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Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who the other night took

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Speaker 1: her dog outside of her apartment.

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Speaker 2: To use the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Sure enough, she forgot to bring a doggie bag with her,

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Speaker 1: so dog went number two and she just left.

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Speaker 2: She did.

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Speaker 1: She came back the next morning and it was gone.

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Speaker 1: She told her brother she's worried because other people in

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Speaker 1: the building have been fined for stuff.

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Speaker 2: Like this before.

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Speaker 1: Luckily, her brother snitched to us, and we have a

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Speaker 1: creative way of getting her to admit it. In your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right now, it's a hello, Hey, I think

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Speaker 1: I live in the apartment next door to yours. Okay, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I got your number from our landlord because you have

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Speaker 1: a dog, right.

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Speaker 3: Who wants to know, like, what is this about?

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Speaker 1: Well, the other night a person came by with their

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Speaker 1: dog and it went number two on the public lawn

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Speaker 1: where the signs say don't let your dog go to

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Speaker 1: the bathroom here.

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying about.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm familiar with the sign, yeah, and I

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Speaker 3: know what that's not allowed for sure?

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, according to the footage, the dog looks like a

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Speaker 1: Chihuahua kind of a mix there.

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Speaker 3: I mean, there's a few tu wahas on the property.

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Speaker 3: So what are you suggesting?

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Speaker 1: Well, I showed it to other people too, and they

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Speaker 1: said the dog looks like yours.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't really like being called and just

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Speaker 3: accused of not picking up my dog. It's like that's

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Speaker 3: a big accusation.

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Speaker 1: And sure, I hear you not answering the question. We

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Speaker 1: could just get back to that was that your dog?

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Speaker 3: I mean, until I see the video, I'm not going

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Speaker 3: to say that it was my dog or not, because I.

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Speaker 1: Know, like if it wasn't your dog, you would probably

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Speaker 1: just say no, that wasn't my dog.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm pretty sure I said that. I'm not

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Speaker 3: gonna now.

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Speaker 1: You gave me like a very long, long winded explanation

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Speaker 1: for why you weren't willing to commit yes or no

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Speaker 1: until you see the footage.

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Speaker 2: And I mean that's a lot, right.

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Speaker 3: Are we done with this conversation?

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Speaker 1: Well, I guess almost. I mean, let me just tell

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Speaker 1: you this. I do have a friend of mine who

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Speaker 1: works over at turd Track.

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Speaker 2: Where turd Track.

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Speaker 1: It's a database that matches pet's poop to the animal that.

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Speaker 2: It came from. I stop it. I'm serious. It's a

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Speaker 2: real thing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So look, no big deal, you know, I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna pop by your place a little bit later and

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Speaker 1: have your dog poop into a bowl for me.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna what kind of a mean? I just goes

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Speaker 3: to somebody's house and picks up their dogs poop.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing it for me. It's for turd track.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how else am I going to get his

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Speaker 1: digestive footprint for forensic analysis?

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Speaker 3: This is out of absolutely not okay.

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Speaker 2: So you're saying no to turd.

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Speaker 3: Track, that's right, absolutely not no.

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Speaker 2: To pooping in a bowl, No.

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Speaker 3: To pooping in a exactly what I said. Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Fine, Well, honestly, it's too bad. It is too bad.

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Speaker 3: It's too bad that you've wasted all of my time

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Speaker 3: right now.

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Speaker 2: No, that's not what I ellen. That's not what I meant.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's too bad because the excrement that I

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Speaker 1: found on the lawn is actually top quality. What and

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Speaker 1: I was hoping to make your dog an offer if

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Speaker 1: it did.

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Speaker 2: Belong to him.

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Speaker 3: What is going? What? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My god?

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Speaker 2: Ill to tell you.

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Speaker 1: I partner with a company, it's called Eco Gold Fertilizer,

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Speaker 1: and we look all over the place for the top

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Speaker 1: quality excrement and that night, the droppings that were left

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Speaker 1: on the lawn. It was like pristine chef's kiss quality stuff.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: I thought you were calling because I was in trouble

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Speaker 3: and I like to see the footage of my dog

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Speaker 3: because it could be my dog.

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Speaker 2: What kind of ah? Oh, now it might be your dog.

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Speaker 3: You're saying, my dog's fool could be worth an lout

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Speaker 3: of money and my dog is in excellent shape. Oh

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Speaker 3: it's so what like, what's the offer?

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Speaker 1: I can't give you like an official number at this

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Speaker 1: point because we haven't had a match yet.

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Speaker 2: We'd have to go back to turn track.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Then with the turn track, if it did come back

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Speaker 1: as a match for your dog, you could be making

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Speaker 1: upwards of ten grand a month.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: All right, listen, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 3: What let's just let's save the time. I thought I

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Speaker 3: was in trouble. It was me. It was me a

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Speaker 3: million percent. That is my dog. Nugget.

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Speaker 1: That is nugget, nugg Ou nuggets, Nuggets nugget.

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Speaker 3: Oh dude, it's perfect nuggets. I feel so bad. I

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Speaker 3: had I left my bags.

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Speaker 2: At home bars.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna pick it up, like I wasn't just

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Speaker 3: gonna leave it there like, but by the time I

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Speaker 3: went to pick it.

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Speaker 2: Up, it was gone.

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Speaker 3: They sign you here, you get in trouble.

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Speaker 2: That's a great story. Well put it on the back

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Speaker 2: of the bag.

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Speaker 3: Where do okay, where do I sign? How do we

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Speaker 3: get the how do we get this going to me?

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Speaker 1: So I already actually sent a copy of the contract

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Speaker 1: to your brother John.

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Speaker 2: Wait, he'll probably give that to you after we're done

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Speaker 2: doing this prank. Phone call on. Yes, Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: you're actually on the radio right now. My name is

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Speaker 2: jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. John sets

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Speaker 2: you up for a phone tap.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, listen, my head was sitting.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know if I was in drum.

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I'm gotta be rich.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait to pay off these credit cards.

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Speaker 1: So wait, if I stop by your apartment later, is

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Speaker 1: your dog good to go in a bowl?

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? For ten thousand dollars, you can

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Speaker 3: come over and he poop in a hat.

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Speaker 1: Wake Up.

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Speaker 2: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning