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Speaker 1: I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll

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Speaker 1: is Sizzle Master. They call me Sisson, also season Ray Sisson,

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Speaker 1: Ray Mundo, Sisson, Ray Mundo Slater. What's up you guys?

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Speaker 1: At Sisson. I'm from the North, I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 1: I live on the West Side with Bazer guys. And

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Speaker 1: I got a video here the lunch sent me that's

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Speaker 1: burning a hole in my pocket. I'll go ahead and

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Speaker 1: play it, man, and here you go. I culture series

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Speaker 1: Simon Levi. But I hope you doing well. How you do, guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm in big trouble. Listen my enemies Covada. I put

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Speaker 1: to take it to the bank, open my private jet.

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Speaker 1: We are going to a rule by my friends and

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Speaker 1: we'll land up and listen. So louthers, Nation for Life,

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Speaker 1: send me send me that video. Simon LVIV from tender

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Speaker 1: Swist coach they got his asked to say Bovada put

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Speaker 1: They said, my enemies are after Meada, but we also

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Speaker 1: just contribute whoever paid for this, thank you, but you

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Speaker 1: contribute it to his Ponzi scheme. Who it's so worth

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Speaker 1: it and like that is so funny. I am like

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Speaker 1: Now the you know what it is? Absolutely it's short enough.

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Speaker 1: big trouble. Listen, my enemies Bada, I put a dollar

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Speaker 1: we're going to a rubo. It was he serious or

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Speaker 1: you I'll find it. But also you you know now

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Speaker 1: how the girls got swindled because Eddie just goes, we're

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Speaker 1: the baby mama don't give That's amazing, dude, dude, I

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Speaker 1: got even props though, for reading everything they said to read. Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: hold on, as you guys being cameo people, how long

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Speaker 1: you guys. Do you longer than that? It just sound

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Speaker 1: that you guys do it for like three minutes, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe four sometimes? Yeah, you feel like dropping it down

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Speaker 1: his his Gucci short So that's good dude, that was awesome.

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Speaker 1: We ever paid for it. Respect. So here's what happened.

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Speaker 1: like this before? What happened? Half the people were like

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Speaker 1: he's reading all this crap, being like it's the dead

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Speaker 1: I mean, that is so funny, Like, yes, he scanned

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Speaker 1: You know what else is hilarious. Tom Brady is becoming

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Speaker 1: an actor. Yeah, but he's playing himself. He's following the role.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. It's a big difference than trying to

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Speaker 1: know what, tom Brady is going to be a part

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Speaker 1: of that documentary whatever, it's interviews. What did you really

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Speaker 1: He's a funny dude. We just haven't had been exposed

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Speaker 1: to it now I believe he just pulls the panty

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Speaker 1: Peyton Manning. Did we know Peyton was funny in the NFL? No,

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Speaker 1: He's funny. Here's the thing. Once people start becoming actors

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Speaker 1: they're gonna hate him. That was funny. They're gonna hate

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Speaker 1: his ass. Coach. Let's give it up for coach. I

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Speaker 1: think Tom Brady, I'm I'm not excited about the movie.

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Speaker 1: go watch this? Well? I mean, I bet I know

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Speaker 1: how it ends? How do you think it ends? He

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Speaker 1: wins the craftizerbles, Patriots come back from down tuck rule.

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Speaker 1: know how to get rid of the kid. Lyle the lonely.

418
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 1: He was relentless. I mean, you know growing. I mean, Eddie,

419
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: you are, don't You have kids stay the night at

420
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:11,159
Speaker 1: your house sometimes? Yeah? So, I mean you're acquiring more kids.

421
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 1: It's not just like your family's two man and woman,

422
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 1: three kids. There's gonna be kids staying the night. There's

423
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,360
Speaker 1: always gonna be other kids in the picture once, especially

424
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 1: once your kids start getting outgoing. So you playing with

425
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 1: Lyle the Lonely, that's a weekendly thing. You're next weekend,

426
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to teach kid how to throw the

427
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,960
Speaker 1: football because he's gonna be the neighbor kid that comes over.

428
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 1: Kids are always going from house to house, stay in

429
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 1: the night, riding in cars. Because that's interesting, right, Like why, coach,

430
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: why didn't you just play with him? Like why didn't

431
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 1: you just say, all right, play with my kids and

432
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,439
Speaker 1: I Lyle here, I'll bounce you up and down with

433
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 1: my other hand. I'll hold my kids with the other

434
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 1: hands because I have two kids, so it takes two hands. Right.

435
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,080
Speaker 1: But you could also be like, all right, boys, give

436
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 1: me a second, I want to play with Lyle. No,

437
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,479
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give up my time with my kids.

438
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 1: So so just your kids are the important kids in America?

439
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:02,120
Speaker 1: Got it, Lyle the Lonely, screw all the other kids

440
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,119
Speaker 1: in the world. That's not what's what it sounds like.

441
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying. I am saying listen, man,

442
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 1: Like if I only had one kid and you want

443
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: to play and okay, and the age difference just makes

444
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:16,120
Speaker 1: it hard because he wants to play crack the egg.

445
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,240
Speaker 1: My two year old can barely get on the trampoline

446
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:19,960
Speaker 1: without falling couch. The two year olds are the best

447
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: to crack the eggs. My two year old Ven doesn't

448
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,439
Speaker 1: even know the concept of putting his arms around and locking.

449
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,919
Speaker 1: And I mean, oh, he starts clapping because he forgets

450
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 1: the name of the game. The game is over in

451
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 1: two seconds. Like he can't play those games. The age

452
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 1: difference was just too big. And I don't know the kids.

453
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 1: Lyle should have been the egg. You make Lyle the

454
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 1: egg coach, and then you three start jumping and try

455
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:47,639
Speaker 1: to crack him. They wouldn't have been jump high enough

456
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: to get him off the trampoline. Yeah, and then here

457
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 1: comes all of a sudden, now he has a dad.

458
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 1: I'm getting my asking. Lyle the Lonely's dad finally sees

459
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,240
Speaker 1: him bouncing in the air. He's like, are you playing

460
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: cracked egg? About? How about I crack your damn s goal?

461
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 1: Come over see. I think Lunch was too worried about

462
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: I can't play with somebody else's kids. I'll be on

463
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: the child list. It's not a thing. It was more

464
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 1: more while than Lonely was kind of annoying. Too, because

465
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,640
Speaker 1: my kids were getting blocks out of the phone pit

466
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 1: and they like to stack him on the edge of

467
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 1: the phone pit and then knock him in. So they

468
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 1: were getting them out, and so Lyle was putting him

469
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 1: over here somewhere in the time on the corner. No no, no, no, um,

470
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: just on one of the trampolines. It's right by a trampoline,

471
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 1: and he was trying to fill up the whole trampoline

472
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 1: with the the phone blocks that they were taking out.

473
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 1: But they just want to set him on the edge

474
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 1: and knock them back in, and so he would start

475
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: yelling at them. When he would, they would start not no, no, no,

476
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 1: that's not what they're We're trying to fill up the trampoline.

477
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,680
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, Lyle, they're doing what they want

478
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,800
Speaker 1: to do. Now you want to talk to Lyle. No.

479
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 1: I talked to him, but I just didn't want to

480
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: play with him because now Lyle just hears no all

481
00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,600
Speaker 1: of a sudden. I mean, no, Lyle, no, Lyle No.

482
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,679
Speaker 1: I mean you gotta give the kids some positivity. You

483
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: know what I saw at that trampoline place. Uh, they

484
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 1: were taking the blocks out and the block foams and

485
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 1: they put stacked them up and made a fake wall

486
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: in a corner and made like a little room. And

487
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 1: I'm over there playing like what are they doing behind

488
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: that wall? What do check the email? Coach? And I

489
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: go look around the wall and there's two teams making out.

490
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: I said, uh, I get the wall, break it down,

491
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: hell out of here? You too? What do you do?

492
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: I did? I did, knocked down the wall, knocked down

493
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: the wall, and like, get out of here. Their kids here,

494
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: what are y'all doing? Get out of here. There's a

495
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 1: phone bricks. They're gonna one kid's gonna pull a phone

496
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: breck and see you guys, he's gonna pull the phone

497
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: brick and see your exactly. Get the hell out of here.

498
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: And they're like sorry, sorry, sorry, And they left you

499
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: busted kids and making out? They do them behind there?

500
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: Come on, coach, they were probably fifty no, no, they

501
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: were probably five kids there and were these they were

502
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 1: behind the phone wall. They were smart enough to build

503
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 1: the wall. What were those boys doing? M they're making out?

504
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: Aren't they? As a boy and girl? Oh he's sowed out. Man,

505
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: he's already lost interest. What did that? Emails say? Coach?

506
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: I was trying to question I was trying to not

507
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 1: assume that it was a boy and a girl. Yeah,

508
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: he's look good for you, coach. I'm just saying, it's

509
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: crazy to me that they at least we're smart enough

510
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: to build the wall so the other kids wouldn't see.

511
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 1: No man, go outside, you know, go on the parking lot.

512
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,719
Speaker 1: Fun to go on the parking lot and go by

513
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 1: the dumpster. Gross, you'd rather just build the fake phone wall. Yeah,

514
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,439
Speaker 1: build the folk a little bit. Kiss me for the

515
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: first time next to the sewage plant. Yeah, I mean

516
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 1: there's would you make out with the chicks? We used

517
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 1: to do it at the roller skating ring. Slides, Uh,

518
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: there was. We'd go in the background corns. Yeah, you

519
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: slide halfway down. You would go that's pretty good, that's

520
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: really good. Yeah. Uh, you go in the back right corner.

521
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: Or they had a little jail right at the front.

522
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: You would go into the jail like it had It

523
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 1: was not really a jail. It was just like a

524
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,440
Speaker 1: man that had wood in front of it that looked

525
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: like a jail, and you would go and take them

526
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: in there and make up. I mean, but but the

527
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: skate center was easy. It was dark. It was dark, dude,

528
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: always that back right corner. I mean you just made

529
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 1: out the whole time, the trampoline places. It's not dark,

530
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 1: No it's not and a lot of people running around

531
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: and lots of kids. And that's why they build that

532
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: phone wall. I knew something was fishy to do. I

533
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: saw that phone wall, Like, what's going on back there?

534
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: Where were your kids anywhere near there? Yeah? They were

535
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: in the little pit next to it. And that's what

536
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, Like there are a

537
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: bunch of kids in that wall, your kids to say, Hey,

538
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: I love is love, Like, let the kids like the

539
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: hardest fluttering still in the age of that girls kids

540
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: and girls like, let them live that life until because

541
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: you know, the rest of their life they're gonna be

542
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: like I want to kiss more girls. I want to

543
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: kiss girls. Let them live the innocent life for a

544
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,199
Speaker 1: little bit at some point, is it just gonna be?

545
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 1: You know? They went to school that Monday. A right, man,

546
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: this old guy the freaking like we had the phone

547
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 1: pits set up, with the wall set up, and a

548
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 1: stupid old dude came over and hated on our game,

549
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,440
Speaker 1: Like you you are the guy that you used to

550
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: hate when you were younger, Like when you're at wherever

551
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: you are and making out, you didn't really make out

552
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: that you well in the jumping part. People that work there,

553
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: Isn't that what they're supposed to do keep kids from

554
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: misbehaving hooking up. There's only two people that work there,

555
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: and there are two other ones. There are two other

556
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: ones and they're like fifteen years old. They were the

557
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: ones making out and they're jumping on trampolines doing flips,

558
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: making everyone good. Oh they're so good, look at them.

559
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: That's another thing there was. There was the workers or

560
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: player as they jumped. If I own that place, i'd

561
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: shut that down day one. I also want to give

562
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: a message out to Flipping Felicia, the girl, the girl

563
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 1: that's there to practice her gymnastics routine. Hey, Flipping Felicia,

564
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: calm down because she has you know, they have the

565
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: two ones with long runways, and she acts. Flipping Felicia

566
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: acts like she is so annoyed when kids are running

567
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: back and forth because she's trying to do her double flip,

568
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: backstand hand whatever, Like she's taken up the whole thing.

569
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: And she when a little kid run out there and

570
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: bounces gives them the stink. I like, really, are you serious,

571
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: I'm here to practice my gymnastics. Like, go somewhere else,

572
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: go to the gymnastics gym. Don't get upset at the

573
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: little kids running out on that flipping Felicia. Did you

574
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: tell her something? No? But I saw her dad standing

575
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: there going hey, guys, can you move telling the kids

576
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: to move off the ramp the runway, and I'm like, dude,

577
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: this is not the place and the time. There are

578
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: hundreds of kids here. If you want her to practice

579
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,959
Speaker 1: her gymnastics, go somewhere else, or come when it's not busy.

580
00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: And what I'm realizing now is once you become a parent,

581
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 1: you just lit, eat, sleep, and drink parenting lunch. Even

582
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: when he's not parenting his own kids, he's parenting, flipping Felicia.

583
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: And I mean, so I don't have kids, so people

584
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: don't look at me as a paris. You do coach eggs,

585
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: So you are just your Your life is parenting. You're

586
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: now parenting the next generation where wherever you may be,

587
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: and even if it's not your own kids. That's crazy

588
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 1: to me. You're now viewed as somebody who has to

589
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: control environments a little bit and parent them because of

590
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: you being a parent. I'm gonna tell you something real,

591
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: and it could be sad, but it's real. There comes

592
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: a point in your life when you become a parent

593
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: and you realize that you are going to die and

594
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: your kids will live on and all the younger generation

595
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: will live on beyond your life. So you take yourself

596
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: out of everything, so you don't exist right now, coach

597
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: everything I do, it's for my kids and for kids

598
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: all over the world. That's depressing. What I do doesn't

599
00:30:56,600 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: matter anymore. What matters is how we treat our children

600
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: because they will carry on your legacy. When the kids

601
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: are seventeen starts smoking weed and have no ambition and

602
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: don't even drop out of high school and don't do college,

603
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: that's possible. Then at that point and then it comes

604
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: it becomes about me again. Look man, like, wait, what

605
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: what our job here is done? Once we have kids,

606
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: We're done. No, you're you're crazy. You still need to

607
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: live for you something too. There's nothing to coach. We

608
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: we've lived golf, do you know? I mean just to

609
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: just to survive. Honestly, when I play golf or go

610
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: off the dog, I'm surviving when I drink a beer.

611
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: I need that. That's my uh, that's my mushroom. I

612
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: got a phone number for you. If you need the beer.

613
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: That's a problem. You need it. Sometimes you need My

614
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: wife needs the wine. Sometimes you need a coach. Until

615
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: you have kids, you have no say in this. You're

616
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: gonna see that beer and you're gonna be like, that's

617
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: my mushroom. Give it to me right. You'll feel that.

618
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: You'll have those feelings one day. You don't drink beer, though,

619
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: So what's your what's your beer rooms? It's funny that

620
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: you say mushrooms. Hey, honey, let me do a ripper,

621
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: but you come on in here with the ski lod

622
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: yeager bomb. Hey, speaking of kids, we got an email, Hey, Lunchbox,

623
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: Eddie and Ray. The question is geared towards Lunchbox and Eddie. Sorry, Ray,

624
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: I know you have your twenty three eggs. How did

625
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: you guys do potty training with your boys? My son

626
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: is going to be three in March, but needing some advice.

627
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: Absolutely love you guys. You are wicked awesome. Thanks guys,

628
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,479
Speaker 1: Megan from Boston lunch Box take it away. I mean

629
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: you did it in one day, now, I did it

630
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: in three days, three or four day weekend. We just

631
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: kept them home from school, took the diaper off, and

632
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: let him run around naked the first day or two.

633
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: Uh and once they they they pee on the floor

634
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,719
Speaker 1: once or twice and they're like, oh, that's weird, and

635
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: they start learning that hey, I need to go to

636
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: the potty and you just kind of you can't go

637
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: when hewhere for that day and then the first like

638
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 1: you put diapers on at naptime. I think we read

639
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: Oh crap On Potty Training? Is the book. It's real short.

640
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: It's called oh crap On Potty Training? And let me

641
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: think I think that's right. I mean, that's a good

642
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: name for a book. Oh crap, I'm potty training. Yet

643
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: I'm texting my wife potty training. We're not waiting for

644
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: her response. And I'm pretty sure people can just google. Well,

645
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the right. I want to

646
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: make sure. I'm sure it's something around you to listen

647
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: into the mailbox. If it's just a question, you can google. No, no,

648
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: but hang up. Everybody has their different opinions and you're

649
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: wicked awesome. She's from Boston. That is how I did it,

650
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: and it worked great. We waited till about the same

651
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 1: time you did, a couple of months before he turned three,

652
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: and it was so smooth. And we had maybe one

653
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: or two accidents, and that is it. What about the

654
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: one when you went to the baseball game and he

655
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: shopped all over your car? Oh well, and then he

656
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: took a he took another dump when he was sitting

657
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: watching the game. He took like three dumps. And plan

658
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: when you took him to the car the parking a lot,

659
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 1: he took another. That was the hell of a day.

660
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: He had diarrhea and oh man, man, he die reading

661
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: his pants about four times. And they were all at

662
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: Eddie's kids baseball game a couple of times. We went

663
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: in the parking lot. So whoever was getting in their

664
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: car later he took a dump right by the door,

665
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 1: the car door. Somebody telling that story. That's disgusting. That

666
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: the lunch box stomach. No, I don't know what. I

667
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: don't know why that was. He must have had something, right,

668
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it was a virus. Ask him when he's older.

669
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 1: I mean, they have this uh fake toilet that you

670
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: put by the real toilet that they practice in forever, Like, yeah,

671
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 1: we have a little Elmo one, Yeah, you did three

672
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 1: days or whatever. Like we just always like, all right,

673
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: start peeting a little fake toilet, and sometimes they do,

674
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,280
Speaker 1: sometimes they don't. And then finally all of a sudden

675
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 1: they're like, take my diaper off, I gotta go pee.

676
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, look at that he peet in

677
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: the toilet. I think he's ready. And then they're just ready.

678
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: I don't remember any kind of like let's do this

679
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: and do that and then it'll come out. And that's

680
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 1: exactly how you do it. I think all kids are different.

681
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 1: Our kids somehow they just kind of trained themselves. They

682
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: realize it's snapped in their head that oh, I don't

683
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: want to wear diapers anymore. I'm going to pee and

684
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,920
Speaker 1: poop in this toilet. Have you ever had to call

685
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:22,760
Speaker 1: over a plumber for the fake toilet? Does it actually

686
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: go into the fake toilet? And then who dumps it out?

687
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: And you gotta dump it out? It's like a bed pant.

688
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 1: It's like a bed pant. One time I was dub

689
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: I thought that was a real toilet. Man, what is this? Honey?

690
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 1: I shrunk the toilet? WHOA who made the toilet smaller?

691
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 1: The bad part is is when they go in that toilet,

692
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: and then they're the ones that want to dump it

693
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: in the big toilet that gets messy because they I'm

694
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: so proud of my potty, let me dump it in

695
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,959
Speaker 1: the toilet and it slashes all over the floor. Hold

696
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 1: onto that from the tub. You got water everywhere. The

697
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 1: book is called oh crap, potty training. Oh that's it.

698
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 1: I like, oh crap, I'm potty training. Yeah, but it's

699
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: just oh crap potty training, that's it. Eddie definitely didn't

700
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: read a book, no coach. I mean, there were the

701
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 1: books are stupid because every kid is different. I mean,

702
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: that's that's the best thing you can say. There isn't

703
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: one kid on planet Earth. The way that I was

704
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 1: raised is different from my brother, different from my sister.

705
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: The way you guys are talking, everybody raises their kids different.

706
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: Half of them become cups, half of them become successful.

707
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: And I'll hang up and listen. Well, you could probably

708
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: avoid most of the cups. But there is one book

709
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: that I read and it said something. I don't even

710
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: remember the book, but and I didn't read the whole thing,

711
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: but there was something that said about um, about expectations

712
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 1: from your kids, Like when you raise a child. This

713
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: is crazy, dude, When you raise a child, uh, we

714
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: want we think that it's our job to show them

715
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 1: how to live in the world, right, Like you need

716
00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: to do this, You need to zip your pants up,

717
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: you need to tie your shoes. What do you do right?

718
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 1: No doubt, but this is about to be a deep coach.

719
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 1: I'm hitting the d I mean, Eddie gets really deep

720
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: on this coach. I'm always deep, guys, name this person.

721
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: Not when you're having sex. When you're driving down the

722
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: road and you look at all those cars with break

723
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: lights and you think, man, the government controlled all those

724
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: people and made them all get break lights. That was

725
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 1: a deep moment flashback from Eddie. Eddie, please go to

726
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: your crew. Will never forget that because it was great Coach.

727
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 1: I drive down the road and Eddie was right. Everybody

728
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 1: has break lights and everybody has headlights. Kids learn more

729
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: about what they see than what you tell them. If

730
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 1: you want your kids to grow up a certain way,

731
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: act that certain way, but you don't, it's hard. You're gambling, drinking.

732
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: It's hard, coach smoking. I would love to just lay

733
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 1: in bed, but I know that if I laid in

734
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: bed all day and just did my work watch TV.

735
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: My kids would think, Hey, that's what you do when

736
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: you're an at You go home after work, grab a beer,

737
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: and sit in bed all day. And that's what they

738
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 1: will do, even though I tell my kids, hey, don't

739
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: drink beer after every day of work. Don't sit in

740
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 1: your bed all day, Daddy, you've had six But then

741
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,799
Speaker 1: you do it all day. That's what they're gonna do. Dad.

742
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 1: What's this fish neck thing with six holes in it?

743
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,800
Speaker 1: So if you by finished last night betting in your closet, Eddie,

744
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: you want your kids to do this same way. Realize

745
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,959
Speaker 1: they're watching every move. So when coach your kids start

746
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: arguing about all stupid crap, that's because they learned that

747
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 1: from you, daddy. What's this piece of paper that says

748
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: plus one minus two plus Hey, I learned that from

749
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: my dad. Some things get passed down, boys, but that

750
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,879
Speaker 1: was always betting dad. What is this thing that says

751
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:45,359
Speaker 1: ledger and it has oh oh oh oh Dad? Why

752
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: is your credit card I was out? Dad? Why did

753
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: you write in red ink for this one? Why is

754
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: it always in red ink dad that? Why do you

755
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 1: only watch the last two minutes of a game, yad,

756
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: Why do you not want the black marker always the

757
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: red marker, always in the whole sun. So they learned

758
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: by examples what you're saying. Yeah, they learned more about

759
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 1: watching you. So what do you do every all day

760
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: to make them think, oh, man, I'm amazing, like like

761
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: old laundry washed dishes. Only when they're watching that. Wait,

762
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: it's only to put on a show. Got You've got

763
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: to show them that. That's what, man. If I lived

764
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: my life the way my dad, you know, like was

765
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 1: when I was growing up, he raised a great kid coach.

766
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: My mom raised this. Our dad was never home, but

767
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: dad was still there. When my dad showed up, he

768
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,800
Speaker 1: was drunk and he'd cook like steaks at eleven pm.

769
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: I'd wake I remember, I remember waking up and me like,

770
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 1: what's that noise coming from the kitchen. It's eleven three

771
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: and my dad's and his cowboy boots and his underwear

772
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 1: cooking a steak. I'm like, Dad, what are you doing?

773
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 1: He's like, come on, pull up a stool. I mean,

774
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,399
Speaker 1: he's pissed, drunk Dad. I need a high seat. And

775
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 1: for years I thought, that's wow, that's a dad, Like

776
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: that's what I'm talking about, I mean, show up at

777
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,959
Speaker 1: eleven PM and cook some steaks. Then I realized quickly,

778
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,359
Speaker 1: you know what, that's not a good thing, So I'm

779
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: not gonna do that anymore. I just do fajitas bud earlier,

780
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: and I don't have the cowboy boots. So what how

781
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: did your mom? Like, how did did you so when

782
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: he did pull up a stool, did you stay up

783
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: to like one am eating steaks with until my mom

784
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 1: would wake up and be like, get You're asked about

785
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Like what that told me to

786
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: hang out with him? And they might have be like,

787
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 1: come on, he's fine, I'll be up when he gets anyway,

788
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: but you could argue your dad created that something fun

789
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: side of you. I mean that there you go, then

790
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: why is that wrong? It's not wrong. You just realize

791
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 1: it's not sustainable. Coach, you can't live and the arrest

792
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 1: of your life that way. But I'm saying the way

793
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: you make it seem that you need to come home

794
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 1: every day to suit. Your wife needs to be in

795
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: a dress. You guys need to be prim and proper

796
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 1: while the kids are awake. The second they go to bed,

797
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: that's when you go Buck wild in the bedroom he

798
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 1: started drinking. They hear that too, because you locked your

799
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: door last night. It's true. I remember going to the door,

800
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,479
Speaker 1: got doors locked. Why is the door locked? I can't

801
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: come in? Hello? You know I was locking the door. Mom,

802
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: you locked the door and the do you know? Do

803
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: I know why? Now? I know? Yeah, that's really funny. Man,

804
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't have a lock on my door. I need

805
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 1: to get problem. That's about to be an issue. Well, yeah,

806
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: at this age, it's not an issue because they don't.

807
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: I mean they're good. Now. Your oldest will walk in

808
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: there in the morning, never in the middle of the night.

809
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: Like he never gets in the middle of night. He

810
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: just screams from his bed. Oh he didn't get up.

811
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 1: Now he doesn't get up, he yells. He learned. He

812
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 1: learned that from why were you giving mom CPR last night?

813
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 1: Just compressions? See, he learned that from you, dude, just

814
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: laying in bed and be like, hiay h, daddy's attacking Mom.

815
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 1: Get off. Oh we are the sword losers at gmail

816
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: dot com. Coach, can we please talk more NBA? Since

817
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 1: football season is over, I'm gonna get a shout out

818
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 1: for my little brother. First soccer game of the season.

819
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,720
Speaker 1: Make it out to Micah in Mississippi. Thanks Maddox Potts.

820
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: That's soccer. Yeah, he was saying, shout out for MICA's

821
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: first game. Oh yeah, Oh, you've got in trouble on

822
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 1: the Big Show. I was, I was going to NBA. Well,

823
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: he wants Maddox wants to talk more NBA. We got

824
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: but he wanted to shout out for his little brother, Micah.

825
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: More NBA less lifestyle. I'll tell you what we're talking

826
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: about in the NBA said that wherever his son is,

827
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: that is where he'll finish his career because he wants

828
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: to play one season. He's gonna play one season with

829
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: his son. You know how much pressure that puts on

830
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: his son. And it's just not realistic, is it. Yeah?

831
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: How can he hand pick his son's team A team? No, No,

832
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: Once he gets drafted, he's gonna make sure he's a

833
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: free agent that off season. Okay, see that's too much

834
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: playing God, you don't do that. No, you can do it.

835
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 1: He's gonna do it. It's and it's very feasible. It's cute,

836
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: but it's not it's not good. Let's bet on this ray.

837
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: You say that impossible you say it's no, no no, no, no.

838
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 1: I believe it's possible. But I'm just saying, when you

839
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: get like this, when you start to play god, it

840
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: doesn't work out like that. He's gonna get hurt, he's

841
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 1: gonna blow a leg, his son will be able to well,

842
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: there is never even start and we'll never even see

843
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: him on the court. He's telling you it doesn't happen

844
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: that perfectly. Where Lebron gets to say, my son is

845
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,880
Speaker 1: gonna play on my team, we're both gonna start. And

846
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: Lebron's not saying he's gonna play on my team. He's

847
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: gonna wait to see where his son gets drafted and

848
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: then Lebron signs there. No, this isn't Bill Murray and

849
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: Eddie Murray. This isn't uh Billy Ripken and Cal Ripken.

850
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: This isn't uh Eddie Murray. And this is Sandy Alamar

851
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: and Robert, Eddie Murray, Ken, Griffi Jor and Senior very Good.

852
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 1: Those are the ones that played together. I mean, we

853
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: could do the Busios and Bad Worlds, but they didn't

854
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: play together. And this isn't Hassleback and Hassleback. They were brothers. Okay,

855
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: um is Brawny going to play in the NBA. Well,

856
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: the Lakers are done Zoe, so Brawny might be out

857
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: before it. Little Brown even gets little by Little Brawny

858
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: is a junior in high school and they say he's

859
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:34,439
Speaker 1: like the number forty something that prospect in his class. Okay, yeah,

860
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: Bron is gonna be bounced out of the NBA before Brawny.

861
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. It puts so much pressure

862
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: on Brawny to be NBA ready in two years. Is

863
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: Brawny guaranteed to go to the NBA? That is My

864
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: question is if you're an NBA team and he is,

865
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 1: because there's only two rounds in the NBA draft, right

866
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: and you're sitting there and you're going, man, we have

867
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: the number ten overall pick. We have him rated as

868
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: the six f best draft choice. But if we draft him,

869
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 1: that means we get Lebron James for a year or two.

870
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: Do you draft him just so you get Lebron James

871
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: to sign with you? You draft him just so you

872
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 1: get eyeballs? So he's pretty damn good. I love your statistics.

873
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: I don't know where you got those from, if you

874
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: have a writer or what, but Arnold Brownie's pretty good

875
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: the clips I've seen, he's the big Actually, I think

876
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 1: there's actually a better player on his team. But outside

877
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 1: of that, dude, Brownie's head and shoulders above the compoach.

878
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 1: If you're not the best player on the team, you

879
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: ain't going to NBA. But he plays in the best

880
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: on the best team in the entire country, and he's

881
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: the second best player on the team. So that's in California. Yeah,

882
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 1: I mean they're out there in Cali. Do you know?

883
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: Do you know what school he goes? I have no idea. Um,

884
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: I think that whoever it is, like, maybe it'll be

885
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: the horn best prospect in his class. Again, that's not great,

886
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 1: that's not great. But but but does he have to

887
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 1: go to college? He has to be his graduating class,

888
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,440
Speaker 1: has to be out of high school one year, so

889
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: he could go G League for a year. Here we go,

890
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: So Bron is gonna be in the league three more

891
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: years of unsuccessful non playoff basketball. There he is. So

892
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: he is dominating. He's dominating until they lose. And the

893
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 1: I'm not saying his team is doing good, but Lebron

894
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,839
Speaker 1: is playing out of his freaking mind. He's playing great.

895
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: But he didn't do a good job. This is the

896
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: It's not Humper team. The super Team didn't the other

897
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 1: casting characters didn't align to create the uh seven Wonders

898
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: of the World, the Superpower. Right. Well, Anthony Davis has

899
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: made a glass. He gets hurt every other day. Russell

900
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: Westbrook just learned. He now that he doesn't have his

901
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: quickness to go the basket. He's not a good shooter,

902
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: so he's just terrible. Russell Westbrook sucks. I've seen some

903
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: highlights where he's missing, not even not making the basket,

904
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: he's missing the whole rim. He'll hit just a backboard Eddie.

905
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: There's some absolutely hilarious clips of Russell rust Book trying

906
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: to shoot a shot. Is that Russell Westbrook hanging up

907
00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: and listening? Look? Uh, I think I was picking up

908
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: I was getting a glass of ice and it fell

909
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: to the floor and I picked out. I went down

910
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 1: to pick up the piece of ice that I dropped,

911
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: and I hurt my back. This is on pace to

912
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: be one of the worst analogies of one of the best.

913
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: I'm still fifty. I'm forty two years old, man. How

914
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: old is Bronn? I think thirty seven guys. The body

915
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: just doesn't play games. The body will not recover the

916
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: way it used to. I don't care if he's doing

917
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,479
Speaker 1: great this year. Let me let me get a side

918
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: by side. Let me look at your body, look at

919
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 1: Lebron's body and stand up, all your pants down. Look

920
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 1: at this. Oh, I can see, I can see how

921
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,919
Speaker 1: you're comparing. You're back to Lebron's back, Brons a little

922
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: bit bigger there. Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go on

923
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:45,240
Speaker 1: with your analogy. I mean, it's physics, dude. The body

924
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 1: is gonna fail. The brain is gonna be there, and

925
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,399
Speaker 1: Lebron's head is gonna be like, you're still good, You're

926
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: still good. You can still hang with these dudes. The

927
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: body is not gonna be able to hang. So two years,

928
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: three years is risky. But if I were a bad

929
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: press NBA team like Press, like the Magic Charlotte Charlotte Hornets,

930
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: Charlotte's good, some team that just needs some like the

931
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 1: Cleveland Indians, the Knicks, like the Cleveland Indians of Major League.

932
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: You know they're like everyone's yeah, yeah, they would love this,

933
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: all right, you know what we suck? Anyway, Let's draft

934
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: a little brawny we'll get Lebron for a year, all

935
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,359
Speaker 1: eyes on us. They'll give us some money, some exposure,

936
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: and maybe some power to do some trades and make

937
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: something out of our team later. But I see this

938
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: as a win win for whoever drafts a little Brownnie

939
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:43,280
Speaker 1: and that could happen. That's fine, fine dandy. The LaMelo

940
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: ball hit the dad, uh what is his name? Ball gone?

941
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: He said, my boys are going to play in the NBA.

942
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 1: His vision couldn't have not only reached what he said,

943
00:48:56,360 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: but even ascend even farther than that. LaMelo A Lonzo

944
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 1: is fine. He's a serviceable player. Lamello is amazing. He's

945
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: so good, and nobody envisioned that. The dad was gonna

946
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: be right. Both his sons are all of his kids.

947
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: He's not as good. He dropped into the D League

948
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 1: overseas somewhere, but I do. All three of them played

949
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: in the NBA, and one of them is a superstar. Now,

950
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: his vision epic. Lebron, the way you're presenting this to me,

951
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 1: he needs three more years. Lebron sometimes injured. Lebron's on

952
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: a really sucky team right now. It's gonna really depress him.

953
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: It's really gonna depress it. They're not making They're gonna

954
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,719
Speaker 1: be in the playing in. They may get on the

955
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: same team together, but I'm just telling you it's gonna

956
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: not be cute. It's the Lebron is gonna be hurt.

957
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: The Brownie's not gonna be good. Can't start. Maybe they

958
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: do one pass together. It's not gonna be every night. Hey,

959
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: you're watching Brawny and brown and Knight. Okay, it's not that.

960
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: Never gonna be that. And I will hang up and

961
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 1: list the n f T will send for itself for

962
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: a lot for the rest of our lives. But if

963
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: you do draft Brawny, are you gonna feel pressure to

964
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: start him? Because Lebron is absolutely not him and him

965
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: and him and his dad can play in the fourth

966
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: quarter when you when you're winning by like thirty, or

967
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,720
Speaker 1: you're losing by or losing by thirty, either one, that's fine.

968
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: But he ain't starting. You're not doing that crap. And

969
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 1: what's Lebron gonna do. I'm gonna quit if you don't

970
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: start him, Lebron, You're only gonna be here for a

971
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: year anyway. Shut the hell up. That's so interesting. I

972
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,240
Speaker 1: just read that, and I was like, Damn, that's putting

973
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: a lot of pressure on his son, saying, hey, you're

974
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: gonna be ready for the NBA in two or three

975
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 1: years technology. Lunchbox, so my son four year old, I'm

976
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: gonna be in radio until he's eighteen. So that means

977
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: Lunch has to be in radio for fourteen more years

978
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: so that they can do a show together. I guarantee you,

979
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: out of all three of us, none of our kids

980
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: are gonna do radio though. I don't know. Maybe if

981
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,879
Speaker 1: Lunch and his son both did radio to other that's

982
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:05,280
Speaker 1: an impressive feat seeing it now, but Lebron's are same age.

983
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: I guess he just had kids younger. Yeah, okay, so

984
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:13,479
Speaker 1: it's more seeable. But if one of us are kids

985
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: like Eddie, your son camera like you used to hold

986
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,919
Speaker 1: a camera in the same career path and you guys,

987
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: and he's shooting, that's only four more years, dude, he's

988
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: the camera guy shooting you and you used to be

989
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: the camera guy. But he's now shooting his dad doing

990
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: a TV P. I mean, I don't know when he

991
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: graduated high school. I don't know what that but for

992
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: four years for grad school in six years, five years, Boomer,

993
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 1: we're gonna stay here for five more years. Whenever Boomers here,

994
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 1: I always tried to teach him some of the stuff.

995
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, Boomer, if you hit this, it'll play Fetty Waller.

996
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: If you hit this, it hits Astronaut in the ocean.

997
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: So that maybe when Boomer is out of college at

998
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: twenty two, if I can stick around for another eight years,

999
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: so i'll be forty four, me and Boomer can do

1000
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: audio together. I'll have one earpiece, he'll have another. Me

1001
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: and him will both be hitting keys at the same time.

1002
00:52:00,719 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, hit that, Julio clip. Boomer hit it, Julio.

1003
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 1: Welcome to tightens up, baby, typed up. Welcome to Nashville. Baby.

1004
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: How you doing a good job, Boomer, I'm gonna hit

1005
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: fetty wapp. So that is my goal. Much we'll have

1006
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: two of you guys back there running the board. See,

1007
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: because I look at it as my second kid. He

1008
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: is so outgoing and just talks all the time. He's

1009
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: only two. And we went to the doctor earlier this

1010
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 1: week for his two year check up, and the doctor

1011
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 1: said he is talking at a three and a half

1012
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 1: to four year old level. What about you? He is

1013
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:41,399
Speaker 1: the one so are you a lot like his dad?

1014
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: He's also talking at a three or four year If

1015
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 1: there's gonna be one that's gonna get into radio, the

1016
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: Gift of Gab, it's gonna be him and Gift or ga.

1017
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:55,440
Speaker 1: Never never say that again. Never not at the guy's podcast.

1018
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: You can say it if you want to get on

1019
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: a tea with Teresa or four Things with Amy Brown

1020
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: Cross the up shout out Gift of Gab. Yeah, I

1021
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: think I think I heard that over there when she

1022
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: was I was on her podcast last week. I think

1023
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: she said that to me. I don't know, but he

1024
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: he would sit down next to me and I'd be like, dude,

1025
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: it's time to get let's get down to business. Let's

1026
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 1: get down. Let's get down to business. Let's get down.

1027
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:25,200
Speaker 1: I bet your race son is gonna be just like

1028
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: the tinder swindler is gonna sit him down. The young

1029
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: I was like, this is our idol, this is what

1030
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 1: we want to be. I mean, because you want all right,

1031
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: Eddie like, who's the shadiest first you've ever met? I mean,

1032
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 1: you want to know how shady day is right? And

1033
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 1: I mean I've not I've not brought this up. I

1034
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: was gonna just let it die. But with the Tinder swindler,

1035
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: it just makes me realize that that it brought up

1036
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 1: the bad memory. Go. So we have this thing called

1037
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: the Sore Losers Convention in Lost Vecans, right, and so

1038
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 1: we have all the cultures coming in from all over

1039
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: the country, and we have our Sore Losers merch gonna

1040
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 1: be on sale. But before they can see the Sore

1041
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: Losers merch, Ray and his wife are walking around the

1042
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: casino selling Ray merchandise instead of our merchandise, and my

1043
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: wife just me, Ray, what's the problem, dude? It was.

1044
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,799
Speaker 1: It was really a conflict of interest. I had no

1045
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: idea up until the week before we were doing Sore

1046
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 1: Losers merch. If it would have been sorted out a

1047
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 1: month before, that had been fine. This dude was pressuring me.

1048
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, I'm sending out all your merch man,

1049
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: It's be a great time to sell it. I was like, okay,

1050
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,240
Speaker 1: that's fine, send it out there. So he sends all

1051
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:41,280
Speaker 1: these boxes of my merch I'm talking hundreds of dollars

1052
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 1: worth of my merch and I was like, all right,

1053
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 1: everything's good, everything's good. And then I'm like, oh, crap,

1054
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,360
Speaker 1: and so a month before I'm like, hey, they're starting

1055
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: to talk about sore losers merch being there, and I'm like, dude,

1056
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: that's such a conflict of interest. I mean, I definitely

1057
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,840
Speaker 1: can't do both of them. Alright, alright, well let's just

1058
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,399
Speaker 1: play it by ear. So it's all good. There's gonna

1059
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: be no sore losers merch. I never hear anything. I'm like, dude,

1060
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 1: go ahead, baby, and I swear the next day after

1061
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: he sent all this merch out there, that's when I

1062
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:09,760
Speaker 1: learned we're gonna have sore losers merch. And I was like, great,

1063
00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: I either pay this dude four hundred dollars to send

1064
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: it all back and say sorry, I'm in I'd be

1065
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 1: an idiot I gave you the go ahead too soon,

1066
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 1: or I tried to sell some of it and just

1067
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:23,000
Speaker 1: act like I gave it a college try, which is

1068
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 1: what I did. So I sold some made a couple

1069
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. I was like, there you go, and then

1070
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:29,479
Speaker 1: I told him. I was like, there was other merch there.

1071
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: So it was very I couldn't sell. Really, I did

1072
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 1: my best. I sold like five shirts and that was it.

1073
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 1: But it wasn't me being like sketchy or sneaky, and

1074
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: how does that make you feel? I feel okay, I

1075
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: like that, feel better about it? I feel better. I

1076
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 1: mean we know Ray pretty well, and he's he's got

1077
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: a good he's got a good heart. He has a

1078
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: good heart, and he's a people pleaser. Like he doesn't

1079
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 1: like any kind of no conflict conflict, so I'm not

1080
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 1: even no man, he's more life, less stress, all right.

1081
00:55:57,120 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: So he sees the situation like, hey, in light, it

1082
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 1: looks good. Oh crap, now there's a problem. They got

1083
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 1: their own merch. He was stuck between a rock and

1084
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: hard place. We get it right, you know what I mean.

1085
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: He's a good guy because he always from the beginning

1086
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, we'll give you a merch line. I

1087
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: was like, cool, good idea until we actually did it

1088
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,439
Speaker 1: and it ended up not being that lucrative. So it's

1089
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: like it was fun, let's just sell the rest of it.

1090
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: Get But then he's like, hey, I'm sending all these

1091
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,120
Speaker 1: boxes out there. Cool. I mean, I don't give a crap.

1092
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 1: I'll throw a slang some T shirts. But then yeah,

1093
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 1: then it got pushed, got to shove, and I was

1094
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 1: like rap, and my sister was there. Everybody that was

1095
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,279
Speaker 1: there at ground zero. I was like, holy crap, I

1096
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: have so many bodies like not only did he send

1097
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 1: a couple of T shirts, I mean he sent ten

1098
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,879
Speaker 1: thousand dollars worth of merchandise, probably that it was sitting

1099
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: in my hotel room. And I'm just like, what am

1100
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 1: I going to do? Never again am I agreeing to

1101
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: something until I know definitively okay, you're gonna sell it.

1102
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: And it literally missed by a day. I go send

1103
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,080
Speaker 1: it all out boom. He sent it the very next day.

1104
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna it came together, We're gonna do merch. I'm like, okay,

1105
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 1: and Ray, I love your sweatshirt, like the Sissan sweatshirt.

1106
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: And and I didn't know that I was gonna be

1107
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: pouring salt in the womb. But when would say, wom,

1108
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 1: that's where the baby comes up. Both you don't want

1109
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:18,479
Speaker 1: to pour uh coach. So I show up to lunch

1110
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: boxes hotel room in my Sissan sweatshirt and he goes, really, dude,

1111
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 1: you bought Sissan merch that's part our boy. Dude, check

1112
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 1: it out shop store Losers dot com. That's it. Have

1113
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 1: a good weekend, hey, are we gonna work on send

1114
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: him to the Jack Daniels Tent? No, because it's just like,

1115
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 1: why do we do swoo Schnike, just do it? Tell

1116
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:49,640
Speaker 1: me more? I like that, right, Scooba gave me the

1117
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: idea that we could say, send him to the Dak

1118
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 1: Daniels tent just flips too much though? Is that nobody

1119
00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:00,919
Speaker 1: will get that? Yeah? So that's what I'm leaning towards.

1120
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 1: You just can't say Jack Daniels. It's funny the inside joke,

1121
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: but that's all it's gonna go. Hey, did you guys

1122
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 1: like my logo? I came up with him? I do

1123
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,600
Speaker 1: like designing this logo look like the St. Louis Cardinals had. Yeah,

1124
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: accept that? Well we want to say that. No, not couch.

1125
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: You can't just say that because now St. Louis is listening, right,

1126
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 1: we can't do that anymore. All right, Hey, guys, I

1127
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 1: designed the logo for us. Does it look like the

1128
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 1: Yankees logo? Okay, okay, all right, forget Simon? What do

1129
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: you think you want? Boy? That video? Please? Oh? Why

1130
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: is it on mute? I mean, well, how do I

1131
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: refresh it? Simon? I gotta refresh it? Hey, put some

1132
00:58:45,440 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: let's get down to visits. Behind that it doesn't talk

1133
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 1: clear enough. Oh yes he does. Hold on you, guys,

1134
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: filibuster for me. I think he can do it behind it.

1135
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,680
Speaker 1: I mean he has the audio engine, is the audio genius.

1136
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: That's why I would be easier with Boomer here, because

1137
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: he could do one dial. I would do the other one.

1138
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: That's the thing, right right, You only have two hands,

1139
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: so and used us a new song. If you need

1140
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 1: a third hand, could you use your thing? And yeah,

1141
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 1: I do sometimes here you go, I culture here, Simon Levi.

1142
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 1: But I hope you're doing well. How you do, guys,

1143
00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:21,479
Speaker 1: I'm in big trouble. Listen my enemies Bovada. I put

1144
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,240
Speaker 1: a dollar on it because Ray said to look it up.

1145
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,920
Speaker 1: Now they want me, they want me, they want me

1146
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 1: to take it to the bank. Open my private jet.

1147
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,480
Speaker 1: We are going to a rule by my friends and

1148
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: we'll end up and listen. So loser's nation for life.

1149
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: That would have been tough for him. Look it up,

1150
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: said Ray said, look it up. And dude, he probably

1151
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 1: knows Bova. Oh my god, you got Bovada for a

1152
00:59:56,960 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. He gets everybody for money. Just is all right.

1153
01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 1: We'll see you good. Hey, we got Low Cash on Monday.

1154
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 1: Low Cash gonna be on the podcastday Chris and Preston.

1155
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: Chris and Preston from Low Cash coming on Monday. Guys,

1156
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit that one out. No, you'll be on.

1157
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: We were able to fake your voice. No, no no, we

1158
01:00:16,120 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: interviewed them right, but you'll be on the other part

1159
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:19,840
Speaker 1: of it. So you go be on the podcast. I

1160
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 1: use clips to your voice saying my voice and lock

1161
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 1: it up. No, I I just kept hitting you. Hang

1162
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 1: up and listen. I'll hang up and listen. I'll hang

1163
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 1: up and listen. Hey, we did a hologram of you.

1164
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 1: All right, I would good weekend? Ever, Hey, where's the

1165
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 1: golf at this weekend? No? No, no golf golf? It warm?

1166
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 1: No know what I'm saying. Oh? Watching Key West? Watch

1167
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 1: out for Burger? All right? Is it a Key West? Yeah? Nice?

1168
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 1: All right? Are you watching the Saudi? No? No, watching

1169
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,680
Speaker 1: mL Star since weekend? All right? Oh can't wait. You

1170
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 1: better better get rid of what we get out of here.

1171
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 1: We're done. Ah m.