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Speaker 1: You don't know me confession I can't take back arms.

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Speaker 2: Mouse Speaker text to seventy five nine, who says I

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Speaker 2: worked as a house cleaner for an absolute ahle who

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Speaker 2: was always in a state of undress whenever I stopped. Oh,

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Speaker 2: after a few times, I gave him my notice and

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Speaker 2: accidentally took a couple of his TV remotes with me

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Speaker 2: on the way out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, can't.

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Speaker 4: What's your favorite show? Now? Can you?

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Speaker 2: Revenge is sweet, but it's even sweeter when you can

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Speaker 2: share your story and gloat anonymously in front of all

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Speaker 2: of our listeners right here on the mass speaker, and.

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Speaker 4: We encourage a state of undress on the show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, with each other. It's okay. I think we've got

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Speaker 2: a lady on the line who's chosen to use the

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Speaker 2: fake name Kennedy to protect her dirty deeds. Kennedy, welcome

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Speaker 2: to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hi here, I am good. How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: A little nervous?

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, kind of hear that.

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Speaker 2: Well, the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I have to say, I think Brook is going

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Speaker 1: to hate what I have to say.

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Speaker 3: I listen despite what I say, sometimes I do have

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Speaker 3: an open mind.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So, and what I.

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Speaker 4: Finish, try to make you.

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Speaker 2: Feel better, all right, We'll try not to judge you.

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Speaker 2: What's your confession, Kennedy.

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Speaker 1: So, I'm a mom. I have two boys, there's ten

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Speaker 1: and thirteen. I mean, I love them so much, but

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Speaker 1: they drive me nuts.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it.

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Speaker 2: Seems like a busy age.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in it right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to raise good men, but they're disgusting boys. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I know. With my son, I'm like, listen, you are

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Speaker 3: not going to be the one ever to make someone

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Speaker 3: else do your stuff for you.

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Speaker 4: Take it up right, do your dishes, learn how to

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Speaker 4: do the laundry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you do stuff for.

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Speaker 1: Me, right, But it doesn't matter how much you say it.

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Speaker 1: It seems like it doesn't. Oh again, and it's breaking me.

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Speaker 1: And so I had to have a break. I mean

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Speaker 1: I've been needing a break for thirteen years, really, And

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Speaker 1: so I told my husband and my kids that I

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Speaker 1: had a week long business ship, like a conference in Atlanta.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but the truth is that.

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Speaker 1: I rented an airbnb twenty minutes away from our house.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: It further.

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Speaker 2: For a whole week only. Why could business a work week?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow.

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Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you just tell him that's what you were

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Speaker 4: going to do. Why why did you have to lie

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Speaker 4: to him?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 4: I don't know think my husband would be all about it.

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Speaker 3: He's always like, you can't serve and help other people

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Speaker 3: if you don't feel w y.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my husband is like, yeah, get out of her state,

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Speaker 2: go a month with us, for a whole year, you

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Speaker 2: guys to share the responsibility. It's like, you don't get

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Speaker 2: a vacation if I don't get a.

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Speaker 4: Vas support someone needing a break.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well married, but remember she only she has boys,

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Speaker 2: so she's really in the thick of it right now, so.

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Speaker 4: We need They're all the same.

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Speaker 2: But I know we're horrible, and I want to apologize

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Speaker 2: on behalf of anybody who has to raise children like us.

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Speaker 2: We feel for you, Kennedy.

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Speaker 1: I love you, guys, thank you, We love you.

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Speaker 2: You deserve that week long vacation. But I must be

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Speaker 2: hard to keep it a secret from your whole family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was hard. Like I texted them pictures of

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Speaker 1: Atlanta that I found on the internet, and I called

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Speaker 1: them every night. Girl and I paid for my door

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Speaker 1: dashes with cash because my husband and I share a

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Speaker 3: In oh oh yeah, he's gonna find some sort of

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Speaker 3: evidence and think that you're cheating on him or something.

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Speaker 1: You know, it does my husband doesn't pay that much

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Speaker 1: attention to me. Honestly, like, okay, all right, all right.

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Speaker 3: I mean I assume you're still getting calls like hey, mom,

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Speaker 3: where's my where's my one thing?

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Speaker 4: And like where do we keep this?

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Speaker 1: Yes, constantly, And I honestly was like, I'm so Disney working.

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Speaker 1: Just ask daddy.

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Speaker 2: And the service inside of the conference center here isn't

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Speaker 2: very good. I'm not receiving those calls.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you like you.

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Speaker 1: Know, but I took baths, I took naps. It was amazing.

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Speaker 1: And I've honestly been thinking of like shaking another conference,

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Speaker 1: but you guys are making me feel like maybe I

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Speaker 1: could just be like I need a break.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you just tell them take international conference.

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Speaker 1: Maybe mommy has a conference in Paris.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys were.

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Speaker 1: Better than therapy. This is I'm so glad I called

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Speaker 1: because I really thought you were going to tell me

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Speaker 1: I was the worst mother in the world.

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Speaker 2: We're not going to tell you you're the worst.

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Speaker 4: We're just gonna everybody needs a break, but you need

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Speaker 4: to do a little bit better, more than twenty minutes

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Speaker 4: away from.

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Speaker 3: Your house, like to go bigger, Yeah, invite some girlfriends,

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Speaker 3: like make it a thing.

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Speaker 1: It was honestly afraid my husband was going to like

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Speaker 1: break one of them and I would need to come back.

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Speaker 2: You need to stay within helping distance justin gay Okay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to be able to hover in case

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Speaker 1: something went totally pear shaped because I've never done this before.

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Speaker 2: You really are a good mom, Kennedy.

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Speaker 1: You don't.

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Speaker 2: Don't feel bad about lying to your family for a

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Speaker 2: little bit of mental wellness. Everybody does, We all do it.

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Speaker 4: I bet you're a better mother when you got back.

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Speaker 1: So much better, so much nicer. Yeah, and you for

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Speaker 1: drunners faren that I ordered this like stupid Atlanta stuff

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Speaker 1: on the internet so I could have like boy.

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Speaker 2: Like little Atlanta's shot glasses that you quote.

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Speaker 1: Brought home like stupid Atlanta hats that they immediately lost

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Speaker 1: and they were like, oh cool, thank you.

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Speaker 4: By So she's not shot glasses for her ten and

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Speaker 4: thirteen year old son.

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Speaker 2: Well if there was crazy as she painted them out

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Speaker 2: to be. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: They're not dad, they're just kids.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, don't feel bad about what you did.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I love you guys. You deserve everything.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you need another vacation.

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Speaker 2: You know she's got one coming up in another month.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I know.

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Speaker 2: There you go and text into seven eight five nine two.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession that you've been keeping from

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Speaker 2: your family, we can hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 2: and make you our next mass speaker. Your phone taps

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Speaker 2: coming up right after this.

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,