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Speaker 1: The Volume.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Jenkins and Jones on the Volume podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: It is Saturday, May sixth, and you are listening to

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Speaker 2: the Silly Billy episode of Jenkins and Jones, our weekly

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Speaker 2: Saturday show where we don't talk about sports because we

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Speaker 2: know some of y'all don't give a fuck about sports,

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Speaker 2: and we respect your opinion.

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Speaker 3: We're tired of talking about it sometimes too, I know,

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Speaker 3: I am. We all look forward to the Silly Billy

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Speaker 3: I'm right.

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Speaker 1: Right, like like the basketball landscape only changes so much

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Speaker 1: in between a Game two and a Game three, bro, Like, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Let's overreact to some shit other than basketball. How about that?

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Speaker 2: As always? That's Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler.

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Speaker 4: Hey, everybody have a gooon with.

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Speaker 2: Jet throw Jenkins aka John was aunt Bubba's I'm guardy

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Speaker 2: b aka Mike my mother.

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Speaker 3: Fucking my mother, fucking miney guy ill. I thought I

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Speaker 3: didn't know ever so often, man, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Just to keep me, just to keep me on my tie,

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Speaker 2: to switch it up.

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Speaker 4: Man, you know I know what's coming.

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Speaker 2: You never know what's.

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Speaker 4: Coming, all right.

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Speaker 2: This accidentally ended up as what may end up going

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Speaker 2: down as the horniest episode of Jenkins and Jones, And

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Speaker 2: we didn't set out to make the topic list this way.

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Speaker 2: It's just you look at what's interesting that happened in

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Speaker 2: the week, and it just so happened that basically all

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Speaker 2: of it involves one naked person or another.

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Speaker 1: So sometimes the horny chooses you, bro, so.

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Speaker 3: Gotta lean in, baby, all right.

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Speaker 2: So, first of all, we've talked several times on this

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Speaker 2: show about the benefits of being funny if you are

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Speaker 2: a man that is hoping to not be a lonely man.

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Speaker 2: And I, you know, I thought that was like a

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Speaker 2: widely understood part of life. But there were people on

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Speaker 2: Twitter yesterday who were surprised at the story that Bill

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Speaker 2: Hayter had told, Like, you know, we're on a writer's

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Speaker 2: strike now, so we're gonna get people bring it up.

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Speaker 2: Talk show clips from seven years ago. So this is

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Speaker 2: an old Bill Hayter interview where he was talking about

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Speaker 2: getting together with a girl when he first was moved

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Speaker 2: to la and didn't have any money, and that he

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Speaker 2: didn't have a bed, and so this girl went with

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Speaker 2: him to pick up a bed, and then he walked

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Speaker 2: into his apartment with a bed and this girl and

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Speaker 2: told his roommate he had to get out of there,

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Speaker 2: and everyone was like, wow, he must have really been

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Speaker 2: pulling if he you know, like he didn't even have

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Speaker 2: a bed or whatever. And the three of us were

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Speaker 2: laughing because it was like, well, yeah, I mean, that

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Speaker 2: man's professionally funny. You don't have to be professionally funny

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Speaker 2: for that to be an advantage for you. But as

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Speaker 2: we were discussing this story, was it, Jackson brought up

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Speaker 2: that apparently Bill Hayter is just enormously well in down.

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Speaker 3: He's got a hol down there. Fellas.

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Speaker 4: I just want to be clear because the way you

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Speaker 4: phrased that, I read this online, I do not have

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Speaker 4: any knowledge.

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Speaker 1: When he spoke about not the hater penis expert, He

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Speaker 1: talked about.

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Speaker 3: His penis veryally, talked about the size of this man's.

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Speaker 4: It was emphatically written on the internet because it was

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Speaker 4: emphatically said.

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Speaker 2: But you quoted her very accurately. Okay, I've seen it

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Speaker 2: multiple times.

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Speaker 1: It is not the first time I'm hearing about this

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Speaker 1: about the Well.

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Speaker 2: That's what you and your friend's talking.

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Speaker 4: But she didn't know.

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Speaker 3: Maybe she didn't know, maybe he pulled his dick. Maybe

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Speaker 3: she thought, yes, I mean, because that's a lot of

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Speaker 3: work to have sex with somebody, even a funny person,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Yes, But what John and Tyler brought up, and this

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Speaker 2: is what I this is the roundabout reason I brought

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Speaker 2: this story up because this cracked me up. Is what

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Speaker 2: an incredible advantage for your confidence if you're going on

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Speaker 2: stage as a stand up comic.

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Speaker 3: If you have a dick, the biggest dick in the room,

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Speaker 3: and you know it, who gives a fuck if you

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Speaker 3: if you say a bad joke, Nigga, my dick's still

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Speaker 3: bigger than yours.

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Speaker 4: You can't say shit to me.

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Speaker 5: Tyler was saying, we'll have a dick off on Sage.

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Speaker 1: Pull your dick out. I double dog dare you? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I could, like stand up. It seems so daunting,

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Speaker 1: It seems so scared. You're you're going up in front

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Speaker 1: of you know, fucking fifty strangers. You gotta make them laugh,

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Speaker 1: like you know you you figuratively have to have balls

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Speaker 1: for it. And this motherfucker literally had the balls for

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Speaker 1: it too. Right, Like we're talking about like like if

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Speaker 1: he got heckled, you know what I'm saying, Like like

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Speaker 1: like how can you ruin that man's confidence.

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Speaker 4: If he's swinging and danglar like that, you feel me like.

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Speaker 3: It's the hardest job on the planet, hardest job on

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Speaker 3: the planet, and so like if you have that, you know,

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Speaker 3: the upper hand, that's a hell of an upper hand, bubba,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: Upper third leg?

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Speaker 2: You feel me? That's just don't come back to your

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Speaker 2: heckling a stand up comedian and he looks at you

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Speaker 2: and says, pull.

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Speaker 1: Your dick out right now, right now, all these shows,

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Speaker 1: let's see how funny it is for real.

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Speaker 4: You can all laugh at your ass right.

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Speaker 3: What means they even have like they're like, yo, I'm

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Speaker 3: bringing this Betty and here coachs. You know I mean

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Speaker 3: to battye witty, you know what I mean? A lot

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Speaker 3: of hoess man at a young age too, so you

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Speaker 3: know for that man, that man horny.

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Speaker 2: Topic number two. Did y'all hear about the woman who

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Speaker 2: was at the La Philharmonic concert enjoying a symphony orchestra,

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Speaker 2: who was so enjoying the orchestra that she had a

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Speaker 2: very loud orgasm in the middle of the audience.

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Speaker 1: Gasm o, bro, what but kill me about that?

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Speaker 2: Is?

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Speaker 1: They reported it was a full body orgasm. I was like, Bro,

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Speaker 1: that ship was long and ugly. If you heard that

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Speaker 1: ship and you knew it was a full body orgasm,

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Speaker 1: there was goddamn ebbs and flows. No, yeah, there's research purposes,

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Speaker 1: of course.

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Speaker 2: I hear talking talk amongst yourselves. I'm gonna find out.

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Speaker 4: That ship for sure.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 3: So you said it, So, okay, what's the difference between

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Speaker 3: a full what do you mean?

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Speaker 4: Full body?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 4: It was like the actual physical.

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Speaker 1: Or through her entire fucking body, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: And if you can hear that happening right, like, I mean,

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Speaker 1: isn't that just an orgasm?

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Speaker 3: Though? Right? You know what I mean? There's women, there's ways,

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Speaker 3: and then there's ones that have the explosions, you know

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Speaker 1: But well there's there there's clatoral orgasms, and then there's

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Speaker 1: penetrative orgasms, right, so, and then there's the full body ship,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So, I mean I think

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Speaker 1: we need we might need a woman's insight. I think

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Speaker 1: we do experience.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, hold on, okay, so this is

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Speaker 2: oh wait, no, this is that's definitely a prank. I'm

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Speaker 2: not gonna click on that. I did hear I did?

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Speaker 2: I did hear that? Okay, I'm not gonna you know what,

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Speaker 2: probably not an idea for me.

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Speaker 3: Click orgasm don't necessarily need the audio, you know what

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Speaker 2: But you can hear them playing Tchaikowski and then I mean,

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Speaker 2: if you've ever been to like a symphony, it's you

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Speaker 2: could hear when things happen in the audience. So you

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Speaker 2: could really hear when this happened in the audience.

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Speaker 4: Ship was crazy.

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Speaker 3: Have y'all ever fucked during jazz though, like or something like?

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Speaker 3: Not like some just some audio centric I guess there's

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Speaker 3: no words being said type ship that probably was. To me,

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Speaker 3: that sounds like a beautiful experience, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: I know it's you know, maybe for the people that

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Speaker 3: I mean. Maybe that was weird obviously, but I mean

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Speaker 3: Tchaikovsky orgasm, it kind of seems like it, you know it,

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Speaker 3: it makes sense. Am I tripping? Am I tripping? No?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I have no idea what what Chikowski's music

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Speaker 1: exactly sounds like. I don't know if it's piano heavy,

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Speaker 1: chords heavy, whatever, it's piano heavy, isn't it. I have

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Speaker 1: no fucking idea, Bro.

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Speaker 2: Jackson, what does Tchaikovsky sound like?

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Speaker 3: Don't you play Tchaikowski had like recitals?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, I would have. It sounds sounds to me like.

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Speaker 3: We's big blind spots in our in our pod today. Bro,

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Speaker 3: you know, let's say with.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah that makes sense. I guess okay. Uh.

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Speaker 2: Next up, the Philadelphia Naked Bike Ride has been granted

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Speaker 2: its permit for August. This is an event that has

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Speaker 2: been long running there. The photos are not attractive Philadelphia,

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Speaker 2: not necessarily the climate nor population. I would be most

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Speaker 2: excited for a naked bike ride, but also I can't

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Speaker 2: think of very many less attractive things to do naked

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Speaker 2: than riding a bicycle.

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Speaker 1: I just just raw ass on a bicycle.

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Speaker 3: Why Bro, we were talking before this pod or whether

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Speaker 3: this is like, you know, condom sex episode or not.

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Speaker 3: This is definitely a condom sex episode. I think this

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Speaker 3: turned into this doesn't smell like actual sex. It smells

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Speaker 3: like a condom that like anything Philadelphia naked Philadelphia like

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Speaker 3: I remember like breathing Philadelphia air when I went to

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm smoking a cigarette by breathing the air. Bro,

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Speaker 3: it's you know, so yeah adding this to it, I

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Speaker 3: don't know, Bro, No, this is doesn't seem appealing to

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Speaker 3: me in any way.

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Speaker 2: We I've been in Philly a couple of times. I've

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Speaker 2: had a nice time in Philly both times. But uh,

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Speaker 2: cities that I've been to. I would say, actually, well,

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't tell this story because it's the horny episode.

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Speaker 2: But we we shar and I took an elevator from

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Speaker 2: a subway up in Philadelphia. When the doors open, pea

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Speaker 2: came out of the elevator, like the shining like the

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Speaker 2: blood in the shining like where like pea like slashed

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Speaker 2: out of the elevator. And then we spent the rest

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Speaker 2: of the time like we're at the Rodin Museum, like

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Speaker 2: in front of like Dante's Inferno, the gates of Hell,

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Speaker 2: looking at each other going how did they get the

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Speaker 2: pee in the elevator and then get the door closed

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Speaker 2: like that? You know what I mean? It was like

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Speaker 2: all we could think about for the rest of the

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Speaker 2: day was like, how did how is it still in there?

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Speaker 2: When the door's open for us. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Did you go in the elevation?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, Man, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 3: You were young, You were young, You're young. You you know,

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Speaker 3: make bad decisions sometimes. I'm glad you made the right way.

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Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 4: Where was this sat?

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Speaker 2: Where was elevator?

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Speaker 4: You said?

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Speaker 2: I want to say it was it was a subway.

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Speaker 2: It was a tough scene. John, You made a great point.

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Speaker 2: Why have they not been able to figure out condom smell? Bro?

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Speaker 3: I don't okay, Like I said, we've let we've do.

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Speaker 3: We have people people that walked in the move you

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Speaker 3: also it smells like medicine. And like I was saying,

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Speaker 3: because you could smell the condom smell through denim. Bro.

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Speaker 3: It's particular and there's no mistaking condom smell it's not

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Speaker 3: like what is that I know, I smell condom right now,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Like it's it's it's just

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Speaker 1: Crazy, bro, Like I was telling you all, we got

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Speaker 1: the Richmond International Raceway out here, and we be having

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Speaker 1: like condoms. Like it is wild having a roam My

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Speaker 1: back to. I have abandoned that life, you know. So no,

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Speaker 3: And nobody likes him. The man doesn't like him, the

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Speaker 3: I mean to use this balloon thing. You know, it's

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Speaker 3: it's no, it's it's dark age shit. Man, you feel

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Speaker 3: me like they were, like Tyler said, they were using

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Speaker 3: big intestines back in the day. This is like two

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Speaker 3: steps from that, my nigga. You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: They had one thousand years of fucking advancements that that's

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Speaker 4: Just what goddamn late text.

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Speaker 3: Makes you feel me? It's crazy. You need to do better.

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Speaker 2: Someone was the King's lambskin condom guy, like that was

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Speaker 2: someone's job. Was like, what's the order for this week's sire?

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Speaker 2: I need some lamb skin for my countermines.

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Speaker 3: How many haven't heard?

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Speaker 2: How many lambs are going to the eternal beyond for

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Speaker 2: you to not have Bachard children tonight? All right, the

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Speaker 2: time has come, as Tyler said, it's real journalism ours

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Speaker 2: for us to give our official Jenkins and Jones review

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Speaker 2: of Gasms by Smokey Robinson. Yeah, we've been listening to

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Speaker 2: Gasms recorded by the eighty three year old Smokey Robinson,

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Speaker 2: and I have never heard ship this morning.

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Speaker 3: Knocking on wood, I'm like, oh, I want to.

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Speaker 1: I want to say, though, like from an overarching review,

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Speaker 1: like the aesthetics of it, it knocks. It does, yeah,

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Speaker 1: music wise, it knocks. Music wise. The demographic he made

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Speaker 1: it for is gonna love it, right, like the fuck

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Speaker 1: you know, from a music aspect, But it's so fucking horny, dog,

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Speaker 1: it is so horny, like that motherfucking I fit in

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Speaker 1: their song when he was just doing the double on

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Speaker 1: andres with whole like I want to fit in your

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Speaker 1: whole life. I was like, God, this motherfucker is sick.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, we know what you're doing with smoking cut

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't say sly.

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Speaker 3: I mean I guess. I guess for us it's not.

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Speaker 1: You can sure you go to an old head lounge,

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Speaker 1: you can for sure hear some shit like that.

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Speaker 3: I could see an old nigga in a in a

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Speaker 3: big ass suit doing a two step, you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean, Like a big ugly ass suit too, you

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Speaker 3: know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like, I guess I can. I can see that he

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Speaker 1: didn't try to do any young people ship. That ship

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Speaker 1: is sixty year old music, bro.

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Speaker 3: I mean just nobody need that. I feel like the

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Speaker 3: mom is.

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Speaker 4: Over sixty, I couldn't imagine her this. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm why would you bring that into this conversation.

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not thinking about what you think about.

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Speaker 3: That's my mother.

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking about it musically, Okay. I don't think the

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Speaker 3: I mean, like if you're gonna go to Smokey Robins

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Speaker 3: and go to Old Smokey, that shit actually slapped like that,

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Speaker 3: it was fired. This shit ain't. I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: I thought the album was great, and I want to

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Speaker 2: give you a couple of selected readings. Tyler Manchell, I

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Speaker 2: think I Fit in There is the horniest song on

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Speaker 2: the album. Yes, it's either I Fit in there or orgasms,

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Speaker 2: but I fit in there. Let me in your life,

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Speaker 2: make some room for me if deep down inside you're

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Speaker 2: hoping to fill up and opening.

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Speaker 6: Come home man, brother, really is I'm gonna tell you though,

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Speaker 6: an another thing that made me uncomfortable, Like I know

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Speaker 6: he's not singing to me he's singing to the grannies.

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Speaker 1: But it was just just his whole whisper tone. It

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Speaker 1: was creep, meat up, fuck out, bro. It was like

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Speaker 1: all up in my ear. Dro I was like, this

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Speaker 1: does not feel good. Also, another recurring thing was, you know,

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Speaker 1: a recurring thing in the in the writing was, you know, like.

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Speaker 3: I want to do this with you forever.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, bro, you're eighty three, Like, like, how long

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Speaker 4: are we talking here? Tick my nigga? Like, you know,

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Speaker 4: I mean, this is forever.

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Speaker 1: Though he seems in the mist of forever though, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, I mean he's going to

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Speaker 1: enter a stage that is going to be forever pretty soon.

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Speaker 5: I mean age, she probably already started you depending on

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Speaker 5: how you perceive it, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 5: you know, I think there's a messing off these periods,

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Speaker 5: and eighty six is about messing those periods.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I just think if you're eighty three, you know, promise

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Speaker 1: three whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you're eighty three, problems

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Speaker 1: to the woman forever, Like, I mean, you might be

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Speaker 1: selling some dreams there, buddy.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how long that forever's going to be,

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Speaker 4: my dog.

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Speaker 3: But eargasms and eyegasms and all that every each ting

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Speaker 3: about allgasm. They weren't actually the gasms you have when

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Speaker 3: you still can have an actual orgasm. So I think

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Speaker 3: he was playing to the fact that he's, you know, like,

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Speaker 3: these are the things that we do when we're older,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: Like some.

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Speaker 3: Of the lyrics are fairly direct, I you know, would

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Speaker 3: seem like a play on words, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: But he said, old baby, Now I'm watching and waiting

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Speaker 2: and anticipating or first opening. I'm gonna strike. If you

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Speaker 2: don't want to be in love, can we be in heavy?

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Speaker 4: Like I don't want to be a love? Ya all?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 4: Bro?

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Speaker 3: Strike is a that's a that's a word to use.

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Speaker 2: Man. Strike is an unambiguous word, John, I'm.

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Speaker 3: Going to strike. That's an interesting, you know, choice of

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Speaker 2: But I don't know the word. The word gasms appears

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Speaker 2: in the song gasm thirty two times.

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Speaker 3: He says it back to back. It peers like gasm.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, Smokey, we get it, We get it, Bro.

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Speaker 3: You ain't have to double it up on us like

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Speaker 3: that dog, you know what I mean? Sheeees eye gasms

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Speaker 3: eer Gasms.

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Speaker 2: Any other highlights, any other any other moments that jumped

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Speaker 2: out to y'all from from Gasms?

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Speaker 3: No, no, man, I think I think. I I think

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Speaker 3: you know, I've done enough research on that. I won't

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Speaker 3: be did you We won't be painted in this householdmore.

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Speaker 4: I don't know abouy y'all.

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Speaker 3: Y'all seem like y'all gonna hoping the whippers now to

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Speaker 3: put the windows down this ship slapped all get with fun,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Did y'all see part of the album roll out with

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Speaker 1: him admitting that him and Diana Ross had chaboyin back

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Speaker 1: in the day?

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Speaker 4: Y'all see that? Yeah? No, bro, I didn't see that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, that's no surprise, but right, I

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Speaker 1: mean yeah, like I said, that's not news. They were

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Speaker 1: both on both town, both from Detroit, like we alltty

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Speaker 1: much day.

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Speaker 3: I figured that that is a part of a rollout.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of.

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Speaker 4: Dastardly, you know, Hey, y'all know I hit You know

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Speaker 4: what I.

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Speaker 5: Means back in the day when she was still dying.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, nigg.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's necessarily dastardly. You know, we

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Speaker 1: we we kind of knowing was surprised. If he had

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Speaker 1: said he got some of that broat from Nancy Reagan

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Speaker 1: or something like, you know, that would have been that,

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Speaker 1: that would have been something.

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Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, new Pillow talking this late like

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Speaker 3: bro like move on, man, like.

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Speaker 2: As a rollout, like you have a pressure that just

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Speaker 2: the email subject line is, did y'all hear Smoky chip down?

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Speaker 5: You know I you know I brought it down through

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Speaker 5: that back in the day.

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Speaker 4: Brother, you know what I mean. Also, check out my

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Speaker 4: new album Nigga. That's nasty.

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Speaker 3: That's nasty. That's the nastiest of work.

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: For goodness purposes to sell an album? You know what

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Speaker 3: I mean? Come on, man, God God bless him. And

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Speaker 3: what was her situation when she married and shit like that?

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying is she gonna have to

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Speaker 3: answer some questions because this man wanted to sell atgasms.

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Speaker 3: You feel what I'm saying, Like, Hey.

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Speaker 1: I think any man in Diana Ross's life probably knew

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Speaker 1: that she fucked Smoky at some point.

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Speaker 3: I mean, no, I'm just saying, what's the pro he

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Speaker 3: was Smoky? I know at the point she was with

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Speaker 3: smoky was she did she have a ring? Did she

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Speaker 3: take the ring off and put it on it? You

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Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Like, if I'm the kid I wanted,

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Speaker 3: you know him, I'm like, damn.

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Speaker 4: Mom, Like listen, man, listen.

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Speaker 1: Smokey was the sex symbol of Black America for decades.

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Speaker 1: For a while, back in the like fucking sixties, fifties

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Speaker 1: and sixties, bro like you know, so you know, he

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Speaker 1: might look like a goddamn you know, soggy chicken nugget now,

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Speaker 1: but hey, back in his day, he might look like.

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Speaker 5: A snapper eternal now, but back in his day.

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Speaker 2: Whenever my day seems hard and totally whack, when I

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Speaker 2: feel like I put out and got nothing back, I

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Speaker 2: can't wait to get back to my sugar shack, where

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Speaker 2: I know you'll lay me down, roll around from castles.

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Speaker 1: Rolling around as your old asking if you doing though,

439
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Speaker 1: like we are risking fucking dislocating some hips and all

440
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Speaker 1: types of shit.

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Speaker 3: When I told y'all he was smashing, y'all was telling

442
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Speaker 3: me he was still going.

443
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Speaker 1: Yes, he absolutely is still fucking He is a He's

444
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Speaker 1: an eighty three year old millionaire. He has the technology

445
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Speaker 1: to make that motherfucker work technology. Yeah, technology, He absolutely

446
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Speaker 1: is still fucking if he still wants to bro no question.

447
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:51,199
Speaker 2: We were one Smoky Robinson check away from cloning dinosaurs,

448
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,399
Speaker 2: and he said, I can't spare it. I got my

449
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 2: own investments and research going on over here, getting some

450
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Speaker 2: hydraulics put.

451
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Speaker 3: In the go go gadget.

452
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Speaker 2: Did these gasms aren't gonna gasm themselves?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 3: Three?

455
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 4: You goddamn right, nigga, he's pressing that button.

456
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Speaker 3: Put that motherfucker on three wheels.

457
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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.

458
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 2: All right, to wrap up, we have an unconventional dookie

459
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Speaker 2: butt of the week. Uh this is not actually this

460
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 2: is the only non horny part of the whole episode,

461
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 2: but the uh yeah, thanks thanks for bearing with us.

462
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 2: If you're like watching you, if you're just at the

463
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Speaker 2: park with your kids on Saturday or whatever, you're listening

464
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Speaker 2: to this but or.

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Speaker 4: Listening with your lady. And we took him home, man,

466
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Speaker 4: we did. Oh.

467
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Speaker 2: I wanted to give a shout out. I checked the

468
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Speaker 2: Jenkins and Jones d ms for the first time today

469
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Speaker 2: in quite some time, and I want to give a

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Speaker 2: shout out. Ship. I got a filibuster while I bring

471
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Speaker 2: this up. Hold on, let me, God damn Tyler, this

472
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Speaker 2: is this is gonna be at least this is at

473
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Speaker 2: least a four. Let me goddamn job.

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Speaker 4: Hold goddamn.

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Speaker 2: All right from the homie. Uh, hopefully I'm saying this right.

476
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Speaker 2: Sosuke Uchiya, Sir Sirius Black. On Twitter, he said, Hey,

477
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Speaker 2: me and my new wife are getting wine drunk in

478
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Speaker 2: a foreign country on our honeymoon, listening to Jenkinson Jones

479
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 2: best podcast in the business. Can we get a shout out?

480
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: Shout out to y'all man, what happened?

481
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 3: What happened?

482
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 2: You hear what happened? He said, they just got married.

483
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 2: They're on their honeymoon in a foreign country, getting wine

484
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,720
Speaker 2: drunk and listen to the pod.

485
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Speaker 4: Bro.

486
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Speaker 1: Shout to you for inviting us to such a special

487
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: moment in your life. Real shit, man, that means a lot, though,

488
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: shoust you, shouste a, congrats to you, man, and wishing

489
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: y'all the best.

490
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Speaker 4: I'm the only one who's like hesitated to get off

491
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Speaker 4: a joke.

492
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Speaker 2: Here, go ahead, go ahead, Jackson, I go ahead. Congrats

493
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Speaker 2: on your wedding, and the Gasms episode seems perfect for

494
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: the timing.

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Speaker 3: Here's the y'all, good job, good job, Jackson, you did good.

496
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Speaker 2: That was great, all right. Our dookie butt of the

497
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 2: week non gasms gasms portion of the episode is over

498
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Speaker 2: is for the first time in history, scientists have seen

499
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Speaker 2: on camera live a star swallowing a planet as it

500
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Speaker 2: was expanding. A planet that was close to this star

501
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 2: was caught in the expansion of the Sun and completely

502
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Speaker 2: subsumed by said star. So our dookie butt of the

503
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Speaker 2: week is that planet for going out sad.

504
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Speaker 3: At least fight back.

505
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Speaker 2: My damn.

506
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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Move, nigga, get out the way.

507
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Speaker 1: Aren't there aren't there a hypothesis that that's probably how

508
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Speaker 1: we go out to when the Sun is in its

509
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Speaker 1: last stages.

510
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Speaker 2: That's exactly how we go out that that's exactly the

511
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 2: finite right about five billion years from now. But John,

512
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 2: you make a great point. You know, it's one thing

513
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 2: to be bugging your little brother or sister doing something.

514
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna swing my legs like this and walk

515
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 2: forward and if you get in the way, it's nothing

516
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 2: I can You don't want to do that with the sun, bro?

517
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Speaker 5: No should he should have and you know he's my nigga. Yeah, man,

518
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Speaker 5: it happens to the best of us. I guess, nigga,

519
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, You all get caught in

520
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 5: the supernova eventually, right.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

522
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Speaker 2: All Right, And that's all the time we got for

523
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Speaker 2: the Saturday Silly. That was maybe the silliest billy yet of.

524
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Speaker 4: The silly Billy, the nastiest.

525
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,119
Speaker 3: Like and know and the and the nasty ones sold

526
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Speaker 3: in like gas stations, the rough riders, you know, in

527
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 3: the bathroom, it costs like a quarter, you know what

528
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 3: I mean, not even a trojan, you know what I mean,

529
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Speaker 3: like a real.

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Speaker 2: The gasm proof ones.

531
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Speaker 4: Yeah, they ain't.

532
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 2: It's just it's just seven l you.

533
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 4: Know what I'm saying. They almost guarant tea pregnancy.

534
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 5: Nigga, you have a higher chance have been pregnant as

535
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 5: somebody wearing a motherfucker.

536
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Speaker 2: That's all the time we got. We'll be back Sunday

537
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Speaker 2: night after the last game of the day, which is

538
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 2: that the Lakers Warriors game.

539
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 4: What is it Sun's Nuggets game four.

540
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 2: We'll be back after Suns Nuggets game four.

541
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Speaker 1: Hey, that that ship might be a rapper Uski. We

542
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: shall see, yeah, but we shall see.

543
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,439
Speaker 2: We shall see. We'll be back Sunday Night Live on

544
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,160
Speaker 2: AMP and then on Wednesday again next week we'll catch

545
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 2: all then bye bye