WEBVTT - Magically Vomicious…With A Bump! 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.000 Andrew. Yes, the Chiefs did it. Yeay cheeze. And this 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:05.280 is why the high v mahomes magic Crunch. I was 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:07.880 eating so much of it during the fourth quarter and 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:10.320 it worked. You were about to run on the field. 0:00:10.320 --> 0:00:11.960 They text you. I said, don't do it, Scott. Well, 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:14.360 congratulations to the Chiefs. Danielle, we're going. 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:20.200 Oh I didn't even know we were. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:23.920 Okay, let's just stop it. You're in a hurry. You're 0:00:23.920 --> 0:00:25.040 in a hurry, right, and I'm okay. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:26.400 I haven't ntil about twenty after. 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:29.120 Well, I was sitting around for half an hour because 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.760 you were editing something, so I'm sorry. 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.720 Oh no, it's okay. No worries. Hey, welcome to Serial Killer. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:39.839 It isn't worry. This is worry. It's episode eighty. Yay, 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:44.040 we're old. Well, I mean, actually, come to think of it. Oh, 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:47.120 first of all, I'm Scotty Bee. That's Danielle, there's Andrew. Hi, 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:49.520 and this is the podcast where we talk about cereal 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:55.040 and we think inside the box. Yes, yes, so seeing 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:59.000 as it's episode eighty, that reminded me of eighties television. 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:03.760 Oh great, And of course since Danielle is here so wonderful. Yeah, 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:05.440 I know, I just have to play. There's only one 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:08.600 big show that actually debuted in nineteen eighty comedy, you know, 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.920 because that's all we deal with his comedies here. So 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:13.720 Andrew was a comedy. Chips came out in nineteen seventy 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:16.039 seven and it wasn't a comedy. See I missed that 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:17.199 in episode seventy seven. 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:19.160 There were some funny moments, yes. 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:21.720 But it was just dumb. My favorite but dumb. Anyway, 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:26.360 So Andrew, do you know what show this is? 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:31.720 This is come on the facts of Life. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:42.880 No, there's no words to total. 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:42.840 Legal a long. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:44.119 It's not conna be anythings. 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:47.360 Were you born? 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.400 Does nineteen ninety one sound like it's in the eighties 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:50.560 to you? 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.080 Hello, Henry Muriel cosmic cow. 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:54.000 Here's a cow. 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:57.360 Yes, there's cosmic cow. Henry was a cartoonist for a newspaper. 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:02.640 What what it's a newspaper. I I never say this word, 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:09.040 but Bro, Jim J. Bullock was in it. Zaney Jim J. Bullock. 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:12.040 And so there's a cow and some Zaney guy. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:13.959 That you're he doesn't know who Jim J. Bullock is. 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:15.919 There's no idea. 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:18.600 And he spelled his name dumb too. He spelled it JM. 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.079 But it was still Jim. Yeah, yeah, that was you know, 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:22.760 it was too close for comfort. It was a show 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:26.240 in nineteen eighty show. It lasted six seasons and you've 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:27.320 never even heard of it before. 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:32.440 You need just like your own podcast appreciating eighties television. 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:34.200 Danielle and I are going to do that, and you 0:02:34.280 --> 0:02:36.800 and Danielle are going to do the Serial Remix podcast. 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:39.400 Yes, we've got so many podcasts. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.480 So many our own podcast network, all right, so you 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:44.880 know we have lots of wonderful listeners. Yeah, okay, I can't. 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:46.640 I don't know how to say this girl's name. How 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:48.679 do you say that? Oh my god, Andrew, how do 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:49.000 you say that? 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:49.480 Claire By? 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:50.880 Yeah, I would say Claireby, Claireby. 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:54.639 Okay, So Claireby was so happy when we did the 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.520 Serial school episode. Yeah that you got so sick from 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:59.880 it and you hated it so much that she got 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:02.760 it's a present and this box arrived yesterday. Hold on 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:04.640 while I go down to the cereal sack. 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:07.679 I hate this healthy cereal trend. It's bad for you. 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:12.400 Just get over it. Okay. So this company touts themselves 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:15.280 as the childlike cereal for adults. 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:17.720 Where is there an age limit on a cereal box. 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:21.399 This is Cereal School's competitor. You see these ads pop 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:25.320 up all over Facebook, Magic spoon. Oh okay, it's another 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:28.600 one of those Keto friendly here. Hold on, it's the 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:32.000 high protein Keto friendly, gluten free, grain free, soy free, 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:35.320 wheat free, nothing artificial, childlike cereal for grown ups. 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.800 Taste free maybe, yeah, taste free one hundred percent. 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:39.800 And there's four different varieties in this box. And I'm 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:42.760 pretty sure this this box costs like forty five dollars? 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:43.640 Are you kidding me? 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:46.560 She paid them where you are such a nice person. 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:50.280 So there's cocoa, there's blueberry. These things are so trippy. 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:52.880 There's frosted, and there's fruity. 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:55.560 Okay, trying today, We're gonna break. 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.960 Into all of them real quick. Yeah, let's just see 0:03:57.960 --> 0:03:59.200 how awful they all are. 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:01.760 Maybe they're good, Maybe they taste better than the other one. 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:03.120 Which one do you want to start with? I want 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:05.640 to start with Well, can you repeat the flavors? Yes, 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:09.680 there's blueberry, coco, fruity, and frosted. I think fruity you 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:13.560 want to go fruit. It is not even like fruity circles. 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:15.240 It's just called fruity, the. 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:17.520 Fruity loops, and from the pictures I've seen, they're like 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.479 very vibrant color. Oh, I think it needs a Scotty shake. 0:04:20.720 --> 0:04:22.680 Hold on, let me just Scotty shake it. 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.600 Scotty shit shake. 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:37.880 Shack shot shake it Cereal, Cereal, Scottie shirt sh. 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:42.520 Shake Cereal shake Cereal. 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:45.520 That's a song you wanted, right, Andrew? That was it? 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.640 How many times start to say it's the Harlem shake, 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:50.880 But this is a good alternative. Okay, do you have 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:51.840 a Harlem shake one? 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:52.120 Oh? 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.080 Well, I have to ask for it. I thought that's 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:56.440 what you want. You never asked for it. No, I 0:04:56.760 --> 0:04:59.960 just asked for shake song for a shake. Oh my god. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:01.839 Look at the size of this box. Yes, look at 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:02.600 the size of this bag. 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:06.520 Very pretty. 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:09.280 Yeah, this reminds me of Pink Panther Cereal that was 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:11.000 around in the seven Does you remember that, Andrew? 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:13.919 I wasn't alive, but I know who the pink Panther 0:05:14.240 --> 0:05:15.640 is to remember. 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.640 A Cereal when he wasn't even in his mother's wound. 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:19.920 Because he could have seen it. Yeah, because I just 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:21.520 often google cereal boxing. 0:05:21.640 --> 0:05:22.200 Why wouldn't you? 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:25.600 This is your job, He's job is the one that 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:26.400 pays the bills. 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:27.880 Thank you, That's what he always. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.840 He doesn't get it yet. You know what this smells like? 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:31.920 He pre smelled and gagged. It smells like do you 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.320 remember when we were kids? Andrew doesn't remember, But do 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:35.720 you remember when we were kids and you'd go to 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:37.280 the dentist and they would put that foam thing in 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:38.640 your mouth and you'd have to chew on it and 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:41.680 the florid. I remember that. I even tweeted about that. 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:45.080 Really well, this smells like the bubblegum one which I 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:46.599 always threw up from all the. 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:48.280 Time, and they would make you do that. It was 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.039 the duck bill and it would make you quack. 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:53.840 I'm starting to think I was just invited in today 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:55.200 to see if I throw up. 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:59.040 Yeah, join the club. He does that to me too. No, 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.240 but there's gonna be There's gonna be an interesting bonus 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:05.520 box though. All right, So okay, let's just bang these 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:08.239 outs and says four of them. Okay, there you go, magic. 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:11.480 I need a palette cleanse in the middle. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:15.200 Okay, okay, I like the color. It is nice color. 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:24.719 Wait a minute, oh my god, oh wait, wait, wait 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:25.720 it's not that all. 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:27.000 Wait wait, let me take you again. 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:29.480 Maybe the milk is bad, but the cereal is not 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:34.200 that terrible. Yeah it is. No, it gets bad. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:37.799 Wait a second, At first it tastes like fruit loops. 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:39.080 No, no it doesn't. 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:42.800 At first in what world where first bite to can? 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:45.440 Sam just turned over in his grave. I didn't even 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:48.000 know the weird the original one is dead. They have 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.600 a weird rabbit dragon. What is this? 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:54.160 They are so on drugs when they made that this 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:55.440 is better than the other thing. 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:59.480 No, yes, it tastes like stale bubble gum. Yes, that's 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:00.880 exactly it's disgusting. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.039 Well, it's the milk bad. 0:07:03.240 --> 0:07:04.080 I think it's that. 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:05.880 Bam, I don't smell the milk. 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:07.480 No, the milk is fine. I just said I had 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:08.520 a bowl of I don't. 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:12.080 Know, smell the milk. We just we just opened it today. 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:16.480 But that's what I'm saying. You know, we'll try a 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:18.560 fresh container just in case. But still we get the 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:21.600 gist of the cereal. This gets a bowl. I will 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:22.680 give it also a ball. 0:07:22.840 --> 0:07:25.440 It tastes like why would I want to eat stale gum? 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:29.120 It's gross. Actually, no, I'm backing it down. I'm backing 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:30.720 it down to a spoon a spoon for me. 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:32.880 You know what, I'm going to give it two bowls. 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:35.160 Okay, I don't mind this. 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:38.720 We at first I thought, but then then I changed. 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:42.960 I was afraid. I've been sick the last couple of 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.040 days and this is not I feel like I now 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:49.840 have stomach cramps. You and your stomach cramp for this. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:51.400 I didn't need to you know what, They're all the same. 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:55.160 I just realized this is not what's on the cover 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:56.720 of this one. Well, see when you open it, it 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:59.920 smells like frosting a weird scuba diving guy with an 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.280 old schooly type mask. I don't want to say this 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:05.360 is so millennial, but the box everything is very millennial. 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.680 I'm getting like a foamy taste. Look behind you, Look 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:11.960 behind Garrett. I'm getting like a garret. There's like a 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:14.280 foamy taste in my mouth. The SA parties, he could 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:15.120 actually eat all of these. 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:18.400 What does that guy sitting on the occurpus really have 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:19.720 to do with this blueberry cereal? 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.640 Again, it's millennial, so it's trendy in hit it's actually 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:25.280 making me nauseous. I completely agree. I like it. 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:28.080 Joe bowls does not mean you like it any but 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:29.120 I don't dislike it. 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:31.320 It's giving me a sensation in my mouth that I 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:32.240 just do not like you. 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.959 But what's the name of that Guida's milk? 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.760 What is milk for you? Market to just get the 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:42.920 same rup? Got this milk? What bodega? Is this problem milk? 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:49.079 It's Guida's own two percent reduced fat milk, farm fresh 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:55.240 taste where farm from a New Britain, Connecticut. Hey, you 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:56.160 don't feel that any. 0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:59.760 Milk again, it's stale bubblegum. So it feels like after 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:01.880 you chew bubble gum and after a while you're like, 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:02.480 I'm just cheating. 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:03.920 I feel like I have something on the roof of 0:09:03.960 --> 0:09:04.280 my mind. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:07.600 Yes, this smells smells like frosty popcorn. 0:09:07.679 --> 0:09:10.319 Oh, this smells Can I have awful spoon? 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:10.680 Yeah? 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:11.480 Everything? 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:13.440 Now I was that scarred? Why are you putting us 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:14.079 in this episode? 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:15.520 I'm sorry? Ready? One, two, three? 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:16.160 It's just like. 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:30.160 God, who's eating this? Get closer so they can hear 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:35.640 your gag? Get closer, disgusting? 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:41.679 Wait, Andrew, you probably do you remember strawberry shortcakes? Okay, 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:43.520 remember strawberry shortcake. 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:47.080 Dolls, her friend blue whatever blueberry muffin. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:50.000 When you used to put them all together in a room. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:51.320 They would smell like vomit. 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:55.400 But that's what this is. 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.480 Reminds me of blueberry muffin. The smell and if she 0:09:58.679 --> 0:09:59.960 tasted her, she probably tastes her. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:08.880 Ingredients protein blend, milk, protein isolate, whey protein isolate, coconut, capioca, flowers, sweetener. 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:11.200 It just tastes like, straight up like butter. 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:14.480 It's another monk fruit one. This one has stevia as well. 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.840 It tastes like just tastes like you got a little 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.559 bit of blueberry syrup and then poured. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.439 It on a stick of butter. Hold on, it's disgusted. 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:21.800 Let's go. 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:23.920 To the frosted. 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:25.400 What are we giving it? 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:28.560 We didn't I give that. I'm giving that nothing. 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:29.839 I don't even give that a spool. 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:32.439 It gets nothing for me. I feel like nothing's a Look, 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:33.959 you know what, There's got to be people that just 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:37.120 can't eat stuff and they're happy with this. But I 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:39.040 don't want to know those people. It's like eating bread 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:40.520 with no cars. It doesn't. 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:44.000 Bad. 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:49.800 No, no, no, this one's just plain frosted. Oh wait, I. 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:51.760 Don't want to see this anymore. 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:55.560 You missed that by two boxes. 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:57.880 I don't want to anymore. 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:01.800 This is really cold cereal killers today, because the cereal 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:02.480 is killing us. 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:04.800 I wonder if they're gonna get mad at us after 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.560 this episode. I don't care who actually wants to listen 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:09.199 to his vomit, though people love it. 0:11:09.559 --> 0:11:12.959 I feel I need a new spoon. This one's contaminating. 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:16.080 That's just spoon, relly. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.319 You just put this spoon on a dirty newspaper. 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:22.439 Dirty newspaper. What's a newspaper? I know what a newspaper is. 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:28.520 Here we go, here's frosted. Oh, not terrible, I'm not bad, 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:29.200 not terrible. 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:31.760 Nobody tastes like a rice crisbey tree. No, it does not, 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:32.520 as it does. 0:11:32.760 --> 0:11:34.920 It has the artificial sweet er after taste. It tastes 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:37.280 like a pudding pack. It tastes a vanilla pudding. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.439 It tastes like a race crispy tree. But the weird, 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:41.160 kidding class mom made them. 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:44.760 And here's what I'm getting. Like, oh, it's okay, I'm 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:47.640 getting the pudding cup, but not the jellow one in 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:50.360 the refrigerator. It's the Hunts one on the shelf. It's 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:53.760 a shelf stable vanilla pudding. That's what I get. Two 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:57.199 bowls and a spoonell I would eat this again. No, 0:11:57.480 --> 0:11:58.760 this is the kind of thing where you could try it, 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:00.000 but if you eat a whole ball of it, you're 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:01.400 going to be vomiting instantly. 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.480 Again Melvin from class whose mom made those rice crispy treats. 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:07.280 They're not good, but I mean I appreciate the effort, 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:09.920 Melvin make Stevens mom, I give it a spoon. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.840 Stephen's mom definitely made this cereal. 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:14.880 One spoon, one spoon. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:18.080 You know what if you mixed the chocolate with the vanilla, 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:19.679 we don't mix. 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:22.679 I forgot, well, I just cut my finger on Yeah, 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:24.520 I just cut my finger open on the glue on 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:26.199 the top of the box. Oh greats And now there's 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:29.400 blooded on chocolate cereal. Do you know that? I used 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:31.800 to work in a bagel place when I was eighteen, 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:35.360 something that's definitely illegal nowadays. And I was making a 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:37.000 vat of cream cheese. You have to put these big 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.959 blocks of Philadelphia cream cheese in the big mixer, and 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:41.880 I cut my finger when I was opening the thing, 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.800 and a drip of blood went into the thing. And 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:46.480 so my friend that was working it's like, dude, just 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:50.040 make it, Strawberry, Just make it the strawberry Batch. I'm like, dude, 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:51.760 I can't do it. I had such a conscience that 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.599 I just couldn't throw it out. I'm gonna say what 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:56.400 year did you work there? So they started we could 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:58.760 tell our listeners, but you're a title to compensation. But 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.480 here's what I'm saying, though, if I thought that, then 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:03.760 there are people that with crazier mind than me that 0:13:03.840 --> 0:13:05.120 actually do that, and you'll never know. 0:13:05.320 --> 0:13:07.200 All right, don't you say something about the cereal? 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:07.640 Yeah? 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:10.640 I feel like it stays on. 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:12.640 Your teeth, yes, and on your tongue and the roof 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:16.719 of your mouth. It's just yeah, it's very like that's weird. Yeah, 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:18.720 it almost seems like you ate glue. All right, here's 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:21.280 the chocolate one. This has been a great episode. Thank 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:23.000 you all so much for as far. 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.160 Yeah, this is like a torture episode. 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:27.599 Not only that last one wasn't terrible, No, that was 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:32.640 really I thought you were lying. Here you go so funny. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.560 This one actually smells coocoy. Right, let's say, like. 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:42.319 Dookie, it's better than another one. 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:46.280 There's like soy sauce. There's a legit soy sauce. 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:49.720 I mean, it's not horrible, but it's not great. 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:54.600 I will say the chocolate Magic Spoon is better than 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:57.800 the chocolate Cereal School, It's still not good. I give 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.959 this a ball and a spoon, one spoon, just a spoon. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:00.840 I'll give it a bowl. 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:04.079 It has that unsweetened cocoa powder mixed type taste, and 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:05.800 a strong hint of soy sauce. 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:08.319 The best one was well, see I like the fruity one. 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:11.360 No you didn't. It was okay, fruity tasted like bubble gum. 0:14:11.440 --> 0:14:13.000 And then the banana what's the banana? 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:14.040 Banan frosted? 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:17.920 Frosted was okay, yeah, but that don't try the blueberry. 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:21.240 So magic spoon. You have failed us. You know what 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:21.440 it is? 0:14:21.600 --> 0:14:23.960 Rue, They haven't failed us. A fifty to fifty. 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:24.800 It's not a fit. 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.080 If you're about to fall off a cliff and you 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:31.760 could only save frosted flakes or the magic spoon, who 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:32.360 you saving. 0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:34.400 I'd say frosted flakes got it. But that doesn't mean 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:35.040 it's failed us. 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:37.120 Would you spend ten dollars for this box now? 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:40.840 But for people who maybe had this gluten free problem 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.320 and all these other problems, this is a good alternative. 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:46.480 The fruity one and the vanilla. Not too bad. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.040 They could just eat something else. 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:49.920 Okay, but maybe they literally want cereal. 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:53.840 All right, well, Pia magic spoon, Thank you very much. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.120 Listener that sent that, I thank you, but it was 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:57.160 actually very nice. 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:59.120 She spent a lot of money. Could you name her 0:14:59.160 --> 0:14:59.920 by name please? 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:01.600 Baby? I didn't know how to say it. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:03.160 What was it from? 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:05.080 She's from Brooklyn and I told her i'd send her 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:08.560 a shirt. So here comes your forty dollars shirt. Thank 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:09.160 you so much. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.240 I mean that was very kind of We'll sign it 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:11.560 for her. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.600 No, nobody wants it signed. I have never seen anybody 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:16.080 wear a T shirt that's autographed. 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.000 They ask us in the morning show to ruin it. 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:21.000 They never wear them ever, Nobody wears them. It's such 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:24.200 a way. I don't nobody wants to wear an autographed shirt. Please, 0:15:24.800 --> 0:15:27.800 not for nothing. Not for nothing. But I mean, who 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:29.280 knows who the hell we are. She can be on 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:31.239 the subway with a serial killer shirt autographed? 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:31.600 Yeah? 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:33.840 Okay, hello, didn't I hear that? 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:37.720 You guys made it into like the top ten food something. 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:40.400 Yes, we are consistently featured in the top podcast. You're 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:42.120 not even talking into the microphone. 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.520 Dude, But it's still picking up my levels. 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:44.760 Okay from the side. 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:46.920 Okay, well maybe i'll talk over here now. 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:48.960 And by the way, if you want to send us 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.280 a cereal, make sure it's sealed, please. We don't need 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.480 any of your cyanide laced flakes. 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:56.720 Put it a little real gladluckle baggy. 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:57.200 And see it over. 0:15:57.680 --> 0:15:59.360 We'll send your shirt if we try it on the show. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:01.560 How about that? Oh that cereal made me feel so 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:03.640 sick my mouth right, you know what we need to 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:11.280 Serial Killers bos and for this one? 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:15.440 Uh oh here, now, why is Nate coming in? 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.320 What are you trying to do to him? He had 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:20.200 two strokes? You know, No, I know, don't kill him. 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:24.320 This is not a stroke inducing. But Nate has been 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:27.480 mentioning this cereal to me. Oh ever since we started 0:16:27.480 --> 0:16:30.200 this podcast. He said, Oh, I love it. You gotta 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:31.720 get it. And I went to the store and I 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:33.640 finally found it. So I'm gonna go down to the 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:36.120 cereal sack and grab it. Oh, the cereal sack. I 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:36.520 can't wait. 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:41.360 High everybody, Oh yeah, right there. I'm so happy to 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:43.520 finally be on the Serial Killers podcast. And the only 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:46.560 reason I'm on here is because my favorite cereal is 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:47.600 about to make an appearance. 0:16:47.760 --> 0:16:50.280 Now, how long have you been eating this cereal? I 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:54.840 would say it's fifteen twenty years. Okay, so apparently it's 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:57.520 been around for a while. Wow, Now I'll just take 0:16:57.520 --> 0:17:03.960 it out. It's peanut butter bumpers. But that's the thing, Andrew. 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:07.360 It's a Mother's cereal, and we hate mother cereals. 0:17:07.840 --> 0:17:10.639 Guys, you don't know good cereal if it bit you 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:11.000 in the fild. 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:16.880 Okay, we just had two out of four decent cereals 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:21.560 and other two. Two of them were not bad. 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:22.320 Can I prep? 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:22.680 Okay? 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:24.360 Can I do? I do have to give a disclaimer 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:25.840 on peanut butter bumpers. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:33.360 I believe they changed the formula sometime around seven years ago. 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:34.040 Six seven years. 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.280 Doesn't taste like pieces. 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:37.920 No, it doesn't taste like Ree's pieces. It has the 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:42.320 most peanut that's what they're called. 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:45.280