WEBVTT - #517 The Glaser Exit

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<v Speaker 1>Nikki Glazer Pokaser.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Right before we started, a crazy

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<v Speaker 2>video of Emily from Noah's like archives of like video

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<v Speaker 2>to play just started playing. Gen z m of of

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<v Speaker 2>you crying at the movie. What was the movie that

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<v Speaker 2>you were crying about? Mild ass. Yeah, definitely recommend seeing that,

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<v Speaker 2>but that just randomly came up. Sean O'Connor is here,

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<v Speaker 2>Brian Frangie is here, Noah's here. We're in Los Angeles, California.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that? What were you used to?

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<v Speaker 3>We're in Los Angeles? I mean, this is it?

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<v Speaker 1>This is this?

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<v Speaker 3>The city is thriving.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's California, dream man. It is is the city thriving?

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<v Speaker 3>You get know, it just suffered like one of the

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<v Speaker 3>hugest tragedies of its history, and it's following the industry

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<v Speaker 3>is imploding. Uh Yeah, being in LA is one of

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<v Speaker 3>the worst places to be, I think in the.

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<v Speaker 2>World other than kV No.

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<v Speaker 1>This is honestly, even with everything going to ship, La

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<v Speaker 1>is still a city.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you guys been to a lot of cities lately.

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<v Speaker 3>Said we have Ontario.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, Victoria, Canada was like the like,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to just tell all the besties straight up, Victoria,

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<v Speaker 2>British Columbia is one of the most beautiful cities ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone should move there and ruin it perfect. It's like, honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>it was so quaint and lovely that like their busker

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<v Speaker 1>was like an old man playing the bagpipes. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, it was really really like beautiful. They have

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas like a Christmas light kind of outline on every building,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's not Christmas lights. There's space to part enough

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<v Speaker 2>that it doesn't give Christmas, do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Like is it white lights or colored lights?

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<v Speaker 2>White light? Every city should do that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like winter.

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<v Speaker 2>Why isn't every city doing this city does it? It's

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<v Speaker 2>so cute. It makes everything like pop. It like just

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<v Speaker 2>looks it's giving it just it was like I was

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<v Speaker 2>so mad at America for not stealing that, and I

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<v Speaker 2>think we should Harbor Town. It was like an it's

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<v Speaker 2>on an island.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like right off the coast of Vancouver. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so lovely. Oh my god, we should feel it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we need it. It is The Canadians do not

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<v Speaker 2>have a sense of humor about us. Possibly stealing them.

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<v Speaker 2>And I didn't know the gravity of the situation before

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<v Speaker 2>I went there, and then I researched it, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't They're mad. They should be.

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<v Speaker 3>They're boycotting American goods good.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, they they have every right to.

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<v Speaker 2>I would be few I come to my show if

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<v Speaker 2>I were them. I'm like shocked they still.

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<v Speaker 3>See you're American good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm an American good. Most isn't the American mediocre? That

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<v Speaker 2>is true? Like, I am like, wait, are they gonna

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<v Speaker 2>still show these shows?

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<v Speaker 3>You pay taxes in America, so therefore part of the

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<v Speaker 3>money that they paid to see your show is going

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<v Speaker 3>to is going to Trump?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, doage.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen. Nikki is a standout. She has no allegiance to

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<v Speaker 1>the American government. She is not corn. Like corn go

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<v Speaker 1>to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not Jack Daniels. What else are they like not eating?

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<v Speaker 3>There was something else syrup Canadian syrup, great lombirds. That

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<v Speaker 3>Trump wants to cut down all of our national forests

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<v Speaker 3>so that we can compete with the lack of lumber.

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<v Speaker 3>That we're gonna not no longer get from here.

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<v Speaker 1>We have more Josh Gadds than any other country.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say that I love performing in Canada because

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<v Speaker 2>you can say things on stage politically that you can't

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<v Speaker 2>say here because your audience is split here no matter.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean for me, at least, they're split. And I

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy, and so whenever I do say something, those

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<v Speaker 2>who know know and those who don't know just go

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<v Speaker 2>along with it because they can't really tell what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>doing exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say, but you might be one of the only,

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<v Speaker 3>like in the top you're in, like the top twenty

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<v Speaker 3>comedians in the world. You might be the only one

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<v Speaker 3>that did it with that type of swath, Like who

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<v Speaker 3>has a direct like the people who.

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<v Speaker 2>Are along I bet has Taylor Tomlinson probably has no.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they're definitely. I think they're all Yeah, they're all left.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. Taylor Thomlinson is.

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<v Speaker 3>Not Taylor Thomlinson.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that she's split down the middle because.

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<v Speaker 1>She started in like the Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, Nate, I think even though you would think

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<v Speaker 2>he has a lot from the right, I think a

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<v Speaker 2>lot from the I think I think comedy actually is

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<v Speaker 2>pretty down down there, and I don't think it's that

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<v Speaker 2>its hard to do because I'm not like trying to

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<v Speaker 2>do that. I just don't want to know in the

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<v Speaker 2>audience who voted for him, because I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>like feel sad about the country, Like I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to focus on it. So that's why I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of steer away from that stuff. But up in Canada,

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<v Speaker 2>when you even say his because I have a joke

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<v Speaker 2>that says his name, but it isn't like it would

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<v Speaker 2>in America. It never indicates to me what side people

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<v Speaker 2>are on. I don't really care, and I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear from the left side, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want people like Trump. I don't want that either.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to say his name and have it

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<v Speaker 2>be a joke and not have to like have incite

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<v Speaker 2>a riot that's used to Even though this weekend it

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<v Speaker 2>like really like it distracted me, like the second you

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<v Speaker 2>said his name, like in it was Portland, Maine. Those

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<v Speaker 2>people that's a quiet, quaint fishing village. They are there's

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<v Speaker 2>an anger simmering in Portland, Maine. And I love you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>but they're you all dress like hippies. You all dress

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<v Speaker 2>like you're doing that, like you know in where you

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<v Speaker 2>connect to the wires between trees and you balance on them,

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<v Speaker 2>like and you play frisbee and hacky sack and you

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<v Speaker 2>listen to like Dar Williams. But you you're mad about.

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<v Speaker 3>From they've been discarded. They're the second Portland even though

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<v Speaker 3>they were the first.

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<v Speaker 2>They do not have a sense of humor, And you

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<v Speaker 2>were right you because we were writing roast jokes about

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<v Speaker 2>Portland Maine and Brian's headline at the top was, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, Portland main does not have a sense

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<v Speaker 2>of humor about himself. And I called them out on

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<v Speaker 2>it on the second show because I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, we all know you don't have a sense.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why, like these aren't even as hard as they

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<v Speaker 2>should be. Yeah, I'm going light on you guys, so

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<v Speaker 2>just just open your minds a little bit and know

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<v Speaker 2>that you are all pussies.

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<v Speaker 1>They were very interesting in what they went along with, like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>denigrating them at all, being like, you guys are the

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<v Speaker 1>like the second most popular Portland. They're pissed off, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but being like you all have du.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah they love celebrating their alcoholism. But I will say

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<v Speaker 2>I loved those crowds and they just I would be

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit angry too. I feel like Maine feels forgotten,

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<v Speaker 2>like like no one everyone makes it almost feels like

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<v Speaker 2>Canada up there. Yeah, it does, Like I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>we have forgotten Maine even though it's a beautiful state

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<v Speaker 2>and Portland, Maine really is like a very cute town.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's a older because when we were in Victoria,

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<v Speaker 2>it was beautiful, like abnormally beautiful, so it was it's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like Victoria there's like a harbor and yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah absolutely, Like to me, like Portland, main felt

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<v Speaker 1>like the city and Jaws without the shark, Like there

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<v Speaker 1>was like nothing to actually worry about. So it was

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<v Speaker 1>like just people like bice cling and like walking in

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<v Speaker 1>seven degree weather and they're like, weird that you look cold?

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<v Speaker 1>Yea yeah yeah, Like I saw a guy in shorts

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<v Speaker 1>like outside of the dispensary and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what are you doing? Yes, it was we don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if people were dressing as fishermen because they're fishermen

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<v Speaker 2>or ironically was like the vibe there's but when you're

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<v Speaker 2>in Canada. Back to what I was saying, Oh, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, jen z m is here. I forgot to

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<v Speaker 2>say that, and I'm sorry that I didn't repeat it.

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<v Speaker 2>But and she was there with us this weekend as well.

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<v Speaker 2>But but in Canada you can say, if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to go scream about Trump on stage, they'll have it,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can go buck wild for a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>and no one's gonna walk out, no one's gonna get offended,

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<v Speaker 2>no one's gonna film.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize the free like I knew that they

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<v Speaker 2>would be. I didn't know. I kind of indulged in

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<v Speaker 2>it a couple of times because it just felt like

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<v Speaker 2>like you know when you when your mom leaves and

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<v Speaker 2>you can scream into a pillow and be like like

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<v Speaker 2>you know some it just felt like your a.

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<v Speaker 3>Comedian in two thousand and six.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I mean it felt free.

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<v Speaker 1>It was. It was magical like when you were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about it, the pops that you were getting were like

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<v Speaker 1>Martin Lawrence hosting.

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<v Speaker 2>Deaf Jab explosive.

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, It's like it was like you were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>funky drawers and.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't I didn't basket it too long, but I

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<v Speaker 2>was just like, Okay, I'm gonna enjoy this while I can.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like it was like the feeling of what

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<v Speaker 2>I took my shirt off on a Bert Kreischer tour

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, this was fun to do for

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<v Speaker 2>a second and I felt free, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a different feeling on stage.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really nice to just let her rip of that.

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<v Speaker 2>And I had no idea that you could. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I don't know what I was thinking. Of

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<v Speaker 2>course you can, but they are. They are very upset.

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<v Speaker 1>The most magical thing in the world though, was like

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<v Speaker 1>cause you were you did that and then like people

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<v Speaker 1>were like whoa, And then you had a joke about

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<v Speaker 1>how Justin Trudeau was hot and everyone food him.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, we had no idea they hate Justin Trudeau

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<v Speaker 2>as they hate Trump.

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<v Speaker 3>It's coming back, though, because Canadian nationalism is on the

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<v Speaker 3>rise because of Trump, and so now Trudeau is a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit more popular than probably even.

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<v Speaker 2>The Booze. If you were performing in Vermont about Trump

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<v Speaker 2>like it was in saying Trump is hot in Vermont,

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<v Speaker 2>like it was, I had to change the joke. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a good joke, but I was like, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>do that. So we go backstage and I go, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>what they hate Trudeau? Like what's going on? We kind

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<v Speaker 2>of all didn't understand. We knew he was leaving, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he resigned, but like we didn't know he was like

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know he was like pushed into resignation by

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<v Speaker 2>the country. And I opened this article that was like

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<v Speaker 2>why do Canadians hate justin Truda? And it was like

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<v Speaker 2>it was like you coming from America, it was like

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<v Speaker 2>reading about a boyfriend who like sometimes like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>like farts in bed, and you're like leaving him and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in a relationship where I'm getting beat every night

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<v Speaker 2>and throw downstairs and like he's calling me a dumb

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<v Speaker 2>whore and like you know what I mean. Like it

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<v Speaker 2>was like the reasons were like the blackface incident was

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<v Speaker 2>the biggest one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, where did you make fun of him for that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But it was like I said, like he's hot.

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<v Speaker 2>You think I care about blackface? I'm surry, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>made a joke like that, which is obviously I do

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<v Speaker 2>care about black face, please. That was his biggest crime

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<v Speaker 2>to them. And also like one time he went on

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<v Speaker 2>vacation during a national holiday that's supposed to holiday. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a holiday to celebrate you know, uh, indigenous peoples

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<v Speaker 2>who the land had been taken from, and he was

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<v Speaker 2>on he like went surfing that day or something, which, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't look good. But like in the scheme of things.

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<v Speaker 3>Dad Cruz went to cancuon when his city was out

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<v Speaker 3>of electricity, and Karen Bath went to Ghana when the

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<v Speaker 3>city burned.

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<v Speaker 2>Screamed at them the next set, I go, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>like trueau give me. I just read an article. I

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<v Speaker 2>read every single reason you don't get to.

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<v Speaker 1>You know where I come from.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like this on the streets. Now they really

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<v Speaker 2>liked it. They got like, I was like, how terary. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like the same sho kind of incident. You

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<v Speaker 2>know where we look back. We're like, oh they got

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<v Speaker 2>mad at he wore a beige suit and.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like they turned their nose up because he

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<v Speaker 1>like shook a guy who might have been in Nazi's hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Parliament and he didn't know. It was like he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know the guy was announce.

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<v Speaker 1>And then like like Nikki's joke was like it was

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<v Speaker 1>like and our secretary of Defense is a.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's it was wild, but uh, we had a

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<v Speaker 2>we had a fun time on the road. This weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was flying to Hartford on Friday. I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>the lounge, the American Airlines lounge at Saint Louis Airport,

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<v Speaker 2>which I didn't know existed.

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<v Speaker 1>Until till miss Friday, even though I fly out of

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<v Speaker 1>not At airport literally twice a.

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<v Speaker 2>Week or whatever, because I think I just get there

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<v Speaker 2>just in time to make my flight because I know

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<v Speaker 2>it and timing so well that I don't I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>like hanging out, but I went to the lounge. I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>cool lounge here, and so I'm sitting there. I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>what was like doing on my phone, but then I

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<v Speaker 2>just get a text from my mom that's like, Nikki,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to let you know that we let

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<v Speaker 2>Goldie out this morning to go pee before she ate,

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<v Speaker 2>and she never came back. And she's been gone for

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<v Speaker 2>about forty five minutes, and and we don't know where

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<v Speaker 2>she went. And we're going up to We're gonna go,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, drive around the neighborhood now and look for her.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was just like, oh, you know, she's been

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<v Speaker 2>gone forty five minutes. Like I wasn't like panicked. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And also I can't be because there's nothing I can do.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that is in me that like

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't get fucked up about stuff that's an emergency, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>when I can't do anything. But I think it's a

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<v Speaker 2>logical part of my brain that more people should adopt

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<v Speaker 2>that you shouldn't start crying and shaking and panicking when

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<v Speaker 2>there's literally nothing that that's going to do. Like when

0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:13.880
<v Speaker 2>you're on a plane, doing this isn't going to make

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<v Speaker 2>the plane be better. It might help you, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, Like anything you think is like

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<v Speaker 2>I think in the moment, I feel a little callous

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<v Speaker 2>because I was kind of just like okay, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I just went back to my podcast, like I literally

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<v Speaker 2>and then I was even like, why are you going

0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:30.840
<v Speaker 2>back to the podcast? Why are you going back to

0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:34.079
<v Speaker 2>watching reels? And I'm thinking about the dog. Obviously I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to distract myself.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a good survival instinct in a crisis, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>But at some point, whether you like it or not,

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<v Speaker 3>those emotions will need to be pro ketch up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I'm not letting them catch up with me

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<v Speaker 2>until my dog is dead, like I refused in this.

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<v Speaker 2>So this led to a so eight in the morning

0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:55.000
<v Speaker 2>and she wasn't found until I think it was probably

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<v Speaker 2>nine thirty at night Saint Louis times nighttime. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>it went it was thirteen and a half hours that

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<v Speaker 2>she was missing. Whoa, yeah, which is so long. So

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<v Speaker 2>I went through all the emotions, like I fly on

0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:09.560
<v Speaker 2>the go on the plane and I'm like, they'll find

0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:11.079
<v Speaker 2>her within an hour, like the first it was almost

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<v Speaker 2>like the first forty eight, like you're.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, oh, she's probably just like on the other side.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the fence totally, and or like maybe she's just

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<v Speaker 2>down in this creek. That's like. But like she just

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<v Speaker 2>got out of a hole in the fence that my

0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:24.440
<v Speaker 2>dad repaired the day before because my dog Luigi was

0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.680
<v Speaker 2>getting out because they always find a way out. Yeah,

0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:30.400
<v Speaker 2>they could dig under and so the Luigi and Marian

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<v Speaker 2>just came back right to the door to like ready

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<v Speaker 2>to eat, and Mary or and Goldie is just abandoned,

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<v Speaker 2>which Chris and I are like.

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck they got out?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, no, they just came back to eat because they

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<v Speaker 2>go out to pete and then they come back in

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<v Speaker 2>to eat, So it's like a two minute thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Goldie is too young, she wants to run.

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<v Speaker 1>They were just being they were like bullying her and

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<v Speaker 1>she had to run away.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I am, I can't even I'm so mad at

0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.080
<v Speaker 2>them for letting her just not come back and not

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<v Speaker 2>being like, hey, come back, even though I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>know that's how dogs communicate. But my dad went to

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<v Speaker 2>go brush his teeth, let the dogs out, and came

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<v Speaker 2>back minutes later. Goldie's not there, So then you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the panic ensues, and so I go on the plane

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<v Speaker 2>and I sleep a little bit on the plane, but

0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:11.960
<v Speaker 2>I have dreams about her. And then I wake up

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm checking my phone and my and Chris's number

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<v Speaker 2>are on her collar, and everyone's telling me start calling

0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:21.840
<v Speaker 2>the shell like we land, she's still not found, Start

0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.240
<v Speaker 2>calling the shelters, ask if they got reported if someone

0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:26.040
<v Speaker 2>found a dog and turned it in. I'm like, but

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't they call me? Like the numbers on her fucking caller?

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<v Speaker 3>Like.

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<v Speaker 2>People have a lot of ideas, like I know it's

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<v Speaker 2>being helpful, but Anya's like, you need to post it

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<v Speaker 2>on your story, and I'm like, okay, no, because all

0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:40.800
<v Speaker 2>that is is going to make people go, oh my god,

0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:42.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry your dog's misa, Like, oh my god,

0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:45.440
<v Speaker 2>flooded hundreds of people. Oh my god, that's so scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us know when she's found, so much panic about

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<v Speaker 2>everyone else who's seen her on my story. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to like have that coming at me and the

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<v Speaker 2>good it would do. Like I'm trying to measure it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, am I putting my like not ego of

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<v Speaker 2>like my dog's lost? I don't really care. Your dog

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<v Speaker 2>is not like a like, I'm not a bad person.

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<v Speaker 2>My parents aren't bad dog owners. This could happen to

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<v Speaker 2>literally anyone they had a fence to you. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I don't even care about that because I

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<v Speaker 2>know that I did nothing wrong, so I would come

0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:15.640
<v Speaker 2>out hard. Yeah, and the people I trusted are good.

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<v Speaker 2>They they are dog owners for years and years when

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<v Speaker 2>they raised you. Yeah, and look away. I got away

0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:25.480
<v Speaker 2>as soon as I could. But I'm thriving once I

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<v Speaker 2>get away. So I thought Goldie, yeah, might really become

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<v Speaker 2>a famous comedian. But she so I would. But I

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<v Speaker 2>was just like, because I'm just like, post it on

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<v Speaker 2>your story, and I'm like me, is me not posting

0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:40.880
<v Speaker 2>this on my story gonna make her not found? But

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<v Speaker 2>like I go, I said, Tony, I think I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I think point zero zero zero zero zero zero one

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<v Speaker 2>percent of my followers live within a two mile radius

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<v Speaker 2>of where she's missing, and the fact the chance that

0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:55.280
<v Speaker 2>they're gonna She's like, well, you could get the word

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<v Speaker 2>out it, Honestly I don't. It would not have helped

0:16:58.160 --> 0:16:58.680
<v Speaker 2>to me is.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to fly to Saint It's just like creating.

0:17:02.200 --> 0:17:05.360
<v Speaker 2>Alarm that doesn't need to be done when and then

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<v Speaker 2>on top I go and when she's found, I have

0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:10.800
<v Speaker 2>to report it to everyone. There's gonna be a flood

0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:12.960
<v Speaker 2>of dms being like we're so glad she's found, which

0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:15.280
<v Speaker 2>is all very lovely, and people just mean, well, I

0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.040
<v Speaker 2>would do the same thing if one of my friends

0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:19.280
<v Speaker 2>posted that their dog was missing, Like, I understand why

0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:21.439
<v Speaker 2>people do that. I just didn't want the attention. But

0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:24.320
<v Speaker 2>even then, like Anya, I guess posted the the my

0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:26.920
<v Speaker 2>parents posted on Facebook, like on a local Facebook, which

0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:30.040
<v Speaker 2>makes more sense, yes, because I don't have a local Facebook.

0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:32.600
<v Speaker 2>And then Anya took that and posted it on her Facebook.

0:17:32.640 --> 0:17:34.840
<v Speaker 2>And so I was getting messages from Anya's fans being

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<v Speaker 2>like I heard that Goaldie's missing. I'm like, this is annoying.

0:17:38.280 --> 0:17:41.159
<v Speaker 2>You're in New Jersey. Yeah, and no, offense to that

0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:43.439
<v Speaker 2>person who messaged me. I wasn't annoyed at you, like

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<v Speaker 2>you found out, but I was annoyed, like this doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>help anything. And I but I think people just like

0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:51.280
<v Speaker 2>need to like do everything they can. But sometimes I

0:17:51.320 --> 0:17:54.879
<v Speaker 2>think everything you can is not the best method. And

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<v Speaker 2>so I just want to defend that because I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I seem to be a little bit like maybe

0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:02.520
<v Speaker 2>do that. But I had Emily make posters immediately because

0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:05.399
<v Speaker 2>we were driving to Hartford from Boston. We landed Boston,

0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Emily made a missing poster. We sent it to Kinko's,

0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:10.480
<v Speaker 2>my mom printed up. They put it around the neighborhood.

0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:15.199
<v Speaker 2>Taylor McGraw from the podcast drove because she watches Goldie

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes when my parents can't. Drove to my parents' neighborhood

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<v Speaker 2>and went looking for her all day long with my

0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:23.000
<v Speaker 2>parents and put up posters and talking to neighborhood kids.

0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:24.959
<v Speaker 2>And she was like, she's gonna get found. Someone spotted

0:18:25.000 --> 0:18:28.320
<v Speaker 2>her around. She was spotted at like five pm or something,

0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:30.800
<v Speaker 2>and so we knew she was still live, like within

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<v Speaker 2>a quarter mile of our house. And so I was

0:18:34.320 --> 0:18:37.080
<v Speaker 2>like kind of feeling like chill about it. Chris was

0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:39.000
<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent sure a coyote got her, because a

0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:40.200
<v Speaker 2>coyote was spotted.

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<v Speaker 3>On the next door.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he was here and not feeling good. He was

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<v Speaker 2>already sick and like he would have flown right away

0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:48.720
<v Speaker 2>to go find her. He was like at a fly

0:18:48.760 --> 0:18:51.000
<v Speaker 2>out the next morning with like a terminal illness. He

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<v Speaker 2>seems like he.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally the second time that that happened to him, what

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<v Speaker 3>that he was sick and had to have He couldn't

0:18:56.560 --> 0:18:58.440
<v Speaker 3>fly somewhere because of it, because it didn't that happen

0:18:58.440 --> 0:18:58.600
<v Speaker 3>of her.

0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's getting sick, alive, giving or something.

0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.240
<v Speaker 1>He's working himself ragged, ragged.

0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:05.960
<v Speaker 2>He wouldn't let me say that, but he works too

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<v Speaker 2>hard and his immune system is suffering, and so he

0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:13.160
<v Speaker 2>was gonna fly out. And because yeah, coyote was spotted

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<v Speaker 2>on the next door, app like in the radius of

0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:19.600
<v Speaker 2>the like the yard. But then we didn't hear any barking,

0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:21.840
<v Speaker 2>like the dogs all would have been barking. Goldie has

0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:23.760
<v Speaker 2>this thing where she if she if we go to

0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:25.399
<v Speaker 2>a dog park that it has no dogs in it,

0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:28.679
<v Speaker 2>she will freeze. She can't even like walk in it

0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:32.200
<v Speaker 2>because she smells big dogs. So she can smell big

0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:34.960
<v Speaker 2>dogs and she can't. She will I'll know when a

0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:37.040
<v Speaker 2>big dog is near because she just freezes and starts

0:19:37.040 --> 0:19:39.359
<v Speaker 2>shaking because like they can smell him. So if she

0:19:39.400 --> 0:19:44.240
<v Speaker 2>would smell the coyote, yeah, she was just frozen somewhere

0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:47.720
<v Speaker 2>in a field. Yeah, and so she I just knew

0:19:47.720 --> 0:19:49.840
<v Speaker 2>that the dogs were not gonna like be chill if

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<v Speaker 2>a kyok.

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<v Speaker 3>Glean from this for for anybody, is that when someone's

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<v Speaker 3>having a tragedy or a crisis or something like that,

0:19:58.080 --> 0:19:59.480
<v Speaker 3>you don't do what you.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to do.

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<v Speaker 3>You ask them what can I do for you? And

0:20:03.000 --> 0:20:05.520
<v Speaker 3>you do what they say. If they say, you know what,

0:20:05.640 --> 0:20:07.800
<v Speaker 3>it would be nice if you just left me alone,

0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:12.080
<v Speaker 3>or if they say I could really use food or whatever.

0:20:12.200 --> 0:20:14.640
<v Speaker 2>But my friends were panicking like it was their own dog,

0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:17.800
<v Speaker 2>which I really appreciate. Right, They all were like crying

0:20:18.000 --> 0:20:20.919
<v Speaker 2>and praying. They don't even pray. Sara Lena made her

0:20:21.000 --> 0:20:23.320
<v Speaker 2>husband pray and she was He said he was. She

0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:28.320
<v Speaker 2>said he was very confused, Like everyone on the Girl's

0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:31.360
<v Speaker 2>chat was like that. It was so sweet how they

0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:33.560
<v Speaker 2>almost cared more than I did because I wasn't really

0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:35.800
<v Speaker 2>letting it in because I was like I was, I

0:20:35.840 --> 0:20:37.879
<v Speaker 2>cared I did everything I did to find her, but

0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:40.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I think she's just gonna Based on all

0:20:40.320 --> 0:20:42.119
<v Speaker 2>the stories people were telling me about dogs that had

0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:44.440
<v Speaker 2>gone missing all day, Emily had a story the dog

0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:46.639
<v Speaker 2>finds its way back. You get the word out in

0:20:46.680 --> 0:20:49.080
<v Speaker 2>the neighborhood. That's like a cat, but it had a

0:20:49.119 --> 0:20:51.800
<v Speaker 2>collar on, it's micro chipped, Like, yeah, if it ends

0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:53.879
<v Speaker 2>up somewhere, someone's gonna call me. So the fact that

0:20:53.920 --> 0:20:56.960
<v Speaker 2>no one called me was meant no one had she

0:20:57.080 --> 0:20:59.600
<v Speaker 2>was not in someone's possession, or if she was, they

0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:02.080
<v Speaker 2>had stole her and I was never gonna see her

0:21:02.080 --> 0:21:05.760
<v Speaker 2>again and someone just has her now, which okay, you know,

0:21:05.840 --> 0:21:08.000
<v Speaker 2>like even I played that out, and I'm like, if

0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:09.879
<v Speaker 2>someone wants a dog that bad, they're not gonna beat it,

0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:12.360
<v Speaker 2>Like at least you'll have a good life. Maybe either

0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:15.720
<v Speaker 2>a psychopath, but maybe they'll sell to someone who like

0:21:15.720 --> 0:21:18.800
<v Speaker 2>likes like, like you know, if a child gets kidnapped,

0:21:18.840 --> 0:21:21.359
<v Speaker 2>their fate is not good, Like it's not often that

0:21:21.359 --> 0:21:23.080
<v Speaker 2>they're kidnapping a child so they can give it a

0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:28.440
<v Speaker 2>great home. True, and so it's I was like kind

0:21:28.480 --> 0:21:31.160
<v Speaker 2>of hopeful that maybe if she Like in my mind,

0:21:31.160 --> 0:21:33.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm like if she gets stolen. When she disappears without

0:21:33.200 --> 0:21:35.080
<v Speaker 2>a trace, I'll hope that someone stole her, or if

0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:36.879
<v Speaker 2>it's coyote, I hope it was a fast death. And

0:21:36.880 --> 0:21:39.240
<v Speaker 2>at least she provided food to a starving animal that's

0:21:39.280 --> 0:21:43.359
<v Speaker 2>been displaced because of construction. I was like rationalizing everything,

0:21:43.400 --> 0:21:44.919
<v Speaker 2>and I was talking to Chris on the phone, like

0:21:45.200 --> 0:21:47.720
<v Speaker 2>we had really like good eight months with her, and

0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:49.240
<v Speaker 2>you know this is a mistake.

0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:51.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I want to whoa.

0:21:52.440 --> 0:21:54.880
<v Speaker 2>And I just bought a fucking house for his dog.

0:21:55.080 --> 0:21:59.240
<v Speaker 2>So I literally went under contract the day before for

0:21:59.280 --> 0:22:02.160
<v Speaker 2>a house that I'm literally only getting so I can

0:22:02.160 --> 0:22:04.080
<v Speaker 2>have a yard. Do I have a dog because my

0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:05.720
<v Speaker 2>dog doesn't like to go out in the neighborhood. I

0:22:05.760 --> 0:22:07.080
<v Speaker 2>live in a long walk.

0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:09.600
<v Speaker 3>From the apartment hall to the.

0:22:09.240 --> 0:22:09.840
<v Speaker 2>Quarter of a mile.

0:22:10.000 --> 0:22:12.119
<v Speaker 1>Well, here's the thing, Like a quarterback, even dogs, they

0:22:12.119 --> 0:22:13.399
<v Speaker 1>don't change is hard.

0:22:13.840 --> 0:22:16.119
<v Speaker 2>So like she was just acting.

0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:18.680
<v Speaker 3>This is a protest. This is a runaway from home.

0:22:18.520 --> 0:22:21.040
<v Speaker 2>Situation she has. She's getting cold feet about the house

0:22:21.080 --> 0:22:21.360
<v Speaker 2>as well.

0:22:22.720 --> 0:22:25.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes, all of her memories are so tied up in

0:22:25.280 --> 0:22:26.000
<v Speaker 1>your apartment.

0:22:26.080 --> 0:22:29.119
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, do you remember when Lady Gaga's dog

0:22:29.160 --> 0:22:32.200
<v Speaker 3>walker right here in Hollywood was shot, yes, yeah.

0:22:32.200 --> 0:22:34.800
<v Speaker 2>And then to all the celebrities whose dogs have gone

0:22:34.840 --> 0:22:36.600
<v Speaker 2>missing that I've heard about through the years and I

0:22:36.640 --> 0:22:38.880
<v Speaker 2>have felt for I feel for you so much harder,

0:22:38.920 --> 0:22:41.840
<v Speaker 2>and to all the like now I know what it's

0:22:41.920 --> 0:22:44.600
<v Speaker 2>like to like think that something you love has been

0:22:44.640 --> 0:22:47.399
<v Speaker 2>taken like very quickly, like listen. I have empathy for

0:22:47.400 --> 0:22:49.760
<v Speaker 2>people who lose their dogs to sickness or like you know,

0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:53.600
<v Speaker 2>and when it's fast or like you know, when it's

0:22:53.600 --> 0:22:55.639
<v Speaker 2>like you know, I have friends that their eighteen year

0:22:55.640 --> 0:22:57.600
<v Speaker 2>old dog just died or nineteen year old dog, and

0:22:57.640 --> 0:22:59.640
<v Speaker 2>it's kind of like that's like when someone loses a grandma,

0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:01.840
<v Speaker 2>Like you're sad for that person, but it's like we

0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:05.240
<v Speaker 2>see this coming, like you're on borrow time, like let's

0:23:05.240 --> 0:23:06.920
<v Speaker 2>all wrap our heads around it. But when your dog

0:23:07.000 --> 0:23:10.440
<v Speaker 2>is stolen or just disappears, or like I don't want

0:23:10.440 --> 0:23:12.399
<v Speaker 2>a kid now at all, like Chris and I decided,

0:23:12.440 --> 0:23:14.719
<v Speaker 2>like one percent the pain we suffered this weekend for

0:23:15.200 --> 0:23:19.760
<v Speaker 2>those thirteen hours literally not worth. Like I imagine the

0:23:19.800 --> 0:23:21.359
<v Speaker 2>pain I felt is what you feel if you're out

0:23:21.359 --> 0:23:23.600
<v Speaker 2>of town and your kid has an earache. Yeah, do

0:23:23.600 --> 0:23:24.879
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? Like a kid is like

0:23:24.960 --> 0:23:26.760
<v Speaker 2>so much more than a dog. So I'm like trying

0:23:26.760 --> 0:23:29.560
<v Speaker 2>to even like like put it like if your kid

0:23:29.600 --> 0:23:31.760
<v Speaker 2>is suffering in any way and you can't be there

0:23:31.800 --> 0:23:34.479
<v Speaker 2>for it, Like I I just don't want that. Yeah,

0:23:34.520 --> 0:23:38.760
<v Speaker 2>So all day I'm stressed out. I the second I

0:23:38.760 --> 0:23:40.680
<v Speaker 2>get alone because Emily and I drive to Hartford, the

0:23:40.720 --> 0:23:42.560
<v Speaker 2>second I get alone in my hotel, I like squeeze

0:23:42.560 --> 0:23:44.480
<v Speaker 2>out a couple tears. But I'm also like I don't

0:23:44.480 --> 0:23:47.120
<v Speaker 2>want to cry because that means I've accepted what that's

0:23:47.119 --> 0:23:49.879
<v Speaker 2>what you call that. I literally was just like trying

0:23:49.920 --> 0:23:52.720
<v Speaker 2>to cry because all my friends are like tearing up

0:23:52.760 --> 0:23:55.720
<v Speaker 2>about it. My mom can't stop crying, Chris is crying,

0:23:55.800 --> 0:23:58.439
<v Speaker 2>like everyone seems to be really emotional, and it's like

0:23:58.520 --> 0:24:01.119
<v Speaker 2>she's my dog, and I'm not emotion. It's like because

0:24:01.160 --> 0:24:04.280
<v Speaker 2>I just, of course I was. I was a fucking wreck.

0:24:04.359 --> 0:24:06.960
<v Speaker 2>I think I lost like five fistfuls of hair because

0:24:06.960 --> 0:24:12.040
<v Speaker 2>of the stress of like dress, denial, denial, I was

0:24:12.119 --> 0:24:14.840
<v Speaker 2>I can't read that stage, and I was just and

0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:17.680
<v Speaker 2>I also was like an acceptance. I was like, she's gone, Yes,

0:24:17.880 --> 0:24:19.760
<v Speaker 2>she died. I'm gonna get on with my life. It's

0:24:19.760 --> 0:24:21.119
<v Speaker 2>gonna be hard to get a new dog. I'm not

0:24:21.160 --> 0:24:23.760
<v Speaker 2>going to anytime soon. I already told, like I wrote

0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:26.879
<v Speaker 2>to the girls chat like, don't anyone buy me a

0:24:26.920 --> 0:24:29.520
<v Speaker 2>painting of my dog? Don't get anything with my dog's

0:24:29.520 --> 0:24:30.760
<v Speaker 2>picture on it. I don't want to see it. Like

0:24:30.800 --> 0:24:32.800
<v Speaker 2>I almost was like, but I didn't put that out

0:24:32.840 --> 0:24:34.840
<v Speaker 2>there because I thought that was like I wrote it,

0:24:34.840 --> 0:24:36.480
<v Speaker 2>and then I raised it because I said, oh, that's

0:24:36.520 --> 0:24:38.840
<v Speaker 2>that means that I think says she's definitely gone. But

0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:40.280
<v Speaker 2>if she would have been gone, I would have said,

0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:42.119
<v Speaker 2>do not. I don't want anything with her face on it.

0:24:42.119 --> 0:24:44.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be reminded of her, like I

0:24:44.400 --> 0:24:46.760
<v Speaker 2>was already preparing for that. But then so I cried

0:24:46.800 --> 0:24:48.520
<v Speaker 2>a little bit, but I couldn't really get anything out.

0:24:48.560 --> 0:24:50.720
<v Speaker 2>So I called Chris to cry, because when you talk

0:24:50.760 --> 0:24:52.960
<v Speaker 2>to someone about something usually it like comes out yeah,

0:24:53.200 --> 0:24:54.960
<v Speaker 2>and he didn't pick up, so I was just like,

0:24:56.440 --> 0:24:58.440
<v Speaker 2>what the lock? So I just went and worked out.

0:24:58.480 --> 0:25:00.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, am I allowed to work out with my

0:25:00.080 --> 0:25:02.080
<v Speaker 2>dog is missing? Like I don't know what else to do.

0:25:02.760 --> 0:25:04.320
<v Speaker 2>And then we went to the show and I had

0:25:04.320 --> 0:25:06.359
<v Speaker 2>the first show, and honestly, when I was on stage,

0:25:06.400 --> 0:25:07.520
<v Speaker 2>I literally forgot about.

0:25:07.320 --> 0:25:08.800
<v Speaker 3>Well, that's the beauty of the stage.

0:25:08.880 --> 0:25:10.119
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't believe that thought.

0:25:10.560 --> 0:25:12.360
<v Speaker 3>All your problems go away for a short time.

0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:15.640
<v Speaker 2>First show in Hartford, had a great time on stage, Yeah,

0:25:15.840 --> 0:25:18.720
<v Speaker 2>walked off stage immediately felt the pain and the stress again.

0:25:19.160 --> 0:25:21.960
<v Speaker 2>But like you know, you keep things light. I'm kind

0:25:21.960 --> 0:25:23.560
<v Speaker 2>of joking about it because I just don't want to

0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:26.360
<v Speaker 2>let it in. And then the second show it's now

0:25:26.480 --> 0:25:28.919
<v Speaker 2>dark in Saint Louis and I'm like, yeah, yeah, like

0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:32.159
<v Speaker 2>when it got six o'clock, it's coyote time, it's the

0:25:32.200 --> 0:25:34.520
<v Speaker 2>witching hour. Yeah yeah, And when it gets dark, I

0:25:34.600 --> 0:25:37.000
<v Speaker 2>was just like, well she in my mind, I'm like, well,

0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:38.919
<v Speaker 2>she was on an island for five days before I

0:25:38.920 --> 0:25:42.600
<v Speaker 2>got her. Like she's a survivor. This was less than

0:25:42.600 --> 0:25:45.400
<v Speaker 2>a year ago. She was out in the woods by herself.

0:25:45.640 --> 0:25:47.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's not gonna die. She's just gonna work hard.

0:25:47.400 --> 0:25:51.600
<v Speaker 2>She knows what she Yeah, okay, whole friend story. When

0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:55.960
<v Speaker 2>I get back from break and we're back, so then

0:25:57.960 --> 0:26:01.440
<v Speaker 2>go start the second show. And right before the second show,

0:26:01.440 --> 0:26:03.840
<v Speaker 2>I think I was backstage with you guys, like if.

0:26:03.640 --> 0:26:04.920
<v Speaker 5>I said to you, it was like wait, like how

0:26:04.960 --> 0:26:07.120
<v Speaker 5>cool would it be if like we found her mid show,

0:26:07.119 --> 0:26:08.639
<v Speaker 5>like would you want me to run on stage and

0:26:08.680 --> 0:26:09.160
<v Speaker 5>say something?

0:26:09.200 --> 0:26:12.439
<v Speaker 1>I was like ugh, and you're like yeah, wow do

0:26:13.440 --> 0:26:17.080
<v Speaker 1>you responded it so quickly being like yeah. But it

0:26:17.119 --> 0:26:21.120
<v Speaker 1>also felt like you're like that's never going down, like yeah, right,

0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:22.840
<v Speaker 1>please walk out, sae.

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:28.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it really was that five. You're so right because

0:26:29.040 --> 0:26:30.800
<v Speaker 2>when it was like it was night. It was now

0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 2>nine o'clock at night and there I was like, it's done,

0:26:34.840 --> 0:26:37.399
<v Speaker 2>Like it's been three hours of darkness. She's just hunkered

0:26:37.480 --> 0:26:39.720
<v Speaker 2>down for the night. I pictured her and like she

0:26:39.800 --> 0:26:42.040
<v Speaker 2>carved out a little like you know, hole in a

0:26:42.119 --> 0:26:45.840
<v Speaker 2>hollow tree or something, and it's just like scared and

0:26:45.920 --> 0:26:48.399
<v Speaker 2>shaking and waiting because she hadn't eaten since the day before.

0:26:48.440 --> 0:26:50.359
<v Speaker 2>It like five o'clock when she eats, you know, Like

0:26:50.359 --> 0:26:53.280
<v Speaker 2>I was like, she's gone for over twenty four hours

0:26:53.320 --> 0:26:55.560
<v Speaker 2>without eating. Hopefully she got into some trash or something

0:26:55.560 --> 0:26:57.000
<v Speaker 2>and found something to eat that day.

0:26:58.320 --> 0:27:01.320
<v Speaker 3>Water even, oh my god, she needs to be checked

0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:02.800
<v Speaker 3>for what.

0:27:03.040 --> 0:27:04.240
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even think about water.

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:06.240
<v Speaker 3>She should probably take her to the vet to be

0:27:06.320 --> 0:27:08.399
<v Speaker 3>checked for worms because she might have drank.

0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:13.639
<v Speaker 1>By the way, absolutely, when you get away, like she

0:27:13.800 --> 0:27:17.040
<v Speaker 1>was eating trash, she was like drinking up my god.

0:27:17.800 --> 0:27:20.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm doing my podcast and Brian just had a

0:27:20.840 --> 0:27:23.920
<v Speaker 2>really good point that Goldie could have eaten from puddles

0:27:24.080 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 2>during the day she was gone, and so we should

0:27:26.080 --> 0:27:30.240
<v Speaker 2>have her checked for worms period. Okay, good to know,

0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:33.040
<v Speaker 2>we'll do that this week. Thank you for that. I

0:27:33.119 --> 0:27:37.640
<v Speaker 2>just dictated a text, by the way, So then I'm

0:27:37.640 --> 0:27:40.040
<v Speaker 2>on stage in Hartford and I do a joke about

0:27:40.040 --> 0:27:42.240
<v Speaker 2>Goldie being you you bring it up?

0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Bring it up?

0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Was she found at that point?

0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:50.320
<v Speaker 1>No, literally, you say it on stage.

0:27:50.480 --> 0:27:53.400
<v Speaker 3>That's not this scratching the asshole Joe.

0:27:53.760 --> 0:27:54.080
<v Speaker 2>It was.

0:27:54.160 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:56.359
<v Speaker 2>I was talking about I go, my dog is missing,

0:27:56.960 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 2>and I said, she's been missing all day. This is

0:27:59.320 --> 0:28:03.399
<v Speaker 2>really helping me, like distract me from it. But the

0:28:03.440 --> 0:28:05.679
<v Speaker 2>only good thing about having a missing dog as opposed

0:28:05.680 --> 0:28:07.359
<v Speaker 2>to like a missing kid, is I know that no

0:28:07.400 --> 0:28:11.800
<v Speaker 2>one's trying to fuck my dog because that is true.

0:28:11.840 --> 0:28:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Like great, It was like some kind of relief that

0:28:15.160 --> 0:28:18.760
<v Speaker 2>you know dog because if you're dog, yeah, that's true.

0:28:18.920 --> 0:28:20.840
<v Speaker 2>And then Sean shoke was and if someone is, I

0:28:20.880 --> 0:28:21.960
<v Speaker 2>don't want her back.

0:28:23.520 --> 0:28:23.600
<v Speaker 4>Her.

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:26.960
<v Speaker 2>So I said that joke and everyone kind of laughed,

0:28:26.960 --> 0:28:28.480
<v Speaker 2>but I was like, she really is missing. It sucks

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:30.080
<v Speaker 2>so much, but you know, thanks for coming out, and

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:32.520
<v Speaker 2>this actually does distract me. It's gonna be okay, everything

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 2>will be fine. And then a minute later, I just

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:37.520
<v Speaker 2>hear commotion on the side of the stage and I

0:28:37.560 --> 0:28:40.520
<v Speaker 2>like look over and Emily's like they found her. They

0:28:40.600 --> 0:28:44.000
<v Speaker 2>found her, like so adorable, and I'm like what what?

0:28:44.160 --> 0:28:45.800
<v Speaker 2>And then I like looked at my phone. I was like,

0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:50.280
<v Speaker 2>it was the best feeling I've ever felt in my

0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:54.120
<v Speaker 2>entire life, Like I I will never feel I hope

0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:56.640
<v Speaker 2>I never feel a feeling that good again, because it

0:28:56.960 --> 0:28:59.400
<v Speaker 2>the only way to feel it is to be so discouraged,

0:28:59.600 --> 0:29:03.280
<v Speaker 2>so sad. I know that I will hopefully, I know

0:29:03.320 --> 0:29:07.160
<v Speaker 2>I'll feel the other feeling again. Scary shit happens in life.

0:29:07.200 --> 0:29:09.520
<v Speaker 2>But like to have a loss that you've kind of

0:29:09.560 --> 0:29:12.760
<v Speaker 2>accepted ninety percent in your heart, that it's like happened,

0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:15.840
<v Speaker 2>and to have that relieved is like and that she's

0:29:15.880 --> 0:29:21.480
<v Speaker 2>safe was just I can't even It's like transcends orgasm.

0:29:21.920 --> 0:29:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Like it was the best feeling. Yeah, And then I

0:29:24.760 --> 0:29:26.560
<v Speaker 2>had to like go back to my act, and that

0:29:26.600 --> 0:29:28.360
<v Speaker 2>actually was hard to do it. It's harder to do

0:29:28.400 --> 0:29:30.560
<v Speaker 2>my act on the tail of on the end of

0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:33.320
<v Speaker 2>being that happy than it was when I was scared

0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:33.720
<v Speaker 2>and sad.

0:29:33.840 --> 0:29:35.640
<v Speaker 1>That to me was the most magical part. Is you

0:29:35.680 --> 0:29:38.160
<v Speaker 1>going back to your act because you were so elated,

0:29:38.320 --> 0:29:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Like honestly, there was like that took over. You threw

0:29:42.000 --> 0:29:44.160
<v Speaker 1>your arms up, you were jumping up a down a

0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:50.680
<v Speaker 1>child and right pedophile. It was just so funny. You

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:51.240
<v Speaker 1>have to go.

0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:53.960
<v Speaker 2>Actually that's where I was. I'm telling that joke a

0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:56.560
<v Speaker 2>minute before. It really got me into my pedophile song.

0:29:57.080 --> 0:30:01.480
<v Speaker 2>That's so funny. Yeah, Like I didn't because that I

0:30:01.520 --> 0:30:05.920
<v Speaker 2>am very uncomfortable like being too like emotional on stage,

0:30:05.960 --> 0:30:08.240
<v Speaker 2>Like I know, like people like that a lot, and

0:30:08.520 --> 0:30:11.239
<v Speaker 2>I just think that people overact when they're trying to

0:30:11.280 --> 0:30:13.200
<v Speaker 2>like celebrate and get attention. I just don't want anyone

0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:14.440
<v Speaker 2>to ever think I'm doing.

0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 1>That, I know. That's what it felt. So weird of

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:19.240
<v Speaker 1>finding out a minute later where I'm like this now

0:30:19.400 --> 0:30:20.760
<v Speaker 1>feels like I said.

0:30:22.960 --> 0:30:24.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know what it would have been, Like I

0:30:24.600 --> 0:30:27.480
<v Speaker 2>could see any other comic being like making just such

0:30:27.520 --> 0:30:29.720
<v Speaker 2>a meal of it and like my dog's missing and

0:30:29.760 --> 0:30:32.560
<v Speaker 2>like trying to like get sympathy for it. Like I

0:30:32.560 --> 0:30:35.240
<v Speaker 2>don't want any sympathy for my dog missing. I really didn't.

0:30:35.600 --> 0:30:37.960
<v Speaker 2>It's not it's it could happen to anyone. I'm not

0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:41.080
<v Speaker 2>special because of it. Like yeah, like my friends can

0:30:41.080 --> 0:30:42.800
<v Speaker 2>give me up, my friends can have sympathy, but like

0:30:42.840 --> 0:30:45.240
<v Speaker 2>the audience, like using that as a tactic for the

0:30:45.240 --> 0:30:47.520
<v Speaker 2>audience to be on your side or like also I'd

0:30:47.520 --> 0:30:49.880
<v Speaker 2>be like, fuck, I bought tickets to this show and

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:52.760
<v Speaker 2>now the performers are all like sad and shit. I

0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:54.240
<v Speaker 2>didn't want to put that on them, so I didn't

0:30:54.280 --> 0:30:55.960
<v Speaker 2>And I didn't like indulge in that.

0:30:56.040 --> 0:30:56.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm not in the net.

0:30:56.960 --> 0:30:59.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like imagine doing the net all about your miss

0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:03.720
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, I got the rest of the show.

0:31:03.840 --> 0:31:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I couldn't do that to people, and like, you know,

0:31:06.560 --> 0:31:08.480
<v Speaker 2>it would feel like I was hijacking the show with

0:31:08.560 --> 0:31:11.240
<v Speaker 2>like this is about like it's always about me. But

0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:14.360
<v Speaker 2>at least I have jokes, you know. So then when

0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:16.480
<v Speaker 2>it was really happy, I also was like I don't

0:31:16.480 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 2>want to be too much in this either, because they

0:31:18.720 --> 0:31:20.480
<v Speaker 2>don't care. They were they only knew about my missing

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:22.760
<v Speaker 2>dog for thirty seconds. They're not like in this moment

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:24.520
<v Speaker 2>as much. But then I looked back at the video,

0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:25.840
<v Speaker 2>I was like I should have stayed in a little

0:31:25.840 --> 0:31:27.720
<v Speaker 2>bit more and let let them celebrate, because I like

0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:30.240
<v Speaker 2>instantly was like, oh, like I did a joke immediately

0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:32.120
<v Speaker 2>where I was like, oh, no, I can't get sympathy

0:31:32.160 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 2>laughs anymore because I was making jokes about how you

0:31:34.200 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 2>guys have to laugh at that my dog's been you

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:44.000
<v Speaker 2>don't know my dog show, And so I immediately made

0:31:44.000 --> 0:31:45.720
<v Speaker 2>a joke after I was happy and I was like, oh,

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:47.920
<v Speaker 2>that's like not watching it. Later on, I was like,

0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:51.040
<v Speaker 2>you should like be a little bit more in the like,

0:31:51.640 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 2>let people have a moment with you, Like you don't

0:31:53.640 --> 0:31:55.400
<v Speaker 2>need to rob them of that because you think that

0:31:55.480 --> 0:31:58.280
<v Speaker 2>you're being manipulative when you're really not. You're like trying

0:31:58.280 --> 0:32:00.880
<v Speaker 2>not to be manipulative, so then you all are almost Yeah,

0:32:00.960 --> 0:32:05.520
<v Speaker 2>they were also thrilled there. But I just like, I

0:32:05.560 --> 0:32:09.520
<v Speaker 2>just don't know why I project the audience member like

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:11.800
<v Speaker 2>I because I don't think that way. I would if

0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 2>I was watching Kelsey Ballerini and her dog was missing

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:15.920
<v Speaker 2>and then there was found, I would be so excited

0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:17.880
<v Speaker 2>to be like, let's celebrate this moment and give it

0:32:17.920 --> 0:32:20.480
<v Speaker 2>a beat. But I always just think my audience member

0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:23.880
<v Speaker 2>is like, oh, everything has to be about you. Doesn't it, Oh, Nikki,

0:32:23.920 --> 0:32:26.440
<v Speaker 2>were you said you win? And when well, my mom

0:32:26.560 --> 0:32:28.920
<v Speaker 2>died of cancer last month. Like I just thought of

0:32:29.240 --> 0:32:31.280
<v Speaker 2>the audience member being like you're said about your little

0:32:31.320 --> 0:32:34.320
<v Speaker 2>missing dog for thirteen hours, like my you.

