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Speaker 1: John for and John I have a question for you, Yes, please,

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Speaker 1: what is one upgrade the human body absolutely needs. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I know what you're mean, John, I know I know

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Speaker 1: what everyone every guy in the comments, I know what

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Speaker 2: That's right, big nose.

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Speaker 1: A big nose. Actually, what you're thinking is make the

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Speaker 1: ears as closable as the eyes are. Just close them

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Speaker 2: I want that.

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Speaker 1: You know what also you could do is you could

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Speaker 1: do this, bah, look at that. I can't hear a thing.

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Speaker 3: I know, It's just it would be just terrifying if

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Speaker 1: I'm imagining like like you know, like the flaps on fish.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, or maybe like Shrek ears that just like

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Speaker 1: Imagining there' Shrek ears, but they're like little turtle heads

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they just suck. That's right, that's right. Wow, all right?

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Speaker 1: A button to activate sleep, no Miltonia needed you know

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Speaker 1: One other button. Yeah, it's old miss the fist the doll. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was raised in the streets. I wasn't. I wasn't.

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Speaker 2: I like the way that, like the thirties fifties.

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Speaker 1: But I don't want to hurt my back when I'm

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you ever done that? Jumped off a roof

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Speaker 1: We like we'll just you know, crumple it right, and.

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Speaker 2: That that was enough to break the fall where you

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's like like a metal and wood table

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Speaker 1: Blocking pain once you've established it's not a threat to

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Speaker 1: Rabbits need to get to eat testicle guard. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Ball sack. Yeah, that's that's that's what we need. That's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you never thought of the nadoinium balls? That did you?

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Speaker 1: I got you. I got you. Cup holder.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't even do You want it to have

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Speaker 2: Bruh.

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Speaker 3: No, there's absolutely no way. There's absolutely what what So

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Speaker 3: Too, That's uh, that's a story. I honestly think I

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Speaker 1: But no, you do.

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Speaker 2: Also, why would you do that? You can never get hard?

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Speaker 3: This Oh oh goodness, wow, subscribe, subscribe guys. This is

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Speaker 3: this is, this is what we subject ourselves to for you. Okay,

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Speaker 3: what would be one hundred times worse if it were invisible?

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Speaker 3: Comment your answers below or stitches video, Samuel, Are you

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm ready to take me.

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Speaker 2: It is number one bears that would suck.

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Speaker 1: I'm just imagining these like grunts coming outside your window.

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Speaker 2: Or you're terrifying, just like absolutely atrociously terrifying.

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Speaker 1: You don't like, you don't know where to bang a pan?

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Speaker 1: Like maybe that's way to get rid of bears. Bang pans.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the bear mace.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know about that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know about bear mace.

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Speaker 1: You know about bear mace. No, bear mace is a thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just start spray the only the only dangers you

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Speaker 1: Is not no, not fun, not fun. I don't I

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Speaker 1: But have you been before? No? No, no, But one

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And if you survived, you were part of the Fire Club.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Well frat frat al is pretty.

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Speaker 2: Toilets. What a mess?

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Speaker 3: Imagine invisible toilets. Like, first of all, just like feeling

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and what if someone's like lifted up that you know,

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Speaker 1: Then that's a big circumference. If you're a small person.

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Speaker 3: But dive and ride in it, it's gonna be weird

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Speaker 1: Way And if you sit down, then you're at risk

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Speaker 3: is the water invisible?

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Speaker 3: And then someone else commented, everything is a toilet if

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Speaker 1: That is true. That is true the great outdoors. That's

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Speaker 1: why it's a beautiful thing. Exactly pooping in the ocean,

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Speaker 1: it's a good live birth.

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Speaker 2: Nah.

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Speaker 3: No, that's a no for pooping. As as Randy Jackson

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Speaker 3: once said, that's a note for me dog. Next answer

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Speaker 3: fire see menthol fire, which I guess is right, and

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Speaker 2: That's insane. Yeah, yeah, like the person will be on fire.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the person will be on fire, and like you'll

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Speaker 2: Wow, where'd you learn that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I know all sorts of weird's.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a wild factor.

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Speaker 1: Actually, let's see who can find it.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, look at that. Yeah, the clothes are melting off.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's going crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you stop spraying?

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Speaker 1: Bro?

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Speaker 3: This guy he was going crazy and he stopped like

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Speaker 3: fire hosing him down. It's like, keep me coming next up, traffic,

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Speaker 3: I mean you just you're just getting rex all the time.

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Speaker 2: That's insane.

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Speaker 3: And then someone commented, just below the freeway, the freeway

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Speaker 1: No car traffic. Yeah, but I don't know how if

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: Next answer wasps imagine imagine only being able to hear them.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's around the core. They're everywhere.

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Speaker 2: I hate wasps.

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Speaker 3: Like I had, I had a bunch of dreams about

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Speaker 2: Stuff, or like biting my hand off. I have weird

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Speaker 3: I had a dream the other day that I was

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Speaker 2: What does it mean at this point? I let's get

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Speaker 2: that because I have these types of dreams all the time.

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Speaker 1: So let's peer into John's psyche, not because it's something

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Speaker 3: If something is wrong there, then I'm just completely fucked,

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Speaker 3: Like I'm just completely left.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, WASP. I hate wasps.

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Speaker 3: Wasps are they just don't need to exist. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: I don't. I don't care how whatever pollen they carry.

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Speaker 2: Save the bees. They yes, bees are one argument for

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Speaker 1: But I am man, the bees do enough.

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Speaker 2: The bees do enough.

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Speaker 1: Also, did you know that mosquitoes palling it?

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Speaker 3: Close button on ads, as in never being able to

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Speaker 1: God, I mean that's basically every pop up. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Someone someone just commented below almost true already, which is

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're going to some sketchy movie sites, oh

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Speaker 3: Actually, just the other day, I was trying to access

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Speaker 1: Which is crazy that pornhub doesn't have that movie.

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Speaker 2: True, Pornhub, what are you guys doing?

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Speaker 1: Like, come on, I swear I was searching there for

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Speaker 3: Five hours, like what that's what I was doing searching

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Speaker 2: Next answer toddlers, because it's like they can be insane

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Speaker 2: and also just stepping on them.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it I like stepping on toddlers. Honestly, you'd

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Speaker 2: A cold glass of wine and a top step.

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Speaker 1: Would like I'm kind of feeling a glass of wine

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Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, I mean listen to Hot Takes. That's their steak.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.

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Speaker 2: Next answer skin, Oh skin, Oh you would just see

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Speaker 1: It would be like one of those science tech books.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Skin's all gone and you see that weird

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Speaker 3: Oh so strange. And the last one, this one, this

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Speaker 1: But eyelids that the people just always staring at you,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that's that's way too much.

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Speaker 1: Look into my eyes.

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Speaker 2: That's ways it's way too much. I am seeing your soul.

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Speaker 2: I know what your dreams mean.

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Speaker 3: John, Well, there you go, another another successful as.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But uh, if you haven't already subscribed to describe baby.

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 3: You know what makes your life one hundred times worse

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Speaker 3: not being described to our channel.

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Speaker 1: Damn straight, baby, damn straight, damn freakin throat