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Speaker 1: one villarel Man, thank you're for having me, bro. What's up?

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Speaker 1: Man one one? This is one of my favorite persons,

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Speaker 1: He said, IM gonna say that ship again, because you

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Speaker 1: know here, when you do open mics, you can go

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Speaker 1: when I was like three high school book man. Yea

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Speaker 1: Will you? Okay, we were really poor right at the time.

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Speaker 1: look at what the funs wronging. You should have shot

421
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,960
Speaker 1: that mother? This is that whatever? Why did you shoot

422
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,199
Speaker 1: on the will? He standard in front of a window,

423
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,879
Speaker 1: and you know, I mean I would have if he

424
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 1: would have. He wasn't gonna shoot at me like I.

425
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,399
Speaker 1: He dropped the gun as soon as he hurt the pop.

426
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,879
Speaker 1: He dropped the gun. It's like when people talk a

427
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 1: lot of stuff, but you hear that they scattered. Some

428
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 1: genie gotta shoot. So I I was in control. I

429
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,640
Speaker 1: was in full control of the situation and he gets

430
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 1: sunked up. I knew exactly what I was doing, and

431
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't kill a kid, you know what

432
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 1: I mean? It would have been justifiable because if I

433
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,040
Speaker 1: would have waited for him to really aim and on

434
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 1: to like shoot. Because people think they know how to

435
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 1: shoot bad. They go to the gun range with their

436
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 1: fucking goggles and their head phone. And I took my

437
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,400
Speaker 1: cousins in there that they hated. They're doing this ship

438
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 1: right here. I told my cousins, well, you're not. You

439
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: ain't having fun because it's expensive, dude, I spend like

440
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 1: a thousand bucks. They're like the like we got glasses

441
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 1: and the hit fine. I'm not wearing this ship. Bro.

442
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,879
Speaker 1: When I shoot my gun, I want to hear the

443
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 1: bad my years. I want there's nobody's shooting bad. We're

444
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 1: not hiding or nothing. Like. They thought the gun range

445
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 1: was so boring. Yeah, and my cousin was like, well,

446
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 1: you know what, I'd go on that side there. We'll

447
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 1: just have some fun. And I'm not. You can't go

448
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,480
Speaker 1: over there for like. And I don't know if they

449
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: were player or for real, but they did not have fun,

450
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,920
Speaker 1: Like this ain't real life, dude, when your shoes somebody

451
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Speaker 1: is not like this and the target don't even move.

452
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 1: It just goes like this, and it just goes like yeah,

453
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 1: so I understand. Yeah, they did not like it, understand

454
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 1: but man like taking it, taking it really serious, like

455
00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: like I doing a lot of other people, dude, Like

456
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 1: we are serious about our firearms. And I don't work

457
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 1: around with him. I don't play with him. I don't

458
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 1: none of that ship. If I'm going to the gun range,

459
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 1: I'm going to the gun range. But other than that,

460
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: I'm not going to pull my weapon. I'm not none

461
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 1: of you don't have a gun, then I'm gonna be

462
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: mad at you again, Like I don't get that motherfucker

463
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:23,360
Speaker 1: you have to have a firearm and everybody he's telling

464
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 1: me that, and I'm feeling because it's a different it's

465
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 1: a different it's a different it's a different Houston than

466
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:34,639
Speaker 1: it was back then. It's a way different Houston. You

467
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 1: know why you got people moving in from out of town.

468
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,880
Speaker 1: You got little kids is growing up to the uh

469
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 1: uh going through what they're going through, and they, you know,

470
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 1: getting them guns out of their parents room and ship.

471
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: They're going and shooting up schools and clubs, and they

472
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 1: brag about it. They say that I don't want to fight,

473
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 1: but I'll shoot. I don't know how to fight, like

474
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: like it's a cool thing now for these young kids.

475
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,880
Speaker 1: I hear I'm talking and my son is thirty six.

476
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 1: I got a thirty four year old, thirty three old.

477
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:03,880
Speaker 1: So they're like, man, that these school young teach man. Yeah,

478
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: I didn't see. They ain't. They ain't trying to hear

479
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 1: none of that ship. They don't. Yeah, they don't. They

480
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 1: don't cares. Reloded podcast will be right back after the street.

481
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 1: How was a young one? You give me give me

482
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 1: one around ten years, ten years old young one, ten

483
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: years old? What was it like growing up in your household? Man? Really,

484
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: it's uh, it wasn't good. Like my parents were divorced

485
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,400
Speaker 1: at an early age. I went to seventeen schools. We'll

486
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 1: get we were getting dropped off. I went to a

487
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: lot of scale like me. Yeah, we got dropped off

488
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: here and there. Uh, my dad took custody. My mom

489
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: disappeared for about three years. They said. They kept telling

490
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 1: us everywhere that she passed and she passed in an accident,

491
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 1: like what, so me and my brother would cry, and

492
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 1: then she shows up like a year later, you know,

493
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: I mean four years later, she pops up. But my

494
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: dad was a single dad, but he was a worker,

495
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: so he would just drop us off that different people's

496
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 1: houses and he was there for a few days. And

497
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,760
Speaker 1: that's when I try to go back with my mom.

498
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 1: My mom. We lived off telephone roll bro damn okay,

499
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 1: my mom. My mom flagged down the car. It was

500
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,960
Speaker 1: me and my mom, but she flag down the car

501
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 1: and she got in the car. So we're living in

502
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: those apartments right there by six ten and telephone or

503
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: most it's a little apartment. It's a little those little

504
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,719
Speaker 1: apartments are the ones weigh in the back, the ones

505
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 1: right right there by telephone, right by the beer joints.

506
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 1: Because we lived in the corner apartment, so I could

507
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: see the ladies walking. So when I saw that, he's

508
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: on the right side. Yeah, he's on the he's on

509
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: we're going south by. I'm on the rights of the store.

510
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 1: All the little Chinese places stuff, and then there some

511
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 1: apartments right there, you know what right past uh what

512
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: just that little place of the tele awinky, I mean

513
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: a little bit. So when I saw that, I was

514
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: like man, And then my friends started making funny and

515
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: school my dad's head. You saw your mom and you

516
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: this or whatever. So that's when I started, Uh, I started,

517
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 1: you know, cranking cars. Hold on before you go. Just

518
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: for clarity, your mom flagged the car down. You said

519
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: she got in the car. Did you get in with her? No? No,

520
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: like we saw her through the window. She said, I

521
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: gotta go to work, and then and then she disappeared. Yeah,

522
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: and she got in the car with a man and

523
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: came back and she had food and stuff, and we

524
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: thought it was cool. We thought it was like a

525
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 1: friend whatever. So we thought we thought it was cool.

526
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: And then later on when I you know, the school

527
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: people started you know what I'm saying, man, your mom,

528
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: you know they were telling me. And then that's when

529
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: it really started, like like damn like so then that's

530
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: when I started cranking cars. I found a little spot

531
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,080
Speaker 1: of magnolia and I were taking a car there that

532
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,640
Speaker 1: give me three or four d and uh, I told

533
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: my mom, you ain't gonna go with nobody no more.

534
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 1: I was like eleven years old, worried about night bill

535
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: and pain. Yeah, well we all did. I didn't learned

536
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: until I was like thirteen. He take screw driver, sticking

537
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: in the winter pool, win to back, holding up. Everyone

538
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: was strew driving in the college. Put them break that

539
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 1: pain and pull the pin back and break the strewing college. Yep, yeah,

540
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: do that. And one dude was, I know you'll be

541
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: stealing cars. And this dude piece me on so much,

542
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: but he would always funk with me because he I

543
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 1: mean he did, had nothing to do with it. We

544
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: didn't even funk with him or nothing, but he just

545
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: I know, you cart the man, I know this is

546
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 1: what did and you put steal my car. And he

547
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 1: just can't funk with me so bad that he would

548
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 1: take the tires off his car sometimes and do crazy ship.

549
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,399
Speaker 1: So I got my cousin to go steal the record,

550
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 1: and he came and picked the ship up and took it.

551
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 1: Fuck you like man like that. It was no happiness.

552
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: It was no did I join the army. When I

553
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 1: was seventeen and I joined the army, I took off.

554
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,800
Speaker 1: That's when I came back and I was able to

555
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 1: say no and stand up for myself. And people weren't gonna,

556
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: I mean, hurt me, no more or nothing. Because when

557
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: I was a kid man, people did some fun up ship.

558
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: So my cousin Mario saved me. My cousin Mario he

559
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: passed away. Man, that fucker. You know, he's like, hey man,

560
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: he saw me one morning. He's like, what's up where

561
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: you're coming from? I said, with my dad left me

562
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: over there, and he goes, did they you know? He like,

563
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: did they do? Not? Your ship with? You know what?

564
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 1: That's like okay, And he went over there and beat

565
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: up the whole family. He beat up the mom, the dad,

566
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: and sisters and brother. He beat up like seven people,

567
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 1: my cousin and then everything kind of stopped. Everything kind

568
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 1: of but it was kind of weird it's like the

569
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: whole block kind of new. I don't know, it was

570
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,200
Speaker 1: just kind of weird. But I was always in different spots,

571
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: so I never I was always a new kid. I

572
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: was always Yeah, it wasn't it wasn't good my mind.

573
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: My childhood wasn't good. Bro, Yeah you know what you know?

574
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: I was like, uh like, but others were way bad.

575
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: You know, I mean way words because I have friends

576
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: that were really going through some ship. But I mean,

577
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I made it. I'm good. It

578
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: made you stronger to one, it made me more of

579
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: a When I had my kids, I was more observing

580
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: of everything. Like I was like, yeah, that's why I've

581
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: never been fucked up. You don't never seen any fun up.

582
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 1: I've never I don't drink, I don't get I ain't

583
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: never seen me like funked up. I'll see me buzzing whatever.

584
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: But I know who's around me. I know where I'm ad,

585
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: I know where I'm going, who's taking care of me?

586
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: What was on point? I don't care what time it is,

587
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: but four or five, six and the one good one yep,

588
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: Like you know, I mean, I don't rest for I

589
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: get to my room. Everything's locked up then I rest,

590
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: but I was always on point man, always paying attention

591
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 1: to stuff. I'm still like that. I'm still like that.

592
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: That's why when comics I saw some comics on here

593
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: and they were talking about, like I don't like to

594
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: watch other I don't. I don't watch comedy. I don't

595
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 1: want to be influenced. I'm like, man, how how sad

596
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: is that to be a comedian? And like I love comedy,

597
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: like I love to sit down and watch comedy man,

598
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: And I watched Mike Gaps in d L and I

599
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 1: get to watch you know, Bruce, Bruce and Ardez, and

600
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: like I love watching comedy, like I don't. That's not

601
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: gonna do nothing with my stories or it just sounds

602
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: weird to hear comics say that, like I don't watch comedy,

603
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: I don't want to be influenced. I'm like, well, you

604
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: know what, bro, if you don't watch comedy and you're

605
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: not influenced by nothing, when you get on stage, there's

606
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 1: a ninety percent chance that I know people that kind

607
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: of do the same kind of material that you're doing.

608
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: So that doesn't even help. By not watching comedy, you

609
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: think you oh, like na fucker because I was doing,

610
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: you know, black crowds and white crowds and Mexican crowds,

611
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: and then corporate gigs. So I saw the comics. I saw,

612
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: you know, comics just doing just different races doing kind

613
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: of like the same joke. So I saw kind of yeah, yeah, yeah,

614
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: and it was but I stayed away from a whole

615
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: lot of that stuff. You mean, I would see people

616
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: arguing stuff, and my, my, my philosophy and comic is like, man,

617
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: to be a white comic is so hard to be

618
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 1: a white to be a white comic, Oh my god, yeah, bro,

619
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: you're a white comic. No, no, no, That's when I

620
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: started learning about comedy, because it's like, to be a

621
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: white comic, you gotta be like really smart. You can't

622
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: offend nobody, you can't. You gotta be you know, you

623
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: can't talk about the hood of your upbringing or nothing like.

624
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: They have to be creative and don't think about what

625
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: these other two thousand white comedians are writing about. And

626
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: and me, I'd go on stage like they we got roaches,

627
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 1: the flight I roaches, and and crowd will go crazy.

628
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: They cut our lights all that, they said, no lightsing,

629
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: And I was getting standing knows I'm on food stamps,

630
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 1: but I'm barbecuing every weekend. How fucking genius. So I

631
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: was like, damn, like I could just come up here

632
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: and talk about my life. And that's why I've never

633
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: wrote down a joke. I've never white. He can't talk

634
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: about life, right, not like us. None of about going

635
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: being poor, being raised by I mean single parents, are

636
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: growing up in the hood. And she's like, that's not

637
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: many and white white comics can't really talk about other races. Well,

638
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: they also, you know, yeah, and that's because you know,

639
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: they're part of the dominant society and they and they can't.

640
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: They can't talk about being um, I guess uh violated

641
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: in any kind of way because you know, uh, by

642
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 1: by other groups or whatever, because they have it. So

643
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 1: they can't speak on they can't speak to that type

644
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,080
Speaker 1: of stuff. You're about to look up something speaking on

645
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: speaking speaking of the race. Uh. I like to always

646
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: do this on every every Monday. I'd like to talk

647
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: about some some racial stuff. Uh, a history of racial injustice. Man.

648
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna let you read what happened on the

649
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: thirtieth of August. What years that on the first day

650
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: of school, mobs of white segregationist guard guard Mansfield High

651
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: School and use weapons to prevent black children from registering

652
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: for school. Well that's cold blood, Yeah, that's it's just

653
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: a it's just a it's a history of racial injustice.

654
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: And this is every day of a year, every month,

655
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: every month, you know, every week you can find some

656
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: ship going on with us and racial uh injustices, you know.

657
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: And I love to read these on Mondays so people

658
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: can really understand why I am like I am because

659
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: this ship has not stopped. And that was nineteen or eighteen?

660
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: What was it? What was the year? Let me look

661
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 1: at it and make sure look nineteen in nineteen fifty six,

662
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 1: willim And still going on. Why you spoke about your

663
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: mom uh uh going through her situation at any point

664
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,320
Speaker 1: did that make you better towards her? You was just

665
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: just trying to have a relationship. I thought my mom

666
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 1: was a soldier. Bro. Yeah, man, my mom was doing

667
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 1: all this and feed us and take care of us.

668
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: And I told brother, it's over, man, Like I got

669
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: some TVs, I paint the lights and bought the furniture

670
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 1: and the care of her. And my mom just passed

671
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 1: Willy November last year. She just passed you. I still haven't.

672
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: It still hasn't, you know. I mean, it doesn't hit

673
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: me yet. It still hasn't. Were y'all close before it

674
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: was just me and my mama because my mom was single,

675
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: so I was always at her house. I would take

676
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: it on my should and she was she loved comedy.

677
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: She laughing at you, Oh my god, that she used

678
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: to love a comedy man. But sometimes she would get

679
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: buzzed out cause my son's out of giving her Hennessey

680
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: and they'd be a comic that, you know, young comics

681
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: that I give a chance to go up to form.

682
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: And he wasn't doing good in my mom, Hey, he's

683
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: not funning me on, He's not funny. And this is

684
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: this is a like at the at the showcasey small girl. Yeah,

685
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: it's not funny. Yeah, because my mom. My mom later

686
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: on owned she owned on Laura copy on fifty nine

687
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: and Laura copy between Jensen. She owned the beer joined.

688
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: There was two little cantinas here. She owned. She was

689
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: she owned. Yeah, about to s somebody saying something like

690
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: that died right there, man, dude, you're paying them. You're

691
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: gonna pay him. That ain't the worst of it. When

692
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: it's when they hear her, when they say, hey, man,

693
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,720
Speaker 1: I heard your mom. What was on stage? I'm sorry,

694
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: Oh to the mom, Like you gotta respect that. But

695
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: they're not funny me who they're not funny? Look that people,

696
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: they're not left me. Everybody. Everybody's going to the restroom

697
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: and smoking. Yeah, she was really and she supported me

698
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: to my whole comedy career. Bron checks her planes and

699
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,000
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna get a warmth and you gotta

700
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: go to the show. I'm gonna. Yeah. My mom was.

701
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: I mean, it was just always being my mom. I

702
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: mean no, no, Did you have a relationship with your

703
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: father at any point? Yeah? Yeah, we uh my dad

704
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: my dad got u actually got you know, got married

705
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: and he started settling down a little bit. But he was,

706
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: you know, my dad was the worker. When when my

707
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,240
Speaker 1: step mom in thirteen was passing away, she had because

708
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: that was my year I was set up with like that.

709
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: I was gonna make one point two mil. We already

710
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: had everything worked out, and my mom got My stepmom

711
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: got a tumor. Yeah, I mean, so they put a

712
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: pig too, so I had to feed her. So I

713
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: stayed there for nine months with her with her my

714
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: dad because my dad did him how to work the machine.

715
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: He didn't know anything about medications or anything. So I

716
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: had to Uh, I had to do that for nine months.

717
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: So I turned down at one point two meals and

718
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 1: it piste off a whole lot of people and agents

719
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: and managers and club owners and promoters and yeah. And

720
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 1: they didn't say, okay, man, well we'll never work together again.

721
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 1: He goes, you make enough money to pay somebody, now

722
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: you can. I'm like, my mom doesn't want nobody, man,

723
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: like she wants me. Like I don't know what to do. Man.

724
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: She's been my stepmother for thirty five years. Bro, She's

725
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 1: always looked out for me. And and then I got

726
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: to the point where I was like, man, funk y'all.

727
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: Then like because they started like, you know, people think

728
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: that they can buy you, they can own you. Like

729
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: you tell them you you pour out like stuff like look,

730
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 1: my mom did this for me. My mom did this

731
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: for me and did this for me. And they're like, okay,

732
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: well that's good. We're trying to move forward. Now that's

733
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: what mom's do. My mom did send she for me,

734
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,959
Speaker 1: and and like they didn't understand how So I turned

735
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 1: out a bunch of ships. Then they realized like, yeah,

736
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: well it wants about family. They're like they like, wants

737
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: about family, wants going home, wants married to Houston. He

738
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: never l A. They wanted me to live in l A. WILLF.

739
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: Smith wanted me so bad, bro, they kept off from

740
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: me one one fifty and two fifty and three fifty

741
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: and I'm like, man, I'm not living in l A.

742
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: I'm not living I couldn't live in l A. I

743
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,359
Speaker 1: didn't want to. It was bad. It was a bunch

744
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: of fake ship dude comments over here I had and

745
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: know we're here it over here and because I got

746
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 1: to do all three markets and it was just all

747
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 1: fucked up. It was like there was no respect, no

748
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: love for each other. No. Now it's cool man, the

749
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: older comments and love you bro, love you Bruce Browd

750
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: love you well, I love you like it's it's a

751
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: cool thing now, like people starting to show in love

752
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: and respect to each other. We say, man, love you man,

753
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: I love you man. Rodney being a love you Bro,

754
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: I love you too, bow like Terry Grows Dave lost

755
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: a love you man Like It's a good thing because

756
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: back for a while, it was just just man like straight,

757
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 1: just bad ship. Bro. Do you think it's difficult to

758
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: be all team of Committee? Nah? If you're funny, Nah,

759
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: I just don't like one. They go straight. That's why,

760
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,919
Speaker 1: like the Latin Kings and stuff like that, people ask

761
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: me about that. So like, I don't want to be

762
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 1: I just want to be funny. I don't want to

763
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: be a Latino King. They want me to do a

764
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: Latino show and Latino this, and like you know what

765
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: I mean, like people, BT did everything for me, Rushwan

766
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: al Freeman. Al Freeman hooked me up with Ron Wilson,

767
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: who took care of me when I was on probation

768
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: and if it was yeah, man, if it wasn't for

769
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: Al Freeman in this game, all Freeman made Ron Wilson

770
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: go see me and said this dudes got talent. And

771
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 1: then Ron Wilson looked out for me and that's gonna

772
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,840
Speaker 1: be BT picked me up and see it was easier

773
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: for me to get on BT the most Houston comics

774
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: because they love diversity. So oh man, if we put

775
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: a little biscuit on there, you know what I mean

776
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: they told me. I mean people told me a BT

777
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: like no, no, well we need Latinos. I'm like, but

778
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a good ship though, like I'm still funny,

779
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: because yeah, it doesn't matter. We just need like you know,

780
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm like what like I said, okay, so I make

781
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: them remember that at the film two times because I

782
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,920
Speaker 1: went out there and did a a real set custom

783
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,040
Speaker 1: and every day I was like, no, I see that

784
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: lady backstage. We don't game that I do, and this

785
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: and that, and then they gave me another shot and

786
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: then I didn't clean but the crowd loved me so

787
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 1: much so that I rocked it. I changed a whole

788
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: lot of stuff. What's what's the most difficult thing that

789
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:25,879
Speaker 1: you've had to face being a comedian? Just leaving all

790
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 1: the time, missing my grandkids birthdays and graduation days and

791
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:34,359
Speaker 1: special days and yeah, like when my son goes, hey, Dad,

792
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: can you be here for man? And I gotta say no.

793
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: That's why I kind of step back a little bit,

794
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, like I just kind of like

795
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: I get to choose some pig shows now, and like

796
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: they don't. So I got a manager, man, I don't.

797
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: I don't really have like a manager. I got people

798
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: to work for me, but I'm the boss. I'm the

799
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: one that you know says the prices, and you know,

800
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 1: we need two flights, two rooms, we need this, and

801
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: then and I get to do all that now, and

802
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: I get to work when I want, because you know,

803
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 1: managers want to make ten percent get sometimes thirty four.

804
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: Because he looked out for me and it was just

805
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: me and him. But like, yeah, for a while, I

806
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: was like when I was real hot, and it was

807
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 1: like I had shows like every fucking weekend and then

808
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: during the week and this, and then I'm like, hold on, bro,

809
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: like how much mone do you want to make? Because, man, Willie,

810
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 1: when I got into comedy, I'm thinking if I make

811
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: five hundred a week. When I first started doing comedy,

812
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: if I could make five hundred a week talking, I

813
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: thought that was it because I was doing scaffold and

814
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,880
Speaker 1: doing other stuff making three fifty. I'm like, man, I

815
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: get to do talk for thirty minutes five hundred bucks

816
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: and they give you chicken tenders and free colds and ship.

817
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: I said, leak, bro, man, you ever get those chicken tenders?

818
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:51,479
Speaker 1: Because I think got chicken tenders at every comedy spot.

819
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,839
Speaker 1: I stopped a lot of commenttion doing that. I said,

820
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: look at me. Man, look, I'm fifty five. I just

821
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 1: went and got tested. Everything's good. My kidney, my liver,

822
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: my lungs. You're like, do you're healthy, cholester on, no sugar,

823
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 1: you have nothing? Like what do you do? It's like, no,

824
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: it's what I don't do. I don't do this. I

825
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 1: don't party. I don't do a whole lot of stuff.

826
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: I don't know that Mexican manud and and all that ship.

827
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 1: Like the man, it's like yep, and they make a

828
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: soup out of it and put corn and pinions and

829
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: limit and cilanslo and yeah, the butter and all that stuff.

830
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: Man like nah, oh you're not Mexican. Mexican. I'm like no,

831
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: but I know what that. I just don't want to

832
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 1: put that ship to my body. No more like I'm good.

833
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: I want to I want to live older than my uncle's.

834
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:46,680
Speaker 1: Like my uncle's they you mean forty something, they're gone

835
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: cold and canders, I mean they were they were done. Yeah.

836
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,439
Speaker 1: Can you speak Spanish? Yeah, as a matter of fact,

837
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: I didn't learn I didn't even learn English. And I

838
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 1: was like six. Yeah, yeah, I'm very doing in Spanish.

839
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 1: And you know, it's funny because when I first started

840
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,240
Speaker 1: doing comedy. People knew I was from Texas right away

841
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: and they knew, you know what I mean, like it

842
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: speaks Spanish. And I told vance, like, how do they

843
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: know that? It's like the way you talk, like, man,

844
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: I don't know how to exit, Like you should know

845
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,240
Speaker 1: how to speak Spanish, but I've never heard you speak,

846
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 1: but your way, I said. I went to Vera Cruz.

847
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: That that's like a college like Austin, like a college,

848
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: and I studied to be I was gonna be like

849
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,359
Speaker 1: a lawyer in Spanish because I wanted to go live

850
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 1: with my family over there. And they were kind of wealthy.