0:32:34.280 --> 0:32:36.560
<v Speaker 3>Know whatever, Like is that like the voice in your head?

0:32:36.920 --> 0:32:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I think it's the voice. It's just like

0:32:39.600 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 2>I do just don't want anyone to think that. I

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 2>think I'm kuh and I think that sometimes people use

0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:48.240
<v Speaker 2>like this thing happened to me to be like to

0:32:48.320 --> 0:32:51.560
<v Speaker 2>get attention, and I just don't. I want attention through comedy.

0:32:51.600 --> 0:32:54.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't want attention through things that like my birthday

0:32:54.880 --> 0:32:57.600
<v Speaker 2>sings that I don't I don't have control of them.

0:32:57.720 --> 0:33:00.880
<v Speaker 1>But I think I think I think most in this

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:06.320
<v Speaker 1>world are they're like, they're very like they are. They're

0:33:06.400 --> 0:33:10.200
<v Speaker 1>so basic And where the cynical people who are like

0:33:10.320 --> 0:33:13.320
<v Speaker 1>they don't want this, but they really do. Yeah, they

0:33:13.400 --> 0:33:15.000
<v Speaker 1>want a happy ending so.

0:33:15.120 --> 0:33:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Much they want to. I need to. Like I learned

0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 2>a lesson both as an artist that night, as a like,

0:33:20.720 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what I learned as like a human.

0:33:22.520 --> 0:33:24.520
<v Speaker 2>I think I would have probably handled her disappearance the

0:33:24.560 --> 0:33:26.320
<v Speaker 2>same way today if it happened based on what I

0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:30.440
<v Speaker 2>did that day, like everything was I felt right about.

0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:32.400
<v Speaker 2>But I think as an artist, I would have like

0:33:32.800 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 2>leaned into a little bit more and had it be

0:33:34.360 --> 0:33:37.880
<v Speaker 2>like a more celebratory moment and like like because why not.

0:33:38.320 --> 0:33:40.120
<v Speaker 2>But there would have been in my mind the whole

0:33:40.160 --> 0:33:43.160
<v Speaker 2>time someone being like it's a dog bitch. Yeah, Like

0:33:43.200 --> 0:33:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I just you know, I always thinking about Patrise O'Neil's

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 2>joke about like white women kissing their dogs or like

0:33:49.080 --> 0:33:51.000
<v Speaker 2>there's something like they just get in there, and like

0:33:51.080 --> 0:33:53.880
<v Speaker 2>how it's just like so white and privileged of me

0:33:53.960 --> 0:33:56.959
<v Speaker 2>to be like my little doggie who I rescued is gone,

0:33:57.080 --> 0:33:59.240
<v Speaker 2>and I just like you don't have a right to

0:33:59.240 --> 0:34:02.680
<v Speaker 2>be sad where I sometimes see like like Elizabeth Smart,

0:34:02.680 --> 0:34:04.640
<v Speaker 2>I'd be milking that the rest of my life. If

0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 2>I survived something that horrific where I was in the woods,

0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:09.680
<v Speaker 2>stolen from my house and raped every day for like

0:34:09.760 --> 0:34:11.480
<v Speaker 2>months and months in the woods and no one could

0:34:11.520 --> 0:34:13.440
<v Speaker 2>find me, I wouldn't be like I don't really want

0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:15.359
<v Speaker 2>to talk about this. I'd be like, no, you all

0:34:15.400 --> 0:34:18.040
<v Speaker 2>have to listen to my struggle because nothing, nothing you've

0:34:18.080 --> 0:34:18.600
<v Speaker 2>been through.

0:34:18.440 --> 0:34:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Is what I've been through.

0:34:19.160 --> 0:34:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can tour with that for like twenty years. Yeah,

0:34:22.840 --> 0:34:25.160
<v Speaker 2>if I go like if my if my parents die someday,

0:34:25.200 --> 0:34:26.920
<v Speaker 2>I might have jokes about it. But unless it's like

0:34:26.960 --> 0:34:29.959
<v Speaker 2>a thing that not everyone eventually has to go through,

0:34:30.000 --> 0:34:32.879
<v Speaker 2>which is losing our parents, which you know, hopefully that's

0:34:32.880 --> 0:34:34.439
<v Speaker 2>the way it happens, and it's not the other way,

0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:37.320
<v Speaker 2>Like I you know, there are people in that audience

0:34:37.320 --> 0:34:40.279
<v Speaker 2>who probably lost their children to like, you know, like

0:34:40.360 --> 0:34:42.200
<v Speaker 2>and how dare I get up there and be like

0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:44.960
<v Speaker 2>I dog like I just why do I do that?

0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:47.720
<v Speaker 1>Because people are But you have to realize that everyone

0:34:47.719 --> 0:34:50.080
<v Speaker 1>in that audience is just there to have a nice

0:34:50.120 --> 0:34:51.920
<v Speaker 1>time and they want to feel happy.

0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:52.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's true.

0:34:52.880 --> 0:34:55.560
<v Speaker 1>And like, honestly, if you bought tickets.

0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:58.120
<v Speaker 2>To you to make my I make my fans a

0:34:58.160 --> 0:35:03.000
<v Speaker 2>bit and I'm sorry to why not of judgmental bitches,

0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:03.440
<v Speaker 2>But they're not.

0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:06.799
<v Speaker 1>No, they want to see you in all the ways,

0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:09.319
<v Speaker 1>just like if Elizabeth Marth was touring with her One

0:35:09.320 --> 0:35:09.919
<v Speaker 1>Woman show.

0:35:10.080 --> 0:35:17.319
<v Speaker 3>Intents, It's like when a politician posts something online like

0:35:17.360 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 3>about like there's been a lot of crime and we've

0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:22.120
<v Speaker 3>decreased the crime rate in our in our state this year.

0:35:22.320 --> 0:35:24.560
<v Speaker 3>Very proud of the police officers. And then someone comments

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:27.080
<v Speaker 3>like you did this whole speech with that once mentioning

0:35:27.160 --> 0:35:30.000
<v Speaker 3>dark four. Yeah, like this has nothing to do with Darfur.

0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:33.040
<v Speaker 1>We talked about darfour for so long, and that I

0:35:33.080 --> 0:35:34.000
<v Speaker 1>haven't heard darfour.

0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:39.839
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, yeah, exactly you but you're so right.

0:35:39.960 --> 0:35:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Everything comes back. If you read any comments, you will

0:35:43.200 --> 0:35:45.880
<v Speaker 2>eventually see someone bringing that up of like, oh so

0:35:45.960 --> 0:35:48.279
<v Speaker 2>you care about this and not this, and it's like, yeah,

0:35:48.520 --> 0:35:51.200
<v Speaker 2>it's a different thing. That's the person I planted someone.

0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:55.520
<v Speaker 1>That's how I view everyone in the world. But it's like, truly,

0:35:55.600 --> 0:35:58.920
<v Speaker 1>the most miserable person online, right, who is never paid

0:35:59.000 --> 0:36:00.880
<v Speaker 1>to go out into don't.

0:36:01.120 --> 0:36:02.839
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't even have to be a tragedy. It'd be like

0:36:03.160 --> 0:36:07.160
<v Speaker 3>today's International Women's Day. Congratulations to International Women's Day. You

0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:09.719
<v Speaker 3>don't even mention dark four. It's like, this is not

0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:11.680
<v Speaker 3>even a tragedy we're talking about for.

0:36:11.680 --> 0:36:12.920
<v Speaker 2>It's a cute dog name though.

0:36:13.040 --> 0:36:13.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:36:16.000 --> 0:36:19.080
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, she was found, how do they find her?

0:36:19.160 --> 0:36:23.359
<v Speaker 3>Foun she just they find her part where they found her.

0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 2>My parents were watching Bill maher my mom is just

0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:32.720
<v Speaker 2>like play poor parents. They were watching They were yeah,

0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:35.000
<v Speaker 2>that's what they do, and that's why she went missing,

0:36:35.040 --> 0:36:36.560
<v Speaker 2>because they care too much about.

0:36:37.120 --> 0:36:39.320
<v Speaker 3>New rule to keep her in the house.

0:36:41.040 --> 0:36:43.360
<v Speaker 2>The new rule I gotta I just sent them today

0:36:43.400 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 2>like a little like like, uh, blow up kind of

0:36:47.880 --> 0:36:50.120
<v Speaker 2>pillow you put around her head so she can't sneak

0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:54.520
<v Speaker 2>through fences when she goes out, and I put an

0:36:54.520 --> 0:36:55.759
<v Speaker 2>air tag around her neck.

0:36:55.960 --> 0:36:58.760
<v Speaker 1>That's what Goldie deserves, though, like she should be shunned.

0:36:58.760 --> 0:37:03.040
<v Speaker 2>A little bit that has a doughnut print on it.

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:05.240
<v Speaker 2>For some reason, there was only one on Amazon twenty

0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:09.400
<v Speaker 2>two bucks arriving tomorrow, Mom. But uh no, they were

0:37:09.440 --> 0:37:13.080
<v Speaker 2>just watching Bill Maher tenth nine thirty at night. And

0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:15.200
<v Speaker 2>because I see it like in the video where my

0:37:15.239 --> 0:37:17.000
<v Speaker 2>dad is like talking to Goldie, I see Bill mar

0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Froze on TV. But yeah, they were watching watching Bill Maar.

0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:22.560
<v Speaker 2>And then they have like that there's like an outdoor

0:37:22.600 --> 0:37:25.680
<v Speaker 2>door to a deck that's like on a second story

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:27.080
<v Speaker 2>that you have to like climb up these stairs to

0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:29.320
<v Speaker 2>get the deck. And Goldie came back through the hole

0:37:29.360 --> 0:37:31.440
<v Speaker 2>in the fence from which she came or maybe they

0:37:31.520 --> 0:37:33.600
<v Speaker 2>left the gate open, I don't know what, and she

0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:35.399
<v Speaker 2>came back in and came up through the back door

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 2>where she would have originally gone to go get foo

0:37:37.560 --> 0:37:40.400
<v Speaker 2>food her own.

0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:49.560
<v Speaker 1>She scratched at the door, at the door, Hakeem Jeffreys, Oh.

0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:52.080
<v Speaker 2>My god, that's so funny. I don't know where Bilmar

0:37:52.239 --> 0:37:56.319
<v Speaker 2>is going to be this weekend, what casino, So she

0:37:56.400 --> 0:37:58.319
<v Speaker 2>just scratched at the door like I'm ready to eat.

0:37:58.560 --> 0:38:00.960
<v Speaker 3>She had like a firm Bullie journey or whatever that

0:38:01.000 --> 0:38:01.360
<v Speaker 3>movie is.

0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 2>No one, That's what I know is no one caught

0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:06.880
<v Speaker 2>her all day because she would be with us, like

0:38:06.960 --> 0:38:09.480
<v Speaker 2>she just was on her own all day having an adventure.

0:38:09.560 --> 0:38:12.279
<v Speaker 2>I think, you know, she probably chased something once she

0:38:12.320 --> 0:38:14.280
<v Speaker 2>got out of the fence, got too far away, lost

0:38:14.320 --> 0:38:16.960
<v Speaker 2>the scent, and then all day was I think she

0:38:17.160 --> 0:38:19.960
<v Speaker 2>just lost and was like probably went through modes of

0:38:20.000 --> 0:38:23.200
<v Speaker 2>like having fun and sniffing to like being really scared,

0:38:23.600 --> 0:38:27.359
<v Speaker 2>and then eventually just got little whiffs of sense of

0:38:27.360 --> 0:38:29.680
<v Speaker 2>the neighborhood and got back. Because there's no other reason

0:38:29.760 --> 0:38:32.040
<v Speaker 2>she Because I was talking to Anya and she's like

0:38:32.320 --> 0:38:33.799
<v Speaker 2>she just was out all day, and I was like, no,

0:38:33.840 --> 0:38:35.880
<v Speaker 2>she would not have stayed like she was hungry. She

0:38:35.920 --> 0:38:37.680
<v Speaker 2>wanted to get back. There's no way she would have

0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:40.680
<v Speaker 2>been out longer than ten minutes. Ever, she's never gone

0:38:40.680 --> 0:38:43.600
<v Speaker 2>that long. She definitely lost the scent and then she

0:38:43.600 --> 0:38:44.360
<v Speaker 2>picked it up again.

0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:45.280
<v Speaker 3>She's smart.

0:38:45.280 --> 0:38:47.919
<v Speaker 2>She always knows, like a mile away from my parents' house,

0:38:47.920 --> 0:38:49.920
<v Speaker 2>she like knows she could smell the air and like

0:38:50.040 --> 0:38:53.680
<v Speaker 2>knows we're getting close. So she's she's smart and she

0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:55.799
<v Speaker 2>found her way back. But god, damn it, every dog.

0:38:55.880 --> 0:38:58.719
<v Speaker 3>I feel like every dog has one adventure like that

0:38:58.840 --> 0:39:02.040
<v Speaker 3>in their life. Yeah, ever out Jack got Jack was.

0:39:02.719 --> 0:39:04.600
<v Speaker 3>I was in New York on Long Island with Jack

0:39:04.640 --> 0:39:06.759
<v Speaker 3>in the backyard. And my backyard Long Island doesn't have

0:39:06.880 --> 0:39:09.360
<v Speaker 3>a fence. It has a fence around the back, but

0:39:09.400 --> 0:39:11.239
<v Speaker 3>not on the side, so you can easily just walk

0:39:11.280 --> 0:39:15.040
<v Speaker 3>out or walk in. And Jack never runs away, you know, Jack,

0:39:15.080 --> 0:39:17.719
<v Speaker 3>he's just kind of like but he was younger at

0:39:17.719 --> 0:39:19.800
<v Speaker 3>the time, and he caught the scent of a squirrel

0:39:19.800 --> 0:39:22.839
<v Speaker 3>and he started chasing it. And yeah, he wasn't gone

0:39:22.880 --> 0:39:25.040
<v Speaker 3>for that long, but it was a little adventure where

0:39:25.080 --> 0:39:27.520
<v Speaker 3>he just was in the neighborhood probably like an hour

0:39:27.920 --> 0:39:29.959
<v Speaker 3>that's long. Yeah, where he was like he was out

0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:31.760
<v Speaker 3>and I was like it took me like ten minutes

0:39:31.800 --> 0:39:34.239
<v Speaker 3>to realize, like, wait where is he? And then yeah,

0:39:34.239 --> 0:39:34.759
<v Speaker 3>we got on.

0:39:34.719 --> 0:39:37.160
<v Speaker 2>Bikes and then you found it about cause we knew.

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:38.759
<v Speaker 3>Like he couldn't be that far away based on the

0:39:38.760 --> 0:39:41.480
<v Speaker 3>amount of time he's been missing, but he was pretty far.

0:39:41.920 --> 0:39:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Had stories about this where their dog goes missing and

0:39:44.880 --> 0:39:46.719
<v Speaker 2>it was eight hours, it was nine hours. There was

0:39:46.760 --> 0:39:48.560
<v Speaker 2>one that was like three days. So I was like,

0:39:48.719 --> 0:39:52.040
<v Speaker 2>not completely hopeless. I really was like, oh, this is

0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:53.719
<v Speaker 2>going to be one of those. But yeah, they just

0:39:54.320 --> 0:40:00.279
<v Speaker 2>she came back with a pierced belly button. She got

0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:04.080
<v Speaker 2>a while she's pregnant. Sean sheeplessly asked in the green

0:40:04.120 --> 0:40:08.560
<v Speaker 2>room is a Goldie spade or whatever? And I was

0:40:08.600 --> 0:40:13.160
<v Speaker 2>like yeah. He was like, good, you're right, and they're not.

0:40:13.360 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 2>They come back if that dog got pregnant. She's too

0:40:17.520 --> 0:40:20.880
<v Speaker 2>widow to be pregnant. All right, So do we go

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:23.640
<v Speaker 2>to break or do we You can if you want to,

0:40:24.560 --> 0:40:26.320
<v Speaker 2>can we do it? And then we come back. Sure,

0:40:27.000 --> 0:40:28.799
<v Speaker 2>big announcement when we get back. We'll be right back

0:40:28.960 --> 0:40:35.759
<v Speaker 2>with this. All right, I'm back. So Bessie's I have

0:40:35.840 --> 0:40:39.560
<v Speaker 2>an announcement and oh my god.

0:40:39.680 --> 0:40:42.680
<v Speaker 3>What I mean, It's just this is like your dog

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:43.680
<v Speaker 3>goes missing suddenly.

0:40:46.040 --> 0:40:49.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Bessie's, you're about to lose your dog, and I

0:40:49.280 --> 0:40:52.480
<v Speaker 2>really hate to do this to you. There's no easy

0:40:52.480 --> 0:40:55.839
<v Speaker 2>way to say this, so I just will say it.

0:40:55.960 --> 0:40:59.000
<v Speaker 2>This is the last episode of the Nicki Glazer podcast,

0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:01.799
<v Speaker 2>and that is a real set. It is true, the

0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:04.680
<v Speaker 2>podcast is ending. I am so sorry to tell you

0:41:04.719 --> 0:41:07.880
<v Speaker 2>this way. I know. I'm just gonna let it sink in.

0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:14.160
<v Speaker 2>I know that there's just no easy way to tell

0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:17.040
<v Speaker 2>people when something is over. I could have told two

0:41:17.080 --> 0:41:20.080
<v Speaker 2>weeks ago, but then you would have been sad then,

0:41:20.400 --> 0:41:22.320
<v Speaker 2>and then you would have just been sad for two weeks.

0:41:22.440 --> 0:41:27.080
<v Speaker 2>I think. I think as a listener, I would be like,

0:41:27.239 --> 0:41:29.560
<v Speaker 2>why did she wait till the last episode to tell us?

0:41:29.600 --> 0:41:34.440
<v Speaker 2>That's really shitty? But I think ultimately the episodes that

0:41:34.480 --> 0:41:38.200
<v Speaker 2>follow an announcement that it's the last episode are not great. Yeah,

0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:41.799
<v Speaker 2>there's a vibe that would be different. And so I

0:41:41.880 --> 0:41:44.480
<v Speaker 2>and just know that this was the way it had

0:41:44.520 --> 0:41:47.399
<v Speaker 2>to happen, both from what I wanted to do and

0:41:47.520 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 2>other forces. So this is how it's happening. And I'm

0:41:50.560 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 2>really sorry if it hurts you to hear that, And

0:41:53.719 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 2>let's just talk about why. I think you probably already know.

0:41:59.320 --> 0:42:04.279
<v Speaker 2>My life is gotten a lot more insane. It has

0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:06.279
<v Speaker 2>been for a couple of years now, but it is

0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:11.719
<v Speaker 2>just into a different realm at this point of just

0:42:11.840 --> 0:42:17.480
<v Speaker 2>demand and time consuming. And and it's not like I

0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:19.879
<v Speaker 2>don't enjoy this podcast. It's not like I don't look

0:42:19.920 --> 0:42:22.080
<v Speaker 2>forward to it, because all those things are still true.

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:27.960
<v Speaker 2>I just don't have the energy to uh, I'm I

0:42:28.000 --> 0:42:30.239
<v Speaker 2>want to. I want to have the energy to love

0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:32.120
<v Speaker 2>it every time I do it, and that's starting to

0:42:32.320 --> 0:42:34.680
<v Speaker 2>wane for me. It's not at that point yet, but

0:42:35.280 --> 0:42:37.719
<v Speaker 2>I could see with the like what I've got going

0:42:37.719 --> 0:42:40.040
<v Speaker 2>on the rest of the year, it would have started

0:42:40.040 --> 0:42:41.719
<v Speaker 2>to be taxing. And I don't want to give you

0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:44.239
<v Speaker 2>a product that I'm showing up. And I don't want

0:42:44.239 --> 0:42:47.280
<v Speaker 2>to make you the first show Hartford Crowd where I'm

0:42:47.440 --> 0:42:50.160
<v Speaker 2>getting through some sort of pain to deliver a product.

0:42:50.520 --> 0:42:53.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't want that from my artists, and I don't

0:42:53.560 --> 0:42:56.799
<v Speaker 2>think you would want that either. And I am very

0:42:56.800 --> 0:43:02.480
<v Speaker 2>sad about it, because this obviously is very special to me.

0:43:02.520 --> 0:43:04.640
<v Speaker 2>I've been doing it for four years, and even before that.

0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:08.080
<v Speaker 2>I have fans from the last podcast I Did You Up.

0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:10.440
<v Speaker 2>I have fans for probably even the not safe podcasts

0:43:10.440 --> 0:43:13.239
<v Speaker 2>who have been listening to me podcasts and even before then,

0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:16.840
<v Speaker 2>let's go to the one I did with Anya. I

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:20.399
<v Speaker 2>forget the name, but even before what was it? Nothing?

0:43:20.480 --> 0:43:22.719
<v Speaker 2>I know nothing, Yes, thank you. And then before that

0:43:23.600 --> 0:43:25.600
<v Speaker 2>you had to be there. Like I've been podcasting for

0:43:26.080 --> 0:43:29.600
<v Speaker 2>over ten years. I've only taken a couple years break

0:43:29.600 --> 0:43:35.000
<v Speaker 2>I think in that time, and I will again at

0:43:35.000 --> 0:43:37.160
<v Speaker 2>some point in the future. But I need to have

0:43:37.200 --> 0:43:39.520
<v Speaker 2>this break, and I will miss it because it is

0:43:40.040 --> 0:43:42.080
<v Speaker 2>you already know this, besties, Like I talk on this

0:43:42.120 --> 0:43:44.560
<v Speaker 2>podcast in a way that I don't talk anywhere else

0:43:44.760 --> 0:43:46.480
<v Speaker 2>in my life. I think you probably see me on

0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:48.040
<v Speaker 2>things here and there. You come to see my stand

0:43:48.120 --> 0:43:50.520
<v Speaker 2>up and you go, oh, that's like the nikky we

0:43:50.560 --> 0:43:52.560
<v Speaker 2>know from the podcast. But it's not a place that

0:43:52.719 --> 0:43:54.920
<v Speaker 2>I can can't be this way and this open and

0:43:54.920 --> 0:43:58.200
<v Speaker 2>this kind of free and loose anywhere else in my life.

0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:01.279
<v Speaker 2>And I've really appreciated having that outlet. It's meant so

0:44:01.360 --> 0:44:03.799
<v Speaker 2>much to me. I will miss it so freaking much.

0:44:04.120 --> 0:44:07.120
<v Speaker 2>You don't even understand. I'm already like thinking of things

0:44:07.160 --> 0:44:08.799
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to tell you this week, and I'm like, well,

0:44:08.800 --> 0:44:10.160
<v Speaker 2>I can't fit it in because this is the good

0:44:10.200 --> 0:44:12.320
<v Speaker 2>bye episode. There's going to be times where I'm like,

0:44:12.400 --> 0:44:14.120
<v Speaker 2>damn it, I wish I could tell the besties that

0:44:14.520 --> 0:44:17.600
<v Speaker 2>because but the good news is is that because of this,

0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:19.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be forced to inject that kind of

0:44:20.280 --> 0:44:22.479
<v Speaker 2>person I am on this podcast that you love so much,

0:44:22.560 --> 0:44:24.160
<v Speaker 2>because you might not be a fan of my other

0:44:24.320 --> 0:44:26.600
<v Speaker 2>outlets of entertainment. You might be someone who goes I

0:44:26.680 --> 0:44:28.120
<v Speaker 2>like her podcasts, I don't like her stand up, I

0:44:28.160 --> 0:44:30.000
<v Speaker 2>like her on I like her podcasts. I don't like

0:44:30.000 --> 0:44:32.319
<v Speaker 2>her on these shows or the roast that's not her.

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:34.480
<v Speaker 2>I understand that because this is a different version of

0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:41.040
<v Speaker 2>me that is more authentic, more less less manicured, literally

0:44:41.120 --> 0:44:45.920
<v Speaker 2>and I uh and I understand wanting and missing that,

0:44:46.000 --> 0:44:48.040
<v Speaker 2>and I'll miss it in myself. So what I'm saying

0:44:48.040 --> 0:44:50.120
<v Speaker 2>to you is that because of the void of this,

0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:52.960
<v Speaker 2>you will start to see that vibe of me injected

0:44:52.960 --> 0:44:55.799
<v Speaker 2>into the other things I do because I will have

0:44:55.840 --> 0:44:57.520
<v Speaker 2>to put them out there because I will I will

0:44:57.520 --> 0:45:00.879
<v Speaker 2>miss putting it out here. So that means more tiktoks

0:45:00.880 --> 0:45:04.280
<v Speaker 2>that are more like this kind of vibe, just more

0:45:04.440 --> 0:45:06.200
<v Speaker 2>in my stand up that's this kind of vibe. I

0:45:06.239 --> 0:45:08.360
<v Speaker 2>just know that the Nikki that you know in this

0:45:08.400 --> 0:45:10.840
<v Speaker 2>podcast that you're gonna miss will show up in other places,

0:45:10.840 --> 0:45:12.440
<v Speaker 2>And I understand if you don't want to support those

0:45:12.480 --> 0:45:14.319
<v Speaker 2>places yet, and you're going to be like, you know what,

0:45:14.360 --> 0:45:15.800
<v Speaker 2>if she's not doing the podcast, I don't want to

0:45:15.800 --> 0:45:18.879
<v Speaker 2>support her is totally your prerogative, and you can wait

0:45:18.920 --> 0:45:22.120
<v Speaker 2>till I maybe podcasts to get in the future when

0:45:22.160 --> 0:45:24.239
<v Speaker 2>I have the time and the energy for it. This

0:45:24.320 --> 0:45:27.240
<v Speaker 2>isn't an iHeart thing. I have loved being at iHeart.

0:45:27.239 --> 0:45:28.839
<v Speaker 2>They let me be who I want. They have never

0:45:28.880 --> 0:45:32.279
<v Speaker 2>given me a single note, almost to the detriment of them,

0:45:32.320 --> 0:45:34.719
<v Speaker 2>to be honest with you, they should have. They have

0:45:34.800 --> 0:45:36.759
<v Speaker 2>let me be myself. They have given me everything that

0:45:36.800 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 2>I've ever wanted for this podcast. They have let They've

0:45:39.040 --> 0:45:41.920
<v Speaker 2>never forced guests on me. They have never forced me

0:45:42.080 --> 0:45:45.600
<v Speaker 2>to do any kind of like marketing or campaign or

0:45:45.640 --> 0:45:48.440
<v Speaker 2>anything like well, a lot of podcasts networks do like

0:45:48.520 --> 0:45:51.200
<v Speaker 2>It's It's. I have been so lucky to be with them.

0:45:51.239 --> 0:45:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Anytime any comedian asked me like, should I do a

0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:56.640
<v Speaker 2>podcast with iHeart, I'm like, one hundred percent yes. I

0:45:56.680 --> 0:45:59.640
<v Speaker 2>don't even talk to them. They only deal with Noah

0:45:59.680 --> 0:46:03.279
<v Speaker 2>and know has has loved her relationship with them, like

0:46:03.560 --> 0:46:06.239
<v Speaker 2>they just they let me be me and that has

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:09.120
<v Speaker 2>been such a gift. And so I've gotten just to

0:46:09.160 --> 0:46:12.240
<v Speaker 2>have on my friends that I love and you've gotten

0:46:12.280 --> 0:46:15.680
<v Speaker 2>to know through me. Like That's the one thing I

0:46:15.680 --> 0:46:17.799
<v Speaker 2>won't miss about the podcast is people asking me if

0:46:17.800 --> 0:46:19.480
<v Speaker 2>they can be a guest on the show and me

0:46:19.560 --> 0:46:21.960
<v Speaker 2>having to explain that I only have on my friends

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:23.520
<v Speaker 2>and then they go, but I'm your friend, and I go,

0:46:23.920 --> 0:46:25.880
<v Speaker 2>I think we should. You should reassess that the same thing.

0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:30.120
<v Speaker 2>That's the one thing that's I was trying to think of,

0:46:30.160 --> 0:46:32.239
<v Speaker 2>like what lone I miss about the podcast And that's

0:46:32.280 --> 0:46:33.839
<v Speaker 2>the only thing is people being like, hey, I've got

0:46:33.880 --> 0:46:35.440
<v Speaker 2>to promote this thing. Can I be on the podcast?

0:46:35.480 --> 0:46:37.759
<v Speaker 2>And me having to ask Noah, like how do I

0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:40.760
<v Speaker 2>tell this person, like I only have on my parents

0:46:41.280 --> 0:46:44.640
<v Speaker 2>and my comedian friends, who I like am most comfortable

0:46:44.680 --> 0:46:47.600
<v Speaker 2>around because this is a comedian friend. Like that's the

0:46:47.640 --> 0:46:50.399
<v Speaker 2>only thing I'll I won't miss. It has never felt

0:46:50.440 --> 0:46:54.880
<v Speaker 2>like a burden. It's always been fun and I just

0:46:54.920 --> 0:46:57.920
<v Speaker 2>have to I just have to move on for now

0:46:59.719 --> 0:47:02.799
<v Speaker 2>because I need to focus on the other things that

0:47:02.840 --> 0:47:06.160
<v Speaker 2>are just in such demand in my life. And I

0:47:06.200 --> 0:47:08.239
<v Speaker 2>hope you understand, and I hope you can kind of

0:47:08.239 --> 0:47:11.160
<v Speaker 2>see it through your own life of like things you've

0:47:11.160 --> 0:47:13.600
<v Speaker 2>had to let go that you love because you just

0:47:13.640 --> 0:47:15.680
<v Speaker 2>can't fit it anymore, you know, Like you love going

0:47:15.680 --> 0:47:18.360
<v Speaker 2>to yoga, you love meditating, you love going to therapy,

0:47:18.480 --> 0:47:20.759
<v Speaker 2>Like things that are good for your soul that you like,

0:47:20.960 --> 0:47:23.359
<v Speaker 2>they fall by the wayside when life gets busy. That's

0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 2>what's happening right now. Like this podcast is like, uh,

0:47:27.880 --> 0:47:31.760
<v Speaker 2>just it's it's felt like something that has been extra

0:47:31.840 --> 0:47:33.399
<v Speaker 2>that I get to do that is so fun. It's

0:47:33.400 --> 0:47:37.920
<v Speaker 2>never felt like work, but now it unfortunately, I have

0:47:38.000 --> 0:47:41.760
<v Speaker 2>to say goodbye to it, this version of it for

0:47:42.680 --> 0:47:46.319
<v Speaker 2>the foreseeable future. And I'm I'm trying not to be

0:47:46.360 --> 0:47:48.839
<v Speaker 2>tried about it. I'm trying to be matter of fact

0:47:48.920 --> 0:47:51.480
<v Speaker 2>and like tell you the facts. And I'm sorry that

0:47:51.520 --> 0:47:55.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm feeling I'm seemingly emotionless. I don't know if you

0:47:55.280 --> 0:47:57.239
<v Speaker 2>just noticed earlier on the show, but I don't like

0:47:57.320 --> 0:48:00.920
<v Speaker 2>to be emotional about things that are actually very painful.

0:48:01.239 --> 0:48:03.680
<v Speaker 2>So I'm not letting in like the pain that I'm

0:48:03.719 --> 0:48:06.680
<v Speaker 2>feeling around this. But just I promise you I am,

0:48:07.160 --> 0:48:09.279
<v Speaker 2>I am just as sad as you are, and I

0:48:09.320 --> 0:48:11.280
<v Speaker 2>know that I'm in control of this and it's it's

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:16.680
<v Speaker 2>this is my choice to stop the podcast, but I

0:48:16.800 --> 0:48:20.080
<v Speaker 2>promise you it's gonna make my life a lot, like uh,

0:48:20.600 --> 0:48:23.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, this is work, and it's going to free

0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:28.160
<v Speaker 2>me up to be mentally better for the people in

0:48:28.200 --> 0:48:29.719
<v Speaker 2>my life. And I hope that you want that for me.

0:48:30.520 --> 0:48:33.759
<v Speaker 2>And I promise you you're gonna find another podcast. There is

0:48:33.800 --> 0:48:36.000
<v Speaker 2>another podcast out there for you. I'm not trying to

0:48:36.040 --> 0:48:37.839
<v Speaker 2>be like it's not you, it's me, and like there's

0:48:37.840 --> 0:48:39.840
<v Speaker 2>a better girl out there for you. There's maybe not,

0:48:40.320 --> 0:48:42.400
<v Speaker 2>but there are other people doing podcasts that are just

0:48:42.440 --> 0:48:45.200
<v Speaker 2>as honest, just as loose, just as silly as mine.

0:48:45.680 --> 0:48:49.759
<v Speaker 2>Go to podcasts on Reddit and ask put out a

0:48:49.760 --> 0:48:51.320
<v Speaker 2>post and say here's what I like in a podcast,

0:48:51.400 --> 0:48:53.520
<v Speaker 2>and people will recommend once to you. I can't off

0:48:53.520 --> 0:48:54.839
<v Speaker 2>the top of my head, like you know, I listened

0:48:54.840 --> 0:48:57.359
<v Speaker 2>to last cultur Aesis. I would really steer you towards

0:48:57.440 --> 0:49:00.399
<v Speaker 2>that because it is like a plus banter and chat

0:49:00.440 --> 0:49:03.080
<v Speaker 2>chit chat and like honesty.

0:49:03.239 --> 0:49:08.120
<v Speaker 6>Well, we call our listeners besties because they're are best

0:49:08.120 --> 0:49:11.920
<v Speaker 6>friends and we started this podcast being best friends. And

0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:14.680
<v Speaker 6>one of the things that make us best friends is

0:49:14.680 --> 0:49:17.400
<v Speaker 6>that we support each other. And when you see your

0:49:17.400 --> 0:49:19.839
<v Speaker 6>friend thriving, like you want her or him to just

0:49:20.560 --> 0:49:21.520
<v Speaker 6>get the most out of it.

0:49:21.520 --> 0:49:23.840
<v Speaker 2>And I know that's gonna be the overall vibe. I

0:49:23.880 --> 0:49:26.399
<v Speaker 2>know some people are gonna be upset and really mad

0:49:26.440 --> 0:49:29.040
<v Speaker 2>at me. And that's fine too, because that's this happens

0:49:29.080 --> 0:49:31.520
<v Speaker 2>with best friends. But like I would like to also say,

0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:35.040
<v Speaker 2>that's such a good reminder, Noah, Like, like best friends,

0:49:35.280 --> 0:49:37.480
<v Speaker 2>you can move to a different city. This is like

0:49:37.480 --> 0:49:40.319
<v Speaker 2>a best friend leaving your city. You're still gonna see

0:49:40.360 --> 0:49:43.520
<v Speaker 2>me in other ways, Like we're still gonna keep in touch.

0:49:43.560 --> 0:49:47.439
<v Speaker 2>I'm not disappearing. It's gonna be, but it's not gonna

0:49:47.440 --> 0:49:50.399
<v Speaker 2>be as frequent, right, And so that is and it's

0:49:50.440 --> 0:49:52.359
<v Speaker 2>sad and it sucks. But my husband got a job

0:49:52.400 --> 0:49:54.640
<v Speaker 2>in another town and I have to move. Well, it's

0:49:54.719 --> 0:49:55.600
<v Speaker 2>you have got the job.

0:49:55.760 --> 0:49:57.880
<v Speaker 6>You have such an exciting year ahead and there's so

0:49:57.960 --> 0:49:59.680
<v Speaker 6>many things that are coming down the pike that when

0:49:59.680 --> 0:50:01.239
<v Speaker 6>people see them happen.

0:50:01.800 --> 0:50:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Your girlfriends get jobs themselves and they don't just follow it.

0:50:05.960 --> 0:50:09.160
<v Speaker 2>If I'm talking about your best friend in the late eighties, Yeah,

0:50:10.400 --> 0:50:12.239
<v Speaker 2>that's the only reason you would lose her is that

0:50:12.280 --> 0:50:16.120
<v Speaker 2>her husband got a job in marketing and DC so

0:50:17.080 --> 0:50:19.120
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, but here's the other thing, is like you

0:50:19.160 --> 0:50:21.160
<v Speaker 2>just pick back where you left off as soon as

0:50:21.200 --> 0:50:23.360
<v Speaker 2>it becomes possible to be best friends to get me

0:50:23.640 --> 0:50:29.640
<v Speaker 2>so like, I obviously will come back. I would bet

0:50:29.920 --> 0:50:32.120
<v Speaker 2>everything on it that I will re enter the podcast

0:50:32.160 --> 0:50:33.680
<v Speaker 2>game at some point I would love to do with

0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:37.680
<v Speaker 2>iHeart iHeart listen up like the throw your hat in

0:50:37.719 --> 0:50:39.360
<v Speaker 2>the ring when that's time to do that. You know

0:50:39.440 --> 0:50:42.319
<v Speaker 2>I love you. I don't have any plans that I'm

0:50:42.320 --> 0:50:44.680
<v Speaker 2>not thinking about another podcast. I'm not thinking about when

0:50:44.760 --> 0:50:47.080
<v Speaker 2>it is like I am going to be single for

0:50:47.120 --> 0:50:49.480
<v Speaker 2>a while and be someone who doesn't have a podcast.

0:50:49.560 --> 0:50:51.440
<v Speaker 2>It might be a long while, might be I don't know,

0:50:51.520 --> 0:50:54.239
<v Speaker 2>but I when I'm ready to do that again, I

0:50:54.239 --> 0:50:55.840
<v Speaker 2>hope you jump back on board. If you don't, I

0:50:55.880 --> 0:50:58.680
<v Speaker 2>understand if you found someone else. Just know that I

0:50:58.719 --> 0:51:01.480
<v Speaker 2>will really really miss you guys, and that it doesn't

0:51:01.480 --> 0:51:03.160
<v Speaker 2>have to end, Like you could still come to my shows.

0:51:03.200 --> 0:51:05.600
<v Speaker 2>You can still. A girl gave me a note on

0:51:05.719 --> 0:51:08.000
<v Speaker 2>stage this weekend. I wouldn't recommend that because we're about

0:51:08.000 --> 0:51:10.400
<v Speaker 2>to amp up security and so rushing the stage at

0:51:10.440 --> 0:51:12.440
<v Speaker 2>the end of the show might get you in trouble,

0:51:12.440 --> 0:51:14.319
<v Speaker 2>but if you give it to the merch booth, they

0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:18.560
<v Speaker 2>will deliver it to me, right, okay. And then also

0:51:18.880 --> 0:51:22.000
<v Speaker 2>we're going to keep the Nikki guys are Pod Instagram open.

0:51:22.080 --> 0:51:24.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll still post things on that when I think of you,

0:51:24.000 --> 0:51:28.160
<v Speaker 2>guys and remember things, and you can still DM me.

0:51:28.280 --> 0:51:29.759
<v Speaker 2>I mean a lot of you are already slipped in my

0:51:29.800 --> 0:51:35.799
<v Speaker 2>dms you. There's ways to stay in touch, and I

0:51:35.840 --> 0:51:38.680
<v Speaker 2>feel all the love and I hope that our friendship

0:51:38.800 --> 0:51:41.359
<v Speaker 2>doesn't have to end with this. I really just want

0:51:41.400 --> 0:51:43.000
<v Speaker 2>you to look at this like your best friend is

0:51:43.040 --> 0:51:45.960
<v Speaker 2>moving out of the country and that she's still alive.

0:51:46.400 --> 0:51:48.120
<v Speaker 2>But you, guys, your friendship isn't going to be as

0:51:48.160 --> 0:51:50.960
<v Speaker 2>tight and as frequent anymore. But that doesn't mean that

0:51:51.000 --> 0:51:54.799
<v Speaker 2>the connection is still there, right yeah, yeah, And I

0:51:54.800 --> 0:51:58.359
<v Speaker 2>don't want to add that. I'll be fine. Sean and

0:51:58.440 --> 0:52:01.759
<v Speaker 2>Brian are on Nicky's writers. They're still going to be collaborating,

0:52:02.880 --> 0:52:04.440
<v Speaker 2>and then you'll have Emily on the road with you

0:52:04.680 --> 0:52:07.759
<v Speaker 2>forever and they'll be so fun. And this was a

0:52:07.800 --> 0:52:10.640
<v Speaker 2>decision like you, I would understand, like if I was

0:52:10.680 --> 0:52:13.440
<v Speaker 2>a listener and I'm like, Oh, she's gotten new people

0:52:13.440 --> 0:52:15.680
<v Speaker 2>in her life recently, and like maybe this is their

0:52:15.760 --> 0:52:18.960
<v Speaker 2>influence or something, if you know, like if you've been

0:52:19.000 --> 0:52:21.839
<v Speaker 2>listening for the past few like year or whatever, Like

0:52:22.239 --> 0:52:27.560
<v Speaker 2>all the people that have been added to my life, Brian, Sean, Emily, Taylor, Chris,

0:52:28.000 --> 0:52:30.799
<v Speaker 2>like all these people that have become major stays in

0:52:30.800 --> 0:52:33.360
<v Speaker 2>my life, Like they're all like the best people. Ever,

0:52:33.680 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 2>this isn't a decision that was like inspired by any

0:52:36.080 --> 0:52:38.680
<v Speaker 2>of them or has taken me away from something like

0:52:39.040 --> 0:52:42.920
<v Speaker 2>this is literally coming from me. And I want to

0:52:42.960 --> 0:52:45.520
<v Speaker 2>write movies, I want to make TV shows. I can't

0:52:45.560 --> 0:52:49.080
<v Speaker 2>do that when I have other stuff going on and

0:52:49.239 --> 0:52:51.480
<v Speaker 2>I need I'm clearing space in my life, not just

0:52:51.480 --> 0:52:53.240
<v Speaker 2>with the podcast, but with a lot of other things

0:52:53.440 --> 0:52:56.720
<v Speaker 2>to try other types of things in my life. So Brian,

0:52:56.800 --> 0:52:58.719
<v Speaker 2>me and Sean and Emily are all going to be

0:52:59.239 --> 0:53:01.880
<v Speaker 2>producing stuff to go other Noah is going to obviously

0:53:01.920 --> 0:53:04.040
<v Speaker 2>stay in my life. On girls Chat, we have a friendship.

0:53:04.040 --> 0:53:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh you is not.

0:53:05.160 --> 0:53:09.000
<v Speaker 6>Even friendship's number one based on what'd you say. Our

0:53:09.040 --> 0:53:11.640
<v Speaker 6>friendship is number one, Like I totally forgot that. We

0:53:11.719 --> 0:53:13.440
<v Speaker 6>have to like even make that clear to the pain

0:53:13.480 --> 0:53:16.640
<v Speaker 6>of our friendship. Is starting December third.

0:53:17.719 --> 0:53:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that like that's the that's the great part is

0:53:20.520 --> 0:53:22.399
<v Speaker 2>like I think when you leave a job, you leave

0:53:22.440 --> 0:53:24.160
<v Speaker 2>behind so many people that you worked with and saw

0:53:24.160 --> 0:53:26.200
<v Speaker 2>every day. But like, my relationship with Noah's not going

0:53:26.280 --> 0:53:28.840
<v Speaker 2>to change really at all. Like the podcast was just

0:53:28.840 --> 0:53:30.920
<v Speaker 2>something we did in addition to our friendship, you know

0:53:30.960 --> 0:53:34.560
<v Speaker 2>what I mean. So, and Noah's going to be fine.

0:53:34.600 --> 0:53:37.640
<v Speaker 2>She is an incredible producer and you will be able

0:53:37.719 --> 0:53:41.080
<v Speaker 2>to find her work elsewhere, and we'll let you know

0:53:41.400 --> 0:53:45.080
<v Speaker 2>about that when we can, I guess via our socials Noah. Yeah,

0:53:45.440 --> 0:53:48.480
<v Speaker 2>well people know where to find Okay, cool and anything

0:53:48.480 --> 0:53:49.799
<v Speaker 2>you guys would like to add. I'm sorry I just

0:53:49.960 --> 0:53:52.600
<v Speaker 2>monologized for I.

0:53:52.600 --> 0:53:55.279
<v Speaker 3>Can't believe that you did that whole announcement that once

0:53:55.360 --> 0:54:02.600
<v Speaker 3>mentioning darfour yes really upseting. I do want to say

0:54:02.600 --> 0:54:05.280
<v Speaker 3>thank you. I mean I came in midstream on this podcast.

0:54:05.360 --> 0:54:07.319
<v Speaker 3>I wasn't a not safe podcast, so I guess to

0:54:07.400 --> 0:54:09.800
<v Speaker 3>some people I was familiar, but to a great eighty

0:54:09.840 --> 0:54:12.680
<v Speaker 3>five percent of them, I was a stranger. And you know,

0:54:13.120 --> 0:54:15.400
<v Speaker 3>maybe some people hated me at the beginning and then

0:54:15.480 --> 0:54:16.720
<v Speaker 3>came around to those people.

0:54:16.760 --> 0:54:17.120
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

0:54:17.840 --> 0:54:20.560
<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I appreciate being like embraced by the besties.

0:54:20.560 --> 0:54:24.400
<v Speaker 3>I got so much, so many nice messages over the

0:54:24.480 --> 0:54:28.439
<v Speaker 3>last two years from besties saying you know, nice things

0:54:28.440 --> 0:54:30.080
<v Speaker 3>about me or even just like helping me out when

0:54:30.080 --> 0:54:32.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm searching for a mattress or getting my gallbladder removed

0:54:32.960 --> 0:54:36.840
<v Speaker 3>or whatever the fuck I was dealing with. And yeah,

0:54:36.840 --> 0:54:40.600
<v Speaker 3>this is a great, incredible group of fans. Yeah, and

0:54:41.280 --> 0:54:44.239
<v Speaker 3>such nice people. And I was just I'm just so

0:54:44.360 --> 0:54:44.879
<v Speaker 3>happy that.

0:54:44.920 --> 0:54:47.680
<v Speaker 2>We're special, right, Like, there's incredible.

0:54:47.080 --> 0:54:48.600
<v Speaker 3>Group of fans.

0:54:48.640 --> 0:54:51.279
<v Speaker 2>It's different. I want to give you guys credit for that,

0:54:51.320 --> 0:54:53.880
<v Speaker 2>because you're just probably one fan in a and you

0:54:53.920 --> 0:54:56.120
<v Speaker 2>don't understand like the group that you're in, or maybe

0:54:56.120 --> 0:54:58.920
<v Speaker 2>you have met them at shows or in subreddits or whatever.

0:54:58.960 --> 0:55:02.120
<v Speaker 2>But like you're all just like different than all my

0:55:02.120 --> 0:55:03.759
<v Speaker 2>other fans. I know, I've always told you that. But

0:55:03.800 --> 0:55:07.799
<v Speaker 2>you just you know me better than some Like I mean,

0:55:08.719 --> 0:55:11.080
<v Speaker 2>best friends outside this room don't know me as well

0:55:11.080 --> 0:55:12.520
<v Speaker 2>as you guys know me. Like if you listen to

0:55:12.520 --> 0:55:16.480
<v Speaker 2>the podcast, you are a ride or die like I

0:55:16.560 --> 0:55:19.200
<v Speaker 2>will always love you, like I will always love you

0:55:19.280 --> 0:55:21.920
<v Speaker 2>for loving me when I've been at my worst on

0:55:21.960 --> 0:55:25.239
<v Speaker 2>this podcast, when I've come in in bad moods and depressed,

0:55:25.280 --> 0:55:28.040
<v Speaker 2>and I could. I was always allowed to be myself.

0:55:28.120 --> 0:55:30.680
<v Speaker 2>I never feared the backlash from you guys. You don't

0:55:30.719 --> 0:55:33.160
<v Speaker 2>know how freeing that is as an artist. I do

0:55:33.239 --> 0:55:36.840
<v Speaker 2>not take it for granted. Did I get right? Usually?

0:55:36.840 --> 0:55:38.920
<v Speaker 2>I say granted because I tried to do the opposite

0:55:38.960 --> 0:55:42.279
<v Speaker 2>of the what you know, I really don't like. I

0:55:43.239 --> 0:55:44.880
<v Speaker 2>hope you stay with me. I hope you follow me

0:55:44.920 --> 0:55:46.520
<v Speaker 2>wherever I go next. I hope you support the other

0:55:46.560 --> 0:55:49.160
<v Speaker 2>things I do. But it's okay if you don't like I,

0:55:49.160 --> 0:55:51.760
<v Speaker 2>I I'll be okay. But and you have every reason

0:55:51.800 --> 0:55:55.839
<v Speaker 2>to be so upset and so like disappointed, like let

0:55:55.880 --> 0:55:58.000
<v Speaker 2>that in. But like I was thinking about this, and

0:55:58.000 --> 0:55:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I was like, god, I don't want to disappoint them.

0:55:59.680 --> 0:56:02.040
<v Speaker 2>Like it was just like how do I say this?

0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:04.160
<v Speaker 2>Like do I really do this? Like I just don't

0:56:04.160 --> 0:56:06.000
<v Speaker 2>want people to be mad at me, especially not besties

0:56:06.040 --> 0:56:08.200
<v Speaker 2>who have like the best hearts, And why would I

0:56:08.239 --> 0:56:10.080
<v Speaker 2>be giving up on this whole group of this fan

0:56:10.160 --> 0:56:12.919
<v Speaker 2>base that has been so supportive through thick and thin,

0:56:13.040 --> 0:56:16.279
<v Speaker 2>and and it's like I just was like, you know what,

0:56:16.480 --> 0:56:18.799
<v Speaker 2>my favorite things have all ended at some point and

0:56:18.840 --> 0:56:20.840
<v Speaker 2>I've had to get used to Seinfeld being in my

0:56:20.880 --> 0:56:23.279
<v Speaker 2>life in a different way than the show Seinfeld. And

0:56:23.320 --> 0:56:26.239
<v Speaker 2>I've had to watch media in the cars, you know.

0:56:26.560 --> 0:56:26.799
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:56:27.080 --> 0:56:30.359
<v Speaker 2>Or I've had to friends ended, and that was devastating,

0:56:30.440 --> 0:56:34.560
<v Speaker 2>like deep ended, like things that have mattered succession, like

0:56:34.600 --> 0:56:38.120
<v Speaker 2>you guys have worked through me, like White Lotus this season.

0:56:38.200 --> 0:56:40.640
<v Speaker 2>I am so obsessed with White Lotus in a way

0:56:40.640 --> 0:56:42.680
<v Speaker 2>that I know besties are obsessed with this podcast, like

0:56:43.040 --> 0:56:47.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm wrapped up and it's going to things end. Everything ends,

0:56:48.239 --> 0:56:53.359
<v Speaker 2>And that's not me being you know, being flippant about it.

0:56:53.400 --> 0:56:55.640
<v Speaker 2>But just know that I've been through this before with

0:56:55.719 --> 0:56:58.040
<v Speaker 2>things that I love, and so I'm commiserating with you,

0:56:58.080 --> 0:56:59.839
<v Speaker 2>and I understand and even the way I feel about

0:56:59.840 --> 0:57:01.759
<v Speaker 2>this podcast is different than the way you feel about it,

0:57:02.920 --> 0:57:05.680
<v Speaker 2>and so I understand what a loss this is to

0:57:05.719 --> 0:57:07.640
<v Speaker 2>some of you, and I'm understand also understand that some

0:57:07.719 --> 0:57:09.000
<v Speaker 2>of you are like, this is the first episode I've

0:57:09.000 --> 0:57:09.800
<v Speaker 2>listened to chill out this.

0:57:12.160 --> 0:57:15.800
<v Speaker 3>I would say most people probably have not heard every

0:57:15.840 --> 0:57:19.320
<v Speaker 3>single episode of this podcast or half of all of

0:57:19.360 --> 0:57:22.440
<v Speaker 3>your podcasts, And like a lot of the episodes are evergreen.

0:57:22.480 --> 0:57:24.320
<v Speaker 3>It's not like you have to know, it's not like

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:27.200
<v Speaker 3>topical stuff about Barack Obama or something. You can go back,

0:57:27.280 --> 0:57:29.720
<v Speaker 3>you can go back and listen. And I think we'd

0:57:29.720 --> 0:57:34.760
<v Speaker 3>be remiss to not mention Andrew here and how important

0:57:34.880 --> 0:57:37.720
<v Speaker 3>pactful he was for the first two and a half

0:57:37.800 --> 0:57:38.640
<v Speaker 3>years of the podcast.

0:57:38.680 --> 0:57:40.600
<v Speaker 2>He'll be here right now. But he moved to New York.

0:57:40.680 --> 0:57:42.040
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, he moved to New York.

0:57:42.440 --> 0:57:48.880
<v Speaker 1>Got to be the only one who's not fine. He's

0:57:48.960 --> 0:57:49.520
<v Speaker 1>also moved.

0:57:49.640 --> 0:57:51.800
<v Speaker 3>He's also moved on to a new chapter in his life.

0:57:51.840 --> 0:57:52.840
<v Speaker 3>I wonder could you call him?

0:57:52.840 --> 0:57:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Could he?

0:57:53.360 --> 0:57:55.920
<v Speaker 2>I would love to. The thing is, yeah, Andrew I

0:57:55.960 --> 0:57:58.000
<v Speaker 2>wanted on here, but he just moved to New York. Yeah,

0:57:58.400 --> 0:58:01.400
<v Speaker 2>the way you guys handled and leaving the show and

0:58:01.440 --> 0:58:05.280
<v Speaker 2>then Brian taking his place, and that really was extraordinary

0:58:05.280 --> 0:58:07.240
<v Speaker 2>because that was a rough part of the show for

0:58:07.280 --> 0:58:09.720
<v Speaker 2>me as well, Like that all came out that was

0:58:09.760 --> 0:58:12.880
<v Speaker 2>not what I wanted, and Brian was what I wanted

0:58:13.000 --> 0:58:15.400
<v Speaker 2>ultimately when there was a space from but Andrew leaving

0:58:15.400 --> 0:58:19.560
<v Speaker 2>that wasn't anything anyone wanted and it was uncomfortable. And

0:58:19.960 --> 0:58:21.520
<v Speaker 2>so we've been through some shit on this show and

0:58:21.560 --> 0:58:24.080
<v Speaker 2>you guys like rolled with it and you accepted me,

0:58:24.200 --> 0:58:26.600
<v Speaker 2>and I just really appreciate you so much, and you've

0:58:26.680 --> 0:58:29.240
<v Speaker 2>allowed You've like seen me through a crazy change in

0:58:29.280 --> 0:58:32.240
<v Speaker 2>my life, and you've loved everyone that I've introduced you to.

0:58:32.360 --> 0:58:34.480
<v Speaker 2>You love my parents, you love my boyfriend, you love

0:58:35.200 --> 0:58:37.200
<v Speaker 2>my friends, you love Taylor, you love my sister, you

0:58:37.240 --> 0:58:40.560
<v Speaker 2>love my brother in law like it's you love my dogs.

0:58:41.120 --> 0:58:43.880
<v Speaker 2>I really appreciate the love. It feels like family. And

0:58:43.960 --> 0:58:47.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna really misconnecting with you all. Twice a week.

0:58:47.560 --> 0:58:49.280
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get Andrew on the phone, and I just

0:58:49.320 --> 0:58:50.920
<v Speaker 2>I want you to know I love you a lot,

0:58:51.040 --> 0:58:54.480
<v Speaker 2>and it doesn't have to change. You can still comment

0:58:54.520 --> 0:58:59.880
<v Speaker 2>on myself. I'll read it sometimes, Andrew, I'll text them.

0:59:00.960 --> 0:59:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Will you text you up? Thank you so much? Emily.

0:59:03.800 --> 0:59:08.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah so that. But yeah, I I'm so sorry to

0:59:08.600 --> 0:59:11.600
<v Speaker 2>tell you this way. I but I'm this is a

0:59:11.600 --> 0:59:13.800
<v Speaker 2>Glazer exit. You guys know I don't like goodbyes. I

0:59:13.840 --> 0:59:15.600
<v Speaker 2>worked on it with my therapist. She said that when

0:59:15.600 --> 0:59:17.880
<v Speaker 2>I left her, I had to go to three sessions

0:59:17.920 --> 0:59:19.520
<v Speaker 2>before I left her. But I think that was just

0:59:19.560 --> 0:59:22.760
<v Speaker 2>a way to get me to like, to convince me

0:59:22.800 --> 0:59:25.360
<v Speaker 2>to stay. Yeah, but she was like, you don't like goodbyes,

0:59:25.440 --> 0:59:27.080
<v Speaker 2>you say them very quick and then you leave. I

0:59:27.120 --> 0:59:30.040
<v Speaker 2>don't who does Like why do people like to revel in?

0:59:30.160 --> 0:59:32.320
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't like this? Like I'm already getting like

0:59:32.360 --> 0:59:34.840
<v Speaker 2>emotional talking about too much. It's embarrassing to cry. Oh

0:59:34.880 --> 0:59:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Andrew's calling back. Yes, Andrew, Yo, Hey, it's the last podcast.

0:59:40.440 --> 0:59:43.880
<v Speaker 2>I just told the besties it's the last one. I

0:59:43.960 --> 0:59:47.560
<v Speaker 2>broke the news. We're talking about the show or reminiscing

0:59:47.600 --> 0:59:50.600
<v Speaker 2>about the good times. And uh, and obviously you were

0:59:50.600 --> 0:59:52.760
<v Speaker 2>a huge part of the show and even continue to

0:59:52.760 --> 0:59:54.480
<v Speaker 2>be in the end, and I just wanted to know

0:59:54.520 --> 0:59:57.000
<v Speaker 2>if you had anything to say to the besties.

0:59:57.440 --> 0:59:58.120
<v Speaker 4>What show.

1:00:03.880 --> 1:00:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Las Boy Island three?

1:00:05.440 --> 1:00:10.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was happy to have you on and be

1:00:10.800 --> 1:00:15.320
<v Speaker 4>part of it. You're an up and comer. I saw

1:00:15.360 --> 1:00:16.480
<v Speaker 4>something in you that no.

1:00:16.440 --> 1:00:20.960
<v Speaker 3>One saw, you know, anywhere, and.

1:00:20.960 --> 1:00:23.000
<v Speaker 4>I was like, you know what, this person needs this

1:00:23.360 --> 1:00:26.600
<v Speaker 4>and it is a pleasure. It was honestly the best

1:00:27.160 --> 1:00:28.440
<v Speaker 4>year and eight months of my life.

1:00:28.520 --> 1:00:29.640
<v Speaker 3>I really did enjoy it.

1:00:29.680 --> 1:00:33.120
<v Speaker 4>And uh, I mean, well maybe that was a little far,

1:00:33.200 --> 1:00:34.240
<v Speaker 4>but I really didn't.

1:00:34.280 --> 1:00:35.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the last couple of months of that year and

1:00:35.840 --> 1:00:39.680
<v Speaker 2>eight months wasn't we were we were headed for divorce.

1:00:40.080 --> 1:00:40.840
<v Speaker 2>But now we're good.

1:00:41.760 --> 1:00:44.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, now we're good. I mean it can only go

1:00:44.680 --> 1:00:49.120
<v Speaker 4>up from those last two months. No, it really was

1:00:49.200 --> 1:00:52.920
<v Speaker 4>incredible and uh the best these were great and we

1:00:53.120 --> 1:00:56.200
<v Speaker 4>really I just remember every once in a while, we'll

1:00:56.240 --> 1:00:58.680
<v Speaker 4>be like, it's Wednesday, folks, you know what that means

1:00:58.760 --> 1:00:59.240
<v Speaker 4>or whatever?

1:00:59.360 --> 1:01:01.320
<v Speaker 1>You know, just like the little terms that we came

1:01:01.440 --> 1:01:01.760
<v Speaker 1>up with.

1:01:01.960 --> 1:01:05.040
<v Speaker 4>Yep, and it felt like a like a piece in

1:01:05.200 --> 1:01:08.480
<v Speaker 4>time that doesn't even feel real because it was like COVID.

1:01:08.640 --> 1:01:11.200
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, you moved to Saint Louis to start the

1:01:11.200 --> 1:01:16.920
<v Speaker 2>podcast with me. We started in the Cayman Islands. Yeah,

1:01:16.960 --> 1:01:19.000
<v Speaker 2>but we started the show when we were filming F

1:01:19.040 --> 1:01:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Boy one and we couldn't even talk about F Boy one.

1:01:21.440 --> 1:01:23.160
<v Speaker 2>We were in the Cayman Islands. Isn't that where we

1:01:23.200 --> 1:01:26.200
<v Speaker 2>started the show. We did the show everywhere. We did

1:01:26.200 --> 1:01:28.280
<v Speaker 2>the show in Europe. We did the show in Kaba,

1:01:28.400 --> 1:01:31.560
<v Speaker 2>we did the show in Uh where were we doing

1:01:31.640 --> 1:01:35.439
<v Speaker 2>F Boy three? Lovers and Liars up in Malibu. We've

1:01:35.480 --> 1:01:39.320
<v Speaker 2>done this. I've done the show from so many different hotels.

1:01:40.720 --> 1:01:43.000
<v Speaker 2>But you moved to Saint Louis to start the podcast,

1:01:43.040 --> 1:01:44.720
<v Speaker 2>and you lived there and met your wife there because

1:01:44.720 --> 1:01:47.080
<v Speaker 2>of this podcast. Wow, I don't want me to take credit,

1:01:47.160 --> 1:01:47.920
<v Speaker 2>but you're welcome.

1:01:51.280 --> 1:01:54.120
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I mean that's I think why I didn't give

1:01:54.160 --> 1:01:56.479
<v Speaker 4>you a speech at my wedding because I thought that's what.

1:01:56.400 --> 1:01:57.000
<v Speaker 2>You would say.

1:02:00.400 --> 1:02:04.560
<v Speaker 4>No, honestly, yeah, it was. It definitely was a life

1:02:04.600 --> 1:02:08.720
<v Speaker 4>shift and a career shift. And I think it, you know,

1:02:08.880 --> 1:02:13.160
<v Speaker 4>being doing four shows a week with you, I don't know.

1:02:13.360 --> 1:02:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it started out as four shows a week, which

1:02:15.880 --> 1:02:18.600
<v Speaker 2>was insane, and I know everyone's like, why don't you

1:02:18.600 --> 1:02:21.200
<v Speaker 2>just whittle it down to one one show a week? Guys, don't,

1:02:21.320 --> 1:02:24.480
<v Speaker 2>let's not play that game. Don't. I've been through that already.

1:02:24.920 --> 1:02:28.360
<v Speaker 2>We're not. Don't play that game with me. But yeah,

1:02:28.400 --> 1:02:30.720
<v Speaker 2>it was just it was just the it was. It

1:02:30.840 --> 1:02:34.800
<v Speaker 2>was so much fun and and it almost feels like

1:02:34.840 --> 1:02:36.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to like remember the best times, and I

1:02:36.520 --> 1:02:38.640
<v Speaker 2>swear to god, it almost feels like when you're trying

1:02:38.680 --> 1:02:41.880
<v Speaker 2>to remember your best times of high school or something

1:02:41.880 --> 1:02:44.720
<v Speaker 2>and it's like I don't even I can't. It's like

1:02:44.800 --> 1:02:46.920
<v Speaker 2>it just was like hanging out, like it was just

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<v Speaker 2>the best hangs. And I always just felt like all

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<v Speaker 2>the besties you were just you're always there like with

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<v Speaker 2>us listening It's like it's a conversation that involves you

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<v Speaker 2>even though you're not there, and so I felt, I

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<v Speaker 2>always feel you, You're always with us, and yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't this isn't that sad? I mean it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to take away people's feelings. But do

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<v Speaker 2>I have cancer? Okay, God, I'm so glad something. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you will eventually, but you all announce, won't we all?

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<v Speaker 4>In between two and three?

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't have healthcare.

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<v Speaker 2>How is New York? By the way, we just.

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<v Speaker 4>Moved into our place and we're in the upper West side.

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<v Speaker 4>By you notice the place called Central Park. It is

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<v Speaker 4>I think I went five times in ten years. It

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<v Speaker 4>really is like the best place on earth.

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<v Speaker 3>And I never what.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you doing there? Maybe if you're not John Lennon.

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<v Speaker 4>John Lennon shot himself and walked by that building the

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<v Speaker 4>other day and I was like, Brenda, there's John Lennon

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<v Speaker 4>got shot right there? And she like, was he a drummer?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>It means a lot to a younger generation.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, Emily, our generation, what did John Lennon do in

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<v Speaker 2>the Beatles? I didn't even know that that Wait? What what?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who that is John Lennon.

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<v Speaker 7>John legend is my god. Wow, I'm not you know,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm never one to be like Emily come on this Weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was that was with what was that way?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a comedian that I definitely George Carlin. Why

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<v Speaker 2>would I know who that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, if you're not in comedy. I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>my wife knew George Carlin.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think that was I don't think. I just go,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to get to like I understood, But John Lennon,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand why you don't know there was what

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<v Speaker 2>it was Marie Antoinette was one where you didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>And I go, that's I know because I grew up.

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<v Speaker 1>With Generation.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that's Henry's what I think. So okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean like I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>About Cake and I remember when Napoleon was coming to

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<v Speaker 3>power and it was really impactful.

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<v Speaker 2>Duh what I don't know?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Uh, Jagger and the Dagger.

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<v Speaker 2>Has a song about him.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to like Jack, I just want to say,

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<v Speaker 1>it is truly wild that you don't know who John

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<v Speaker 1>Lennon is. But like right before we started going, like

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<v Speaker 1>we got to introduce you to Tate McCrae. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Right before the podcast, Emily was like, don't worry, Shot,

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to do a Tate Tate McCrae deep dive

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<v Speaker 2>very soon. That's always says to me, but I can

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<v Speaker 2>never say to you that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I know a beetle, Yeah, she might be Bolkswagen Beetle.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm open to.

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<v Speaker 2>Hearing about it, saying for someone who doesn't know what

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<v Speaker 2>a beatle is. We were almost thinking of it as

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<v Speaker 2>like a like the way they even be, like she's

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<v Speaker 2>like a legend. Yeah, you know, like she could be

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<v Speaker 2>a Beatle. No, she can't. She literally can't. I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>the sixties.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Paul McCartney, Yeah, okay, what was he? You play the guitar? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but he was in the Beatles. Okay, do you know

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<v Speaker 2>the Beatles?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you name a song? There's a song like love

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<v Speaker 2>in it?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I think most of yea or every song from that decade.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Vega, Yeah, there's a show called Love in Vegas. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They was running around the word love like they were. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they really love bombing the nineteen sixties.

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<v Speaker 2>They really were. It was all they love, love, love.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know who a lot of these people are yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, well Andrew, we're gonna say goodbye, but thank

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<v Speaker 2>you so much for.

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<v Speaker 1>This. Here we go again.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that I have the power to hang up party, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So you want to say you're goodbye? Yeah? I do?

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<v Speaker 6>You want to get?

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<v Speaker 2>The want to get what are you going to do?

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<v Speaker 2>And what are you going to do? What are you

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<v Speaker 2>going to do?

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<v Speaker 4>Legends?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>So what are you going to do? What are you

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<v Speaker 2>doing in Central Park today?

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<v Speaker 4>I already walked around the Jacqueline Kennedy Reservoir lake and

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<v Speaker 4>I can call it a lake. People call you dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>I learned that you're going to.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably get said by some pigeons and uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's starting get all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>I go to the John Legend Museum, walk around thing

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<v Speaker 4>about love. Okay, well, thanks for having me on, Thanks

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<v Speaker 4>for thinking of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Always love you buddy, all right, love you Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>Bye?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So final thought, it's over.

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<v Speaker 3>This is truly the final thought.

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<v Speaker 2>This is truly final. The final thought is life will

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<v Speaker 2>go on. Nothing really is going to change, except you're

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<v Speaker 2>not going to have this like, uh bi weekly? Is

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<v Speaker 2>it bi weekly?

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<v Speaker 1>Though?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's what I say. It's every two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's what people like.

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<v Speaker 1>I always said bi weekly for every two weeks, but

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<v Speaker 1>I think bi weekly.

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<v Speaker 2>Means twice a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, twice a week, Okay, bi weekly.

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<v Speaker 2>This bi weekly podcast that they feed you knowledge that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not the only thing that's going to change is

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<v Speaker 2>that you're not going to have this like access to me.

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<v Speaker 2>But just know that I'm all right and that you

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<v Speaker 2>actually we have a friendship that transcends a podcast listener relationship,

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<v Speaker 2>especially if you've listened more that I would say five episodes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you're in with me. I you will always

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<v Speaker 2>if you ever see me, I'm saying, like thirty years

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<v Speaker 2>from now, when I'm old and gray and I am

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<v Speaker 2>you see me in an airport getting wheeled down the

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<v Speaker 2>runway by a nice man and I'm muttering to myself

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<v Speaker 2>and you can say, hey, I'm a bestie, and I'll

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<v Speaker 2>spit at you because I'm having cognitive decline. But just know,

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere deep inside me, in my subconscious I feel a

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<v Speaker 2>deep affection for you. Know I'm serious, like saying you're

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<v Speaker 2>a bestie to me in public if you ever see me,

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<v Speaker 2>and like you know, at a show like sharing a

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<v Speaker 2>certain way. They're like, I can tell it when there's

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<v Speaker 2>a bestie. But if you ever run into me in public,

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<v Speaker 2>just know that you you could always ask for a picture.

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<v Speaker 2>You can always have a conversation with me. You have

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<v Speaker 2>like you have a VIP access to my heart and

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<v Speaker 2>my time that other fans do not have. U forever,

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<v Speaker 2>you have that as a bestie. All you have to

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<v Speaker 2>do is have listened to five or more episodes of

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<v Speaker 2>the show and heard this statement. But it's true, like

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of my life, no matter how famous I

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<v Speaker 2>get and I have bodyguards or something crazy, like if

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<v Speaker 2>there's a bestie, I will say, let her in, let's

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<v Speaker 2>get over get over here. Shoot me you can now,

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<v Speaker 2>please don't hurt me. But yeah, you guys are like

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<v Speaker 2>my friends. There's not like a wall up that I

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes have to put up for other fans. And I

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<v Speaker 2>don't mean to say that that means you can you know,

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<v Speaker 2>let's just be cool about it, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>But like, just know that you guys are the real ones.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're the real ones. It will never change.

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<v Speaker 2>That will never change, and that someday we will have

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<v Speaker 2>this relationship again. In another way because podcasting and being

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<v Speaker 2>this intimate with people and talking long form is what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm about. I just have to take a break from

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<v Speaker 2>it right now, and I don't know how long that

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<v Speaker 2>break will be. It might be years and years and years.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like, buckle up, though, and just know that I'll

1:10:49.360 --> 1:10:52.200
<v Speaker 2>let you back in and when I am ready to.

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<v Speaker 2>And I love you and I'm sorry that I ended

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<v Speaker 2>it so abruptly, but I think in the end that

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<v Speaker 2>was actually what was for the best, because I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like to wallow in goodbyes and maybe that's something I

1:11:04.600 --> 1:11:06.120
<v Speaker 2>need to work on. And you can write me and

1:11:06.120 --> 1:11:10.559
<v Speaker 2>tell me that it is, but that is I'll work

1:11:10.600 --> 1:11:12.880
<v Speaker 2>on it. You know, I'm an ever changing person. I

1:11:12.920 --> 1:11:15.080
<v Speaker 2>don't do things perfectly, and that's what this podcast has

1:11:15.080 --> 1:11:17.400
<v Speaker 2>been about more than anything, is that I have been

1:11:17.439 --> 1:11:20.360
<v Speaker 2>a complete mess and you guys have still accepted me.

1:11:20.400 --> 1:11:21.960
<v Speaker 2>And I don't say things that are right. I am

1:11:22.000 --> 1:11:25.360
<v Speaker 2>not always eloquent. I am say dumb things that I

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<v Speaker 2>you know, in retrospect, I'm like, I shouldn't have said that.

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<v Speaker 2>I should take that out. I left it in And

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<v Speaker 2>this is another one of those. So if I got

1:11:30.960 --> 1:11:33.720
<v Speaker 2>if I fucked up this goodbye, just know it's like

1:11:33.840 --> 1:11:36.479
<v Speaker 2>in line with everything else this podcast was about, and

1:11:36.520 --> 1:11:38.720
<v Speaker 2>you should expect no less than me from me. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to just give some thank yous to iHeart before

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<v Speaker 2>we leave and say goodbye forever and not forever, just

1:11:46.479 --> 1:11:50.320
<v Speaker 2>in this format. I want to thank Connell Byrne, Will Pearson,

1:11:50.479 --> 1:11:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Carrie Lieberman at iHeart Podcast, obviously, Will Ferrell, and the

1:11:54.040 --> 1:11:57.840
<v Speaker 2>Big Money Players Jack O'Brien, Thank you so much, Jack

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<v Speaker 2>and all the comedy team at Big Money Players. You

1:12:00.080 --> 1:12:03.200
<v Speaker 2>guys have been so supportive. It's been awesome being a

1:12:03.240 --> 1:12:09.200
<v Speaker 2>part of that select group of amazing comedy podcasts. Those

1:12:09.320 --> 1:12:12.280
<v Speaker 2>that's where you should go to supplement if you haven't already.

1:12:13.360 --> 1:12:16.519
<v Speaker 2>Thank you Nathan o'towski for having us at the super Bowl,

1:12:16.800 --> 1:12:18.840
<v Speaker 2>for all the marketing duties that you've done to make

1:12:18.880 --> 1:12:19.960
<v Speaker 2>this podcast work.

1:12:20.000 --> 1:12:22.280
<v Speaker 3>And thank you.

1:12:22.800 --> 1:12:26.960
<v Speaker 2>Thank you Nathan, ad sales team, Christine Jordan, thank you

1:12:27.040 --> 1:12:31.080
<v Speaker 2>so much for keeping this podcast going. And and to

1:12:31.200 --> 1:12:33.800
<v Speaker 2>all the you know companies throughout the years who I've

1:12:33.840 --> 1:12:35.519
<v Speaker 2>done ads for, thank you for being so cool and

1:12:35.560 --> 1:12:37.880
<v Speaker 2>never giving me notes about how I do my ads.

1:12:37.920 --> 1:12:41.240
<v Speaker 2>That's been really helpful. And to everyone on the video

1:12:41.240 --> 1:12:44.240
<v Speaker 2>team that has made this accessible on YouTube. Mark Canton

1:12:44.400 --> 1:12:46.600
<v Speaker 2>shout out, Mark, thank you for all the zooms that

1:12:46.640 --> 1:12:48.799
<v Speaker 2>you stayed on with us to like set up cameras

1:12:48.840 --> 1:12:53.920
<v Speaker 2>and shots and always so kind. Kelly patronis and lean

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<v Speaker 2>and Loaf is the that's not person's name, that's a

1:12:57.320 --> 1:13:02.720
<v Speaker 2>company that the video. I hope Leanne Loaf was a

1:13:02.800 --> 1:13:05.479
<v Speaker 2>person's name, Lean and Loaf, And then for audio purposes

1:13:05.880 --> 1:13:08.040
<v Speaker 2>to make this sound so good and to fix all

1:13:08.040 --> 1:13:10.080
<v Speaker 2>of our problems that we may have had with like

1:13:10.120 --> 1:13:12.400
<v Speaker 2>air conditioners running and stuff like that. I want to

1:13:12.439 --> 1:13:16.479
<v Speaker 2>thank Chris the check. Chris is the check. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that's how you say it right. And then obviously Noah,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you so much for all of the work that

1:13:20.800 --> 1:13:22.680
<v Speaker 2>you've done in this podcast behind the scenes. It's an

1:13:22.680 --> 1:13:26.000
<v Speaker 2>immense amount of work producing a podcast. You've always made

1:13:26.040 --> 1:13:29.680
<v Speaker 2>it seem you've never like she's the best producer that

1:13:29.800 --> 1:13:34.400
<v Speaker 2>a person could ever dream of, like always never. You know,

1:13:34.479 --> 1:13:36.680
<v Speaker 2>so many times I would have ads that like I

1:13:36.680 --> 1:13:39.000
<v Speaker 2>should have given herder the day before, and she gets

1:13:39.040 --> 1:13:41.960
<v Speaker 2>me extensions. She's never once made me feel bad about anything.

1:13:42.320 --> 1:13:45.519
<v Speaker 2>She's never once communicated that on her end things are

1:13:45.600 --> 1:13:49.040
<v Speaker 2>really stressful, and like she is just such a pro

1:13:49.320 --> 1:13:51.519
<v Speaker 2>has always been so supportive of everything I do, always

1:13:51.520 --> 1:13:53.800
<v Speaker 2>looking out for me of like, hey, maybe let's talk

1:13:53.840 --> 1:13:56.160
<v Speaker 2>about this, maybe let's not talk about this, but always

1:13:56.200 --> 1:13:59.240
<v Speaker 2>so gentle in presenting that She's been an amazing friend,

1:14:00.120 --> 1:14:02.519
<v Speaker 2>an amazing part of the show. Let's not even forget that.

1:14:03.400 --> 1:14:04.680
<v Speaker 2>And so I just want to thank you so much

1:14:04.720 --> 1:14:06.280
<v Speaker 2>for all the work that you've put into it that

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know about, like I know it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>and through your pregnancy, through being a new mom, through

1:14:12.520 --> 1:14:16.200
<v Speaker 2>moving to Tucson, through your marriage like we've Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>so many life changes.

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<v Speaker 6>But I can only do my job as good as

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<v Speaker 6>I do because I work with such a wonderful person.

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<v Speaker 6>And I want to thank Brian also for being so

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<v Speaker 6>helpful in all these situations. Getting to meet Sean and Emily,

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<v Speaker 6>and it was awesome working with Andrew and him setting

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<v Speaker 6>me files and stuff the best he can. I just

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<v Speaker 6>had the best time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you so much, Brian for coming into the

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<v Speaker 2>show and like at a time where you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>people are like what's going on and just riding with

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<v Speaker 2>it and being such a fun like person to talk at.

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<v Speaker 2>And you never made it about you, even though a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of comedians would like, it's very humble with being

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<v Speaker 2>a amazing co host in a way that you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you've never made me feel bad about talking over you

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<v Speaker 2>when I know I have a bazillion times and I've

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<v Speaker 2>felt bad on my own, but you just like have

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<v Speaker 2>always been so supportive, such a good friend, so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Besties love you. Everyone's falling in love with you. So

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<v Speaker 2>thank you so much for Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, thank you for having me. It was so

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<v Speaker 3>cool that to hang out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, really was.

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<v Speaker 3>And what an incredible time capsule in your life these

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<v Speaker 3>last two years to have like bi weekly recaps of

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<v Speaker 3>these moments, Like I do think this is something you'll

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<v Speaker 3>look back on for a long time. To be able

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<v Speaker 3>to just go back and listen to the day after

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<v Speaker 3>the roast in like a comfortable setting, sound like you're

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<v Speaker 3>on Good Morning America. You're here, like talking to your friends,

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<v Speaker 3>to go back and listen to the day after the globes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, these are going to be.

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<v Speaker 3>Things that you look back on, like in thirty years

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<v Speaker 3>when you're when you're dement and you're spitting on.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean truly, like I was thinking about I went

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<v Speaker 2>through like like breakups, getting falling in love, like having

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<v Speaker 2>immense out of depression, immense bouts of elation, COVID, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>there were so many things I went through on this podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>and I whether or not I was talking explicitly about them,

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<v Speaker 2>like I was able to like emote and get it

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<v Speaker 2>out on the show and I felt accepted. And even

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<v Speaker 2>when the podcast wasn't at its best because I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>at my best, you guys like hung in there, and

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<v Speaker 2>maybe we lost a few of you, but like I like,

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<v Speaker 2>I just always felt like you can come and go

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<v Speaker 2>and like they accept me and it's just your artists

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<v Speaker 2>are It's really rare that an artist gets this kind

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<v Speaker 2>of platform. And that's what makes podcasting so special to

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<v Speaker 2>me at least. Does it just feel so intimate. It's

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<v Speaker 2>such a good friendship, and it's it's just different than

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<v Speaker 2>like fan uh artist connection. It's it's it's it's better

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<v Speaker 2>than that.

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<v Speaker 3>And and yeah, final shout out is to to Anya,

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<v Speaker 3>who was also here for so much of this and

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<v Speaker 3>also made the theme song to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Anya's theme song is such an earworm in the like

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<v Speaker 2>the best sense of that word. People love it so much,

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<v Speaker 2>keep singing it and Anya, Yeah, thank thank you to

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<v Speaker 2>Anya for being on so many episodes of the show

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<v Speaker 2>and being such an integral part to just the fabric

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<v Speaker 2>of this show through the years, and just is someone

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<v Speaker 2>I can always like talk about in the besties just

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<v Speaker 2>know instantly who I'm talking about. Girls chat. Shout out

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<v Speaker 2>to all of them, they all listen. They've always been supportive.

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<v Speaker 2>And and Sean, thank you for joining the show in

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<v Speaker 2>these last few months and being such a regular and

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<v Speaker 2>fun addition, like people just fallen in love with you

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<v Speaker 2>as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an honor.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an honor.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm I'm sorry I'm not gay.

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<v Speaker 2>People really disappointed you're not gay. And then thank you

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<v Speaker 2>to Emily for running my shit. And also Emily is

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<v Speaker 2>a bestie, so it was important for me to talk

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<v Speaker 2>to her a lot these past couple of weeks when

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<v Speaker 2>we were planning this last episode. I know it seems

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<v Speaker 2>like it's unplanned, but this was, like I did give

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<v Speaker 2>it a lot of thought of what I was gonna say.

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<v Speaker 2>Whether I hit all those points, I don't know. But Emily,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I really talked to her about like what

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<v Speaker 2>the besties want, and I'm grateful that it was in

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<v Speaker 2>line with what I thought that they would want. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so you in my inner circle, you have someone representing

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<v Speaker 2>you besties in Emily. Who's going to keep me on

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<v Speaker 2>before yes, and he is important, yes, and who is

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<v Speaker 2>going to keep me that same person that you know

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<v Speaker 2>in love and is you know, is turned into my

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<v Speaker 2>best friend who is with me all the time. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in good hands, uh with a bestie. I literally

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<v Speaker 2>have a bestie in working for me now through this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Is how she even ended up working for me, right, Like.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean that's how I first knew if you

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<v Speaker 5>was from this podcast. Amazing and here we are and

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<v Speaker 5>I'm only gen ZM because of this like at the shows, like.

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<v Speaker 2>And like that's pretty great. By hello, So thank you

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<v Speaker 2>guys so much. This is just goodbye for now and

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<v Speaker 2>I love you so much. Jackpots sports sport, don't be

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<v Speaker 2>fine and you've been touched and wait for me because

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be back in some way. And I love you

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<v Speaker 2>so much. Bye, guys. The Nicki Glazer podcast is a

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<v Speaker 1>No