don't break any laws today,

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Speaker 1: especially if you got a couple extra missiles laying around.

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Speaker 3: Somebody had some war museum missiles and they were mad

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Speaker 3: at their neighbor for not trimming their head just properly,

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Speaker 3: and threw them at their car.

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Speaker 2: That's what happens.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened. And they were the president of

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Speaker 1: the h If you're in Alabama, no bear wrestling. You

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Speaker 1: cannot wrestle a bear legally in Alabama.

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Speaker 2: Why would you want to wrestle a bear.

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Speaker 1: Just to see if you could do it? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to see the allure.

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Speaker 2: Especially one of the baby ones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I got the baby the O the momp

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Speaker 1: is like around somewhere. If that happens in Mobile, Alabama,

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Speaker 1: it's unlawful to promote or otherwise be involved with bear

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Speaker 1: wrestling matches. You know that include selling tickets to bear

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Speaker 1: wrestling matches and or training to be a bear wrestler.

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Speaker 1: You can't even train me. Wow, you can even train

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Speaker 1: to be a bear wrestler. If you're a mobile, I

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Speaker 1: help them.

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't because you can't wrestle a bear anyways, there's

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Speaker 2: like that, just common sense people.

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Speaker 3: You're not gonna win.

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Speaker 2: No, you can.

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Speaker 3: Because somebody had a whole operation going on wrestling bears

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Speaker 3: and they were like, you can't be doing this.

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Speaker 1: Mabody and Mobile was making some money off of bear

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Speaker 1: wrestling matches. If you're in Arizona, it's illegal to hunt camels.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know camels were all over the place in Arizona,

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Speaker 3: As someone who went to high school and college in Arizona,

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Speaker 3: I can promise.

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Speaker 2: You there aren't any camels. I never saw any camels.

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Speaker 2: It's because of that they hunted them all out.

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Speaker 1: Apparently, before the Civil War, the US Army experimented with

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Speaker 2: Oh before I.

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Speaker 1: Gave up on the of the project, the remaining camels

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Speaker 1: were set free and they're still there.

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Speaker 2: Really, I've never seen one in my life.

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Speaker 1: No. I grew up for a little while in Arizona.

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Speaker 1: For a few years when I was younger, we never

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Speaker 2: I would have loved that.

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Speaker 3: Game.

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Speaker 2: Now, who can go on down.

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Speaker 1: In Arkansas? No honking your horn in front of a

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Speaker 1: sandwich shop? What Little Rock, Arkansas says after nine pm?

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Speaker 1: It's illegal to honk your horn in front of a

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Speaker 2: I mean, maybe they're clothes.

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 2: Also, why does that need to.

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Speaker 3: Be a lot? No, it's a magical place, first of all.

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Speaker 3: Second of all, I think there is probably a sandwich

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Speaker 2: Uh, and they probably got hassled.

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Speaker 1: We're going over a list of the weirdest laws that

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Speaker 1: states have in this country. In Connecticut, it's illegal to

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Speaker 1: kiss on a Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is kiss on a Sunday.

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Speaker 1: If you live in Hartford, Connecticut, avoid kissing. Onse. It's

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Speaker 2: That is the Lord's Day.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming there's probably a lot of wives that take

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Speaker 1: advantage of that though. It's like, sorry, it's a Sunday.

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Speaker 1: It's not that I'm not in the mood. It's just

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Speaker 1: like I like to respect the laws.

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Speaker 2: That we have in fact, it's the only day I

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Speaker 2: am in the mood.

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Speaker 1: So I'm so in the mood. I want you so bad.

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Speaker 1: But also we can't because it's the law.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in Delaware, it's illegal to trick or treat on

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Speaker 1: a Sunday.

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Speaker 3: Wait, but what if Halloween falls on a Sunday, it's

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Speaker 3: still illegal Halloween or not, it says.

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Speaker 2: What Yep, that's messed up.

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Speaker 1: If you're in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware wherever, that is, if

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Speaker 1: Halloween falls on a Sunday, they reschedule it for the

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Speaker 1: day before or after.

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Speaker 2: These last two or thirteen colonies energy yeah, and it's

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Speaker 2: crazy they still keep this up.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing about our system is like why do

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Speaker 1: we keep these laws around and to enforce them.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's funny because I don't know if you know this,

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Speaker 3: but no law at the federal level can exist for

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Speaker 3: more than ten years. They have to be renewed. That yeah,

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Speaker 3: but states they'll just keep stuff. Yeah, from sixteen hundred

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Speaker 3: before they were in state.

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Speaker 1: They just it's because our forefathers have you know what,

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Speaker 1: Our forefathers lived a whole different life and also some

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Speaker 1: of them are kind of weird.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and all of them kiss on Sundays.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, even if they were telling you not to. Those

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Speaker 1: dues are kissing.

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Speaker 2: On a Sunday, for sure, that's what those meetings were.

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Speaker 1: In Georgia, it's illegal to swear around a human corpse.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I guess they get offended. I don't know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: about what happened, you're textful. In Illinois, there's no wearing

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Speaker 1: any saggy pants Lynnwood, Illinois. Saggy pants have been band

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Speaker 1: since two thousand and eight. The city ordinance issues fines

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Speaker 1: dollars for pants that show more than three inches of underwear.

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Speaker 3: It's more than the pants, more than three inches of underwear,

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Speaker 3: we'll pick your pants up.

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Speaker 2: That that's the first law on here.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I think I know what that's about.

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Speaker 2: And that's not cool.

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Speaker 1: And here there's another weird law that we have here

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Speaker 1: in America for some reason. Well, I guess it's good

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Speaker 1: probably that we have this in Louisiana. But Louisiana, it

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Speaker 1: is illegal to be a vampire.

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Speaker 2: Necessary law. Necessary law.

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Speaker 1: Louisiana's legislature finds it necessary for the immediate preservation of

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Speaker 1: the public peace, health, moral safety and welfare, for the

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Speaker 1: support of the state government and its existing public institutions. Therefore,

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Speaker 1: it has banned being a vampire.

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Speaker 3: True blood it takes place there. This is a smart law.

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Speaker 3: Should on this list.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true blood does take place there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah,