WEBVTT - Snow Removal Guy Sucks

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, scary, what is your phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 3>Said the emailed us, wanting to phone tap her husband John,

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<v Speaker 3>who's obsessed with shoveling snow as soon as it falls

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<v Speaker 3>and no matter how much or little is out there.

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<v Speaker 3>He's neurotic about his property. And last time they had

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<v Speaker 3>a storm up north, they came by with the plows

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<v Speaker 3>pushed all the snow back in front of his property.

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<v Speaker 3>He's filed a complaint with snow removing people and he

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<v Speaker 3>has not heard that. So right, guess who I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to be. Let's head up north, as you call it,

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<v Speaker 3>for a little a snow stap, a snow tap hereriot,

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<v Speaker 3>let's listen to the scary's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>What're going on?

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going to believe it. The Department of Sanitation

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<v Speaker 2>is a chuck. And he keeps going around the block

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<v Speaker 2>again and again and again. You're going with the same

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<v Speaker 2>places and the car it's all covered up again. He

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<v Speaker 2>just we'll talk again, the same tuck, same truck, same truck, saying, right, god,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, I know you work so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean even he's been out there for three Allen.

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<v Speaker 1>If the guy okay, I want to talk to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to write this one. Okay, don't let him go?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, he's coming down the TA go.

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<v Speaker 1>Go go go. I'm I'm I'm gonna talk to this

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted. I want to. I am so sick of

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<v Speaker 1>cleaning up after he put it on the phone. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you want? What emergency?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey? You hear me?

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<v Speaker 3>What did I do? What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>What you hello? Is this your hell? Can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your maay? Bruno brutal? What matter? You're the guy?

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<v Speaker 1>You the guy that you? Is this your route? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you do? You do you work this route regularly?

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<v Speaker 2>Do?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tired filing a dozen complaints with the pop in

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<v Speaker 1>sanitation and never getting the NASS up to answer me.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're the one.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, you listen to what I have to say. Bruno, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you have been covering my car every time you plow

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<v Speaker 1>the neighborhood. I am tired of shoveling, insulting my driveway,

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<v Speaker 1>and then have you pile that in front of my house.

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<v Speaker 1>Get get out of my house.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know you almost got me suspended?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. You should be suspended, you son of

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<v Speaker 1>a bitch. You have no right to cover my privay

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<v Speaker 1>like this. I'm so sick of you're doing this.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you live on the right side of the street,

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<v Speaker 3>and if plow blades faced to the right, if there's

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<v Speaker 3>snow in the street, it's going on your.

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<v Speaker 1>Property, you son up bit. I'm on my way right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be fifteen minute.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna This is four storms worth of slush and

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<v Speaker 3>snow and ice, and this car has been sitting here

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<v Speaker 3>the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>So I want you to move a car that I

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<v Speaker 1>have said sikes put in my car after you've buried it.

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<v Speaker 1>And you've done this from the fall time. This morre

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about every car on my street's got stuck

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<v Speaker 1>co of you people.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep throwing snow into the middle of the street. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>coming by with my plow. I'm sorry if your car

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<v Speaker 3>is in the way, but I gotta tell you right now,

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<v Speaker 3>I got to remove the rest of this snow so

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<v Speaker 3>your car's gonna get through.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the right. You don't have the right to

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<v Speaker 1>do that to people who live in this neighborhood. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I have the right okay, And you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a.

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<v Speaker 3>Right to complain to my superiors about the job I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to talk to you in the more.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be there ten minutes to get my wife

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone now.

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<v Speaker 3>To write you guys up here, take your phone. I

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<v Speaker 3>gotta get back to work.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he's really pissed up.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's it going? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you just got some snow on the

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<v Speaker 2>snow off it's a black and he's pushing it back

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<v Speaker 2>up the street.

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<v Speaker 1>What he's pushing it all back into the street to

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<v Speaker 1>put you back? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Here it comes, he gets.

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<v Speaker 1>Tad.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on, I had a.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're with the track road.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't it? You gotta pass. I want to look

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<v Speaker 1>you're all the brief. Okay, all right, you got my guy? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, suck it. I'm gonna be five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>You keep him back. I'm gonna be a you can

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<v Speaker 1>you want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep him for a hundred dollars, I'll dig a car right.

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<v Speaker 1>Out for you. Why am I talking to you? Look

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<v Speaker 1>my wife on the phone right now.

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<v Speaker 3>You've been phone tapped. You've been phone tapped, John, Thank

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<v Speaker 3>you John. It's scary Jones the Wall in the morning shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know you love me, John, you love me,

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<v Speaker 1>you love your wife. I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe you.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe that caught me that cry. The Elvis

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<v Speaker 2>Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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