851
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: They had stores and you know, chauffeurs and maids and everything.

852
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: So when is this This is in Vera Cruz. Where

853
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 1: is that? That's a It's along the coastline. If you

854
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: see like Brownsville, like on the map or on the coast,

855
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 1: you'll see just go a little bit further you'll see

856
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: it'll say a better Cruiz. It's beautiful water, like I mean,

857
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: you just you can see your feet and stuff. It's

858
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: like it's a beautiful place. Man. Okay, So I went

859
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: there and I went to go study there, and then

860
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: I came back to came back, went to Smiley. I

861
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: went to Smiley for a while. I went to Spotty Man.

862
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,919
Speaker 1: I went there for about it about nine months. Yeah,

863
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 1: we got evicted. Yeah, we moved over by Milby, so

864
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: I went to Milby. Well nine months is a school year,

865
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: so yeah, it was pretty much and it was it

866
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: was cool. It was different because when I was going

867
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 1: to the Mexican schools and the basketball games, you know,

868
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 1: they were they were cool, they were fun. But then

869
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 1: when I went to Smiley basketball game and the whole

870
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: gym was full, because you know, Melby and him, like,

871
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: the gyms would never get maxed out full. It would

872
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: just be the parents or whatever. And I went to

873
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: Smiley and the whole gym was full and the band

874
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 1: would come out, and then I saw people slamming and

875
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: doing alleys and ship. I was like, oh my god,

876
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 1: school spear and stuff. Yeah, like man, and then they

877
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: were cool. I mean there because it was only like

878
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: seven eight Mexicans, so you know, I mean some cool friends.

879
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: I tried to play football for a little while, but

880
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: I try to play defense, man, but I got hit

881
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: so hard, you know, I mean, David Raybond is a

882
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: joke about that because I tried to play football. He's like, yeah,

883
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: next day, I was in band man. Where is David?

884
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:25,640
Speaker 1: He's doing stuff that we talked to. I think he's

885
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 1: in Arizona right now. Yeah, he's in Arizona. He's trying

886
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: to get me down there to Okay, shots after David. Yeah,

887
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 1: mansolutely boys reloaded podcast will be right back after the

888
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: poet Man. What do you think about? What do you

889
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 1: think about James Franco playing the roller for del Cast

890
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 1: throwing the bio pick? Did you hear about that? Yeah? Okay,

891
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: so you know that, Uh John uh Legizamo took exception

892
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 1: to that. He felt that Latin actor should have played

893
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: that role. But that's been going on for every Willie,

894
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: even when Richie Valley's LaBamba, I mean Lou Diamond Phillis

895
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: played it. And we can't get a Mexican to play

896
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: of Mexican and exactly, yeah, they just they tried to

897
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: get I gotta play Michael Jackson. So I'm not surprised

898
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: they gotta. They got a movie called The Mexican and

899
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 1: there's no Mexican in it. Yeah, like a minute, I mean,

900
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: look at how when they make these movies about ancient

901
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 1: Rome and Greece, Greek, this and that or whatever, you know,

902
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: and they got all of these white people playing the

903
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: roles when we all know that I know the truth.

904
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: Absolutely amazing. But it's it's the it's the uh what

905
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: they called it, the car cassidy called cassidy, the car

906
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 1: cassidy of what a what a word? It's the cray

907
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 1: Yeah one you have you have children? Yeah, I have six?

908
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: You have six children? I got six, And it's any

909
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: of your children like uh, leaning to a comedy career, man, Uh,

910
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: they're all funny. One of the old, my oldest one raps.

911
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 1: You know, he's doing his own music streaming, he's making money,

912
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: doing good. Uh. My second one, he's the one that's

913
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: old out there with the stimp thug. He's with everybody. Man,

914
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:40,040
Speaker 1: he's always he's seen Goal thirty four, no kids making money.

915
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: He's I mean worsh he wished the chemical plans does well.

916
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 1: And he's always out there with everybody. He already ran

917
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: into three times. He's like what he's he's everywhere, man.

918
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: He does the bike rides and he uh, he does

919
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. And uh he's like, but my

920
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: youngest one is funny they're all funny. But Bubba can

921
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: can go with me like I wanted. His name is Swan.

922
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, why don't you go? Because he should tear

923
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: up Mike Gabs and Cat Williams and all them dudes.

924
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: He would just he would just shred their little there set.

925
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he would be that. I don't know,

926
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Oh my god, dude, it's like,

927
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Look, it's like look Edward Hernandez

928
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 1: he's uh my friend. He's a Mexican comic, right, and

929
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 1: uh he does a joke where he goes, he goes

930
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,800
Speaker 1: and I win it was brother and I didn't even know.

931
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: And he does a joke where he's in a thing

932
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: where a trough whever he's he's peeing in some dude

933
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 1: next to him. Piece he goes. I saw some the

934
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 1: real darry. I didn't want to see, but I kind

935
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,600
Speaker 1: of looked and I turned that with a little bit

936
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: and I pee on And that's his joke, right, and

937
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: and it's funny. It's funny. Well, my son is the

938
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 1: guy to be like, so you're gonna do the ohl

939
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: pep on the black guy? Like you just shred up

940
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: their their material like it ain't nothing. He used to

941
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: do that. The cat he used to do that. The

942
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:06,720
Speaker 1: Mike Ebbs, the Bruce Brews. Uh, oh my god, everybody, man, everybody.

943
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: He would just chop them up. They're like, he mane,

944
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: your son is funny, Like you have no idea. I

945
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: told him Meal, you can go. I gotta pay somebody

946
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: you know, five bucks to feature for me. I'll give

947
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: you twenty bulls. Just tell some stories, dude, to tell her, Hey,

948
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,479
Speaker 1: I'm on this tour because my mom made me. Because

949
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: he's told child support they give, they give me quanted

950
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,919
Speaker 1: Juan on tour. How old is he? But he don't

951
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: want to do it. Huh, he don't want to do it.

952
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: That's side his passion. Nah, it's not. And I not

953
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: even push them towards that, like I didn't. I mean,

954
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 1: I didn't push them in and make them and say

955
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: look man, like, yeah, I mean to do this. I

956
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: want them to be happy. That's the thing. I know

957
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,919
Speaker 1: a lot of people doing comedy and they're making good money,

958
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 1: but they're not happy. Like right now, I feel like

959
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: I'm the happiest of being in my life. Dude, I'm

960
00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: like the I'm like the happiest. And dude, I'm an

961
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:04,440
Speaker 1: expert with those, bro, you have no idea. Dude, you

962
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 1: have no idea. I don't and I don't and I

963
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 1: don't do cheerleader moves, you know what I mean when

964
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,479
Speaker 1: they throw them and they're do them behind their back

965
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: and all this stuff like yeah, this mother looked like

966
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: either that ain't ain't for real fighting. This ain't a

967
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,960
Speaker 1: real fighting. No. No, I'm talking about when they do that,

968
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,919
Speaker 1: throwing them up and that's why they call them nom Yeah.

969
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 1: And I do that to keep my range and shape

970
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 1: for golfing and everything. Golf. Yeah, I played golf all

971
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: the time. Really, wait, all the time. I play all

972
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: the time. I'm putting together that bro man is in

973
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: it so far, but I'm putting together huh crash bro man.

974
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,959
Speaker 1: But put me in a year because it was gonna

975
00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:47,719
Speaker 1: be for comedians. But what No, But I'm I'm it's

976
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 1: my thing. So I could say, you know what, we

977
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,839
Speaker 1: have a special guest. No, I'm a comment. But I'm

978
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 1: just not on the stage. One put them on let

979
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: let's let's let's put them on stage. Yeah, put them

980
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: on stage. And I'm sorry, I'm that good and and

981
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: and lift the lift the all and light his ass up. Man.

982
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: I bet I bet you they want to funk with me, Willie.

983
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 1: They started buoing, I'm a tanna ass up, yount rank,

984
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 1: I'm good that ship different ranking is different from black.

985
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: Don't boom like expert talking that ship like dil do. Yeah,

986
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: you know he's good. He's the best I've ever seen.

987
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: He's not seen a lot of the greats and him, him,

988
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: and you know, go go go go. I watched Dave

989
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 1: Chappelle man and I loved his I love the way

990
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: he takes you down through there and he makes it

991
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 1: full circle back to where he started. He ends his

992
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: story and it's like, god damn, that was fucking brilliant.

993
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: I love comics that you know that. I love comics,

994
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, Like I love comics that make

995
00:51:55,000 --> 00:52:00,880
Speaker 1: you laugh like a motherfucker. But when Gallagher, No, not Gallagher,

996
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 1: but when uh Carlin, Carl George George George George Carlin,

997
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: when he said that, man, when he said that, uh

998
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 1: he said that seventy eleven is open twenty four hours.

999
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 1: It has a fucking lock on the door. You know.

1000
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: George Carlin was like, funny, ask comics man, But if

1001
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 1: you can tell the story man, like like Adief, he

1002
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 1: told his story about his his his uh, his aunt

1003
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,479
Speaker 1: with the fucking mustards and his daddy would get drunk

1004
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 1: at the biblecues like my house. You know what it is? Really,

1005
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: you know, that's the first time that I did comedy

1006
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,200
Speaker 1: because we were in the north side. My dad had

1007
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: an argument on the north side, on the north well

1008
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: on Cavalcade forty five in the north side. We was

1009
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: on the north side. My dad of fight with it.

1010
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: Come on, man, we're going to Devin Harvard. So we

1011
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: walked to thever Harbor from yeah, huh no, no, we

1012
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 1: walked because we have a car. So when we thought it,

1013
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 1: like dad, what happened? Man, come on, man, we're gonna

1014
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 1: make it. And we made it. And then Delirious came on.

1015
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: Uncle fed us you know this and that, and then

1016
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,280
Speaker 1: Delirious came on. And my uncle doesn't really watch comedy,

1017
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: and you know, Delirious starts out kind of hard by

1018
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: sucking this is that. So we got one female cousin

1019
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: and the family. She's you know, that's his daughter. So

1020
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,919
Speaker 1: when he started talking nasty, she got up and left,

1021
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: and we thought he was gonna change it. And but

1022
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 1: that's when you had to get up the cable box

1023
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: that it was brown top like that, will you had

1024
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:40,479
Speaker 1: k win you out a little, so so he didn't,

1025
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: he didn't, He didn't change it. So he started watching

1026
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,280
Speaker 1: the next joke, and then it just got funnier and funnier.

1027
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,600
Speaker 1: And I never seen my day was me and my brother,

1028
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:53,800
Speaker 1: my dad and mom just laughing, just laughing at the stuff.

1029
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: And and me, I'm looking at a black dude on

1030
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 1: stage talking about Elvis and and make it it funny

1031
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 1: and may get white people laughing and talking about Mexican

1032
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 1: Ricky Ricardo. Yeah, Ricky cursed the bitch out, and oh

1033
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 1: my god, to me, that was just well on I

1034
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 1: TN on this side of the freeway, which would be

1035
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 1: the south side, had cable, the other side didn't. So

1036
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:20,240
Speaker 1: I went the next day and I recited that almost

1037
00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,320
Speaker 1: at host said in my cousin's garage and from the

1038
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 1: fourteen kids, and you were you already spoke in and

1039
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: called out fourteen fifteen, and and my brother goes, how

1040
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: did you remember all that? I'm like, wow, I don't know,

1041
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,839
Speaker 1: I don't know. And then comedy never entered my mind.

1042
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a cop. I wanted to be

1043
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: a detective. That's what I really wanted to be. And

1044
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,800
Speaker 1: then R the security and I saw how bad it

1045
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,439
Speaker 1: was and how crazy it was, and I I didn't

1046
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 1: want to hurt nobody the more like, I didn't want

1047
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,919
Speaker 1: to fight no more. I was like, I got good

1048
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: Willie like And these guys were drunk a lot of times,

1049
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 1: but at one This is what I'm trying to figure out.

1050
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: I'm trying to just pinpoint at wood point, did the

1051
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: comedy bus strike you? And you said I want to

1052
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: be a comedian? At what point? And what was going

1053
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: on in your life? What were you doing comedic wise?

1054
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: And you want to you you hear a crazy story

1055
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 1: with me. Okay, I'll tell you what happened. Bro We Uh,

1056
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: I got, I got we were poor and I was

1057
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: working the security all that stuff, and then uh they

1058
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 1: cut they cut our lights off, the water off. My

1059
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: cousin shows up with a fucking with a car and says,

1060
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 1: they put it in there and I'll give you five bucks.

1061
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: We'll pick it up tomorrow. It was a stolen car.

1062
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 1: We thought it was a miracle. We thought it was guy.

1063
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 1: I mean, we that's how like, oh, man, ain't god.

1064
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: We paid our lives. We paid We even went the Blockbuster,

1065
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 1: rented a movie, and we bought groceries and everything. Then

1066
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: then what do you call it? Then I my neighbor

1067
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: called crime stoppers on me. Okay, my neighbor. They gave

1068
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,200
Speaker 1: him eighty bucks. He reported me and they took me

1069
00:55:56,239 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 1: to jail. They came and picked up the car and

1070
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 1: he tried to give my ex wife and it was

1071
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 1: eight but I'm sorry. I told was my phone. So

1072
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:07,680
Speaker 1: when I came back, I lost my job as security.

1073
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 1: They were going to take my license away because I

1074
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 1: was you know, that was a felony. So, I mean

1075
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,359
Speaker 1: we we we were arguing. The kids are crying, no water,

1076
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 1: no guys or nothing again. So I go to the garage.

1077
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 1: It starts getting windy and I'm just chilling the garage.

1078
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm kind of crying and out of you know means

1079
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 1: a little roach for down, a little a little have

1080
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: a joint. And I back there next to body Nickel

1081
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: one knew all my ship was, so I don't know

1082
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: what this popped out was like, oh wow, man, so

1083
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 1: it's getting cloud he's getting windy. I'm on the floor, man,

1084
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 1: right there all right there by a lower copy and

1085
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 1: what it's called Fernap where the churches on Jensen the

1086
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: next block over. So now I'm in the garage and

1087
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm I'm spoken, and I'm happy. It's getting windy cloudy.

1088
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:55,800
Speaker 1: Remember the green sheet. The green sheet flew yours, it

1089
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 1: fell it just landing right in front of me, and

1090
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 1: a page is turned and I'm looking and said, be

1091
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: a comedian, be a star. Amateur comedians wanted open mic night.

1092
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: So I started thinking about it, and like, so I'm

1093
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm in his roll game. So I'm like, talk about

1094
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,759
Speaker 1: you would And I thought about some stuff like in

1095
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,240
Speaker 1: ten minutes, and I went inside and I told him.

1096
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 1: My wife at the time said, hey, baby, went I'm

1097
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna pond the gun. Yes, I'm upon the

1098
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,320
Speaker 1: gun and I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna go.

1099
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: And I went to the last stop and I did

1100
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 1: the open mic the gun upon the gun, and then

1101
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: I bought my shirt, I got a babysitter, got a ride,

1102
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: and then I went on stage and and and and

1103
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,000
Speaker 1: killed it. But but it was it was it was

1104
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: a bullshit said because I had Span Dix and I

1105
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,440
Speaker 1: put like a big old dig. It was just I

1106
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: always trying to make people laughing. Crowd went crazy. The

1107
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: crowd went crazy, and they said come back next week.

1108
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay. And then I saw the flood people

1109
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 1: on the news. They get flooded. They get flooded every year,

1110
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: and they never you know what, I'm gonna talk about

1111
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: that And how couldn't people get flooded? Y'all seen the

1112
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: flood people. They get flooded every year, but they never moved,

1113
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 1: the same people, the same reporters. And what are you

1114
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 1: gonna do this year? Oh, we're gonna stick around there

1115
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: to drive you up. It gets flooded every goddamn year.

1116
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 1: You know, look the kids are chasing the house, you know,

1117
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: I mean the whole thing. It's many white people make

1118
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 1: like the they were chasing the house. Anchor it down, boy,

1119
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: anchor it down right there. And then I said they

1120
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: that's a miscuit. What are you gonna do? Like funk,

1121
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: We're gonna move, bitch, you'll see all the fucking water.

