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Speaker 1: Alexis is the one that edited and put this podcast

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Speaker 1: at No No, No, No No at Brook Fox Place

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Speaker 1: about at Brook and Jeffrey find us there on socials

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Speaker 2: Out of all of us, I can safely say Jose

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Speaker 3: God, I just got a new cup and I already

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Speaker 4: And also the most cups of worst coffee. Yeah, visits

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Speaker 1: Coffee out of this huge machine that I don't think

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Hose, how many cups

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Speaker 2: of subpar coffee would you say that you're drinking each day?

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Speaker 2: These my average over my eight hour shift, I'd say

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 6: Okay you again clear water.

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Speaker 2: You don't drink throughout the day though, right like you

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Speaker 4: That's unsure.

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Speaker 6: I go home.

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Speaker 5: I have a couple of mushroom coffee.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't think you can count your seventh cup.

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Speaker 4: Coffee is for your health.

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Speaker 2: Mushrooms, and it goes against this new study that found

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Speaker 2: drinking coffee in the morning could help you live longer.

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Speaker 2: But if you keep drinking past noon, even at twelve

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Speaker 1: Mushrooms coffee and I guess that's me embellishing on this

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Speaker 2: But it's not good. Because researchers track the health of

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Speaker 2: coffee drinkers over a period of ten years. They split

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Speaker 2: them into three categories. Morning coffee drinkers, yeah, all day

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Speaker 4: Oh that's my husband, like tea.

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Speaker 2: They found mourning java people had a sixteen percent lower

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Speaker 4: Even car accidents.

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Speaker 2: Huh yeah, even that. But the people who kept drinking

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Speaker 2: their coffee past noon lost all of the health benefits

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Speaker 2: of it. Oh No, isn't that weird. This is why

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Speaker 4: Okay, then, just kind of like the press, Jeff, you.

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Speaker 4: Hey, my dad was electrician. He says, a good jolt

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Speaker 2: There we go. Jake, You're gonna help us live a

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Speaker 2: little bit longer today. Let's do it.

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Speaker 7: Our show has been around for a long time and

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Speaker 7: Yeah, who refused to give Brook an interview when she

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Speaker 7: Number two Michael bat Jordan for blocking a Lexus on

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Speaker 7: It's like when you restrain one of us, like restraining

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Speaker 7: us all. And of course number three The Morning Shows

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Speaker 2: Again, an enemy of one of us is an enemy

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Speaker 7: Months ago, we were in a close battle with her

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Speaker 7: So in honor of keeping your friends close but your

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Speaker 7: Twenty Yes, now I have a list of twenty questions

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Speaker 7: start with the woman who remarkably has less dancing skill

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Speaker 6: Julia was the first.

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Speaker 5: Game of Thrones. That so fun.

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Speaker 6: Alexis says j l D was on g O T.

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Speaker 6: That is incorrect. She was on.

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Speaker 1: Veep's joke about it, she's the vice president, and then.

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Speaker 4: It's okay, I'm not gonna watch it. Really fun.

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Speaker 2: I would give it while you're saying those nice things about.

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Speaker 4: She's hysterical, it's your turn.

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Speaker 6: How about a number?

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Speaker 4: I'm her favorite numbers five.

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Speaker 5: Brook.

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Speaker 7: Julia Louis Dreyfuss has played many roles in TV and movies.

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Speaker 7: One role she did not play was of a famous

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Speaker 3: You can't sabotage, Brooke knows it.

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Speaker 4: Curry.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it is I Maury Curry.

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Speaker 8: That's correct.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, attention to what's happening on this show this week.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she was famous for her work in radiation, and

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Speaker 7: Brooke remembered that I quizzed around this the other day

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Speaker 4: Was too hard.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Jose, it's your turn. Number one through twenty, not

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Speaker 7: When she was twenty one, j LD became one of

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Speaker 6: Saturday Night Live. That's correct, Sorry.

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Speaker 2: So quick there, but she got cut after one season,

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Speaker 2: So don't remember that, Jeffrey, it's your turn. How about

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Speaker 2: a number number eleven.

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Speaker 6: Eleven, jeff Julia is part of the Marvel cinema at

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Speaker 8: Why?

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey said, she's an extra true. That is.

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Speaker 6: I don't know what movie though, jeff because I don't

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Speaker 2: Of you, good guy.

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Speaker 7: We have three left. We're gonna go back to Brook.

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Speaker 7: We're still talking, Julia Luis Treyfus.

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Speaker 4: Facts, of course we are.

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Speaker 1: Number I'm sticking with that five, so give me fifteen

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Speaker 6: Julia has been married three times true or false.

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Speaker 1: She's been married to the same guy for a really

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Speaker 6: Brooke said, that's false. That is he that is false.

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Speaker 7: She's only married once to We're college sweetheart Brad Hall

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Speaker 6: Okay, Jose, it's your turn. Eighteen eighteen.

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Speaker 7: Jose Julia claims she has a secret superpower. She's unbeatable

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 6: What's good? In a big group?

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Speaker 5: It would be like charades? Are I wanted to say

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Speaker 6: That make such good sense.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey, it's your turn about a number twenty, Jeffrey, Julia's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like it'd be in her family. Give

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Speaker 7: All of us have race car drivers, Jeffrey said, JLD

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Speaker 7: That is Julia's father is jeff Our Louis Dreyfus was

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey got that wrong. I'm gonna give this to Jose

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Speaker 6: and Brook with a shared side. Today's twenty of twenty,

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Speaker 2: That is your shock collar question of the day. Happy birthday, Julia.

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Speaker 2: Your phone tapp is coming up.

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Good news, you're boring lunch from the deli. Just got

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Speaker 2: a lot fancier. Okay, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Because TikTok's newest food obsession is glitter pickles.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I like pickles.

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Speaker 4: Glitter make edible glitter.

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Speaker 2: the hashtag pretty pickles is trending careful not just on

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Speaker 2: my computer the world. And they're actually they're really easy

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Speaker 2: That's it. Then you just enjoy the fanciest, shiniest pickle

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Speaker 4: It doesn't taste like anything. The glitter.

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Speaker 10: Befit you get well if you eat it with your kids,

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Speaker 4: Get glitter donuts often. You get to make jokes about

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, Alexive, she's the one that's

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Speaker 2: Since it's trending, naturally, a bunch of brands jumped onto it,

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Speaker 2: like Jimmy Johns posted a photo where they were making glickles,

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Speaker 2: but they got called out for using non edible glitter.

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Speaker 2: Itj Normal glitter can be toxic. Even if it says

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Speaker 2: spoonful of microplastics.

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Speaker 4: Just stay away from mini glitter like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you want to try a glittery pickle,

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Speaker 2: you can get jars of the approved edible kind on

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Speaker 2: Amazon right now for about ten bucks.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And we've put some edible glitter onto our laser

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Speaker 2: for a brand new, fancy edition of Glazer Stories. It's

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Speaker 2: coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's

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Speaker 2: starting a new reality TV show for billionaires called Bumper

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Speaker 2: Yachts Round One Bezos versus Buffet. Loser has to buy Venezuela.

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Speaker 2: in a dugout, no problem. Okay, do it to a

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Speaker 5: Are we talking about spitting here?

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Speaker 4: I thought we were talking about slapping butts.

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Speaker 2: There's a Cereal butt slapper all loose, the creepy one.

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Speaker 1: You guys, My daughter in third grade, I got a

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Speaker 2: Everyone you learn that from You can't.

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Speaker 4: Do that anywhere, honey. We can't slap the teacher's butt.

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Speaker 6: It would all be.

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Speaker 2: And when a woman in a Denver suburb was out

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Speaker 5: Just you get from that dude, Like, guys, honestly.

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Speaker 4: You get a punchable face, Yes you do.

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Speaker 2: I know what you're thinking. Jose has been questioned and

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Speaker 1: We all know you're too scared to drive an e bikes.

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Speaker 6: I would have two hands on and there's no way.

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Speaker 2: The search continues. This next lazer story is out of Victoria, Australia.

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Speaker 2: Don't you hate when you're trying to burn down a

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Speaker 4: It happens all the time, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: That's a bad Tuesday, And it actually happened when an

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately for them, The first thing that caught fire was

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Speaker 2: CCTV footage shows the individual running around in circles with

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Speaker 1: Okay, stop dropping roll come on the million one time

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Speaker 2: I don't think that works though. If there's actually gasoline,

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Speaker 4: Probably roll into the gas.

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Speaker 3: Yeah all right, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: The man was able to get his pants down around

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Speaker 5: Then butt slapper guy, where's isa moment?

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Speaker 4: So I mean it was a lost opportunity for that.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, the two arsonists are still on the loose

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Speaker 2: As for the restaurant, it never caught fire. It was

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Speaker 1: Anyone else feel that anyone who wants to burned out

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Speaker 2: Yeah, This next laser story is out of Food News. Yay,

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Speaker 2: this is interesting. KFC is set to shake up the

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Speaker 4: What the Saucy?

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Speaker 2: Saucy? We do have drawings of what it's supposed to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got like a fun, punchy like sign and

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Speaker 2: It's given me like nineteen seventies Burger King with Victorious

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Speaker 1: I can totally see it as a Victoria's Secret, now

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Speaker 2: Pink me on lights all over.

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Speaker 5: Secrets.

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Speaker 2: Have you been to that?

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Speaker 5: You know the color scheme.

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Speaker 2: You know we're not We're not going to get into that.

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Speaker 2: So KFC does say it's a new dining concept that's

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Speaker 2: gonna put chicken tenders at the forefront. Oh yeah, offering

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Speaker 2: them with eleven signature sauces, including Chimmy, Cherry Ranch and

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Speaker 4: At some point, can we just say too many options?

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Speaker 4: I would be standing there forever? Out of four thousand

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Speaker 2: Kind of American?

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Speaker 4: Are you?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: You just keep going tram all.

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Speaker 2: To round it out, Saucy leans into the beverage craze

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Speaker 2: big time with eleven specialty drinks featuring peach mango lemonade,

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Speaker 2: a hot honey watermelon refresher, and blue raspberry freezes, all.

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Speaker 1: Things that Alexis wants to put vodka into.

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Speaker 2: Let's not forget it's saucy so On a Friday night,

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Speaker 2: they will be hosting Saucy Soires with a live DJ.

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Speaker 4: You know, okay, you're not going again. You don't want

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Speaker 2: Personally cannot wait. It opens in Orlando later this year.

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of social Media Central.

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Speaker 2: Does anyone ever say, man, I was in a bad mood,

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Speaker 4: Yes, with TikTok.

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Speaker 2: A new study has found that people are significantly more

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Speaker 2: Harvard Medical School collected data on how often adults eighteen

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, and those who said they use social media most

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Speaker 3: Don't get mad, I've.

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Speaker 1: Struggled with I know you can't even pronounce it, but

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Speaker 1: that's because I was on social media, not because of

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Speaker 2: Yea, you know, I'll be the punging bags. And then

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure that's really gonna work for this guy though,

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Speaker 2: if you want to, you can follow him under hard shells,

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Speaker 2: soft moans. Yeah, you're just finding his groove on there,

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Speaker 2: give him a second. That now means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 2: come to an end of the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 2: same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: People may not realize this, but our technical director, Ashton

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Speaker 2: He was becoming Brooke. Now, our producer screens all the

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Speaker 2: Ashton from. In a brand new Loser line coming up?

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Speaker 2: What are you gonna Sayowbrooks, It's like, how did I

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Speaker 8: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Goodby, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 2: you suffering from schizophrenic hallucinations? Because I think we should

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Speaker 2: he's a wanted man, So make sure you don't blow

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Speaker 12: Hi, Alice, this is AKAA Scooter marink. You drink from

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Speaker 12: Maybe after we go on at midnight, maybe we end

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Speaker 12: up back in my she shed, uh, lit a cranberry

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Speaker 3: I want to make a shed of call. He she shed,

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Speaker 3: So girls are going to be.

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Speaker 6: Totally want to come over.

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Speaker 4: She is like the opposite of a man cave.

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Speaker 5: I know that's why we were like, Hey, I don't

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Speaker 6: I got a she just in this day, and it's.

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Speaker 4: Like something that's been around for a long time.

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Speaker 2: But I stay an age, it's okay for men to

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Speaker 6: Yeah, brugs.

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Speaker 2: Sure. And when you invite a lady into your masculine

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I want to call the neighborhood watch on him.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like the real version of Ned Flanders.

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Speaker 4: I really think that he was being very.

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Speaker 2: Since Cranberry Juice and movies. Be careful around that guy.

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Speaker 11: Mark.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, Hello, I was told just the line to leave

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Speaker 9: a voicemail for Joe Rogan. Hey, Joe suck my named

452
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Speaker 9: big fan, big fan.

453
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Speaker 2: I think you do really great work. God, I do.

454
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Speaker 9: But hey, look, I've been watching, I have my mom watching,

455
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Speaker 9: and I don't think there's any way you're right on

456
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Speaker 9: this whole alien thing. They don't exist. If they did,

457
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Speaker 9: we'd have some concrete proof. I don't see one real picture, right,

458
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Speaker 9: and I don't trust the quote unquote government and all

459
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Speaker 9: that they've been putting up on CSNBC whatever. But that's

460
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Speaker 9: what I gotta say on that. But what I will

461
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Speaker 9: say you this, hand to god, man, I've seen real gnomes.

462
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Speaker 9: I've got pictures to prove it. The Bachelor Party back

463
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Speaker 9: in twenty twelve. It's gonna blow your freaking mind.

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Speaker 13: Mark snuffin real gnomes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how many drugs did that man take before he

466
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Speaker 1: wandered into a Grandma's garden.

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Speaker 3: Or is that your basic listeners? I think not a

468
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Speaker 3: wild thing.

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Speaker 4: Is that what it takes to be number one on

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Speaker 4: the pod? What is going on?

471
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Speaker 2: We have a long way to go on our show.

472
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Speaker 4: No, we're not doing that.

473
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Speaker 2: Speaking of the Joe Rogan podcast, maybe you should check

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Speaker 2: out another hot pod with a lead host that's got

475
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Speaker 2: a hot bod. Oh god, that would be the Brook

476
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Speaker 2: and Jeffery podcast. Would it be that? Or as it's

477
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Speaker 2: known in Spanish, Jose, you say, oh, that's correct, don't

478
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Speaker 2: look that up. We are recorded in multiple romantic languages,

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Speaker 2: including Iranian, Dutch, Pitch, and as l, which is the

480
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Speaker 2: best form of podcasts.

481
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Speaker 3: Why you can't even hear it?

482
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the appeal, So go check it out now.

483
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,159
Speaker 2: Now I know you can't see this, but I'm signing

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Speaker 2: for us to continue on to the next club.

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Speaker 13: Next message, Tony, but sorry to bug you again, but

486
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 13: we met almost three days ago. Now you just haven't

487
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Speaker 13: called me like you said you would. And that's really

488
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Speaker 13: kind of strange, isn't it. I mean, you should probably

489
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Speaker 13: let a girl know sooner or later wish she stands

490
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Speaker 13: with you, you know, because you don't want her to

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Speaker 13: just like slip away, like into the arms of another man.

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Speaker 4: Like you don't want me to go back to my.

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Speaker 13: Ex, right, you don't want to check on my Instagram

494
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Speaker 13: in a few months and just see that I'm super

495
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Speaker 13: happy with him, like the happiest I've ever been to

496
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Speaker 13: Then you'll be so upset that we're engaging stuff and

497
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Speaker 13: it's to make you so mad because you mister chance, Tony.

498
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Speaker 13: And then you have to fight my ex like just

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Speaker 13: to try to win me back. Like, let's not get there, Tony.

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Speaker 14: Next message, Wow, and she.

501
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Speaker 3: Already has the.

502
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Speaker 4: Women's fantasies are so different than.

503
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Speaker 2: You don't have to you want to have to run

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Speaker 2: through t sing and chase me down before my flight

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Speaker 2: neves to my honeymoon and my Yorca.

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Speaker 5: Do ye?

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Speaker 4: I mean she said it pretty stable. I think Tony

508
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Speaker 4: missed out.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, right.

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Speaker 14: Next, Hey, I'm uh, I'm sorry I didn't call you, Heather.

511
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Speaker 14: Just since I met you the other day, I've been

512
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Speaker 14: been pretty busy helping out this bird. Yeah. I actually

513
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Speaker 14: found the bird just lying there, and I know you're

514
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Speaker 14: not supposed to like touch birds, but I just I

515
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Speaker 14: felt like the bird was so cold, so I turned

516
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Speaker 14: on the oven. I didn't like put it in and

517
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Speaker 14: like close the oven or anything I see up and

518
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Speaker 14: open just to like let it warm up a little bit.

519
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Speaker 14: And I was really hoping that that would help. And

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Speaker 14: I was thinking, like he was probably pretty hungry, so

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Speaker 14: I was like, should I chew up some seeds and

522
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Speaker 14: spit it out for him? And I figured I didn't

523
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Speaker 14: need to do that. That was probably taking it too far.

524
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Speaker 14: So I made him like this little bowl of oatmeal

525
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Speaker 14: to like sit in and figured maybe you can eat

526
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Speaker 14: it if you really wanted to. Ye, So, like after

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Speaker 14: hearing I hope you you know I think that I'm

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Speaker 14: a good person, because you know, I really am. I'm

529
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Speaker 14: not just good to birds. I'm pretty good to people too,

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Speaker 14: And you'll find that out Soon's.

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Speaker 2: Gonna make you sit in a bowl of oatmeal and

532
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Speaker 2: baby birds some honey nut cheer echoes that he chewed up.

533
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Speaker 4: I feel like the bird was dead the whole time.

534
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Speaker 4: I know, so stiff.

535
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Speaker 2: Remember you can list a loser Line regularly at this

536
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Speaker 2: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

537
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel where you can listen to

538
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 2: every Loser Line, second Date and phones tab that we

539
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Speaker 2: have right there, you got your tap coming.

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Speaker 8: Up, Brook and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: In the morning, one of our listeners reached out to

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Speaker 2: us because she just bought herself a new pair of earrings,

543
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Speaker 2: and immediately her boyfriend was like, where'd you get those?

544
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Speaker 2: Who gave those to you? Instead of just answering him

545
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Speaker 2: and saying she bought them on her own, she did

546
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Speaker 2: the smart thing and reached out to us. We're going

547
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Speaker 2: to clear everything up for this guy in your phone

548
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 2: tap right now? Another Oh hey, is this Caitlin's boyfriend Ace. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was just well, look, I just wanted to make

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Speaker 2: sure that she got those earrings.

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Speaker 14: Who might speak with?

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Speaker 8: Mean?

553
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Speaker 2: Is that really important?

554
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Speaker 11: I mean calling me asked with my girlfriend?

555
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's kind of.

556
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Speaker 11: Important that I know who this is.

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Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I just I just want to get

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Speaker 2: a confirmation. You know. I don't really want to get

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Speaker 2: involved in anything. I just do you know if she got.

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Speaker 11: The You're not giving any information for me unless you

561
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Speaker 11: tell me who you are.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. The thing is like, I don't really think you

563
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Speaker 2: want to know, Oh I do. I do want to know.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what I want to know.

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Speaker 15: I want to know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I actually ran into her the other day

567
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Speaker 2: at Starbucks. She calls me Squeegee.

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Speaker 11: So squeege, What the kind of name was Squeegee?

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Speaker 2: Well, she she's the one who came up with that

570
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 2: a while back when we were dating. So you know

571
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Speaker 2: you could blame her for that. You're her ex shoot. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and you're giving her gifts I mean no, not exactly.

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Speaker 11: Well, giving her earrings sounds like you're giving her a gifts.

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Speaker 11: I don't see how it's not.

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Speaker 2: No, I look, it's not like that, man, Squeegee. Okay,

576
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 2: only she's supposed to call me that name, so it

577
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 2: kind of weird when you say it.

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Speaker 12: What the hell are you doing? Man?

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Speaker 6: Why are you sending ear rings?

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Speaker 1: And?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is exactly what I didn't want.

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Speaker 6: Why don't you stop? Solemn something?

583
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Speaker 11: What you're doing?

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Speaker 14: All right?

585
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Speaker 2: Just relaxed, dude, Like tell me to relax. I know

586
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Speaker 2: my girlfriend, Okay, I I I probably shouldn't tell you this,

587
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 2: but it's kind of like a like a swap sort

588
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Speaker 2: of deal.

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Speaker 11: What.

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00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's basically a trade because somebody else gave Caitlin

591
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 2: this like weird sweater and some necklace thing. I'm the

592
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Speaker 2: one who gave her those oh well yeah, look man,

593
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Speaker 2: honestly she thought they were kind of yeah, and my

594
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Speaker 2: current girl didn't like the earrings that I bought for her,

595
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 2: so it was kind of like a swap, are you no?

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Speaker 2: So I gave her the earrings in exchange for the

597
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Speaker 2: sweater and the fake necklace thing that she got.

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Speaker 12: It was just real, m.

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Speaker 2: And I'm looking at it right now, doesn't doesn't really

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Speaker 2: look real? That next was costs eight hundred dollars? Oh god?

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Speaker 3: Really?

602
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, really look man. Like I've been trying

603
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: to say, I'm not trying to cause problems. I just

604
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Speaker 2: I was wondering problems, man, Okay, I'm just asking, like,

605
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Speaker 2: do you still have the receipt for it, because I'm

606
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Speaker 2: assuming that you got it at like some secondhand stores.

607
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Speaker 2: Maybe I can exchange it.

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Speaker 10: He shut up. Well I'm talking here.

609
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Speaker 2: Like some old board shorts. Maybe. Wow. Maybe it would

610
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Speaker 2: just be easier to talk to Caitlin about the whole

611
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Speaker 2: gift swap thing because there's no trades.

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Speaker 11: I don't know how you get my second number, and

613
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Speaker 11: I don't really give it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, you're not talking to her anymore. I don't

615
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,240
Speaker 2: want to talk to her. She's the one who called

616
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Speaker 2: me to set you up for this prank call, So

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Speaker 2: I mean, blame her. What, Yeah, this prank call because

618
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Speaker 2: my name is actually jeff from the radio show Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning. This wait, we're doing a

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Speaker 2: phone tap on you.

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Speaker 12: Dude, this is a prank, that's what you're telling me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not Caitlin's ex. I'm just a stupid radio

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Speaker 2: You better.

624
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Speaker 3: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Caitlyn emailed us because she said that you've been asking

626
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Speaker 2: a lot about the earrings, so she wanted us to

627
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Speaker 2: mess with you.

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Speaker 11: I mean, I was like, why is her ex giving

629
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Speaker 11: her gifts?

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Speaker 6: And dude, I was just losing my mind.

631
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Speaker 11: He's over here thinking this is okay for some reason.

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Speaker 2: Way about it, Like, you don't send your ex girlfriend gifts?

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Speaker 7: No, oh no, I don't send my ex girlfriend gifts

634
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Speaker 7: when she's not with someone else.

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Speaker 2: But I saw a picture of the necklace, and I

636
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Speaker 2: mean it's not really real, right, it's real?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, no, yeah, I mean totally looks real. You're right, yes,

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Speaker 2: she says, so, oh.

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Speaker 8: My wait til every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

641
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Speaker 8: on the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Is it a green flag or a red flag if

643
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Speaker 2: your date brings a pair of binoculars to the meat up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's always a red flag.

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Speaker 4: Really, but that means they're not spying on you because

646
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Speaker 4: you're right next to him.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean for me, it's a big red flag, but

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Speaker 2: I'm bringing them to Oh God with a tub of

650
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 2: country crock. What I said? It's a red flag, Yeah totally,

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00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 2: But for one of our listeners it's a giant green

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00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: flag because they both use them, not the butter, just

653
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Speaker 2: the binoculars, and he claims what they were looking at

654
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Speaker 2: was a magical experience that bonded them together for life. WHOA,

655
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Speaker 2: And with a quote like that, you can understand why

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00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 2: she's not texting him back. You're gonna find out what

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Speaker 2: they did in your second date update coming up right

658
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Speaker 2: after this second date updated. Sometimes you go out on

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Speaker 2: a date and after you're not really sure if it

660
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Speaker 2: went well or not.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty common.

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Speaker 2: But other times you leave feel like, even though you

663
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Speaker 2: got arrested and taste, you hit that thing out of

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Speaker 2: the park. Yeah, barely peed myself when the electrode went

665
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 2: into my legs. Yeah, I feel pretty good. About it,

666
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Speaker 2: and we got an email from a guy who said

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Speaker 2: this was definitely even though he thinks of himself as

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Speaker 2: a boring guy, this was the most exciting date of

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Speaker 2: his entire life, the best feeling ever when all smiles

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Speaker 2: and you can't stop exciting.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait to hear what happened. You never get

672
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 4: a call back. You take it, peaked, Mickey.

673
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Speaker 2: What made the date so amazing for you?

674
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Speaker 11: Well, I'll tell you what was so amazing about it

675
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,920
Speaker 11: is when we first started, we spotted an entire family

676
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Speaker 11: of American gold finches.

677
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: Gold bird, you're a bird guy?

678
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 2: Figure? Those are nice birds.

679
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 11: Oh, they're amazing. And it was like the first thing

680
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 11: we saw and I was like, oh my god, Oh.

681
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 2: Not exactly what I thought you were going to say

682
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 2: about why the date was amazing. Was there birds?

683
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 4: Hey, you're a bird guy.

684
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 2: They caught me off guard.

685
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 4: What was her excitement level at the golden finch family?

686
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 2: American goldfinch?

687
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 10: Ever?

688
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 11: She seemed to be very interested. But it was even

689
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 11: more amazing. The thing about this date is it kept

690
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 11: on getting better because as we started walking away, I

691
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 11: was really I had been for so long trying to

692
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 11: spot Yes, a very rare bird that you would see

693
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 11: around here is cedar, waxwing cedar.

694
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 4: Where is this date happening?

695
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 2: Halfway through the day.

696
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 4: I liked the little chuckle to himself in the middle

697
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 4: of remember in the story.

698
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 2: This all sounds very, very exciting, Mickey, and we want

699
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 2: to hear more, but maybe we need to get a

700
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,760
Speaker 2: little context first, because we don't even know this woman's

701
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 2: name yet.

702
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 5: There is one birdwatcher going crazy.

703
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: On the text wall absolutely, So what is your date's name?

704
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 14: Tiffany?

705
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 4: Okay? Did you meet Tiffany on a bird watching forum?

706
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 11: Uh? Well no, I didn't meet her. I met her

707
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 11: on a dating app. And you know, she was a

708
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 11: nature lover, but she wasn't like a Twitter like me,

709
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 11: which is you know what someone that watches birds is called.

710
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's an official thing is called. That's why it's

711
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 5: called Twitter. Or it was Twitter and it's a Twitter.

712
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, I look google it a tweaker.

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00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 2: Those are the people that live behind your house in Idaho.

714
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 4: Oh, I know, that's what made me think of home.

715
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 2: Okay, so you met Tiffany on a dating app. How

716
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 2: did you, guys get to this bird family that you found?

717
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 11: Well, we met up at a park. And that's what

718
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 11: it was so amazing about it is. You know, we

719
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 11: start off with the American goldfinch family and then within

720
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Speaker 11: the yards there's the seater wax wing and it was

721
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,160
Speaker 11: it was a perfect example the yellow belly that ages

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00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 11: into the rose colored chest.

723
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 3: And wow, I hate.

724
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 4: To interrupt your excitment.

725
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 2: I hate that interrupted too.

726
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 1: No, but listen, what I think is cool about this

727
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: is it it's really good to have a passion and

728
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 1: to show a passion off to somebody like that can

729
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: be a turn on, even if she's not a twitter right.

730
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 2: What a useless comment. You interrupted his bird description to

731
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 2: say that.

732
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 4: What else do you want to know about the yellow belly?

733
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: No, tell us more, tell us more.

734
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 11: About the It was amazing because as soon as it

735
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 11: saw us, it started the very distinctive that hine sin

736
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 11: whistling troll that it does.

737
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 4: Oh wow, can you give us a sample?

738
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 6: Yeah?

739
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 3: Did it sound like this?

740
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 11: It's much higher pitch.

741
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 2: Than I can't.

742
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 4: Are you calling us to find the birds again? Or

743
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 4: it sounds like it's made for the birds?

744
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 2: I don't like. You might be made a season in

745
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 2: here soon if we keep talking.

746
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 1: I mean, it sounds like you were super into the birds.

747
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: Were you able to connect with with Tiffany?

748
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,359
Speaker 4: Tiffany, I'm sorry I got birds on my mind.

749
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 11: I think she was enjoying the nature walk and she

750
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 11: looked great. I mean, she so well into the into

751
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 11: the background of nature that was right in front of us.

752
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 2: It was amazing. You described more about the nature behind

753
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 2: her and what she actually thought.

754
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 4: I was a compliment, I do.

755
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 2: She shot well against the beautiful back.

756
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 14: Well.

757
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 11: We were talking about families and everything. But again this

758
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 11: is why I was saying, this was like the most

759
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 11: incredible date I ever been on. As we started to

760
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 11: talk about the families, I look up and there it

761
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 11: is right in front of us, a rose breasted groast steak.

762
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:51,400
Speaker 12: What you do not see these at.

763
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 11: This time of year, and it was right there and

764
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 11: it was just fantastic. And I was like, this is amazing.

765
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 11: If nature is assembling for you like that, that is

766
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 11: a really good indicators.

767
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 4: Pooped on me.

768
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 11: I don't know. That's actually good luck.

769
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 4: Approved my husband.

770
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 2: This does have moments of romance in it at least.

771
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, the natures they're together, there's passion that shared lasted bird.

772
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 2: The birds are singing to each other and that's something.

773
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 2: So how did this nature walk end?

774
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 11: After a while, we went back to our cars and

775
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 11: I gave her a nice little hug and talked about

776
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 11: how great the day was. And what's really weird is

777
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 11: I haven't heard back from her in about not a

778
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 11: week or so. After we went on our walk, I

779
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 11: went back to that area, and the strangest thing was,

780
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 11: I don't think I saw one bird at all the

781
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 11: whole time I was out there. It was like the

782
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 11: birds had come for us, and she wasn't with me.

783
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 11: They weren't going to come back.

784
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 4: Maybe it was just you went a little bit too

785
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 4: hard on the birds.

786
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,800
Speaker 2: Not possible. You can never go too hard on birds.

787
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 5: Was definitely it, guys.

788
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: But she's an animal lover, so the birds also, I

789
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 2: don't think could be the deal breaker.

790
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 4: No, no, that's true, you know. And I'm gonna guess

791
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 4: all his dating picks were of birds.

792
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 2: A yeah, let's tell her what's happened since then, and

793
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 2: that the birds all missed them as a couple.

794
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna tell the bird is the word.

795
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 2: Jet it is, and we're going to do it with

796
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 2: your second date update. But when we call her right

797
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 2: after this, hold on second Date update. So if you're

798
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 2: just tuning in for the second Date up date, you

799
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 2: know that I'm a bird guy.

800
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 11: We do.

801
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 2: I appreciate a ruby throated nuthatch just like the rest

802
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 2: of us, but specifically not on the same level as Mickey,

803
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 2: who recently took a woman named Tiffany out for a

804
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 2: nice little nature hike date. And we heard a lot

805
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 2: about the majestic rare birds that they saw during the

806
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,760
Speaker 2: or walk together.

807
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like geeked out over him riches, I mean

808
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: twist out.

809
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, he is a twitch We didn't honestly, hear too

810
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,840
Speaker 2: much about Tiffany his date, but he claims that she

811
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 2: really enjoyed the experience and he thought it was the

812
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 2: best date that he has ever been on. More importantly,

813
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 2: the birds agree they ship their relationship so much that

814
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: they haven't even reappeared at that park every time he's

815
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 2: gone back. Y.

816
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 4: It was a sign. That's how you're taking it right.

817
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,720
Speaker 11: Well, of course, nature is really in command of everything,

818
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 11: and birds are basically their harbagers, and they're the best

819
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 11: indicators of things that will happen in the future.

820
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 2: No, that's great. This is a dating segment though, so

821
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 2: we probably should get to the part where we call

822
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 2: about the date. You don't know nothing about the date.

823
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 4: She looked good in front of trees. You need to know.

824
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,720
Speaker 2: That's really good. But we're going to have you back

825
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 2: on for Brooke, Jose and Alexis's podcast so you can

826
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 2: tell more about your bird experience.

827
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 4: Say no out loud. You know you can just take

828
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 4: my spot on that one.

829
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 5: You're taking over a bird hour on my stream. We

830
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 5: have a whole hour.

831
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 11: Oh I would love to.

832
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to stay in touch for that, but

833
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 2: let's call Tiffany in the meantime and ask her why

834
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 2: she's not calling you back. So here we go. Hello, Hey,

835
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 2: we're looking to talk with Tiffany.

836
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 10: Tiffany, who's calling?

837
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 2: Hey Tiffany, my name is Jeff and you're on a

838
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: radio show right now. It's called Brook and Jeffrey in

839
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 2: the Morning.

840
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 5: Hello, there's more. There's actually four of us.

841
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna make me. Only half of this room

842
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 2: is enthusiastic about making this call.

843
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 12: Answer.

844
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 4: Thank you. We were just like listening. It's what people

845
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 4: do that are polite in a conversation.

846
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 10: Jeff, Wow, you guys found this functional.

847
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, you nailed it.

848
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 2: That's what you get when you're listening to Brook and

849
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.

850
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 6: We put the fun in dysfunctional.

851
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 4: We're not going to say that.

852
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 2: So look, we're not just calling to waste your time.

853
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 2: We're doing a segment called a second Date Update because

854
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 2: we hear that you went out on a date with

855
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 2: one of our listeners named Mickey.

856
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:12,719
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, nature, it sounded delightful.

857
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 2: He said that it seemed like you were having a

858
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:16,920
Speaker 2: really great time. Was that true?

859
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,240
Speaker 10: It was weird. It was really weird.

860
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 2: Way because he told us all about it, and for

861
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,800
Speaker 2: us it sounded less weird and more magical and majestic.

862
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 11: It was weird.

863
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, okay, I want to hear specific examples.

864
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 10: Okay, well, I appreciate hearing about people's hobbies and passions,

865
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 10: but then when it crosses the line into obsessions, that

866
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 10: that can be different.

867
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 4: Are you talking about him being a what is it

868
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 4: called twitter? A bird? A bird guy?

869
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's he's really like a little too much into birds.

870
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 4: I don't think that's a thing in the bird community.

871
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 4: I'm not even gonna lie.

872
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: I once had a boss that jumped on a desk

873
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 1: with a pair of binoculars because they saw a bird

874
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: out the window.

875
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 2: Oh god, the Brooks still hooked up with that guy.

876
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 3: So it was a woman.

877
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 2: She was my friend. So that was too much of

878
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 2: a turn off for you that he was too passionate

879
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 2: about his hobby.

880
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 14: Yeah.

881
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 10: I mean he's a cute guy, like, but maybe he

882
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 10: was too much in his elements. I mean I asked

883
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 10: him to go back to my place with me.

884
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 4: Wow, Oh, so you actually liked him that much.

885
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 10: I thought, maybe like to get him away from the birds.

886
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 10: I was going to maybe like have a drink, something

887
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 10: to eat, just hang out, like see if he was

888
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 10: different in a different setting. Yeah, okay, And so he

889
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 10: asked me, Hey, do you have the Food Network?

890
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,280
Speaker 14: Yeah?

891
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:01,759
Speaker 10: Why, He's like, well, there's this episode I want to

892
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 10: show you where they actually sample some of the birds

893
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 10: that we show today.

894
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,560
Speaker 3: Wait.

895
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 4: Wait, but breast and finch they eat it.

896
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird?

897
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 4: Can you eat those?

898
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 5: I don't think I think they're like endangered or protected.

899
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 2: Right, you're telling me the bird lover wanted to watch

900
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,720
Speaker 2: episodes of the Food Network where they eat those exact birds.

901
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, doesn't that kind of not make sense?

902
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 4: I don't know if it makes.

903
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 5: Weird come a pigeon.

904
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 4: The circle of life. He just wants to know everything

905
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,280
Speaker 4: about the bird, including what it takes his own time.

906
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 2: Possibly, or is there a chance that you misheard what

907
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 2: he said. We should probably get some clarification.

908
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 4: Maybe it was a joke. That's you know, that's a

909
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:46,439
Speaker 4: funny joke.

910
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 2: That could be too.

911
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 5: It doesn't seem like a jokey guy at all.

912
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 4: That maybe that's why you don't read his jokes as jokes.

913
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 4: Maybe this whole time he was joking with us.

914
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 2: Let's just clear all this up, because I do need

915
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 2: to let you know, Tiffany, that Mickey has been listening

916
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 2: quietly on the other line, waiting to talk to you.

917
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 5: All right, tell us the.

918
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 11: Punchline, Mickey, Yes, I have been listening, and kiss me.

919
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 11: First of all, there's nothing weird about being a twitch

920
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 11: or a birdwatcher. Just so you know, the North American

921
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 11: Bird Watching Association has over one hundred thousand members in

922
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 11: the Northwestern region alone.

923
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, well make you hold on. Out of the

924
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 2: one hundred thousand whatever members, how many of those members

925
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 2: are eating the birds?

926
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 5: Yeah?

927
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 4: Like, I think probably the four chefs on.

928
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,479
Speaker 2: The network, because I think that was the weird part

929
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 2: to her.

930
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,200
Speaker 11: This is another thing I can't understand. You're laughing about this.

931
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 11: People eat chicken all the time, to eat churkey, not

932
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 11: a problem at all. Right, that's okay, I got you.

933
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 2: The chicken eaters are the weirdoes. We got it.

934
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 11: Okay, before you mock this, have you ever had Carolina

935
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 11: rub on a black capped chickadee before?

936
00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 4: I know that one sounds delicious?

937
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:03,720
Speaker 2: Tiny?

938
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 4: Listen, have you had a quail? A quail is tiny

939
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 4: and they're so good?

940
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:10,879
Speaker 8: What is going on?

941
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 10: Are you guys really supporting this?

942
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 11: Do you hear how weird this is?

943
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 2: Well, we're just trying weird about it.

944
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 4: Though.

945
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: He just wanted to watch the show and it was

946
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: something you guys had connected on.

947
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 4: He's just trying to show you what he's interested in.

948
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,880
Speaker 2: You're right, Brooke, nothing is wrong with eating birds in

949
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 2: a park. It's basically like an all you can eat buffet.

950
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 2: When you walk through one of the park.

951
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 4: They're gonna bring them home and cook them for.

952
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 11: Hey, it's not as weird as you think.

953
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 4: Here you go fishing. What's the difference you're throwing a.

954
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 7: Bar with.

955
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 2: That's the thing, is Mickey? You want to date with Tiffany.

956
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 2: She found it a little bit odd that you wanted

957
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 2: to consume the animals that you love so much.

958
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 5: And when you want to take you back to her place,

959
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 5: you were more concerned about Netflix than other things that

960
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 5: should be probably involved.

961
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 11: Well, first of all, it's the Food Network.

962
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I don't know.

963
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: I think this guy could give you a lot of

964
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: great stories and a lot of fun that you would

965
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,879
Speaker 1: not necessarily find on your own.

966
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:16,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

967
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 10: I'd rather go out of my comfort zone in different ways.

968
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 10: I don't This is not feeling right to me.

969
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 2: I think we're talking about eating animals in the nature

970
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 2: too much. I think let's just let's just circle back

971
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 2: to the romantic parts of the date where you guys

972
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 2: were talking about things.

973
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 11: Do you remember, Tiffany, when I complimented the red tips

974
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,480
Speaker 11: on your hair, how it looked just like the red

975
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 11: tips on the cedar waxwings feathers?

976
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 2: Wow?

977
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 8: Oh my god?

978
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 10: So did you eat that bird too?

979
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 11: No, you don't eat a wax. Swing stop it.

980
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 2: Not a wax that's off the men. See, you have

981
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,760
Speaker 2: a lot to learn about birds and about love. Tiffany

982
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,240
Speaker 2: and Nicky can be your sirpa on that journey you.

983
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,240
Speaker 4: I would call him a hunter whatever.

984
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 2: He will be your guide on the journey of love

985
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 2: and bird culinary cuisine. So we would love to offer

986
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 2: to send you on another date with him, and we

987
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 2: would pay for it.

988
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 10: I'm gonna have to pass.

989
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 2: It's going to be a steakhouse. There's no birds on

990
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 2: the man our salads only maybe.

991
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 16: Yeah.

992
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 10: I don't think we have enough in common. And this

993
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 10: is really all I have to say about it.

994
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 4: Okay, we tried, did try.

995
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 2: Hey maney, buddy Mickey.

996
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 11: I better not see her outside of a Kentucky Chicken

997
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 11: or anything like that.

998
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 2: Rookie Jeffrey in the morning. I want to answer a

999
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,680
Speaker 2: lot of the people on the textboard right now because

1000
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 2: some are horrified have what they just heard. Some want

1001
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 2: to learn more about it. And for those that are wondering,

1002
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 2: head on over to our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey.

1003
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 2: You'll find the recipe for oven bravest, black capped chicken,

1004
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 2: and deep fried meadow lark right there.

1005
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 4: I have recipes for that.

1006
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 2: I just want guidelines whatever. I just get like a

1007
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 2: steamed blue jay.

1008
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds good.

1009
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 2: It's us. You are welcome for that.

1010
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 1: Is going to be gamey for some mad Yeah, Fitch,

1011
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: I would go to fish.

1012
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 2: Text into seventy five nine two your wild Birds suggestions

1013
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 2: that we should. But you would have thought the guy

1014
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 2: that loved watching birds would also love to eat him

1015
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 2: too so much.

1016
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 3: I bet he's like I wonder.

1017
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would Why he never said he actually cooked him?

1018
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 4: Did he just watches them Food Network?

1019
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1020
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 2: Learned the whole lot on these segments. You could hear

1021
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:37,280
Speaker 2: all of our second dates up on Spotify, Apple Podcasts,

1022
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,439
Speaker 2: wherever you get yours. You can find the Matt Broke

1023
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 2: and Jeffrey.

1024
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1025
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 2: It's a new year and everyone's making resolutions to improve themselves.

1026
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 2: Look at the hope out there, and you know what

1027
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 2: mine are?

1028
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 6: You what?

1029
00:49:52,520 --> 00:50:00,120
Speaker 2: They're pretty simple? Scarf more nachos and yell at more

1030
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 2: dudes while they tackle each other as I watch more football.

1031
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 6: Than ever before.

1032
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 2: I know I'm not the only one who started my

1033
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 2: resolution strong this year, because Hose and Alexis went out

1034
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 2: over the weekend to the football tailgates to ask the

1035
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 2: raucous fans what you're doing at the NFL playoffs. We're

1036
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 2: gonna play the audio coming up right after this. Man,

1037
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 2: it's a tough time of year for sports fans, Jeff.

1038
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 2: The NFL regular season is over, sax.

1039
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, where did it go?

1040
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 9: Yes?

1041
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 2: And you know what that means. The NFL playoffs are here.

1042
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, playoffs.

1043
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 2: We'll talk about playoffs.

1044
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,720
Speaker 3: Playoffs, that's right, coach playoffs.

1045
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 8: So for all.

1046
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 2: Those hardcore fans who teams haven't advance to the tournament,

1047
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 2: this is a very exciting time.

1048
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 4: That was a real emotional moment for you.

1049
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 2: Possibly there might even be a drunk time because well,

1050
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 2: you know what we did. We sent our own Jose

1051
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 2: Bolanos and Alexis Fuller down to the tailgates pre game

1052
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 2: to ask the fans a simple question. What you doing

1053
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 2: at the NFL playoffs?

1054
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,280
Speaker 4: What you doing to the playoffs?

1055
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 6: And man, we have a great damn time.

1056
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you looked like you were on a mission

1057
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 4: to walk somewhere when I stopped.

1058
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 6: Man, Man, no, I want to fast some food, but

1059
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 6: last damn long. But we're having a great time.

1060
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: Anyway, we're going a hot dog or what are you

1061
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: going for?

1062
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 6: I don't know. My people left me because I'm fat dog.

1063
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 4: Abandoned by your people, man, I got.

1064
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 6: Abandoned by my people. Here we go, hard dogs, Hot dog.

1065
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 2: Dog.

1066
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look your friends showed up?

1067
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 4: Is this how you guys find each other?

1068
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 2: What a great life hack. Forget wearing matching outfits. When

1069
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 2: you go to Disneyland with your family, Just pick one

1070
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 2: food item. Have half of your family say the first syllable.

1071
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 2: The rest of the half says the other syllables.

1072
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:21,879
Speaker 6: Castle are they are?

1073
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 2: By the pirates?

1074
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 6: Ride found them?

1075
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 4: I wanted to be like the mustard ketchup in their

1076
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 4: friend grip.

1077
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: You know.

1078
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 3: What you're doing at the playoffs.

1079
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 16: I am trying to enjoy myself the best impossible way.

1080
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 3: I'm watching you hobble all across a parking lot. You

1081
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 3: are in crutches.

1082
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:44,800
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

1083
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 3: What's wrong?

1084
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 4: I broke my kneecap in half.

1085
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 2: Oh what?

1086
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 6: Thanksgiving?

1087
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 3: How did you do that? Walking the dog? Shot just

1088
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:55,680
Speaker 3: walking the dog.

1089
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 4: Working the dog.

1090
00:52:56,600 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 16: She's like eighty five pounds, And this little honey dog

1091
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,719
Speaker 16: came running after her, and because she's so protective of me,

1092
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 16: she ran to jump in front of me and I

1093
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 16: tripped right over her and landed on my kneecap.

1094
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 4: So I have a broken kneecap.

1095
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,399
Speaker 16: I had surgery the next day, but I was not

1096
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:15,720
Speaker 16: going to miss this game.

1097
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, you can use this as sympathy.

1098
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,839
Speaker 16: I'm working on it. I'm trying to get into an

1099
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 16: entrance that I'm not supposed to go in, oh.

1100
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 2: Because they'll say, oh, you have a like, we need

1101
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 2: wheelchair access for your wheelchair.

1102
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 16: By the time I'm done, Okay, by the time I'm done,

1103
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 16: she's willing to break more special access.

1104
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 4: Is that what I was here? Can I get in now?

1105
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 5: Yeah? She off foot, who knows?

1106
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 3: Why does it feel Why does it.

1107
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 2: Feel like she isn't actually hurt? Yeah? I don't even

1108
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 2: believe her kneecap was really cracked. I think that she

1109
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 2: faked it and did the radio interview so that her

1110
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 2: lawyers could play the audio at her insurance flow.

1111
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 5: That's elaborate.

1112
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 4: I would hire new lawyers.

1113
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, very elaborated. It's what you're doing at the NFL

1114
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 2: playoffs with Jose and Alexis where they went down to

1115
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 2: the stadium pre game to ask the rowdy fans a

1116
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 2: simple question.

1117
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 6: We call it the wall alarm.

1118
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: You keep putting your beer on there and it's setting

1119
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,720
Speaker 1: off the alarm.

1120
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 4: They're putting the beer back up.

1121
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,240
Speaker 3: Put the beer back again, it's.

1122
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 11: Like a game with this bailgating games is setting off

1123
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 11: carlarms with aircatch.

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00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 16: I haven't even started the interview yet, and you guys

1125
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 16: are already a little crazy for me.

1126
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 6: Traditionally, we always come to this is what we call.

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00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 4: The brick wall, you know, and this is your go

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00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 4: to tailgate spot.

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00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 11: Absolutely before they go inside, they always take a pee

1130
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 11: against the wall.

1131
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 4: That's why you choose this spot.

1132
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 3: You can pee against the Wallmart.

1133
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you seem like you've got a lot of tips.

1134
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: You come here to go the bathroom before a game

1135
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 1: to relax.

1136
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 4: You have any other tips for a new tailgater?

1137
00:54:57,719 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, don't dead truck.

1138
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 2: Let's go, you know, if there's a strong police presence

1139
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 2: there to make sure people are consuming too much alcohol

1140
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 2: and setting off alarms of the time about people.

1141
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:18,239
Speaker 1: The tailgate, they're just there for over an hour, just

1142
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: setting the beer down, taking the beer up, setting the

1143
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: beer time.

1144
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 5: One of the guys forgot and just naturally did it.

1145
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 5: We're like, dude, are.

1146
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:33,439
Speaker 6: You hold on to say I gotta go take by

1147
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 6: the wall?

1148
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 15: Yeah, what you're doing at the playoffs, I'm here parking

1149
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 15: cars because my wife said she wanted to go to enchant.

1150
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:44,319
Speaker 15: That means I better get my down here and work

1151
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 15: some so we can afford to park our car.

1152
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 3: So you decided to work the tailgate parking lot? Yeah?

1153
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 3: How do you work?

1154
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 6: What do you do?

1155
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:52,800
Speaker 3: I don't understand. How do you make money here?

1156
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 2: It's a hustle, for sure.

1157
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 15: We okayag some people down, We charge them outrageous prices

1158
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 15: to park ten feet from the stadium.

1159
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 3: You get a percentage of it.

1160
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 15: Hell yeah, I mean I charge as much as I

1161
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:05,440
Speaker 15: think I can get away with.

1162
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 3: Okay, So you charge me? I roll up in like

1163
00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 3: a Honda a Cord. What do you charge me?

1164
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 2: The bare minimum? Right now? It's one hundred and twenty bucks?

1165
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 3: Oh wow? Okay, what about rolls? Royce boy pulls up

1166
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,400
Speaker 3: in a two hundred thousand dollars.

1167
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 2: Vehicle that's at least two fifty two.

1168
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 3: Hunt and did me pay it?

1169
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:25,239
Speaker 15: He gave me three hundred bills and told me to

1170
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 15: keep the change.

1171
00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 3: Dang, and you got a tip? Okay, all right, so

1172
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 3: you're making parking lot tailgate money. I had no idea

1173
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 3: this was a side hustle.

1174
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 15: This put me through law school, finish put me through it.

1175
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, does anyone else feel like all those cars are

1176
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 1: getting towed and he doesn't.

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00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 17: Yeah, he just put on a vest with the beer guys.

1178
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 2: It's funny. He's a lawyer, just continuing the tradition of

1179
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 2: screwing people over. Yeah, lawyers and parking attendants had so

1180
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 2: much in common, and that was what you're doing at

1181
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:01,680
Speaker 2: the NFL playoffs. If your team is still alive, good luck, hope.

1182
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 8: You made it in the big game, Brook and Jeffrey.

1183
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 18: In the morning, Teresa is back with us again.

1184
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,439
Speaker 2: She's a returning player. Oh and one, this has never

1185
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 2: beaten you. And we asked her what she's looking forward

1186
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:26,120
Speaker 2: to this year. Teresa said she hadn't even thought about that,

1187
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 2: not to mention looking back at last year, she didn't

1188
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 2: even take one vacation. Oh wow, Teresa, why did that happen?

1189
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 11: Because I am a working mom.

1190
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 12: I work whole time and I have a four year

1191
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,120
Speaker 12: old and.

1192
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 4: You can still vacation take your kid with you. I

1193
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:49,439
Speaker 4: get it, the mom stuff. You can't take a break

1194
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 4: to take the kid.

1195
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 2: Just leave like a bowl of food and some water.

1196
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 2: You go out for a week.

1197
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 4: It's like a cat feeder.

1198
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that your child?

1199
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 10: Yes, we're talking about it like our show.

1200
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 2: That's cool. Well, I feel bad that.

1201
00:58:13,280 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 4: Where we were going to abandon you.

1202
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, j Tell came to be quiet.

1203
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 5: It takes my job.

1204
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 17: There we go, jose Fan, this is the best review

1205
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 17: that we've ever gotten. Brook has left the studio, so

1206
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 17: we can get to the game here. You got thirty

1207
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,640
Speaker 17: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1208
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 17: don't know when, you could say pass. But you have

1209
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 17: to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.

1210
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Good luck? Your time starts now. Mickey

1211
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 2: Mouse first appeared in a comic strip in what decade

1212
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 2: the nineteen twenties or thirties thirty? In the Hangover movie series,

1213
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 2: what comedian played Alan?

1214
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 11: I have no idea.

1215
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 2: Your brain represents what percent of your body weight? Two?

1216
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 2: Four or six percent?

1217
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 11: Four?

1218
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,440
Speaker 2: Only two countries have the word the at the beginning

1219
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 2: of their official name, the Gambia and what other the

1220
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 2: nether one name. The two colors that are found in

1221
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 2: the IKEA.

1222
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 12: Logo yellow and blue.

1223
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 2: Teresa, well done. Even with all the distractions happening behind you,

1224
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 2: you powered through and stayed focused. I'm really impressed. We

1225
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 2: all see why we haven't taken a vacation. Yeah, baby,

1226
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 2: was screaming the whole time. So, Teresa, we don't know

1227
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 2: much about you. Tell us what do we need to

1228
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 2: know about Teresa?

1229
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 4: Um, I don't know, and you don't even know, Okay, Teresa.

1230
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 14: Yeah, I don't think about myself at all. Actually, that's

1231
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 14: I'm meant to.

1232
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 4: Tell you, Teresa. Not super healthy.

1233
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1234
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 4: Remember, we gotta fill our own bucket before we can

1235
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 4: fill others.

1236
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, Brook fills her bucket with wine.

1237
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, whatever it takes, Jeff.

1238
00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 12: So, yeah, exactly, No, I'm working on that.

1239
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 4: Look at we found your new Year's resolution.

1240
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 12: Yeah, there you go.

1241
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 4: There it is.

1242
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 2: What is it?

1243
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,520
Speaker 4: Lock the child in the closet for a couple of

1244
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 4: minutes so mommy can have some alone time.

1245
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 2: You only get the best parenting advice on this show. Yea, Yeah,

1246
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 2: I'm glad Brook. It's your turn. Are you ready? Yes?

1247
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Mickey Mouse first appeared in a

1248
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 2: comic strip in what decade nineteen twenties or thirtiesies? In

1249
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 2: the Hangover movie series, what comedian.

1250
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 4: Played Alan Zach Galifanakis.

1251
01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 2: Your brain represents what percentage of your body weight? Two?

1252
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 2: Four or six percent?

1253
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 4: I think too?

1254
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 2: Only two countries have the word the at the beginning

1255
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 2: of their official name. The Gambia and what other The

1256
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 2: Netherlands name two colors that are found in the IKEA.

1257
01:00:39,080 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 4: Logo, blue and yellow.

1258
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 2: It sounded like you stopped after one color, so well,

1259
01:00:46,840 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 2: I did it, okay. It sounded like, let's go to

1260
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:52,560
Speaker 2: the scoreboard to see how you did with jose that sys.

1261
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: The ball at that you did it right after Ikeazy.

1262
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 5: You got to today.

1263
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 14: Oh that's it, that's all.

1264
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:10,320
Speaker 6: It's okay, decent score three man Brook.

1265
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 2: You really got to beat Teresa like that in front

1266
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:17,120
Speaker 2: of her child. Yeah, okay, that's okay. There's a special

1267
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 2: place for you below the earth. When this is allow,

1268
01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 2: let's go over the answers for everybody. Over the answers

1269
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 2: for everybody, okay. Mickey Mouse first appeared in a comic

1270
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 2: strip in the nineteen thirties on this day in actually

1271
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 2: nineteen thirty exactly. In the Hangover movie series, Alan is

1272
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 2: played by comedian Zach Galifanakis.

1273
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 4: It's such a fun name to say.

1274
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 6: It's great.

1275
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,919
Speaker 2: Your brain represents two percent of your total body weight,

1276
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,160
Speaker 2: probably a little bit less for the people on this show.

1277
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 2: Only two countries have the word the at the beginning

1278
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 2: of their official name, The Gambia and the Bahamas. Netherlands

1279
01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,200
Speaker 2: is just Netherlands.

1280
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 6: Who knew that?

1281
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:59,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, the two colors are found in the IKEA logo.

1282
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:04,680
Speaker 2: Those are blue and yell. That's right. So, Teresa, unfortunately

1283
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 2: not quite enough to win today, but just for playing,

1284
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,840
Speaker 2: we are going to give you a fifty dollars Macy's

1285
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 2: gift card in celebration of National Use your Gift Card

1286
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 2: Day on Saturday, January eighteenth, Use your gift card on

1287
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 2: something you love at Macy's.

1288
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,959
Speaker 1: I will, Okay, what we're gonna do, Teresa. We're gonna

1289
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: do the next thing just for us.

1290
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 12: Right exactly.

1291
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 10: I know that's what that.

1292
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 11: I'm like, We'll use it on me.

1293
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 10: I right.

1294
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 7: Job.

1295
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 2: Hey Teresa, it was awesome having you on. Come back

1296
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 2: and play again soon, okay.

1297
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 11: Okay, thanks? And by little one, oh, I still don't

1298
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 11: have her on speaker anymore.

1299
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I feel left us hanging on that one.

1300
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,680
Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry speaker of the entire.

1301
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 2: Dame Teresa, have a great day. We'll be back to

1302
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 2: do wind Brush Bucks same time, Win Brucks Bucks, same

1303
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:53,680
Speaker 2: time tomorrow.

1304
01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:55,560
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning