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Speaker 1: Doubles.

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Speaker 2: Dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret. I do sometimes I

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Speaker 1: lick my cat, like with my tongue, you lick your

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Speaker 1: cat like, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I just you know what, I think, you know what,

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Speaker 2: he misses it from his mom because that's how cats,

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Speaker 2: you know, they grow up and stuff. And so I

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Speaker 2: adopted him when he was like one year old, and

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Speaker 2: I just think he probably misses it. So yeah, I

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Speaker 2: just I just use a tongue strape around myself afterwards.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I lick him all day.

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Speaker 3: I was going to say, you choke on hairballs?

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Speaker 1: Do you also pick him up by the back of

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Speaker 1: his neck by your mouth like a mama cat? I

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Speaker 1: don't do that, but actually that's a really good idea.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I should love y'all's I love. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: do that for your cat? Victoria, I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry doing that. If you try to pick your

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Speaker 1: cat up by its neck with your mouth, you might

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Speaker 1: hurt your neck in a little overweight No, she's mimosas perfectly.

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Speaker 2: What you can really tell, You can really tell.

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Speaker 1: It makes a difference, Like just try it, okay, I

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Speaker 1: maybe I'll get is like a wet paper towel.

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Speaker 3: Like those adult stores have those fake tongues. I bet

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Speaker 3: you if you use one of those and got it,

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Speaker 3: you know, that would be like that Ohmosa would love it.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you for your dirty little secret, all right,

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Speaker 1: by hello, hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: I do. I have a really hearty secret.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well it's little while has kept this myself, but

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Speaker 2: I have to get it out, and I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here it is. I have a really huge crunch

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Speaker 1: for my boss.

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Speaker 3: Oh nice, Well that makes it fun to go to work.

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Speaker 1: Exactly.

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Speaker 2: I wake up so excited, I like do my whole

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Speaker 2: take up like I'm glam to work. And he's just

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Speaker 2: like literally my type, like everything if I ever dreamed

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Speaker 2: of in a man, he's my pause. And it's bad

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Speaker 2: and I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: And is he married or in a relationship or anything?

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Speaker 1: Great question, that's the problem.

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Speaker 2: He is married and he has three kids.

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Speaker 3: Stand down, lady, ask if he has a brother.

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Speaker 1: No, he doesn't. I know everything about him me.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't have a brother. And there's even a bigger

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Speaker 2: issue here though, so you know, naturally I flirt with

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Speaker 2: him because I like him so much, and recently he's

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Speaker 2: been flirting back with me, and so now there's a

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Speaker 2: lot of sexual tensions between us, and I just don't

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Speaker 2: know where this is going. I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 2: I do feel bad. I know I shouldn't do this.

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Speaker 2: He's married, he's got two kids, the whole family, but

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Speaker 2: there's something going off between us, and I don't know

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Speaker 2: how to stop, and I want to continue it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to.

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Speaker 3: Do when you're playing with fire, Mama.

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Speaker 2: I know, no, I just I can't. I really can't help.

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Speaker 2: I should I leave the job? Like there's nothing I

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Speaker 2: can do in there, Like I just can't control myself.

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Speaker 3: Really, I guess it depends on what kind of job,

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Speaker 3: Like you know, like what are you doing in this position?

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Speaker 3: Can you find another job where you're doing the same

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Speaker 3: thing or maybe the pay is similar, like getting yourself

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Speaker 3: out of temptation, especially when you could blow up somebody's life.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. That just doesn't feel right.

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Speaker 2: Or can you do like the same job, but like

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Speaker 2: maybe like on a different part of your job basically

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Speaker 2: you have different boss. That makes sense, Yeah, departments, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I do have that ability, and that's at of that.

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Speaker 2: Do you guys think maybe if I just you know,

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Speaker 2: make out with him just one time.

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Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think that that's going to

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Speaker 1: get out of your system. It might make it worse,

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Speaker 1: actually definitely worse.

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Speaker 2: Oh just like literally day, Jim, I can't even focus

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Speaker 2: at work. You passify me and like, I literally don't.

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Speaker 1: Make you know how to do my job. He is

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Speaker 1: driving me crazy.

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Speaker 2: He's so hot and when he talks, I just like,

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Speaker 2: right now, I'm just.

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Speaker 3: You know, the solution to this type of problem is

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Speaker 3: always just finding somebody else just as hot to get under,

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Speaker 3: so you get over that in your mind.

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Speaker 1: That might help.

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Speaker 2: And a cold shower, yeah, very cold tower, one of

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Speaker 2: those like plunge like the ice plunges.

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Speaker 1: To thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Please don't go yourself, please correct. What's your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret