Speaker 1: Rooking jewels. Second data day. You remember being a little kid.
Speaker 1: You're in school and you're coloring something in your coloring book,
Speaker 1: and then you see the girl that you like. You
Speaker 1: know that she's coloring something too, so you walk over
Speaker 1: to your figure. It's a good opportunity to bond over something.
Speaker 1: And then you look at what she's coloring. You say
Speaker 1: to her, that's terrible. You're the worst colorer in this class.
Speaker 1: You should stop right now. Mine is way better. Hoping
Speaker 1: that you can just break her confidence down enough so
Speaker 1: that she would like you. That is actually how little
Speaker 1: boys do it, which apparently strange that's still a thing
Speaker 1: in the adult world. Yeah, also not surprising because Jared
Speaker 1: sent us an email to do a second date update
Speaker 1: today and apparently he met the girl that he wants
Speaker 1: to call while coloring. What Jared, how do you meet
Speaker 1: a girl while coloring? Well, my buddy Robbie told me
Speaker 1: that there was a meetup group at a local bar.
Speaker 1: Then he said we should get wasted and start coloring.
Speaker 1: It's a great way to meet chicks. You went do
Speaker 1: one of those adult coloring nights. Yeah, I mean there's
Speaker 1: adults everything. Now that there's like adult camps, all these
Speaker 1: things we did when we were kids. Now I guess
Speaker 1: my generation we're doing it as adults, but just getting drunk.
Speaker 1: And it's I'm guessing you were the only men there.
Speaker 1: We weren't the only men there. We may have been
Speaker 1: the only degenerates there, but there were other men. And
Speaker 1: did you hit on her the same way that I described?
Speaker 1: You walk up to her and just rip on her
Speaker 1: coloring abilities a little bit. I did not rip on
Speaker 1: her coloring abilities. I actually I saw her at the bar.
Speaker 1: I walked on over to her, and when I was
Speaker 1: getting my pint, I looked over and she was actually
Speaker 1: drawn a pretty amazing dragon. This actually sounds like it's
Speaker 1: more fun than I thought. There's a dragon. She was drawing,
Speaker 1: the fantastic looking dragon. I just knew this thick wasn't
Speaker 1: hard to shit tattoos on her and stuff. She definitely
Speaker 1: knew what she was doing. You're like, well, you can
Speaker 1: stay in the lines, ma'am, And that is a turn
Speaker 1: on to me. So how did you trick up a
Speaker 1: conversation with it? Well, I looked over to her and
Speaker 1: I said, that's a nice dragon you've got there, and
Speaker 1: and she looked at me, a little funny, and I say,
Speaker 1: I said, could you help me out? I'm not as
Speaker 1: good as an artist as you, So I asked her
Speaker 1: if I could borrow her purple I ran out, So
Speaker 1: you took her purple crayon home with you? No, I
Speaker 1: didn't think at home. I don't want to get arrested
Speaker 1: or anything. I feel from this girl right away, right away.
Speaker 1: Eventually you'll steal something from her, but not not right now. Eventually.
Speaker 1: You guys sound like I mean, you sound like you
Speaker 1: were pretty drunk. Yeah I was. She was nowhere near
Speaker 1: as drunk as I was. She was maybe a little tipsy,
Speaker 1: but the tears okay. She was more of a lady
Speaker 1: than I was. A gentleman. Did it seem like she
Speaker 1: liked you a lot? Though? It did? I mean, we
Speaker 1: first started talking, it seemed like we were really hitting
Speaker 1: it off very well. And eventually I asked her if
Speaker 1: she wanted to go to a different bar that wasn't hollering,
Speaker 1: then we could actually talk and get to know each other.
Speaker 1: And we went and wait that night, you guys did
Speaker 1: or you went on a date. Later that night we
Speaker 1: went out. We went to a different bar. Oh nice?
Speaker 1: And how was the other bar. By the time we
Speaker 1: got to the second bar, we started talking about her job,
Speaker 1: what she does throw a living, and maybe she's weird out,
Speaker 1: but the fact that I really liked that she's a glassblower.
Speaker 1: I mean, how many glass blowers do you know? I
Speaker 1: was really excited about her. I don't know any glass blowers.
Speaker 1: I don't know any either. Yeah, I just I thought
Speaker 1: that was the coolest thing in the world. And maybe
Speaker 1: I talked about it for too long or something. Did
Speaker 1: you get too excited about it? I mean I was
Speaker 1: talking to her about blowing glass and I may have said,
Speaker 1: like an offhanded her bark about how good of a
Speaker 1: blower she is. She like, she doesn't hear that all
Speaker 1: the time, and er she does. I was just trying
Speaker 1: to be cute. Did you guys hang out all night?
Speaker 1: We know, for probably a good three four hours. It
Speaker 1: probably left around midnight. Oh wow. And it was in
Speaker 1: a hook up though. No. I asked her trying to
Speaker 1: do anything else or go back to maybe my place
Speaker 1: or something, Jen, She I said, no, maybe not now,
Speaker 1: but give me a call some time. Okay. No, you're
Speaker 1: retelling this story and you keep bringing up the fact
Speaker 1: of how wasted your word. Do you think you have
Speaker 1: an honest portrayal of how the night really went? Oh, definitely,
Speaker 1: I remember exactly what happened. I was a little too
Speaker 1: drunk at the first bar, but then by the time
Speaker 1: I got to the second bar, I thought, you know what,
Speaker 1: this girl's really cute. I should probably slow down and
Speaker 1: sober up so I can remember everything she's saying. Wow,
Speaker 1: that is that's amazing. That's responsible. Never happened in my
Speaker 1: life anytime I've been drunk around a girl that I
Speaker 1: thought was cute. I'm like, I better get drunk or
Speaker 1: so I can be smooth, smooth like jagged rock. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm very impressed with you, Jared. So have you reached
Speaker 1: out and talked to her since that night? I have.
Speaker 1: I've tried to call her a few times. It's been about,
Speaker 1: i'd say a little over a week since that date,
Speaker 1: and I've tried to call her a bunch of times,
Speaker 1: and she always makes up some excuse, and I figured
Speaker 1: I could do some help with the say I really
Speaker 1: like her and I want to talk to her again. Okay,
Speaker 1: what We'll play a song, come back, call her and
Speaker 1: get your second d update. All right, all right, thank you? Guys,
Speaker 1: a man hang up brooking jubil in the morning. As
Speaker 1: the old saying goes, the way to a woman's heart
Speaker 1: is by making off color remarks about her job. So
Speaker 1: Jared is on the phone for a second eight update,
Speaker 1: and he's obviously confused why he's not getting a call
Speaker 1: back from a girl named Leila. They met at an
Speaker 1: adult coloring night at a bar and they hung out
Speaker 1: for a little while. He thinks he's probably not getting
Speaker 1: a call back because he made a rude remark about
Speaker 1: her job. She's a glass blower by trade, and so
Speaker 1: he made a joke about that. And I'll let you
Speaker 1: use your imagination as to what he was talking about. Again,
Speaker 1: she's a glass blower and he made a joke get
Speaker 1: and so he thinks that she didn't like that, and
Speaker 1: that's why she's not calling him back. We're about to
Speaker 1: get her on the phone, Jared, you're ready, yea, sir?
Speaker 1: And I didn't hear Jared after you made the joke
Speaker 1: and it obviously fell flat. Did you apologize? She just
Speaker 1: like changed the subject. I didn't really need to apologize.
Speaker 1: I felt like we should move on. You didn't keep
Speaker 1: going back to it, though, did you did you hear me? Though?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I just she moved on to
Speaker 1: something else. We started talking about her tattoos. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: All right, Well I'll dial her phone number right now,
Speaker 1: see if we can get her to answer and get
Speaker 1: your second eight update. Okay, thank you? Yeah, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1: Can I speak to Laylah please? Yeah? This is she?
Speaker 1: Can I ask you's calling? Sure you can? Okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: who's calling? Oh? Jubil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning?
Speaker 1: Who from Brook and Jewil in the morning. It's a
Speaker 1: radio show. It's always funny to me? What is all of?
Speaker 1: What's all that? That is Brooke and me? Jebil from
Speaker 1: Brook Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, Hi,
Speaker 1: everybody hither, what's going on? Well? I'm calling you today
Speaker 1: because we actually got an email about you from one
Speaker 1: of our listeners. His name is Jared Ah. Okay, and
Speaker 1: Jared told us about the night that you guys met.
Speaker 1: Did he Yeah, And he said that he really liked
Speaker 1: you and he's been trying to get a hold of
Speaker 1: you for a second date, but you keep saying you're busy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He called me last night and I ignored his call. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said that you've been ignoring all of his calls.
Speaker 1: Is there a particular reason? Uh, it just wasn't what
Speaker 1: I thought it was. Could you guys tell him you
Speaker 1: didn't reach ne or something? Well, I mean, can you
Speaker 1: give me anything specific that I can tell him? He did. Look,
Speaker 1: he told us that you're a glassblower, right. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he mentioned that. Yeah, he did great job, by the way,
Speaker 1: that's really cool. But he said that he also made
Speaker 1: a really bad joke about blowing things, and he thinks
Speaker 1: that that's the reason you're not calling him back. I mean,
Speaker 1: among other things. Was it I mean, like that was bad?
Speaker 1: It made me roll my eyes. Did he just come
Speaker 1: off kind of like a bro? I mean yeah, he
Speaker 1: was just really immature, like that joke whatever. Probably like
Speaker 1: ninety percent of the people that find out what I
Speaker 1: do make that joke and then we move on, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it got weird. Well, what do you
Speaker 1: mean immature? Like, Okay, so he told you about all
Speaker 1: the coloring, like that's that was a color coloring night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said you were really good at it. I am good,
Speaker 1: and I love it. It's relaxing to me. It's something
Speaker 1: that brings me joy, and we at one point later
Speaker 1: in the night like traded coloring books to look at
Speaker 1: each other's work. And I'm going through his and come
Speaker 1: across like a deer with female part drawn onto it,
Speaker 1: so well I would go with other female parts, Jose, Well,
Speaker 1: what yeah, what what are we talking about? What parts
Speaker 1: were drawing? Why do you guys need to know the specifics?
Speaker 1: I'm not going to tell you because so it was
Speaker 1: basically like a like a painted picture, a dear human
Speaker 1: hybrid that he had drawn. Yeah, a very inappropriate one, okay,
Speaker 1: children's coloring. And I started slipping to the next page
Speaker 1: and the next page, and every single cute, cuddly animal.
Speaker 1: I kid, you not had some sort of inappropriate edition
Speaker 1: that you didn't find that funny? I would have laughed.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, like ten years ago, but I enjoy
Speaker 1: coloring it really like it means something to me. I'm
Speaker 1: an artist, and like, sorry, I'm not interested in dating
Speaker 1: a twelve year old boy. Maybe he thought you would
Speaker 1: think it was funny too, don't you think? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: mean he kept looking over at me like, ah, isn't
Speaker 1: this hilarious? If he's like going through my drawing like
Speaker 1: it was so every single page that he's done it too.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh man, this one it's the same joke
Speaker 1: as the last page, except this one's on a rabbit.
Speaker 1: The other one was a beaver. I kid you not,
Speaker 1: he said to me at one point, Hey, look at
Speaker 1: this graff. Just what's longer than it's neck? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I still don't get it, though, because
Speaker 1: he said that, you guys hung out for like three
Speaker 1: or four hours that night, like one we did. It's
Speaker 1: not like there was anybody else there, like we were
Speaker 1: drinking and laughing and having fun like I don't know, honestly,
Speaker 1: it just wore on me, like over the course of
Speaker 1: the night, he kept calling me the glass blower, like
Speaker 1: like British. I don't even know. He was so excited
Speaker 1: that I was a glass blower and thought it was
Speaker 1: so like medieval or whatever and just so obnoxious. You guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I have some news for you, glass blower. Jared
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Oh my god, are you guys serious? Yeah,
Speaker 1: jaredy there, Yes, I am here, and hello to you,
Speaker 1: glass blower. He's not stopping with it, Jared. She didn't
Speaker 1: like that you kept calling her that I wouldn't continue it.
Speaker 1: Come on, she thought it was funny. She laughed every
Speaker 1: time I called her glass blow. It made me laugh,
Speaker 1: But I don't know if for the same reason. I mean, honestly, dude,
Speaker 1: it was really obnoxius. I was laughing more at my
Speaker 1: life and the circumstances that moment. You could have fooled me.
Speaker 1: You seem like you're enjoying yourself after all those drinks
Speaker 1: I was buying. You seem like a really condescending whoa wow?
Speaker 1: I mean, did you not wonder why I kept needing
Speaker 1: another drink? Like? Jared? That was intense? Man? Why are
Speaker 1: you name calling all of a sudden, because that was
Speaker 1: really nice thing. I was taking this girl out to
Speaker 1: another another bar, and we were having a good time.
Speaker 1: And actually she's saying that that I'm acting like a
Speaker 1: twelve year old and that you know, you didn't even
Speaker 1: ask about any of the things. You just laughed along
Speaker 1: and on the inside hated my drawing. Jared. In her defense,
Speaker 1: what is she supposed to ask you about drawing Genitalia
Speaker 1: woodland creatures? If it was so offensive to you, What
Speaker 1: didn't you say any thing? Not to mention half of
Speaker 1: those were my buddy robs anyway? Would you didn't even
Speaker 1: care to ask about defensive about the drives. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I didn't know that half of them were
Speaker 1: your buddy robs, but like the second I saw them,
Speaker 1: it became pretty clear to me that you were not
Speaker 1: somebody I can have a conversation with and like, you know,
Speaker 1: and you to have a conversationally for the next four
Speaker 1: or five hours. Well, I wanted to be out that night.
Speaker 1: It was my one night out a week, and like,
Speaker 1: you know whatever, it was fine, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to pursue it again, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: just don't feel like seeing you again, which is why
Speaker 1: I avoided your calls. And now I'm on the radio,
Speaker 1: like what what are you thinking? Wow? My god, I
Speaker 1: thought you were way more fun than this. I guess
Speaker 1: sober you are just obnoxious sphere, Wow, Jared, how can
Speaker 1: you not own up to any of that, Like just
Speaker 1: showing a girl a bunch of boobs and other parts
Speaker 1: and then glassblower jokes, like the whole thing is pretty obnoxious. God,
Speaker 1: you two? What is it with you guys? We were
Speaker 1: getting wasted at a bar and coloring and coloring books. Fun. No,
Speaker 1: this is serious stuff, Jared, well, apparently for the girl
Speaker 1: and has toole story written on her arm. It must
Speaker 1: be serious. Listen, all right, it sounds like what you
Speaker 1: need is some twenty one year old co ed who's
Speaker 1: gonna go do shots off of you at a bar,
Speaker 1: and like maybe you guys can color on each other
Speaker 1: with markers or something. That's just not something I'm interested in. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know you should be dating some fifty year old
Speaker 1: college professor with a rectile dysfunction. There's nothing but tweed
Speaker 1: jackets everything great. I'm not gonna have a conversation with him.
Speaker 1: I'm set. All right. Well, it looks like you two
Speaker 1: have figured out your type at least, but I still
Speaker 1: have to ask the question, Layla, would you like to
Speaker 1: go on a second date with Jared? We will pay
Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, I'm good. No, it sounds like you
Speaker 1: were right on the fence. It does, doesn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hope to never see him again, unless you know,
Speaker 1: like I need some some boobs put on the glass.
Speaker 1: I blew you know what? You know? This really was
Speaker 1: eye opening to me. I don't need to date this
Speaker 1: girl ever again. Thank you guys for doing this for me.
Speaker 1: I guess I just need a college girl that has
Speaker 1: no brains in her head at all. Right, yeah, please enjoy.
Speaker 1: Just don't call me anymore. Okay, I will glass blow
Speaker 1: a woman. Enjoy your life. Glass blow woman, glass Yo,
Speaker 1: worry bitty, thank you so much. All the glass glow
Speaker 1: a woman blow blow broken jewel in the morning text
Speaker 1: message in at seven eighty five nine two is OMG,
Speaker 1: that dude is hilarious. I totally would go out with him.
Speaker 1: Another one that says I have a great sense of
Speaker 1: humor and that guy is annoying. Of course, that's about
Speaker 1: today's second day update. Jared wanted to call a girl
Speaker 1: named They met at an adult coloring night at a bar.
Speaker 1: People are doing that now where you go and color,
Speaker 1: and she was a glassblower. That was the thing that
Speaker 1: impressed him. Apparently he loved the fact that she was
Speaker 1: a glassblower so much that he kept saying it over
Speaker 1: and over again. That was really annoying. But the reason
Speaker 1: that she really didn't want to go out with him
Speaker 1: was she looked at his coloring that he did that night,
Speaker 1: and he didn't really color anything. He just drew genitalia
Speaker 1: on all the pictures. He met him and his buddy,
Speaker 1: and she thought he was immature. Well, it's it's funny
Speaker 1: if you're hanging out with your drinking buddy. It's not
Speaker 1: funny if it's a guy that you want to date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like somebody else. Text it in at seven, eight,
Speaker 1: five to nine two said I just want to see
Speaker 1: his pictures. Yeah I do too. Actually, I'm really curious. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want a second date update, all you have
Speaker 1: to do is email the show and we will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back.