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Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling the watch out of Florida, Miloria.

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Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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Speaker 1: all of Florida.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you are a donkey.

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Speaker 3: A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.

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Speaker 2: It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested

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Speaker 2: after that said he rigged the door to his home

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Speaker 2: in an attempt to electro hit his pregnant lights. Police

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Speaker 2: arrested in Orlando man we're talking to Fromada to the

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Speaker 2: breakfast club. Bitch you donkey other day with Charlam Hayne,

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Speaker 2: a guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him

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Speaker 2: get y'all elected. Well, lookle do Walla is not me.

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Speaker 1: It's your state, okay, Donkey Today for Thursday, October twelfth,

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Speaker 1: goes to a Florida woman named Catherine Eves. Eve's okay,

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Speaker 1: Now what does Uncle Syall will always tell you about

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Speaker 1: the great state of Florida.

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Speaker 2: Say it with me.

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Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and

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Speaker 1: all of Florida.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Catherine was arrested in charged with petty retail theft and

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Speaker 1: she stole from the Cultural Institution that is Walmart.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: According to the surveillance footage, this woman was walking around

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Speaker 1: Walmart for about three hours before walking into the Higher Center,

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Speaker 1: passing several CAST registers, and leaving the store without paying

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Speaker 1: for our items. I know, I know you're thinking to yourself,

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Speaker 1: who the hell walks around Walmart for three hours? The

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Speaker 1: answer would be us country folk.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: If you read my first book, a New York Times bestseller,

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Speaker 1: Black Privilege, then you know I have a whole sub

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Speaker 1: chapter dedicated to Walmart. See when you grew up where

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Speaker 1: I grew up, Mont Corna, South Carolina, and you know

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Speaker 1: it's not much to do. And when we were young,

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Speaker 1: that twenty four hour Walmart, we would go there late

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Speaker 1: at night and wandering around for hours, just like that

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Speaker 1: young lady. Now, mind you, I was a teenager. She's

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Speaker 1: thirty four years old. But maybe she hasn't figured life out.

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Speaker 2: Check.

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Speaker 1: Okay, when I was wandering around Walmart for hours as

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Speaker 1: a teenager, I hadn't figured life out yet either, So

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Speaker 1: maybe she was wandering around Walmart trying to figure things out.

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Speaker 1: I'm not judging, but I tell you what, I am

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Speaker 1: judging her choice to steal. See Captain stole one hundred

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Speaker 1: and sixty dollars worth of items. Two head colored kids,

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Speaker 1: two drill batteries, shampoo, and a few other random items

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Speaker 1: fishing hooks and all types of stuff, totally one hundred

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Speaker 1: getting donkey today is because of why she told officers

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Speaker 1: she stole I quote. I thought the security guard was

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Speaker 1: trying to holler at me. Let me read some of

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Speaker 1: the post Miranda interview. Eves told deputies the security guard

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Speaker 1: started talking to her, but she thought he was trying

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Speaker 1: to holler, so she ran out of the store. Oh

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Speaker 1: and my point is proven. She said she was at

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Speaker 1: Walmart in the first place because she had nothing to

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Speaker 1: do and was killing time. And she says she had

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Speaker 1: to return a few items and grab a few more.

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Speaker 1: So you return some items, and by grab a few more,

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Speaker 1: you meant still, this is what happens when you tell

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Speaker 1: one lie. When you tell one lie, you got to

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Speaker 1: tell another one that makes sense of the first one

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Speaker 1: you just told. So her story is, I came in

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Speaker 1: the store to return some items and grab a few more.

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Speaker 1: I also had nothing to do and was killing some time.

