Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling the watch out of Florida.
Speaker 2: Mia.
Speaker 3: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 3: all of four.
Speaker 1: Yes, you are a donkey.
Speaker 4: A Florida man attacked in ATM for a very strange reason.
Speaker 5: It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested
Speaker 5: after w said he rigged the door to his home
Speaker 5: in an attempt to electric hit his pregnant lights. Police
Speaker 5: arrested in Orlando man.
Speaker 3: We're talking a Flamido the Praactice Club, bitch, you donkey
Speaker 3: of the day with Charlam Hayne to God.
Speaker 5: I don't know why y'all keep you letting him get
Speaker 5: y'all like this donkey.
Speaker 3: Today for Tuesday, October seventh has me conflicted. Okay, the
Speaker 3: common sense, logical human in me wants to give it
Speaker 3: to fifty seven year old Michael Stinick.
Speaker 1: Michael is a Florida man.
Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen, And what does your uncle Shalla always
Speaker 3: tell you about the great state of Florida?
Speaker 1: Say it with me.
Speaker 3: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
Speaker 3: all of Florida, and today is no exception. See, Michael
Speaker 3: was doing one hundred and seven miles pou Okay, I
Speaker 3: know he deserves donkey of today because there is never.
Speaker 1: A reason to be speeding like that on the highway.
Speaker 3: Wait all right, In fact, I don't even know why
Speaker 3: vehicles make cars that can go over whatever the speed
Speaker 3: limit is. Okay, what's the point of having one hundred
Speaker 3: plus on the dash, especially in America? Okay, I know
Speaker 3: the auto bonn in Germany, that highway in Dubai, I
Speaker 3: think it is they let you push it to one
Speaker 3: hundred plus. But also, why why do you need to
Speaker 3: be going one hundred miles per hour? You're not in Nascar, Okay. Hell,
Speaker 3: Marty McFly only had to go to eighty eight to
Speaker 3: initiate time travel, but Michael was doing one hundred.
Speaker 1: And seven miles per hour.
Speaker 3: Not to mention, if you crash doing one hundred and
Speaker 3: miles per hour, you dead.
Speaker 1: It's no if, and the butt's about it.
Speaker 3: And if you do survive, you will have long term
Speaker 3: physical and emotional trauma. So I just don't see the
Speaker 3: reason to ever be going that fast. But what does
Speaker 3: it say about me that when I first heard this story,
Speaker 3: I said he was tripping, But then when I heard
Speaker 3: the reason he was speeding. I kind of understood. Okay,
Speaker 3: hear me out. See Michael was pulled over for going
Speaker 3: over one hundred miles per hour, and he had a
Speaker 3: reason that I'm sure a lot of men can understand.
Speaker 1: What are some reasons.
Speaker 3: A man could be speeding? Late, picking up the kids
Speaker 3: from something, late for work, uh, late, picking up your
Speaker 3: your wife, you know, your significant other. All of those
Speaker 3: are valid reasons to be speeding. Okay, not a hundred,
Speaker 3: but if you were doing a hundred plus, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: agree with you doing it, but I can understand why
Speaker 3: you would be doing it. But there might be a
Speaker 3: sleeper reason on that list, man. And this is why
Speaker 3: Michael Stick has me slightly conflicted this morning. And I
Speaker 3: know this story is Florida, I know, I know, but
Speaker 3: what he told police I think is gonna it's gonna,
Speaker 3: you know, be some men out there that can relate.
Speaker 3: We have the actual dashcan for this from Michael Steinnick
Speaker 3: after being pulled over for doing one hundred and seven
Speaker 3: miles for an hour.
Speaker 1: Listen to his reason, unt you.
Speaker 6: Hop out for a second reason for this time going
Speaker 6: one hundred and seven?
Speaker 5: Why are you going so fast?
Speaker 4: I have as appointment with your barber and new summer.
Speaker 7: So you know that's kind of cold.
Speaker 4: So you go one hundred and seven miles an hour,
Speaker 4: leaving it out of traffic, putting other people's lives in danger.
Speaker 8: Now you get to go to jail for the night.
Speaker 1: Damn for night, for the night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, Florida criminals go one.
Speaker 5: Hundred over one hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 2: All right, all be told.
Speaker 3: Now if you're going to jail, just let's just play
Speaker 3: the beginning back can be ready, just the beginning. I
Speaker 3: need y'all to understand. Why was he doing one hundred
Speaker 3: and seven miles an hour? He was honest with the
Speaker 3: police officers. He had an appointment with his barber.
Speaker 7: Listen, hunt you up out for a second.
Speaker 6: Reason for the stop?
Speaker 5: We're going one hundred and seven?
Speaker 4: Why are you going so fast?
Speaker 6: I have a.
Speaker 1: You can stop. Listen.
Speaker 3: Come on, my brothers, I don't care what race you are.
Speaker 3: We talking about barber's here. Barber's are essential work because
Speaker 3: barbara is. Barbara's are as important as doctors therapists. Dennis,
Speaker 3: you have I have to have a primary care barber. Okay,
Speaker 3: And when you have a primary care barber they are
Speaker 3: usually in demand, so you have to respect their time
Speaker 3: because you want to be there when it's your appointment time.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you even get there a little earlier because he
Speaker 3: might be running late with another client, or another client
Speaker 3: might be running late, so you get to cut into
Speaker 3: that person's time. Okay, Now I'm not making excuses for Michael,
Speaker 3: but if a man is speeding to get to the barber,
Speaker 3: that means he has some important things to do that day,
Speaker 3: and the haircut is the foundation of it all.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what folks don't understand.
Speaker 3: The way Fleet Johnson feels about booty in prison is
Speaker 3: how free men feel about haircuts. Okay, there is nothing
Speaker 3: more important when you have something to do. I don't
Speaker 3: care what I'll fit you got on, I don't care
Speaker 3: what you're driving, I don't care what's on your feet.
Speaker 3: If you don't have a haircut, it's all for nothing.
Speaker 3: Once again, not making excuses for why Michael was speeding. Okay,
Speaker 3: he was doing one hundred miles per hour. That's insane.
Speaker 1: But it has to be a certain level.
Speaker 3: Of understanding amongst men when it comes to these type
Speaker 3: of situations.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Also, I understand police officers have a job to do.
Speaker 3: But can the man get a break for his honesty?
Speaker 3: By the grace of God, nobody was hurt from his speeding.
Speaker 1: He told you he was trying to get to the barber.
Speaker 3: If you're a male officer, you gotta understand a little bit, right,
Speaker 3: Provide the man at escort get him to the barber
Speaker 3: on time. Don't take him to jail and mess up
Speaker 3: his day. You already see speeding, trying to get somewhere
Speaker 3: on time, and here you go, making him even more late.
Speaker 1: No, nope, no, no, that's not how that should go.
Speaker 3: Okay, God bless those police officers, because if they hadn't
Speaker 3: have stopped Michael, he may have killed himself or even worse,
Speaker 3: killed someone. Okay, listen, kids, leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.
Speaker 3: If you're not in a rush to die, don't act
Speaker 3: like it when you get behind the wheel. Please give
Speaker 3: Michaels to Nick the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you are the doge, and.
Speaker 3: You look very stupid and beige in the face. God,
Speaker 3: I can tell when he wants to say something stupid.
Speaker 3: Working with this guy for fifteen years.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, and I know how that went. It went
Speaker 5: just like this, I need a haircut.
Speaker 4: I can get you in if you could be to
Speaker 4: me by two o'clock. If not, I'm not open until tomorrow,
Speaker 4: and I gotta flight.
Speaker 1: He hit that gas and he.
Speaker 7: Hit that gag seven though.
Speaker 5: You gotta get to there.
Speaker 4: You gotta get there before too, because he got another
Speaker 4: cut at two thirty, and you need that cut before
Speaker 4: your flight or before your date, or before whatever you
Speaker 4: gotta do. Even with you being slightly remedial, would you
Speaker 4: even say to the cop y'all gotta be honest, honest
Speaker 4: that what.
Speaker 7: Would you say?
Speaker 4: I' like the remedial stuff, but I'm regardedn't use that word.
Speaker 5: But anyway, No, no, I wouldn't say. I wouldn't because
Speaker 5: that's not no.
Speaker 7: So your black ass would say, I got appointment with
Speaker 7: my he was, I.
Speaker 2: Got a wax.
Speaker 5: I got a wax, I got a wax. The three
Speaker 5: can't be laid.
Speaker 1: I'm on time for stuff like that.
Speaker 3: But I would have just told the truth because you're
Speaker 3: probably going to jail anyway, so you probably got a
Speaker 3: better chance of telling the truth.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to jail, yes, because he told the truth.
Speaker 1: I got appointment with my barble no, yo, you.
Speaker 7: Can say, my wife is in labor, I'm racing tour.
Speaker 5: You could check that one. He could check that big lot.
Speaker 5: You could check that one.
Speaker 3: By the way, the only other reason to be speeding
Speaker 3: like that is if you are about to shot on yourself.
Speaker 3: That's happening, but you probably won't realize it's the reason
Speaker 3: to speed until you shot it on yourself. And I
Speaker 3: shot it on myself while driving, so I know that
Speaker 3: I would never be in that position again. If I
Speaker 3: would have hit the gas, it's a little bit more.
Speaker 3: I probably would have got to But I thought you
Speaker 3: your clothes, and that's one of the reasons why I don't.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 7: From then on, it's been no, I can't.
Speaker 4: But that wasn't a part. That was a short shots,
Speaker 4: uncontrollable lose body. All right, well, thank you for that, donkey.
Speaker 7: When you're getting bottomed out, I do kegels. Okay, So
Speaker 7: it helps the elasticity.
Speaker 1: Now we know what that means.
Speaker 2: Oh you don't.
Speaker 1: Are you supposed to have an elastic booty? Is it?
Speaker 7: Yes, that's the whole point. Booty is like a rubber.
Speaker 5: Yes, why are we going?
Speaker 7: And when it gets stressed out too much, as hemorrhoid time.
Speaker 1: I think your booty should be more like a tire.
Speaker 7: Oh no, what what the hell?
Speaker 2: Are we talking?
Speaker 7: Hard and durable?
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, didn't be able to penetrate your.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yo.
Speaker 4: All right, well, thank you, keep it going, all right
Speaker 4: now when we come back, open up the phone lines
Speaker 4: eight hundred five eight five one oh five one, All
Speaker 4: right now, Cam cam Newton was talking on this podcast
Speaker 4: and he was talking about body count.
Speaker 5: It's hard to go from booty to this, but this
Speaker 5: is what he had said.
Speaker 1: I wanted to know her list of who I want
Speaker 1: to know.
Speaker 6: I needed to know I have God, because before I
Speaker 6: sit up here and really keep moving and elevating our relationship,
Speaker 6: I want to know who got one up on me
Speaker 6: and if I'm willing.
Speaker 7: To take on that burden, because if you had.
Speaker 6: Any type of relationship intimacy experiences with people that I
Speaker 6: really know, I need to know that I'm old that
Speaker 6: because if you.
Speaker 2: Don't give me that you got me.
Speaker 5: Hey, y'all, this my dad, all right?
Speaker 1: So the question is I wonder why he thinks somebody
Speaker 1: got one up on him, right, and they came.
Speaker 4: Before him exactlyause. But we'll talk about it when we
Speaker 4: come back. Eight hundred and five eight five one five
Speaker 4: to one. Do you want to know your partners? Your
Speaker 4: significant other's body count and names like who they were
Speaker 4: with with that person.
Speaker 1: This is a tale as old as time.
Speaker 7: I feel like we asked this question every couple of years,
Speaker 7: but y'all ain't never have my thinke on it.
Speaker 5: That's right, We're gonna talk about it when we come back.
Speaker 5: It's the Breakfast Club. Good morning call out.
Speaker 8: You pull out your phone, call in right now, you
Speaker 8: call me at your opinion to the Breakfast Club top
Speaker 8: break it down. Eight hundred and five eight five one
Speaker 8: o five one. The Breakfast Club.
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