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Speaker 1: You hear me your confession, I can't take back arms speak.

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Speaker 2: We got a text into seventy eight five nine to

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Speaker 2: two that says I dumped my ex after he cheated

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Speaker 2: on me. He of course fully denied it, but I

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Speaker 2: broke it off. Wasn't until a month later I realized

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Speaker 2: he only cheated in a dream. I had no life

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Speaker 2: to realize that, but I never admitted it. I'd rather

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Speaker 2: stay broken up than admit to that. I have heard

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Speaker 2: it's healthy to let the secret truth fester inside until

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Speaker 2: something beautiful blossoms.

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Speaker 3: Out of it. Specifically, I think so.

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Speaker 2: But you know what, if you ever do want to

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Speaker 2: expose them to the open air, you can always come

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Speaker 2: here on the mass speaker and tell us. And one

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Speaker 2: of our listeners is ready to admit to something that

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Speaker 2: she did in her past or her present. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: All I know is she's chosen to use the fake

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Speaker 2: name Danielle. So Danielle, welcome.

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Speaker 3: Well, hello, oh, hello, Danielle. How are you feeling.

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Speaker 1: I'm nervous. I have to get this off my chest.

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Speaker 3: So okay, well, this is a good place to do it.

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Speaker 2: Yep, the voice changer is activated. You are now the

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Speaker 2: mass speaker, Danielle, whenever you're ready, tell us your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I work for an NBA.

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Speaker 4: Team, and who my husband already has a crush on you.

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Speaker 3: He wants to know if you can get him in

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Speaker 3: on a game.

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Speaker 1: Well, don't make that much money because my job's not

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Speaker 1: that important. But okay, I gotta go to all the games.

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Speaker 1: I get to sit right in front where everybody else

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Speaker 1: is a courtside. It's awesome.

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Speaker 5: Shoes like a locker room attendant would be cool. Or

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Speaker 5: like one of the people that wipes the floor now,

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Speaker 5: which I think is what you may do.

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Speaker 2: Who's the person that just smacks their butts before they

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Speaker 2: go out onto the.

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Speaker 3: Sure you can't.

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Speaker 2: That's not like a full time job or full time

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Speaker 2: butt smackers.

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Speaker 4: My husband will join a league with you, start a

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Speaker 4: union or something together.

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Speaker 1: What do you do, Danielle, Well, I do hand out.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that sounds like a dream job.

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Speaker 3: It's like being a ball boy for.

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Speaker 5: For MLB or a bad boy.

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Speaker 3: You get to see the players. Do you think rich

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Speaker 3: sweat is less stinky?

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Speaker 2: It's cool with everyone?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Hell is it? It's not bad. I mean I

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Speaker 1: hand out the towels. That's the visiting teams. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I had this brilliant idea, tell me what you

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Speaker 1: think I mean, some people might flown upon it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: But a couple of years ago I started doing something.

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Speaker 1: If there's a really big, famous player, really good if

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Speaker 1: he use a towel to draw out the sweat and

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Speaker 1: give it to me, I say that I put in

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Speaker 1: a plastic bag.

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Speaker 4: Are you selling it or are you just keeping it

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Speaker 4: for yourself in some weird closet at home.

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Speaker 1: Well, I have a storage locker, and I've got hundreds

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Speaker 1: of them in my storage locker.

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Speaker 3: Must smell so bad? Is this like what you do

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Speaker 3: is like your memento from the game for yourself?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, I have a plan. They're labeled

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Speaker 1: with dates, all stars, future Hall of Famers and Neil.

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Speaker 3: You know, you don't have to whisper when you're talking.

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Speaker 5: To It's like someone behind you listening, like the president

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Speaker 5: of the team's like, what are you saying?

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Speaker 1: You never know? Well, I'm just gonna say that if

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Speaker 1: I'm ever out of a job, I can sell them

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Speaker 1: like an eBay or an auction.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's the plan.

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Speaker 3: Is there a market for that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, like Elvis person's hair a lot is going

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Speaker 1: for like seventy five thousand, and I'm thinking I could

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Speaker 1: sell my whole thing a towels from like two hundred thousands.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, Oh like lump them all together like a

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Speaker 2: set of sweaty towels.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, am I bad?

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Speaker 3: I think you're bad. I don't see like this huge problem.

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Speaker 4: I mean maybe the players would feel like it's a violation,

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Speaker 4: right because they're trusting you with something that's kind of personal.

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Speaker 4: I don't even know, Like if someone was selling a

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Speaker 4: sweat towel of mine, I'd be like, go for it.

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Speaker 4: Can I get a cut?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 5: I'm sure you can agree or at least confirm this.

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Speaker 5: And if your team found out you were doing this,

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Speaker 5: you would be fired.

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Speaker 1: Oh in a heartbeat.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like you need to start sneaking pictures

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Speaker 4: of them actually use the towel for like some sort

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Speaker 4: of you know, authenticity or something, or.

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Speaker 5: After every game, like, hey, guys, I want to play

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Speaker 5: a fun game. Sign these towels.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know?

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Speaker 2: What is the person with you said you keep them

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Speaker 2: all on a storage locker? What do they think of

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Speaker 2: you just bringing a whole bunch of sweaty towels in there.

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Speaker 1: Well, they don't know about it.

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Speaker 3: You've seen storage locker worse, there's much much worse.

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Speaker 1: You're a normal person.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the storage, it's only sweat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, did you get sued? Do you think if you

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Speaker 3: sold them after you?

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Speaker 4: I mean, like, obviously right now you can get fired,

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Speaker 4: but you're not planning to do it until you quit.

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Speaker 3: So could you get sued?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Like I know, famous people go get

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Speaker 1: their hair cut and they take the hair home with

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Speaker 1: them because they don't want people doing that they do.

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Speaker 4: Oh really, I thought they were just because they were

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Speaker 4: really conceited and they were making hair dolls out.

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Speaker 3: Of their own hair. That's your level.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how long do you plan on doing this before

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Speaker 2: you start selling?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I've been doing it for two years,

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Speaker 1: so I figure a few more years.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's actually smart. I mean they're gonna get more valuable,

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Speaker 5: just like a card would time.

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Speaker 2: The better the players get now some.

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Speaker 3: Of them are not too good. I also feel like

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Speaker 3: the market's hot right now.

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Speaker 4: My husband's really into NBA trading basketball cards, Like, now's

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Speaker 4: the time you die.

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Speaker 2: Some of these I know in five years Brooks like,

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Speaker 2: why do we have a hundred sweaty towels.

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Speaker 4: It probably be a better investment than some of the cards.

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Speaker 1: And think about it. What if somebody unfortunately dies and

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Speaker 1: then I'm really in the money? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Is that you just slip that you're not also in

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Speaker 3: charge of the gate rad are you?

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Speaker 4: Daniel?

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Speaker 5: She puts one of the sweaty towels over their mouth.

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Speaker 2: We should stop giving her ideas and just wish her luck,

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Speaker 2: so which reminds me.

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Speaker 5: By the way, Jeff, I have a towel.

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Speaker 3: I need you to use that second.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wipe your foreheads.

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Speaker 3: It's not gonna be worth anything.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're right next in the seven eighty five nine two.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: will hydra Edity mask your voice and make you the

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