1122
00:58:31,080 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 1: You well, you think I flipp her or what like? Oh,

1123
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 1: oh I get it. I'm gonna web background's almost stay right,

1124
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 1: I wand you under stay and I would I would

1125
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,479
Speaker 1: take it there. I would I would say that word

1126
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: and it was funny and people loved it. So then

1127
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 1: I came back the third time and then another set,

1128
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,520
Speaker 1: and then the guy at the door stopped me and

1129
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 1: he's like, hey, how long have you been doing comedy?

1130
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, uh, three weeks. You don't know how long

1131
00:58:55,440 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: have you been doing comedy? I'm like three twenty one days.

1132
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 1: And he's like, how many times have you been on stage?

1133
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 1: I'm like three times. He's like, you can't write five

1134
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: minutes every week like that. I'm like, I'm supposed to

1135
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 1: write this ship down, like I didn't even know that

1136
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: I write it down. I'm sorry because I saw everybody

1137
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: had notes and I never had notes. And he's like,

1138
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: you know what, why don't you host next week? I'm

1139
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,320
Speaker 1: like what, yeah, like you want me to host it?

1140
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 1: I want you to host it? And it's twenty comedians

1141
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: that's what Ralphie May and Caroline Oh my god. So

1142
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 1: I got to host it. So I would do a

1143
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: joke in between every comic. I would just do one

1144
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,919
Speaker 1: little thirty taking joga one whatever. Oh my god, dude.

1145
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: And it was graty because I didn't know the game

1146
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 1: at all. This is my fourth time on stage, and

1147
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 1: there's professional comedians to go in to work on their

1148
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: new material. They get the bump people. So I'm bringing up.

1149
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 1: Everybody's like this, okay, this next fucker he's on, so

1150
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: us do give it up. And then they were laughing okay,

1151
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 1: and this next fucker he's also like, hey man, they

1152
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 1: don't don't call me sucker. I'm like, okay, my name

1153
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: is Brian, Dude, I've been doing kind of like okay,

1154
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 1: this next fucker's Brian. Yeah, okay. And then and this

1155
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 1: other guy pulled me to the side. He goes, I've

1156
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 1: been doing comedy for fifteen years. I'm a professional comedian.

1157
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 1: I've been on TV. And isn't that whatever He goes,

1158
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: you will not bring me up as fucker. I'm next.

1159
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: You get my TV credits and this and that whatever.

1160
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay. He goes, look at me. He goes,

1161
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: you understand me. I'm like yeah, but I was working

1162
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 1: in canteen. I was saying beer Johnson all night. So

1163
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 1: I went on saying, Okay, this next fucker, we got

1164
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: another one. He's a professional, he's been on TV. You

1165
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:43,280
Speaker 1: better giving my credits and he's been on some show

1166
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: that I didn't even heard of. So I ain't gonna lie.

1167
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make up no ship. And you know what

1168
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 1: I mean. I don't want to whoop you ass bro,

1169
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 1: you want to let you know. But this next fucker

1170
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:59,080
Speaker 1: he's here, Yeah, come on, oh my god, dude. And

1171
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:03,960
Speaker 1: then he night, well, no, man, because they knew right

1172
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 1: away they that's what I was talking, you know, I mean, hood,

1173
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,760
Speaker 1: get old, whatever I was, let me comes, love me,

1174
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: and and they saw that, like oh and by then

1175
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 1: you had them hands. Let me ask you a question.

1176
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: So when when, like, how do you feel about um uh,

1177
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: that that thin margin between comics taking it too far?

1178
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:32,120
Speaker 1: And and and and the sensitivity of of of you

1179
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,640
Speaker 1: know people, you know what I mean? Man, is it

1180
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 1: a line that that's drawing? Like, man, you can't say

1181
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 1: that shit about No, I think you gotta be that line.

1182
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 1: You create your own line, because there's stuff that that

1183
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 1: comedy though, no, no, it is, but there's stuff like

1184
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,240
Speaker 1: that I won't touch on because there's some stuff that's

1185
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: funny and then there's some stuff that'll just make you

1186
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,959
Speaker 1: mad and make you go or whatever. So I wanted

1187
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 1: to be funny so I didn't. I didn't. I never

1188
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: like like litok, Corey Hokem. Corey Holkem says some ship

1189
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: on stage that I will never say, but funny makes

1190
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 1: me laugh so hard. Oh my god. Huh, but you

1191
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,520
Speaker 1: can't wait for if we ever have Corey Hokem on

1192
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: the get we go, we got, we got, we got

1193
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: it man. And Corey is so cool. He's a bad mother.

1194
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: Corey at just joking came up to me and he goes,

1195
01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: you were headliner. You I posted it one time. He

1196
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 1: gave me a shout out on shiit. Corey Holker gave

1197
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 1: me a shout out man. He goes the funniest masking

1198
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 1: I've ever seen it from Houston, Texas, the funniest masking there.

1199
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: Say who he goes, But he's a motherfucking gangster, you

1200
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: know what? And yeah and then and then face. So

1201
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 1: what's his name? He said, uh, oh you talk about

1202
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 1: wan yeah man, and get my fuck. He used to

1203
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:00,240
Speaker 1: go up and room, get a room and just a

1204
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 1: rock that goes, man, That motherfucker's funny. I used to

1205
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 1: look at him and be like, I don't know why

1206
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,600
Speaker 1: the world don't know about him? And you know, I

1207
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 1: mean but Corey didn't know. Like they offered me as

1208
01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 1: soon as I went to l A Jay Leno. All

1209
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 1: the fuckers wanted me. They all wanted me, but I

1210
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 1: didn't want to. I'm like, hey, man, i've been doing

1211
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 1: comedy a little bit. I'm not you know what, I

1212
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:21,560
Speaker 1: almost didn't almost quit comedy because I thought I needed

1213
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 1: a g D. Somebody goes, yeah, you're not gonna do colleges.

1214
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: What college did you go to. I'm like, I didn't graduate, bro,

1215
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my g D. I'm gonna get

1216
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: He goes, you don't even have a g D. So

1217
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,640
Speaker 1: I'm like and I'm like, yeah, you know what, I

1218
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do this. This ain't for me, Like this

1219
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 1: ain't my like fun that like, yeah, they're gonna ask

1220
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 1: you my com Yeah, they're gonna start asking questions and

1221
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 1: stuff like no. And then some white guys stopped me

1222
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:50,160
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey, Richard prior and have a g D.

1223
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: I'm like what he was Richard prior to g D?

1224
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:57,280
Speaker 1: He goes, they're scared of you. Fuck them. Oh, I'm

1225
01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:00,800
Speaker 1: like what. He goes, they're scared of you? Scared to me? What? Like?

1226
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 1: What am I I'm not gonna do nothing to them,

1227
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:07,560
Speaker 1: Like you're funny, you have what they don't have. You're

1228
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:10,920
Speaker 1: fucking hosting already. You're doing fucking feature spots on the

1229
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 1: weekends for celebrities, Like, yeah, that's them. That's got That's

1230
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 1: almost unheard of to be only doing comedy for three

1231
01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:26,280
Speaker 1: weeks and then host anywhere, to host anywhere, but at

1232
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 1: the last stop where the best comedy, the best comics

1233
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 1: any in any city. Yeah, that's where the best comics go.

1234
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: They're gonna they're going to their priv and they're going

1235
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 1: to laugh stop. They're going to Carolina. Do you think

1236
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 1: I felt when the auditioned for BT and I was

1237
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:42,080
Speaker 1: the only one that got picked, you know what I mean.

1238
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:44,720
Speaker 1: So I'm at the hip hop and Rashaun said they

1239
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:48,520
Speaker 1: you can do be team. I'm like, what you're gonna do? Bet?

1240
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,880
Speaker 1: They want you? Damn how you serious? And and nobody

1241
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,439
Speaker 1: else made it. They made it later on, But because

1242
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,560
Speaker 1: I was Mexican, I think they just wanted that flavor.

1243
01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 1: But do you ever have any regrets about not taking

1244
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: on some of those gigs and making that big leap

1245
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:07,240
Speaker 1: to l A When my mom was at that facility.

1246
01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 1: That's what I think. Like, man, I wonder if if

1247
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: I would have did that, I would have more money,

1248
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 1: but then I wouldn't have been able to take care

1249
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:18,600
Speaker 1: of my mom, like like my would have probably been

1250
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:21,840
Speaker 1: a greater regret, like even not going out there because

1251
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:25,680
Speaker 1: my rich friends paid. Yeah, my my, my rich friends.

1252
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,520
Speaker 1: Mama's got to mention. I don't know what to do,

1253
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: and so like, well, yeah, I don't know, but your

1254
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 1: your bills are paid. I'm I'm taking care of my mom.

1255
01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm bathing my mom. Mom. And you don't take care

1256
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 1: of your mom. You got nurses, you gotta assisting, you

1257
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: got all that stuff. I'm taking care of my mom.

1258
01:05:41,560 --> 01:05:48,920
Speaker 1: Like I'm the one that's doing this. Yeah, five to

1259
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 1: take care man. Yeah, and I still get chances like

1260
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 1: like you have no idea, don't want to your crazy story,

1261
01:05:56,080 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: probably want to Look, I'm the one. Look that's Chris

1262
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 1: l A. This dude trying to do some crazy big

1263
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 1: torts for me too. I'm the one that got bumped

1264
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 1: by Roseanne. Nobody knows that I got bumped by Roseanne.

1265
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 1: This dude saw his wife saw me on the computer.

1266
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 1: His name was Gary Bernstein, and he's like, dude, he

1267
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: messaged me found me because like I can put you

1268
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 1: on Netflix. I can, like I know all these people

1269
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:24,440
Speaker 1: ABC a TV show and I'm like for real. So

1270
01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:27,160
Speaker 1: he flew me to l A. He was gonna introduce

1271
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,680
Speaker 1: me to jam d Brown. I'm like, are you serious? Yeah,

1272
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,640
Speaker 1: like you know me and JB working together for years, right,

1273
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:37,320
Speaker 1: Like he was really like, yeah, they all know me.

1274
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:40,920
Speaker 1: Let Chris Rock walk by me or Eddie, let somebody

1275
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 1: walk by me, Dave Chappelle and and watch us. Ay

1276
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 1: it's a fucker like that's all. That's all I was

1277
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:49,360
Speaker 1: doing for Chris Rod. What's the fucker? Like? They love

1278
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,560
Speaker 1: me man because I was funny and I was cool,

1279
01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:53,320
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't I wouldn't, you know, getting in their

1280
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 1: ship or or trying to act cocky or nothing. I

1281
01:06:55,840 --> 01:06:58,360
Speaker 1: was having fun and they saw that I was watching comedy.

1282
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,720
Speaker 1: I would sit there, man, watch comedy for hours, five

1283
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,800
Speaker 1: six hours. Man, just and is that how you got

1284
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 1: so good? I loved it, man, I think so not

1285
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 1: not not not like not like like okay, let me

1286
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:12,400
Speaker 1: just use me as an example as an artist. Okay,

1287
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:18,280
Speaker 1: Like I got good because I listened to different artists.

1288
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 1: I listened to different producers I listened to different singers

1289
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,120
Speaker 1: and rappers. That's how I got so good. So can

1290
01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,000
Speaker 1: you can you say the same. That's how you got

1291
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,600
Speaker 1: so good. You listen to different you listen to all

1292
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:33,200
Speaker 1: different types of comics, like I listened to all different

1293
01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: types of music. Yeah, that's fun, man. It is when

1294
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:41,960
Speaker 1: here's somebody when you can actually read somebody else's canvas. Yeah,

1295
01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because you know, before I

1296
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,960
Speaker 1: left to the army, it was seven nine the Rock

1297
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:51,920
Speaker 1: or ninety seven nine Rock Rocks, Rocks in the morning

1298
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:56,760
Speaker 1: and then one oh one everybody was listening to that stuff.

1299
01:07:57,120 --> 01:08:00,040
Speaker 1: And when I went and I took basic training in

1300
01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,960
Speaker 1: South Carolina, I heard Whodini for the first that the

1301
01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,000
Speaker 1: feast come out of that night and five minutes of

1302
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 1: funk this they like, oh and they never be here

1303
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,479
Speaker 1: the cassette. And the next day I knew all the words,

1304
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 1: all the song friends, how many I knew all of them?

1305
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,440
Speaker 1: Dud like, like this is a badage. I came to

1306
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 1: Houston and trying to loot them here. Who DENI didn't know?

1307
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:19,960
Speaker 1: Who the what the funk that was? Who who DENI was?

1308
01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:22,479
Speaker 1: Or they were just Jammie rock and roll dude, we

1309
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 1: knew who? Yeah, yeah, I saw him in After World.

1310
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:29,720
Speaker 1: I did too. I was there, bro, man, no ship

1311
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: I was. I was eighteen years old. Man, No ship

1312
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:36,280
Speaker 1: was yep. And then what do you call it? Uh

1313
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:39,840
Speaker 1: and turbo and uh yeah they showed up and then

1314
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,720
Speaker 1: at the at the end came out with that big

1315
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well what was it like working with

1316
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: Sage with the entertainment and Paul rod Riquez and and

1317
01:08:49,439 --> 01:08:53,920
Speaker 1: who who's been your favorite guy to work with? Favorite comedian? Man,

1318
01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm so lucky Willie Cass d L d L. Tree's

1319
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 1: being really really good, you know. I mean like I

1320
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 1: had to call the they were at me and you

1321
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,040
Speaker 1: had to come down. Said, he gets security and everything.

1322
01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:06,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I bothered you. He didn't bother me. I'm like,

1323
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:08,880
Speaker 1: yeah I did. Man. He goes, okay, you did a

1324
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,920
Speaker 1: little bit. That's that time. That's when you will did

1325
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 1: rad Remember the NRG. I was supposed to be on

1326
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:18,599
Speaker 1: that tour. Willie like Dill wanted me in that Black

1327
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:20,200
Speaker 1: and Brown toy. It was called Black and Brown Tour

1328
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:22,120
Speaker 1: for a reason, and he had he goes, hey one

1329
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:23,600
Speaker 1: you wanted to he had. I did a show with

1330
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 1: him and artist in San Antonio. And then he goes,

1331
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:27,640
Speaker 1: he goes, he wanted you want to do it too,

1332
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:29,960
Speaker 1: you want to host it. I'm like, are you serious?

1333
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 1: Like that's what my dad was going to say, Like man,

1334
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:35,479
Speaker 1: I really need this d He goes, it's me. It's

1335
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:38,519
Speaker 1: gonna be Sedre Charlie Murphy and that's what my dude,

1336
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,880
Speaker 1: Mike Gig goes, Man, those are my dudes. Man, like,

1337
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: let's dude. Man. He goes to George Lopez. I was like,

1338
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 1: oh man, and he was like, you gotta sig. He's like, what, well,

1339
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:51,040
Speaker 1: you don't like George Lopez? Like, man, I love George Lopez,

1340
01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:54,680
Speaker 1: but he don't work with Mexicans. Huh, he don't work

1341
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 1: with Latinos. If you put him on the show, there's

1342
01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 1: not gonna be another Latino on the show. No, no,

1343
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:02,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talking to him like okay, man. And then

1344
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:04,680
Speaker 1: Monday he calls me. DL calls me and said, hey,

1345
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:07,720
Speaker 1: want you were right? Man? Uh yeah, George, yeah he did.

1346
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 1: He said he wants to be the only Brown, don't

1347
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,280
Speaker 1: you Brown's show. I'm like, man, that's cool, dude, Like

1348
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,400
Speaker 1: You're like, man, I don't even know how I feel

1349
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 1: about that, Like, that's that's the game. George don't o

1350
01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:21,640
Speaker 1: me ship. He don't owe me nothing. It's kind of fun. Up.

1351
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,679
Speaker 1: He's hurting me a little bit, but like he don't

1352
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 1: owe me nothing. Nobody owes you nothing in this game.

1353
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:29,000
Speaker 1: I owe George Lopez everything because he opened up a

1354
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 1: lot of doors and talk shows and he had prints

1355
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:32,920
Speaker 1: on there that sucked me up, you know what I mean?

1356
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:35,320
Speaker 1: So I I respect George Lopez and he did a

1357
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:38,040
Speaker 1: lot of ship for us, but he don't know me nothing.

1358
01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 1: But to take that away from me because that would

1359
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:42,600
Speaker 1: have changed my life a little bit, because you know

1360
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:45,080
Speaker 1: they did it for three years. Do you that that

1361
01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:48,080
Speaker 1: tour was for three years? Man? So that that would

1362
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 1: have that was that would have changed. But then I

1363
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't be here probably with you guys. So I'm not.

1364
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:56,400
Speaker 1: I'm happy Willie Like people think my hade you know

1365
01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:57,920
Speaker 1: how happy in him? My buddy goes. How happy are

1366
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 1: you right now? I'm like, you know how happy I'm

1367
01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:00,960
Speaker 1: do you don't? My wife helps me a whole lot

1368
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:04,080
Speaker 1: going through my ship. I got an X that text

1369
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:07,000
Speaker 1: me every now and then I'll be okay, I miss

1370
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:09,120
Speaker 1: you and I haven't seen this in twenty years. And

1371
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:12,360
Speaker 1: and then my my wife, you know, she's not jealous,

1372
01:11:12,479 --> 01:11:14,840
Speaker 1: but every now and then, like she y'all talking, does

1373
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 1: she She's like, oh my god, just missed you. Like

1374
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,320
Speaker 1: she'll send me a message like that, like I just

1375
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,840
Speaker 1: missed you. You were just here and I haven't seen

1376
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:23,160
Speaker 1: this girl like in twenty years. So my wife she

1377
01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:27,080
Speaker 1: goes just you know, a few days ago, she's like, oh, well,

1378
01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:30,680
Speaker 1: what's your name't texts your message? O, Frillian, I'm blocked her.

1379
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:34,519
Speaker 1: I'm like okay, and my buddy is looking at me

1380
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:38,960
Speaker 1: like she got a phone. I don't. That's my wife. Yeah,

1381
01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:44,120
Speaker 1: she blocks people you live are black people. I'm like,

1382
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 1: well that's the ex is trying to start ship. Yeah

1383
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:50,080
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need that in my life. Like, yes, bro,

1384
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 1: that that's my partner. My wife is like I got

1385
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 1: two phones and she helps me because I missed messages

1386
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:58,000
Speaker 1: and we like, I'm I'm lucky right now. Like I'm

1387
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,200
Speaker 1: like we're a team and and it's cool and it's

1388
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,240
Speaker 1: like I'm happy right now. My family is happy. My

1389
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:07,160
Speaker 1: kids are happy, like yeah, my friends are. I mean,

1390
01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:10,320
Speaker 1: like I'm happy. Bro, I got a badass apartment. You

1391
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,920
Speaker 1: know I lost that tour at one point two meal,

1392
01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:17,040
Speaker 1: I got depositive. Though I lost everything. You re put

1393
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 1: my car upon my golf club. That dude money back, Yeah,

1394
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:24,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get it. Oh my god, ain't giving that

1395
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:27,760
Speaker 1: money back. And look it, don't send me no money

1396
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:30,360
Speaker 1: unless you have I'm gonna see you care. Don't send

1397
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:34,080
Speaker 1: me no money right now because I ain't giving no

1398
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:39,000
Speaker 1: money back. But I ain't giving that. I'm not giving

1399
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:41,080
Speaker 1: that money back. Man, money too hard to come back.

1400
01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 1: I'm not giving that money. So I didn't make the

1401
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:45,840
Speaker 1: other half. And I had to get that half it

1402
01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,439
Speaker 1: in my mind then I couldn't work. So it was

1403
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:52,040
Speaker 1: like Dad, I mean I humbled my ask your cash

1404
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:54,680
Speaker 1: that with. You got the half, you got half of

1405
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:57,479
Speaker 1: the Uh no, no, I got about I got like

1406
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:02,280
Speaker 1: two fifty. I got like two fift triping the dollar s.

1407
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:03,960
Speaker 1: I'm kind of willy with that one. But what's your

1408
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:08,080
Speaker 1: cash at Willie? It's the only huanbi not true? Man,

1409
01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:12,760
Speaker 1: Well you give me a care for what I was

1410
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:15,280
Speaker 1: trying to send you some money, see me some goddamn money.

1411
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:19,800
Speaker 1: Try to send me a dollar on't light. Look, I

1412
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:21,880
Speaker 1: was gonnae if you gonna back Willie D Live or

1413
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:25,439
Speaker 1: everything or everything I live, Willly D Live. All right,

1414
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:28,880
Speaker 1: send that money. Well, what's the what's the what's the news?

1415
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:30,960
Speaker 1: Shockers for? He was trying to show me that he

1416
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:34,320
Speaker 1: knew coming food? Oh bullshit? Why you was trying to

1417
01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,920
Speaker 1: show me? Don't know how to do them? And let

1418
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:40,760
Speaker 1: me see you don't get in the way though, and

1419
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:42,120
Speaker 1: they haven't done that. Ship in you and I hit

1420
01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 1: myself in the ball to last time. Don't come back here?

1421
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:53,600
Speaker 1: Well you can, Oh no, no, no, he need to

1422
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:56,080
Speaker 1: just the camera so we can see it. We need

1423
01:13:56,120 --> 01:13:59,519
Speaker 1: to show the people. Come on, come on, come on

1424
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:02,800
Speaker 1: and let me see. I'm going to get out of here. Fucker, man,

1425
01:14:03,439 --> 01:14:05,040
Speaker 1: let me see. Let me see you with the thing,

1426
01:14:05,120 --> 01:14:06,840
Speaker 1: watch them mother, come a little hit me in my head,

1427
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 1: let me let me go out here. There's a uh

1428
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:14,760
Speaker 1: this camera. Okay, you're ready. Hey, don't you hit me

1429
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:24,880
Speaker 1: with those chuck fucker right there. I won't. I can't, man,

1430
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:26,800
Speaker 1: I can't even hear myself. And I wanted to bro

1431
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,680
Speaker 1: like I couldn't, like give me like there's so much

1432
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:33,920
Speaker 1: you can do, like no, but that's not a fighting move,

1433
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:37,559
Speaker 1: like all my all my moves are combative, like when

1434
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,560
Speaker 1: is to fight, it was like this or like this,

1435
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:42,600
Speaker 1: like like yeah, I dare you to fight me with

1436
01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,800
Speaker 1: noon chucker and you do this ship and go and

1437
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 1: wait for their motherucker's and comes down. I'll be like

1438
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:50,640
Speaker 1: like maybe, but I hit myself in the ball with

1439
01:14:50,680 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 1: some chuck. I never had fish noon chuck cause I

1440
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:59,800
Speaker 1: had to use broomstick in my handles with which cha

1441
01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:02,960
Speaker 1: and nails. When they was doing that ship, he would

1442
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:07,960
Speaker 1: and when he stopped with like yeah in the first man,

1443
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:11,439
Speaker 1: I know all his movies, every every like. Look, that's

1444
01:15:11,439 --> 01:15:13,640
Speaker 1: why I worked out thee muscles because I saw all

1445
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:18,439
Speaker 1: these trains. As a matter of fact, I mean I

1446
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:21,960
Speaker 1: met a guy in Seattle and he owned a club

1447
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:26,280
Speaker 1: and he was playing poors. That's pot? Huh is that pot?

1448
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:31,040
Speaker 1: I smell, no, you ain't got no. We know I

1449
01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:34,360
Speaker 1: got this. What is that my vate? Man? You know

1450
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:38,680
Speaker 1: I'll be busting my kids many damn police with that ship. Man,

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Speaker 1: I smell you got the big one up. I need

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Speaker 1: to get that thing. We appreciate you coming on the show.

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Speaker 1: You're bad, but I still got more chances now that

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Speaker 1: you know. My mom is resting now I'm ready to

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Speaker 1: go now. It's like I got my team, I got

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Speaker 1: my family, Like now I'm ready to go to get it.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I em gonna tell you why you're

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Speaker 1: gonna get it. Beside the fact that you're talented, you've

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Speaker 1: been solid and solid is very very rare, and it's appreciated.

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Speaker 1: Somebody out there. They're gonna give you a shot, bro,

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Speaker 1: because they're gonna appreciate it. You didn't burn no bridges,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. You stayed tintoes down and

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Speaker 1: you were solid and you're gonna be rewarded for that.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for coming on one one very real family.

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Speaker 1: This episode was produced by a King and brought to

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Speaker 1: you by the Black Effect Podcast Network at Heart Radio