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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis durand phone.

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Speaker 1: Tappened taking away scary. So, Laura, you want to play

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Speaker 1: his phone tap on your husband? Noel?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: Right, this man is the king of practical jokes. It's

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Speaker 2: like one of his national pastimes. I want him to

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Speaker 2: get a scare for a change.

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Speaker 1: He's very protective when it comes to his money and

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Speaker 1: his bag account.

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Speaker 2: Right, that's absolutely correct. He's a miser.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you call him first and tell him you've

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Speaker 3: depleted his account and the bag is freezing the rest

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Speaker 3: of his money.

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Speaker 2: Sounds great? Hello, Hi, Hanne, It's Laura. Yeah, Hunt, you

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Speaker 2: got a minute? Yeah, what happened? Well, a while ago

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Speaker 2: I had taken out like a Discover card, and you

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Speaker 2: know I used your account information in order to get

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Speaker 2: the card, and then you know, I declined on the payments.

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Speaker 2: And when I came in this morning to work, they

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Speaker 2: served me with a subpoena. Oh, crop, so they're going

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Speaker 2: to seize your assets.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I didn't think they would do it. I mean, Mark

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Speaker 2: is going to try to fight it and stuff, but

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Speaker 2: I don't know there there this yeah, oh yeah, did

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Speaker 2: they say they're gonna touch minds already now, yeah, seize already.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got like six thousand dollars in Laura.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know how much time I see

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Speaker 1: to get that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I know now and now I'm really yeah, honey,

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Speaker 2: that's that's everything I have. I'm sorry, God, damn it. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna I gonna have to go to the bank.

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Speaker 2: They can't take my money. Yeah, I think they took

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Speaker 2: it already though, Honey. They won't let you make a withdrawal.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Well how much were you old before?

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Speaker 2: It's like three thousand in change, but they double it.

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Speaker 3: But why didn't have to take all six I.

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Speaker 2: Can I don't know. No, well I don't know, and

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Speaker 2: we can't pay them just so they don't take my

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Speaker 2: whole money. Yeah, I'm working it out. I'm working it out.

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Speaker 2: I just called you in advance to let you know

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Speaker 2: I'm never going to put money in the bank no more.

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Speaker 2: I know it's better under the mattress man. There goes everything,

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Speaker 2: everything that forced everything down to tinded everything I have

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Speaker 2: hope for it. Yeah, damn it.

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Speaker 1: Six thousand dollars bound up strain, all right, all right, bike.

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Speaker 1: That was great.

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Speaker 3: Now call him back and introduce me as the bank

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Speaker 3: representative in charge of his account.

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Speaker 2: All right, saw you? Okay, hello, I know well it's Laura. Listen.

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Speaker 2: I got the bank on the phone. Okay, okay, mister

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Speaker 2: mc andrew, Yes, okay, my husband's on the line. You

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Speaker 2: want to explain the situation him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a purchase on April tenth at Palisade

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Speaker 3: Center Mall from a Discover card of three thousand and

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Speaker 3: fifty four dollars.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't aware I had a Discovered card.

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Speaker 3: Well, there was a purchase made at several clothing stores

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Speaker 3: on that date.

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Speaker 2: No, that wasn't I don't have a discovered card I

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Speaker 2: had it.

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Speaker 1: Did you make purchases on it?

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Speaker 2: I did. It was a couple of things. My sister

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Speaker 2: bought a few things. I bought a few things. We

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Speaker 2: needed a few things.

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Speaker 1: And then when Steven came thirty days later, I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't anticipate not having the money. I didn't think it

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Speaker 2: would come to this, but it did.

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Speaker 1: Now we got it.

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Speaker 2: Now we got to get the three thousand doll of

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Speaker 2: them for them to get my money back. Excuse me, sir,

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Speaker 2: why are you cursing? When the man can hear you.

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Speaker 1: Why are you cursing like that, sir?

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Speaker 2: I'm not cursing that you.

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Speaker 3: It's also going to be a fee of three hundred

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Speaker 3: and fifty dollars added.

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Speaker 1: To all that, three hundred fifty dollars for what it's.

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Speaker 3: A courtesy fee. Come on, And there's also a service charge.

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Speaker 1: I'm not paying no service charge.

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Speaker 2: I'm not paying No, no, three fifteen.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna get three grand.

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Speaker 2: That's it.

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Speaker 1: That's the bull. Okay, there's a handling charge.

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Speaker 2: No, that's no.

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Speaker 1: That that's no is No, that's bull.

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Speaker 3: No it's not, sir, it's our policy.

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Speaker 1: What's that noise?

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Speaker 3: Strength backing by so we have customers like yourself on

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Speaker 3: board all the time here.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me? Yeah, you heard what I said, sir.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're lucky over the phone, because if you wasn't

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Speaker 3: right next to me, you.

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Speaker 1: Get your mass wax. Excuse me, sir, you heard me.

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Speaker 1: Don't get loud with me, sir. I get loud.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it. Oh my god, you're getting personal

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Speaker 3: with me and I'm trying to keep this on a

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Speaker 3: business level.

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Speaker 1: I don't got time for this book. Hey, Noel, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I got you. You believe it's that see one

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Speaker 2: hundred phone tap my ass?

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Speaker 3: Oh, you know everybody in the.

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Speaker 2: YEP, I'm gonna be.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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Speaker 3: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 3: all participants.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 2: the Morning Show