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Speaker 2: podcast Network. It's Monday, October fourth, It's spooky season, and

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Speaker 2: we got a bunch of shit to talk about, including

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Speaker 2: we're gonna talk basketball stuff. But we also have the

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Speaker 2: most anticipated segment in podcast history in North America. We

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Speaker 2: are doing a dinosaur cookoff later in the show, so

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Speaker 2: stick around for that for sure. As always, Jenkins and

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Speaker 2: Jones hosted by my dear friends, Dragonfly Jones.

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Speaker 3: Aka Tyler, Everybody Good.

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Speaker 2: Le Jethro, Jenks's aka John Wasamp Bubba's and I'm Guardie

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Speaker 2: b A ka Mike.

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Speaker 3: And it is spooky season and John has joined us.

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Speaker 1: Tyler finally, I saw I saw the ghost of Mojio

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Speaker 1: just like us.

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Speaker 4: Now, Hey, I want to be When you.

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Speaker 5: Said spooky bitch, I'm like, that's that's all meat, bro.

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Speaker 5: You know, I love the sust Ship. I love the

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Speaker 5: sust Ship.

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Speaker 4: That that that that's where I exist and that you

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Speaker 4: know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, I thought about saying Lubuskie big Lebuski, but

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Speaker 5: I'm not there yet. Maybe next year I'll add that,

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Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying to the laboo. But anyway,

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Speaker 5: I'm here, I'm we here, we all here together with it.

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Speaker 2: Once I realized that we could use Twitter to do

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Speaker 2: Simpson's Treehouse of Horror spooky names for ourselves.

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Speaker 3: I have never looked. I've never looked back. I've been

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Speaker 3: doing that ever since.

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Speaker 1: I love spooky season though, like on some real ship.

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Speaker 1: Like it's not a gimmick. I love fucking this month, bro,

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Speaker 1: It's the best it is.

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Speaker 2: Jack entered the world this month, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It's a great month, top to bottom.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 2: You got the best movies, you got the best food,

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Speaker 2: you got the best sports.

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Speaker 3: Like it's just perfect.

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Speaker 5: To me, it was always just like a speed bump

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Speaker 5: to to Christmas. That's how I felt, you know what

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Speaker 5: I mean, Like like that that that you know what

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Speaker 5: I'm saying. But I mean, I've just never been a

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Speaker 5: Jack of landardnass nigga, like I said on Twitter, I

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Speaker 5: just always you know, it was just this was like

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Speaker 5: the little let me get through this and then it's

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Speaker 5: Christmas season.

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Speaker 4: I could get my shit, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean. So that's how I thought.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of the opposite with me, because like when

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Speaker 1: I think of Halloween, I have nothing but good memories

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Speaker 1: about like, you know, being fucking a kid and shit.

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Speaker 1: Right like like there's some some weak ass memories I

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Speaker 1: got about Christmas, like like taking three hour road tips

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Speaker 1: to Pennsylvania, wearing weak ass sweaters for Christmas dinners and shit,

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Speaker 1: like there's some there's some bad memories associated with those

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Speaker 1: seasons for me, But there's no bad memories with Halloween

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Speaker 1: for me.

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Speaker 4: Bro, They're all good. I mean that that makes sense.

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Speaker 5: I just never, like I mean, I stopped dressing up

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Speaker 5: in like middle school, you know what I mean, Like

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Speaker 5: like like sixth grade, I wasn't at the elementary. I

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Speaker 5: didn't I didn't have costumes, none of that shit, you

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Speaker 5: know what I mean. Like I was just scared in

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Speaker 5: the other little kids by pretending like I was like

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Speaker 5: a scarecrow or some shit, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: In a chair, Like you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: So we Yeah, I mean, ghetto is Halloween was always

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Speaker 2: my favorite holiday. We had once we were too old,

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Speaker 2: a trick or treat. We had the ghetto ist fucking

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Speaker 2: setup where when you walked up to my door, my

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Speaker 2: bedroom window was on your left, and so we put

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Speaker 2: a life size Freddy Krueger cut out there, and my

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Speaker 2: brother and I would just yank the fucking blind cord down,

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Speaker 2: so like you know what I mean, it would be like.

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Speaker 1: Wow, last time I dressed up, shit, it was about

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Speaker 1: ten years ago, and me and my homie stressed up

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Speaker 1: as n w A and we like you know, went bar.

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Speaker 1: I was easy, of course, you know, I'd like the

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Speaker 1: shortest one I had, the little chair.

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Speaker 4: I'll see if I can find that picture.

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Speaker 1: I think I posted it on twit pick in the internet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I think the internet twit pick. But we'll

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Speaker 1: see if I can find that ship.

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Speaker 2: Christmas and Thanksgiving are cool when you have a kid, bro,

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Speaker 2: But having a kid, your perspective on the month of

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Speaker 2: October is going to change for her.

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Speaker 3: Bro, It's it's the best.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember two years ago me and Vinnie went

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Speaker 2: as Miles Morales and Peter Parker.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that.

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Speaker 3: I remember that.

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Speaker 2: We gotta we gotta we got a costume. We got

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Speaker 2: a father son costume this year.

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Speaker 4: Whatever going about.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll put well, I'll post that ship at the

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Speaker 3: end of the month. I'm fired up for.

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Speaker 4: Big reveal, big reveal at the end of the month.

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Speaker 3: This is a teaser.

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Speaker 4: I'll keep it a stack with you.

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Speaker 5: I've probably been like dressing like rappers, like since like

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Speaker 5: middle school, so like I've been, you know, like I've

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Speaker 5: been wearing that same flannel ship. I was wearing that

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Speaker 5: from like sixth grade, e grade when I was you know,

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Speaker 5: you know, going like I would go tricker treating, but

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Speaker 5: I just wouldn't dress up, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: I would I spend half the time, I said, scaring kids,

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Speaker 5: but I would bet.

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Speaker 3: So much money.

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Speaker 2: You are a I would dress up as whatever my

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Speaker 2: baby wants me to dress up as to take her

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Speaker 2: tricker treating.

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Speaker 4: You might catch me to next year. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 4: give a fuck. Nigga.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you guys know, you guys know Shar's personality.

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Speaker 2: Maya wants to be a unicorn, and so she wanted

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Speaker 2: Shar to be a princess, to be the princess with

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Speaker 2: a unicorn, and Shar is.

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Speaker 3: Not a princess, but she's tapping in though she got

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Speaker 3: her princess dress.

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Speaker 4: Is it is? What it is?

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Speaker 1: I was, I was able to find that n W

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Speaker 1: A picture. Yes, I'm about the post it in the

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Speaker 1: group chat.

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Speaker 3: All right, for sure? All right, let's talk about sports,

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Speaker 3: uh scene.

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Speaker 2: Obviously we're an NBA pod, but we have to talk

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Speaker 2: about Urban Meyer.

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Speaker 3: You dirty dog. He's zigging where we thought he was

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Speaker 3: gonna zag.

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Speaker 2: We thought he was gonna fake another heart issue to

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Speaker 2: get out of Jacksonville to get to southern California.

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Speaker 3: But he's taking a different route.

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Speaker 4: That old slide Fox Urban.

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Speaker 1: Right, Like I all jokes inside, I legit think he's like, yo,

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Speaker 1: I can't do the bad health thing anymore. It felt

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Speaker 1: like he was sitting the scene with that, with those

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Speaker 1: quotes that leaked like last week, like.

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Speaker 4: Like this is hurting my heart. I was like, oh no,

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Speaker 4: here we go again.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like he's trying to go this shitty

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Speaker 1: husband angle to do the whole I need to take

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Speaker 1: some time off to be with my family, and then

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Speaker 1: he's going to get that call from USC and be

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Speaker 1: like Okay, this has sparked the fire me to work again.

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Speaker 4: Right, I for sure think that's how this ship is

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Speaker 4: going to shake down, and Erica, We're on to you.

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Speaker 3: Bro. Listen.

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Speaker 2: There's more sex addiction recovery places per capita in southern

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Speaker 2: California than anywhere else in the world, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean?

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Speaker 4: So what was that HBO show about the dude who

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Speaker 4: was a California cation?

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Speaker 3: Right? Yeah, molder, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: For those who have not seen the video, video came

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Speaker 2: out of Urban Meyer with a woman who is not his.

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Speaker 6: Wife grinding on him at a not the wife of

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Speaker 6: his youth. Yes, call back for yours.

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Speaker 3: So this is a fucking great picture, all right, for sure?

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's an urban you dirty dog. Let's talk about

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Speaker 2: Ben Simmons's bank account. The seventy six Ers owed Ben

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Speaker 2: Simmons an eight and a quarter million dollar payout last Friday.

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Speaker 2: That's twenty five percent of his contract. And because of

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Speaker 2: the current situation where he is not going to be

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Speaker 2: a seventy six er, they did not give him the

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Speaker 2: eight point twenty five million dollars. They put that money

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Speaker 2: in an escrow account. How much does this change your

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Speaker 2: opinion of the situation or does it not? When you

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Speaker 2: see the number eight point twenty five million dollars.

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Speaker 1: Well, that eight point twenty five hasn't disappeared. It's been

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Speaker 1: placed on hold, so you know that now if it disappeared,

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Speaker 1: we'd be having a whole different conversation. But it seems

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Speaker 1: like Ben Simmons is leaning into the peggy Like did

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Speaker 1: you see that fan instagram that six Ers fans instagram

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Speaker 1: that posts a breakdown of all the money that he'd

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Speaker 1: lose during the season that you set out and Ben

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Speaker 1: Simmons liked that shit?

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Speaker 4: Did you see that? Yeah? I saw the breakdown. I

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Speaker 4: see he liked it though that break yeah, greaty he

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Speaker 4: liked it. Like, like, Bro, I saw it on Twitter.

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Speaker 4: I thought it was fake.

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Speaker 1: I went to the fucking Instagram face and there was

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Speaker 1: like by Ben Simmons, right, No, I was like, god damn, Like, look,

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Speaker 1: he's leaning all the way into the petty here, bro,

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Speaker 1: And I think that I don't think he'll he'll be

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Speaker 1: stupid enough to lose that eight point two five, right,

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Speaker 1: I think he'll fucking you know, suck it up if

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Speaker 1: it hasn't come to that. But right now, man, it's

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Speaker 1: just a it's just a petty off right now, and

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Speaker 1: Ben seems locked in.

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Speaker 4: I mean there's a difference between petty and eight point

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Speaker 4: two five million.

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Speaker 7: Like that that's not petty cash, that's not petty at all.

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Speaker 5: That becomes ignorance in my opinion, you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 5: Like ye, like, buddy, it ain't worth it. So yeah,

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Speaker 5: like I I love the fun, but for me looking

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Speaker 5: at that numbers, that that I that I don't I

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Speaker 5: don't get a dollar out of that shit. And that

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Speaker 5: made my stomach cramp up. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I had the exact same response, and it's just like, look,

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Speaker 2: we're we are a capitalist little bitches raised in a

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Speaker 2: capitalist country, and I just can't like it. It changes

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Speaker 2: my brain chemistry when I see eight two five in Escrow, M.

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Speaker 4: M with M.

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Speaker 1: Bro, you know what I mean, you're talking about him,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm shit, But but I mean eight

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Speaker 1: eight point five eight point two five is a whole

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Speaker 1: lot of fucking money, right of course, yes, But is

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Speaker 1: it a whole lot of money to you know, a

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Speaker 1: two hundred million dollars dude like Ben?

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean, I just can't.

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Speaker 2: I'm not a two hundred million dollar dude, So I

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Speaker 2: don't know, Bro, this is that's that's.

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Speaker 5: A lot of money not coming into my bank account

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Speaker 5: on the fucking Thursday or some ship.

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Speaker 4: Bro. I'm like you, I'm like, I'm just.

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Speaker 5: Thinking about like me looking at my account and eight

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Speaker 2: I checked from the Volume podcast network hit my account

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Speaker 3: Zero zero dot zero zero and it is one one

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Speaker 1: Here's what what I'm like in it too, in in

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Speaker 1: Have you ever just just flat out no call, no show,

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Speaker 4: Because eight point five onto, that's like four hundred dollars, dog, yeah, exact.

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Speaker 3: But eight point five of them dans nigga of them.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I gotta go, and I need to bring my

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Speaker 4: ain't point two five that's them who talk about spooky season.

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Speaker 4: We gotta go. We gotta go to work. Scrubby Scrubby doo.

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Speaker 2: In addition to spooky season, it's all so I'll do

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Speaker 2: Right that that team photo looked like a It looked

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Speaker 5: Like a draft, you know what I'm saying, Like the

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Speaker 2: So here's my question, Carl. You know, Bron said he

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Speaker 3: It's the season to say that. Do you believe those guys?

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Speaker 2: Do you believe that's gonna work when we're playing and

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Speaker 2: it's January fifteenth, you know, and these dudes is you know,

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Speaker 2: there's a little sick of each other, or they're in

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Speaker 1: Yes, I absolutely do. I absolutely do, because I think

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Speaker 1: gonna get a fucking ring. I mean, if Bron can

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I think that players genuinely, I don't think

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Speaker 1: We'll get a ring. And I do think that that

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Speaker 5: I think like when you look at the team, it

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Speaker 4: Like nobody likes fucking Karmelone, Fuck that nigga, you know

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Speaker 5: Like, all right, you know GP was kind of old,

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Speaker 5: you know, Russ isn't to that point the GP was

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Speaker 5: But these players like each other, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying, And it's time to like,

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, this Rush put his.

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Speaker 5: I do think so Like I agree with what Tyler said,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I believe some of them more than

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Speaker 3: That he would love that.

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Speaker 2: I want to see the best version because I'm a

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Speaker 5: A man that spit in another man's face. I don't

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Speaker 5: I do think like you know, like I said, I

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Speaker 5: building my opinion. You know what I'm saying. He wants

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Speaker 3: Right right, So you know what I mean. So it's

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Speaker 4: So what what would you talk? You said, we were

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we knew, though we weren't blind sided.

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Speaker 2: All right, moving on, I'm very excited boy, Hold on

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Speaker 3: I loved this so much.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's great.

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Speaker 2: That is side from the Hell Creek Formation in North Dakota.

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Speaker 2: It's the first Dinosaur Cookoff show, brought to you by

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Speaker 2: the Marmarth Research Foundation, the only cooking show that combines

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Speaker 2: our love of dinosaurs with our love of being ignorant.

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Speaker 2: I'm very excited. Let's meet our contestants. Each of us

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Speaker 2: will be preparing three entrees featuring dinosaur meats. First of all,

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Speaker 2: he is literally a grow master. He is the only

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Speaker 2: justification for having a Twitter account. Tyler, Welcome to the

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Speaker 2: Dinosaur Cookoff Show.

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Speaker 1: Say Hi, happy to be here. Man, I'm ready, I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to cook. As the kids saying.

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Speaker 2: The baddest male bitch on Twitter time California, John by

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Speaker 2: way of.

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Speaker 7: Saint Louis by way of saying, let's not forget the

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Speaker 7: center of my universe. You feel me, Mike before we

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Speaker 7: go anything, Man, I think I thank you all the

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Speaker 7: audience a little, you know, dive into your paleontologist efforts

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Speaker 7: in the past.

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Speaker 2: I am your host GUARDI ba a Mike and contestant

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Speaker 2: and contest host host slash contestant. I have spent multiple

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Speaker 2: summers of my life on dinosaur digs that is something

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Speaker 2: I had a chance to do quite some time ago

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Speaker 2: in the Hell Creek formation of Montana and North Dakota,

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Speaker 2: and so I love talking about dinosaurs. I have dinosaur

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Speaker 2: fossil in the other room. This is literally like combining

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Speaker 2: Tyler and I's top interest. We've got dinosaurs and grilling meat.

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Speaker 2: Before we get into everyone has three entrees we've prepared,

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Speaker 2: and then if our producers are in a mental state

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Speaker 2: slash parenting state to do so, they will serve as

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Speaker 2: judges for the cookoff show. Let's first talk about what

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Speaker 2: dinosaurs tasted like, because obviously that's going to factor into

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Speaker 2: the way that you would think about what we're talking about.

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Speaker 2: The first thing I would say is that when you

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Speaker 2: eat birds, you are literally eating dinosaurs. Birds are the

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Speaker 2: last living theropods on the planet Earth, So you're literally

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Speaker 2: it's not like a it's like a chicken. A chicken

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Speaker 2: is a theropod. It is like it is a dinosaur.

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Speaker 2: So not descended from is literally the same branch on

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Speaker 2: the tree. So uh, Crocodiles crocodilians include which includes alligators,

499
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Speaker 2: also share a common ancestor with dinosaurs, and they also

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Speaker 2: kind of taste like chicken. So if you're thinking about

501
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Speaker 2: what they tasted, like crocodiles, gamier meat, like duck dark meat,

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Speaker 2: that's probably what we're looking at with dinosaurs. Obviously, the

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Speaker 2: size and the activity level and the amount of muscle

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Speaker 2: is not comparable to.

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Speaker 3: A Terrannosaurus rex. So that's where the difference comes in.

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Speaker 5: But also let's think about New Orleans, okay, because like

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Speaker 5: if you go to New Orleans, those gator burgers, you

508
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Speaker 5: know what I'm saying, Like you feel me? Like when

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Speaker 5: we went there, like when I saw the when I

510
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Speaker 5: saw the that's what made me really think about what

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Speaker 5: they taste.

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Speaker 4: It Like like I wondered sometimes.

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Speaker 5: But when they said that on Twitter, like like that

514
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Speaker 5: that post about they found a new dinosaur and I'm

515
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Speaker 5: looking at that bitch, I'm like, Yo, that motherfucker look astounding.

516
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Speaker 5: I would I would I would love. I would love

517
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Speaker 5: to throw that bitch on a grill. You feel what

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Speaker 5: I'm saying, So like, let's stink New Orleans. Let's think

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Speaker 5: about those you know what I'm saying, those meals we've

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Speaker 5: had there. I think we like most people have been there,

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Speaker 5: so like you know, people wonder, like I think they

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Speaker 5: know Nigga like you could.

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Speaker 4: New Orleans has figured ways to make gators good. You know,

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Speaker 4: we could do the same. You feel what I mean?

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Speaker 1: First time I had gator was when I was in

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Speaker 1: New Orleans when we were there, what twenty twelve, I

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Speaker 1: want to say, yeah, yeah, and I had the gator bites,

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Speaker 1: which was like, you know, popcorn gator, and I was like, God, damn.

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Speaker 4: This is delicious.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this tastes like if popcorn chicken and

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Speaker 1: kylamari fucked.

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: I was like this, this is the best combination of

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Speaker 1: worlds that I have ever tasted. So, yes, I think

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Speaker 1: of dinnasa would absolutely be fucking delicious.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so when we talk about dinosaur me, we can't

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Speaker 5: talk about that without talking about New Orleans.

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Speaker 4: You feel what I'm saying?

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Speaker 2: For sure, would you eat if someone came out today

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Speaker 2: and said they have successfully engineered like wooly mammoth meat

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Speaker 2: or dinosaur meat, would you buy that? Or with the

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Speaker 2: fact that it was like a laboratory creation freak you out?

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Speaker 1: I think I think we'd have to get some generations

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Speaker 1: deep into the breeding probably, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Before I hop out there, I don't want some shit

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Speaker 1: fresh out the lab. You know, I need some shit

547
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Speaker 1: about goddamn you know, thirty forty generations eat where y'all

548
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Speaker 1: are real life, fucking not.

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Speaker 4: Some test tube you know, manipulation ship.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if they're just making the meat like on some

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Speaker 5: like you know, impossible.

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Speaker 2: Meat printing, I don't want that right right.

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Speaker 5: I want the ship, you know, I want the animal,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean. I want them to make

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Speaker 5: the animal and.

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Speaker 4: Then cut the meat off that motherfucker.

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Speaker 2: You know what, if we get a billion dollars to

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Speaker 2: create a t rex, then you want them.

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Speaker 3: To put that bolt through the back of its skull

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Speaker 3: and kill.

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Speaker 4: Get point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if we get to the point where we've got

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Speaker 1: like wooly mammoth ranches, if we get free range wooly

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Speaker 1: mammoths and ship like, yeah, sign me up for.

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Speaker 4: But not that the wooly mammock though, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: But the dinosaurs for some reason, those are the ones

567
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Speaker 5: like you know, you know, that's that's what really, that's

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Speaker 5: what really, you know, tickles my my fancy, you know

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Speaker 5: what I mean?

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Speaker 3: All right, how should we do this?

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Speaker 2: Should we each present our three or should we go

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Speaker 2: one one, one, two, two two three?

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Speaker 4: Thro three. No, okay, go ahead, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, we should probably do all three,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm agree.

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Speaker 4: And got to make it too complicated, okay, progressive? Oh wow,

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Speaker 4: so we okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: Jackson's bringing Jackson's bringing culture to the podcast. I didn't

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Speaker 2: even know he's a progressive menu, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: it's a real high VAXX rate with the menu.

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Speaker 4: I mean, he used he used tenable.

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Speaker 5: He's been the progressive menu as he's a he's a

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Speaker 5: college boy.

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Speaker 2: He can't you know, all right, So who's it? So

585
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Speaker 2: shows Tyler goes first? Or do we end with time

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Speaker 2: Tyler has to go first or last.

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Speaker 5: Let's start with Tyler and then we'll know if we

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Speaker 5: even need.

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Speaker 4: To go just drop, you know, okay, all right?

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Speaker 1: So so first I want to give you guys a

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Speaker 1: little bit of a dive into my rationale here, my

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Speaker 1: rationale here, and how I reached the decision on my entrees. So,

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Speaker 1: you know, doing some thinking, I was like, what type

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Speaker 1: of dinosaurs would be the most delicious? I think you

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Speaker 1: gotta go herbivores, right, because I think that you know,

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Speaker 1: if you look at the at the live stock, at.

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Speaker 4: The meat that we eat.

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Speaker 1: We eat herbivores, you know, cows, chicken, you know, pigs

599
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Speaker 1: are fucking omnivores. But the pigs we eat they don't

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Speaker 1: get fed meat, right, So so we're eating herbivore pigs too.

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Speaker 1: So I went, I leaned into that, and then you know,

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Speaker 1: I thought about what's the most delicious type of herbivores?

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Speaker 1: And the most delicious type herb before is our baby

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Speaker 1: herb before.

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Speaker 4: Right, you're a monster. You a monster? You a monster?

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Speaker 4: You a monster? Can I hear you? But but we

607
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Speaker 4: don't we move.

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Speaker 2: We are gonna find out what it feels like to

609
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Speaker 2: play Jordan in his prime right now?

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Speaker 4: Yes, right?

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Speaker 1: So you know, bill is way more delicious than beef.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Fucking you know, cornish hens,

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Speaker 1: the little baby hens that way more delicious than the

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Speaker 1: full grown hands. Like the motherfucking lamb is bro. We

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Speaker 1: don't even eat mutton, you know what I'm saying, Like,

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Speaker 1: like you gotta be like a fucking thirteenth century Viking

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Speaker 1: if you out here eating mutton, like, get the fuck out.

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Speaker 4: Of here, Eric the Red.

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Speaker 1: So so I went with that, and what I decided

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Speaker 1: was I was going to do slow smoke a baby.

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Speaker 4: Tricera top shoulder. Okay.

622
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Speaker 1: And this is how we're gonna start. We're gonna start

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Speaker 1: with the marinate. It's a podcasts always, right.

624
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Speaker 4: It was a great show to petition. Don't win.

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Speaker 3: God damn.

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Speaker 4: This by striped tartage Solder.

627
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Speaker 8: I can't even think like that, nigga, God leave, go ahead,

628
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Speaker 8: go ahead, nigga.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 1: And and and keeping with and keeping with the with

631
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Speaker 1: the herb of or aspect of this, we're gonna lean

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Speaker 1: into trying to get you know, a grassy, earthy flavor here.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 1: So what we're first gonna do is we're gonna marinate it.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do a little a little garlic and herb marinate.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna marinate that for twenty four hours. Then we're

638
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Speaker 1: gonna create a rub for it.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Now, usually you know with with with like you know,

641
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Speaker 1: with your pork rubs, you wanna do, you know, fifty

642
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Speaker 1: brown sugar, fifty percent salt. But we'd, like I said,

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Speaker 1: we're going for the earthy grass paste. We want to

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Speaker 1: accentuate that here. So we're gonna do a rub saged

645
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Speaker 1: based rub here, right, Okay, And then we're going to

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Speaker 1: go with you know, ground time garlic.

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Speaker 4: He's reading awful, nigga. He wrote a recipe. Yes, I'm

648
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Speaker 4: not serious about this ship. You got the heat, you

649
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Speaker 4: gonna cook it on to nigga.

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Speaker 1: We will be using apple with chips here, but we'll

651
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Speaker 1: get back to that. So we're gonna go with a rub,

652
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Speaker 1: sage based rub with ground thyme, garlic, salt, onion, powdered cumin,

653
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Speaker 1: some cracked black pepper, some smoked sea salt, you know,

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Speaker 1: to bring out the smokiness, some smoke paper rika as well,

655
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: some cumin, a little dash of brown sugar kind of

656
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: accentuate the sweetness of it.

657
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 4: And we're gonna coat it with crushed rosemary.

658
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: As I said, we're aiming for the earthy grass he

659
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: takes here, that's what we want to accentuate for this

660
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: herbit bore this little baby triceratops here.

661
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 4: Okay, you get one.

662
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 5: You need one dish that shit, bro No, noah, no,

663
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 5: I need to hear the other two.

664
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 4: I mean, nigga, we can't go after this. You want

665
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 4: to do worse. That was horrible decision, Mike. Why you

666
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 4: let me do that? Go ahead, nigga, I don't like

667
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 4: you right now, though I would say that. All right.

668
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: So, so we're gonna slow smoke this for about you know,

669
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: six or seven hours. You know, we're gonna make a

670
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 1: baste of olive oil and butter with a dash of

671
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: lemon juice, and we're gonna use you know, we're gonna

672
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,479
Speaker 1: base it with a rosemary brush. Have you ever seen that,

673
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: you know, when people use the rosemary brush?

674
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 3: No, I haven't.

675
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 4: I don't never seen.

676
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: No, we're gonna use the rosemary brush because it really

677
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: does add a difference. It really, you know, like I said,

678
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: it brings out the urbaness of it all. All right,

679
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: So we're gonna do that now we're you guys have

680
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: had my pork shoulder. I don't cook it to the

681
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: point of it being, you know, shredded like barbecue sanwis

682
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 1: like I like it to be, you know, tender, you know.

683
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 4: Like like like a steak type cut.

684
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: Right, So we're gonna go with We're gonna cook it

685
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: until it's at that point of tenderness. And what we're

686
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: gonna do, see, I'm I'm double dipping a bit here,

687
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: like that's the star of the show. My second entre

688
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: here is gonna utilize that. We're gonna go We're gonna,

689
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: you know, dice up some of that shoulder. You know,

690
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna throw that into some corn beef ash. We're

691
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: gonna make a little you know, smoke tricera tops shoulder hash.

692
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: You know, we're gonna go some scallions and some ions

693
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: in it, you know some you know, we're gonna get

694
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: crazy with that, and then we're gonna top it with

695
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 1: a pterodactyl egg over easy with some crack black pepper.

696
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,719
Speaker 4: So those are my three entres. It's kind of a synergy.

697
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 4: Really hungry. I am hungry.

698
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: This kind of snergy of you know, it's all revolving

699
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: around the shoulder here. So that's what I present to

700
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: the judges for approval.

701
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 8: Here, bitch ass nigga, you that is beautiful.

702
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 4: Nigga. You bro, you had to go.

703
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 5: Bro, Mike, you gotta go next. Come on, dog, don't

704
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 5: need said. Don't even throw me out there like that dog.

705
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 2: You're gonna okay, all right, I'm nigga.

706
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 4: I really want that ship.

707
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 3: No, really curious.

708
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 5: I don't order this like I'm like, I'm just supposed

709
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 5: to go ahead and eat these three Friday eggs like

710
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 5: I eat every day, like after I hearing this ship, bro,

711
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 5: like nigga, what.

712
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play the expert card here on Tyler's cooking

713
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 2: because he has sent John and I both his pork shoulder,

714
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 2: and god fucking damn.

715
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 3: It is so fucking good.

716
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 2: And now I understand what a right because you're doing

717
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 2: shit to the meat I've never even conceived of.

718
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: You got you gotta make love to the meat, baby, Yeah.

719
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:11,760
Speaker 4: All right.

720
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 3: Fuck.

721
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 2: So I don't have the knowledge of cooking that Tyler has.

722
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 2: I do have a fairly good knowledge of dinosaurs, So

723
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 2: I am going to start on a different continent. I'm

724
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 2: gonna do something that's more of an Asian cuisine preparation

725
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 2: because at the moment in paleontology, all the new species,

726
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:36,919
Speaker 2: all the interesting science is coming out of Asia and

727
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 2: more specifically China. But I have a Japanese dish I'm

728
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 2: gonna prepare. You're both familiar with fugu, the deadly poisonous blowfish,

729
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 2: and they.

730
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 3: Prepare in Japan.

731
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, And the poisonous part that produces the venom

732
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 2: is more deadly than cyanide. So there's a great One

733
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 2: of the best Simpsons episodes of all time was about

734
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 2: Homer thinking that he'd eaten this part of the blowfish

735
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 2: that he was going to die. So I am gonna

736
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 2: do the neck meat of a Delaphosaurus, this around the

737
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 2: part that produces the venom that they would spit. And

738
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a fugu miso soup, which is a

739
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 2: tumnal soup meant to be eaten when it's still warm,

740
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 2: but it's starting to turn a little bit colder.

741
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 4: Uh.

742
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,000
Speaker 2: And then I'm gonna put some taro in there, which

743
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 2: is what they do with the fugu soup.

744
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 4: Uh.

745
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: And then I will have some sashimi and some cretaceous

746
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 2: at amma on the side. Fugu Delapasaurus soup, okay, and

747
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 2: a delasaurus.

748
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 1: That's that's the down. So they will put the little

749
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: hood out in sati. Is that what they didn't really have.

750
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 2: They didn't really have the hood, but they did produce

751
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 2: venom in the way that Yeah, but yeah someone that yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

752
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,720
Speaker 2: yeah damn Okay.

753
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: You know it took us to you know, a little

754
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: Asian cuisine being there.

755
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:05,359
Speaker 4: I like it.

756
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 2: The first dinosaur that was sort of acknowledged to have

757
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 2: feathers was the Archaeopteryx, which is a flighted dinosaur. So

758
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 2: I am gonna prepare John as furious right now, I'm

759
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 2: gonna prepare an Archaeopteryx adobo style uh and servant on

760
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 2: some jasmine rice with some They had giant asparagus back

761
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 2: in the Cretaceous, so I would serving some slices of

762
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: asparagus stock alongside my Archaeopteryx adobo uh.

763
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 3: And then I was operating on the same thoughts that.

764
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 2: You were about herbivores and sort of the difference between

765
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 2: the lighter meat and the darker meat. The dinosaurs are

766
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: more likely to be a darker meat because of the

767
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 2: way that their muscles and the blood vessels were. But

768
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 2: I am gonna serve a pair of sorolfis uh the

769
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 2: way that I would prepare lemon chicken. Uh. I would

770
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,919
Speaker 2: get some breasts off of that thing, and then I'm

771
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,400
Speaker 2: here it go. I'm gonna now it's gonna be lemone

772
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 2: and garlicky, and I'm gonna serve it with some golden potatoes,

773
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna put it on some angel hair, which

774
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 2: is how I like to serve lemon chicken.

775
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 4: Uh.

776
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 3: And those are my three on trees.

777
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:32,280
Speaker 4: Y'all niggas extra as fuck. God damn bro ship.

778
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 5: All right, so I'm gonna take you right around the

779
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 5: corners to motherfucking Lociena.

780
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 4: Go real quick, all right, talk about nigga.

781
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 5: No lemon pepper terradactyl wings, nigga, you feel what I'm saying.

782
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 4: I just felt like, you know me, I like basic shit.

783
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,280
Speaker 4: I'm a regular nigga. I just want a big ass

784
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 4: wing with lemon pepper.

785
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 5: Make it wet, of course, or maybe we lemon pepper wet,

786
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 5: not losi, nigga, we taken you to motherfucking Atlanta, at

787
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 5: least with it, you know what I'm saying.

788
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 4: So there we go, lemon pepper wet tterra doctor wings.

789
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 5: Also, like when I think of like the meats that

790
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 5: are good, like I said, I thought of hebervores too,

791
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 5: and I'm a I'm an oxtail ass nigga, you know

792
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 5: what I'm saying.

793
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 4: So I was thinking, like I want a.

794
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 5: Lice little stew with a steger saurus tail. You know,

795
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,919
Speaker 5: I think the steggard Sauri's tail will be a fatty ass.

796
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 5: I thought the neck, but I'm like, nah, I think

797
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 5: the tail would be the fat meat that I want,

798
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. So let me get the

799
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 5: steger sawus tail throwing in some soup and some oxtails.

800
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.

801
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 5: Back that motherfucker up to the to the to the

802
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 5: to the whip and drop the motherfuckers in the trunk,

803
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying.

804
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 4: And then the last one I had, I had two.

805
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 4: I don't know which one I want to go with.

806
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 5: I do like ribs, and I think the Tricerah Thops

807
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,760
Speaker 5: ribs will go crazy, you know what I'm saying.

808
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 4: I don't have a way that I'm gonna cook it, but.

809
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 5: I think being that I've had like Alligator burgers in

810
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 5: New Orleans, I know the burger went crazy. I don't

811
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 5: know how soft the Tri Serra Tops meat would be. Yes,

812
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 5: it's fatty, not pork fatty, you know what I mean.

813
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 5: And beef ribs are lean. I'd imagine that a Tri

814
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 5: Sarah Tops real be even leaner, you feel what I'm saying.

815
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:24,959
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna go with the t Rex burger, you.

816
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 4: Know what I mean.

817
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 5: Grind that motherfucker up, Throw some avocado on that bitch.

818
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 5: Throw a Tri Sarah Tops fried egg on that whole

819
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 5: and get me. You know what I'm saying, A nice

820
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 5: pretzel ban with that motherfucker, and I think you know

821
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 5: I have motherfuckers wrapped around the door with that. I

822
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 5: don't think motherfucker's paying eighty dollars a dish like with

823
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 5: y'all dishes, you know what I'm saying. But we gonna

824
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 5: make our regular ass target nigga money over here.

825
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 4: You feel what I'm saying. Shoppers will fuck with me.

826
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 2: There's no question that the person making the most money

827
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 2: is the person selling the t Rex burger. I'm like,

828
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like people will wait in

829
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 2: line for seventeen days for a t Rex.

830
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: Bertes, especially especially if you decide to use them little

831
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: weak ass arms that that that they never use in

832
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:10,959
Speaker 1: their life.

833
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,439
Speaker 4: That'd be probably tender as fuck.

834
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 9: Bro.

835
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 5: I thought about them, but I think I would throw

836
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:17,359
Speaker 5: them in a stew. I think I would throw them

837
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 5: in a stew. I don't think like like like a

838
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 5: like a phuck, like.

839
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 4: A t Rex.

840
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, Like t Rex arm fuff

841
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 5: and then crack the t Rex egg and that motherfucker

842
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 5: boil that bitch.

843
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, I had a motherfuck you

844
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying, two of them. I one two.

845
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 4: I like two eggs with my fuck, you know what

846
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 4: I'm saying.

847
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 5: So that's why I go with this, with the with

848
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 5: the with the with the t rex arm. I didn't

849
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 5: really think about grinding the burger up, you know what

850
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,880
Speaker 5: I'm saying. I thought, you know, if we grinding it up,

851
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 5: we could use the other parts of the t rex,

852
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. So, but if I mean

853
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 5: the t rex gotta be ground, it can't. You know,

854
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna eat a slab of t rex met

855
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 5: That shit probably ain't got no marbling in that motherfucker,

856
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:53,279
Speaker 5: you know.

857
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,919
Speaker 4: What I'm saying. So that marveling, that that that ad

858
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 4: that make it real tender? You feel me?

859
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 2: Jackson out of it? Our producers for today, do we

860
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,720
Speaker 2: need to have a vote?

861
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 10: You guys want to just want to say that was beautiful,

862
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 10: guys beautiful. All of those dishes sound amazing, and Mike

863
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 10: did a good job playing to his half Asian judge.

864
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 4: Lance his his meal.

865
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 10: But I mean, we can't really say anything or that.

866
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 4: Than Tyler at this point.

867
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 9: I just I have I have one thing to say.

868
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 9: I have one thing to say. I don't know how John,

869
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 9: after hearing what Tyler said, you can come in here

870
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 9: and say I want to I'm gonna get ribs, and

871
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 9: to quote you, I don't know a way.

872
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 4: Tyler has this.

873
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 9: Whole detail and you're saying, I want ribs.

874
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 2: But I don't know.

875
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,719
Speaker 5: Really, I thought we was just naming, like I just like,

876
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 5: I just thought they were delicious.

877
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 4: How would I want them?

878
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 5: I didn't think I was actually cooking the motherfuckers. I

879
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 5: just thought we were naming dishes we wanted, you know

880
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 5: what I mean? Like, I'm like, you know who is

881
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 5: going to prepare what for me?

882
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:57,240
Speaker 4: Tyler?

883
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 5: You know, his love language is cooking, you know what

884
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 5: I mean? My love language is eating. So our perspectives

885
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 5: are different, you know what I'm saying.

886
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 2: So Tyler was cooking and John was ordering, and I

887
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 2: was cooking for my kids.

888
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 3: Because I just named basically three things that I make.

889
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 10: So if I if I was ordering one of these

890
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 10: three menus, honestly, there's a chance I would pick mics because,

891
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 10: like I said, I love yeah, yeah, yeah, But Tyler,

892
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 10: Tyler bodied that contest like he was Bobby Flay coming

893
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 10: in against like fucking some dumb iron chef challenger who

894
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 10: thought he should a chance.

895
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 4: That was I mean, that was crazy. What's he started off?

896
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 5: Once you started off with the well, you know, like

897
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,959
Speaker 5: the way you the way you changed your persona once

898
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 5: you started talking about cooking, Like alright, this is a

899
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 5: different nigga.

900
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 8: Bro.

901
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 2: His first sentence and his first sentence, I was like,

902
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have listened to John.

903
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 3: I should have had.

904
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 4: But Bro, I watch a lot.

905
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 10: Of cooking videos. I can see a lot of cooking content.

906
00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 10: That's where like the type of stuff I watch. It's

907
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 10: not I'm not watching sports or whatever. I've never in

908
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 10: my life heard of him never, Bro. That's how I

909
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 10: know that. That's how I know Tyler's on another livel

910
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 10: Tyler sent us pork shoulder through the mail, and that

911
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 10: motherfucker was tender like through FedEx.

912
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 5: Nigga, you know what I'm saying, Like over that's this

913
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 5: ship still was firelight.

914
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 3: He sent us pork shoulder packed in dry ice.

915
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 2: Bro.

916
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 9: You also know the minute that Tyler opened up his mouth,

917
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 9: John instantly regretted not planning this out beforehand.

918
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 5: The thing, the thing is, I had had two things

919
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 5: like I had three or four things on my eye,

920
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 5: on my mind, two things I knew I wanted, right,

921
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 5: but I'm just thinking, like, yo, what would I order

922
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 5: this motherfucking restaurant?

923
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 8: I'm like, gig this motherfucker reading right this I was

924
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,600
Speaker 8: That's what tripped me out. I was hungry after this

925
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 8: nigga like said, I'm like, oh, like I gotta eat

926
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 8: regular ship.

927
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 4: I can't buy this shit. No more, Like that's not

928
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,240
Speaker 4: it wasn't fair.

929
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 5: I knew it wasn't fair, but now like I really know,

930
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 5: you know what I'm.

931
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 2: Saying, Like Adams, thank you for the easiest judging job

932
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 2: anyone's ever done in the history of podcasts. Tyler John,

933
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 2: do you guys, do you have any honorable mentions?

934
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 3: Tyler? Do you have anything else you were thinking.

935
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,840
Speaker 2: Of that, you know, like a dessert or a fucking

936
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,760
Speaker 2: appeteaser or anything else we can throw out there.

937
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: A horse divorce if you will, Horse devours them? Motherfucker

938
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: hey them Flintstone ribs. Can we talk about how good

939
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: those motherfuckers look. When I was a kid and I

940
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: used to see the Flintstones cartoon, come on, and I

941
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: see the part where there was ribs tiffed the car off, like, God.

942
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 4: Damn, the ribs look good. It's fucked.

943
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: It's like Flintstone ribs and like Ninja Turtles pizza, and

944
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 1: like Yogi Bear fucking apple pot blueberry pies and ship

945
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,480
Speaker 1: those are like the best looking cartoon foods ever.

946
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 5: I think you smoked ribs will be like, what what

947
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 5: type of risin Sarah toop ribs?

948
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 4: I don't know what other that's some sm.

949
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 2: I have a triceratops rib. I have a triceratops rib

950
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 2: in the case in the other room.

951
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 4: Can you is it? Motherfucker? Yeah, you want me to

952
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:08,439
Speaker 4: get it? Yeah?

953
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, please please please please He's like, yeah, you want

954
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 5: to get it?

955
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 1: This dinosaur rib I have in my house yet right,

956
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: I've never seen a dinosaur rib in person.

957
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 4: I can not believe you like you? Why why aren't

958
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,400
Speaker 4: you a chef like that?

959
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,839
Speaker 1: That seem like that's it's it's something I love to

960
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 1: do so much that I wouldn't want to do it

961
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 1: making my job, you know what I mean?

962
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 4: Yeah?

963
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, my in my fuck in, my fuck up

964
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 5: the vibe for that, yeah, but but that's pretty much

965
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 5: like the rub that I use when I do like lamb.

966
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 4: Shoulder and ship. So yeah, yeah, yeah, this nigga just

967
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 4: gotta take this afar I had off.

968
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 10: The one that I that I want to nominate for

969
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 10: honorable mentions that I think was a missed opportunity was Spinosaurus,

970
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 10: the only dinosaur that spent time in the water. No one,

971
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 10: there's it's an a one opportunity for like seafood dinosaur.

972
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 4: I thought some of those.

973
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 2: Gonna says the sore like you know what I mean,

974
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 2: the big the shark, the shark ones.

975
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,480
Speaker 3: So this gives you a size, yeah, exactly the size

976
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 3: of about half of a t of a triceratops rib.

977
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: So you can see what I what I thought was

978
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 2: interesting when you guys brought up the triceratops rib because

979
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:21,760
Speaker 2: John is right that the they're leaner, but the ribs

980
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 2: are so big you could get lean. There'd be so

981
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 2: much meat just because the ribs were so big.

982
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah size.

983
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 2: I excavated that triceratops rib myself, by the way.

984
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 4: That's a big dig drop, big nuts drop right there.

985
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 2: Let me keep it because it was broken and so

986
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 2: I had to use there's a they call it like

987
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 2: paleo glue. It's basically a glue that is sticky enough

988
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 2: that it'll stick rock together, because that's what fossils are obviously.

989
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:53,160
Speaker 2: So you had to kind of piece a bunch of

990
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 2: little pieces of that ship together.

991
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 3: That was fun.

992
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 4: That was fun.

993
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 2: That was I can oh, wow, Tyler fucking I'm like,

994
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 2: I'm actually angry.

995
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 3: I'll never get to taste what Tyler talked about preparing.

996
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, now I gotta cut some shit, bro. I can't

997
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: just do some regular shit today, like I was gonna

998
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: get some pizza. Now I might have to do some

999
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 1: shit on the grill. I'm hungry as fuck too.

1000
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 4: Now. I'm absolutely amazed.

1001
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 3: I'm just in shot the vay. I have the vapors

1002
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 3: a little bit right right.

1003
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,720
Speaker 4: I'm truly in shock.

1004
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: I just.

1005
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,240
Speaker 4: This rosemary brush nigga.

1006
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 5: The fuck like this nigga got tools tools for cooking.

1007
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 3: You feel me?

1008
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 5: This motherfucker coer pull up with a case to your

1009
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,919
Speaker 5: crib at the grill, you know what I mean?

1010
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 4: Like, sheesh.

1011
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,840
Speaker 2: That's all the time we have for Jenkins and Jones today.

1012
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 2: We will be back on Thursday. For those of you

1013
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 2: who've been falling along with the book club, Clint Smith

1014
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,319
Speaker 2: is going to join us next week, so get your

1015
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 2: questions ready and be prepared to email those in this week.

1016
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 2: But thank you so much. Basketball just around the corner.

1017
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 2: We're really excited for that, and we'll see you guys

1018
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 2: on Thursday. Bye bye bye