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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour about four

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Speaker 1: subject is I love him but dot dot dot. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that find out what that's all about. I

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Speaker 1: love him but but right now, the nephew is here

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for it?

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Speaker 1: S nap today?

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Speaker 2: Sureley, You know, you wake up some mornings and you

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Speaker 2: just don't know how stupid you want to be. You

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Speaker 2: know you're gonna be stupid, but you don't know the

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Speaker 2: level of where you're gonna take it. So you know,

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Speaker 2: I've been pondering my stupidity this morning and trying to

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Speaker 2: figure out what level of it I want to do,

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Speaker 2: and I think I landed. Hey, so I don't know

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Speaker 2: what we keep talking about the level changes for it's stupid.

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Speaker 2: I have stupidity levels. No, No, you extremely stupid? Yeah

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Speaker 2: all the so, yeah, you can't soften it. Come on, okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, y'all, gonna put some speck on my stupid.

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Speaker 2: Adoption agency. Adoption agency irritated. Okay, put some speck on

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Speaker 2: my stupid. Let's go care.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence.

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Speaker 4: Uh yeah, this is he Clarence?

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Speaker 5: How you doing?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: This is Robert Robert. We were trying to get a

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Speaker 3: schedule with you guys. Maybe we can swing through and

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Speaker 3: uh pick up little Clarence. I guess around six, if

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Speaker 3: you guys are available around six.

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Speaker 4: Uh okay, hey, what do you mean picking up little Clarence.

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Speaker 3: Well, we got the we got the call that we

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Speaker 3: can come and actually pick up Clarence and and and

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Speaker 3: take him with us if you guys packed his things

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Speaker 3: up yet? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Man, got the call from who that you can come

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Speaker 4: big him up? I don't know nothe not this?

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Speaker 3: Well, my name is Robert Robert and my wife and

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Speaker 3: I got the call that we could do. You not

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Speaker 3: know about us adopting little Clarence?

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Speaker 4: Oh what the adopting who?

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute, are you guys that are you

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Speaker 3: guys that drive? Uh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's my address. But uh, what what you're

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Speaker 4: talking about? You're gonna come take my son from you?

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Speaker 3: Okay, but your son is two years old?

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Speaker 4: Right, yeah he's too what that would you come to

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Speaker 4: pick up my son? And what is this agencies number?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Well the agency told us that what adoption agency?

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Speaker 3: They've got all our information we've we've filled out all

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Speaker 3: the paperwork, and you guys aren't aware that that we're

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Speaker 3: supposed to come there today to pick him up.

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Speaker 4: We don't know what what adoptination you said as well,

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Speaker 4: how to get my information?

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure. We We've got uh pictures of Clarence

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Speaker 3: and and uh, you know, my wife is actually going

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Speaker 3: out and bought balloons and everything and and and we

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Speaker 3: were gonna come through. They told us anytime today, so

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Speaker 3: we felt maybe like around six pm we'd come get it.

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Speaker 4: Well, no, you ain't coming here to pick up no class,

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you that right now.

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait wait a minute, now, this this, this, I mean,

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Speaker 3: this can't be happening. Okay, wait a minute, Oh what's happening.

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Speaker 3: You're you're you're you're clar senior.

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Speaker 4: Correct, Yes, I am.

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Speaker 3: And you don't know anything about us to come over

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Speaker 3: there to pick the baby up.

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Speaker 4: Hell no, I don't know nothing about this. See what's

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Speaker 4: the name.

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Speaker 3: Of this supposed to adoption agents who believe you.

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Speaker 4: My information and how they get my information to come

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Speaker 4: pick up my son.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that, sir. All I know is is, uh,

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Speaker 3: we bought a car seat where where you know my

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Speaker 4: Man, I don't care y'all bought a car seat, balloons,

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Speaker 4: hot jail whatever. You ain't coming to get my.

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Speaker 3: Son, Okay, sir, I mean what what I'm not gonna

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Speaker 3: do is tell my wife that we're not coming to

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Speaker 3: get Clarence Junior today.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, y'all, you're gonna have to tell her that

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Speaker 4: because you ain't coming here to pick up my son, sir.

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Speaker 3: From with the paperwork that I have, Clarence is actually

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Speaker 3: my son.

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Speaker 4: Now, man, you a your paperwork. You ain't coming here

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Speaker 3: Son, Sir, Clarence Junior is mine. I'm actually gonna change

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Speaker 3: his name to Robert.

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Speaker 6: So like here you are, come on over.

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Speaker 4: Here if you want to come on over here. I'm

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Speaker 4: waiting for you. I'm standing in that way right now.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well wait a minute now. The adoption agency tell

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Speaker 3: us that you guys are not doing well financial financial?

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Speaker 3: Are you working? No?

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Speaker 4: I ain't work, y'all doing anything. I ain't gonna get

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Speaker 4: rid of my son just because I ain't working.

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Speaker 3: Okay, But but so in other words, you're not you're

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Speaker 3: not able to provide a right for him. From what

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Speaker 3: I understand my son.

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Speaker 4: Ain't this no mean he got clothes on the back,

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Speaker 4: he got a roof over his head. Man, I'm not

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Speaker 4: and you ain't coming really pick up my son. I

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Speaker 4: don't care what I got to do. Man, I go

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Speaker 4: out cut grasses. I make money on the side washing

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Speaker 4: cars and everything. Okay, I'll talk about to come here

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Speaker 4: and get my son.

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Speaker 3: But don't you think he deserves a better home. I

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Speaker 3: don't know what the but the screw up is. I

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Speaker 3: don't know, but I'm trying at least rationalize with you

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Speaker 3: so you can understand why.

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Speaker 6: Me and my want to ask you.

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Speaker 4: You ain't coming to get my son. He ain't a

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Speaker 4: big home right now. I love my son. You ain't

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Speaker 4: taking him nowhere. I'm telling him right here in his yway.

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Speaker 4: Come on over here, sir.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to go back and forth, but I am.

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Speaker 3: Me and my wife are coming to get Clarence today.

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Speaker 6: Okay, come on, come on.

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Speaker 4: I'm waiting for you. I'm already told about two three times.

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Speaker 4: Come on, I'll be waiting right here. I gradt you, sir.

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Speaker 3: I don't want any altercations when I get there. I

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Speaker 3: just want Clarence to get in the car, and me

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Speaker 3: and my wife are gonna take him to his new owner.

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Speaker 4: When you get here, it's gonna be one hell of

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Speaker 4: an altercasion. So you might wanna come to the law.

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Speaker 4: Whoever gonna come with you, bring my doccination too, so

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Speaker 4: I can whoop that too.

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Speaker 3: You know what, man, if you was to be a

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Speaker 3: adopt your child? The problem is that you can't take

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Speaker 3: care of your family. Now met my wife coming over

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Speaker 3: there and were coming to get Claris.

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Speaker 6: Tell you you ain't coming down here to get my child. Man,

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Speaker 6: as you get down here, you ain't your wife up?

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Speaker 6: How about the wait? Well you finnna do what to

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Speaker 6: tell you right now, you and your wife gonna come

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Speaker 6: down here. I'm on here more for you. Anybody come

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Speaker 6: down here. So I took my child.

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Speaker 3: About a mile. They gonna up. Fan, I'm coming to

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna.

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Speaker 6: Tell you right now, you ain't coming down here and

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Speaker 6: get my son. You your wife.

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Speaker 5: I'm telling you, nobody's gonna come here and tell you

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Speaker 5: myself disappoint my wife is got my mother.

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Speaker 6: I don't know how you got my all dress. I

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Speaker 6: don't care what the agency you got going through or

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Speaker 6: down here. I don't all up.

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Speaker 3: I don't try to disappoint my wife. Now.

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Speaker 5: Just ain't we coming to.

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Speaker 6: I won't give up disappointment. You want disappointed. I don't

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Speaker 6: get nothing right now, but you ain't about.

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Speaker 5: To take my tell about.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna come get him out that out and I

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 5: I'm telling man, you better.

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Speaker 6: Tell me my wife. You come here, drive away.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna sit right home waiting for him and the

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Speaker 4: last money out up every last morning. I don't care

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Speaker 4: who he brings. You can bring the President Obama, and

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna.

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Speaker 6: You ain't finna do now.

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Speaker 3: You ain't finna do.

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Speaker 5: You ain't find the horn to set myself out of

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Speaker 5: a gonna do it.

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Speaker 3: Let you know this. I'm coming to get Claris Junior.

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Speaker 6: You ain't got nothing to tell me or let me know.

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Speaker 6: I'm letting you know.

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Speaker 5: Ride.

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Speaker 6: Now you better come here with the corner and everybody

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Speaker 3: Come on, let me tell you something. Let me tell

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Speaker 6: You get his clothes. It ain't that he could come

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Speaker 3: A better life. He's not living a good life. There

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Speaker 6: I'm told you about six seven eight time. Blame me

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Speaker 6: on my dying lord. When i'm you and everybody whoever

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Speaker 6: you bring down her up?

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Speaker 5: You trying to you know who else I'm bringing with

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Speaker 5: me cause I'm bringing somebody else. Well you you better

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Speaker 5: bring an army and say what that'll be amy to

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm bringing nephew Tommy with me. I'm bringing nephew

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Speaker 3: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show with me. Oh man,

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Speaker 3: you lads, this is Tommy. Man, this is a nephew Tommy. Man.

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm not everybody out here.

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Speaker 3: Man, come down here taking my brother named Benjamin. Got

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Speaker 3: me to get you dog.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, See that's got family.

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Speaker 5: Get the steps.

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Speaker 4: See next time I see him is on.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 3: That was a good one.

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Speaker 5: That uh man?

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Speaker 3: All right, father, tell me one more thing. Man, what's

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Speaker 3: the baddest that I'm in the baddest radio show in

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Speaker 3: the last the Stems.

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Speaker 4: All the Morning show me.

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Speaker 2: You can look at it anywhere you want to That

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Speaker 2: day that was straight stupid. You can look at it

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Speaker 2: anywhere you wants to look at it. Straight stupid and

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Speaker 2: stupid is coming to Philadelphia. Nephew, Tommy and friends, Laugh

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Speaker 2: out Loud comedy show two Rate in the building, Craig

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Speaker 2: mclar in the building, and lou Nil in the building.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna be doing it at the Ketswick Baby April

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Speaker 2: to twenty night. Tickets on sale right now. Sound like

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Speaker 2: feeling to me? What you got?

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Speaker 1: Sure? Okay, nephew, hear he's a voicemail from you. This

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Speaker 1: is from Angie from Kentucky.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Steve and family.

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Speaker 6: My name is Angie.

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Speaker 4: I'm from Louis, Kentucky, and I.

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Speaker 7: Just came back from bowling greens from saying Nephew, Tommy, nephew,

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Speaker 7: you are ignorant.

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Speaker 6: You had me and my family in stitches.

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Speaker 7: We was laughing, so hord, I just want you to

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Speaker 7: know you are awesome.

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Speaker 4: We love you, and keep us the good work.

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Speaker 3: Come to Louivo, Come to Louis.

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Speaker 7: We had to drive two hours to Bowling Grave, but

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Speaker 7: we can't love you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Oh Angie, that was nice.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, baby acting,

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Speaker 2: us Phone food headlining, Oh, Deadline, the Pool.

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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters,

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Speaker 1: subject I love him, but dot dot dot we'll find

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Speaker 1: out to see what that's all about. Right after this,

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