WEBVTT - The Juan Villareal Episode 0:00:01.080 --> 0:00:04.800 Get get no boys. It's back and reoded all in 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:08.119 your mind. Yeah, not deep throating. This is for the streets, 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:12.399 the real, the railroading, the distant franchise, the truth Escape building. 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:14.800 And they ain't knowing we speak the truth, so they 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:18.000 quoted because we wrote it. The North South East coat 0:00:18.200 --> 0:00:21.279 is the g b my keeping your head, Bobby, it 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:24.680 ain't no stopping and wants to be dropped head by 0:00:24.840 --> 0:00:27.280 then the system is so corrupt they throw the rock 0:00:27.360 --> 0:00:29.280 out of their heads and then blame it on us. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:33.680 Don't get twisted on code and me and danceing for 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:39.600 no buttament biscuits. It's Willie d y'all scar faces in 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:43.519 the building. Collectively we are the ghetto Boys. Sloaded, reloaded 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:46.400 with another episode of information and instructions to help you 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:50.239 navigate through this wild, crazy, beautiful world. In the studio 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:56.080 one villarel Man, thank you're for having me, bro. What's up? 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:59.760 Man one one? This is one of my favorite persons, 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:06.039 Man one. You get people, man though, Annie and and 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:10.400 I shouldn't I know it's you know, it's koom fu. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:12.640 You know koom fu. I should have started off with 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:15.440 what's up? Fucker? What's so fun? How did you get 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:19.080 up there. Did you just say that? People just started laughing. 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:22.320 He said, IM gonna say that ship again, because you 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:25.400 know here, when you do open mics, you can go 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:27.240 up and take your time a little bit and be like, 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.600 what's up everybody here? You doing? Understand? But then when 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:33.880 I got to New York, it's like, man, they were 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:35.560 boom people in four or five seconds. If they don't 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:37.920 say nothing, like, you got four or five seconds too. 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:40.280 And that's what that popped up when you first went 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:44.199 to New York. Did you get booted the first time? Man, dude, 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.880 I've been booed like three times where I got booed. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:50.480 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I got 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.320 got boot dude, I got boot three times. Man when 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:54.880 he got boot well as a get a boy who 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.280 got booted the New Music Seminary in New York for 0:01:57.440 --> 0:01:59.720 the first time coming out. But go ahead, yeah, I 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:02.000 got I got booted austin high school. They booked me 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:05.840 when I was like three high school book man. Yea 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:15.680 was some fellow man take this out, Willie, Yeah, and 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:18.840 the page seventy five bucks right, and I took uh, 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:21.239 my my wife and my ex wife. I took her 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:23.040 and my little daughter, Oh, this is gonna be fun. 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:26.919 So then they said don't cuss, and I'm like, oh, 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.160 because I've been doing comedy three months, okay. I had 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:33.640 to follow h David Raybond, he was the only one 0:02:33.639 --> 0:02:36.560 of the owners at the hip hop, and then Billy Jones, 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:38.760 who was a comic out of Dallas. He played a keyboard, 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:43.040 who was like amazing, and then jay le Mind okay, 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:46.760 so I had to They all got standing ovation. Yeah, 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:48.760 they all got standing ovations, and then they me up 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:51.520 as a headliner. And then I'm like, what's up? And 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:54.000 I couldn't say that, and they were like what's up? 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:55.920 And I was like yeah, man, And somebody yelled at 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:58.680 WHI school you go to? I went the meal bean 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:07.440 boomool Look it gets better, like they were booing, I'm 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:09.480 in the gym with a karaoke machine. We thought I 0:03:09.520 --> 0:03:12.480 was gonna do the auditorium. I'm in the gym the 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:15.080 new so that now the whole gym is boring me. 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.919 So now I'm like, hey, like chilling. And then then 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.000 they told me not to use profanity. But at that 0:03:21.040 --> 0:03:22.960 point I was like, hey, man, y'all need to chill 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:25.400 the funk out. Bro y'all got me in this fucking 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.200 gym with a fucking little speaker and ship like y'all 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:30.079 can't even put me and they came and take the 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:35.480 mic from me and the ladies. Yeah, the teacher as 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:39.480 a principle, like everybody out to me, bro, like, okay, look, 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:44.040 check to check this out. This is Austin High School. Okay, 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.280 this is Austin High School. Can I check this out? 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:49.880 Will you? Okay, we were really poor right at the time. 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:52.560 My my buddy who was in the gate sold me, 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:54.960 sold me a car for a hundred bucks. It was. 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:57.800 It was a yellow seventies seven hornet. It looks like 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:00.480 a tank, one of them big old and the tires 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.400 were like this right, like the tires are like this, 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:05.560 and it had no manifold. That had no manifolds. So 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:10.760 when you treated it on, you know, it was like so. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:14.000 And I had a job at the time too, so 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:16.480 when I would do that, you know, like I would 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:18.320 wake up the people in my apartment, it's like they 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:20.480 were like, hey, you're a lie, bro, Like, because one 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:21.840 day I didn't go to work and they were all 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:23.880 mad at me because I didn't wake them row because 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:27.560 they were so used to my manifold, Yeah it's okay. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:29.919 So I parked in about the about the block away 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:31.760 from the school because I didn't want them to see 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:36.080 that car. So my exclaiming, look, let's go, come on, 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:39.080 let's go. We're going. Okay, We're walking up off the 0:04:39.080 --> 0:04:41.680 school property. Were hear the bell ring, like, oh man, 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:43.480 that means they're gonna go out. Let's go. So we 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.200 get to the block, to the end of the block. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:49.640 I get in my car, this fucker says. I'm like, 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:55.080 oh no, like like so open the hood quick and like, 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:59.719 oh my god, like, oh no, okay, Well okay, now 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:02.000 we're sweating. We were in there like six seven minutes. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:05.599 We're in there sweating. These little kids are catching up 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:08.960 to us. Now they're walking back at the rat. They're 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:12.200 booing me in my car. I'm in the car. They're 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:16.120 gonna look at him. I did boo boo, man, but 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:20.279 like I was still getting booed, bro And I don't 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:23.159 know how this happened, but I turned the key again 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:28.440 and that funder's kid and those kids were like, oh ship, 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:33.359 and yeah, we we got the funk out of there. Shot. Yeah, 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:37.200 Like dude, that was a seven. That was a seventy 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:42.479 seven horning Man crazy yeah, and uh well I got 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:47.400 booed and then, uh, I don't really remember another place 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:50.400 they didn't boom me. They just didn't like being but 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:53.559 and then I got booed. When I was on tour 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:56.800 with Carlos Missia at the Gibson Center in l A. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:06:00.680 Because I like the match, so I got so angels. 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:03.520 I was wearing all red and white. I mean, I'm like, okay, 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.719 cool man, I'm in l A to get five thousand people. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:07.680 And when I walked on stage, man, they were just 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:11.040 booing me and I'm rocking the whole tour and I'm like, 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:13.559 what's going on? Like, well, like, what the funk you're doing? 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.320 And I boo. I'm like, man, man, well funck y'all 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:18.120 two it in. I'm like said, you know what, I 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:21.000 ain't getting off. So now they're they're going crazy on 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:22.800 the side. They're like what are you gonna do? What 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:24.400 are we gonna do? Get them off? And my manager 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.279 was there at the time, Vans just standing there and 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.120 like what do we do? Get him? Marvin Vance is 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:33.440 like my man is a pro man watch. So they're 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:35.760 they're dogging me and I'm like, hold on Fucker's just 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:38.039 let me tell the fun Joe's I can go. I 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:39.960 don't even know who you are. So they're yelling at me, 0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:41.600 but I don't even want to look over there, so 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.280 I start killing them. I did twenty five minutes. I 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:47.120 went over, but I got a standy. No, okay, I 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:49.480 got booed. Then I got a standy not. So when 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:53.320 I walk off stage, they're like, one, they weren't booing you. 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:57.160 They're booing the fucking angel thing that the Dodgers are 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:01.159 in the playoff with the Angels and this Dodger and 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:03.640 you come up here with Angels. Ship. They were booing 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:07.320 the jersey. They weren't booing you. I'm like, oh ship. 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:09.080 So then I ran back on stage, like what are 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:11.480 you doing? I ran back on stage because Brad, you know, 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:14.040 Brad Williams, he was on stage. So I ran back 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:17.600 on stage. Yeah yeah, and I took the mic from 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:19.440 him and he's just looking at me like hey, So 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.720 they start booing me again, right, but I like don't know. 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:25.880 I'm like, I get it, fuckers. I'm like, look, we're 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:28.600 from Houston, dude. I I don't keep up with y'all's baseball. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.400 I'm sorry, I'm not. I didn't want to disrespect nobody. 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:33.720 I don't even know these fuckers, so I don't want 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.200 to get boot from. So I'm in l A. I'll 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:38.240 be a Dodger fan. And then I tore the jersey 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:41.440 off and got the standing no. So now that was cool. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.600 So I got I like yeah, I told other comics 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:46.520 followed that bro I got booed two times and got 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:51.960 two standing ovations in twenty minutes. I don't want jerseys 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.880 no more when I go to town, especially Houston right now, 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:58.600 because wherever I go with the Houston jersey man. Well, 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:02.760 here's the here's the thing. Before you go to a city, 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:07.560 you must, absolutely must. It is incumbentent up on you 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:13.960 to read the newspapers, go online and find out what's 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:16.280 going on in the city so you will know what 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:19.560 the vibe is. We always knew when we came to 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.800 cities areas. We were always researching what was going on 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:25.040 in that city. So when we come to city, we 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.840 got out, we got we got we got our jerseys on, 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:30.120 we got our caps on, or whatever it is, and 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:33.720 we always consistent with the vibe and the city mind. 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.280 You would always say things that were going on politically 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:39.520 or socially, whatever the climate was, we knew because we 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:43.359 did our research. But mind you, Willie. Willie said that, uh, 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:46.960 president is a long time ago. When wearing the city 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:50.600 of the Jersey, the cities the Jersey was the city 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.320 with represented the city that we were in. And I 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:55.199 followed that, you know all the way. You know, thirty 0:08:55.240 --> 0:08:57.120 something years later, I still well, I don't do it 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.840 anymore now because I worked with the Astros Foundation, But 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:05.240 I um, I definitely wore the jerseys of whatever city 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:09.120 I was in baseball Jersey at that And how did 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:12.680 you get started in comedy? Man? I was working security 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:15.319 for about five years. Man, please and listen. Wait wait 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:18.440 wait wait wait, don't man, please don't make me laugh. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:24.280 Don't alright, have a decent discussion, man, and call it 0:09:25.240 --> 0:09:27.480 all right, go ahead. Did you have a gun? Yeah? 0:09:27.600 --> 0:09:29.720 I was commissioned. I went to school for it. I 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:34.040 went to Barkney Career School. I still said, when you 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.960 don't make me laugh, I still they're still looking for me. 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:40.280 So what do you call it? Yeah? So I went 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:42.640 there and I took a class and you know, I 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:45.520 mean win and get the gun range thing they trained you. 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:47.760 I got top gun. I won the trophy because I 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:50.680 was in the army, so shooting guns was pretty simple. 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:54.559 And then it was simple, like really gun it was 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.079 yeah said it was easy. It was easy to shoot 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:58.559 the gun. You know, because I was in the military. 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:00.480 I was trained. Plus we grew up the farm. We 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:04.079 knew about how to handle weapons and stuff. And then uh, 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:07.880 I started working and this is eighty nine, ninety nine 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:10.560 ninety two. This is when and I was working in 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:13.040 the Gulfing area of southwest bell Are all that stuff. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:15.480 So this is when you know, crack. It's like really 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:19.520 taking over because I because I worked, Yeah, I work departments, man, 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:24.680 sometimes so like you can see a family you know 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:27.800 good and then little by little like their lights are 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:29.800 out and then then you pawn and TV like in 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:32.960 one year because I worked some properties sometimes two years 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:35.200 and you can just see them to terrorating man just 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.440 like yeah, so it was taken over. And then you know, 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:40.319 the apartments were so big. There was a lot of 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:43.120 empty apartments, so you go, you can you would always 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:46.600 find people the oa's it was always you can you 0:10:46.640 --> 0:10:48.640 can just pass by and just man and then he'd 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:50.560 be like, yeah, I need to you mean, I need 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:54.360 whatever I'd call my company, but I was a captain, 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:56.599 so they used to would call me I was a 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:58.840 security guard. I was a captain. I was making three 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:01.880 thirty five. That's bullshit, that's tired. You're the cap they're 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:06.559 like man, and I was making the same with everybody else. Yeah, 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:10.080 So how did you get transitioned into comedy? Well, I 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:13.680 got tired of just I mean, you know those those 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:17.200 clubs paid more at night, the little pony bars. It's 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.520 like girls work there and you buy them a little 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:22.840 pony beer for ten bucks, and the girls make seven 0:11:23.320 --> 0:11:26.280 and the owner makes three. So there's like sixty ladies 0:11:26.280 --> 0:11:28.360 who's working there, and guys come in and they buy 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:30.200 them drinks and stuff, and they're not really drinking. They're 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.440 drinking water, sprite whatever. So now the dudes all buzzed out. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:35.360 So now they asked me to tell them to leave 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:38.319 so she can be with somebody else, another customer, and 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.319 this dude's like, I've already been four bucks on her, 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:42.320 and so we had to throw them out. So of 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.880 course they would get buying in sometimes in the hostile 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:48.040 and that's what we were there to do too. You 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:51.400 have to refuse it or to restrain them, and then 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:54.480 I was really cool with the cops man, because like, 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:57.679 I didn't funk up a lot of security guards meant 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:00.000 to jail a lot of my people because they wouldn't 0:12:00.040 --> 0:12:01.679 have their commission card, or they would take out their 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.480 gun when they weren't supposed to or or anything. So 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:07.520 me I handcuffed this one guy and these cops came 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.480 up and they're like, what's up. I was like, look, man, 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:10.959 I really don't want to do nothing here. I just 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.320 can't ask him to leave the property. So you wanted 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.760 to do all the paperwork or whatever, and he goes, 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:18.600 why didn't you want to have comform? And I'm like, well, 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:22.440 I'm not a magistrate, I'm not a peace officer. So 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.640 they just stopped and looked at me. They're like you 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:26.360 know what that means? And I'm like, oh, yeah, I 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:27.840 went to school for this ship. I was like, I'm not. 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:30.199 I'm not these other fuckers that y'all taking to jail. 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:33.199 And they're like, oh, oh cool man, Like we need 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.520 somebody like you. So they called my company said this 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:37.400 dude is good. So that's kind of like what made 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:41.160 me the captain because then they didn't give you a race. Yeah, man, 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:43.160 they didn't give me no race, but the clubs like me. 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:45.240 And it was just a lot of fighting, man, a 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:48.040 lot of I got beat up, good beat up. Oh 0:12:48.040 --> 0:12:49.880 my god, bro, I got beat up like two hundred times, 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:52.599 at least about five hundred fights. I tell people, I 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:54.640 got beat up at least two hundred times. Good ones. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:59.240 They were like, okay, look, I'll give you one of 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:02.160 the best ones. Man. And the owner, this dude is 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.240 a regular. He's a little short, baskin dude. He's a regular. 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:07.600 He's about fourty years old. I'm like twenty two. And 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:10.840 so he grabbed some lady like by accident, but it 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:12.120 started a bunch of stuff. So I had to ask 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:13.640 him to leave, and he said, man, why are you 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:15.040 telling me leave? He got all mad at me and 0:13:15.080 --> 0:13:18.160 this and that. So somehow we ended up walking out 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:20.040 the club and we're in the parking lot and we're 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:22.760 in between a truck and a car. So I'm like, hey, man, 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.720 stop getting on the hotstown. This dude just started getting mad. 