1
00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,640
Speaker 1: Jubile phone taps are brought to you by bud Light.

2
00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,640
Speaker 1: Bud Light, the perfect beer for whatever happens, an official

3
00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:11,119
Speaker 1: beer partner of your Seattle Seahawks the Morning. Hello, what

4
00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:15,680
Speaker 1: Texbox want to present the twelve phone Taps of Christmas?

5
00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:23,079
Speaker 1: Number six? Well, Hi, I was looking for Courtney. Courtney.

6
00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,279
Speaker 1: How are you? My name is Casey Ryback. I work

7
00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:31,240
Speaker 1: at the ticketing department for the Seattle Seahawks. Okay, are

8
00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:35,880
Speaker 1: you doing okay today? Yeah? Yeah, I'm good. Well listen,

9
00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,919
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because the NFL Ticket Exchange sent us

10
00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:44,040
Speaker 1: over your information because you apparently excited. Yeah, you apparently

11
00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,239
Speaker 1: bought tickets to the Big Game this Sunday. Yes, yes,

12
00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,680
Speaker 1: I can't wave. My friends freaked out when I was

13
00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:54,160
Speaker 1: able to get them. Well, I'm calling to let you know. Unfortunately,

14
00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,360
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to refund your money on those tickets

15
00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,040
Speaker 1: and you won't be able to use them. I apologize

16
00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:06,920
Speaker 1: for any inconveniences. Are you kidding? No, I'm not what happened?

17
00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:11,240
Speaker 1: What's wrong? Did I get like scam or something? I

18
00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:14,080
Speaker 1: don't Oh no, no, no, no, no no, no, there's no scam.

19
00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:16,520
Speaker 1: Those are the real tickets. Um, we just can't let

20
00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,959
Speaker 1: you go to the game because of your team affiliation.

21
00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:23,960
Speaker 1: I think you know what I'm talking about. Oh, that's

22
00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,560
Speaker 1: not even funny. I know it's not funny because I

23
00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,600
Speaker 1: was kind of offended when doing research. I went to

24
00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,640
Speaker 1: your Facebook page and saw that you are a forty

25
00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:34,959
Speaker 1: nine Ers fan. So we're definitely not gonna be able

26
00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:37,280
Speaker 1: to let you into the game. Are you serious? Right now?

27
00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,720
Speaker 1: That cannot be happening. We're happy to refund your money.

28
00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,520
Speaker 1: I just can't let you in. You have to be

29
00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,400
Speaker 1: kidding me, because there's no way. That is so not

30
00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,640
Speaker 1: right and so not fair. It's typical of a forty

31
00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:51,360
Speaker 1: nine Ers fan, I guess, whining and complaining about everything. Listen, wait,

32
00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:53,240
Speaker 1: what did you just say to me? I said, you're

33
00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,000
Speaker 1: typical of a forty nine Ers fan, where you're kind

34
00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,000
Speaker 1: of whining. Oh this is this is such a book.

35
00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:01,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to that game already, have those tickets. There's

36
00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,920
Speaker 1: nothing you could do about it. If you are, just

37
00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,520
Speaker 1: drop that goddamn attitude right now, because I'm gonna be

38
00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,320
Speaker 1: there and I'm gonna be tearing my head up. You

39
00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,519
Speaker 1: better believe I'm wearing my forty nine Ers jersey and

40
00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,519
Speaker 1: all the year. I can put on my body, ma'am.

41
00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:12,919
Speaker 1: There's plenty of things I can do about it. I

42
00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:14,680
Speaker 1: can cancel your tickets so you won't be allowed in,

43
00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,920
Speaker 1: and I can put security on alert to watch for you.

44
00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,480
Speaker 1: That is not even funny. This is so wrong. I

45
00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,000
Speaker 1: have as much right to go to that game as

46
00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:26,160
Speaker 1: anybody else. Okay, ma'am, obviously you're upset you. I think

47
00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,679
Speaker 1: I might be mad if you're trying to tell me

48
00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,400
Speaker 1: I can't go to the game. Now, here's what I

49
00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,600
Speaker 1: can do for you. Okay, I can let you into

50
00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:36,519
Speaker 1: the game on Sunday. Yeah, if you're wearing a Seahawks jersey,

51
00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this has to be a joke. No. No,

52
00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,119
Speaker 1: if you're a way, this has to be a joke.

53
00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,040
Speaker 1: You'll have to check in with the staff. It will

54
00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,160
Speaker 1: call to make sure you're dressed appropriately, and then we

55
00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,040
Speaker 1: can let you into the game. I'll be wearing my

56
00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:51,440
Speaker 1: Kaepernick jersey when forty nine Ers take the Seahawks, and

57
00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,040
Speaker 1: it's gonna be awesome to see it happens. Typical that

58
00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:58,079
Speaker 1: you choose that douchebag, isn't it? Do even understand what's

59
00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,000
Speaker 1: going to happen? This weekend calling, Katherine, it's gonna all

60
00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,280
Speaker 1: over your team. Did you say I'm going to fall

61
00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,960
Speaker 1: over your callin Kaepernick jersey, Because that's exactly what I

62
00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,359
Speaker 1: plan on doing. Oh my god, that's so absolutely revolting

63
00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:11,920
Speaker 1: and discussing. You are so not gonna have a job

64
00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,600
Speaker 1: by the end of all this, because this is the

65
00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:16,320
Speaker 1: most ridiculous thing I have ever encountered in my entire life.

66
00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to that game and I'm gonna watch nine

67
00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,799
Speaker 1: kick the sea. Just just try to show up, ma'am.

68
00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,200
Speaker 1: I will meet you at the gate. I will pull

69
00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,800
Speaker 1: that jersey off of you, throw it on the ground

70
00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,120
Speaker 1: in front of you, and just take a big doucer

71
00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,720
Speaker 1: right on top of it. I can't wait to you there,

72
00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,440
Speaker 1: because you know what I'm gonna do. As soon as

73
00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:32,520
Speaker 1: I I'm gonna punch you right in the damn face,

74
00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,240
Speaker 1: and then i'm gonna slap you around a little bit,

75
00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,640
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna take my jersey and I'm gonna

76
00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,640
Speaker 1: hang you way from the top of the staty and

77
00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,360
Speaker 1: they will watch you dangle there and you can watch

78
00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,560
Speaker 1: the way game. Courtney, Courtney, what this is actually jewel

79
00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,320
Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety

80
00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:51,320
Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Oh

81
00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,960
Speaker 1: my god, your buddy Marty set you up. Oh my god.

82
00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:57,000
Speaker 1: He said he's a Seahawk fan and didn't want you

83
00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:01,520
Speaker 1: go into the game. All god, I'm so good at

84
00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,000
Speaker 1: that game, and I'm gonna cheer my head. Also, this

85
00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000
Speaker 1: is the first time anybody's threatened to strangle me with

86
00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:09,240
Speaker 1: a jersey in a phone tap before, So congratulations on that.

87
00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:14,120
Speaker 1: It's a big game. I'm not going to game. That

88
00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,120
Speaker 1: was the number six phone tap of twenty four Call

89
00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,520
Speaker 1: now for your exclusive prize fact powered by Xbox one

90
00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:32,880
Speaker 1: eight six six moving. We don't have to worry about nothing.

91
00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:37,240
Speaker 1: We got the five and we've run in one hell

92
00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:43,799
Speaker 1: of something. They they're gonna see this amount of space

93
00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:48,279
Speaker 1: out of space lighted up like with the size of

94
00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:59,599
Speaker 1: the human face. Human face. They don't know what they heard.

95
00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:04,640
Speaker 1: Off to the world. Don't be raising our hearts, shine

96
00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:09,680
Speaker 1: up to the sky, because we gotta fire, fire fire, Yeah,

97
00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:14,640
Speaker 1: we gotta five five five, and we're gonna lay it down. Durn, durn, durn.

98
00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna lay down, burn down, durn, gonna hip