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Speaker 1: d n C in Chicago. Everyone, The d n C

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Speaker 1: is Pauline, I would say, former President of Barack Obama

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Speaker 1: closed out the second night of the Democratic National Convention

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Speaker 1: last night in Chicago.

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Speaker 2: Headline there you go, that's what happened.

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Speaker 1: They Common performed an My friend Stephen Holt from NBC

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Speaker 1: sent me a picture of Common doing a like a

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Speaker 1: sound check. Okay, I'm like, oh comments in Chicago. Who

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Speaker 1: knew all the time, Like does he live here?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Look at them. I see we went far and wide

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Speaker 1: for our performers. I mean, who else has performed so far?

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Speaker 2: Last night? Yeah, they were getting lit last night. I

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Speaker 2: did see that John performed a sing. He was like

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Speaker 2: it had somebody with the roll call. Maybe I didn't

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Speaker 2: see the whole.

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Speaker 3: Thing in Georgia did their role call?

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Speaker 2: Like oh yeah, okay, there you go. Because I just.

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Speaker 1: Saw the cliff and I was like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the context is. Yeah, I mean I have you know,

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Speaker 1: you know, I watched all of the RNC minute to minute,

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Speaker 1: and I'm all, my DVR is all the DNC minute

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Speaker 1: to minute. My house is the situation room. I mean

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Speaker 1: I just I need to catch up. Only yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: some glasses and you know the little clipboard. Yeah that's all. No,

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Speaker 1: I need that guy in my living room with the

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Speaker 1: with the magic board. Well, now hold on, if we

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Speaker 1: click on these four and then the world's over. But

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Speaker 1: at these three and then.

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Speaker 2: This one county. Yeah, it's only ninety five percent done.

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Speaker 1: Well or exactly only ninety six percent appreciation the reporting, but.

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Speaker 2: Just could go anyway.

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Speaker 1: The intensity the guy rolls his sleeves up, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh boy, you're in the middle of it, aren't you.

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Speaker 1: The magic board, I have one of those in my house.

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Speaker 1: There's another a Boweling misunder It's just a misunderstanding. This

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Speaker 1: is this is Kiki this, I mean, this is not

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Speaker 1: somebody spoke to somebody and this is some kind of

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Speaker 2: Right, I mean, small issue because we.

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Speaker 1: Love Boeing and there's nothing ever wrong with the Bowing

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Speaker 1: product as far as we're concerned. I mean, my goodness,

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Speaker 1: do I love them. The FAA has ordered inspections of

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Speaker 1: Boeing seven eighty seven, though apparently there's an issue with

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Speaker 1: the seat, the pilot seat, which I you know it's important.

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Speaker 1: An incident in March where a La tam Airline's plane

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Speaker 1: went into a sharp dive after a seat in the

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Speaker 1: cockpit jolted forward and disconnected the autopilot has now led

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Speaker 1: to inspections. So there are one hundred and fifty eight

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Speaker 1: seven seven eighty sevens both like as affected by this.

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Speaker 1: The Boeing spokes first and in a response to the

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Speaker 1: order that the company fully supports the directive.

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Speaker 2: So they got to make sure the seat locks.

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Speaker 4: They try to find anything to do besides get them

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Speaker 4: people down from space.

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Speaker 5: I mean.

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Speaker 1: Those people are like, I don't care if the seat works,

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Speaker 2: You get the bullying joke, don't you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, because people have been like, what's your

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Speaker 1: obsession with Bolling. I'm like, well, it's just the greatest

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Speaker 2: Who cares about this space? Maybe that's what happened.

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Speaker 6: I'm telling you this loss of crew, that's what that

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Speaker 6: I think I sent it to you.

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Speaker 6: They were saying potential loss of crew, like they might

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Speaker 2: Like they're dead. Yes, Like they're saying they could just

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Speaker 4: Yes, there's other people in that space age and be like, yo,

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Speaker 2: Saying it might be a loss of cruise situation that, yes,

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Speaker 6: Movie where he flies out there and.

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Speaker 2: Gravity or like Armageddon.

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Speaker 1: Where was it Bruce Willis, he just gives his body

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Speaker 1: it's just a really sad story. Some residents in southern

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Speaker 1: this is to prevent burglars from using Google Maps to

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Speaker 1: It's also important to have proper signage on your property,

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just a naive idiot, but you gotta be.

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Speaker 1: You gotta have big kahones to go robbing houses now,

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Speaker 1: like house to house, I mean, think about him. Everyone's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but you see it all the time, Like if

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Speaker 4: and they just post videos all the time, like people

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Speaker 4: just this guy was in my backyard.

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Speaker 4: Even though right, even like the package thieves, they just

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Speaker 1: no way not happening, guys. The world's oldest person has

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Speaker 1: one hundred and seven. First of all, I'll never live

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I got a good Your voice will live

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Speaker 1: And finally there's a woman who's facing eviction over three

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Speaker 1: It was like, no, I said hi, you said hi.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, long story short, she won and she gets one

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Speaker 2: Was one fish. Oh wow, that was sort of defeat

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Speaker 1: But I'm just sort of wondering about maybe maybe there's

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Speaker 2: Are an idiot?

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Speaker 1: The bird like hates me because I'm saying that there's

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Speaker 2: I had a bird. You did. That's a story alone, Shelly.

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Speaker 2: Wait what? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Now, wait a minute, where have you been, Shelley? I've

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Speaker 1: been talking about this for twenty minutes, right, Shelley. I

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Speaker 2: I didn't about the bird. You. Yeah, me too. Wait

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Speaker 3: You were passionate, so we were just looking at you

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Speaker 3: Let me start with Kiky. How big was this bird?

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Speaker 2: Kiki? How big was it? And what was the bird's name? Tweety?

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Speaker 2: I named all my pets tweeting tweety. And how long

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Speaker 2: meet the Lord? Oh yeah, one day he was just so.

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Speaker 1: The world had him for two years.

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Speaker 2: Just rocked on.

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Speaker 7: He was rocking in one day, he just rocked and fail.

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Speaker 7: Yeah oh no, two years, Jason, Yes.

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Speaker 2: I think they're supposed to live longer than that. But

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Speaker 2: I was feeding bird.

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Speaker 7: It was crazy because I was cooking chicken at the time, and.

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Speaker 2: The bird got scared. He probably faked this. He probably

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Speaker 7: He like.

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Speaker 1: He saw you got a job at KFC, and he

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm flying away.

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Speaker 2: I'm worried about this fucking chicken. It was your bird.

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Speaker 2: It's not cool. It's not cool. She had a great life.

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Speaker 2: He had a great life. He had a nice cage.

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Speaker 2: It was beautiful. Okay, But did you feel like did

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 7: So I would try to pet him and he would

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is kind of what I'm talking about. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Mine would go on the finger and she'd come out

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Speaker 2: a bird? No birds here seal. Her name was pretty girl.

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Speaker 2: Did you was was she nice? She was so nice?

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Speaker 1: I did?

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Speaker 2: She was my first pet. Okay, Jason, did you feel

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Speaker 3: So she would like bite your finger if you like

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Speaker 2: Was two years? Oh my god? No, theses are on forever.

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Speaker 2: The more I think about it, Shelly Short, it's not.

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Speaker 1: All that surprising that you had a bird of some kind.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what. Just yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It just seems like you would have been the kid

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Speaker 6: Because my mom was allergic to dogs, we so growing up,

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Speaker 6: I had hamsters, and then we had the bird. Ours

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Speaker 6: was named Sonny because it was like a cockatoo or

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Speaker 1: That's not a sentence that you want to say without

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Speaker 1: more later about that. Hi, Judy, you're about to educate me.

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Speaker 1: You're about to tell me that the birds actually made

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Speaker 5: So, first of all, my daughter became obsessed with them.

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Speaker 8: I'm like, mom, does not want to pet?

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Speaker 8: The way, you can't.

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Speaker 5: You can't take that with you anyway, Going on the

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's one of the animals that, like,

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Speaker 8: Act because it is an eighty plus year obligation.

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Speaker 1: First of all, that who wants to hatch Wait, they

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Speaker 2: Him assage bread Wait where which says Kiki.

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Speaker 4: There's a thing that if you cook with certain oil seasoning,

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Speaker 2: You kill the damn thing that is dead because of you.

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Speaker 9: Tweety is dead because of you. Judy calls up here

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Speaker 9: and says that bird's supposed to live eighty years. Tweety

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Speaker 2: It's a heart.

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Speaker 1: Attack from watching its brothers. Shouldn't kill it. Then the

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Speaker 1: cook another bird being like, if I get big, that'll

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Speaker 2: You were a good bird. You killed tweeting. What is

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Speaker 8: I think because I have heard about that's depending on

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Speaker 8: what you have in the household like that, Yes, Judy,

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Speaker 5: And who else needs a service animal? Someone who okay,

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Judy, thanks for calling. You have a good day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, look, there's no bird hate over here. I'm just

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Speaker 1: I guess birds are too, But you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: They come to you and they lean into you, and

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Speaker 1: tell you one reason that I would know what bird

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 1: As if it wasn't traumatic enough to watch its brethren

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Speaker 2: I can't believe the rest of the day. Can't get

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