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:28.040 So then I put my hands on the kind of hard. 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:30.080 I said, hey man, you don't want to do this 0:13:30.280 --> 0:13:32.199 right now, like stop because oh you just stop doing 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:35.640 So then we started like like, and I thought I 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:37.640 grabbed him hard enough to put him against the car. 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.600 But this little fucker did something Willie and I heard 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:45.120 and I heard, and I looked at my fucking feet 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:48.079 are going over the hood ornament of the truck. I 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:50.400 this sucker threw me over a truck. I'm like, what 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:53.880 the fund is this for real? Like landed on between 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:56.480 the truck and the car. I'm like, oh, I was dizzy. 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:57.959 I see them a little boost coming to round and 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:00.959 click a click uick. I think I'm my gun. I said, okay, 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:04.480 are you one? Like yeah, he goes that's it. I'm like, yeah, 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:09.800 you're good, and I put my gun. I have to 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:13.079 sit there, Okay. So that made it bad because then 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:16.000 I started working out, you know more, in training more 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.240 and doing my kicks faster and everything. So for the 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:20.320 next six months, dude, I was just you know, I mean, 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:22.640 I was tagging people. Man, I was sometimes going a 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:25.960 little bit too far. Okay, I'm walking the owners out. 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:28.880 About six months later and there's UH to their car 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:33.600 and then there's a truck there and it's him and 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:37.200 he's thinking up and he's like, hey, you're another shot, 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:41.880 And I'm like, what another shot. Okay, this is where 0:14:42.080 --> 0:14:46.080 the water sharp's down. And then there's a water little center. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.320 So it's a big old parking lot empty. It's his 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:51.040 truck in my car. He's like, you want another shot. 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:55.120 I'm like yeah, bro, yep bro. I walked up to 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:58.360 this dude. We fought for about six seven seconds, and 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:01.200 this dude hit me so hard, like I didn't know 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:03.840 what the kidney shot was at that time, but it's 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.200 like he hit me and like my body went like this, 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.800 but like bad, Like my body went like this and 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:12.200 I fell down and I couldn't even move. And then 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:13.920 and the dudes like just look at that me and 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:17.720 he's like you're good. I'm like, he's like hey, So 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.600 this fucker sat there. He sat there and drink a 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.320 beer until for about ten minutes, and I was already 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.960 able to move around and go to my car and 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:30.520 take my ass home. Okay, like take my ass home. 0:15:30.600 --> 0:15:35.400 And that was it, And that was it. Okay, okay, Brad, 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:39.400 look really okay. Then I really went into like I 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:44.440 started really working and getting I was fast, strong, tougher. 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:49.360 Six months later, I walked out to the owners. This 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:54.040 dude is like the same little post little me hey, 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:58.040 I wann't do it again. I'm ready, Willie, I'm ready. 0:15:58.280 --> 0:16:00.600 I'm like, yep, hold up. I go to my car, 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:02.560 take my rig off. I'll take my gun, you know, 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:04.200 my magazine, the whole rag, the hand cauls, all that. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:07.160 I take my baton, everything off, and I took off 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:11.240 my shirt. I'm a disco bro, that's go ready, and 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:14.840 I can kick pretty fast. And I kicked him fast, 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:17.440 but it didn't didn't hurt like he was supposed to, 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.480 like you know what I mean, but you know me, 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:27.080 I was like, so, man, anyway, another eight ten second fight. 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.920 He got me, stop me, he punched me, do me down, 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:31.640 never keep me when out of the ground because I 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:34.720 got up and he he whopped my eyes again. Bro. 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:38.480 So now I'm laying there and I'm there for about 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:41.680 fifteen minutes again, and he's like, hey, I gotta go. 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:45.480 You really, I gotta go. This fucker helped me get up. 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:49.120 He walked me to my car. He walked me to 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:52.720 my fucking car, brad Grass, my gun, my rig, everything 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:54.760 out of the driver's seat if those it in the 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:58.360 passenger seat. And then and then I sit down and 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:01.840 he's looking at me. He's like you're good, and I'm like, yeah, 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:04.720 are you going home? Like yeah, man going home? Man? 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:09.200 He goes, I'm gonna follow you the fuck you like 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:15.000 like I want to shoot you right now, fucker. But yeah, 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:19.280 y'all best friends. Now, Yeah they're cool. No, No, I haven't. 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:21.359 I haven't seen him since, but I watched his way, 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:26.520 did you get? Yeah? Man three times. You gotta remember that. Roland? 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:31.600 Yeah yeah, Roland? How big? How tall is it? He 0:17:31.800 --> 0:17:36.200 was like, no, that bad? He was about I said 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:38.640 about five five five six because I was like five nine, 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:41.080 because like his head was like right here, that's what 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:44.159 he had leverage. But when I saw that hood on 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:45.880 him in the first time, that I should have learned 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:48.440 my lesson right there, Bro, Yeah what the second time? 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:50.600 I should have learned my lesson. But you should have 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:53.960 learned your listen, bro, when somebody put up and say 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:56.240 you want to give it another shot? Oh my god. 0:17:56.960 --> 0:17:59.320 He was forty something. So now I tell people I'm 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:04.400 fifty five. This fucker's about seventy five, and I'm like, nah, 0:18:04.560 --> 0:18:06.399 I don't know. And it's still a lot. Yeah, I 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:08.359 don't know. I don't know. He might still be healthy, 0:18:08.480 --> 0:18:13.679 workings on anybody still want. Yeah, I was three fights 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:16.000 in the same person, the same dude, and he would 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:17.879 in my spot that he would call me in this 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:20.840 and I was trained, I was working. You know. I 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.040 do want to say this, man, I do want to 0:18:23.040 --> 0:18:26.080 give you your props for not popping dude because you 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:29.160 had he was well within your rights. They can't pop him? 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:32.439 Why not because his life is not an imminent danger. 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:34.879 It was he dude dropped me in the fight. The 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:37.240 dude he got the gun on him and pull your 0:18:37.240 --> 0:18:41.040 gun and pop. Can't do that. You know what, we 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:44.040 don't have ad It was being him alone. I had 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:47.280 blood on me my shop, but going out it could 0:18:47.280 --> 0:18:50.000 have happened, could have popped. Yeah, but I have to 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:54.080 defend that. Yeah. And you know what when I did 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:55.960 it right along with a cop when I worked security, 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.720 I didn't run along. He said. They want don't ever 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:01.840 shoot nobody. Don't never shoot nobody. Man, how much you 0:19:01.920 --> 0:19:06.679 paying your sire five, dude, don't ever shoot nobody Like 0:19:06.760 --> 0:19:08.800 you don't know what that feels like. I've seen cops 0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:11.600 shoot people and start crying like I've seen that. I've 0:19:11.640 --> 0:19:14.720 seen cops beat up people and then cry like they 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:18.760 felt bad with some of they shoot people and crying, 0:19:18.800 --> 0:19:22.119 not because they that's part of the defense. Defense. Yeah, 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:24.120 it was gonna come down there and give you a hug. 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:28.840 That it was. It was. That's that's how it was. Like. 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:33.800 It was crazy, man, and I didn't They liked me, man, 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:36.840 The cops like me, so they had my bag and 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:39.640 uh I got shot at like it six times. Never 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:42.880 shot nobody, Never wanted to shoot nobody. There was six 0:19:42.920 --> 0:19:46.120 times I could have they were shooting, and I wasn't 0:19:46.119 --> 0:19:51.000 gonna miss dangers. The question now because like this, because 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:55.880 I'm like, they chased me mostly do the show. Their 0:19:55.880 --> 0:19:59.600 lines are not in him in the day anyway, the 0:19:59.640 --> 0:20:02.159 cops to kill people their life now, No, I'm just 0:20:02.200 --> 0:20:04.280 talking about that. I'm talking about as a security guard, 0:20:04.320 --> 0:20:07.000 as a civilian, as or whatever you are, Like if 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:08.760 your life is not an even like I can't shoot 0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:11.520 the motherfucker because I'm mad at him. You can even 0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:14.240 take a gun and name it at him. A security guard, 0:20:14.240 --> 0:20:16.320 and I got a gun on me at all times. 0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:18.280 It will take a gun out of nameing at somebody. 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:20.240 You're going to jail, Yeah, and and the couch wild 0:20:20.280 --> 0:20:21.879 coming and take on the jail. And I had to 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:24.400 sign the paperwork and all together and said yeah, yeah, 0:20:24.480 --> 0:20:26.479 So if you ain't, if your life is not an 0:20:26.520 --> 0:20:30.240 imminent danger, don't pull that motherfucker. Only time when you 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:33.080