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Speaker 1: You'all listening to the voice, come on dig me now,

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Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey, I got a radio show.

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Speaker 1: Real grateful for that. You know it's funny, man. I

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Speaker 1: the gist of it was, don't be upset with where

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Speaker 1: and the small position that you have right now, because

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Speaker 1: that where you are now it's so temporary because now,

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Speaker 1: is a very fleeting process. Now you can change where

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Speaker 1: no difference. I'm telling you, folks, the thing that I've

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Speaker 1: more abundantly. That's a scripture that He comes to you

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Speaker 1: Hey Shirley Strong Day. Hey Steve Harvey, good morning, said

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Speaker 1: I love my life. Calin for Rell, good morning. It

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Speaker 1: Oh you know, boy? You know tom left, you know

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Speaker 1: you ain't in my family, have you damn mask? It's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: asked the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the

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Speaker 1: asked the CLO CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. This

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Speaker 1: one is from Ken and Dothan, Alabama. Ken says, my

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to read you. Uh that run the buck? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: you not as long as I got the money to

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Speaker 1: pay my boot rental. You don't give a damn. I

424
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: don't want your money. You're glad, can't cut no man mine.

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Speaker 1: You understand what I say to you. I'm understanding what

426
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 1: you're saying. And if I got to call the law

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00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,359
Speaker 1: about you being discriminate law, you can call anything body

428
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: you want to call. That's money. You're not gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: You understand what I'm telling you. Now. You bring you

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00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: no time? My goodn't Hanney won't. I'll be waiting on you.

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00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm I'm coming down that this eating then I'm coming

432
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: and I'm coming to up y'all because you got the

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00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: nerve the discriminade gives me. I don't know, I ain't

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00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: got my coming the fire. Well, who came you? Mom? No,

435
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 1: you're nothing, darling. I didn't fix you, fam Calley they

436
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 1: give me. They give me this number and say you

437
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: is the one that do the hiring round the barber shop.

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00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: You don't call my personal number. You called my shop.

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00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: Don't call you money. No, what difference do that make it?

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00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 1: If I'm some man looking for a job, he did that,

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00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: don't give it. You don't call my personal phone. You're

442
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: gonna watch your tone with me. What you're gonna do.

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00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna watching my shot. I tell you one

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00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: thing you're gonna watch. You're gonna watch me get on

445
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: your just why are you gonna get on You can't

446
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: say me? I hang up on you. I got one

447
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you. This is

448
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 1: Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just

449
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 1: got pranked by your cousin. Man, you ain't no good. Hey, mister,

450
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: I got to ask you, man, what is the baddest

451
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,

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00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvard Moaning Show. On my fifty fourth birthday, five,

453
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 1: I was in the building board. Yeah, man, happy birthday.

454
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,960
Speaker 1: And you still play too much on your birthday? Yeah, yeah,

455
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 1: you gotta do that. I'm gonna be playing even more ignorant.

456
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 1: When I get to Orlando, Florida. Oh yeah, it's just

457
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: about sold out. So if you're trying to come see

458
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 1: the Nephew Memorial Day weekend, you better hear everybody, because

459
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 1: the Nephew is coming five shows only two on Friday,

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00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: three on Saturday. That is Memorial Day weekend tickets. A

461
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: few tickets left, So come let your board laying in

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00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: the cut is Tampa, Florida. You already know that is

463
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: what that's June. What day is that? Let me see?

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00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: Oh seriously, Steve, don't say six and twenty seven. I

465
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: will be in Tampa, Florida at the improper right now.

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Speaker 1: It's time. Next week, I will be headed to Orlando, Florida,

467
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend. Ticket night sail right now. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Birthday Boy coming up at the top of the hour

469
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: will have some entertainment and some national news for you.

470
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: That's coming up right after this you're listening to show. Well, guys,

471
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: if you've ever wanted a piece of Janet Jackson, and

472
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: I say, who hasn't, just know that it's not cheap okay.

473
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: People found out that over the weekend when over a

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Speaker 1: thousand items from her personal collection went up for auctions.

475
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: That's when they found out how expensive Janet Jackson really is.

476
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,719
Speaker 1: As we told you, that's how she celebrated her fifty

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Speaker 1: fifth birthday. She's one year older than you, Tommy. The

478
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 1: outfit Miss Jackson if your nasty were in the Scream

479
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: video with her brother Michael, pulled in one hundred and

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Speaker 1: twenty five thousand dollars. Okay, the jacket from the nineteen

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Speaker 1: ninety Rhythm Nation tour and the eighteen fourteen cap in

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Speaker 1: black satin gloves. She got eighty one twenty five thousand,

483
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: eighty one thousand. Whoa, that's a lot. Eighty over eighty

484
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:07,479
Speaker 1: one thousand dollars. Okay, that's a lot for that cap

485
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: in a jacket ahead, Yes, it was. Yeah. And then

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00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: one more thing, who one more thing? Listen to this?

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00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: One more thing. Kim Kardashian was able to score an

488
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: outfit from the collection too. Okay. She showed out twenty

489
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars for the get up from the IF video.

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Speaker 1: That was a black prompt top and the matching pants.

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00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: Remember that, I remember that. Yeah, So Kim Kardashian. To

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00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: answer your question, Tommy was one of the lucky buyers

493
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: all right, wasn't no whips and change for sale? Because

494
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: you remember she performed that else's and drug somebody, I'll

495
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: tell you with the whips and chain scared the hell

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Speaker 1: out my mama. I remember that was at the Concertma

497
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: to go baby, this mama's exit. Baby. I don't know

498
00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: why they dragging people crowded the stage right there. I'm

499
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: surprised she lasted that long though she did. Mama gonna

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00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: go to the casino, Okay, I know, I know my

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00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 1: place all right. In other news, we gotta say once

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00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: again happy birthday to our very own nephew. To Happy

503
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: birthday nephew. Thank you. You had a big, big birthday weekend.

504
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: You gotta tell us about it. I had an icebreaker

505
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: up my house on Friday where all the sponsors that

506
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: who was sponsoring on my weekend, they came over mixing

507
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 1: in Mingland. Saturday, big service project went to the to

508
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: this facility where nothing but veterans live and we painted

509
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: there on social media. Yeah yeah, we painted their entire

510
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: lobby on the bottom floor. So we did, you know,

511
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: did some service where it went around and met a

512
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: lot of veterans people that lived there, you know, and

513
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: they man, I just loved their spirit. They're all trying

514
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: to you know, some of them are just transitioning from

515
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: from a housing for facility and you know their next

516
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: step would be they get out and get their own

517
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Speaker 1: apartment and start living on their own. So it's just

518
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: it's just good to see them in the in the transition.

519
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: And then that the Sunday was the birthday bash place

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00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 1: Caught five Central in Houston, Texas. Everybody came out and um,

521
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: you know, donated and donated. I was getting I mean

522
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 1: I still got pulling checks out of my party. You know.

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00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 1: Well the last thing you wrote a check, I haven't

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00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: wrote a checking in that long time. Tell everybody you

525
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: could want to donate and support your foundation miles of

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00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: giving dot org. That's miles of giving dot org and

527
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: there's a button you can click on to donate and

528
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: help us give back. I appreciate it. I'm just so

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00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: happy that you do that because a lot of times

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00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: there are forgotten heroes. But um, anyway, wow, Steve, you

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Speaker 1: look very proud of your nephew. That's good. You should

532
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: be proud. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm proud of yeah. Oh,

533
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: I can't be no more proud. He make me any

534
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 1: more proud. I'm damn never be shamed, Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: without further ado, missay and trip you, thank you, thank you,

536
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: Happy birthday and few Tommy, and also to my father

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00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 1: in heaven, this is his birthday also and this is

538
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Speaker 1: a trip with the news. While the conflict continues to

539
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: rage between Hamas and the Israelis. On this day nine,

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00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: the death toll about two hundred and twelve, most of

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Speaker 1: them Palestinians, including sixty one children, a fourteen hundred others wounded.

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00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: Ten Israelis have been killed as well. President Biden says

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Speaker 1: he supports the ceasefire and he's trying to accomplish it. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 1: the President says the US is going to share its

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00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: excess COVID vaccines supplied with the rest of the world.

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Speaker 1: The President says, over the next six weeks he's going

547
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Speaker 1: to be sending out some twenty million doses of fire

548
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: zero Maderna and Johnson and Johnson vaccines on top of

549
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: astra Zenicas serium as soon as that gets the FDA approval. UNICEF,

550
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 1: from the World Health Organization, you know, have been urging

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00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: the wealthier nations to share their excess stores of the

552
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 1: vaccine with poorer ones. But mister Biden says he's happy

553
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 1: to do it, but he's not being totally unselfish. Rampant

554
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: disease and death in other countries can destabilize them those

555
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: countries and pose a risk to us as well. New

556
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,320
Speaker 1: variants could arise overseas that could put us at a

557
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: greater risk. And we need to help fight the disease

558
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: around the world to keep us safe here at home,

559
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: and to do the right thing of helping other people.

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00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 1: It's the right thing to do. Okay, get this. South

561
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 1: Carolina has now become the fourth US state to allow

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Speaker 1: executions by firing squad. South Carolina's governor Handing Masses signed

563
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: a bill into law that allows death row inmates to

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Speaker 1: choose between the electric chair and a firing squad. The

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00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: new law estates that lethal injection remains the primary method

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Speaker 1: of execution if the state has the drugs. However, apparently

567
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: South Carolina's supply of lethal drugs ran out in twenty thirteen.

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Speaker 1: The other three states that allow firing squads are Mississippi, Oklahoma,

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Speaker 1: and Utah, which has already put three people to death

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Speaker 1: that way. According to the American Civil Liberties Union in

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Speaker 1: South Carolina has a racist history, especially when it comes

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Speaker 1: to capital punishment, and the nineteen of the thirty seven

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00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: inmates currently on death row in that state are black.

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Speaker 1: Happens in Canada. An eighty one year old black man,

575
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: retired judge, taking his morning walk in Vancouver, British Columbia.

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Speaker 1: The other day, five white cops surround him, cuff and

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Speaker 1: claiming he fit the description of a man in his

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Speaker 1: forties Selwyn Romilly, the first black judge appointing to the

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Speaker 1: top court in that province. He says he was just

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Speaker 1: walking and the cops grabbed. They let him go once

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Speaker 1: they found who he was, and finally police in Kentucky,

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00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: you say, a man thought he could outrun authorities on

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Speaker 1: the State Highway, clocking one und to forty three miles

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00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: per hour. But he made two mistakes. Mostly he ran

585
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: out of gas and he was driving a bright yellow

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Speaker 1: twenty fifteen Fard and Ward Mustang. Back to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Harvey Morning Show. Well,

588
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for this moment. I haven't heard from

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00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: him a Mother's day. I resident poet Junior is here

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00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,839
Speaker 1: with a brand new poem for the birthday. Boy, let's

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00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 1: get before you go. I just want to introduce him.

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00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: His new name on poetry day is Jay Rapp jay rat.

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00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:21,399
Speaker 1: That stands for Junior's ragged Ass point. Na Na yeah, yeah,

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00:36:22,239 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: all right, okay Jay rap j A r p j

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00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: rap Junior ragged point. He didn't come, you know, Tommy, Man,

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00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: is your birthday? Man? You know I want to save

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00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: your birthday, Tommy and Uh. I have put some words

598
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: together man, just to test this, express myself to you

599
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: man for your birthday, because how much I love you, brother,

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00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: so I did just for you. I name this poem too.

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00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: It's called Tommy's Birthday Poem. Here we go, Wow, Here

602
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: we go. Here. It is just a tiny little something

603
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: to show you how we feel a little something something.

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00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: It's really no big deal. Short phrases on my paper.

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00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: That's what it's all about. Small phrases put together for

606
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: your big birthday. Shout out any bitty words one right

607
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 1: after another. Small minded sometimes, but you still my big brother.

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00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: So light the candles and cut the cakes, give every

609
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 1: one a piece, and we will serve you at the

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00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: kids table. Because that's something you can reach the end.

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00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, any bity words. I had to give

612
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,879
Speaker 1: it tea so you can understand the tea. Happy birthday, man,

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00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: that's it. We're gonna get you away. I seen that

614
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: coming that you can reach. I had how you feel that, man,

615
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: Feel good, feel good. I'm blessed to be healthy. Man,

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00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: that's what I am. Fifty four, fifty four years old.

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00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: Ten year difference, like you're only said yesterday at ten

618
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: A monster. Two dogs ain't gonna lie to you. Man.

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Speaker 1: A lot of stuff go away in ten. No. I

620
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: ain't depressing, but you know, if you know, you can

621
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,280
Speaker 1: stay fit like your boy. I try to stay agile

622
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 1: and everything. I was in the gym this morning. But

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00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: you know, it's just some stuff gold man. But I

624
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: try to be a young sixty four because man, I

625
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 1: got some friends. Man, y'all come home, bros. We gotta

626
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: do better than this. But we got a large group, man,

627
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: and we all kind of, you know, do things together. Now.

628
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: You know, we support each other health wise and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, because they're important to me. Man. These dudes,

630
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: man go back to college days, and two of them

631
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Speaker 1: go all the way back to those first people I

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Speaker 1: met in Cleveland when I was four. All right. We

633
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: were celebrating Tommy all morning and coming up at thirty

634
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,600
Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. Comedian and joke stealing. Pretty

635
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 1: touchy subject. We'll get into this. Get into it. You're

636
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 1: listening to Dave Harvey Morning Show. So on social media,

637
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: comedian Precious Hall Comedy said that at Leslie Dog stole

638
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 1: her joke while hosting the MTV Video and TV Awards

639
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: on Sunday Night. Now, Precious Hall Comedy claims that Leslie

640
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: stole her joke that she's been doing for years. She

641
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,959
Speaker 1: went on she went in on her ig page saying

642
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: it's not okay. Precious posted that the particular joke she's

643
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: been doing for years. She has also made t shirts

644
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: from it and has had a trademarked now Leslie, we

645
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: know Leslie Jones from Saturday Saturday Night Live. Well. Leslie

646
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:51,240
Speaker 1: Jones responded to Precious Hall, saying that she didn't steal

647
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 1: Precious's joke. She hasn't been in a comedy club in years,

648
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:59,439
Speaker 1: and she doesn't steal comics jokes, but that comedians write

649
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: similar stuff all of the time. Leslie went on to

650
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: say she has worked very hard to get where she

651
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:09,919
Speaker 1: is and this could have been handled differently. Leslie said,

652
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: I apologize once again if you think I stole your joke,

653
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: and nice to meet you too, Precious. So what do

654
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 1: you guys, what do you guys as comedians, as professional

655
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: comedians on this show, what do you guys have to

656
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: say about this? I think, um, I think a lot

657
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: of people are right from the same premise, But I

658
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: don't know the joke, so I have to hear it.

659
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: I'd have to hear both of them. But but everybody

660
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,960
Speaker 1: has touched on the same premise at one point or another.

661
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: So unless you're saying something verbatim, I don't know. I'd

662
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: have to hear hear it too to actually judge it. Yeah,

663
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: there are no new premises on planets. None. The subject.

664
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Speaker 1: When you guys say premise, you premise subjects, subject matter,

665
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: contexts such a subject matter and contact is open to interpretation. Okay,

666
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: here's the other thing. Once a joke is so old, look, man,

667
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: anybody can come along with any idea similar and you

668
00:41:09,239 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: can be mad about it. But if a joke is old,

669
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: and you know, it's like hard, man, it's like hard

670
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 1: when you hear somebody say I've been doing a joke

671
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: for years well, how is that because in comedy, man

672
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: is not like music, and I know what I'm talking about.

673
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm talking pure fact here. This is not an opinion.

674
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: So I know everything, I get everything I say. Get

675
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: to social media. Here goes Steve's head. This I'm telling

676
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: you fact. You can have a joke that you wrote

677
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,399
Speaker 1: and it be yours. Now. You can have a joke

678
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: that you're doing out on a comedy club circuit currently

679
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: and that's your set, and you do it, but when

680
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: you go back to that city, you can't do that joke, man,

681
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: because jokes don't transfer like songs. People come to the

682
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: concept to hear their hits. People don't come to the

683
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 1: concert to hear their jokes because they're not gonna laugh

684
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: the same way. So if you now, there are guys

685
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: who've been doing jokes for years, but their career is

686
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: not progressing. Because if you got the same set you've

687
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: had for five years, ain't nobody your Your career is

688
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 1: not progress So now, Junior, you heard how Precious did

689
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,720
Speaker 1: the joke, because it's something we can't play a morning radio.

690
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: So you heard how Precious did the joke, and you

691
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: saw how Less did the joke. What do you get.

692
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 1: I mean, you know it could be taken ass I

693
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: can see why Precious could feel that way, because you know,

694
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: if you like, if you stoke, people are gonna steal

695
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: the joke. They're not gonna tell the joke the exact

696
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: same way you told it. So but the cadence is

697
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: still the same, the delivery. And yeah, so I can

698
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: see how she could feel like, hey, you stole that.

699
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: You know, you stole that from me. That's why she's

700
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: having that feeling like that. I can understand from both

701
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: sides of it. And Leslie doesn't do comedy clubs anymore.

702
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: Ain't been in the club, did you know? And then

703
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 1: a lot of times, man like you're doing an MTV

704
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: set in anybody, They got writers on these shows. Okay,

705
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: here's the question. Do you think um that Precious because

706
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 1: she is upset about the jokes, should she should she

707
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 1: have contacted Leslie personally or should she put it out right?

708
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: But seem to go public with it. Yeah, that's the thing.

709
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 1: It's handled kind of crazy because now you put the

710
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: girl on the defensive. But I like what Leslie said

711
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: in that I apologize, but we could have handled it differently.

712
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: That's a true statement. Yeah, coming up now, but Leslie's

713
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: a bad girls, bad chick man. Oh yeah, so all right,

714
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: coming up next the nephew birthday boy with a prank

715
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

716
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

717
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter forward today. The

718
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: subject she acts like a bitter old bitty girl. You

719
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: and your subjects of your old Let me be clear,

720
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 1: I know, I know. Wait till you hear that, he

721
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 1: ty all of that, all of that Right now, the

722
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: birthday boy is in the building with today's prank phone call.

723
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Speaker 1: What you got for us today? Right now? Birthday, Well,

724
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,359
Speaker 1: on the fifty fourth day of me being born, I'd

725
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: like a first day thank you so kindly too, everyone

726
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: who came out in Houston, Texas and celebrated my birthday

727
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,720
Speaker 1: as we raise money for veterans, which is miles of giving.

728
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: So I don't want to thank everyone who came out

729
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: that my golf tournament it was on Monday, Oh dear

730
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: sold out of course, And of course are you today

731
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: on your birthday? One of those people in his head,

732
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: one of them people anyway, raise some good money this

733
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 1: weekend from my foundation Miles and Given. So it was

734
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: a big, big, big, big blow up and I'm just

735
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: glad of the success that came this weekend. So big

736
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: ups to the Miles of Giving Foundation. Thank y'all for

737
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: the support. Yeah, people flew in from all over and

738
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: pretty good. And it is on the road, the Miles

739
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: of Giving in the Birthday Bashes on the road next year,

740
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: next year, this this time. Next year, it will be

741
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: in the n O, New Orleans. Okay, So the party

742
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,919
Speaker 1: is gonna be a party in New Orleans. It's gonna

743
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: be a comedy show in New Orleans. It's gonna be

744
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 1: a golf tournament New Orleans. The Nephew is taking the

745
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: Birthday Bash slash Miles of Giving to New Orleans year

746
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:05,439
Speaker 1: by Yeah Ferrow, you know, like I know, but here's

747
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: a prank. Yeah, y'all come make next year. You guys

748
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 1: will be invited. Next year it'll be like, yeah, invitations,

749
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a tip. I'm gonna do a taliperistie.

750
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 1: When you get your invitation in a box and did

751
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: it be it'd be so swanky when you open, Like

752
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: I want to save my box anyway, Frank of today

753
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: is Deborah. Kay Delbrook, Kay, here we go, Hello man,

754
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: I speak to them. Let me tell you something of you.

755
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 1: My name is Wayne. You did my aunties have us today?

756
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 1: And now I don't know what you did. I don't

757
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,280
Speaker 1: know what kind of glue you'd use with weaves or whatever.

758
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: But my auntie had and fell out in church today.

759
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 1: But I don't I don't even use glue because I

760
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: don't even know why you're coming at me on the

761
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: side hip anyway about your auntie my at My auntie

762
00:46:54,560 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: is Deborah, and I have fella you Jel nineteen ninety two.

763
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: You come with some clue? Who you thank you tripping with? Look?

764
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 1: Let me tell you look, let me say this to

765
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: you all. I'm saying you gotta say, you gotta say

766
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: because I'm serious about my wee. You're coming at me

767
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 1: with some glue. It's for some clue that be that

768
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: mounting on the side of you. Ain't well, that's what happened,

769
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: and I fell off in service, and all the church

770
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: member and sitting there laughing at well, she shouldn't have been.

771
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,439
Speaker 1: Maybe she's trying to keep the devil out over because

772
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:39,800
Speaker 1: she's been this shouting hold anyway. But I don't switch

773
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 1: no clue. You ain't in the city and talk about

774
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 1: my ain't it? And her Jesus, don't you talk about

775
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: how she's shouted. I don't even know it. They call

776
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:55,839
Speaker 1: her miss Debra. I don't know miss She just got

777
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 1: her hat done from you yesterday. How you gonna sit

778
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: here and act like you ain't cutting y'all said, God,

779
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:05,800
Speaker 1: you just said blue comment telling a real woman and

780
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,479
Speaker 1: call me tell me mistake? How a mate? I'm because

781
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 1: I don't have and I ain't usue. I'm gonna tell

782
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: everybody in Atlanta, Georgia not to come to your house

783
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: minute you like one minute? That's my livelihood? You No,

784
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: I don't need you. What is this you? My name

785
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: is Wayne. I don't know white. Look you're white. I

786
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 1: know you're an't no Wayne, but you you. I got

787
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: her brother name Big Jay, and bring Wayne, bring bring Twaine. Look, look,

788
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I don't want no problem,

789
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: but I will throw these hands if I got to

790
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 1: what ain't my look here? Look here, I ain't got

791
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 1: time to tell your any whatever. Who ain't the mistake? It?

792
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: What me? Then? Look? You don't get me out here?

793
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,399
Speaker 1: The good Sunday. I just came from church. It's hot

794
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: as hell, and you're telling me, Michael Blue, you ain't

795
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: got no joint today. I ain't got nothing to do.

796
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: I got to find out why my ain't it half

797
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: farther night in church? And ain't me so called somebody

798
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: else in Atlanto? Because I'm I am the finish too,

799
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: But well you ain't you? You must not be in

800
00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 1: right now. If you got people have far to night

801
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 1: in church and glue following all off on the pew,

802
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: don't y'all ain't it proble glue her own? And that's

803
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 1: not the white fellow. No gonna tell you right now.

804
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:28,919
Speaker 1: I'm the hottest pilot in a nap so devil. Ain't

805
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: no body if I if hey, I ain't do a hat,

806
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: I don't up half. You can call in and everybody

807
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: in that lamp dad tell you the same sight. Look

808
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 1: all I'm saying else you're the messed up my ain'ting hair.

809
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:42,439
Speaker 1: I want to get it rectified. I need you first

810
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 1: of all to call and apologize to her. Apologize. Have

811
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,239
Speaker 1: you got a rotial human drinking on some Jesus use

812
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,280
Speaker 1: with y'all ain't and that's why you want Michael Jackson

813
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: and you ain't a devil sits to or wherever her

814
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 1: name you look. Let me tell first of all, you

815
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: go you go respect my ain't it okay? Whatever you

816
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: say her name, I put up. I want you to

817
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: redo my ain't and half for free and give all

818
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: her money back from the first time she paid you.

819
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: I don't know who hold on, I don't know who

820
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: this who. I don't know who you are. I'm white?

821
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: Are you coming Wain? Look your Wayne. I'm gonna go ahead.

822
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hang up in your face. Nah, hold up,

823
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm Jebra, nephew Waine. Nah, I ain't fift two years old.

824
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: Now you ain't gonna respect your elders? How you expect

825
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: to be blessed? You say you just went to church? Then,

826
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: See that's the problem. You're calling me on Sunday, got

827
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:35,279
Speaker 1: me cussing like this. See, I got one more thing

828
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 1: I need to say to you before I get off

829
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: the phone, because you waste in my minute. This is

830
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just

831
00:50:45,960 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: got brank from your girlfriend. I got me what's up?

832
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,319
Speaker 1: Your girl told me? She said, trust me going off

833
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: the first twelve Secker. Hey, baby, man, you don't do no,

834
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: you don't do no glue. No, I don't know glue.

835
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:32,959
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't tell you. It's too all right baby,

836
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 1: ain't nobody. Ain't nobody half fell out of church that

837
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: you still They say you the bomb down there. So

838
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,760
Speaker 1: I just wanted to call and make sure I prank

839
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: my girl. She the one. All right, baby, answer one

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Speaker 1: thing from me. What is the baddest I mean, the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the world, The String Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: I don't use no glue Classic How don't you know? No?

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Speaker 1: I love, I don't know no dank. Where did you

844
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Speaker 1: get that name from? Debrik oh Man, that's I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I know k Ronda, Ronda, k o oh call it.

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Speaker 1: Guess who came by the birthday Bay Fitty Fitty sit fitty. Yeah,

847
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Speaker 1: he's all over Houston. He's big things. Ain't Houston birthday.

848
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Speaker 1: That's that's cool, that's what's up. And let me show

849
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Speaker 1: love to my boy. Call Paine who hosted my my birthday.

850
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Speaker 1: Bass Fundraiser came down and hosted that thing, did a

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Speaker 1: great job and special guests. Cupid came through and did

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Speaker 1: the land dance of all you got to do the shuffle. Now,

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Speaker 1: you got to do the shoffer. And you had a

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00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: lot of cast members from Ready to Love, didn't you, Yes,

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Speaker 1: Ready Love cast members, tame. Thank you, thank you, thank you,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you, nephew birthday boy coming up next.

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Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject. She acts like a

858
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Speaker 1: bitter old bitty we'll get into it all right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show all right

860
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

861
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 1: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please

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863
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Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter

864
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: live on the air, just like we're gonna read this

865
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Speaker 1: one right here, right now. It could be yours. You

866
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got

867
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 1: it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject.

868
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,439
Speaker 1: She acts like a bigger subject hicks like a bitter

869
00:53:53,520 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: old bitty trouble great day in radio show, you see

870
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Speaker 1: it would no, it wouldn't have, Junior. You know, my

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Speaker 1: people'll be talking, we'll be trending. All right. Here we

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Speaker 1: go Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty year old married

873
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: man and my wife and I have been married for

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00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 1: eleven years. When we got married, I was working on

875
00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: my doctorate degree and I worked full time and was

876
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 1: struggled to take care of her and our newborn child.

877
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: She decided to start school herself after having our second child.

878
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 1: She got her master's degree in nine, twenty nineteen, and

879
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: I expected her to apply for a job, but instead

880
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 1: she decided to get her doctorate degree. This led to

881
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,479
Speaker 1: more financial stress in our family. The little I made

882
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 1: barely covered rent and the financial strain was great. I

883
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,959
Speaker 1: had to take side hustles just to make ends meet,

884
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 1: and I think this led to a change and attitude

885
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: for both of us, and we began snapping at each

886
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: other over the tiniest things. I began to think of

887
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 1: what to do to improve our situation, and finally, by

888
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: the grace of God, I got a great job. I

889
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,959
Speaker 1: figured it would improve our marriage, but things got worse.

890
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 1: She is still snappy, complains all the time, nags me

891
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: about everything, and she's always tired from school. She hardly

892
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 1: takes care of herself, and when I complain, all she

893
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: says is who am I trying to impress? Sex between

894
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: us has dwindled to once or twice a month, and

895
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: even then it's a chore. She only allows me to

896
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: do a quickie and she starts complaining if I take

897
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,959
Speaker 1: too long to finish. We hardly talk as husband and wife,

898
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:46,320
Speaker 1: and I started sleeping in another room anytime she's not

899
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: home and I'm with our kids, We're all in a

900
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:53,280
Speaker 1: good mood. Soon as she walks in, the atmosphere is tense.

901
00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: She acts like an old, bitter, elderly woman, but she

902
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 1: is only forty one. Is this how lady act after

903
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: a while in marriage or is this a special case?

904
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:07,840
Speaker 1: How can I get her back to how she was? Well?

905
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, first of all, you guys can

906
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,359
Speaker 1: talk more as husband and wife, you know, And you've

907
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: got to consider this huge load that she's taken on.

908
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: She's studying for her doctorate degree, she just had a baby.

909
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of things going on here.

910
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell you, I honestly think she

911
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: needs to see a doctor immediately. I mean, she might

912
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 1: be suffering from postpartum depression. It's been a while, but

913
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: if maybe if it's untreated, you know, there's still some

914
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 1: residual effects here from having this baby. It happens a

915
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: lot in women, many women after having a baby. And again,

916
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: she's got a lot on her plate with school, the

917
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: financial stress. You know, that doesn't just affect you, it

918
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 1: affects her in the whole family. Even though you say

919
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: you have a great job now, it doesn't seem that

920
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 1: easy for her to snap back. I'm asking you to

921
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: be a little more patient with her, and if you

922
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: guys can afford it, maybe you can get someone to

923
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,920
Speaker 1: help her with the kids and around the house for

924
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,439
Speaker 1: a couple of days a week. You know, maybe send

925
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 1: her to the spot to see if she can invite

926
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,839
Speaker 1: her girlfriends over or ask them to take her out

927
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: for a girl's night out. It sounds like she needs

928
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 1: to get out of the house, do something different than

929
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: what she's been doing. And it seems like, you know,

930
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: working on her on her degree is really really hard

931
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 1: on her. Please be more supportive as a husband, but

932
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: by all means, make sure she sees a doctor. Steve supporting. Yeah,

933
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know how he can be any

934
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 1: more supportive. I really don't great answer, though, Cheryl. I

935
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: liked your answer to protect this woman. But in this

936
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:52,080
Speaker 1: case right here, I don't see how she needs protecting.

937
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: I think this woman has to step up and get

938
00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:00,440
Speaker 1: herself together and make some changes. Now, if it's me enticle,

939
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: then like Shirley said, it could be this postmonem. But

940
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 1: the baby eleven years ago. Now, no, she had another one,

941
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: but she fifty ye old man. Man, My wife and

942
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: I been married eleven years. We got married, I was

943
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: working on my doctor degree. I worked full time, struggling

944
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: to take care of her and our newborn child. Okay,

945
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 1: she decided to start school herself after having our second child.

946
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,640
Speaker 1: She got a master's degree in twenty nineteen, that's two

947
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: years ago. I expected her to apply for a job,

948
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 1: but instead she decided to get a doctorate degree. Now,

949
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:48,440
Speaker 1: obviously this is too much the children and the doctor

950
00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 1: to be. This led to more financial stress in the family.

951
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,479
Speaker 1: The little I made barely covered rent. The financial strain

952
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: was great, which is always a big cause in marriage

953
00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: is struggling. I took side line hustles to make ends meet,

954
00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 1: and I think this led to a change in attitude

955
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: for both of us. We both again snapping over the

956
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 1: tiniest things. I began to think of what to do

957
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,400
Speaker 1: to improve our situation. And finally, grace to God, I

958
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: got a great job. I figured it would improve our marriage,

959
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: but things got worse. She's still snapping, complaints all the time,

960
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 1: nags me about everything as she's tired from school. She

961
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 1: wanted to go to school. She's snapping. She forty one

962
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 1: to do, doing all he can do. Now, let me

963
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: tell you something, sir, you can't make another person happy.

964
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 1: Bishop Jakes told me this one time. He says, Steve,

965
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: you can't make another person happy, nor is it your job.

966
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 1: And if you take on that job to make another

967
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 1: person happy, you have taken on a daunting, daunting responsibility

968
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: because you can't do it. She's not a happy person

969
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, hang stif all right, we'll have part

970
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 1: two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes

971
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters subject. She acts like

972
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 1: a bitter old bitty. We'll get back into it right

973
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show, all right, Come on, Steve,

974
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject. Watch calor curringe when

975
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: I say this, she acts like a bitter old bitty

976
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 1: fifty year old man married and got a wife. Eleven

977
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:34,800
Speaker 1: years he was working on your doctor degree, and you

978
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 1: work full time, and y'all were struggling taking care of

979
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: her and newborn. She decided to start school herself. After

980
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 1: having that second child. She got a master's degree in

981
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 1: two thousand nine to expect her apply for a job,

982
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 1: but instead she decided to get a doctor degree. So,

983
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:55,160
Speaker 1: y'all like degrees. If y'all like making money as much

984
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 1: as y'all like having degrees, y'all might be on to something.

985
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 1: But we'll just leave that loan. That ain't my business.

986
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: You know, some people like degrees, so go ahead and

987
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: get you another one. Somebody once told me, though, a

988
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: very very rich man was talking to a group of

989
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: college students at a big event, like was some type

990
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:15,520
Speaker 1: of confidence going on, and this guy was standing up

991
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,720
Speaker 1: to He was talking about his degrees and how much

992
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 1: he made a year, and that he was going to

993
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,200
Speaker 1: go back to get another degree because he wanted to

994
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 1: make a little bit more year and thought necessary he'd

995
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 1: get a third. He says, soundly, may ask you something.

996
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:31,040
Speaker 1: If you have a degree that ain't working for you,

997
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: why would you go get another one of them? And

998
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 1: I kind of I just thought about that, So I'm

999
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 1: just I'm just saying that because this might be that

1000
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 1: problem with this letter. So now you all barely got

1001
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 1: you So finally, by the grace of God, you got

1002
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: a good job and you thought it was smooth everything

1003
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:51,439
Speaker 1: out when it didn't. She's still snapping, complains all the time,

1004
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:55,680
Speaker 1: nags me about everything, and she's tied from school. She

1005
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:59,400
Speaker 1: says she wanted to go to school. Sometimes, Man, you

1006
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: make decisions. And now I hate to get spiritual on you,

1007
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 1: but I gotta tell you this because I've done this

1008
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 1: myself several hundred times. You make a decision without asking

1009
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: God anything about it. You just you could go through

1010
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:19,440
Speaker 1: your plan. And now you're miserable because that might not

1011
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:21,880
Speaker 1: have been the best way to do it. Just because

1012
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 1: you make a decision, don't and you want to do it,

1013
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 1: don't make it the right decision for you. So now

1014
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: you're miserable, and now you're making the man miserable, nags

1015
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:35,440
Speaker 1: you about everything. She's already tired for school. Now hit

1016
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 1: the part she hardly takes care of herself. Here we go.

1017
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 1: Now we're in a dangerous party. Left, she don't take

1018
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 1: care of herself, and then When I complain about that,

1019
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 1: all she says is, who am I trying to impress? Hell?

1020
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 1: How about me? But see this woman is tripping a

1021
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 1: little bit because it's just about her. Now, I went

1022
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: back school to get me a doctorate degree. I'm tired.

1023
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 1: I ain't finning do nothing else. Who am I trying

1024
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: to impress me? Your husband? She did? She didn't. She didn't.

1025
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 1: Forgot the same thing it took to get your babyhook,

1026
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: It's gonna take the same thing. Keep sex between us

1027
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: has dwindled down to once or twice a month. See

1028
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 1: we're in trouble now. Now you ain't taking care of yourself,

1029
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 1: and now we're having sex once or twice a month.

1030
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: He fitted without problem. Probably at anybody if any do

1031
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:30,600
Speaker 1: this one twice a Okay, I'm just saying it. I'm

1032
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: just I'm because it hurt. Everything hurt everybody. Know that

1033
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 1: this is time to change your tone, because things just

1034
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 1: fitning change. Anybody feeling sit up here and do this

1035
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: what you want it? Twice a month that he didn't

1036
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:47,360
Speaker 1: got two good job. Somebody down there walking past him

1037
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: looking just like he liked. She taking care of herself

1038
01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 1: and everything. Now I'm all for the institution of marriage.

1039
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: I try to make it work, but now even when

1040
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 1: you make love it's a chore. She only allows me

1041
01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: to do it quickie, and she starts complaining if I

1042
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: take long to finish. We hardy talk his husband and

1043
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: wife and I started sleeping in another room anytime she

1044
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: got home, and I'm with our kids. We all in

1045
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 1: a good mood. Soon as she walk in atmospheres ten

1046
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:16,960
Speaker 1: that reminds me of a person we used to know.

1047
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,760
Speaker 1: It's called black cloud. See black. You ain't got some

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Speaker 1: people walking in the room or just a black cloud.

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Speaker 1: It's just people walking room. Just darg black cloud. Just

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Speaker 1: hear their ass come damn thunderstorm walking in the room.

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Speaker 1: Weather change. She acts like an old, bitty elderly woman,

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Speaker 1: but she's only forty one. Is this how ladies act

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Speaker 1: after a wild in marriage? No, by any means, nowhere

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Speaker 1: near all of them. But you got the one that

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Speaker 1: do though. Is this a special case? Yeah, it's kind

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Speaker 1: of special. Now, changes happen in all marriages, and you

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Speaker 1: gotta make adjustments. But she ain't making them. So now

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Speaker 1: how can I get her back to how she was?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know that, surely said get

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Speaker 1: us some medical help. But I think it's a mental thing.

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Speaker 1: If you tied all the time, that ain't medical. You'redn't

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Speaker 1: been off more than you choose. You try to get

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Speaker 1: a degree in something. Now you're on a doctorate. You know,

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Speaker 1: y'all gonna just keep going to school. I mean you

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01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 1: can do that. Education is greater. I think smart is

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Speaker 1: a guilt beside. Sometimes you're doing more more than you

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Speaker 1: can handle. And she didn't been off a lot. We

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01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:31,360
Speaker 1: having sex once twice a month. You're nagging and complaining

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01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 1: about everything. You didn't let yourself go, and you ain't

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Speaker 1: taking care of yourself. Me and the kids at home

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01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 1: having a good time. You walk in and a change

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01:05:41,240 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 1: because you're evil. I'm not staying with you. I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm not staying No, if you evil,

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01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm not staying with you. There's a scripture that says

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Speaker 1: it is better to live on the corner of a

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Speaker 1: rooftop than inside with a quarrels a woman. That's in proverbs.

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Speaker 1: I'm not fit to do that, and you can't ask

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Speaker 1: a man to do that. Ladies, all right, I feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm dead once. I feel like I'm dead I

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Speaker 1: gets optimation poster comments on today's Strawberry that's what that

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Speaker 1: part mean to a death? Do us part and I

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01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 1: feel dead? Time for us to part at Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry Letter

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01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:27,480
Speaker 1: podcast on demand coming up at forty six minutes after

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01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,880
Speaker 1: the hour Sports Talk with Junior. Right after this you're

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Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go,

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01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 1: Junior is here with Sports Talk. What you got Junior?

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Speaker 1: All right, Shirley, Well, before I do that, let me

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Speaker 1: just remind everybody June fifth to kire his whole third

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Speaker 1: annual Sickle Sell five K Run and Fun Walk is

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Speaker 1: going down in Dallas. Old Joe fifth, go to kiers

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Speaker 1: Hope dot org as k I R s Hope dot

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Speaker 1: org to register. Now, with that being said, Shirley, this,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why they changed this up. The plans

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Speaker 1: for the NBA playoffs. The play in is for the

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01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 1: playoffs starts tonight or the play game. The play ins

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Speaker 1: for the playoffs. So that means if you're in the

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01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 1: one through six, you're automatically in the playoffs, but to

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Speaker 1: get the seventh and eighth seed, you have to have

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Speaker 1: the play in. So that means if you're anywhere from

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01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:21,360
Speaker 1: seven to ten, they have to play. So seven plays

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Speaker 1: eight and nine plays ten for the last two seats.

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01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 1: And this is how this works. If you seventh and eight, okay,

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Speaker 1: and you win, you automatically get the seventh seed. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you lose, you have to play the winner out

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Speaker 1: the ninth and tenth and if you lose that game,

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01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 1: then you out. Yeah. Now after that, the winner from

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Speaker 1: the first game and the winner from the nast game,

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01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:45,480
Speaker 1: I mean the lose it from the first game and

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01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:47,840
Speaker 1: the winner from the last game played each other for

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01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 1: the final eight seed. Now I know that sounds crazy,

1112
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:54,240
Speaker 1: but let me just tell you it's so crazy timing.

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01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:56,680
Speaker 1: But this why would y'all change it? If you just

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01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 1: ain't had, if you ain't in the top eight, you

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01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 1: just don't go. That's got somebody got somebody got everybody.

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Speaker 1: This is so this is what we got in the

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Speaker 1: Eastern Conference tonight. That's who's this playing the Hornets and

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Speaker 1: the Pacers. They are ninth and ten. They play, okay,

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Speaker 1: name whoever loses that game is out. Then you got

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Speaker 1: the Wizards versus the Celtics. Okay, Now, whoever wins that

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01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:26,559
Speaker 1: game is in, and whoever loses that game has one

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01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,559
Speaker 1: more game to play. The guin in for the eighth seed.

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Speaker 1: That's yeah. Yeah. Then tomorrow night, Wednesday night, you have

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01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:40,040
Speaker 1: the Spurs versus the Grizzlies. That's ninth and tenth. Whoever

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Speaker 1: loses that game is out. Now you have the one

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Speaker 1: everybody waiting on, the Warriors versus the Lakers, Steph Curry

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Speaker 1: and Lebron James. Now the world champion used to be

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Speaker 1: number one in the in the West, have failed so

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Speaker 1: far down when Lebron and A d was out, they

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Speaker 1: are now in the play in for the playoffs. Play

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Speaker 1: I also sick all these peas though. That's what I am.

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Speaker 1: The play in for the playoffs. Man, Look, come on,

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Speaker 1: make some of the money that they lost back. Yeah,

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01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:14,920
Speaker 1: they so you know, I'm sorry you say what I said.

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Speaker 1: Are they trying to make some of the money that

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01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 1: they lost during the seems like you don't, ye, because

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01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:21,960
Speaker 1: you don't require all these extra games. If it was

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Speaker 1: tenth in the West, I don't want to watch. I don't. Yeah,

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01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,559
Speaker 1: if you was tenth in the east of the West,

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01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:33,400
Speaker 1: you weren't gonna make the playoffs, No way, all right,

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01:09:33,439 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 1: well there you see what happens. Thank you, Junior. Coming

1142
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:38,040
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we'll have more

1143
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steven Show. Well, animals, including tigers, have

1145
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:53,160
Speaker 1: been in the news lately, and the question is here's

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01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:56,080
Speaker 1: a question. Listen, guys, if you had to fight a

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Speaker 1: wild animal, which animal would you choose? And why? A

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01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:04,880
Speaker 1: new online survey by you gov of twelve hundred and

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01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:09,559
Speaker 1: twenty four US adults aged eighteen and over UM ask

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01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:12,960
Speaker 1: participants to answer the question which animal do you think

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01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,840
Speaker 1: you would win in a fight? Humans included the mighty

1152
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:20,559
Speaker 1: elephant and fierce rhinoceros one out against more than thirty

1153
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:24,320
Speaker 1: other predators and pray seventy four percent of the time.

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Speaker 1: So I gotta ask you, guys, which animal? Which wild

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Speaker 1: animal would you fight? Junior? Right now, I'm gonna whoop

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Speaker 1: a wild rabbit's ass. I got I promise I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: win that one. I'm not gonna lose to this rabbits.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a rhinoceros. That's a weird question, but yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh I kick a squirrel. Come on, little squirrel, ain't

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Speaker 1: any squirreling country with mine running out in traffic, faking

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01:11:06,840 --> 01:11:09,840
Speaker 1: back and forth. What was that you thought you saw

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01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 1: in your car? That was oh no, that was Tommy

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Speaker 1: yeah something to no, no, no, a squirrel. I had

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01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:25,439
Speaker 1: left my windows opened in the garage and a squirrel

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01:11:25,479 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 1: climbed up in the back seat and was in the window.

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Speaker 1: And when I get in the car started the car

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Speaker 1: and I looked in the rear view mirror. I thought

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Speaker 1: a bow, which in mind, because you know that little

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01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:42,200
Speaker 1: sign say objects are closer than the liver take you something.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a bow in that damn call

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Speaker 1: if you have seen me climb out that damn car

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01:11:51,200 --> 01:11:56,519
Speaker 1: without opening the door, and it was a squirrel. That

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01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:58,840
Speaker 1: squirrel just jumped out the car, just hopped on down

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Speaker 1: this driver because I left the rage or him something.

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01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:04,799
Speaker 1: But that damn taught me with that possum story the greatest.

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Speaker 1: All right, So we are at LA and me and

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Speaker 1: I still at YouTube SIRL. We got to be on

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Speaker 1: the air at three o'clock in the morning because we

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Speaker 1: were syndicated to the Dallas which is five o'clock in

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Speaker 1: the morning in Dallas, so you got to be there.

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01:12:23,240 --> 01:12:26,080
Speaker 1: So I'm leaving thirty thirty minutes ahead of time. I'm

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01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:27,560
Speaker 1: leaving so I can't get there on times, so he

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01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:29,680
Speaker 1: ain't mad at me. But when I get to the

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Speaker 1: when I get on top of the yard park instruction,

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01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:36,800
Speaker 1: my car's backed up against the fence. And then it's

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Speaker 1: got one of them listen, two forty nice sun two

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Speaker 1: forty eight, and it's got that little pop up sun roof.

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01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:44,000
Speaker 1: You know, it don't go back and forth, it just

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01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:49,000
Speaker 1: pop up behind the car. Is a possum on the fence.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I didn't stomped. I stomped. I shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot,

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01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,599
Speaker 1: I did all that nine by nine by two fifty.

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01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:02,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be late for work for show. So I said, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get in on

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01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 1: the passage side. And something bad innything. I just climb over.

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Speaker 1: So I get in on the passenger side, and and

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Speaker 1: and I closed the door. Now, if you knew any thing,

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01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:16,360
Speaker 1: if you know anything about the Nissan too, for that,

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01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:20,000
Speaker 1: when you close the door, there's a seatbelt track that

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Speaker 1: comes right down the side of your face automatically. And

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Speaker 1: I thought his ass was in that car. I was

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01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:35,799
Speaker 1: throwing them hands like it was the end of the world.

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01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:40,519
Speaker 1: My knuckles were swollen, I was bleeding on. My face

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01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:46,600
Speaker 1: was scratched. The greatest thought that SEAT thought that was

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01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:51,679
Speaker 1: that possum dog. I thought that was that. I thought

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01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:53,840
Speaker 1: that possum had come through the top of that roof

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Speaker 1: down on me. The greatest ass whooping I have ever taken.

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Speaker 1: I gave it to myself. Right man, man, I got

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01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:11,960
Speaker 1: the words. Steve looked at me, Man, what halm? What ham? Whoo?

1209
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:14,679
Speaker 1: Who jumped on you? Yeah? Man, you ain't gonna believe

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01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:17,240
Speaker 1: this right here. That's how we had to go through.

1211
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Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll have more. Let see Barby

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Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up for twenty minutes after the hour

1213
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:33,720
Speaker 1: right after this, you're listening to show. How are you

1214
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 1: guys feeling about this whole mask confusion mandate situation? Going on?

1215
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:43,760
Speaker 1: Break it down to me, lay it all the way

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01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:47,559
Speaker 1: up is well, you know see the Yeah, the CDC

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01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:51,320
Speaker 1: came out with the rule that if you've been fully vaccinated,

1218
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Speaker 1: you don't have to wear your mask. Okay, indoors, yeah, indoors.

1219
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:00,840
Speaker 1: But then some stories say you you do have they

1220
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:04,760
Speaker 1: want you to still wear your mask inside, you know,

1221
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:07,360
Speaker 1: so it's kind of confusing. And the other thing is,

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01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:10,040
Speaker 1: how do you know who's been vaccinated or not? You know,

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01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,600
Speaker 1: it's we're on the honor system where we have to

1224
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:16,920
Speaker 1: believe people. I'm wearing my mask. Yeah yeah, yeah, because

1225
01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:21,719
Speaker 1: I don't trust people, and there's too many people that's

1226
01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:25,880
Speaker 1: just dumb about this whole thing. So I still I

1227
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:30,439
Speaker 1: still wear my mask. Yeah yeah. Now I'm fascinated. And

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Speaker 1: I told you I ate chittens for thirty eight years,

1229
01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:43,320
Speaker 1: so I'm like completely protected and you believe them. Thirty

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01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:46,719
Speaker 1: eight years of chittnings has prevented anything from taking hold

1231
01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:50,439
Speaker 1: in my system at all. Get running up out of

1232
01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:56,160
Speaker 1: it fluid flu going down there and run up into

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01:15:56,240 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 1: that chitten ju or get out of here. You were crazy,

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01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:07,519
Speaker 1: speak as out of your vaccine and him. Get all right.

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Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

1236
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:12,320
Speaker 1: up in thirty three minutes after the hour. Don't say

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01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:20,439
Speaker 1: anymore right after this, you're listening to show. All right, guys,

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Speaker 1: time now for asked the CLOO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: This one is from Ken in Dolthan, Alabama. Ken says,

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Speaker 1: my sister and I were awarded a good amount of

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Speaker 1: money from a car accident. I'm fully recovered, but she

1242
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:39,479
Speaker 1: still has to have one more surgery on her leg

1243
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:42,120
Speaker 1: because of that, and since it was her car that

1244
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 1: was totaled, she wants to split the money. Sixty forty

1245
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Speaker 1: the insurance company gave her the money for a car

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01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 1: and paid a settlement for pain and suffering. She claims

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01:16:52,160 --> 01:16:55,320
Speaker 1: she's had more pain and has suffered more. She says

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Speaker 1: she will take me to court if I don't agree

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Speaker 1: to it. I still can't believe she's tripping. What should

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01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:05,000
Speaker 1: I do? I mean, money make people trimp, so, you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't understand how y'all settlement is together

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01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:14,000
Speaker 1: that I've never heard of? Were in the car? Well,

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Speaker 1: I've been in a car accidents before. Everybody settlement is separate.

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01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:20,599
Speaker 1: I don't know how they got They just paying one

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01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:25,679
Speaker 1: lump song now and she wanted to be sixty forty. Dog,

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01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:30,040
Speaker 1: you through you our Yeah, just give us sixty forty

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01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,920
Speaker 1: dog you already known. Come on, she has to go

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01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:36,200
Speaker 1: through one more surgery, Come on, dog, just let her

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Speaker 1: have it. But y'all gonna break up over this twenty percent? Yeah?

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01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:42,880
Speaker 1: I mean, now she wrong for that, because that ain't

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Speaker 1: high goal. You're supposed to split the money, but I

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01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,880
Speaker 1: don't know since really, i've never heard of that before.

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01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:50,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. In all my years,

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01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:54,160
Speaker 1: i've never heard of a group settlement. And here's the settlement.

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01:17:54,280 --> 01:17:57,479
Speaker 1: Y'all work it out, because it's usually you get this

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01:17:57,640 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 1: and you get that based on your injuries and all

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01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:03,000
Speaker 1: like that. She's still she doing. Just give us sixty

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01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:06,120
Speaker 1: forty what you're tripping from? Man, he says, he's fully recovered.

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01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:10,080
Speaker 1: She still has to have one more surgery on her leg. No,

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01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:13,120
Speaker 1: just let her have it. It ain't worth that, it's not.

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01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:17,639
Speaker 1: He didn't say it was a sizeable settlement. He just said.

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01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:20,160
Speaker 1: He just said the insurance company gave her money for

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01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:24,160
Speaker 1: a car, paid a settlement for pain and suffering, and

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01:18:24,439 --> 01:18:28,200
Speaker 1: she still wants to split the money sixty forty because

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01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:32,240
Speaker 1: she has more pain and has suffered more, which is true. Yeah,

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01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:36,719
Speaker 1: well the car was hers obviously. Yeah, so they paid

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01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:40,479
Speaker 1: for the car. Now the pain is suffering. I don't

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01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:43,120
Speaker 1: know how they lumped it together. I've never heard of

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01:18:43,200 --> 01:18:48,040
Speaker 1: at again. But okay, let's just say, let's for practical purposes,

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01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:50,679
Speaker 1: it's one hundred thousand let's say it's a hundred thousand,

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01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:57,240
Speaker 1: you give her sixty, you get forty thousand. No, why

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01:18:57,320 --> 01:18:59,479
Speaker 1: would you want to tie this up in cord get

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01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:02,320
Speaker 1: a turn? Hees have to pay them, that's crazy. Just

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01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:05,439
Speaker 1: take the forty. She's still gotta have another surgery. Come on,

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01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:10,720
Speaker 1: brother to don't that hurt? No day, right, that's why

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01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:16,200
Speaker 1: he ain't going right. The car slammed into her side

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01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:20,080
Speaker 1: of the car. Yeah, and she's coming up. It is

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01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,840
Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and at forty nine

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01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:26,080
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll have some closing remarks from

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Speaker 1: the one and only, our fearless leader, Steve Harvey right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

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01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:37,840
Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day on this

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01:19:38,160 --> 01:19:44,080
Speaker 1: Timmy's birthday. Yeah again, nephew got a night from junior

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01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:51,360
Speaker 1: and everything. Yeah by Paul baby ten years younger than

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01:19:51,439 --> 01:19:53,680
Speaker 1: your uncle's. Hey, dog, but you don't look at though.

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01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:55,760
Speaker 1: That's the key. And you showed a run like it

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01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 1: in shape. Yeah, you ain't tripping dog. One thing about

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01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:05,840
Speaker 1: our family. Man, we hold up. That's good. Yeah. I

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01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:10,360
Speaker 1: think what we do to helps keep us young as well.

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01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:14,719
Speaker 1: Because we laughed so much. Laughter is the key. Yeah,

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01:20:15,479 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 1: laughter is medicine. When you laugh, it releases endorphins in

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01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:22,680
Speaker 1: your body and it just makes you feel better. I

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01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:26,960
Speaker 1: laugh all the time. Man, I was taking family feud yesterday.

1304
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:33,600
Speaker 1: I was laughing so hard. Man. I had a contestant

1305
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:37,639
Speaker 1: on the phone, Big dude man from South Dakota, Big Dale.

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01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:42,840
Speaker 1: I asked him what he did for a living. He

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01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:45,360
Speaker 1: told me, he said, Steven, I'm really famous for this.

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01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:49,240
Speaker 1: He said, I'm a professional baby maker. Now this get

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01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:53,479
Speaker 1: about six he bought six five about three sixty. So

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01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm a professional babymaker. He said. Let me tell you

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01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,720
Speaker 1: why they called me a professional baby maker. Out had

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Speaker 1: three Eva sector me three ever, section ain't now one

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Speaker 1: on the work. All these kids, you see, each one

1314
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:16,280
Speaker 1: of them is after v sect me. My little fellas

1315
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:23,320
Speaker 1: got pushed through power. I was holly wow. I was

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01:21:23,439 --> 01:21:27,719
Speaker 1: holly laughing. Then I had this family from Detroit, man, man,

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01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 1: oh Man, I had a good time, just family from Detroit.

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01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:34,960
Speaker 1: They won, They won twenty thousand. But I was just

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01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:39,120
Speaker 1: laughing all day. Man, I was just laughing. One But

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01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:41,639
Speaker 1: you know, since it's Tommy's birthday, I think I don't

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01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:46,320
Speaker 1: know if Dave knows that we have music. We have them.

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01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:54,040
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with to Dave the Christmas song came front. Well,

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01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,360
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, no, no, no, I like a

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01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:02,840
Speaker 1: little music. Give me some background music, Dave, for a little,

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01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:07,800
Speaker 1: a little something mellow, so I can tell of a

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Speaker 1: little Tommy story. I ain't told one what a little Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna start playing something, Dave. It's been years

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Speaker 1: since this happy birthday. Oh, let's just let you Yes, well,

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01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:39,479
Speaker 1: here we go. It's time for a little Tommy story.

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Speaker 1: High boys and girls. Yes, yes, yes, it has you know,

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01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:56,800
Speaker 1: it's been so long since I've been here. I thought

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01:22:56,880 --> 01:23:01,439
Speaker 1: y'all had forgot all about these little Tommy stories. Oh well,

1333
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:08,000
Speaker 1: but seeing as how this is his fifty fourth birthday,

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01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:13,360
Speaker 1: and that's ironic because that's his height to five foot fourth.

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01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:20,600
Speaker 1: This is a I know, boys and girls, but I

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01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:25,920
Speaker 1: should do know how to connect the dots. So today

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01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:33,280
Speaker 1: is made the eighteen yea, And so we got to

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01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:40,880
Speaker 1: connect all these dots. Now he turns fifty four, born

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01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:46,439
Speaker 1: on five eighteen. Let's look at these numbers. No matter

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01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:51,160
Speaker 1: what has happened, whether it's the eighteenth day or the

1341
01:23:51,400 --> 01:23:55,679
Speaker 1: fourth year, he'll never get out of the five foot range.

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01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:08,120
Speaker 1: Hit it. It is five eighteen and five, folks, just

1343
01:24:08,600 --> 01:24:12,479
Speaker 1: nothing he could do to escape to the depth of

1344
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:17,560
Speaker 1: being five feet tall. Well, let's go back. Why not

1345
01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:20,679
Speaker 1: add these numbers up and tell a story that fits

1346
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:25,320
Speaker 1: it all? Five and four is nine. Yeah, here's a

1347
01:24:25,479 --> 01:24:30,600
Speaker 1: story of when love Tommy was nine years old. It

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01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:34,640
Speaker 1: was his ninth birthday and we had decided that it

1349
01:24:34,760 --> 01:24:38,400
Speaker 1: was time to move him up. Because his hands were

1350
01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:43,280
Speaker 1: so small, we were never able to buy him a

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01:24:43,439 --> 01:24:46,200
Speaker 1: real cake because he would have fell in it and

1352
01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:51,080
Speaker 1: we never would have been able to find him. Oh,

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01:24:51,479 --> 01:24:57,800
Speaker 1: don't wear the kids, but we may do. Yeah, his

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01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:06,240
Speaker 1: first birthday cake was a donut hole. I know he

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01:25:06,439 --> 01:25:12,080
Speaker 1: did too. His second, Yes, his second birthday. Then we

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01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:14,760
Speaker 1: moved up when we was finally able to buy him

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01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:18,639
Speaker 1: something bigger than that, and we finally let him get

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01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:23,320
Speaker 1: a cupcake. And then finally we moved up and we stuck.

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01:25:23,400 --> 01:25:30,080
Speaker 1: We started sticking candles in honey bunds, and then finally,

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01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:35,880
Speaker 1: on five eighteen, his birthday, his eighteenth birthday, we got

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01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:41,200
Speaker 1: him his first cake, a real a real one, a

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01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:50,439
Speaker 1: strawberry shout cap. He was overjoyed. Or if you'd have

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01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:53,800
Speaker 1: seen the telephone books that we was putting in chairs

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01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:55,960
Speaker 1: so he could get up there to see that cake.

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01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:00,160
Speaker 1: And that was the happiest day of his life. Every

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01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:03,920
Speaker 1: six d and he's been getting regular size cakes. Are

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Speaker 1: six ladies and gentlemen. That's my lure. Thomas Thorn, Happy birthday, nephew.

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01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:29,000
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01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:31,960
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