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Speaker 1: I walked past all the cash registers in the tire center,

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Speaker 1: and she said she left the store because there was

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Speaker 1: no cashiers in the tiest center area. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know why you thought you could pay for those items

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Speaker 1: in the tires c in the era area in the

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Speaker 1: first place, once you got to be buying a tire

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Speaker 1: to buy other items too. Furthermore, when there's no cashiers around,

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Speaker 1: that is not a reason to leave the store. In fact,

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Speaker 1: when I'm in those situations, I think it's a setup

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Speaker 1: because soon as you try to walk out the door,

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Speaker 1: secure tady, an asset protection specialist gonna hop out like

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Speaker 1: gotcha bitch. And that's exactly what happened here. Asset protection

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Speaker 1: specialists popped out and told her go back in the store. Okay,

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Speaker 1: she refused, and because she refused, you know, she got arrested.

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Speaker 3: You know, she got caught. And now look here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: You know, the only reason the security guard was trying

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Speaker 1: to hil at her was to tell her stupid ass

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Speaker 3: And Charlamagne gives you donkey today. And I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 3: y'all something.

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Speaker 1: I know somebody coming down off of meth high when

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Speaker 1: I hear one okay, wandering around Walmart at thirty four

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Speaker 1: years old, walking around the store for three hours, stole

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Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty dollars of a bunch of random items.

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Speaker 1: Then though the security guard was trying to holler, trying

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Speaker 1: to kick it to her, that's her excuse for not

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Speaker 1: paying for the items.

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Speaker 3: Meth okay, these are the stages of meth, the rush,

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Speaker 3: the high.

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Speaker 1: She walked around Walmart waiting for the hide of way off,

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Speaker 1: and as it started the way off, she started tweaking.

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Speaker 1: When folks is tweaking, they lonely depressed. This is a

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Speaker 1: very dangerous time because they have increased hostility, irr ability,

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Speaker 1: and delusion. And you know what really grinds my giars

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Speaker 1: about that situation, though, Catherine, if the security guard did

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Speaker 1: try to holll at you, all you had to do

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Speaker 1: is entertain them. Men are stupid telling me looked handsome

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Speaker 1: in his uniform. Ask him if you're working out, Say

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Speaker 1: is that your flashlight? And you happy to see me?

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Speaker 3: Say ooh, is that lazy eye winking at me?

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Speaker 1: That security guard wouldn't have cared if you walked out

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Speaker 1: after that, he would have either paid for the items

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Speaker 1: for you or just let you slide. You gotta use

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Speaker 1: what you got to get what you want. Okay, as

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Speaker 1: women out here popping a whole poem poom for forty dollars,

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Speaker 1: you could have flirted with the fat security guard for

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Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty and got all your items for free.

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Speaker 2: Boom.

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Speaker 1: I should have been a pi caasft. Please give Catherine

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Speaker 1: the East the sweeps out of the Hamiltons. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: you are the dog gee of.

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Speaker 2: The day, dog gee all the day.

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Speaker 3: Ye.

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Speaker 1: That would have never happened to Sexy Red sounds like

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't have happened to you. That would have never

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Speaker 1: happened to Sukiana, okay, JT and Young Miami. That would

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Speaker 1: have never happened to them. Okay, They would have known

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Speaker 1: how to play that security guard. They would have had

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Speaker 1: that security guard wrapped around in their finger. All right,

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Speaker 1: look in one of their eyes if you want to trapped,

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Speaker 1: all right, the got your boom, then slid with one

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Speaker 1: hundred and sixty dollars out the store and I'll be back.

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Speaker 2: I'll be back in a couple of days.

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Speaker 1: He's sitting there, fat with the lazy eye like it

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Speaker 1: sounds like.

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Speaker 2: You use some of those. It's that a flashlight? Are

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Speaker 2: you happy to see me? It seems like you used that.

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Speaker 3: Before you judging the inner city girl of me.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's all right. You wanna play game? Not really?

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Speaker 2: M m, not really because I want to know?

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Well, I guess we'll play a game up.

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Speaker 2: I guess racing?

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 3: She's race don't really matter when you're from Florida. Okay,

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Speaker 3: but Florida.

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Speaker 1: Her name is Kathany, thirty four years old, walked around

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Speaker 1: Walmart for three hours before she stole one hundred and

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Speaker 1: sixty items. She said she stole the items and had

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Speaker 1: to run out the store because security was flirting with her.

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Speaker 3: Guess what racing?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna white?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 2: Ah? Because I feel like if they were black, they

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Speaker 2: wouldn't have stole a fish hook. They would have stole

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Speaker 2: things that they made sell. It was lying.

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Speaker 1: I made that up. I made the fish. I'm not

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Speaker 1: I made the fish. I mean she did I tell you?

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Speaker 1: I mean, you tell me, you tell me a drill

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Speaker 1: bit fish?

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Speaker 3: She did?

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Speaker 1: She did all that, all that stuff, she be lying

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Speaker 1: all the time. She did she stole those things, but

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Speaker 1: she didn't steal the fish. They said random items, so

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Speaker 1: I just threw. I just thought in my mind what

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Speaker 1: the random items would be.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is now. I don't know

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Speaker 2: what she is now.

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Speaker 1: I'm confused. Well, but you'll be happy to know that

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Speaker 1: you were correct. She is Caucasian.

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Speaker 2: Then you said black person's gonna try to flip something. Still,

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Speaker 2: and you can't get that much money for a fishok.

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Speaker 3: Right, I made the fisher cup.

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Speaker 1: The only reason I made the fisher cup because it

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Speaker 1: said what she stole and then it said random idels.

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Speaker 3: In my mind, based off the picture I saw, you.

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Speaker 2: Just said it would probably she probably would steal a fish.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, man, I'm gonna be honest with you. She looks think,

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Speaker 1: so I thought fish. So I just I don't know

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Speaker 1: why my mind went the fish. She looks like she

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Speaker 1: got a fishy older about her little bacterial vaginosis.

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Speaker 2: A little stinky. Yeah, that's a little stinky, little poo poo,

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Speaker 2: that's all. A little dirty paper.

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Speaker 1: Did steal two head colored kids, two drill batteries, and

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Speaker 1: some shampoo. And then it said a few random models.

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Speaker 1: That's what made me say fish hooks.

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Speaker 2: B et will see you tomorrow, Pece p et Now

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Speaker 2: Charlamagne asked this question.

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't ask this question.

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Speaker 1: I was in the control room listening to, you know,

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Speaker 1: our team talk, and I heard, I just heard the

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Speaker 1: question where do old holes go?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so let's open up the finishes.

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Speaker 3: It just got me to thinking, where do old holes go?

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Speaker 3: Because we all know the old hose.

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Speaker 2: Eight, because we knew when they was young. Five eight five,

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Speaker 2: we're already now one on five to one.

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Speaker 3: Well, it ain't now what are they doing church?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure listen, listen, I'm sure they've evolved, you know,

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Speaker 1: just because they used to, you know, pop that thing

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Speaker 1: for forty dollars back in the day, don't mean nothing.

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Speaker 2: Some of them, some of them your mama's.

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Speaker 1: Some of them your mama's. They got daughters. Some of

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Speaker 1: the new holes go talk to their mama. You'll see

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Speaker 1: the applet on far too far from the trees.

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Speaker 2: Talk to the holes. I hate y'all. All right, let's talk.

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Speaker 2: Eight hundred five five five one.

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Speaker 1: Come on, all of y'all know y'all out there right

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Speaker 1: now thinking to yourself.

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Speaker 2: Damn all?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 2: All holes go to heaven?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Boy, all dogs go to heaven. I'm sorry. Eight hundred

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Speaker 2: five eight five one oh five one all male.

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Speaker 1: That's that's true. If you could, you called male hose dogs.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, the who hell is that you want.

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Speaker 2: To turn turn? Come on, come on up a little bit,

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Speaker 2: up a little bit, come on, about to play one.

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Speaker 2: We're about pay a little bit. It's about to play where

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Speaker 2: the old holes coast. The question turn up the breakfast

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Speaker 2: club