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Speaker 1: one villarel Man, thank you're for having me, bro. What's up?
Speaker 1: Man one one? This is one of my favorite persons,
Speaker 1: Man one. You get people, man though, Annie and and
Speaker 1: I shouldn't I know it's you know, it's koom fu.
Speaker 1: You know koom fu. I should have started off with
Speaker 1: what's up? Fucker? What's so fun? How did you get
Speaker 1: up there. Did you just say that? People just started laughing.
Speaker 1: He said, IM gonna say that ship again, because you
Speaker 1: know here, when you do open mics, you can go
Speaker 1: up and take your time a little bit and be like,
Speaker 1: what's up everybody here? You doing? Understand? But then when
Speaker 1: I got to New York, it's like, man, they were
Speaker 1: boom people in four or five seconds. If they don't
Speaker 1: say nothing, like, you got four or five seconds too.
Speaker 1: And that's what that popped up when you first went
Speaker 1: to New York. Did you get booted the first time? Man, dude,
Speaker 1: I've been booed like three times where I got booed.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I got
Speaker 1: got boot dude, I got boot three times. Man when
Speaker 1: he got boot well as a get a boy who
Speaker 1: got booted the New Music Seminary in New York for
Speaker 1: the first time coming out. But go ahead, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got I got booted austin high school. They booked me
Speaker 1: when I was like three high school book man. Yea
Speaker 1: was some fellow man take this out, Willie, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the page seventy five bucks right, and I took uh,
Speaker 1: my my wife and my ex wife. I took her
Speaker 1: and my little daughter, Oh, this is gonna be fun.
Speaker 1: So then they said don't cuss, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: because I've been doing comedy three months, okay. I had
Speaker 1: to follow h David Raybond, he was the only one
Speaker 1: of the owners at the hip hop, and then Billy Jones,
Speaker 1: who was a comic out of Dallas. He played a keyboard,
Speaker 1: who was like amazing, and then jay le Mind okay,
Speaker 1: so I had to They all got standing ovation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they all got standing ovations, and then they me up
Speaker 1: as a headliner. And then I'm like, what's up? And
Speaker 1: I couldn't say that, and they were like what's up?
Speaker 1: And I was like yeah, man, And somebody yelled at
Speaker 1: WHI school you go to? I went the meal bean
Speaker 1: boomool Look it gets better, like they were booing, I'm
Speaker 1: in the gym with a karaoke machine. We thought I
Speaker 1: was gonna do the auditorium. I'm in the gym the
Speaker 1: new so that now the whole gym is boring me.
Speaker 1: So now I'm like, hey, like chilling. And then then
Speaker 1: they told me not to use profanity. But at that
Speaker 1: point I was like, hey, man, y'all need to chill
Speaker 1: the funk out. Bro y'all got me in this fucking
Speaker 1: gym with a fucking little speaker and ship like y'all
Speaker 1: can't even put me and they came and take the
Speaker 1: mic from me and the ladies. Yeah, the teacher as
Speaker 1: a principle, like everybody out to me, bro, like, okay, look,
Speaker 1: check to check this out. This is Austin High School. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is Austin High School. Can I check this out?
Speaker 1: Will you? Okay, we were really poor right at the time.
Speaker 1: My my buddy who was in the gate sold me,
Speaker 1: sold me a car for a hundred bucks. It was.
Speaker 1: It was a yellow seventies seven hornet. It looks like
Speaker 1: a tank, one of them big old and the tires
Speaker 1: were like this right, like the tires are like this,
Speaker 1: and it had no manifold. That had no manifolds. So
Speaker 1: when you treated it on, you know, it was like so.
Speaker 1: And I had a job at the time too, so
Speaker 1: when I would do that, you know, like I would
Speaker 1: wake up the people in my apartment, it's like they
Speaker 1: were like, hey, you're a lie, bro, Like, because one
Speaker 1: day I didn't go to work and they were all
Speaker 1: mad at me because I didn't wake them row because
Speaker 1: they were so used to my manifold, Yeah it's okay.
Speaker 1: So I parked in about the about the block away
Speaker 1: from the school because I didn't want them to see
Speaker 1: that car. So my exclaiming, look, let's go, come on,
Speaker 1: let's go. We're going. Okay, We're walking up off the
Speaker 1: school property. Were hear the bell ring, like, oh man,
Speaker 1: that means they're gonna go out. Let's go. So we
Speaker 1: get to the block, to the end of the block.
Speaker 1: I get in my car, this fucker says. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh no, like like so open the hood quick and like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like, oh no, okay, Well okay, now
Speaker 1: we're sweating. We were in there like six seven minutes.
Speaker 1: We're in there sweating. These little kids are catching up
Speaker 1: to us. Now they're walking back at the rat. They're
Speaker 1: booing me in my car. I'm in the car. They're
Speaker 1: gonna look at him. I did boo boo, man, but
Speaker 1: like I was still getting booed, bro And I don't
Speaker 1: know how this happened, but I turned the key again
Speaker 1: and that funder's kid and those kids were like, oh ship,
Speaker 1: and yeah, we we got the funk out of there. Shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like dude, that was a seven. That was a seventy
Speaker 1: seven horning Man crazy yeah, and uh well I got
Speaker 1: booed and then, uh, I don't really remember another place
Speaker 1: they didn't boom me. They just didn't like being but
Speaker 1: and then I got booed. When I was on tour
Speaker 1: with Carlos Missia at the Gibson Center in l A.
Speaker 1: Because I like the match, so I got so angels.
Speaker 1: I was wearing all red and white. I mean, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: cool man, I'm in l A to get five thousand people.
Speaker 1: And when I walked on stage, man, they were just
Speaker 1: booing me and I'm rocking the whole tour and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Like, well, like, what the funk you're doing?
Speaker 1: And I boo. I'm like, man, man, well funck y'all
Speaker 1: two it in. I'm like said, you know what, I
Speaker 1: ain't getting off. So now they're they're going crazy on
Speaker 1: the side. They're like what are you gonna do? What
Speaker 1: are we gonna do? Get them off? And my manager
Speaker 1: was there at the time, Vans just standing there and
Speaker 1: like what do we do? Get him? Marvin Vance is
Speaker 1: like my man is a pro man watch. So they're
Speaker 1: they're dogging me and I'm like, hold on Fucker's just
Speaker 1: let me tell the fun Joe's I can go. I
Speaker 1: don't even know who you are. So they're yelling at me,
Speaker 1: but I don't even want to look over there, so
Speaker 1: I start killing them. I did twenty five minutes. I
Speaker 1: went over, but I got a standy. No, okay, I
Speaker 1: got booed. Then I got a standy not. So when
Speaker 1: I walk off stage, they're like, one, they weren't booing you.
Speaker 1: They're booing the fucking angel thing that the Dodgers are
Speaker 1: in the playoff with the Angels and this Dodger and
Speaker 1: you come up here with Angels. Ship. They were booing
Speaker 1: the jersey. They weren't booing you. I'm like, oh ship.
Speaker 1: So then I ran back on stage, like what are
Speaker 1: you doing? I ran back on stage because Brad, you know,
Speaker 1: Brad Williams, he was on stage. So I ran back
Speaker 1: on stage. Yeah yeah, and I took the mic from
Speaker 1: him and he's just looking at me like hey, So
Speaker 1: they start booing me again, right, but I like don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I get it, fuckers. I'm like, look, we're
Speaker 1: from Houston, dude. I I don't keep up with y'all's baseball.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not. I didn't want to disrespect nobody.
Speaker 1: I don't even know these fuckers, so I don't want
Speaker 1: to get boot from. So I'm in l A. I'll
Speaker 1: be a Dodger fan. And then I tore the jersey
Speaker 1: off and got the standing no. So now that was cool.
Speaker 1: So I got I like yeah, I told other comics
Speaker 1: followed that bro I got booed two times and got
Speaker 1: two standing ovations in twenty minutes. I don't want jerseys
Speaker 1: no more when I go to town, especially Houston right now,
Speaker 1: because wherever I go with the Houston jersey man. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the here's the thing. Before you go to a city,
Speaker 1: you must, absolutely must. It is incumbentent up on you
Speaker 1: to read the newspapers, go online and find out what's
Speaker 1: going on in the city so you will know what
Speaker 1: the vibe is. We always knew when we came to
Speaker 1: cities areas. We were always researching what was going on
Speaker 1: in that city. So when we come to city, we
Speaker 1: got out, we got we got we got our jerseys on,
Speaker 1: we got our caps on, or whatever it is, and
Speaker 1: we always consistent with the vibe and the city mind.
Speaker 1: You would always say things that were going on politically
Speaker 1: or socially, whatever the climate was, we knew because we
Speaker 1: did our research. But mind you, Willie. Willie said that, uh,
Speaker 1: president is a long time ago. When wearing the city
Speaker 1: of the Jersey, the cities the Jersey was the city
Speaker 1: with represented the city that we were in. And I
Speaker 1: followed that, you know all the way. You know, thirty
Speaker 1: something years later, I still well, I don't do it
Speaker 1: anymore now because I worked with the Astros Foundation, But
Speaker 1: I um, I definitely wore the jerseys of whatever city
Speaker 1: I was in baseball Jersey at that And how did
Speaker 1: you get started in comedy? Man? I was working security
Speaker 1: for about five years. Man, please and listen. Wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, don't man, please don't make me laugh.
Speaker 1: Don't alright, have a decent discussion, man, and call it
Speaker 1: all right, go ahead. Did you have a gun? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was commissioned. I went to school for it. I
Speaker 1: went to Barkney Career School. I still said, when you
Speaker 1: don't make me laugh, I still they're still looking for me.
Speaker 1: So what do you call it? Yeah? So I went
Speaker 1: there and I took a class and you know, I
Speaker 1: mean win and get the gun range thing they trained you.
Speaker 1: I got top gun. I won the trophy because I
Speaker 1: was in the army, so shooting guns was pretty simple.
Speaker 1: And then it was simple, like really gun it was
Speaker 1: yeah said it was easy. It was easy to shoot
Speaker 1: the gun. You know, because I was in the military.
Speaker 1: I was trained. Plus we grew up the farm. We
Speaker 1: knew about how to handle weapons and stuff. And then uh,
Speaker 1: I started working and this is eighty nine, ninety nine
Speaker 1: ninety two. This is when and I was working in
Speaker 1: the Gulfing area of southwest bell Are all that stuff.
Speaker 1: So this is when you know, crack. It's like really
Speaker 1: taking over because I because I worked, Yeah, I work departments, man,
Speaker 1: sometimes so like you can see a family you know
Speaker 1: good and then little by little like their lights are
Speaker 1: out and then then you pawn and TV like in
Speaker 1: one year because I worked some properties sometimes two years
Speaker 1: and you can just see them to terrorating man just
Speaker 1: like yeah, so it was taken over. And then you know,
Speaker 1: the apartments were so big. There was a lot of
Speaker 1: empty apartments, so you go, you can you would always
Speaker 1: find people the oa's it was always you can you
Speaker 1: can just pass by and just man and then he'd
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I need to you mean, I need
Speaker 1: whatever I'd call my company, but I was a captain,
Speaker 1: so they used to would call me I was a
Speaker 1: security guard. I was a captain. I was making three
Speaker 1: thirty five. That's bullshit, that's tired. You're the cap they're
Speaker 1: like man, and I was making the same with everybody else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So how did you get transitioned into comedy? Well, I
Speaker 1: got tired of just I mean, you know those those
Speaker 1: clubs paid more at night, the little pony bars. It's
Speaker 1: like girls work there and you buy them a little
Speaker 1: pony beer for ten bucks, and the girls make seven
Speaker 1: and the owner makes three. So there's like sixty ladies
Speaker 1: who's working there, and guys come in and they buy
Speaker 1: them drinks and stuff, and they're not really drinking. They're
Speaker 1: drinking water, sprite whatever. So now the dudes all buzzed out.
Speaker 1: So now they asked me to tell them to leave
Speaker 1: so she can be with somebody else, another customer, and
Speaker 1: this dude's like, I've already been four bucks on her,
Speaker 1: and so we had to throw them out. So of
Speaker 1: course they would get buying in sometimes in the hostile
Speaker 1: and that's what we were there to do too. You
Speaker 1: have to refuse it or to restrain them, and then
Speaker 1: I was really cool with the cops man, because like,
Speaker 1: I didn't funk up a lot of security guards meant
Speaker 1: to jail a lot of my people because they wouldn't
Speaker 1: have their commission card, or they would take out their
Speaker 1: gun when they weren't supposed to or or anything. So
Speaker 1: me I handcuffed this one guy and these cops came
Speaker 1: up and they're like, what's up. I was like, look, man,
Speaker 1: I really don't want to do nothing here. I just
Speaker 1: can't ask him to leave the property. So you wanted
Speaker 1: to do all the paperwork or whatever, and he goes,
Speaker 1: why didn't you want to have comform? And I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not a magistrate, I'm not a peace officer. So
Speaker 1: they just stopped and looked at me. They're like you
Speaker 1: know what that means? And I'm like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: went to school for this ship. I was like, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not these other fuckers that y'all taking to jail.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, oh cool man, Like we need
Speaker 1: somebody like you. So they called my company said this
Speaker 1: dude is good. So that's kind of like what made
Speaker 1: me the captain because then they didn't give you a race. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: they didn't give me no race, but the clubs like me.
Speaker 1: And it was just a lot of fighting, man, a
Speaker 1: lot of I got beat up, good beat up. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, bro, I got beat up like two hundred times,
Speaker 1: at least about five hundred fights. I tell people, I
Speaker 1: got beat up at least two hundred times. Good ones.
Speaker 1: They were like, okay, look, I'll give you one of
Speaker 1: the best ones. Man. And the owner, this dude is
Speaker 1: a regular. He's a little short, baskin dude. He's a regular.
Speaker 1: He's about fourty years old. I'm like twenty two. And
Speaker 1: so he grabbed some lady like by accident, but it
Speaker 1: started a bunch of stuff. So I had to ask
Speaker 1: him to leave, and he said, man, why are you
Speaker 1: telling me leave? He got all mad at me and
Speaker 1: this and that. So somehow we ended up walking out
Speaker 1: the club and we're in the parking lot and we're
Speaker 1: in between a truck and a car. So I'm like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: stop getting on the hotstown. This dude just started getting mad.
Speaker 1: So then I put my hands on the kind of hard.
Speaker 1: I said, hey man, you don't want to do this
Speaker 1: right now, like stop because oh you just stop doing
Speaker 1: So then we started like like, and I thought I
Speaker 1: grabbed him hard enough to put him against the car.
Speaker 1: But this little fucker did something Willie and I heard
Speaker 1: and I heard, and I looked at my fucking feet
Speaker 1: are going over the hood ornament of the truck. I
Speaker 1: this sucker threw me over a truck. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: the fund is this for real? Like landed on between
Speaker 1: the truck and the car. I'm like, oh, I was dizzy.
Speaker 1: I see them a little boost coming to round and
Speaker 1: click a click uick. I think I'm my gun. I said, okay,
Speaker 1: are you one? Like yeah, he goes that's it. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're good, and I put my gun. I have to
Speaker 1: sit there, Okay. So that made it bad because then
Speaker 1: I started working out, you know more, in training more
Speaker 1: and doing my kicks faster and everything. So for the
Speaker 1: next six months, dude, I was just you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I was tagging people. Man, I was sometimes going a
Speaker 1: little bit too far. Okay, I'm walking the owners out.
Speaker 1: About six months later and there's UH to their car
Speaker 1: and then there's a truck there and it's him and
Speaker 1: he's thinking up and he's like, hey, you're another shot,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what another shot. Okay, this is where
Speaker 1: the water sharp's down. And then there's a water little center.
Speaker 1: So it's a big old parking lot empty. It's his
Speaker 1: truck in my car. He's like, you want another shot.
Speaker 1: I'm like yeah, bro, yep bro. I walked up to
Speaker 1: this dude. We fought for about six seven seconds, and
Speaker 1: this dude hit me so hard, like I didn't know
Speaker 1: what the kidney shot was at that time, but it's
Speaker 1: like he hit me and like my body went like this,
Speaker 1: but like bad, Like my body went like this and
Speaker 1: I fell down and I couldn't even move. And then
Speaker 1: and the dudes like just look at that me and
Speaker 1: he's like you're good. I'm like, he's like hey, So
Speaker 1: this fucker sat there. He sat there and drink a
Speaker 1: beer until for about ten minutes, and I was already
Speaker 1: able to move around and go to my car and
Speaker 1: take my ass home. Okay, like take my ass home.
Speaker 1: And that was it, And that was it. Okay, okay, Brad,
Speaker 1: look really okay. Then I really went into like I
Speaker 1: started really working and getting I was fast, strong, tougher.
Speaker 1: Six months later, I walked out to the owners. This
Speaker 1: dude is like the same little post little me hey,
Speaker 1: I wann't do it again. I'm ready, Willie, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yep, hold up. I go to my car,
Speaker 1: take my rig off. I'll take my gun, you know,
Speaker 1: my magazine, the whole rag, the hand cauls, all that.
Speaker 1: I take my baton, everything off, and I took off
Speaker 1: my shirt. I'm a disco bro, that's go ready, and
Speaker 1: I can kick pretty fast. And I kicked him fast,
Speaker 1: but it didn't didn't hurt like he was supposed to,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, but you know me,
Speaker 1: I was like, so, man, anyway, another eight ten second fight.
Speaker 1: He got me, stop me, he punched me, do me down,
Speaker 1: never keep me when out of the ground because I
Speaker 1: got up and he he whopped my eyes again. Bro.
Speaker 1: So now I'm laying there and I'm there for about
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes again, and he's like, hey, I gotta go.
Speaker 1: You really, I gotta go. This fucker helped me get up.
Speaker 1: He walked me to my car. He walked me to
Speaker 1: my fucking car, brad Grass, my gun, my rig, everything
Speaker 1: out of the driver's seat if those it in the
Speaker 1: passenger seat. And then and then I sit down and
Speaker 1: he's looking at me. He's like you're good, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: are you going home? Like yeah, man going home? Man?
Speaker 1: He goes, I'm gonna follow you the fuck you like
Speaker 1: like I want to shoot you right now, fucker. But yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all best friends. Now, Yeah they're cool. No, No, I haven't.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him since, but I watched his way,
Speaker 1: did you get? Yeah? Man three times. You gotta remember that. Roland?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Roland? How big? How tall is it? He
Speaker 1: was like, no, that bad? He was about I said
Speaker 1: about five five five six because I was like five nine,
Speaker 1: because like his head was like right here, that's what
Speaker 1: he had leverage. But when I saw that hood on
Speaker 1: him in the first time, that I should have learned
Speaker 1: my lesson right there, Bro, Yeah what the second time?
Speaker 1: I should have learned my lesson. But you should have
Speaker 1: learned your listen, bro, when somebody put up and say
Speaker 1: you want to give it another shot? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He was forty something. So now I tell people I'm
Speaker 1: fifty five. This fucker's about seventy five, and I'm like, nah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And it's still a lot. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. He might still be healthy,
Speaker 1: workings on anybody still want. Yeah, I was three fights
Speaker 1: in the same person, the same dude, and he would
Speaker 1: in my spot that he would call me in this
Speaker 1: and I was trained, I was working. You know. I
Speaker 1: do want to say this, man, I do want to
Speaker 1: give you your props for not popping dude because you
Speaker 1: had he was well within your rights. They can't pop him?
Speaker 1: Why not because his life is not an imminent danger.
Speaker 1: It was he dude dropped me in the fight. The
Speaker 1: dude he got the gun on him and pull your
Speaker 1: gun and pop. Can't do that. You know what, we
Speaker 1: don't have ad It was being him alone. I had
Speaker 1: blood on me my shop, but going out it could
Speaker 1: have happened, could have popped. Yeah, but I have to
Speaker 1: defend that. Yeah. And you know what when I did
Speaker 1: it right along with a cop when I worked security,
Speaker 1: I didn't run along. He said. They want don't ever
Speaker 1: shoot nobody. Don't never shoot nobody. Man, how much you
Speaker 1: paying your sire five, dude, don't ever shoot nobody Like
Speaker 1: you don't know what that feels like. I've seen cops
Speaker 1: shoot people and start crying like I've seen that. I've
Speaker 1: seen cops beat up people and then cry like they
Speaker 1: felt bad with some of they shoot people and crying,
Speaker 1: not because they that's part of the defense. Defense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was gonna come down there and give you a hug.
Speaker 1: That it was. It was. That's that's how it was. Like.
Speaker 1: It was crazy, man, and I didn't They liked me, man,
Speaker 1: The cops like me, so they had my bag and
Speaker 1: uh I got shot at like it six times. Never
Speaker 1: shot nobody, Never wanted to shoot nobody. There was six
Speaker 1: times I could have they were shooting, and I wasn't
Speaker 1: gonna miss dangers. The question now because like this, because
Speaker 1: I'm like, they chased me mostly do the show. Their
Speaker 1: lines are not in him in the day anyway, the
Speaker 1: cops to kill people their life now, No, I'm just
Speaker 1: talking about that. I'm talking about as a security guard,
Speaker 1: as a civilian, as or whatever you are, Like if
Speaker 1: your life is not an even like I can't shoot
Speaker 1: the motherfucker because I'm mad at him. You can even
Speaker 1: take a gun and name it at him. A security guard,
Speaker 1: and I got a gun on me at all times.
Speaker 1: It will take a gun out of nameing at somebody.
Speaker 1: You're going to jail, Yeah, and and the couch wild
Speaker 1: coming and take on the jail. And I had to
Speaker 1: sign the paperwork and all together and said yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So if you ain't, if your life is not an
Speaker 1: imminent danger, don't pull that motherfucker. Only time when you
Speaker 1: let them tell it, I felt like my life was
Speaker 1: in Well that's the police. I'm just talking about. Like
Speaker 1: again again, I'm gonna say as a security guard or
Speaker 1: a civilian. I'm a civilian and I'm not I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna play that. I ain't gonna getting mad. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna have a road rage. But man, if you put
Speaker 1: me in that position where I have to do, you
Speaker 1: can almost start making arrangement. The only time I was
Speaker 1: chasing the kid and he was gonna shoot a car,
Speaker 1: and the only time because I said, hey, bad stop,
Speaker 1: I had my gun chase though, and said stopped. And
Speaker 1: he turned around and he took out his gun, shot
Speaker 1: his ways and I shot the ground. I said pop
Speaker 1: and he and he dropped the gun and took thee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because when the cops came, they were like mad at me,
Speaker 1: like well, some of them were like you did nope,
Speaker 1: and the other ones like you know. But then when
Speaker 1: they caught him and he was a sixteen year old kid, nope,
Speaker 1: and the Mexican couts were more mad at me. You
Speaker 1: look at what the funs wronging. You should have shot
Speaker 1: that mother? This is that whatever? Why did you shoot
Speaker 1: on the will? He standard in front of a window,
Speaker 1: and you know, I mean I would have if he
Speaker 1: would have. He wasn't gonna shoot at me like I.
Speaker 1: He dropped the gun as soon as he hurt the pop.
Speaker 1: He dropped the gun. It's like when people talk a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff, but you hear that they scattered. Some
Speaker 1: genie gotta shoot. So I I was in control. I
Speaker 1: was in full control of the situation and he gets
Speaker 1: sunked up. I knew exactly what I was doing, and
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't kill a kid, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? It would have been justifiable because if I
Speaker 1: would have waited for him to really aim and on
Speaker 1: to like shoot. Because people think they know how to
Speaker 1: shoot bad. They go to the gun range with their
Speaker 1: fucking goggles and their head phone. And I took my
Speaker 1: cousins in there that they hated. They're doing this ship
Speaker 1: right here. I told my cousins, well, you're not. You
Speaker 1: ain't having fun because it's expensive, dude, I spend like
Speaker 1: a thousand bucks. They're like the like we got glasses
Speaker 1: and the hit fine. I'm not wearing this ship. Bro.
Speaker 1: When I shoot my gun, I want to hear the
Speaker 1: bad my years. I want there's nobody's shooting bad. We're
Speaker 1: not hiding or nothing. Like. They thought the gun range
Speaker 1: was so boring. Yeah, and my cousin was like, well,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'd go on that side there. We'll
Speaker 1: just have some fun. And I'm not. You can't go
Speaker 1: over there for like. And I don't know if they
Speaker 1: were player or for real, but they did not have fun,
Speaker 1: Like this ain't real life, dude, when your shoes somebody
Speaker 1: is not like this and the target don't even move.
Speaker 1: It just goes like this, and it just goes like yeah,
Speaker 1: so I understand. Yeah, they did not like it, understand
Speaker 1: but man like taking it, taking it really serious, like
Speaker 1: like I doing a lot of other people, dude, Like
Speaker 1: we are serious about our firearms. And I don't work
Speaker 1: around with him. I don't play with him. I don't
Speaker 1: none of that ship. If I'm going to the gun range,
Speaker 1: I'm going to the gun range. But other than that,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to pull my weapon. I'm not none
Speaker 1: of you don't have a gun, then I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: mad at you again, Like I don't get that motherfucker
Speaker 1: you have to have a firearm and everybody he's telling
Speaker 1: me that, and I'm feeling because it's a different it's
Speaker 1: a different it's a different it's a different Houston than
Speaker 1: it was back then. It's a way different Houston. You
Speaker 1: know why you got people moving in from out of town.
Speaker 1: You got little kids is growing up to the uh
Speaker 1: uh going through what they're going through, and they, you know,
Speaker 1: getting them guns out of their parents room and ship.
Speaker 1: They're going and shooting up schools and clubs, and they
Speaker 1: brag about it. They say that I don't want to fight,
Speaker 1: but I'll shoot. I don't know how to fight, like
Speaker 1: like it's a cool thing now for these young kids.
Speaker 1: I hear I'm talking and my son is thirty six.
Speaker 1: I got a thirty four year old, thirty three old.
Speaker 1: So they're like, man, that these school young teach man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't see. They ain't. They ain't trying to hear
Speaker 1: none of that ship. They don't. Yeah, they don't. They
Speaker 1: don't cares. Reloded podcast will be right back after the street.
Speaker 1: How was a young one? You give me give me
Speaker 1: one around ten years, ten years old young one, ten
Speaker 1: years old? What was it like growing up in your household? Man? Really,
Speaker 1: it's uh, it wasn't good. Like my parents were divorced
Speaker 1: at an early age. I went to seventeen schools. We'll
Speaker 1: get we were getting dropped off. I went to a
Speaker 1: lot of scale like me. Yeah, we got dropped off
Speaker 1: here and there. Uh, my dad took custody. My mom
Speaker 1: disappeared for about three years. They said. They kept telling
Speaker 1: us everywhere that she passed and she passed in an accident,
Speaker 1: like what, so me and my brother would cry, and
Speaker 1: then she shows up like a year later, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean four years later, she pops up. But my
Speaker 1: dad was a single dad, but he was a worker,
Speaker 1: so he would just drop us off that different people's
Speaker 1: houses and he was there for a few days. And
Speaker 1: that's when I try to go back with my mom.
Speaker 1: My mom. We lived off telephone roll bro damn okay,
Speaker 1: my mom. My mom flagged down the car. It was
Speaker 1: me and my mom, but she flag down the car
Speaker 1: and she got in the car. So we're living in
Speaker 1: those apartments right there by six ten and telephone or
Speaker 1: most it's a little apartment. It's a little those little
Speaker 1: apartments are the ones weigh in the back, the ones
Speaker 1: right right there by telephone, right by the beer joints.
Speaker 1: Because we lived in the corner apartment, so I could
Speaker 1: see the ladies walking. So when I saw that, he's
Speaker 1: on the right side. Yeah, he's on the he's on
Speaker 1: we're going south by. I'm on the rights of the store.
Speaker 1: All the little Chinese places stuff, and then there some
Speaker 1: apartments right there, you know what right past uh what
Speaker 1: just that little place of the tele awinky, I mean
Speaker 1: a little bit. So when I saw that, I was
Speaker 1: like man, And then my friends started making funny and
Speaker 1: school my dad's head. You saw your mom and you
Speaker 1: this or whatever. So that's when I started, Uh, I started,
Speaker 1: you know, cranking cars. Hold on before you go. Just
Speaker 1: for clarity, your mom flagged the car down. You said
Speaker 1: she got in the car. Did you get in with her? No? No,
Speaker 1: like we saw her through the window. She said, I
Speaker 1: gotta go to work, and then and then she disappeared. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she got in the car with a man and
Speaker 1: came back and she had food and stuff, and we
Speaker 1: thought it was cool. We thought it was like a
Speaker 1: friend whatever. So we thought we thought it was cool.
Speaker 1: And then later on when I you know, the school
Speaker 1: people started you know what I'm saying, man, your mom,
Speaker 1: you know they were telling me. And then that's when
Speaker 1: it really started, like like damn like so then that's
Speaker 1: when I started cranking cars. I found a little spot
Speaker 1: of magnolia and I were taking a car there that
Speaker 1: give me three or four d and uh, I told
Speaker 1: my mom, you ain't gonna go with nobody no more.
Speaker 1: I was like eleven years old, worried about night bill
Speaker 1: and pain. Yeah, well we all did. I didn't learned
Speaker 1: until I was like thirteen. He take screw driver, sticking
Speaker 1: in the winter pool, win to back, holding up. Everyone
Speaker 1: was strew driving in the college. Put them break that
Speaker 1: pain and pull the pin back and break the strewing college. Yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: do that. And one dude was, I know you'll be
Speaker 1: stealing cars. And this dude piece me on so much,
Speaker 1: but he would always funk with me because he I
Speaker 1: mean he did, had nothing to do with it. We
Speaker 1: didn't even funk with him or nothing, but he just
Speaker 1: I know, you cart the man, I know this is
Speaker 1: what did and you put steal my car. And he
Speaker 1: just can't funk with me so bad that he would
Speaker 1: take the tires off his car sometimes and do crazy ship.
Speaker 1: So I got my cousin to go steal the record,
Speaker 1: and he came and picked the ship up and took it.
Speaker 1: Fuck you like man like that. It was no happiness.
Speaker 1: It was no did I join the army. When I
Speaker 1: was seventeen and I joined the army, I took off.
Speaker 1: That's when I came back and I was able to
Speaker 1: say no and stand up for myself. And people weren't gonna,
Speaker 1: I mean, hurt me, no more or nothing. Because when
Speaker 1: I was a kid man, people did some fun up ship.
Speaker 1: So my cousin Mario saved me. My cousin Mario he
Speaker 1: passed away. Man, that fucker. You know, he's like, hey man,
Speaker 1: he saw me one morning. He's like, what's up where
Speaker 1: you're coming from? I said, with my dad left me
Speaker 1: over there, and he goes, did they you know? He like,
Speaker 1: did they do? Not? Your ship with? You know what?
