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Speaker 2: Loof Mona hangs Picassos in women's toilet in response to

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Speaker 1: Okay, good, I thought it was like the Mona Lisa.

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Speaker 1: making things happen. Uh. We'll get ready for what can

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Speaker 1: only be described as the masterpiece we call Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Do World, Would you believe.

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Speaker 3: Your mindsillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you.

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Speaker 3: Bana by banana, Bana guys, gowns, non binary pals, Welcome

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Speaker 3: to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I am sitting across and looking directly at the number

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Speaker 2: entire universe, Scotti Landist.

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad you said universe because I'm sitting across

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Speaker 1: from the king of the Galaxy, the Big Banana, one

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Speaker 1: my guy. Kurt Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: We are here to give you the very educational podcast

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Speaker 2: I'm so dumbest news in the world. Learn people learn

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Speaker 2: on this podcast, Scottie, we got.

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Speaker 1: Hot takes, we got hot tips. We're just in it

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Speaker 1: very the top thanks everybody who's been leaving us five

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Speaker 2: It is is very cool. And we had Scott and

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Speaker 2: I had a very exciting meeting yesterday. Oh yeah, with

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Speaker 2: And we're beginning to formulate kind of the run of

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Speaker 1: Oh we got some good stuff. I mean, there's gonna

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Speaker 1: But there's also some events. These are things again, write

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Speaker 2: It's Mona hangs Picassos and women's toilet in response to

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Speaker 1: I want to be taken to the New Zealand Disputes Tribunal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, New Zealand's cool. We gotta go, which deals with

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Speaker 1: It concluded that foreign agreement to be enforceable quote, there

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Speaker 1: be that they cannot be compensated for that loss. Right,

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00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 1: That's how life works. It's not always fair. The referee

434
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 1: also found that the nature of the promises were.

435
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 2: Referee he's called a referee instead of a judge's atribunal referee.

436
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, the is a soccer match or a

437
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:18,120
Speaker 1: lady foot locker. Yeah, this is cool. The referee found

438
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: the nature of the promises were exchange as a normal

439
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 1: give and take in an intimate relationship, and fell short

440
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 1: of being a contract. That is right. Sometimes you just

441
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: ask for a favor. That is what relationships are. As

442
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 1: I have found out that the parties made their agreement

443
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 1: in the context of their friendship. Cl has not shown

444
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: she is entitled to the order that she seeks. Her

445
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: claim is dismissed.

446
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Speaker 3: Wow.

447
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 2: I wonder if in that court was just her going

448
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 2: he didn't do it, and him going I didn't want to. Yes,

449
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 2: she just yelling at each other.

450
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: Yes, children six and a half years. That's amazing, dude,

451
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: that it is very convenient when somebody picks you up

452
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: for the airport. It is a true sign of friendship.

453
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 1: But also from my side of the table, I don't

454
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: want to inconvenience anybody into doing it. So my sign

455
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 1: of friendship is I don't ask.

456
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's also a sign of love to not ask

457
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 2: your partner to do that.

458
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was going to Costa Rica and this is

459
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: a big travel one for me, going to Costa Rican

460
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: Belize years ago, ten years ago, and I put on

461
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: social media. I guess I was probably Facebook at the time, like, Hey,

462
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 1: I'm going away for a month. Instead of parking at

463
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: the airport, well, somebody give me a ride for one

464
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, like a friend and this young writer that

465
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,000
Speaker 1: I knew took me. She was like, I would love to.

466
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: And then I was like great, She's like, you don't

467
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 1: have to pay me. I was like, well, let me

468
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: buy you dinner. So we went to dinner before I

469
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,439
Speaker 1: got on this red eye to fly.

470
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 2: And she told me, where'd you do dinner? Where'd you

471
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 2: go to dinner?

472
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 1: Over by the airport in El Segundo at a place

473
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Speaker 1: cool I'll think of it. It was very fun and

474
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: it was nice, and I later found out that she

475
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 1: only did it to piss off her boyfriend. Really what

476
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: like two years ago. She was like, wasn't that crazy

477
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: when I gave you that ride the airport. I was like,

478
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 1: that was so nice, and she was like, I was

479
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 1: just fighting with SO and so we'll say c L.

480
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: I was fighting with cl at the time and he

481
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: didn't want He thought it was weird for me to

482
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: offer it, but you were so nice to me on

483
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 1: set or whatever. And I was like, well, it was

484
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: a big favor, and I did offer one hundred dollars.

485
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I did it for free, just to

486
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, gave Scotty we went to dinner, just

487
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: used me to piss him off. So they're not together anymore. Also,

488
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: I guess they didn't need a tribunal for that one,

489
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: But I do like the idea of basically instigating a

490
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: breakup over a favor.

491
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone else, speaking of out by the Airport, I

492
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 2: would like to point people in the direction of a

493
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 2: podcast that I did with my wife Lauren Cook, who

494
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:15,679
Speaker 2: everyone knows from the podcast. It's called Wedlock. There's six episodes.

495
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 2: It was on Audible, so I think you can get

496
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: it on audible still, but it's called Wedlock, and I

497
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 2: believe in our final episode, in our sixth episode, I

498
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 2: think it's a very good podcast, the very highly well edited.

499
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 2: We do a lot of crazy stuff. We go to

500
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,880
Speaker 2: a newdist camp and we get naked and walk around

501
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 2: and talk to naked people. We go watch bonobos have

502
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 2: sex like thirty times a day. And one of the

503
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 2: final things we did was, oh, I don't know if

504
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 2: we ever released this episode, no, get it out there.

505
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 2: There is an episode. Yeah, I think I have the audio.

506
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 2: I might be able to just put it out. We

507
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 2: went to this place, Lax Sanctuary Lax, which is a

508
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 2: U what would you call it, like like BDSM dungeon

509
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 2: out by the Airport and it's specifically out by the

510
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 2: airport for like businessmen who were flying in and out

511
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 2: of LA to like go and hire a madam to.

512
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 1: Like get dominated for a little while.

513
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was like and so we went and

514
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 2: like had a tour of this entire complex by a madam,

515
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 2: all being recorded the entire time, and it's a crazy

516
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 2: fucking episode. Like I think I get strapped to a

517
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 2: cross and people are zapping me, like electrocuting me.

518
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: I've seen that. Yeah, I've seen people have that happen.

519
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: I had a dominatrix whip me at a party in

520
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: Brooklyn once, and I get it. I totally get it. Yeah.

521
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 1: I mean it was in the middle of the party.

522
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: I didn't go into like a separate room or whatever,

523
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: and I don't even I think she did have like

524
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: a safe word, but she was basically just as Dominatrix

525
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 1: in an otherwise Brooklyn party. And then she you know,

526
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: said bendover or whatever, and I did, because I'm a

527
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: willing sport that she like whipped me pretty hard twice.

528
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I see that this is

529
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: provoking a response. I don't know if it's an erection,

530
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: but something inside me is growing. And I was like,

531
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: I'm good. You know whatever banjo I said, like the

532
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: safety word, like banjo to that banjo, everybody heard that.

533
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go drink more natural ice. Cool that you

534
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,959
Speaker 1: went there, and how long were you actually in that space?

535
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: Was it? Oh?

536
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 2: Yes, it's big. There's multiple different rooms and there's even

537
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 2: one room which is like an interrogation room with it

538
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 2: with literally a swinging light and you can strap someone

539
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 2: to like a table that you're interrogating them on. And

540
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 2: I was just like and at that point when we

541
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 2: went to the interrogation room, I was like, oh, this

542
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 2: is like sex improv yeah, which is And they call

543
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 2: them scenes. They call them scenes, and it's like, oh okay,

544
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 2: like you guys are doing just sexy you know, theater games.

545
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 2: And like all of a sudden, it kind of like

546
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 2: made more sense to me. Then I was like, ah,

547
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 2: I see, okay.

548
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: There's play involved. There's role play and play anders that's fun. Sure,

549
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: it's a it's a true escape. Yeah. And then you

550
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: get on your flight and you have five back to

551
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: Toledo and presume your job as the day manager at

552
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: office depot, and that's totally respectable. You want to tease

553
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: us into some thumbs ups. Oh sure, I have four

554
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: really good ones.

555
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,719
Speaker 2: I got two here, okay. Ooh, I want to hear

556
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 2: about British spies or do you want to hear about

557
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 2: the Portland pickles British spies.

558
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: I know a little bit about the pickles. I got

559
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:57,959
Speaker 1: a pickles hat nearby.

560
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 2: Okay, British spies. You semen is invisible ink during World

561
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 2: War One? Yes, you asked for it, Scottie.

562
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: It's your fault. Yeah, I've heard that before. That's a

563
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,959
Speaker 1: cool one. Okay, thumbs up. So you can send him

564
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: into The Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com or on

565
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: Instagram The Bananas Podcast. You know that you've heard us

566
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: say it before. Trey Meter or meter, Trey Meeter. Let's

567
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: go with that. Once the thumb his new fiance, Chase up.

568
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: He asked us over DMS for advice on how to

569
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: ask his then girlfriend to marry him, and we gave

570
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 1: him some polaroid camera based advice. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,

571
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: you did that. It was great advice, by the way.

572
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: He did it, and it went well. Chase said, yes,

573
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: thumbs up. They're getting married.

574
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm so excited. So what that is is

575
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 2: that you go and you take pictures with a polaroid

576
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 2: camera of different places, and then you make it. But

577
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 2: then you take because you can take the pictures and

578
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 2: you can put them back into the cartridge, so that

579
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 2: when you take a picture of something else, quote unquote,

580
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 2: what comes out is a picture of a place, and

581
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 2: then the person has to go to the next place,

582
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: and so you make it a scavenger hunt that way.

583
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. So you can put him in the

584
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: order you want.

585
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 2: So each photo means a new place, says a.

586
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 1: Thousand words, and I think there's eight photos, so you're

587
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: saying eight thousand words, so easily to the person you love, Congratulations, Trace,

588
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: Chase and Trey our boy, Lieutenant Phil Phil Doraines, who's

589
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: a power banana. He's who gave us the great microphone

590
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: that you're currently on. I'm on my travel Mike at

591
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: the moment, but he wants to thumb his buddy Mike up.

592
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: Mike does a twitch stream on Monday nights with the

593
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: handle Mike Tendo kind of like Nintendo but Mike Tendo.

594
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 1: So if you're a fan of twitch streams, what so

595
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: many people are at Mike Tendo on Monday nights. That's

596
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 1: your guy. He also designed a power banana design that's

597
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: basically a superhero banana with electricity surging through its fists.

598
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: We approve. We think that that's cool, and we're gonna

599
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: share it and we'll tag you in our stories Mike's

600
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: and thumbs up Mike.

601
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 2: Just so you know, I think I fixed my mic.

602
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 2: I think it was just set on the wrong settings.

603
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 2: Tell me if this sounds better.

604
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:18,040
Speaker 1: Oh no, that was Phil, Yeah, Phil. Phil said that

605
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: they're the best dudes ever. But thank you for those mics.

606
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: They sound good, and I think you did fix it.

607
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: Joshua Irvin wants to thumb his brother Jeff up. Jeff

608
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: has a podcast about distillation, fermentation, and brewing. It's called

609
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: Consuming the Craft, and he recently did an episode Kurt

610
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: that you can listen to with your kids, with his

611
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: own daughter sampling different types of bottled water and giving

612
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: their assessments. It sounds very, very wholesome. So it's called

613
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: Consuming the Craft, and maybe go look for that bottled

614
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: water episode and listen to it with the whole fam. Damnly,

615
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: and last but not least, this one is very on

616
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: brand for the Banana Boys. Zach Thompson and Pan Animal

617
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: in Dayton wants to thumb Brickey's Comedy Club up for

618
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:09,240
Speaker 1: hosting the longest stand up show ever. It went eighty

619
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: four hours, and each of the hundreds of comics had

620
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 1: to fill fifteen full minutes, so there was always at

621
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: least one comic performing on stage.

622
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god.

623
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:23,360
Speaker 1: Kevin Rupert organized the whole thing, so thumbs up to

624
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: Kevin Rupert, and if anyone ran a short or stepped

625
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 1: off stage, the record would have ended. The highlight of

626
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 1: the night for me, says Zach has to be on

627
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: Saturday my set at six am after no sleep for

628
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:40,760
Speaker 1: several days, when an audience member pulled out a flat

629
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: top grill and made everybody pancakes.

630
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:51,359
Speaker 2: Wait, what's electric flat top grill? That's amazing At six

631
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: am there were still people there. That is cool.

632
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: Eighty four hours Brickys Bricky's in Dayton, Ohio.

633
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,880
Speaker 2: I think in Dayton, look at that previous.

634
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 1: Comic club set the world record eighty four straight hours

635
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: of stand up comics, which with Zach says, hundreds of comics. Wow,

636
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: and yeah, that's something we definitely would have done. Uh

637
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: in uh when Kurt and I first met. Those were

638
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 1: the kind of things we're all very into. Kurt, You

639
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: and I have a friend who will remain nameless, but

640
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: his wife does listen to this podcast, and he told

641
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: me the funniest story that he went on like a

642
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 1: dude's trip with a guy who brought his own plug

643
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: in electric flat top grill because he's like, I just

644
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 1: make the best pancakes, the most famous pancakes in the world.

645
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: So he flew on a plane with a grill.

646
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,839
Speaker 2: And were the pancakes that good?

647
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: Nope, that's exactly what I asked. He goes, No, they

648
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Speaker 1: actually weren't, probably as good as the ones we could

649
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: have gotten at the hotel so much effort. But hey,

650
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 1: they're famous. You can be famous for a lot of reasons.

651
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: It is just one of them. They're famously bad pancakes.

652
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: They're famously inconvenient pancakes I carry.

653
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 2: They're definitely famous. Now, they're not famous for their taste.

654
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: Dan, that made me laugh. Anyway, Yeah, let's talk about

655
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: British sperm or whatever.

656
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,399
Speaker 2: Here it is British spies. You seemen as invisible ink

657
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 2: during World War One, and I have to give credit

658
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 2: because I don't think.

659
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 1: I have heard this before, and then it's one of

660
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 1: those things where you realize that things World War One

661
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,239
Speaker 1: was basically one hundred years ago and World War Two

662
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: was basically eighty years ago, and they feel like they

663
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: were so so long ago. Yeah, and they really were

664
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: just a couple clicks away. It's pretty fascinating how things

665
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: are speeding up. And now you don't need to use sperrim.

666
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: You can just use snapchat and get it screen recorded anyway.

667
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: So there you go.

668
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 2: So this was sent in by Kelly Flack.

669
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Speaker 1: Thank you, Kelly, Yeah, sure, thanks Kelly.

670
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Speaker 2: And this was in the e gizmoto. This is by

671
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: Matt Novak. British spies were experimenting with all kinds of

672
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 2: invisible inks during the First World War nineteen fifteen. One

673
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 2: spy was quite excited to discover a rather handy way

674
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Speaker 2: to create one his secret ingredient, seamen founder and head

675
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 2: of m I six at the time, Captain Sir Mansfield Coming.

676
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 2: I am not kidding, is that what is actually his name?

677
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 2: Captain Sir Mansfield Coming reportedly declared every man his own stylo,

678
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 2: and stylo is a pen. When presented by this novel

679
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,359
Speaker 2: method of concocting invisible ink. The only problem it wasn't

680
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,359
Speaker 2: fresh the letters. They did not smell well. Apparently one

681
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,959
Speaker 2: spy who was stationed in Copenhagen had built up a supple.

682
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 2: I have seen it in a bottle, and his letters,

683
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 2: in particular were arriving with a nasty smell. Captain Cumming

684
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: insisted that this method was to be used. In order

685
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: for this method to be used, quote fresh operation was

686
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 2: necessary for each letter. But life quickly became unpleasant for

687
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 2: the unknown officer who discovered this DIY invisible inc. After

688
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 2: he told his fellow spies about it, they ridiculed him

689
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 2: so much that he had to move to a different office.

690
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 2: The book six The Real James Bond nineteen oh nine

691
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 2: and nineteen thirty nine by Michael Smith includes an excerpt

692
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Speaker 2: from the semen Inc Method from a letter by one

693
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Speaker 2: of Cumming's officers, Frank Stagg. I mean, like, what the

694
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Speaker 2: fuck is going on with these names? Bag party, stag

695
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Speaker 2: party coming?

696
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Speaker 1: This is crazy?

697
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Speaker 2: Is it is coming from? No, there's no way, ken Bey,

698
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Speaker 2: this is not known.

699
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

700
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:55,439
Speaker 2: So then there's a big quote from it. It's unclear. Yeah,

701
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 2: but yeah, so that's it. That's that's the whole thing.

702
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 2: The quote is let's see, I'll read the quote. Secret

703
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 2: inc was our stock in trade, and all were anxious

704
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: to obtain some which came from a natural source of supply.

705
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 2: I shall never forget Captain Cummings to light when Chief

706
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Speaker 2: Censor Frank Worthington came one day with the amounts that

707
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 2: one of his staff had found out that semen would

708
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 2: not respond to iodine vapor and told the man that

709
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 2: he had had to remove the discoverer from the office immediately,

710
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 2: as his colleagues were making life intolerable by accusations of masturbation.

711
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 2: The old man at once asked Cony Hatch Lunatic Asylum

712
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 2: to send female equivalent for testing, and the slogan went

713
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 2: round the office, every man his own stylo. We thought

714
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 2: we had solved the problem. That our man in Copenhagen,

715
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: Major Richard Holme, evidently stocked it in a bottle for

716
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 2: his letters stank to high heaven, and we had to

717
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 2: tell him that a fresh oppersisation was necessary for each letter.

718
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 2: So this is a quote from the real James Bond.

719
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: This is the real James Bond. Just disgusting.

720
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Speaker 1: I mean, it sort of makes sense. James Bond sort

721
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Speaker 1: of a creepy perv himself, so he's sort of a

722
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: stylo for hire. Did you was it a thing? We're

723
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Speaker 1: slightly different in ages, But do you remember a spy

724
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: tech the toys that came out in the nineties that

725
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: was a big thing on my street. There were like

726
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Speaker 1: a Christmas roll through and if you got spy tech stuff,

727
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: which were just like powder that you could see with

728
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: a black light, so if somebody walked through it, you

729
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 1: could follow their footsteps. Or they had these sunglasses that

730
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: had little mirrors so you could watch people behind you,

731
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,320
Speaker 1: like a rearview mirror. That was a big deal. I

732
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: wish what I'm getting to is, I wish I was

733
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: a spy. I wish I'd been approached. Whenever I read

734
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: any John Leacore and they would be like, we would

735
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: approach somebody, and I was like, approach me. I would

736
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 1: love to be a spy. I know everybody. It's so fun.

737
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 2: I remember do you remember the Whisper two thousand?

738
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I didn't until you just said.

739
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 2: That was adverts on television and it was sold in

740
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Speaker 2: stores as a as seen on TV.

741
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: Product.

742
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:10,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a little It looked like a like

743
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 2: a dish antenna dish the headset, and you would hold

744
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 2: the antenna dish pointing at things you wanted to hear, yes,

745
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 2: and then it would supposedly amplify them. We bought one

746
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 2: when I was in high school. It did not work,

747
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 2: but the use of it, and this is the saddest part,

748
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: is that the use of it on TV was that

749
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 2: you would sit with it on and point it at

750
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 2: the TV to want to hear the TV better, as

751
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 2: opposed to just being an old person and needing a

752
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 2: hearing aid. You're like, no, all you need is the

753
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 2: whisper two thousand and then you can hear your TV.

754
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: What a nice way to relax after a long life,

755
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: just sit back, point a parabolic microphone directly at your

756
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,959
Speaker 1: horrible TV. I mean TV's back then were so bad.

757
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 2: They were so bad.

758
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: When you watch television footage now, like we're so spoiled.

759
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 1: When you watch stuff from the nineties that was a

760
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: standard definition, it just looks like blurs of color.

761
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is so great.

762
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: It's so bad what we were used to. And I

763
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: remember like watching sports as a kid or whatever, and

764
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: you'd be like, yeah, this is amazing. Now you look

765
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: at it, You're like, I wouldn't be able to tell

766
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 1: characters apart twenty years ago, whisper. I do remember that

767
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: there were to see the era of the eighties and

768
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: nineties were so great because especially the eighties, because so

769
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: many commercials. There were just so many commercials. There were

770
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: not that many channels. TV was such a hit, and

771
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,680
Speaker 1: they were endless products. So if you were a kid,

772
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: like you were a latchkey kid, if you were home

773
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 1: all summer my mom worked in the summer, you just

774
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 1: wake up, eat a bowl cereal, and just watch probably

775
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: fifty commercials in two hours. Oh yeah, and you would

776
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 1: just see every dumb product on the planet, just shoved

777
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: it and you wanted them all.

778
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of them all. So every it's so crazy

779
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 2: too walking into any I see how it happens with

780
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 2: the young brain, because going into any store with Olive

781
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 2: and Guss, it's just a parade of Oh can I

782
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 2: have that? Nope, can't?

783
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:19,920
Speaker 1: Oh can I?

784
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 2: And then it's like right around the corner something else,

785
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 2: Oh my, I need this, Dad, I need this, and

786
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 2: it's like Nope, can't. And it's like to get out

787
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 2: of a store without buying anything is a constant war

788
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: of just saying like being a jerk and be like, no, no,

789
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 2: we are not.

790
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: By what do you have?

791
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 2: You have a grabber? All of was walking around with

792
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 2: a grabber, you know, like those arms they're like extended,

793
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 2: of course, delightful, and she just like picked it up

794
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 2: and she was walking around the whole store with it.

795
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 2: The whole time. She's like, well, I'm getting this grabber.

796
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 2: I'm like, you're not good. Yes, it would it be

797
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 2: funny for you to have the grabber, Yes.

798
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: It would, but I can't use it sometimes.

799
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:59,320
Speaker 2: Sure, yes, of course I would. We don't need to

800
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 2: not be Ba dig Over already.

801
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: The biggest myth of them all is the giant lollipop

802
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: in the candy store. You go in a candy store

803
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: and they always have those big, swirlly multicolored round lollipops

804
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: and they just look like the greatest thing in the world.

805
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 2: They look so good, and they're not. They're terrible.

806
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: They're the worst candy in My kids still do.

807
00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:21,920
Speaker 2: But my kids still do like them because they haven't.

808
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 2: They don't know about the other candy.

809
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: They just love.

810
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 2: They keep getting that one.

811
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: And isn't the man or woman who created Candyland, the

812
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: smartest board game maker of all time. What a fun

813
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: box that. Just looking at the box, you're like, I

814
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: want to play this.

815
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 2: It looks like I want to go to that land.

816
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 2: That sounds fantastic.

817
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 1: How isn't that a movie already? Who there has to

818
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 1: be like thirty screenwriters in Hollywood who have tried to

819
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 1: crack the Candyland code. It is just built for success.

820
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:52,479
Speaker 1: It's still fun.

821
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

822
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: Those lollipops though, when you do see a kid, you know,

823
00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: it's like a childless man. Whenever I pass candy shop

824
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: and I see a kid walking out with one of

825
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: those and they are delighted, I'm like, get ready, this

826
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 1: is a metaphor for your whole life coming at your

827
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 1: real fast.

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Speaker 2: Here's actually, here's the trick. Here's the trick of those

829
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 2: giant lollipops. You take them away, You take them away

830
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 2: before they get bored with them, and then you say

831
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 2: you can have it later, and then you throw it

832
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 2: in the track.

833
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Speaker 1: That's very professional parenting. Croply sent this in. Thank you, Croply.

834
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Speaker 1: I think this might be a first time on the pod.

835
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Speaker 1: This was Local twelve wk RC Andrew McKee Best in

836
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Speaker 1: the Biz, Missing Pet donkey found living among wild elk

837
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 1: five years after going missing.

838
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 2: Wow, I say this is so awesome.

839
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Speaker 1: I love a donkey. California. A family was shocked to

840
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: see their missing pet donkey on social media living among

841
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: elk in the wilderness, Max.

842
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 2: And it was moving like the elkie too.

843
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want a donkey. Donkeys are nature's bouncers. They

844
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: can kick other animals asses like predators. A donkey can

845
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: kill wolf, no problem, not even an issue. I've seen

846
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: donkeys and kill a hyaena. No, they bite them on

847
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: the neck and jump up and down and shake them

848
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: to death. Oh really, I saw a video of a

849
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: donkey kill a cheetah that was attacking or trying to

850
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: attack livestock. Donkeys are badass.

851
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 2: Who knew nobody donkeys? Yeah, donkey's the honey badger of

852
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 2: the horse fan.

853
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:44,240
Speaker 1: That's right, and nobody's talking about. Max Fennel was surprised

854
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: when he saw an unexpected creature during his hunt. He

855
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 1: posted a video on Instagram, classic website or app a

856
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: herd of elk roaming in a field with you guessed it,

857
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:59,959
Speaker 1: a donkey who seems to be fully integrated into the grid.

858
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: The clip quickly went viral. Online as clips used to

859
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,240
Speaker 1: do all the time, but barely anymore, catching the attention

860
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 1: of Terry and oh it's but oh there's a typo.

861
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 1: Terry and Dave Drewy. The couple told CBS they were

862
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: sure the donkey in their video was Diesel, their pet

863
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: donkey who ran away into the wild five years prior.

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Speaker 1: It was amazing, Terry said, And I was like, oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, finally we saw him. Finally we know he's good.

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Speaker 1: He's living his best life. He really is. He's healthy,

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Speaker 1: and it was just a relief.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's good.

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Speaker 1: The Drewery said, Diesel ran away when he got spooked

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Speaker 1: during during a hiking trip. I mean, what were you going? Now?

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Speaker 1: I really want one now that I know you can

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Speaker 1: take a donkey hiking.

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Speaker 2: Of course you can.

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00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 1: That's what the main thing is.

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00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 2: You just put your backpack on them and they walk

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Speaker 2: it and you watch it.

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Speaker 1: True, that is the main thing. Yeah, that's true. That's

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Speaker 1: a donkey's main thing. I stay incorrect. They searched for

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Speaker 1: Diesel to no avail, but trail cams and footprints, hoof prints, okay,

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Speaker 1: it's fine. Mediums in the BIS it's okay, indicated he

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Speaker 1: was still alive, although they are extremely happy and excited

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Speaker 1: to see Diesel again. Through Drury said they have no

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Speaker 1: intentions of trying to take him back home.

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Speaker 2: Great fantastic, I.

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Speaker 1: Know, Terry and Dave Drury. Bananas of the week.

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Speaker 2: Bananas are the week. Actually, you know what Diesel is

887
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 2: the banana of the week.

888
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,240
Speaker 1: Diesel, Diesel just happy, healthy life.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. And he found it, he made it work.

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00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 2: And all those elk who are just like, yeah, sure, pal.

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Speaker 2: You might look a little different than us, you might

892
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 2: sound a little different than us. You might not have

893
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,120
Speaker 2: antlers like us, but come on in, you're one of

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Speaker 2: the family. I appreciate them.

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Speaker 1: I know, probably similar speed and paste. They eat the

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00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:08,239
Speaker 1: same stuff. It's actually surprising this doesn't happen more often there.

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Speaker 1: You know, you see tons of deer when you're in

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Speaker 1: certain states. It's like, wouldn't it be great to see

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Speaker 1: I don't know, just a dog living with some deer,

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00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 1: or really a zebra. Whenever we get so much zebra

901
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,800
Speaker 1: free news, show me a zebra living out with some reindeer.

902
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm having a ball, and so are.

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00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 2: They loving it? Come on, animal unexpected animal friendships.

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00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: It really is the best It really is such a

905
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: great treat when you just see different species getting along

906
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:34,920
Speaker 1: so well, it's beautiful.

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00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. It's just like me and walleyes.

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Speaker 1: So you love them. You can't get enough of that

909
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: ugly fish? All right, send us out of here. You

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00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:43,839
Speaker 1: got another one?

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00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, here it is Portland Pickles to become first

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00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 2: sports team to legally sell THHC products of games.

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00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,359
Speaker 1: Great idea. Holy shit.

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00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 2: That is like Portland is already like you know, keeping

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00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 2: it weird. This is gonna be to the n degree.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be weeds, soda and weed seltzers that are

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Speaker 2: gonna be available at the game.

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Speaker 1: That's even crazier. Those are the things that destroy me

919
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Speaker 1: the most.

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Speaker 2: They're gonna kick everybody's ass. The game is gonna change.

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Speaker 2: I would like to see what a Portland Pickles game

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Speaker 2: is six months from now.

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00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: Baseball very boring to a lot of people. People don't

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Speaker 1: enjoy it. The Pickles are like the bananas. They're very fun.

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00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 1: They're a great team. But getting really high and watching that,

926
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Speaker 1: I mean it might make baseball a lot more enjoyable.

927
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: They're gonna sell a lot more snacks. I mean, yeah,

928
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 1: a soft pretzel after a can of weed. That's a

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Speaker 1: good afternoon with the whole family.

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Speaker 2: I am excited to see how it goes for Portland pickles.

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Speaker 2: If you guys are in Portland, go to a pickles game,

932
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 2: get so high, tell us how it is you.

933
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,719
Speaker 1: Got nine beautiful innings to get so high and then

934
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Speaker 1: eat a hot dog from the middle out. You know,

935
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Speaker 1: try something new as well. We're saying, damn, that's cool.

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Speaker 2: Thanks listening.

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Speaker 1: We love you listening. Thanks for everybody who shares the

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Speaker 1: pod word of mouth. Thanks everybody, exactly right. Lisa Maggott

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Speaker 1: is our full human, part time intern does a great job.

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00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 1: Katie Levine does the lion's share of the work to

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Speaker 1: make Bananas possible. So thank you Katie, and to everybody

942
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Speaker 1: listening around the world. Bananas to you.

943
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Speaker 2: Mah yang.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard and.

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Speaker 1: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia Hartstart.

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern

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Speaker 3: Eight eight