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Speaker 1: Rooking jewels. Second data day. You remember being a little kid.

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Speaker 1: You're in school and you're coloring something in your coloring book,

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Speaker 1: and then you see the girl that you like. You

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Speaker 1: know that she's coloring something too, so you walk over

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Speaker 1: to your figure. It's a good opportunity to bond over something.

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Speaker 1: And then you look at what she's coloring. You say

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Speaker 1: You should stop right now. Mine is way better. Hoping

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Speaker 1: that you can just break her confidence down enough so

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Speaker 1: that she would like you. That is actually how little

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Speaker 1: in the adult world. Yeah, also not surprising because Jared

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Speaker 1: sent us an email to do a second date update

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Speaker 1: today and apparently he met the girl that he wants

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Speaker 1: to call while coloring. What Jared, how do you meet

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Speaker 1: a girl while coloring? Well, my buddy Robbie told me

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Speaker 1: Then he said we should get wasted and start coloring.

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Speaker 1: It's a great way to meet chicks. You went do

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Speaker 1: one of those adult coloring nights. Yeah, I mean there's

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Speaker 1: my generation we're doing it as adults, but just getting drunk.

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Speaker 1: And it's I'm guessing you were the only men there.

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Speaker 1: We weren't the only men there. We may have been

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Speaker 1: the only degenerates there, but there were other men. And

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Speaker 1: did you hit on her the same way that I described?

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Speaker 1: You walk up to her and just rip on her

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Speaker 1: coloring abilities a little bit. I did not rip on

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Speaker 1: her coloring abilities. I actually I saw her at the bar.

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Speaker 1: drawn a pretty amazing dragon. This actually sounds like it's

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Speaker 1: more fun than I thought. There's a dragon. She was drawing,

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Speaker 1: the fantastic looking dragon. I just knew this thick wasn't

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Speaker 1: hard to shit tattoos on her and stuff. She definitely

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Speaker 1: on to me. So how did you trick up a

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Speaker 1: conversation with it? Well, I looked over to her and

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Speaker 1: I said, that's a nice dragon you've got there, and

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Speaker 1: I said, could you help me out? I'm not as

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Speaker 1: if I could borrow her purple I ran out, So

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Speaker 1: you took her purple crayon home with you? No, I

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Speaker 1: or anything. I feel from this girl right away, right away.

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Speaker 1: Eventually you'll steal something from her, but not not right now. Eventually.

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Speaker 1: You guys sound like I mean, you sound like you

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Speaker 1: were pretty drunk. Yeah I was. She was nowhere near

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Speaker 1: And we went and wait that night, you guys did

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Speaker 1: And how was the other bar. By the time we

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Speaker 1: what she does throw a living, and maybe she's weird out,

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Speaker 1: I'm very impressed with you, Jared. So have you reached

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Speaker 1: a man hang up brooking jubil in the morning. As

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Speaker 1: the old saying goes, the way to a woman's heart

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Speaker 1: is by making off color remarks about her job. So

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Speaker 1: Jared is on the phone for a second eight update,

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Speaker 1: and he's obviously confused why he's not getting a call

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Speaker 1: back from a girl named Leila. They met at an

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Speaker 1: he made a joke about that. And I'll let you

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Speaker 1: use your imagination as to what he was talking about. Again,

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Speaker 1: And I didn't hear Jared after you made the joke

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Speaker 1: your second eight update. Okay, thank you? Yeah, here we go. Hello.

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Speaker 1: Can I speak to Laylah please? Yeah? This is she?

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you's calling? Sure you can? Okay, Hey,

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Speaker 1: who's calling? Oh? Jubil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning?

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Speaker 1: Who from Brook and Jewil in the morning. It's a

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Speaker 1: radio show. It's always funny to me? What is all of?

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Speaker 1: What's all that? That is Brooke and me? Jebil from

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Speaker 1: Brook Jewil in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, Hi,

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Speaker 1: everybody hither, what's going on? Well? I'm calling you today

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Speaker 1: because we actually got an email about you from one

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Speaker 1: of our listeners. His name is Jared Ah. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: Jared told us about the night that you guys met.

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Speaker 1: Did he Yeah, And he said that he really liked

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Speaker 1: you and he's been trying to get a hold of

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Speaker 1: you for a second date, but you keep saying you're busy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He called me last night and I ignored his call. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Is there a particular reason? Uh, it just wasn't what

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Speaker 1: give me anything specific that I can tell him? He did. Look,

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Speaker 1: he told us that you're a glassblower, right. Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: mean immature? Like, Okay, so he told you about all

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Speaker 1: the coloring, like that's that was a color coloring night. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so well I would go with other female parts, Jose, Well,

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Speaker 1: what yeah, what what are we talking about? What parts

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Speaker 1: think it was funny too, don't you think? Yeah? I

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Speaker 1: mean he kept looking over at me like, ah, isn't

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Speaker 1: this hilarious? If he's like going through my drawing like

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Speaker 1: it was so every single page that he's done it too.

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh man, this one it's the same joke

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Speaker 1: as the last page, except this one's on a rabbit.

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Speaker 1: The other one was a beaver. I kid you not,

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Speaker 1: he said to me at one point, Hey, look at

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I still don't get it, though, because

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Speaker 1: he said that, you guys hung out for like three

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Speaker 1: or four hours that night, like one we did. It's

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Speaker 1: like British. I don't even know. He was so excited

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Speaker 1: so like medieval or whatever and just so obnoxious. You guys. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well I have some news for you, glass blower. Jared

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Speaker 1: glass blower. He's not stopping with it, Jared. She didn't

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Speaker 1: You seem like you're enjoying yourself after all those drinks

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Speaker 1: I mean, did you not wonder why I kept needing

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Speaker 1: And actually she's saying that that I'm acting like a

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Speaker 1: and on the inside hated my drawing. Jared. In her defense,

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Speaker 1: what is she supposed to ask you about drawing Genitalia

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Speaker 1: didn't you say any thing? Not to mention half of

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Speaker 1: or five hours. Well, I wanted to be out that night.

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Speaker 1: It was my one night out a week, and like,

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Speaker 1: like what what are you thinking? Wow? My god, I

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Speaker 1: sober you are just obnoxious sphere, Wow, Jared, how can

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Speaker 1: this is serious stuff, Jared, well, apparently for the girl

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Speaker 1: be serious. Listen, all right, it sounds like what you

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Speaker 1: need is some twenty one year old co ed who's

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Speaker 1: and like maybe you guys can color on each other

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Speaker 1: I'm set. All right. Well, it looks like you two

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Speaker 1: for it. Yeah, I'm good. No, it sounds like you

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Speaker 1: Just don't call me anymore. Okay, I will glass blow

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Speaker 1: a woman. Enjoy your life. Glass blow woman, glass Yo,

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Speaker 1: worry bitty, thank you so much. All the glass glow

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Speaker 1: today's second day update. Jared wanted to call a girl

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Speaker 1: People are doing that now where you go and color,

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Speaker 1: if you're hanging out with your drinking buddy. It's not

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