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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eekins. I'm calling from Instacart and I'm

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Speaker 1: just letting you know that your groceries have been all delivered.

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Speaker 1: They are in the refrigerator and put away in the cupboards,

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Speaker 1: and everything is all good in that department. What, yes, everything, don't.

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Speaker 2: You mean outside? What are you talking about? I'm sorry, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, there is one thing I needed to speak

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Speaker 1: with you about. But they've all been delivered, all put away.

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Speaker 1: Everything has been done perfectly. I think I think you'll

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Speaker 1: be very happy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry. I feel like i'm hearing that you

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Speaker 2: say you put them in my house.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and that was the thing I needed to speak

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Speaker 1: with you about. So this is my first day delivering groceries.

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Speaker 1: You're actually my first stop.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: And I had assumed that the door would be open,

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Speaker 1: but it wasn't. So I want to let you know

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Speaker 1: that I will pay for any damage out of my pocket.

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Speaker 1: Damage to what the window. I tried to pick the

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Speaker 1: lock and that did work very well. If the lock

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Speaker 1: is broken too, then I'll also pay for that. But

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Speaker 1: I went ahead and let myself in the window in

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Speaker 1: the living room, and I want you to not worry

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Speaker 1: about it. I did not get any blood anywhere on

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Speaker 1: that white couch.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you kidding me here? What are

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Speaker 2: you talking about? You don't you? Are you okay? I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna calm down for one second. You are telling me

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Speaker 2: you went into my house. It's through my window. You

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Speaker 2: broke my window.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I had no choice, and I'm so sorry. But

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Speaker 1: I got the rock out. I clean up all the glass,

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Speaker 1: and I made sure to clean it up before I

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Speaker 1: even crawled in, just so I wouldn't get, you know, cut,

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Speaker 1: and then get blood all over the floor.

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Speaker 2: What you no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: no no. We do not need to talk about this.

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Speaker 2: You are going to.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, is something wrong. I will pay for

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Speaker 1: any damage.

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Speaker 2: Like I said, Oh yes you will. You will also

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Speaker 2: be going to jail, my friend, because you do not

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Speaker 2: go into my house. You don't break into someone's house.

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Speaker 2: Are you insane? I am literally calling the police right now.

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Speaker 2: What is your name?

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Speaker 1: Be Well? I guess I just don't know how the

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Speaker 1: groceries were going to get in your refrigerator and everything.

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Speaker 2: You don't put the groceries in my refrigerator. Did you

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Speaker 2: not go to basic training? It is just it goes

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Speaker 2: in the box outside the front door. Right now, what

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Speaker 2: would you what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: What would you like me to put in a box

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Speaker 1: in front of the front door.

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Speaker 2: The groceries, you fool?

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Speaker 1: Well, if I left it outside in a box, someone

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Speaker 1: could just come along and take it. So I thought

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Speaker 1: that what I was supposed to do is go into

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Speaker 1: the house and put it away for you.

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Speaker 2: Someone. You broke into my house and you're afraid someone's

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Speaker 2: gonna take my grocery.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes I did. I did vacuum.

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Speaker 2: You you went to my house and found the vacuum.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I went the extra mile, Like I said, that's it.

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Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm calling I'm hanging up right now. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna call the police, and then I'm gonna call your

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Speaker 2: company that you work for and let him know what happened.

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Speaker 2: And and I'm leaving work right now so I can

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Speaker 2: get home and figure.

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Speaker 1: Out how don't wind don't leave work because this is

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Speaker 1: actually Dubal from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank

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Speaker 1: on you and your husband. Jamie set you up. It's

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Speaker 1: a joke. You ordered grocery delivery for the first time

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Speaker 1: and have been like freaking out about it.

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Speaker 2: Come on, doesn't want to relieve my stress, not like

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Speaker 2: bringing heart attack.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties,