WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: The Glass Blowa

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking jewels. Second data day. You remember being a little kid.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in school and you're coloring something in your coloring book,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you see the girl that you like. You

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<v Speaker 1>know that she's coloring something too, so you walk over

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<v Speaker 1>to your figure. It's a good opportunity to bond over something.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you look at what she's coloring. You say

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<v Speaker 1>to her, that's terrible. You're the worst colorer in this class.

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<v Speaker 1>You should stop right now. Mine is way better. Hoping

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<v Speaker 1>that you can just break her confidence down enough so

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<v Speaker 1>that she would like you. That is actually how little

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<v Speaker 1>boys do it, which apparently strange that's still a thing

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<v Speaker 1>in the adult world. Yeah, also not surprising because Jared

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<v Speaker 1>sent us an email to do a second date update

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<v Speaker 1>today and apparently he met the girl that he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to call while coloring. What Jared, how do you meet

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<v Speaker 1>a girl while coloring? Well, my buddy Robbie told me

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<v Speaker 1>that there was a meetup group at a local bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he said we should get wasted and start coloring.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great way to meet chicks. You went do

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<v Speaker 1>one of those adult coloring nights. Yeah, I mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>adults everything. Now that there's like adult camps, all these

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<v Speaker 1>things we did when we were kids. Now I guess

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<v Speaker 1>my generation we're doing it as adults, but just getting drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's I'm guessing you were the only men there.

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<v Speaker 1>We weren't the only men there. We may have been

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<v Speaker 1>the only degenerates there, but there were other men. And

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<v Speaker 1>did you hit on her the same way that I described?

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<v Speaker 1>You walk up to her and just rip on her

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<v Speaker 1>coloring abilities a little bit. I did not rip on

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<v Speaker 1>her coloring abilities. I actually I saw her at the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>I walked on over to her, and when I was

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<v Speaker 1>getting my pint, I looked over and she was actually

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<v Speaker 1>drawn a pretty amazing dragon. This actually sounds like it's

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<v Speaker 1>more fun than I thought. There's a dragon. She was drawing,

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<v Speaker 1>the fantastic looking dragon. I just knew this thick wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>hard to shit tattoos on her and stuff. She definitely

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<v Speaker 1>knew what she was doing. You're like, well, you can

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<v Speaker 1>stay in the lines, ma'am, And that is a turn

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<v Speaker 1>on to me. So how did you trick up a

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<v Speaker 1>conversation with it? Well, I looked over to her and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, that's a nice dragon you've got there, and

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<v Speaker 1>and she looked at me, a little funny, and I say,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, could you help me out? I'm not as

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<v Speaker 1>good as an artist as you, So I asked her

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<v Speaker 1>if I could borrow her purple I ran out, So

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<v Speaker 1>you took her purple crayon home with you? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think at home. I don't want to get arrested

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<v Speaker 1>or anything. I feel from this girl right away, right away.

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<v Speaker 1>Eventually you'll steal something from her, but not not right now. Eventually.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys sound like I mean, you sound like you

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<v Speaker 1>were pretty drunk. Yeah I was. She was nowhere near

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<v Speaker 1>as drunk as I was. She was maybe a little tipsy,

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<v Speaker 1>but the tears okay. She was more of a lady

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<v Speaker 1>than I was. A gentleman. Did it seem like she

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<v Speaker 1>liked you a lot? Though? It did? I mean, we

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<v Speaker 1>first started talking, it seemed like we were really hitting

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<v Speaker 1>it off very well. And eventually I asked her if

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted to go to a different bar that wasn't hollering,

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<v Speaker 1>then we could actually talk and get to know each other.

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<v Speaker 1>And we went and wait that night, you guys did

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<v Speaker 1>or you went on a date. Later that night we

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<v Speaker 1>went out. We went to a different bar. Oh nice?

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<v Speaker 1>And how was the other bar. By the time we

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<v Speaker 1>got to the second bar, we started talking about her job,

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<v Speaker 1>what she does throw a living, and maybe she's weird out,

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<v Speaker 1>but the fact that I really liked that she's a glassblower.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, how many glass blowers do you know? I

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<v Speaker 1>was really excited about her. I don't know any glass blowers.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know any either. Yeah, I just I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that was the coolest thing in the world. And maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about it for too long or something. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you get too excited about it? I mean I was

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<v Speaker 1>talking to her about blowing glass and I may have said,

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<v Speaker 1>like an offhanded her bark about how good of a

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<v Speaker 1>blower she is. She like, she doesn't hear that all

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<v Speaker 1>the time, and er she does. I was just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be cute. Did you guys hang out all night?

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<v Speaker 1>We know, for probably a good three four hours. It

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<v Speaker 1>probably left around midnight. Oh wow. And it was in

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<v Speaker 1>a hook up though. No. I asked her trying to

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<v Speaker 1>do anything else or go back to maybe my place

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<v Speaker 1>or something, Jen, She I said, no, maybe not now,

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<v Speaker 1>but give me a call some time. Okay. No, you're

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<v Speaker 1>retelling this story and you keep bringing up the fact

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<v Speaker 1>of how wasted your word. Do you think you have

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<v Speaker 1>an honest portrayal of how the night really went? Oh, definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>I remember exactly what happened. I was a little too

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<v Speaker 1>drunk at the first bar, but then by the time

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<v Speaker 1>I got to the second bar, I thought, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>this girl's really cute. I should probably slow down and

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<v Speaker 1>sober up so I can remember everything she's saying. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>that is that's amazing. That's responsible. Never happened in my

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<v Speaker 1>life anytime I've been drunk around a girl that I

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<v Speaker 1>thought was cute. I'm like, I better get drunk or

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<v Speaker 1>so I can be smooth, smooth like jagged rock. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very impressed with you, Jared. So have you reached

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<v Speaker 1>out and talked to her since that night? I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I've tried to call her a few times. It's been about,

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<v Speaker 1>i'd say a little over a week since that date,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've tried to call her a bunch of times,

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<v Speaker 1>and she always makes up some excuse, and I figured

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<v Speaker 1>I could do some help with the say I really

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<v Speaker 1>like her and I want to talk to her again. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what We'll play a song, come back, call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second d update. All right, all right, thank you? Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>a man hang up brooking jubil in the morning. As

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<v Speaker 1>the old saying goes, the way to a woman's heart

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<v Speaker 1>is by making off color remarks about her job. So

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<v Speaker 1>Jared is on the phone for a second eight update,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's obviously confused why he's not getting a call

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<v Speaker 1>back from a girl named Leila. They met at an

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<v Speaker 1>adult coloring night at a bar and they hung out

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<v Speaker 1>for a little while. He thinks he's probably not getting

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<v Speaker 1>a call back because he made a rude remark about

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<v Speaker 1>her job. She's a glass blower by trade, and so

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<v Speaker 1>he made a joke about that. And I'll let you

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<v Speaker 1>use your imagination as to what he was talking about. Again,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a glass blower and he made a joke get

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<v Speaker 1>and so he thinks that she didn't like that, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why she's not calling him back. We're about to

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<v Speaker 1>get her on the phone, Jared, you're ready, yea, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't hear Jared after you made the joke

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<v Speaker 1>and it obviously fell flat. Did you apologize? She just

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<v Speaker 1>like changed the subject. I didn't really need to apologize.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like we should move on. You didn't keep

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<v Speaker 1>going back to it, though, did you did you hear me? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. I just she moved on to

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<v Speaker 1>something else. We started talking about her tattoos. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well I'll dial her phone number right now,

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<v Speaker 1>see if we can get her to answer and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second eight update. Okay, thank you? Yeah, here we go. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I speak to Laylah please? Yeah? This is she?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you's calling? Sure you can? Okay, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>who's calling? Oh? Jubil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Who from Brook and Jewil in the morning. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>radio show. It's always funny to me? What is all of?

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<v Speaker 1>What's all that? That is Brooke and me? Jebil from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody hither, what's going on? Well? I'm calling you today

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<v Speaker 1>because we actually got an email about you from one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners. His name is Jared Ah. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>Jared told us about the night that you guys met.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he Yeah, And he said that he really liked

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<v Speaker 1>you and he's been trying to get a hold of

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<v Speaker 1>you for a second date, but you keep saying you're busy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He called me last night and I ignored his call. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he said that you've been ignoring all of his calls.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there a particular reason? Uh, it just wasn't what

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was. Could you guys tell him you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't reach ne or something? Well, I mean, can you

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<v Speaker 1>give me anything specific that I can tell him? He did. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>he told us that you're a glassblower, right. Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he mentioned that. Yeah, he did great job, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>that's really cool. But he said that he also made

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<v Speaker 1>a really bad joke about blowing things, and he thinks

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<v Speaker 1>that that's the reason you're not calling him back. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>among other things. Was it I mean, like that was bad?

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<v Speaker 1>It made me roll my eyes. Did he just come

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<v Speaker 1>off kind of like a bro? I mean yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>was just really immature, like that joke whatever. Probably like

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<v Speaker 1>ninety percent of the people that find out what I

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<v Speaker 1>do make that joke and then we move on, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it got weird. Well, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>mean immature? Like, Okay, so he told you about all

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<v Speaker 1>the coloring, like that's that was a color coloring night. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he said you were really good at it. I am good,

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<v Speaker 1>and I love it. It's relaxing to me. It's something

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<v Speaker 1>that brings me joy, and we at one point later

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<v Speaker 1>in the night like traded coloring books to look at

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<v Speaker 1>each other's work. And I'm going through his and come

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<v Speaker 1>across like a deer with female part drawn onto it,

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<v Speaker 1>so well I would go with other female parts, Jose, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what yeah, what what are we talking about? What parts

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<v Speaker 1>were drawing? Why do you guys need to know the specifics?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to tell you because so it was

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<v Speaker 1>basically like a like a painted picture, a dear human

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<v Speaker 1>hybrid that he had drawn. Yeah, a very inappropriate one, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>children's coloring. And I started slipping to the next page

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<v Speaker 1>and the next page, and every single cute, cuddly animal.

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<v Speaker 1>I kid, you not had some sort of inappropriate edition

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<v Speaker 1>that you didn't find that funny? I would have laughed.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, like ten years ago, but I enjoy

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<v Speaker 1>coloring it really like it means something to me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>an artist, and like, sorry, I'm not interested in dating

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<v Speaker 1>a twelve year old boy. Maybe he thought you would

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<v Speaker 1>think it was funny too, don't you think? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he kept looking over at me like, ah, isn't

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<v Speaker 1>this hilarious? If he's like going through my drawing like

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<v Speaker 1>it was so every single page that he's done it too.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh man, this one it's the same joke

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<v Speaker 1>as the last page, except this one's on a rabbit.

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<v Speaker 1>The other one was a beaver. I kid you not,

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<v Speaker 1>he said to me at one point, Hey, look at

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<v Speaker 1>this graff. Just what's longer than it's neck? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. I still don't get it, though, because

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<v Speaker 1>he said that, you guys hung out for like three

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<v Speaker 1>or four hours that night, like one we did. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not like there was anybody else there, like we were

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<v Speaker 1>drinking and laughing and having fun like I don't know, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it just wore on me, like over the course of

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<v Speaker 1>the night, he kept calling me the glass blower, like

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<v Speaker 1>like British. I don't even know. He was so excited

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<v Speaker 1>that I was a glass blower and thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>so like medieval or whatever and just so obnoxious. You guys. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well I have some news for you, glass blower. Jared

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<v Speaker 1>is actually on the other line and wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Oh my god, are you guys serious? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>jaredy there, Yes, I am here, and hello to you,

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<v Speaker 1>glass blower. He's not stopping with it, Jared. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like that you kept calling her that I wouldn't continue it.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, she thought it was funny. She laughed every

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<v Speaker 1>time I called her glass blow. It made me laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know if for the same reason. I mean, honestly, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>it was really obnoxius. I was laughing more at my

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<v Speaker 1>life and the circumstances that moment. You could have fooled me.

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<v Speaker 1>You seem like you're enjoying yourself after all those drinks

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<v Speaker 1>I was buying. You seem like a really condescending whoa wow?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, did you not wonder why I kept needing

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<v Speaker 1>another drink? Like? Jared? That was intense? Man? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>you name calling all of a sudden, because that was

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<v Speaker 1>really nice thing. I was taking this girl out to

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<v Speaker 1>another another bar, and we were having a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>And actually she's saying that that I'm acting like a

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<v Speaker 1>twelve year old and that you know, you didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>ask about any of the things. You just laughed along

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<v Speaker 1>and on the inside hated my drawing. Jared. In her defense,

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<v Speaker 1>what is she supposed to ask you about drawing Genitalia

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<v Speaker 1>woodland creatures? If it was so offensive to you, What

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<v Speaker 1>didn't you say any thing? Not to mention half of

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<v Speaker 1>those were my buddy robs anyway? Would you didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>care to ask about defensive about the drives. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I didn't know that half of them were

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<v Speaker 1>your buddy robs, but like the second I saw them,

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<v Speaker 1>it became pretty clear to me that you were not

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<v Speaker 1>somebody I can have a conversation with and like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>and you to have a conversationally for the next four

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<v Speaker 1>or five hours. Well, I wanted to be out that night.

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<v Speaker 1>It was my one night out a week, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know whatever, it was fine, but I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to pursue it again, you know what I mean. I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't feel like seeing you again, which is why

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<v Speaker 1>I avoided your calls. And now I'm on the radio,

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<v Speaker 1>like what what are you thinking? Wow? My god, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were way more fun than this. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>sober you are just obnoxious sphere, Wow, Jared, how can

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<v Speaker 1>you not own up to any of that, Like just

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<v Speaker 1>showing a girl a bunch of boobs and other parts

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<v Speaker 1>and then glassblower jokes, like the whole thing is pretty obnoxious. God,

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<v Speaker 1>you two? What is it with you guys? We were

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<v Speaker 1>getting wasted at a bar and coloring and coloring books. Fun. No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is serious stuff, Jared, well, apparently for the girl

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<v Speaker 1>and has toole story written on her arm. It must

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<v Speaker 1>be serious. Listen, all right, it sounds like what you

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<v Speaker 1>need is some twenty one year old co ed who's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go do shots off of you at a bar,

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<v Speaker 1>and like maybe you guys can color on each other

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<v Speaker 1>with markers or something. That's just not something I'm interested in. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you should be dating some fifty year old

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<v Speaker 1>college professor with a rectile dysfunction. There's nothing but tweed

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<v Speaker 1>jackets everything great. I'm not gonna have a conversation with him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm set. All right. Well, it looks like you two

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<v Speaker 1>have figured out your type at least, but I still

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<v Speaker 1>have to ask the question, Layla, would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>go on a second date with Jared? We will pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Yeah, I'm good. No, it sounds like you

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<v Speaker 1>were right on the fence. It does, doesn't it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope to never see him again, unless you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like I need some some boobs put on the glass.

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<v Speaker 1>I blew you know what? You know? This really was

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<v Speaker 1>eye opening to me. I don't need to date this

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<v Speaker 1>girl ever again. Thank you guys for doing this for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I just need a college girl that has

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<v Speaker 1>no brains in her head at all. Right, yeah, please enjoy.

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<v Speaker 1>Just don't call me anymore. Okay, I will glass blow

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<v Speaker 1>a woman. Enjoy your life. Glass blow woman, glass Yo,

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<v Speaker 1>worry bitty, thank you so much. All the glass glow

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<v Speaker 1>a woman blow blow broken jewel in the morning text

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<v Speaker 1>message in at seven eighty five nine two is OMG,

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<v Speaker 1>that dude is hilarious. I totally would go out with him.

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<v Speaker 1>Another one that says I have a great sense of

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<v Speaker 1>humor and that guy is annoying. Of course, that's about

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<v Speaker 1>today's second day update. Jared wanted to call a girl

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<v Speaker 1>named They met at an adult coloring night at a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>People are doing that now where you go and color,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was a glassblower. That was the thing that

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<v Speaker 1>impressed him. Apparently he loved the fact that she was

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<v Speaker 1>a glassblower so much that he kept saying it over

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<v Speaker 1>and over again. That was really annoying. But the reason

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<v Speaker 1>that she really didn't want to go out with him

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<v Speaker 1>was she looked at his coloring that he did that night,

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<v Speaker 1>and he didn't really color anything. He just drew genitalia

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<v Speaker 1>on all the pictures. He met him and his buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>and she thought he was immature. Well, it's it's funny

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<v Speaker 1>if you're hanging out with your drinking buddy. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>funny if it's a guy that you want to date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like somebody else. Text it in at seven, eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine two said I just want to see

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<v Speaker 1>his pictures. Yeah I do too. Actually, I'm really curious. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want a second date update, all you have

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<v Speaker 1>to do is email the show and we will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back.