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Speaker 1: Text you will heal then textual.

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Speaker 2: You know, most people have ten fingers, but if there's

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Speaker 2: an emergency and you need an eleventh to get the

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Speaker 2: job done texting, of course, then you've come to the

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Speaker 2: right place.

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Speaker 1: With textual healing finger we are if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: it before.

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Speaker 2: It's basically our way to help out our listeners who

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Speaker 2: need a little bit of advice on what to say

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Speaker 2: in a text conversation. And So, who's today's honored guest

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Speaker 2: that needs our magical eleventh finger.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Valerie. Valerie, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hi, She's not creeped out by it.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what finger you need.

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Speaker 2: So Valerie, tell us a little bit about a situation

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Speaker 2: that you're dealing with and how we can help heal

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Speaker 2: you textually.

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Speaker 1: Of course.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to need the healing. So I met

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Speaker 4: this guy Tom at a happy hour. He's my friend's coworker,

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Speaker 4: and you know, he was a nice guy and everything.

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Speaker 2: I mean.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't necessarily attracted to him, but I guess my

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Speaker 4: friend thought it was a good idea to get him

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Speaker 4: my number when he asked for it. So that's what happens.

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Speaker 4: Your number, Yes, without asking my permission, and then I

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Speaker 4: got a random test.

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Speaker 1: Okay, oh yeah, that's always What did he say?

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Speaker 4: So he asked me out? I was like my initial

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Speaker 4: thought was like, that was really nice, But I know

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Speaker 4: this sound's kind of shallow, but I'm really cute, Like

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Speaker 4: I'm hot. I get a lot of guys after me,

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Speaker 4: so I'm I'm used to it, and he's not really

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Speaker 4: and then I just waved possible.

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Speaker 3: You could have just led with he's not my type.

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Speaker 3: The confidence I do and I like that, but we

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Speaker 3: probably don't need to tell him that, like I'm hotter

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Speaker 3: than you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so is that what you need our help with

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Speaker 2: to let him down?

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Speaker 4: Well, I guess a little deeper. So I decided to

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Speaker 4: just lie to him. I don't want to be like, hey,

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Speaker 4: you're a few years older than me, I'm not really

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Speaker 3: Didn't you say, alexis is that brutal?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't say it to him. Yeah, No, I just

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Speaker 4: went the route of like, oh, I'm really sick, maybe

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Speaker 4: some other time. And then a week later, like clockwork,

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Speaker 4: he messaged me again and asked me for drinks for

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I think you're getting confused with like calling

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Speaker 2: Ate.

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Speaker 4: Well, I took whatever excuse I could think of, because

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Speaker 4: you know, I thought that was the easier way out.

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Speaker 4: And now I'm just in a little deep because I

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Speaker 5: What.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, So first you were sick and now

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Speaker 4: It happened, right, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Next you're in jail.

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Speaker 1: The hurricane's happening. I can't so we're doing damage control.

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Speaker 4: Then, well it gets more complicated, guys, Oh no, what

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Speaker 4: what happened? Oh? Well, so I guested my friend and

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Speaker 4: I was like, here's what's going on. I like this guy,

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Speaker 4: And she's like, well he's really really rich.

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Speaker 3: Oh like just a heads up that changes things.

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Speaker 4: And then I did what every girl would do and

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Speaker 4: just googled his name, and I found out that he's

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, relating hairline just got hot.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's actually a company that like anybody that

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Speaker 2: After you found out that now he's super rich, now

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Speaker 4: So now I'm totally interested.

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait, so like now you can be attracted to him?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it works like that, broke, I know sounds it doesn't.

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Speaker 3: Work like that in my head. Okay, So we're moving

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Speaker 1: Money is an attractive thing. Yeah, apparently power.

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Speaker 3: Well, but do you still have to have sex with it?

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Speaker 3: Like I don't know, close your eyes. It just it

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Speaker 4: And I just want to say something. He's not the

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Speaker 4: but the money took him to another level. You girl

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Speaker 3: I got you?

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Speaker 4: So I made it even worse and I tested him

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Speaker 4: again and I was like, oh my god, you won't

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Speaker 1: Wow, Oh, so now you're free just kidding, She's fine.

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Speaker 3: But you honestly told that my aunt woke up in

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Speaker 4: I even used the emoji.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, that family is burying their aunt alive.

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Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. How does he respond

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Speaker 4: He actually hasn't responded yet.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It feel really dumb, and I really want to go

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Speaker 4: on a date, and now I got myself in trouble.

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Speaker 4: I have no idea what to say him. Why you

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, you have dug us a giant hole

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Speaker 3: But we're doing a follow up text and my aunt

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean I think you just need to

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: No, honestly, I think you probably at this point just

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Speaker 2: need to own up to what you've done and just

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Speaker 2: say that like it was a joke.

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Speaker 3: That's what I was thinking. I was thinking, a joke. Sorry,

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Speaker 3: just say sorry. I have a dark sense of humor

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Speaker 2: Sorry, bad joke, you know, But it's so random it

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Speaker 1: It does, yeah, like you can get away.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, actually that's that's what I was thinking

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Speaker 2: To say that just what sorry, bad joke and like

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Speaker 3: Face okay, okay, and you could even add that was

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Speaker 3: a lot funnier in my head. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: Somebody knew, like if it was like one of your besties, you.

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Speaker 3: Totally they know your sense of humor totally sending that.

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Speaker 4: Oh I sent it, I send it already.

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Speaker 6: Okay, okay, so now we wait, all right, well that's good.

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Speaker 6: Now this is at least he can you know, just say, well, okay,

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Speaker 2: I'll say, ha ha ha weird weird read on your

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry to interrupt you guys that wait, there's dus already.

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Speaker 1: Okay, he's texting back.

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Speaker 3: Whoa he didn't repay to the first.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry. Oh my god, he said, wait,

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Speaker 4: where you're joking that your aunt woke up in the

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Speaker 3: Just say, just say all of.

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Speaker 1: It, all of it, all of it.

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Speaker 2: Know you think, Yeah, I'm a huge liar. You can't

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Speaker 6: No, No, you want to say she was in the hospital,

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Speaker 6: but she's one hundred percent better now you never mind.

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Speaker 1: Just say I'm joking about her waking up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, save that the dead ant like, if they still free,

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Speaker 3: Yeah you can.

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Speaker 2: You can at least get a date if you still

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Speaker 2: have a dead aunt. You can't get a date. If

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Speaker 3: About the whole I know you want to date if

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Speaker 3: you haven't done, so what what if you just don't

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Speaker 3: go into specifics about what you were joking about. Just say, no,

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Speaker 3: the aunt waking up, but I am free this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Just move it past to the next part of the conversation,

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Speaker 2: trying not to stick too long.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think of that, Valerie, What do you think?

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Speaker 4: No, I think that sounds good, because, like, I'm not

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Speaker 4: going to do well if he keeps trying to get details.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what brand of coffin did she wake up?

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Speaker 6: In I just bought the company.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so I wrote I was joking about the waking

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Speaker 3: A smiley face.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sent all right, so that suns out. We need

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Speaker 1: to go to break real quick. So we're going to

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Speaker 1: play a song.

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Speaker 2: We'll come back and see how millionaire billionaire Tom responds

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Speaker 2: when we do more textual healing. Next, we're in the

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Speaker 2: middle of textual healing with one of our listeners named Valerie,

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Speaker 2: and she's trying to get a date with a guy

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Speaker 2: that she's kind of blown off twice already, but then

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Speaker 2: she found out that he's loaded into the air to

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Speaker 1: Apparently that's her.

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Speaker 2: Number one love language. So right now, she's trying to

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Speaker 2: back out of the second excuse that she used, which

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Speaker 2: was her aunt passed away tragically. Yeah, so we're in

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Speaker 2: the middle of backing out of that, and the last

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Speaker 2: text that she sent she said she was joking about

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Speaker 2: her family member waking up in a coffin. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: but said, hey, I'm still down to clown this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Don't know if that's really the best way to handle this,

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Speaker 2: but you know what, let's see if the guy responded, Valerie,

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Speaker 2: has he sent anything back?

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Speaker 3: He did? Okay, God, okay, we ended on a real

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Speaker 3: big positive that you were free.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Well he's very curious because he's like, okay, question mark,

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Speaker 4: question mark, question mark. So what happened to the funeral?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Why would he ask that? Why? Why did you have

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Speaker 3: to tell you? Why couldn't you have just said you're

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Speaker 3: busy like every other human on the planet would have said, and.

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Speaker 2: Get those hands like me, you want to get a

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Speaker 2: time machine and reverse and go back and read the

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Speaker 2: text she sent me. Look, I think we're dealing with

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Speaker 2: the air to a mega fortune here. So during the break,

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Speaker 2: I actually looked up how to attract a rich guy

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Speaker 2: and lots of dating experts wait in But I liked

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Speaker 2: one comment from plug but sixty two, who said, get

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Speaker 2: a boob job.

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Speaker 3: They always tell me that, I'm like, do I have to?

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Speaker 3: No better ways are out?

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Speaker 2: But seriously, one of the experts really said, rich men

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Speaker 3: Like funerals with.

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Speaker 2: Funerals, taking a class, you know, being social with their

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Speaker 3: Is this like pride and prejudice?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're dealing with rich elite men.

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Speaker 3: Okay, they give what's a rich man?

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Speaker 1: I've never had, Valerie.

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Speaker 4: I mean I do like rock climbing, and I mean

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Speaker 4: I could actually say, hey, that's how my aunt died.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, we need to be.

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Speaker 3: The past and you just you just have to say

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Speaker 1: Valors that she was joking.

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 1: She was seventy four.

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Speaker 2: That's why she's got a very dry, very raw.

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Speaker 1: Sense of Yeah. I like it, Valerie, it's not good.

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Speaker 3: Well, you have to address the funeral first, right in

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Speaker 3: Just leave up general.

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Speaker 4: I was actually thinking maybe I can tell him the

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Speaker 3: I feel like most people wouldn't want to take you

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Speaker 1: Fun people would.

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Speaker 2: Like to go out on a date after wear a

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Speaker 3: Like a time. Yeah, like, oh, the funerals earlier than

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Speaker 1: It Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that.

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Speaker 3: When you lie, you don't want to give specifics because

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Speaker 3: then you're gonna have to remember specifics and that's bad.

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Speaker 4: Well, this is why I'm coming to you, guys. Okay,

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Speaker 4: clearly I'm not good at this, So I can just

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Speaker 3: Just say earlier than I thought. I'm still free to

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, the funerals earlier than I thought, I'm actually

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Speaker 2: And kissing emoji no, okay, okay, drink drink emoji, Martini

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Speaker 3: I don't think any emojis.

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Speaker 4: Okay, did you did that one?

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Speaker 3: It would be double smiling.

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Speaker 1: Did you put an emoji on that Valerie?

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Speaker 4: I didn't. I feel like I said emojis for like everything.

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Speaker 2: When she's emoji, pilot, clothes on the floor, emoji everything. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Jose, what's your strategy? How do you get a rich girl?

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Speaker 1: Rich girl? I have no idea.

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Speaker 6: I get younger girls that are broke and that have

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Speaker 6: I wanted you yourself from their phone. I'm a comedian

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Speaker 6: and they're like, oh gross ones. Remember I asked her

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Speaker 6: a comedian. Y'all talk about your girlfriends on stage, which

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Speaker 3: Yeah, are you trying to talk to us?

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Speaker 6: Sorry?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Oh my god, Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: What did he write back?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? So he goes, I'm actually jetting out Saturday afternoon.

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Speaker 4: I'll be gone for a month, but I wouldn't mind

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Speaker 4: going with you to the funeral to offer some support.

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Speaker 3: This guy will not get off of the funeral get

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: Okay, he taught her and he wants proof. He suspects something,

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Speaker 3: and he's like, no, no, your family is really private.

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Speaker 3: Your family is very private. They are weird, weird religious

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Speaker 2: No details, super, I mean he can't come your your

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Speaker 4: Funerals everyone's allowed to or anything.

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Speaker 3: No, you don't take a date to a funeral. Tell

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Speaker 4: I really feel like I need to connect with him, though,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, what are you gonna do kill your aunt

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Speaker 4: That's not a terrible idea, Like not the killing my

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Speaker 4: like a funeral, like I'll find some you know, old

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Speaker 4: like I'll start crying, I'll dress all of black all that,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind this yeah, And then you don't.

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Speaker 2: It's not like you have to go and talk to

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Speaker 1: You just have to pop in real quickly. Like I can't.

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Speaker 3: I can't.

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Speaker 1: I love her too much. I have to leave. Put

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Speaker 4: Wear sunglasses. I do, wear like really big sunglasses, and

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Speaker 1: Are you sure you don't want to just kill your

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Speaker 1: rand It might be easy.

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Speaker 3: You're going to funeral crash. I mean, at one point,

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Speaker 3: you know a lot of people may be offended by that,

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Speaker 3: but if it was at my funeral, I'd be cool

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, especially if I was.

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Speaker 3: The dead one. I think it'd be cool.

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Speaker 1: Especially if a billionaire shows up to your funeral. That

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Speaker 3: Important because it just adds a little mystery to the

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Speaker 6: I'm not the only one getting stipped down here.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I hate to say this, I'm kind of

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Speaker 4: I think this is just the easiest thing. Guys, Like,

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Speaker 5: Hole and no pun intended, and I really don't want

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Speaker 5: because he can go off and just meet someone else

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Speaker 3: Okay, when you're looking at the obituaries, just find someone

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Speaker 4: Okay. I mean, what do you guys thinking if I

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Speaker 3: Is this a moral thing that we shouldn't cross into bad?

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Speaker 2: There's nothing bad about attending somebody's funeral more than talk

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Speaker 6: I agree, if she can like not finesse.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta find someone that's well loved though, so

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Speaker 3: there's lots of people there. You don't want to show

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Speaker 2: So I mean I think you have our support, Valerie,

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Speaker 2: to go out. Just find a funeral, attend it for

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Speaker 1: Just go on your date with mister billionaire.

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Speaker 3: If you give us an update, yes, I like.

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Speaker 1: That, we need it. Or national news and we'll get

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Speaker 1: an update. Yes, come back and tell us what happened.

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Speaker 4: I promise I will let you know what happens. I

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Speaker 3: Big Okay, right now, just text him, okay, I'll send

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Speaker 3: you the info later. Plan on it Saturday morning.

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Speaker 4: Okay, he wants to go to a funeral

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning