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Speaker 1: It's another jewble phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is p Dekins. Is this Paul? Yeah, Hey Paul,

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Speaker 1: we've never met. I'm calling from Corporate HR and I

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Speaker 1: just need to speak with you real quick about something

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Speaker 1: that I have heard has been going on in the office.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a moment. Yeah, yeah, somebody alerted me

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Speaker 1: the other day that you had stepped in gum actually

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Speaker 1: in the office hallway. Is that what happened?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, actually, not just that, several days, a couple of

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Speaker 2: days in a row, I have.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wow, so you're just so, a couple of days

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Speaker 1: in a row, you're walking into work or walking down

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Speaker 1: the hall to your desk and you step an actual

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Speaker 1: gum that was just on the floor in the office.

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Speaker 2: That's correct.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. How did that feel when that happened?

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Speaker 2: Well, they felt gross, and you know, you know, I

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Speaker 2: don't I don't know why it's there, Why people aren't

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Speaker 2: respecting the environment?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, the office environment. I mean, throwing gum on

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Speaker 1: the carpet of an office is kind of ridiculous, don't

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Speaker 1: you think, right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? More than once?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have any idea who it might

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Speaker 1: be That's why I'm calling trying to figure all this

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Speaker 1: stuff out, because you know, there's been instances of this

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Speaker 1: and I I heard that you were you were talking

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Speaker 1: about it around your coworker. So somebody told me that

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Speaker 1: they had heard you say something. So you any idea

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Speaker 1: who it might be.

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Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen anybody drop it or anything like that. Yeah, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's it's just frustrating because I had to you know,

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Speaker 2: I lost, I had to throw away. I got stuck

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Speaker 2: to the bottom of.

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Speaker 1: What Oh, I just said, serve your right, that's all anyway,

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Speaker 1: So you had to get rid of a pair of

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Speaker 1: shoes because of gum? Huh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's uh, you know, it's it's everyone. What do

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Speaker 2: you say?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I was just I was just said, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: continue to let me know so I can make some

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Speaker 1: notes here in the in the file about the gum

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Speaker 1: that's been that you've been stepping in on your way

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Speaker 1: to your desk.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like you said paybacks.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I did say that. How did it feel, Paul?

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Speaker 1: Huh yeah, a little something, Paul. All right. I might

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Speaker 1: work in corporate HR, but it doesn't mean I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to play dirty.

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Speaker 2: So you're telling me that you're the person that's been

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Speaker 2: putting the gum on the floor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, guilty is charged. Yeah, I've been actually waiting until

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Speaker 1: you get to work, and then I just roll a

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Speaker 1: piece of chewed gum right in front of you. You don't

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Speaker 1: even notice me there because you're such an idiot.

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Speaker 2: What the what the what the Yeah? Why? First off,

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Speaker 2: why are you calling me? And secondly, what the what

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Speaker 2: the man?

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling you just so I can let you know,

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Speaker 1: because I think you deserve to know exactly why your

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Speaker 1: shoes are getting ruined. Okay, And I want to remind

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Speaker 1: you I work in corporate HR, so you need better

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Speaker 1: act right when you're talking to me.

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Speaker 2: I don't give it if you work at HR or

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Speaker 2: you're the president, it's not Let me take you.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to go on a little gumless walk

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Speaker 1: with me down memory lane, Paul? Huh, so I can

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Speaker 1: explain exactly why I've been throwing gum in your path

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Speaker 1: so you can step in and ruin your shoes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: five years ago when you started at this company, do

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Speaker 1: you remember, Yes, you remember where you parked. I parked

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Speaker 1: in the same spot every single day for six years

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Speaker 1: before you got here, Paul, and since your first day,

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Speaker 1: you've been parking there now and I had to move

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Speaker 1: my spot, so I've been planning for five years to

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Speaker 1: take you down.

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Speaker 2: You've been planning for five years to ruin my shoes.

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Speaker 2: Psychopath you man?

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Speaker 1: Hey, Paul, home, Paul, this is actually Jewel from the

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Speaker 1: Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you and your

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Speaker 1: coworker Steven set you up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He said that you've been stepping on gum on your

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Speaker 1: way to your desk the last couple of days and

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Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Well that is true?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh, go wake up every morning with Jebal phone Franks