Speaker 1: Andrew. Yes, the Chiefs did it. Yeay cheeze. And this
Speaker 1: is why the high v mahomes magic Crunch. I was
Speaker 1: eating so much of it during the fourth quarter and
Speaker 1: it worked. You were about to run on the field.
Speaker 1: They text you. I said, don't do it, Scott. Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations to the Chiefs. Danielle, we're going.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't even know we were.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's just stop it. You're in a hurry. You're
Speaker 1: in a hurry, right, and I'm okay.
Speaker 3: I haven't ntil about twenty after.
Speaker 4: Well, I was sitting around for half an hour because
Speaker 4: you were editing something, so I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's okay. No worries. Hey, welcome to Serial Killer.
Speaker 1: It isn't worry. This is worry. It's episode eighty. Yay,
Speaker 1: we're old. Well, I mean, actually, come to think of it. Oh,
Speaker 1: first of all, I'm Scotty Bee. That's Danielle, there's Andrew. Hi,
Speaker 1: and this is the podcast where we talk about cereal
Speaker 1: and we think inside the box. Yes, yes, so seeing
Speaker 1: as it's episode eighty, that reminded me of eighties television.
Speaker 1: Oh great, And of course since Danielle is here so wonderful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I just have to play. There's only one
Speaker 1: big show that actually debuted in nineteen eighty comedy, you know,
Speaker 1: because that's all we deal with his comedies here. So
Speaker 1: Andrew was a comedy. Chips came out in nineteen seventy
Speaker 1: seven and it wasn't a comedy. See I missed that
Speaker 1: in episode seventy seven.
Speaker 3: There were some funny moments, yes.
Speaker 1: But it was just dumb. My favorite but dumb. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So Andrew, do you know what show this is?
Speaker 2: This is come on the facts of Life.
Speaker 5: No, there's no words to total.
Speaker 1: Legal a long.
Speaker 2: It's not conna be anythings.
Speaker 1: Were you born?
Speaker 2: Does nineteen ninety one sound like it's in the eighties
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 1: Hello, Henry Muriel cosmic cow.
Speaker 2: Here's a cow.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's cosmic cow. Henry was a cartoonist for a newspaper.
Speaker 1: What what it's a newspaper. I I never say this word,
Speaker 1: but Bro, Jim J. Bullock was in it. Zaney Jim J. Bullock.
Speaker 2: And so there's a cow and some Zaney guy.
Speaker 3: That you're he doesn't know who Jim J. Bullock is.
Speaker 3: There's no idea.
Speaker 1: And he spelled his name dumb too. He spelled it JM.
Speaker 1: But it was still Jim. Yeah, yeah, that was you know,
Speaker 1: it was too close for comfort. It was a show
Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty show. It lasted six seasons and you've
Speaker 1: never even heard of it before.
Speaker 2: You need just like your own podcast appreciating eighties television.
Speaker 1: Danielle and I are going to do that, and you
Speaker 1: and Danielle are going to do the Serial Remix podcast.
Speaker 3: Yes, we've got so many podcasts.
Speaker 1: So many our own podcast network, all right, so you
Speaker 1: know we have lots of wonderful listeners. Yeah, okay, I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say this girl's name. How
Speaker 1: do you say that? Oh my god, Andrew, how do
Speaker 1: you say that?
Speaker 3: Claire By?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say Claireby, Claireby.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Claireby was so happy when we did the
Speaker 1: Serial school episode. Yeah that you got so sick from
Speaker 1: it and you hated it so much that she got
Speaker 1: it's a present and this box arrived yesterday. Hold on
Speaker 1: while I go down to the cereal sack.
Speaker 2: I hate this healthy cereal trend. It's bad for you.
Speaker 1: Just get over it. Okay. So this company touts themselves
Speaker 1: as the childlike cereal for adults.
Speaker 2: Where is there an age limit on a cereal box.
Speaker 1: This is Cereal School's competitor. You see these ads pop
Speaker 1: up all over Facebook, Magic spoon. Oh okay, it's another
Speaker 1: one of those Keto friendly here. Hold on, it's the
Speaker 1: high protein Keto friendly, gluten free, grain free, soy free,
Speaker 1: wheat free, nothing artificial, childlike cereal for grown ups.
Speaker 2: Taste free maybe, yeah, taste free one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: And there's four different varieties in this box. And I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure this this box costs like forty five dollars?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: She paid them where you are such a nice person.
Speaker 1: So there's cocoa, there's blueberry. These things are so trippy.
Speaker 1: There's frosted, and there's fruity.
Speaker 3: Okay, trying today, We're gonna break.
Speaker 1: Into all of them real quick. Yeah, let's just see
Speaker 1: how awful they all are.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're good, Maybe they taste better than the other one.
Speaker 1: Which one do you want to start with? I want
Speaker 1: to start with Well, can you repeat the flavors? Yes,
Speaker 1: there's blueberry, coco, fruity, and frosted. I think fruity you
Speaker 1: want to go fruit. It is not even like fruity circles.
Speaker 3: It's just called fruity, the.
Speaker 1: Fruity loops, and from the pictures I've seen, they're like
Speaker 1: very vibrant color. Oh, I think it needs a Scotty shake.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me just Scotty shake it.
Speaker 2: Scotty shit shake.
Speaker 5: Shack shot shake it Cereal, Cereal, Scottie shirt sh.
Speaker 2: Shake Cereal shake Cereal.
Speaker 1: That's a song you wanted, right, Andrew? That was it?
Speaker 1: How many times start to say it's the Harlem shake,
Speaker 1: But this is a good alternative. Okay, do you have
Speaker 1: a Harlem shake one?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, I have to ask for it. I thought that's
Speaker 1: what you want. You never asked for it. No, I
Speaker 1: just asked for shake song for a shake. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Look at the size of this box. Yes, look at
Speaker 1: the size of this bag.
Speaker 3: Very pretty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this reminds me of Pink Panther Cereal that was
Speaker 1: around in the seven Does you remember that, Andrew?
Speaker 2: I wasn't alive, but I know who the pink Panther
Speaker 2: is to remember.
Speaker 3: A Cereal when he wasn't even in his mother's wound.
Speaker 7: Because he could have seen it. Yeah, because I just
Speaker 7: often google cereal boxing.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you?
Speaker 3: This is your job, He's job is the one that
Speaker 3: pays the bills.
Speaker 2: Thank you, That's what he always.
Speaker 1: He doesn't get it yet. You know what this smells like?
Speaker 1: He pre smelled and gagged. It smells like do you
Speaker 1: remember when we were kids? Andrew doesn't remember, But do
Speaker 1: you remember when we were kids and you'd go to
Speaker 1: the dentist and they would put that foam thing in
Speaker 1: your mouth and you'd have to chew on it and
Speaker 1: the florid. I remember that. I even tweeted about that.
Speaker 1: Really well, this smells like the bubblegum one which I
Speaker 1: always threw up from all the.
Speaker 2: Time, and they would make you do that. It was
Speaker 2: the duck bill and it would make you quack.
Speaker 4: I'm starting to think I was just invited in today
Speaker 4: to see if I throw up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, join the club. He does that to me too. No,
Speaker 1: but there's gonna be There's gonna be an interesting bonus
Speaker 1: box though. All right, So okay, let's just bang these
Speaker 1: outs and says four of them. Okay, there you go, magic.
Speaker 3: I need a palette cleanse in the middle.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I like the color. It is nice color.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, oh my god, oh wait, wait, wait
Speaker 1: it's not that all.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, let me take you again.
Speaker 1: Maybe the milk is bad, but the cereal is not
Speaker 1: that terrible. Yeah it is. No, it gets bad.
Speaker 3: Wait a second, At first it tastes like fruit loops.
Speaker 1: No, no it doesn't.
Speaker 2: At first in what world where first bite to can?
Speaker 1: Sam just turned over in his grave. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know the weird the original one is dead. They have
Speaker 1: a weird rabbit dragon. What is this?
Speaker 3: They are so on drugs when they made that this
Speaker 3: is better than the other thing.
Speaker 7: No, yes, it tastes like stale bubble gum. Yes, that's
Speaker 7: exactly it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Well, it's the milk bad.
Speaker 5: I think it's that.
Speaker 1: Bam, I don't smell the milk.
Speaker 3: No, the milk is fine. I just said I had
Speaker 3: a bowl of I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, smell the milk. We just we just opened it today.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. You know, we'll try a
Speaker 1: fresh container just in case. But still we get the
Speaker 1: gist of the cereal. This gets a bowl. I will
Speaker 1: give it also a ball.
Speaker 2: It tastes like why would I want to eat stale gum?
Speaker 1: It's gross. Actually, no, I'm backing it down. I'm backing
Speaker 1: it down to a spoon a spoon for me.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm going to give it two bowls.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't mind this.
Speaker 3: We at first I thought, but then then I changed.
Speaker 1: I was afraid. I've been sick the last couple of
Speaker 1: days and this is not I feel like I now
Speaker 1: have stomach cramps. You and your stomach cramp for this.
Speaker 1: I didn't need to you know what, They're all the same.
Speaker 1: I just realized this is not what's on the cover
Speaker 1: of this one. Well, see when you open it, it
Speaker 1: smells like frosting a weird scuba diving guy with an
Speaker 1: old schooly type mask. I don't want to say this
Speaker 1: is so millennial, but the box everything is very millennial.
Speaker 1: I'm getting like a foamy taste. Look behind you, Look
Speaker 1: behind Garrett. I'm getting like a garret. There's like a
Speaker 1: foamy taste in my mouth. The SA parties, he could
Speaker 1: actually eat all of these.
Speaker 4: What does that guy sitting on the occurpus really have
Speaker 4: to do with this blueberry cereal?
Speaker 1: Again, it's millennial, so it's trendy in hit it's actually
Speaker 1: making me nauseous. I completely agree. I like it.
Speaker 2: Joe bowls does not mean you like it any but
Speaker 2: I don't dislike it.
Speaker 1: It's giving me a sensation in my mouth that I
Speaker 1: just do not like you.
Speaker 3: But what's the name of that Guida's milk?
Speaker 1: What is milk for you? Market to just get the
Speaker 1: same rup? Got this milk? What bodega? Is this problem milk?
Speaker 1: It's Guida's own two percent reduced fat milk, farm fresh
Speaker 1: taste where farm from a New Britain, Connecticut. Hey, you
Speaker 1: don't feel that any.
Speaker 7: Milk again, it's stale bubblegum. So it feels like after
Speaker 7: you chew bubble gum and after a while you're like,
Speaker 7: I'm just cheating.
Speaker 3: I feel like I have something on the roof of
Speaker 3: my mind.
Speaker 1: Yes, this smells smells like frosty popcorn.
Speaker 3: Oh, this smells Can I have awful spoon?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Everything?
Speaker 2: Now I was that scarred? Why are you putting us
Speaker 2: in this episode?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Ready? One, two, three?
Speaker 3: It's just like.
Speaker 1: God, who's eating this? Get closer so they can hear
Speaker 1: your gag? Get closer, disgusting?
Speaker 3: Wait, Andrew, you probably do you remember strawberry shortcakes? Okay,
Speaker 3: remember strawberry shortcake.
Speaker 1: Dolls, her friend blue whatever blueberry muffin.
Speaker 3: When you used to put them all together in a room.
Speaker 3: They would smell like vomit.
Speaker 2: But that's what this is.
Speaker 3: Reminds me of blueberry muffin. The smell and if she
Speaker 3: tasted her, she probably tastes her.
Speaker 1: Ingredients protein blend, milk, protein isolate, whey protein isolate, coconut, capioca, flowers, sweetener.
Speaker 2: It just tastes like, straight up like butter.
Speaker 1: It's another monk fruit one. This one has stevia as well.
Speaker 2: It tastes like just tastes like you got a little
Speaker 2: bit of blueberry syrup and then poured.
Speaker 1: It on a stick of butter. Hold on, it's disgusted.
Speaker 6: Let's go.
Speaker 1: To the frosted.
Speaker 3: What are we giving it?
Speaker 1: We didn't I give that. I'm giving that nothing.
Speaker 3: I don't even give that a spool.
Speaker 1: It gets nothing for me. I feel like nothing's a Look,
Speaker 1: you know what, There's got to be people that just
Speaker 1: can't eat stuff and they're happy with this. But I
Speaker 1: don't want to know those people. It's like eating bread
Speaker 1: with no cars. It doesn't.
Speaker 4: Bad.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, this one's just plain frosted. Oh wait, I.
Speaker 5: Don't want to see this anymore.
Speaker 3: You missed that by two boxes.
Speaker 1: I don't want to anymore.
Speaker 4: This is really cold cereal killers today, because the cereal
Speaker 4: is killing us.
Speaker 1: I wonder if they're gonna get mad at us after
Speaker 1: this episode. I don't care who actually wants to listen
Speaker 1: to his vomit, though people love it.
Speaker 3: I feel I need a new spoon. This one's contaminating.
Speaker 1: That's just spoon, relly.
Speaker 3: You just put this spoon on a dirty newspaper.
Speaker 1: Dirty newspaper. What's a newspaper? I know what a newspaper is.
Speaker 1: Here we go, here's frosted. Oh, not terrible, I'm not bad,
Speaker 1: not terrible.
Speaker 2: Nobody tastes like a rice crisbey tree. No, it does not,
Speaker 2: as it does.
Speaker 1: It has the artificial sweet er after taste. It tastes
Speaker 1: like a pudding pack. It tastes a vanilla pudding.
Speaker 2: It tastes like a race crispy tree. But the weird,
Speaker 2: kidding class mom made them.
Speaker 1: And here's what I'm getting. Like, oh, it's okay, I'm
Speaker 1: getting the pudding cup, but not the jellow one in
Speaker 1: the refrigerator. It's the Hunts one on the shelf. It's
Speaker 1: a shelf stable vanilla pudding. That's what I get. Two
Speaker 1: bowls and a spoonell I would eat this again. No,
Speaker 1: this is the kind of thing where you could try it,
Speaker 1: but if you eat a whole ball of it, you're
Speaker 1: going to be vomiting instantly.
Speaker 2: Again Melvin from class whose mom made those rice crispy treats.
Speaker 1: They're not good, but I mean I appreciate the effort,
Speaker 1: Melvin make Stevens mom, I give it a spoon.
Speaker 2: Stephen's mom definitely made this cereal.
Speaker 1: One spoon, one spoon.
Speaker 3: You know what if you mixed the chocolate with the vanilla,
Speaker 3: we don't mix.
Speaker 1: I forgot, well, I just cut my finger on Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just cut my finger open on the glue on
Speaker 1: the top of the box. Oh greats And now there's
Speaker 1: blooded on chocolate cereal. Do you know that? I used
Speaker 1: to work in a bagel place when I was eighteen,
Speaker 1: something that's definitely illegal nowadays. And I was making a
Speaker 1: vat of cream cheese. You have to put these big
Speaker 1: blocks of Philadelphia cream cheese in the big mixer, and
Speaker 1: I cut my finger when I was opening the thing,
Speaker 1: and a drip of blood went into the thing. And
Speaker 1: so my friend that was working it's like, dude, just
Speaker 1: make it, Strawberry, Just make it the strawberry Batch. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I had such a conscience that
Speaker 1: I just couldn't throw it out. I'm gonna say what
Speaker 1: year did you work there? So they started we could
Speaker 1: tell our listeners, but you're a title to compensation. But
Speaker 1: here's what I'm saying, though, if I thought that, then
Speaker 1: there are people that with crazier mind than me that
Speaker 1: actually do that, and you'll never know.
Speaker 3: All right, don't you say something about the cereal?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I feel like it stays on.
Speaker 1: Your teeth, yes, and on your tongue and the roof
Speaker 1: of your mouth. It's just yeah, it's very like that's weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it almost seems like you ate glue. All right, here's
Speaker 1: the chocolate one. This has been a great episode. Thank
Speaker 1: you all so much for as far.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like a torture episode.
Speaker 1: Not only that last one wasn't terrible, No, that was
Speaker 1: really I thought you were lying. Here you go so funny.
Speaker 1: This one actually smells coocoy. Right, let's say, like.
Speaker 3: Dookie, it's better than another one.
Speaker 1: There's like soy sauce. There's a legit soy sauce.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not horrible, but it's not great.
Speaker 1: I will say the chocolate Magic Spoon is better than
Speaker 1: the chocolate Cereal School, It's still not good. I give
Speaker 1: this a ball and a spoon, one spoon, just a spoon.
Speaker 3: I'll give it a bowl.
Speaker 1: It has that unsweetened cocoa powder mixed type taste, and
Speaker 1: a strong hint of soy sauce.
Speaker 3: The best one was well, see I like the fruity one.
Speaker 1: No you didn't. It was okay, fruity tasted like bubble gum.
Speaker 3: And then the banana what's the banana?
Speaker 1: Banan frosted?
Speaker 3: Frosted was okay, yeah, but that don't try the blueberry.
Speaker 1: So magic spoon. You have failed us. You know what
Speaker 1: it is?
Speaker 3: Rue, They haven't failed us. A fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: It's not a fit.
Speaker 7: If you're about to fall off a cliff and you
Speaker 7: could only save frosted flakes or the magic spoon, who
Speaker 7: you saving.
Speaker 3: I'd say frosted flakes got it. But that doesn't mean
Speaker 3: it's failed us.
Speaker 1: Would you spend ten dollars for this box now?
Speaker 4: But for people who maybe had this gluten free problem
Speaker 4: and all these other problems, this is a good alternative.
Speaker 3: The fruity one and the vanilla. Not too bad.
Speaker 1: They could just eat something else.
Speaker 3: Okay, but maybe they literally want cereal.
Speaker 1: All right, well, Pia magic spoon, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Listener that sent that, I thank you, but it was
Speaker 1: actually very nice.
Speaker 3: She spent a lot of money. Could you name her
Speaker 3: by name please?
Speaker 1: Baby? I didn't know how to say it.
Speaker 3: What was it from?
Speaker 1: She's from Brooklyn and I told her i'd send her
Speaker 1: a shirt. So here comes your forty dollars shirt. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much.
Speaker 2: I mean that was very kind of We'll sign it
Speaker 2: for her.
Speaker 1: No, nobody wants it signed. I have never seen anybody
Speaker 1: wear a T shirt that's autographed.
Speaker 3: They ask us in the morning show to ruin it.
Speaker 1: They never wear them ever, Nobody wears them. It's such
Speaker 1: a way. I don't nobody wants to wear an autographed shirt. Please,
Speaker 1: not for nothing. Not for nothing. But I mean, who
Speaker 1: knows who the hell we are. She can be on
Speaker 1: the subway with a serial killer shirt autographed?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, hello, didn't I hear that?
Speaker 3: You guys made it into like the top ten food something.
Speaker 1: Yes, we are consistently featured in the top podcast. You're
Speaker 1: not even talking into the microphone.
Speaker 2: Dude, But it's still picking up my levels.
Speaker 1: Okay from the side.
Speaker 2: Okay, well maybe i'll talk over here now.
Speaker 1: And by the way, if you want to send us
Speaker 1: a cereal, make sure it's sealed, please. We don't need
Speaker 1: any of your cyanide laced flakes.
Speaker 3: Put it a little real gladluckle baggy.
Speaker 5: And see it over.
Speaker 1: We'll send your shirt if we try it on the show.
Speaker 1: How about that? Oh that cereal made me feel so
Speaker 1: sick my mouth right, you know what we need to
Speaker 1: Serial Killers bos and for this one?
Speaker 4: Uh oh here, now, why is Nate coming in?
Speaker 3: What are you trying to do to him? He had
Speaker 3: two strokes? You know, No, I know, don't kill him.
Speaker 1: This is not a stroke inducing. But Nate has been
Speaker 1: mentioning this cereal to me. Oh ever since we started
Speaker 1: this podcast. He said, Oh, I love it. You gotta
Speaker 1: get it. And I went to the store and I
Speaker 1: finally found it. So I'm gonna go down to the
Speaker 1: cereal sack and grab it. Oh, the cereal sack. I
Speaker 1: can't wait.
Speaker 6: High everybody, Oh yeah, right there. I'm so happy to
Speaker 6: finally be on the Serial Killers podcast. And the only
Speaker 6: reason I'm on here is because my favorite cereal is
Speaker 6: about to make an appearance.
Speaker 1: Now, how long have you been eating this cereal? I
Speaker 1: would say it's fifteen twenty years. Okay, so apparently it's
Speaker 1: been around for a while. Wow, Now I'll just take
Speaker 1: it out. It's peanut butter bumpers. But that's the thing, Andrew.
Speaker 1: It's a Mother's cereal, and we hate mother cereals.
Speaker 6: Guys, you don't know good cereal if it bit you
Speaker 6: in the fild.
Speaker 3: Okay, we just had two out of four decent cereals
Speaker 3: and other two. Two of them were not bad.
Speaker 1: Can I prep?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 1: Can I do? I do have to give a disclaimer
Speaker 1: on peanut butter bumpers.
Speaker 6: I believe they changed the formula sometime around seven years ago.
Speaker 1: Six seven years.
Speaker 3: Doesn't taste like pieces.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't taste like Ree's pieces. It has the
Speaker 1: most peanut that's what they're called.
Speaker 6: No, they're not, but Mother's peanut butter bumpers used to
Speaker 6: be the most peanut buttery of cereals.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not you listen. I used to love them.
Speaker 1: Now I just really like them. It smells delicious, It's
Speaker 1: very peanut buttery.
Speaker 3: Oh, it smells yummy.
Speaker 2: Box looks like it's made for kindergarteners.
Speaker 1: They haven't changed the back of the box in twenty
Speaker 1: years as well. That's encouraging.
Speaker 3: Why do they call it bumpers because it's just a
Speaker 3: fun peanut butter balls.
Speaker 1: Peanut butter balls. Oh God, damn it. Oh, it's your
Speaker 1: phone going on? Are you millennials? Just pressed? Ignoring his
Speaker 1: own wife? She has an emergency? Al right, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, No, it's fine. Hello, Hi, is it an emergency?
Speaker 1: Let me call you back in about five minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: love you by all right. Let's see here we go,
Speaker 1: peanut butter bumpers from mothers.
Speaker 3: Look at the name of the milk, Nate Guida's milk.
Speaker 5: Have you ever.
Speaker 1: The milk is going to ruin it?
Speaker 7: Here go.
Speaker 1: Buddys are not.
Speaker 4: All the same.
Speaker 1: They are, some are brown, somewhere black.
Speaker 3: And what's the difference.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotta let him absorb the milk. I like this
Speaker 1: a lot, Thank you, Andrew. This is actually delicious. They're
Speaker 1: very crunchy. Yeah, and peanut buttery. Is this an ad
Speaker 1: for bumpers? It's just it's actually not bad. What I
Speaker 1: tell you, they're really good.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give this four bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: This is right up there with Captain crunched peanut butter.
Speaker 3: I give it three bowls.
Speaker 1: That's a little harsh.
Speaker 6: Is possible on cereal killers?
Speaker 1: Five balls? Give it five balls? I got.
Speaker 3: I have a question, though, is it stale? Because it's very,
Speaker 3: very crunchy.
Speaker 1: It's really crunchy. That's a From now on, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to say things are stale. I'm going to say
Speaker 1: they're crunchy. Yeah, four bowls for me. Sorry, Garrett, you
Speaker 1: can't have this. It's full of sugar and gluten glues.
Speaker 3: Can I just tell you we just did four boxes
Speaker 3: that you could have eaten.
Speaker 1: Thanks for letting me know. Thanks for letting me know.
Speaker 6: I think they switched the formula back to the original formula.
Speaker 6: This is fantastic. This is the best bumpers I've had.
Speaker 1: In a long Where did you first have bumpers? Eat?
Speaker 6: I had them in Eerie, Pennsylvania. They sold them at
Speaker 6: Wegman's and they were in the organic food section. Were
Speaker 6: an organic food section in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Stopid it is the nineties?
Speaker 3: Does it take you back to your childhood?
Speaker 1: Well? This was like my late teams.
Speaker 4: You definitely need strong teeth for this, like Uncle Johnny
Speaker 4: could not eat this because his dentess would fall.
Speaker 1: Out one hundred percent. They'd be right in the bowl.
Speaker 1: What are you reading there, Scotty? There's questions and answers
Speaker 1: on the back. How many ears of corn were eaten
Speaker 1: in twelve minutes for the world's record?
Speaker 3: Well, how many?
Speaker 1: Six? Tell us thirty three point five ears of corn
Speaker 1: we're eating in twelve minutes?
Speaker 3: What's a point five ear of corn?
Speaker 1: I don't want to know where the other point off
Speaker 1: his butt? Yeah, this is actually really good ingredients cornflour, sugar,
Speaker 1: peanut butter. I really don't want to be this gross. Sorry,
Speaker 1: there's a warning contains peanut ingredients. Shocker. Really I want
Speaker 1: to be this gross. But imagine the guy who ate
Speaker 1: thirty three years of corn in twenty in twelve minutes.
Speaker 1: How bad his You know, at least he knew when
Speaker 1: he ate corn number two? Oh my gosh, does anybody
Speaker 1: want more? No? Yes, I will.
Speaker 3: I'm full from the other two boxes.
Speaker 1: This is an out of hand. Why okay, excuse me? Sorry,
Speaker 1: So you had Elvis in here like two weeks ago.
Speaker 7: Daniell's here all the time now, like she's moved in
Speaker 7: I see she's got a little caught in the corner,
Speaker 7: and now.
Speaker 1: Nate's in here. It's my favorite cereal, Brodie. There are
Speaker 1: other podcasts on this morning show, but they feed you.
Speaker 1: I see what they're doing, and.
Speaker 3: Poor Garrett just walks in but he can't eat anything.
Speaker 1: But we've played your jingle. There it goes. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: hear it again.
Speaker 2: Shut hick ship.
Speaker 5: Shatty shut cheek.
Speaker 1: Shick shut cereal. Okay, we're so lame serious, so my
Speaker 1: jingles are here even if I'm not. Okay, it's fine,
Speaker 1: all right, enjoy everybody. Thank you. We got to get
Speaker 1: out of here. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: What Andrew, I have one more thing to say. What
Speaker 2: I'm bumping this up? This is a fire ball.
Speaker 1: You peanut butter bumped it out. Sorry Crench everyone, we
Speaker 1: gotta go. But wait, you didn't like stuff? You know
Speaker 1: people really care last year?
Speaker 3: Are you allergic to bumpers?
Speaker 2: You have a severe peanut Peanut butter bumpers have peanuts.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Garrett has an eppy pen. All right, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening. It's serial killing diabetes, not allergies. Pens a pen.
Speaker 3: Please write all of your complaints to Scottie.
Speaker 1: Box, because you know we mail things.
Speaker 2: If we had a po box, I can only imagine.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what nothing.
Speaker 2: You enjoy being on Serial Killers?
Speaker 1: I loved it. I give this experience six balls. Wow?
Speaker 1: Can you leave that review on iTunes?
Speaker 3: And we still need a milk sponsor?
Speaker 1: Yes? Please, any sponsor that one person wants to sponsor us.
Speaker 1: You know what, We'll even take a sponsorship from Magic
Speaker 1: Spoon or Cereal school Cream. I'll take itestly at this point.
Speaker 1: That is why I can need it. Do you know?
Speaker 2: When I first started here, I had a hemorrhoid and
Speaker 2: I spoke about it on the air.
Speaker 3: Hemorhoid? Isn't it a hemorrhoid?
Speaker 1: Coming from you? Of all people? We're making fun of
Speaker 1: my access.
Speaker 3: I don't have an access.
Speaker 2: I spoke about my hemorrhoids on air, and then preparation
Speaker 2: each sent a whole box still going through it.
Speaker 1: I did not know that.
Speaker 7: Do you know?
Speaker 2: I was actually the person that ate.
Speaker 1: Thirty three years of corn? How many hemorrhoids have you had?
Speaker 1: For God's sake? Probably like a couple. You know, how
Speaker 1: old are you? Twenty eight? Cool? All right? Admit to
Speaker 1: anybody Serial Killers? It's been Episode eighty. Have a great week?
Speaker 1: And what day is today?
Speaker 2: And I don't it's what fake days?
Speaker 1: It's two day's Monday. Have a great weight. How was
Speaker 1: your Monday? Guys? Real stressful, old grind. We gotta go.
Speaker 1: Everybody say Crunch one, two three, All right, I'm glad
Speaker 1: you guys like them seriously.
Speaker 2: Yeah they were delicious.
Speaker 1: Oh they're very good. Yeah, Absolutely's the other show.