1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:02,440 Speaker 1: All right, nephew, what you got time for the prank 2 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:07,560 Speaker 1: phone call shirling? It's time to baptize some people. It's 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 1: called mobile baptismal pool mobile baptisma. We come to you 4 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: and you ignorant, you do come to your house and baptize. 5 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 1: That's what we do. H Hello, Hello, I'm trying to 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 1: reach a mister Wilson. You doing? How you doing? My 7 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: name is brother springwater Man. Listen we uh we we 8 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: got paid to actually come by and do some services 9 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,919 Speaker 1: to for for you by some friends of yours, and 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 1: we wanted to actually call and see about scheduling and 11 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:47,360 Speaker 1: see what you had available. Uh, some some services. What 12 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,839 Speaker 1: y'all plan on crism grad What you do? What kind 13 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: of services? Your head? Actually, sir, You've got some friends 14 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: that have actually spent a great amount of money on you. 15 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 1: And what we do is um we have a Baptismal 16 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,120 Speaker 1: Own Wheels servant and what we do is we go 17 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 1: and we um we baptize people at their home. And 18 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: Baptismal Wheels has been its a new um company, but 19 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: we've we've baptized over a thousand people. Now we have 20 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 1: a truck which actually has a baptismal pool on the 21 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,039 Speaker 1: back of it, and we actually come to your home 22 00:01:21,120 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: and we will baptize you in your driveway and and 23 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 1: make you hold again. So we hostess brother water brother 24 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:34,479 Speaker 1: friend again. I'm sorry, I Fringwater springwater. What you wanted 25 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: to come to my house and give me a baptism 26 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:39,120 Speaker 1: in my front yard. We want to baptize you right 27 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 1: there in your drive where your friends are paid for 28 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 1: the services, and my friend friend will pay for me 29 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,319 Speaker 1: to get backtized. Man, I've think baptized are already well 30 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: from our understanding, sir that but then that you you 31 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 1: had some some bumps and bruises and and and they 32 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:56,320 Speaker 1: seem to believe that you need to be Washington coming again. 33 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 1: I mean, that's all good, that's all. That's all. It's 34 00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: all good. But I mean things are I mean, think 35 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 1: be that matter that it made? Man, I mean I've 36 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: been baptized, I go to church. You know, me and 37 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: the Lord don't have no problems. I mean, we all 38 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,120 Speaker 1: have a setbacks. But for you to pull up with 39 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 1: your pool in front of my house to say you've 40 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 1: been a baptize me, that that doesn't make any sense 41 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 1: to me. Doc. I mean, sometimes when some people are 42 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,360 Speaker 1: not able to go to the house of the Lord 43 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: and get baptized. You know, we're making a lot more 44 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 1: convenient for you, but we can actually need no convenience. 45 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: I don't need no convenience. What I need convenience for 46 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,640 Speaker 1: you asking me to come to my house on a 47 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: Tuesday to baptize me in my driveway? Does that make 48 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 1: any sense to you? Brother water? I mean, come on, 49 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: if you really sit back and think about it, does 50 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 1: that make any sense to you? Further? First of all, 51 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: so that brother spring water. But what I'm trying to 52 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 1: what I'm trying to see the water is holy water, 53 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 1: spring water. It doesn't make no difference to me. You 54 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: can't come to my neighborhood and baptize me in front 55 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 1: of mine house. Sir? What is all that? I ain't 56 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,600 Speaker 1: your boy? This is this is what your friends are 57 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 1: talking about. That you don't give me damn what my 58 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 1: prayers are telling you. Man and anybody which which one 59 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 1: of my friends don't recommend you to come to my 60 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 1: damn house. So I'm and I don't, dude, let's make that. 61 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: You don't even make any sense to me, you understand. 62 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 1: So I'm not I'm not at any Liberty to tell 63 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:23,920 Speaker 1: you who actually, uh, I was between the Liberties because 64 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:26,399 Speaker 1: of my damn house that baptized me, which you can't 65 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 1: tell me. Who the hell I'm gonna see you, but 66 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: you're not there? What may come on? You don't even 67 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,360 Speaker 1: come on that that makes sense for you? God, come on, 68 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: that doesn't make any no where in the world. I'm 69 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,680 Speaker 1: gonna allow you to come and bring your pool in 70 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 1: front of my house and baptize me. Then I'm asking 71 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: you ask as you supposed to be a pastor, you 72 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: supposed to be backtized. I'm asking you, okay, what's a 73 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:47,880 Speaker 1: friend of mine is sending you to you know, letting 74 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: you know I need to be done here out at 75 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 1: Liberty to all I wanted to. Basically, I've already been paid. 76 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: I'm coming. I don't take a chance baptizing me. I 77 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: am backtime. I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in 78 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: your driveway. Man, I tell you, if you come to 79 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,119 Speaker 1: the hot house and front of my drive you better 80 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 1: bring the old congregation. You understand, you better bringing the deacons, 81 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: the brothers, the sisters, and then my head as you 82 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 1: think how many got ties them? This is the problem. 83 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,760 Speaker 1: This is what your friends are talking about. This is 84 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: why you need to be baptized and cleansed again and 85 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 1: washed in the blood of the lamp. This is what's wrong. 86 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 1: You need to be cleans That's what's wrong with you. 87 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:29,479 Speaker 1: Mister Wilton. What's wroblems me? Now? What's wrong with you? 88 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 1: Was call me in the middle my horse day telling 89 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,040 Speaker 1: me I need to be back high in front of 90 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: my house. If I need to be BACKTIF don't get 91 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: some only water, I go down to the church. I 92 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,679 Speaker 1: don't need you come in front of my house. All churkers. 93 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: We are your fraiders from white sheeps talking about to 94 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,599 Speaker 1: one a ba athlete. That for MoMA understanding, from my understanding, 95 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: for my understanding, mister Wilson, you missed two sound is 96 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 1: already this month sun this Sola. I can't go anywhere 97 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,800 Speaker 1: and get the water. I don't need you coming head 98 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: because you tell him I missed two damn Sundays. I 99 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,360 Speaker 1: don't miss this funding too to the fall. I ain't 100 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,880 Speaker 1: coming off, sir. All I know is I've been paid 101 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 1: to do a job. I will be there Tuesday morning 102 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: at seven o'clock and we will baptize you before you 103 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 1: go to work on two before you would I tell 104 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 1: you what you curting my seven o'clock in the morning. 105 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: I swear on your lord, I'm gonna bust you. You 106 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,080 Speaker 1: understand me. You were not cutting my house, telling me 107 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 1: you would a backtipe. Now, I don't give a dam 108 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: who paid you. You understand I was trying your in 109 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,520 Speaker 1: awards matter steps out from you, your teachers, everybody else. 110 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:31,360 Speaker 1: We're gonna have wool prot you. That you understand. I'm 111 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:36,159 Speaker 1: as of this anger and all of this, these problems 112 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,480 Speaker 1: you have within you. We are going to burge your 113 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,560 Speaker 1: body and get it out your system. I want your plea. 114 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 1: I tell you, I told you like a swing one's brother, 115 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:50,480 Speaker 1: rain water, you gonna get baptized on Tuesday morning. I'm 116 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 1: gonna give a dam who pays you, who called you pring? 117 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna you know I can't kill you. 118 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna trying, y'all side. I got one more thing 119 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:00,040 Speaker 1: I want to say to you when you listen. I 120 00:06:00,279 --> 00:06:03,280 Speaker 1: gotta that's not I'm business. You ain't got to say 121 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:05,720 Speaker 1: to me. I gotta go. You understand you ain't a 122 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 1: little little man. I want to say to you as 123 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: you listening to me what this is, nephew Tommy from 124 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,760 Speaker 1: the Steve Harby Morning. So you just got pranked by 125 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:23,040 Speaker 1: your boy Mason. Hello, man, let me check y'all something. Man, 126 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,359 Speaker 1: let me tell you something boy, y'all y'all was about 127 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,600 Speaker 1: bridle man, I said, head man, I was about to 128 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 1: act a fool on y'all because y'all would have showed 129 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 1: him at by crib. You're saying me, what, Timmy, y'all 130 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 1: ain't got just better to do. Didn't sit around here 131 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:46,559 Speaker 1: and just with people during their day. Man. I ain't 132 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 1: never thought y'all could give me with this. Hey, who 133 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: the hell goes around betide of people? All? That's like 134 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: middles are will y'all baptized people with a poll on 135 00:06:56,640 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 1: the back? Fifty? Will? I got? I ask you something, 136 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land? Man? 137 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,920 Speaker 1: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show. See, 138 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: that's how you baptize somebody forget going to church now 139 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 1: exactly when they don't make it to the church. You know, 140 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: we bring the baptismal to you right out. That's actually 141 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 1: a good idea, da man. Yeah, we'll baptize you go 142 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,000 Speaker 1: to work in the morning. Yeah, and get your get 143 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: your save on, we get to save on right there, 144 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 1: we cleanse you right there. They won't We won't you 145 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: do it? Yeah? He will and will he won't. Thank 146 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,119 Speaker 1: you ne you. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. My man says, 147 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 1: I went from WAP to hop. We'll get into it 148 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.