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Speaker 1: Single the La mascot Is Matica Sila Princess Dentica Bitch

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Speaker 1: previously on the Princess of South Beach of What's Happened

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Speaker 1: So Far Bueno. My twin sister Marie del Garmin took

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Speaker 1: over my life after I Gloria died in a boat accident.

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Speaker 1: Shortly after she discovered that my family, the Calderons, might

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Speaker 1: not be our biological parents and that they might have

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Speaker 1: had something to do with our real mother's death. And

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Speaker 1: now my boyfriend Raoul wants to take Maria to the

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Speaker 1: doctor to check on her or I guess my secret pregnancy.

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Speaker 1: Oh the drama. I'm pregnant, Gloria. I know you have

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Speaker 1: temporary amnesia, but I thought you'd still remember you are pregnant.

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Speaker 1: We have an appointment with the lady doctor, the vaginist,

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Speaker 1: vagina coologist, gynecologist. That sounds right. One moment, I'm it's

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Speaker 1: my daddy. What no, I mean, I can't right now, better, puppy,

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Speaker 1: but I'm with my Okay, okay, see, I'm on my

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Speaker 1: way meet him. My daddy just called. I have to

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Speaker 1: help him with something rather urgent. But I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to go all by yourself. To the lady doctor.

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Speaker 1: I can take bet on. I didn't mean to interrupt,

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Speaker 1: but I was cleaning the room next door and I

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Speaker 1: overheard about the secret pregnancy. Don't worry, I won't say anything.

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Speaker 1: But if you need help, I'm here meet us. I

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Speaker 1: don't like you spying and hearing conversations that are really

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Speaker 1: none of your business, but yes, we could use your help. Okay, Now,

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Speaker 1: the situation is quite delicate. Glodia is not ready to

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Speaker 1: be very discreet about how we handle it. Yours of course,

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Speaker 1: my lips are sealed. Okay, great Gloria to the lady doctor, right,

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Speaker 1: and make sure that no one sees you too. The

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Speaker 1: I'll see you soon. My radiant son to my melanoma like, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's enough. Of course, he's um very romantic. No, is

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Speaker 1: that what it is? See? Oh? Yeah, thank you, Estra.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes it feels like you're the only normal person in

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Speaker 1: this house. You know you can trust me. It's not

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Speaker 1: the first time. Ah, And that reminds me. Here's the

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Speaker 1: hairbrush you asked me to take from your mother's bathroom. Hairbrush. See,

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Speaker 1: but I know you asked for it a week ago,

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Speaker 1: but I had trouble sneaking into her bathroom. This hairbrush

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Speaker 1: belongs to Louisa. Don't you remember asking for it? No?

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Speaker 1: What am I saying? You probably don't remember because of

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Speaker 1: the temporarily amnesia. Now let's get a move on. We

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Speaker 1: have a lady doctor to get too, Poor Maria del Carmen.

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Speaker 1: You can fake appearances, but how are you going to

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Speaker 1: fake a baby? Oh? To be fair, Luisa did. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: let's see what Raoul's up to with his daddy. Natcho, Poppy,

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Speaker 1: I'm here. What could possibly be so urgent as to

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Speaker 1: tear me away from my dear Clodia's army? Oh? I

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Speaker 1: hope all is well with your fiance, see Poppy, See,

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Speaker 1: everything is perfectly fine. She's just recovering from the accident.

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Speaker 1: Or you know how crucial it is for our family

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Speaker 1: and the Calderon's to be joined by marriage. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: counting on you, see Pappy, I know, I know this

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Speaker 1: union will be the foundation on which we'll build our

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Speaker 1: empire for generations to come. But Wino, that's not why

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Speaker 1: I asked you to come. Raoul, You know that Estevan

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Speaker 1: has always dreamed of becoming Miami's mayor. See. I know

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Speaker 1: he's always saying, if I was mayored, things would be

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Speaker 1: very different. And when I'm mayor, everyone will see what

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Speaker 1: I am capable of. And if I was mayor, cargo

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Speaker 1: shirts would be illegal. I've never understood why he says that.

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Speaker 1: Because everyone loves cargo shirts. You can put so many

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Speaker 1: things in him. Right, remember that time I had a sandwich? What? Look,

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Speaker 1: the time has finally come. He's going to announce his

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Speaker 1: campaign tomorrow and he's named me campaign match Poppy. What

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Speaker 1: wonderful news. Congratulations? Do you think he has a shot

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Speaker 1: at winning? Anybody can win when it comes to Florida politics. Congratulations, Poppy.

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Speaker 1: I know I hard you've been working with a step

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Speaker 1: On these past few months. I didn't know this is

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Speaker 1: what you guys were up to. See. Thank you. Bet.

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Speaker 1: There's one small thing I need from me, of course. Look,

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Speaker 1: the bank is going to call to notify you about

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Speaker 1: a pending transfer of funds and I need you to

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Speaker 1: approve it. Okay, um? And what's it for? Nothing? Like

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Speaker 1: I promised the step one, I will contribute fifty thousand

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Speaker 1: And look, I'm a little strap over cash at the moment.

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Speaker 1: My ascids aren't exactly liquid right now, so I'm going

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Speaker 1: My friends better puppy that money. It's for the wedding tea, look,

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Speaker 1: I know, and you have it back in time for

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Speaker 1: the wedding. It's a temporary loan. Besides, after you marry Gloria,

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Speaker 1: we won't have to worry about money ever. Again. That's

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Speaker 1: why it's extremely crucial for you to always be by

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Speaker 1: gloria side. Our future depends on your I understand. I

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Speaker 1: swear I'm doing everything in my power to keep this

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Speaker 1: that will make you very heavy. Let me have it. Son.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell you just yet, but soon, Papa, Soon,

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Speaker 1: Katie Lovers, it's me Tatiana. Obviously. Did you catch tea

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Speaker 1: with Tatiana this week? No? Well, you miss some juicy

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Speaker 1: updates on our favorite family that Calber owns. Doctor Constantino

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Speaker 1: certainly is a character. He told us a heartwarming story

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Speaker 1: about how he and Gloria shared their deepest, deepest secrets

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Speaker 1: After spending some time in her Lincoln Aviator GT on

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Speaker 1: their way to was it toe pilates toe? Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what that is, but I do know that

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Speaker 1: I want it. All Right, that's it for now, but

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Speaker 1: be sure to tune in next time for more scandalous

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Speaker 1: rumors about the guns on the next tea with Tonya.

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Speaker 1: Looks like Luisa and Esteban aren't the only ones with secrets. Now,

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Speaker 1: let's see how the vagina college, i mean, guynecologist is going.

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Speaker 1: Glora Calderon, come on in there, calling for you. Yes, Gloria,

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Speaker 1: that's my name. Thank you, Estraya, Thank you. I have

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Speaker 1: been going through a lot, and I'm just glad that

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Speaker 1: there's someone else here who's I don't know normal. I

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Speaker 1: know you and I haven't exactly had a great relationship

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Speaker 1: in the past, but i'd like to change that. I

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Speaker 1: don't hug this feels Why are you touching me? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you've never been this nice before. Can you all do

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Speaker 1: this later? The doctor is waiting, right, Yeah, sorry, anyway,

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Speaker 1: thank you? Raya name Gloria somewhere around June thirteenth. You

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Speaker 1: let the doctor. No, Hi, olave, Gloria, how are you

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Speaker 1: feeling today? Well? Um, fine, except for the whole crashing

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Speaker 1: They're calling it the Miami miracle, and it really is

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Speaker 1: a miracle that you are alive without so much as

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Speaker 1: a scratch. Look into the night. Please see when I've

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Speaker 1: I've been feeling a little dizzy. You might have a

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Speaker 1: slight concussion. Nothing to worry about. And how are you

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Speaker 1: recovering from your treatment last week? My treatment? Open your mouth? Please?

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Speaker 1: Have you had any spotting, any muscle cramps? All of

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Speaker 1: this is very normal after an abortions. So there's no baby, yes, Gloria,

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Speaker 1: that's the whole point. So she wasn't pregnant when the

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Speaker 1: accident happened. Oh thank god. I mean, I am conflicted

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Speaker 1: but what a relief. I thought I was going to

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Speaker 1: have to fake a Pregnan. And see are you disassociating? Huh? Oh? Oh, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I forgot you were here? Did somebody accompany you here?

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Speaker 1: I don't think you should be alone right now? See

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Speaker 1: my maid, I would really like to talk to her

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Speaker 1: before you go oh, okay, sure, Then can I leave

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Speaker 1: one more thing before you go? See? I managed to

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Speaker 1: find out where you can get that service you asked

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Speaker 1: for last week, service meaning the DNA testing. You were

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Speaker 1: very adamant about it the last time I saw you,

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Speaker 1: something about a letter. I don't know. I have a

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Speaker 1: lot of patients. Point is, if you still need to

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Speaker 1: compare some DNA, my colleague said she can help you out.

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Speaker 1: She only needs a couple of samples. Samples samples like

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Speaker 1: the hair off a hairbrush that a maid stroll and

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Speaker 1: gave to me right before this appointment. That's very specific.

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Speaker 1: But yes, sounds like you're finally stepping up to the plate. Ermita.

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