Speaker 1: That's like okay, And he went over there and beat
Speaker 1: up the whole family. He beat up the mom, the dad,
Speaker 1: and sisters and brother. He beat up like seven people,
Speaker 1: my cousin and then everything kind of stopped. Everything kind
Speaker 1: of but it was kind of weird it's like the
Speaker 1: whole block kind of new. I don't know, it was
Speaker 1: just kind of weird. But I was always in different spots,
Speaker 1: so I never I was always a new kid. I
Speaker 1: was always Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't good my mind.
Speaker 1: My childhood wasn't good. Bro, Yeah you know what you know?
Speaker 1: I was like, uh like, but others were way bad.
Speaker 1: You know, I mean way words because I have friends
Speaker 1: that were really going through some ship. But I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I made it. I'm good. It
Speaker 1: made you stronger to one, it made me more of
Speaker 1: a When I had my kids, I was more observing
Speaker 1: of everything. Like I was like, yeah, that's why I've
Speaker 1: never been fucked up. You don't never seen any fun up.
Speaker 1: I've never I don't drink, I don't get I ain't
Speaker 1: never seen me like funked up. I'll see me buzzing whatever.
Speaker 1: But I know who's around me. I know where I'm ad,
Speaker 1: I know where I'm going, who's taking care of me?
Speaker 1: What was on point? I don't care what time it is,
Speaker 1: but four or five, six and the one good one yep,
Speaker 1: Like you know, I mean, I don't rest for I
Speaker 1: get to my room. Everything's locked up then I rest,
Speaker 1: but I was always on point man, always paying attention
Speaker 1: to stuff. I'm still like that. I'm still like that.
Speaker 1: That's why when comics I saw some comics on here
Speaker 1: and they were talking about, like I don't like to
Speaker 1: watch other I don't. I don't watch comedy. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be influenced. I'm like, man, how how sad
Speaker 1: is that to be a comedian? And like I love comedy,
Speaker 1: like I love to sit down and watch comedy man,
Speaker 1: And I watched Mike Gaps in d L and I
Speaker 1: get to watch you know, Bruce, Bruce and Ardez, and
Speaker 1: like I love watching comedy, like I don't. That's not
Speaker 1: gonna do nothing with my stories or it just sounds
Speaker 1: weird to hear comics say that, like I don't watch comedy,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be influenced. I'm like, well, you
Speaker 1: know what, bro, if you don't watch comedy and you're
Speaker 1: not influenced by nothing, when you get on stage, there's
Speaker 1: a ninety percent chance that I know people that kind
Speaker 1: of do the same kind of material that you're doing.
Speaker 1: So that doesn't even help. By not watching comedy, you
Speaker 1: think you oh, like na fucker because I was doing,
Speaker 1: you know, black crowds and white crowds and Mexican crowds,
Speaker 1: and then corporate gigs. So I saw the comics. I saw,
Speaker 1: you know, comics just doing just different races doing kind
Speaker 1: of like the same joke. So I saw kind of yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was but I stayed away from a whole
Speaker 1: lot of that stuff. You mean, I would see people
Speaker 1: arguing stuff, and my, my, my philosophy and comic is like, man,
Speaker 1: to be a white comic is so hard to be
Speaker 1: a white to be a white comic, Oh my god, yeah, bro,
Speaker 1: you're a white comic. No, no, no, That's when I
Speaker 1: started learning about comedy, because it's like, to be a
Speaker 1: white comic, you gotta be like really smart. You can't
Speaker 1: offend nobody, you can't. You gotta be you know, you
Speaker 1: can't talk about the hood of your upbringing or nothing like.
Speaker 1: They have to be creative and don't think about what
Speaker 1: these other two thousand white comedians are writing about. And
Speaker 1: and me, I'd go on stage like they we got roaches,
Speaker 1: the flight I roaches, and and crowd will go crazy.
Speaker 1: They cut our lights all that, they said, no lightsing,
Speaker 1: And I was getting standing knows I'm on food stamps,
Speaker 1: but I'm barbecuing every weekend. How fucking genius. So I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, like I could just come up here
Speaker 1: and talk about my life. And that's why I've never
Speaker 1: wrote down a joke. I've never white. He can't talk
Speaker 1: about life, right, not like us. None of about going
Speaker 1: being poor, being raised by I mean single parents, are
Speaker 1: growing up in the hood. And she's like, that's not
Speaker 1: many and white white comics can't really talk about other races. Well,
Speaker 1: they also, you know, yeah, and that's because you know,
Speaker 1: they're part of the dominant society and they and they can't.
Speaker 1: They can't talk about being um, I guess uh violated
Speaker 1: in any kind of way because you know, uh, by
Speaker 1: by other groups or whatever, because they have it. So
Speaker 1: they can't speak on they can't speak to that type
Speaker 1: of stuff. You're about to look up something speaking on
Speaker 1: speaking speaking of the race. Uh. I like to always
Speaker 1: do this on every every Monday. I'd like to talk
Speaker 1: about some some racial stuff. Uh, a history of racial injustice. Man.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna let you read what happened on the
Speaker 1: thirtieth of August. What years that on the first day
Speaker 1: of school, mobs of white segregationist guard guard Mansfield High
Speaker 1: School and use weapons to prevent black children from registering
Speaker 1: for school. Well that's cold blood, Yeah, that's it's just
Speaker 1: a it's just a it's a history of racial injustice.
Speaker 1: And this is every day of a year, every month,
Speaker 1: every month, you know, every week you can find some
Speaker 1: ship going on with us and racial uh injustices, you know.
Speaker 1: And I love to read these on Mondays so people
Speaker 1: can really understand why I am like I am because
Speaker 1: this ship has not stopped. And that was nineteen or eighteen?
Speaker 1: What was it? What was the year? Let me look
Speaker 1: at it and make sure look nineteen in nineteen fifty six,
Speaker 1: willim And still going on. Why you spoke about your
Speaker 1: mom uh uh going through her situation at any point
Speaker 1: did that make you better towards her? You was just
Speaker 1: just trying to have a relationship. I thought my mom
Speaker 1: was a soldier. Bro. Yeah, man, my mom was doing
Speaker 1: all this and feed us and take care of us.
Speaker 1: And I told brother, it's over, man, Like I got
Speaker 1: some TVs, I paint the lights and bought the furniture
Speaker 1: and the care of her. And my mom just passed
Speaker 1: Willy November last year. She just passed you. I still haven't.
Speaker 1: It still hasn't, you know. I mean, it doesn't hit
Speaker 1: me yet. It still hasn't. Were y'all close before it
Speaker 1: was just me and my mama because my mom was single,
Speaker 1: so I was always at her house. I would take
Speaker 1: it on my should and she was she loved comedy.
Speaker 1: She laughing at you, Oh my god, that she used
Speaker 1: to love a comedy man. But sometimes she would get
Speaker 1: buzzed out cause my son's out of giving her Hennessey
Speaker 1: and they'd be a comic that, you know, young comics
Speaker 1: that I give a chance to go up to form.
Speaker 1: And he wasn't doing good in my mom, Hey, he's
Speaker 1: not funning me on, He's not funny. And this is
Speaker 1: this is a like at the at the showcasey small girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not funny. Yeah, because my mom. My mom later
Speaker 1: on owned she owned on Laura copy on fifty nine
Speaker 1: and Laura copy between Jensen. She owned the beer joined.
Speaker 1: There was two little cantinas here. She owned. She was
Speaker 1: she owned. Yeah, about to s somebody saying something like
Speaker 1: that died right there, man, dude, you're paying them. You're
Speaker 1: gonna pay him. That ain't the worst of it. When
Speaker 1: it's when they hear her, when they say, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I heard your mom. What was on stage? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Oh to the mom, Like you gotta respect that. But
Speaker 1: they're not funny me who they're not funny? Look that people,
Speaker 1: they're not left me. Everybody. Everybody's going to the restroom
Speaker 1: and smoking. Yeah, she was really and she supported me
Speaker 1: to my whole comedy career. Bron checks her planes and
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna get a warmth and you gotta
Speaker 1: go to the show. I'm gonna. Yeah. My mom was.
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just always being my mom. I
Speaker 1: mean no, no, Did you have a relationship with your
Speaker 1: father at any point? Yeah? Yeah, we uh my dad
Speaker 1: my dad got u actually got you know, got married
Speaker 1: and he started settling down a little bit. But he was,
Speaker 1: you know, my dad was the worker. When when my
Speaker 1: step mom in thirteen was passing away, she had because
Speaker 1: that was my year I was set up with like that.
Speaker 1: I was gonna make one point two mil. We already
Speaker 1: had everything worked out, and my mom got My stepmom
Speaker 1: got a tumor. Yeah, I mean, so they put a
Speaker 1: pig too, so I had to feed her. So I
Speaker 1: stayed there for nine months with her with her my
Speaker 1: dad because my dad did him how to work the machine.
Speaker 1: He didn't know anything about medications or anything. So I
Speaker 1: had to Uh, I had to do that for nine months.
Speaker 1: So I turned down at one point two meals and
Speaker 1: it piste off a whole lot of people and agents
Speaker 1: and managers and club owners and promoters and yeah. And
Speaker 1: they didn't say, okay, man, well we'll never work together again.
Speaker 1: He goes, you make enough money to pay somebody, now
Speaker 1: you can. I'm like, my mom doesn't want nobody, man,
Speaker 1: like she wants me. Like I don't know what to do. Man.
Speaker 1: She's been my stepmother for thirty five years. Bro, She's
Speaker 1: always looked out for me. And and then I got
Speaker 1: to the point where I was like, man, funk y'all.
Speaker 1: Then like because they started like, you know, people think
Speaker 1: that they can buy you, they can own you. Like
Speaker 1: you tell them you you pour out like stuff like look,
Speaker 1: my mom did this for me. My mom did this
Speaker 1: for me and did this for me. And they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: well that's good. We're trying to move forward. Now that's
Speaker 1: what mom's do. My mom did send she for me,
Speaker 1: and and like they didn't understand how So I turned
Speaker 1: out a bunch of ships. Then they realized like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well it wants about family. They're like they like, wants
Speaker 1: about family, wants going home, wants married to Houston. He
Speaker 1: never l A. They wanted me to live in l A. WILLF.
Speaker 1: Smith wanted me so bad, bro, they kept off from
Speaker 1: me one one fifty and two fifty and three fifty
Speaker 1: and I'm like, man, I'm not living in l A.
Speaker 1: I'm not living I couldn't live in l A. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to. It was bad. It was a bunch
Speaker 1: of fake ship dude comments over here I had and
Speaker 1: know we're here it over here and because I got
Speaker 1: to do all three markets and it was just all
Speaker 1: fucked up. It was like there was no respect, no
Speaker 1: love for each other. No. Now it's cool man, the
Speaker 1: older comments and love you bro, love you Bruce Browd
Speaker 1: love you well, I love you like it's it's a
Speaker 1: cool thing now, like people starting to show in love
Speaker 1: and respect to each other. We say, man, love you man,
Speaker 1: I love you man. Rodney being a love you Bro,
Speaker 1: I love you too, bow like Terry Grows Dave lost
Speaker 1: a love you man Like It's a good thing because
Speaker 1: back for a while, it was just just man like straight,
Speaker 1: just bad ship. Bro. Do you think it's difficult to
Speaker 1: be all team of Committee? Nah? If you're funny, Nah,
Speaker 1: I just don't like one. They go straight. That's why,
Speaker 1: like the Latin Kings and stuff like that, people ask
Speaker 1: me about that. So like, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: I just want to be funny. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be a Latino King. They want me to do a
Speaker 1: Latino show and Latino this, and like you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, like people, BT did everything for me, Rushwan
Speaker 1: al Freeman. Al Freeman hooked me up with Ron Wilson,
Speaker 1: who took care of me when I was on probation
Speaker 1: and if it was yeah, man, if it wasn't for
Speaker 1: Al Freeman in this game, all Freeman made Ron Wilson
Speaker 1: go see me and said this dudes got talent. And
Speaker 1: then Ron Wilson looked out for me and that's gonna
Speaker 1: be BT picked me up and see it was easier
Speaker 1: for me to get on BT the most Houston comics
Speaker 1: because they love diversity. So oh man, if we put
Speaker 1: a little biscuit on there, you know what I mean
Speaker 1: they told me. I mean people told me a BT
Speaker 1: like no, no, well we need Latinos. I'm like, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a good ship though, like I'm still funny,
Speaker 1: because yeah, it doesn't matter. We just need like you know,
Speaker 1: I'm like what like I said, okay, so I make
Speaker 1: them remember that at the film two times because I
Speaker 1: went out there and did a a real set custom
Speaker 1: and every day I was like, no, I see that
Speaker 1: lady backstage. We don't game that I do, and this
Speaker 1: and that, and then they gave me another shot and
Speaker 1: then I didn't clean but the crowd loved me so
Speaker 1: much so that I rocked it. I changed a whole
Speaker 1: lot of stuff. What's what's the most difficult thing that
Speaker 1: you've had to face being a comedian? Just leaving all
Speaker 1: the time, missing my grandkids birthdays and graduation days and
Speaker 1: special days and yeah, like when my son goes, hey, Dad,
Speaker 1: can you be here for man? And I gotta say no.
Speaker 1: That's why I kind of step back a little bit,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, like I just kind of like
Speaker 1: I get to choose some pig shows now, and like
Speaker 1: they don't. So I got a manager, man, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't really have like a manager. I got people
Speaker 1: to work for me, but I'm the boss. I'm the
Speaker 1: one that you know says the prices, and you know,
Speaker 1: we need two flights, two rooms, we need this, and
Speaker 1: then and I get to do all that now, and
Speaker 1: I get to work when I want, because you know,
Speaker 1: managers want to make ten percent get sometimes thirty four.
Speaker 1: Because he looked out for me and it was just
Speaker 1: me and him. But like, yeah, for a while, I
Speaker 1: was like when I was real hot, and it was
Speaker 1: like I had shows like every fucking weekend and then
Speaker 1: during the week and this, and then I'm like, hold on, bro,
Speaker 1: like how much mone do you want to make? Because, man, Willie,
Speaker 1: when I got into comedy, I'm thinking if I make
Speaker 1: five hundred a week. When I first started doing comedy,
Speaker 1: if I could make five hundred a week talking, I
Speaker 1: thought that was it because I was doing scaffold and
Speaker 1: doing other stuff making three fifty. I'm like, man, I
Speaker 1: get to do talk for thirty minutes five hundred bucks
Speaker 1: and they give you chicken tenders and free colds and ship.
Speaker 1: I said, leak, bro, man, you ever get those chicken tenders?
Speaker 1: Because I think got chicken tenders at every comedy spot.
Speaker 1: I stopped a lot of commenttion doing that. I said,
Speaker 1: look at me. Man, look, I'm fifty five. I just
Speaker 1: went and got tested. Everything's good. My kidney, my liver,
Speaker 1: my lungs. You're like, do you're healthy, cholester on, no sugar,
Speaker 1: you have nothing? Like what do you do? It's like, no,
Speaker 1: it's what I don't do. I don't do this. I
Speaker 1: don't party. I don't do a whole lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know that Mexican manud and and all that ship.
Speaker 1: Like the man, it's like yep, and they make a
Speaker 1: soup out of it and put corn and pinions and
Speaker 1: limit and cilanslo and yeah, the butter and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Man like nah, oh you're not Mexican. Mexican. I'm like no,
Speaker 1: but I know what that. I just don't want to
Speaker 1: put that ship to my body. No more like I'm good.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to live older than my uncle's.
Speaker 1: Like my uncle's they you mean forty something, they're gone
Speaker 1: cold and canders, I mean they were they were done. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you speak Spanish? Yeah, as a matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I didn't learn I didn't even learn English. And I
Speaker 1: was like six. Yeah, yeah, I'm very doing in Spanish.
Speaker 1: And you know, it's funny because when I first started
Speaker 1: doing comedy. People knew I was from Texas right away
Speaker 1: and they knew, you know what I mean, like it
Speaker 1: speaks Spanish. And I told vance, like, how do they
Speaker 1: know that? It's like the way you talk, like, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to exit, Like you should know
Speaker 1: how to speak Spanish, but I've never heard you speak,
Speaker 1: but your way, I said. I went to Vera Cruz.
Speaker 1: That that's like a college like Austin, like a college,
Speaker 1: and I studied to be I was gonna be like
Speaker 1: a lawyer in Spanish because I wanted to go live
Speaker 1: with my family over there. And they were kind of wealthy.
Speaker 1: They had stores and you know, chauffeurs and maids and everything.
Speaker 1: So when is this This is in Vera Cruz. Where
Speaker 1: is that? That's a It's along the coastline. If you
Speaker 1: see like Brownsville, like on the map or on the coast,
Speaker 1: you'll see just go a little bit further you'll see
Speaker 1: it'll say a better Cruiz. It's beautiful water, like I mean,
Speaker 1: you just you can see your feet and stuff. It's
Speaker 1: like it's a beautiful place. Man. Okay, So I went
Speaker 1: there and I went to go study there, and then
Speaker 1: I came back to came back, went to Smiley. I
Speaker 1: went to Smiley for a while. I went to Spotty Man.
Speaker 1: I went there for about it about nine months. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got evicted. Yeah, we moved over by Milby, so
Speaker 1: I went to Milby. Well nine months is a school year,
Speaker 1: so yeah, it was pretty much and it was it
Speaker 1: was cool. It was different because when I was going
Speaker 1: to the Mexican schools and the basketball games, you know,
Speaker 1: they were they were cool, they were fun. But then
Speaker 1: when I went to Smiley basketball game and the whole
Speaker 1: gym was full, because you know, Melby and him, like,
Speaker 1: the gyms would never get maxed out full. It would
Speaker 1: just be the parents or whatever. And I went to
Speaker 1: Smiley and the whole gym was full and the band
Speaker 1: would come out, and then I saw people slamming and
Speaker 1: doing alleys and ship. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: school spear and stuff. Yeah, like man, and then they
Speaker 1: were cool. I mean there because it was only like
Speaker 1: seven eight Mexicans, so you know, I mean some cool friends.
Speaker 1: I tried to play football for a little while, but
Speaker 1: I try to play defense, man, but I got hit
Speaker 1: so hard, you know, I mean, David Raybond is a
Speaker 1: joke about that because I tried to play football. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: next day, I was in band man. Where is David?
Speaker 1: He's doing stuff that we talked to. I think he's
Speaker 1: in Arizona right now. Yeah, he's in Arizona. He's trying
Speaker 1: to get me down there to Okay, shots after David. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mansolutely boys reloaded podcast will be right back after the
Speaker 1: poet Man. What do you think about? What do you
Speaker 1: think about James Franco playing the roller for del Cast
Speaker 1: throwing the bio pick? Did you hear about that? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know that, Uh John uh Legizamo took exception
Speaker 1: to that. He felt that Latin actor should have played
Speaker 1: that role. But that's been going on for every Willie,
Speaker 1: even when Richie Valley's LaBamba, I mean Lou Diamond Phillis
Speaker 1: played it. And we can't get a Mexican to play
Speaker 1: of Mexican and exactly, yeah, they just they tried to
Speaker 1: get I gotta play Michael Jackson. So I'm not surprised
Speaker 1: they gotta. They got a movie called The Mexican and
Speaker 1: there's no Mexican in it. Yeah, like a minute, I mean,
Speaker 1: look at how when they make these movies about ancient
Speaker 1: Rome and Greece, Greek, this and that or whatever, you know,
Speaker 1: and they got all of these white people playing the
Speaker 1: roles when we all know that I know the truth.
Speaker 1: Absolutely amazing. But it's it's the it's the uh what
Speaker 1: they called it, the car cassidy called cassidy, the car
Speaker 1: cassidy of what a what a word? It's the cray
Speaker 1: Yeah one you have you have children? Yeah, I have six?
Speaker 1: You have six children? I got six, And it's any
Speaker 1: of your children like uh, leaning to a comedy career, man, Uh,
Speaker 1: they're all funny. One of the old, my oldest one raps.
Speaker 1: You know, he's doing his own music streaming, he's making money,
Speaker 1: doing good. Uh. My second one, he's the one that's
Speaker 1: old out there with the stimp thug. He's with everybody. Man,
Speaker 1: he's always he's seen Goal thirty four, no kids making money.
Speaker 1: He's I mean worsh he wished the chemical plans does well.
Speaker 1: And he's always out there with everybody. He already ran
Speaker 1: into three times. He's like what he's he's everywhere, man.
Speaker 1: He does the bike rides and he uh, he does
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. And uh he's like, but my
Speaker 1: youngest one is funny they're all funny. But Bubba can
Speaker 1: can go with me like I wanted. His name is Swan.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why don't you go? Because he should tear
Speaker 1: up Mike Gabs and Cat Williams and all them dudes.
Speaker 1: He would just he would just shred their little there set.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he would be that. I don't know,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Oh my god, dude, it's like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Look, it's like look Edward Hernandez
Speaker 1: he's uh my friend. He's a Mexican comic, right, and
Speaker 1: uh he does a joke where he goes, he goes
Speaker 1: and I win it was brother and I didn't even know.
Speaker 1: And he does a joke where he's in a thing
Speaker 1: where a trough whever he's he's peeing in some dude
Speaker 1: next to him. Piece he goes. I saw some the
Speaker 1: real darry. I didn't want to see, but I kind
Speaker 1: of looked and I turned that with a little bit
Speaker 1: and I pee on And that's his joke, right, and
Speaker 1: and it's funny. It's funny. Well, my son is the
Speaker 1: guy to be like, so you're gonna do the ohl
Speaker 1: pep on the black guy? Like you just shred up
Speaker 1: their their material like it ain't nothing. He used to
Speaker 1: do that. The cat he used to do that. The
Speaker 1: Mike Ebbs, the Bruce Brews. Uh, oh my god, everybody, man, everybody.
Speaker 1: He would just chop them up. They're like, he mane,
Speaker 1: your son is funny, Like you have no idea. I
Speaker 1: told him Meal, you can go. I gotta pay somebody
Speaker 1: you know, five bucks to feature for me. I'll give
Speaker 1: you twenty bulls. Just tell some stories, dude, to tell her, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm on this tour because my mom made me. Because
Speaker 1: he's told child support they give, they give me quanted
Speaker 1: Juan on tour. How old is he? But he don't
Speaker 1: want to do it. Huh, he don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: That's side his passion. Nah, it's not. And I not
Speaker 1: even push them towards that, like I didn't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I didn't push them in and make them and say
Speaker 1: look man, like, yeah, I mean to do this. I
Speaker 1: want them to be happy. That's the thing. I know
Speaker 1: a lot of people doing comedy and they're making good money,
Speaker 1: but they're not happy. Like right now, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm the happiest of being in my life. Dude, I'm
Speaker 1: like the I'm like the happiest. And dude, I'm an
Speaker 1: expert with those, bro, you have no idea. Dude, you
Speaker 1: have no idea. I don't and I don't and I
Speaker 1: don't do cheerleader moves, you know what I mean when
Speaker 1: they throw them and they're do them behind their back
Speaker 1: and all this stuff like yeah, this mother looked like
Speaker 1: either that ain't ain't for real fighting. This ain't a
Speaker 1: real fighting. No. No, I'm talking about when they do that,
Speaker 1: throwing them up and that's why they call them nom Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I do that to keep my range and shape
Speaker 1: for golfing and everything. Golf. Yeah, I played golf all
Speaker 1: the time. Really, wait, all the time. I play all
Speaker 1: the time. I'm putting together that bro man is in
Speaker 1: it so far, but I'm putting together huh crash bro man.
Speaker 1: But put me in a year because it was gonna
Speaker 1: be for comedians. But what No, But I'm I'm it's
Speaker 1: my thing. So I could say, you know what, we
Speaker 1: have a special guest. No, I'm a comment. But I'm
Speaker 1: just not on the stage. One put them on let
Speaker 1: let's let's let's put them on stage. Yeah, put them
Speaker 1: on stage. And I'm sorry, I'm that good and and
Speaker 1: and lift the lift the all and light his ass up. Man.
Speaker 1: I bet I bet you they want to funk with me, Willie.
Speaker 1: They started buoing, I'm a tanna ass up, yount rank,
Speaker 1: I'm good that ship different ranking is different from black.
Speaker 1: Don't boom like expert talking that ship like dil do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know he's good. He's the best I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: He's not seen a lot of the greats and him, him,
Speaker 1: and you know, go go go go. I watched Dave
Speaker 1: Chappelle man and I loved his I love the way
Speaker 1: he takes you down through there and he makes it
Speaker 1: full circle back to where he started. He ends his
Speaker 1: story and it's like, god damn, that was fucking brilliant.
Speaker 1: I love comics that you know that. I love comics,
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, Like I love comics that make
Speaker 1: you laugh like a motherfucker. But when Gallagher, No, not Gallagher,
Speaker 1: but when uh Carlin, Carl George George George George Carlin,
Speaker 1: when he said that, man, when he said that, uh
Speaker 1: he said that seventy eleven is open twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: It has a fucking lock on the door. You know.
Speaker 1: George Carlin was like, funny, ask comics man, But if
Speaker 1: you can tell the story man, like like Adief, he
Speaker 1: told his story about his his his uh, his aunt
Speaker 1: with the fucking mustards and his daddy would get drunk
Speaker 1: at the biblecues like my house. You know what it is? Really,
Speaker 1: you know, that's the first time that I did comedy
Speaker 1: because we were in the north side. My dad had
Speaker 1: an argument on the north side, on the north well
Speaker 1: on Cavalcade forty five in the north side. We was
Speaker 1: on the north side. My dad of fight with it.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, we're going to Devin Harvard. So we
Speaker 1: walked to thever Harbor from yeah, huh no, no, we
Speaker 1: walked because we have a car. So when we thought it,
Speaker 1: like dad, what happened? Man, come on, man, we're gonna
Speaker 1: make it. And we made it. And then Delirious came on.
Speaker 1: Uncle fed us you know this and that, and then
Speaker 1: Delirious came on. And my uncle doesn't really watch comedy,
Speaker 1: and you know, Delirious starts out kind of hard by
Speaker 1: sucking this is that. So we got one female cousin
Speaker 1: and the family. She's you know, that's his daughter. So
Speaker 1: when he started talking nasty, she got up and left,
Speaker 1: and we thought he was gonna change it. And but
Speaker 1: that's when you had to get up the cable box
Speaker 1: that it was brown top like that, will you had
Speaker 1: k win you out a little, so so he didn't,
Speaker 1: he didn't, He didn't change it. So he started watching
Speaker 1: the next joke, and then it just got funnier and funnier.
Speaker 1: And I never seen my day was me and my brother,
Speaker 1: my dad and mom just laughing, just laughing at the stuff.
Speaker 1: And and me, I'm looking at a black dude on
Speaker 1: stage talking about Elvis and and make it it funny
Speaker 1: and may get white people laughing and talking about Mexican
Speaker 1: Ricky Ricardo. Yeah, Ricky cursed the bitch out, and oh
Speaker 1: my god, to me, that was just well on I
Speaker 1: TN on this side of the freeway, which would be
Speaker 1: the south side, had cable, the other side didn't. So
Speaker 1: I went the next day and I recited that almost
Speaker 1: at host said in my cousin's garage and from the
Speaker 1: fourteen kids, and you were you already spoke in and
Speaker 1: called out fourteen fifteen, and and my brother goes, how
Speaker 1: did you remember all that? I'm like, wow, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And then comedy never entered my mind.
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a cop. I wanted to be
Speaker 1: a detective. That's what I really wanted to be. And
Speaker 1: then R the security and I saw how bad it
Speaker 1: was and how crazy it was, and I I didn't
Speaker 1: want to hurt nobody the more like, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to fight no more. I was like, I got good
Speaker 1: Willie like And these guys were drunk a lot of times,
Speaker 1: but at one This is what I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to just pinpoint at wood point, did the
Speaker 1: comedy bus strike you? And you said I want to
Speaker 1: be a comedian? At what point? And what was going
Speaker 1: on in your life? What were you doing comedic wise?
Speaker 1: And you want to you you hear a crazy story
Speaker 1: with me. Okay, I'll tell you what happened. Bro We Uh,
Speaker 1: I got, I got we were poor and I was
Speaker 1: working the security all that stuff, and then uh they
Speaker 1: cut they cut our lights off, the water off. My
Speaker 1: cousin shows up with a fucking with a car and says,
Speaker 1: they put it in there and I'll give you five bucks.
Speaker 1: We'll pick it up tomorrow. It was a stolen car.
Speaker 1: We thought it was a miracle. We thought it was guy.
Speaker 1: I mean, we that's how like, oh, man, ain't god.
Speaker 1: We paid our lives. We paid We even went the Blockbuster,
Speaker 1: rented a movie, and we bought groceries and everything. Then
Speaker 1: then what do you call it? Then I my neighbor
Speaker 1: called crime stoppers on me. Okay, my neighbor. They gave
Speaker 1: him eighty bucks. He reported me and they took me
Speaker 1: to jail. They came and picked up the car and
Speaker 1: he tried to give my ex wife and it was
Speaker 1: eight but I'm sorry. I told was my phone. So
Speaker 1: when I came back, I lost my job as security.
Speaker 1: They were going to take my license away because I
Speaker 1: was you know, that was a felony. So, I mean
Speaker 1: we we we were arguing. The kids are crying, no water,
Speaker 1: no guys or nothing again. So I go to the garage.
Speaker 1: It starts getting windy and I'm just chilling the garage.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of crying and out of you know means
Speaker 1: a little roach for down, a little a little have
Speaker 1: a joint. And I back there next to body Nickel
Speaker 1: one knew all my ship was, so I don't know
Speaker 1: what this popped out was like, oh wow, man, so
Speaker 1: it's getting cloud he's getting windy. I'm on the floor, man,
Speaker 1: right there all right there by a lower copy and
Speaker 1: what it's called Fernap where the churches on Jensen the
Speaker 1: next block over. So now I'm in the garage and
Speaker 1: I'm I'm spoken, and I'm happy. It's getting windy cloudy.
Speaker 1: Remember the green sheet. The green sheet flew yours, it
Speaker 1: fell it just landing right in front of me, and
Speaker 1: a page is turned and I'm looking and said, be
Speaker 1: a comedian, be a star. Amateur comedians wanted open mic night.
Speaker 1: So I started thinking about it, and like, so I'm
Speaker 1: I'm in his roll game. So I'm like, talk about
Speaker 1: you would And I thought about some stuff like in
Speaker 1: ten minutes, and I went inside and I told him.
Speaker 1: My wife at the time said, hey, baby, went I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna pond the gun. Yes, I'm upon the
Speaker 1: gun and I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: And I went to the last stop and I did
Speaker 1: the open mic the gun upon the gun, and then
Speaker 1: I bought my shirt, I got a babysitter, got a ride,
Speaker 1: and then I went on stage and and and and
Speaker 1: killed it. But but it was it was it was
Speaker 1: a bullshit said because I had Span Dix and I
Speaker 1: put like a big old dig. It was just I
Speaker 1: always trying to make people laughing. Crowd went crazy. The
Speaker 1: crowd went crazy, and they said come back next week.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay. And then I saw the flood people
Speaker 1: on the news. They get flooded. They get flooded every year,
Speaker 1: and they never you know what, I'm gonna talk about
Speaker 1: that And how couldn't people get flooded? Y'all seen the
Speaker 1: flood people. They get flooded every year, but they never moved,
Speaker 1: the same people, the same reporters. And what are you
Speaker 1: gonna do this year? Oh, we're gonna stick around there
Speaker 1: to drive you up. It gets flooded every goddamn year.
Speaker 1: You know, look the kids are chasing the house, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean the whole thing. It's many white people make
Speaker 1: like the they were chasing the house. Anchor it down, boy,
Speaker 1: anchor it down right there. And then I said they
Speaker 1: that's a miscuit. What are you gonna do? Like funk,
Speaker 1: We're gonna move, bitch, you'll see all the fucking water.
Speaker 1: You well, you think I flipp her or what like? Oh,
Speaker 1: oh I get it. I'm gonna web background's almost stay right,
Speaker 1: I wand you under stay and I would I would
Speaker 1: take it there. I would I would say that word
Speaker 1: and it was funny and people loved it. So then
Speaker 1: I came back the third time and then another set,
Speaker 1: and then the guy at the door stopped me and
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, how long have you been doing comedy?
Speaker 1: I'm like, uh, three weeks. You don't know how long
Speaker 1: have you been doing comedy? I'm like three twenty one days.
Speaker 1: And he's like, how many times have you been on stage?
Speaker 1: I'm like three times. He's like, you can't write five
Speaker 1: minutes every week like that. I'm like, I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: write this ship down, like I didn't even know that
Speaker 1: I write it down. I'm sorry because I saw everybody
Speaker 1: had notes and I never had notes. And he's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, why don't you host next week? I'm
Speaker 1: like what, yeah, like you want me to host it?
Speaker 1: I want you to host it? And it's twenty comedians
Speaker 1: that's what Ralphie May and Caroline Oh my god. So
Speaker 1: I got to host it. So I would do a
Speaker 1: joke in between every comic. I would just do one
Speaker 1: little thirty taking joga one whatever. Oh my god, dude.
Speaker 1: And it was graty because I didn't know the game
Speaker 1: at all. This is my fourth time on stage, and
Speaker 1: there's professional comedians to go in to work on their
Speaker 1: new material. They get the bump people. So I'm bringing up.
Speaker 1: Everybody's like this, okay, this next fucker he's on, so
Speaker 1: us do give it up. And then they were laughing okay,
Speaker 1: and this next fucker he's also like, hey man, they
Speaker 1: don't don't call me sucker. I'm like, okay, my name
Speaker 1: is Brian, Dude, I've been doing kind of like okay,
Speaker 1: this next fucker's Brian. Yeah, okay. And then and this
Speaker 1: other guy pulled me to the side. He goes, I've
Speaker 1: been doing comedy for fifteen years. I'm a professional comedian.
Speaker 1: I've been on TV. And isn't that whatever He goes,
Speaker 1: you will not bring me up as fucker. I'm next.
Speaker 1: You get my TV credits and this and that whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay. He goes, look at me. He goes,
Speaker 1: you understand me. I'm like yeah, but I was working
Speaker 1: in canteen. I was saying beer Johnson all night. So
Speaker 1: I went on saying, Okay, this next fucker, we got
Speaker 1: another one. He's a professional, he's been on TV. You
Speaker 1: better giving my credits and he's been on some show
Speaker 1: that I didn't even heard of. So I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make up no ship. And you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I don't want to whoop you ass bro,
Speaker 1: you want to let you know. But this next fucker
Speaker 1: he's here, Yeah, come on, oh my god, dude. And
Speaker 1: then he night, well, no, man, because they knew right
Speaker 1: away they that's what I was talking, you know, I mean, hood,
Speaker 1: get old, whatever I was, let me comes, love me,
Speaker 1: and and they saw that, like oh and by then
Speaker 1: you had them hands. Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1: So when when, like, how do you feel about um uh,
Speaker 1: that that thin margin between comics taking it too far?
Speaker 1: And and and and the sensitivity of of of you
Speaker 1: know people, you know what I mean? Man, is it
Speaker 1: a line that that's drawing? Like, man, you can't say
Speaker 1: that shit about No, I think you gotta be that line.
Speaker 1: You create your own line, because there's stuff that that
Speaker 1: comedy though, no, no, it is, but there's stuff like
Speaker 1: that I won't touch on because there's some stuff that's
Speaker 1: funny and then there's some stuff that'll just make you
Speaker 1: mad and make you go or whatever. So I wanted
Speaker 1: to be funny so I didn't. I didn't. I never
Speaker 1: like like litok, Corey Hokem. Corey Holkem says some ship
Speaker 1: on stage that I will never say, but funny makes
Speaker 1: me laugh so hard. Oh my god. Huh, but you
Speaker 1: can't wait for if we ever have Corey Hokem on
Speaker 1: the get we go, we got, we got, we got
Speaker 1: it man. And Corey is so cool. He's a bad mother.
Speaker 1: Corey at just joking came up to me and he goes,
Speaker 1: you were headliner. You I posted it one time. He
Speaker 1: gave me a shout out on shiit. Corey Holker gave
Speaker 1: me a shout out man. He goes the funniest masking
Speaker 1: I've ever seen it from Houston, Texas, the funniest masking there.
Speaker 1: Say who he goes, But he's a motherfucking gangster, you
Speaker 1: know what? And yeah and then and then face. So
Speaker 1: what's his name? He said, uh, oh you talk about
Speaker 1: wan yeah man, and get my fuck. He used to
Speaker 1: go up and room, get a room and just a
Speaker 1: rock that goes, man, That motherfucker's funny. I used to
Speaker 1: look at him and be like, I don't know why
Speaker 1: the world don't know about him? And you know, I
Speaker 1: mean but Corey didn't know. Like they offered me as
Speaker 1: soon as I went to l A Jay Leno. All
Speaker 1: the fuckers wanted me. They all wanted me, but I
Speaker 1: didn't want to. I'm like, hey, man, i've been doing
Speaker 1: comedy a little bit. I'm not you know what, I
Speaker 1: almost didn't almost quit comedy because I thought I needed
Speaker 1: a g D. Somebody goes, yeah, you're not gonna do colleges.
Speaker 1: What college did you go to. I'm like, I didn't graduate, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my g D. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: He goes, you don't even have a g D. So
Speaker 1: I'm like and I'm like, yeah, you know what, I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do this. This ain't for me, Like this
Speaker 1: ain't my like fun that like, yeah, they're gonna ask
Speaker 1: you my com Yeah, they're gonna start asking questions and
Speaker 1: stuff like no. And then some white guys stopped me
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, Richard prior and have a g D.
Speaker 1: I'm like what he was Richard prior to g D?
Speaker 1: He goes, they're scared of you. Fuck them. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: like what. He goes, they're scared of you? Scared to me? What? Like?
Speaker 1: What am I I'm not gonna do nothing to them,
Speaker 1: Like you're funny, you have what they don't have. You're
Speaker 1: fucking hosting already. You're doing fucking feature spots on the
Speaker 1: weekends for celebrities, Like, yeah, that's them. That's got That's
Speaker 1: almost unheard of to be only doing comedy for three
Speaker 1: weeks and then host anywhere, to host anywhere, but at
Speaker 1: the last stop where the best comedy, the best comics
Speaker 1: any in any city. Yeah, that's where the best comics go.
Speaker 1: They're gonna they're going to their priv and they're going
Speaker 1: to laugh stop. They're going to Carolina. Do you think
Speaker 1: I felt when the auditioned for BT and I was
Speaker 1: the only one that got picked, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I'm at the hip hop and Rashaun said they
Speaker 1: you can do be team. I'm like, what you're gonna do? Bet?
Speaker 1: They want you? Damn how you serious? And and nobody
Speaker 1: else made it. They made it later on, But because
Speaker 1: I was Mexican, I think they just wanted that flavor.
Speaker 1: But do you ever have any regrets about not taking
Speaker 1: on some of those gigs and making that big leap
Speaker 1: to l A When my mom was at that facility.
Speaker 1: That's what I think. Like, man, I wonder if if
Speaker 1: I would have did that, I would have more money,
Speaker 1: but then I wouldn't have been able to take care
Speaker 1: of my mom, like like my would have probably been
Speaker 1: a greater regret, like even not going out there because
Speaker 1: my rich friends paid. Yeah, my my, my rich friends.
Speaker 1: Mama's got to mention. I don't know what to do,
Speaker 1: and so like, well, yeah, I don't know, but your
Speaker 1: your bills are paid. I'm I'm taking care of my mom.
Speaker 1: I'm bathing my mom. Mom. And you don't take care
Speaker 1: of your mom. You got nurses, you gotta assisting, you
Speaker 1: got all that stuff. I'm taking care of my mom.
Speaker 1: Like I'm the one that's doing this. Yeah, five to
Speaker 1: take care man. Yeah, and I still get chances like
Speaker 1: like you have no idea, don't want to your crazy story,
Speaker 1: probably want to Look, I'm the one. Look that's Chris
Speaker 1: l A. This dude trying to do some crazy big
Speaker 1: torts for me too. I'm the one that got bumped
Speaker 1: by Roseanne. Nobody knows that I got bumped by Roseanne.
Speaker 1: This dude saw his wife saw me on the computer.
Speaker 1: His name was Gary Bernstein, and he's like, dude, he
Speaker 1: messaged me found me because like I can put you
Speaker 1: on Netflix. I can, like I know all these people
Speaker 1: ABC a TV show and I'm like for real. So
Speaker 1: he flew me to l A. He was gonna introduce
Speaker 1: me to jam d Brown. I'm like, are you serious? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you know me and JB working together for years, right,
Speaker 1: Like he was really like, yeah, they all know me.
Speaker 1: Let Chris Rock walk by me or Eddie, let somebody
Speaker 1: walk by me, Dave Chappelle and and watch us. Ay
Speaker 1: it's a fucker like that's all. That's all I was
Speaker 1: doing for Chris Rod. What's the fucker? Like? They love
Speaker 1: me man because I was funny and I was cool,
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't I wouldn't, you know, getting in their
Speaker 1: ship or or trying to act cocky or nothing. I
Speaker 1: was having fun and they saw that I was watching comedy.
Speaker 1: I would sit there, man, watch comedy for hours, five
Speaker 1: six hours. Man, just and is that how you got
Speaker 1: so good? I loved it, man, I think so not
Speaker 1: not not not like not like like okay, let me
Speaker 1: just use me as an example as an artist. Okay,
Speaker 1: Like I got good because I listened to different artists.
Speaker 1: I listened to different producers I listened to different singers
Speaker 1: and rappers. That's how I got so good. So can
Speaker 1: you can you say the same. That's how you got
Speaker 1: so good. You listen to different you listen to all
Speaker 1: different types of comics, like I listened to all different
Speaker 1: types of music. Yeah, that's fun, man. It is when
Speaker 1: here's somebody when you can actually read somebody else's canvas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because you know, before I
Speaker 1: left to the army, it was seven nine the Rock
Speaker 1: or ninety seven nine Rock Rocks, Rocks in the morning
Speaker 1: and then one oh one everybody was listening to that stuff.
Speaker 1: And when I went and I took basic training in
Speaker 1: South Carolina, I heard Whodini for the first that the
Speaker 1: feast come out of that night and five minutes of
Speaker 1: funk this they like, oh and they never be here
Speaker 1: the cassette. And the next day I knew all the words,
Speaker 1: all the song friends, how many I knew all of them?
Speaker 1: Dud like, like this is a badage. I came to
Speaker 1: Houston and trying to loot them here. Who DENI didn't know?
Speaker 1: Who the what the funk that was? Who who DENI was?
Speaker 1: Or they were just Jammie rock and roll dude, we
Speaker 1: knew who? Yeah, yeah, I saw him in After World.
Speaker 1: I did too. I was there, bro, man, no ship
Speaker 1: I was. I was eighteen years old. Man, No ship
Speaker 1: was yep. And then what do you call it? Uh
Speaker 1: and turbo and uh yeah they showed up and then
Speaker 1: at the at the end came out with that big
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well what was it like working with
Speaker 1: Sage with the entertainment and Paul rod Riquez and and
Speaker 1: who who's been your favorite guy to work with? Favorite comedian? Man,
Speaker 1: I'm so lucky Willie Cass d L d L. Tree's
Speaker 1: being really really good, you know. I mean like I
Speaker 1: had to call the they were at me and you
Speaker 1: had to come down. Said, he gets security and everything.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I bothered you. He didn't bother me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: yeah I did. Man. He goes, okay, you did a
Speaker 1: little bit. That's that time. That's when you will did
Speaker 1: rad Remember the NRG. I was supposed to be on
Speaker 1: that tour. Willie like Dill wanted me in that Black
Speaker 1: and Brown toy. It was called Black and Brown Tour
Speaker 1: for a reason, and he had he goes, hey one
Speaker 1: you wanted to he had. I did a show with
Speaker 1: him and artist in San Antonio. And then he goes,
Speaker 1: he goes, he wanted you want to do it too,
Speaker 1: you want to host it. I'm like, are you serious?
Speaker 1: Like that's what my dad was going to say, Like man,
Speaker 1: I really need this d He goes, it's me. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be Sedre Charlie Murphy and that's what my dude,
Speaker 1: Mike Gig goes, Man, those are my dudes. Man, like,
Speaker 1: let's dude. Man. He goes to George Lopez. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh man, and he was like, you gotta sig. He's like, what, well,
Speaker 1: you don't like George Lopez? Like, man, I love George Lopez,
Speaker 1: but he don't work with Mexicans. Huh, he don't work
Speaker 1: with Latinos. If you put him on the show, there's
Speaker 1: not gonna be another Latino on the show. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talking to him like okay, man. And then
Speaker 1: Monday he calls me. DL calls me and said, hey,
Speaker 1: want you were right? Man? Uh yeah, George, yeah he did.
Speaker 1: He said he wants to be the only Brown, don't
Speaker 1: you Brown's show. I'm like, man, that's cool, dude, Like
Speaker 1: You're like, man, I don't even know how I feel
Speaker 1: about that, Like, that's that's the game. George don't o
Speaker 1: me ship. He don't owe me nothing. It's kind of fun. Up.
Speaker 1: He's hurting me a little bit, but like he don't
Speaker 1: owe me nothing. Nobody owes you nothing in this game.
Speaker 1: I owe George Lopez everything because he opened up a
Speaker 1: lot of doors and talk shows and he had prints
Speaker 1: on there that sucked me up, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So I I respect George Lopez and he did a
Speaker 1: lot of ship for us, but he don't know me nothing.
Speaker 1: But to take that away from me because that would
Speaker 1: have changed my life a little bit, because you know
Speaker 1: they did it for three years. Do you that that
Speaker 1: tour was for three years? Man? So that that would
Speaker 1: have that was that would have changed. But then I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be here probably with you guys. So I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm happy Willie Like people think my hade you know
Speaker 1: how happy in him? My buddy goes. How happy are
Speaker 1: you right now? I'm like, you know how happy I'm
Speaker 1: do you don't? My wife helps me a whole lot
Speaker 1: going through my ship. I got an X that text
Speaker 1: me every now and then I'll be okay, I miss
Speaker 1: you and I haven't seen this in twenty years. And
Speaker 1: and then my my wife, you know, she's not jealous,
Speaker 1: but every now and then, like she y'all talking, does
Speaker 1: she She's like, oh my god, just missed you. Like
Speaker 1: she'll send me a message like that, like I just
Speaker 1: missed you. You were just here and I haven't seen
Speaker 1: this girl like in twenty years. So my wife she
Speaker 1: goes just you know, a few days ago, she's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: what's your name't texts your message? O, Frillian, I'm blocked her.
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, and my buddy is looking at me
Speaker 1: like she got a phone. I don't. That's my wife. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she blocks people you live are black people. I'm like,
Speaker 1: well that's the ex is trying to start ship. Yeah
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need that in my life. Like, yes, bro,
Speaker 1: that that's my partner. My wife is like I got
Speaker 1: two phones and she helps me because I missed messages
Speaker 1: and we like, I'm I'm lucky right now. Like I'm
Speaker 1: like we're a team and and it's cool and it's
Speaker 1: like I'm happy right now. My family is happy. My
Speaker 1: kids are happy, like yeah, my friends are. I mean,
Speaker 1: like I'm happy. Bro, I got a badass apartment. You
Speaker 1: know I lost that tour at one point two meal,
Speaker 1: I got depositive. Though I lost everything. You re put
Speaker 1: my car upon my golf club. That dude money back, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get it. Oh my god, ain't giving that
Speaker 1: money back. And look it, don't send me no money
Speaker 1: unless you have I'm gonna see you care. Don't send
Speaker 1: me no money right now because I ain't giving no
Speaker 1: money back. But I ain't giving that. I'm not giving
Speaker 1: that money back. Man, money too hard to come back.
Speaker 1: I'm not giving that money. So I didn't make the
Speaker 1: other half. And I had to get that half it
Speaker 1: in my mind then I couldn't work. So it was
Speaker 1: like Dad, I mean I humbled my ask your cash
Speaker 1: that with. You got the half, you got half of
Speaker 1: the Uh no, no, I got about I got like
Speaker 1: two fifty. I got like two fift triping the dollar s.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of willy with that one. But what's your
Speaker 1: cash at Willie? It's the only huanbi not true? Man,
Speaker 1: Well you give me a care for what I was
Speaker 1: trying to send you some money, see me some goddamn money.
Speaker 1: Try to send me a dollar on't light. Look, I
Speaker 1: was gonnae if you gonna back Willie D Live or
Speaker 1: everything or everything I live, Willly D Live. All right,
Speaker 1: send that money. Well, what's the what's the what's the news?
Speaker 1: Shockers for? He was trying to show me that he
Speaker 1: knew coming food? Oh bullshit? Why you was trying to
Speaker 1: show me? Don't know how to do them? And let
Speaker 1: me see you don't get in the way though, and
Speaker 1: they haven't done that. Ship in you and I hit
Speaker 1: myself in the ball to last time. Don't come back here?
Speaker 1: Well you can, Oh no, no, no, he need to
Speaker 1: just the camera so we can see it. We need
Speaker 1: to show the people. Come on, come on, come on
Speaker 1: and let me see. I'm going to get out of here. Fucker, man,
Speaker 1: let me see. Let me see you with the thing,
Speaker 1: watch them mother, come a little hit me in my head,
Speaker 1: let me let me go out here. There's a uh
Speaker 1: this camera. Okay, you're ready. Hey, don't you hit me
Speaker 1: with those chuck fucker right there. I won't. I can't, man,
Speaker 1: I can't even hear myself. And I wanted to bro
Speaker 1: like I couldn't, like give me like there's so much
Speaker 1: you can do, like no, but that's not a fighting move,
Speaker 1: like all my all my moves are combative, like when
Speaker 1: is to fight, it was like this or like this,
Speaker 1: like like yeah, I dare you to fight me with
Speaker 1: noon chucker and you do this ship and go and
Speaker 1: wait for their motherucker's and comes down. I'll be like
Speaker 1: like maybe, but I hit myself in the ball with
Speaker 1: some chuck. I never had fish noon chuck cause I
Speaker 1: had to use broomstick in my handles with which cha
Speaker 1: and nails. When they was doing that ship, he would
Speaker 1: and when he stopped with like yeah in the first man,
Speaker 1: I know all his movies, every every like. Look, that's
Speaker 1: why I worked out thee muscles because I saw all
Speaker 1: these trains. As a matter of fact, I mean I
Speaker 1: met a guy in Seattle and he owned a club
Speaker 1: and he was playing poors. That's pot? Huh is that pot?
Speaker 1: I smell, no, you ain't got no. We know I
Speaker 1: got this. What is that my vate? Man? You know
Speaker 1: I'll be busting my kids many damn police with that ship. Man,
Speaker 1: I smell you got the big one up. I need
Speaker 1: to get that thing. We appreciate you coming on the show.
Speaker 1: You're bad, but I still got more chances now that
Speaker 1: you know. My mom is resting now I'm ready to
Speaker 1: go now. It's like I got my team, I got
Speaker 1: my family, Like now I'm ready to go to get it.
Speaker 1: You know what, I em gonna tell you why you're
Speaker 1: gonna get it. Beside the fact that you're talented, you've
Speaker 1: been solid and solid is very very rare, and it's appreciated.
Speaker 1: Somebody out there. They're gonna give you a shot, bro,
Speaker 1: because they're gonna appreciate it. You didn't burn no bridges,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. You stayed tintoes down and
Speaker 1: you were solid and you're gonna be rewarded for that.
Speaker 1: Thank you for coming on one one very real family.
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