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Speaker 1: in an airport. That shit always goes off right and

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Speaker 1: they're always like, what are you smuggling under there? I'm like, hope, hope, okay,

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Speaker 1: hope and good vibes and intention. Okay, the patriarchy, bitch,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck do you think? I'm okay? Anyways, you

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Speaker 1: know what, nobody's toening here about my titty problems, and

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Speaker 1: that's fine. What's up, everybody, And welcome to adulting. I

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Speaker 1: am michelby toe with my friend Jordan Carlos.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Michelle, I'm just so glad we're doing this

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Speaker 2: once again, remotely as it were.

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Speaker 3: But that's okay. I miss you.

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Speaker 2: I miss being in the same room with you. You had

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Speaker 2: a party. I wasn't there. I'm mad, but I love

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Speaker 2: it anyway, to be a grown up, an adult and

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm interrupting a conversation with yourself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you are, like that was great, That was great.

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Speaker 4: That was wonderful. That was a joy. That was nice

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Speaker 4: for me to watch and nobody else.

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Speaker 2: I'm on beautiful Monjoy Hill where you stayed last summer.

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Speaker 4: Oh, and I.

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Speaker 2: Had to come down here, dude on a little boat

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Speaker 2: and that was such a special special treat.

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Speaker 1: Oh it was. I can't believe you talked me into

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Speaker 1: going to Maine. Most people can't even talk me into

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Speaker 1: especially when you have young ones, like I remember my

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Speaker 1: nobody was forcing me to eat anything. Nobody was like,

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Speaker 1: They just evoked like the tied black mom that pushes

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Speaker 4: You're like, ooh, is that kid gonna be okay? But

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Speaker 1: Sit down, sit I said, I said, sit down, say sorry,

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Speaker 1: Say say sorry to your brother. They fight over a

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Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: We have a bunch of plastic balls, which I'm just like,

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Speaker 4: But it was a gift. It was gift.

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Speaker 1: And first of all, why the fuck would you give

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Speaker 4: Do you hate me? Do you not like? Why would

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Speaker 1: So, out of all the balls, it's all primary colors,

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Speaker 4: You know what, the kids always got to fight over.

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Speaker 1: Runs of balls and everywhere it's like plastic confetti. Okay,

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Speaker 4: In the middle. Jordan, come on.

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Speaker 4: Even not even the mannequan. Michael Jackson, how did you

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Speaker 3: You're gonna long?

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Speaker 1: You've been a major long you over there just getting

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Speaker 2: You're probably right stereotypes. I'm sorry. Okay, so many questions,

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Speaker 3: I have an adulting question for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. And you clapped your hands too, so

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Speaker 2: How many times do you use a towel? Right, like,

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Speaker 4: I have a towel in every bathroom.

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Speaker 4: That's I have at least two or three towels. I

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Speaker 3: You like a good plush situation.

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Speaker 4: I got that you know, I got that body. You know,

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Speaker 4: I do now. You just really gotta wait your turn.

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Speaker 1: There's like really big plush towels that just wrap all

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Speaker 1: on the get delicious, juicy, moisty accent. You haven't seen

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Speaker 4: Why are you not even looking at me?

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Speaker 2: This is just because you're talking about a finger fucking ham.

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Speaker 3: You know? It's like I am, I am.

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Speaker 4: Balls to the wall?

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Speaker 1: But now it's like we've taken it too far, Like

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, sorry, we're animals. We're the animal house.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, I'm excited, but no, that is that's just hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Well that's very nice. Are you done? Or should you

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Speaker 4: keep going? Because I'd love to talk to her?

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Speaker 3: Talk all right, everyone, let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Hi Suiti, Hi Suity, how are you.

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Speaker 5: I'm doing good? I'm like psych to be here.

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Speaker 4: Oh thank you?

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Speaker 1: And you're on the West coast, so thank you even

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Speaker 4: akuld see suitie.

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Speaker 1: Like textured bangs, a floral like Tommy Bahama.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry about it, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: It's huge the things that they're doing with non bras

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Speaker 6: post pandemic and Jordan, Yes, feel free to weigh in

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 6: I think post pandemic people are very much overbras and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm here for it, give us what we need,

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Speaker 6: you just make it blue ye for men, Same but blue.

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Speaker 5: That's how you know it's good.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's right. My wife's gotten over that. She just

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Speaker 2: Same def SA def Yeah, I love your shirt. Your

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Speaker 2: shirt's like it screams New Orleans Homicide detective exactly.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it is giving on hell in Dexter.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: Are you into fadors? What's going on with hats? How

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Speaker 4: do you feel hats?

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Speaker 5: Wow? Hats? That's such a loaded question.

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Speaker 6: Never been into fedoras, I have to say, even when

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Speaker 6: a humidity moment, there could be I mean, I have

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Speaker 1: zoom and is not people homeschooling. It's the textured adult

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Speaker 6: I found a hairdresser that changed my life, basically all

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Speaker 6: in Delaware, which is brand of Applaus. Not really Yeah,

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Speaker 6: thank you, Joe Biden's my grandfather, Please respect our president.

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Speaker 2: Southern or northern. There's not really a difference, not really

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Speaker 3: It's so small. Go on. There was a.

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Speaker 5: Lot of like CHEA hair straighteners going on.

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Speaker 6: You can't have Banks, But I have a giant forehead.

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Speaker 5: When Banks came into my life, it was huge.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm so happy for you.

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Speaker 5: Life changing.

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Speaker 2: What we're not going to do is talk about our

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Speaker 2: What we're not gonna do. And by the way, curly

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very that officer and a gentleman.

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Speaker 3: I got no place else to go with these bangs.

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Speaker 6: I went to the Hyme concert and like made eye

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Speaker 3: Yes you have to.

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Speaker 1: That's how it feels when I see a black person

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Speaker 1: You know, you just get family, that's all. It's like,

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Speaker 1: behind the music for commercials, yes, like the Dispeeriment, Gum,

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Speaker 4: Growing up commercials were like.

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Speaker 1: And it was in New York right because I was

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Speaker 1: Because it was also very fun and I think we

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Speaker 1: did show it. Yeah, you guys did it, and I

447
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Speaker 1: was like, this is fun. I don't know if anyone

448
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Speaker 1: saw it, but it felt good to do, you.

449
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Speaker 2: Know what I mean.

450
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Speaker 1: I mean, I saw it and it was an important show,

451
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Speaker 1: Like you know, it was nice to have another show

452
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Speaker 1: besides the Daily Show that was doing stuff and I

453
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Speaker 1: loved the field pieces and wkmals great.

454
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Speaker 5: So many good people were working on that show.

455
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Speaker 1: And it's just like guybranum Aparna time. Okay, let me

456
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Speaker 1: ask you guys a question. Can I ask you guys

457
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Speaker 1: a question? Both of you guys writer performers right, writer performers,

458
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Speaker 1: And do you choose or you just sort of like

459
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Speaker 1: go where the money is, go where the project is,

460
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Speaker 1: go where you feel the most. I'm just trying to

461
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Speaker 1: figure out a way to ask you about experience when

462
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Speaker 1: it comes to writing, because like, are you always interested

463
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Speaker 1: in those projects or you're just like I'm gonna I

464
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Speaker 1: like these people and I might learn something.

465
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Speaker 4: Or is it like you are very passionate.

466
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Speaker 3: About these projects as our guest, you're.

467
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Speaker 6: Up classically, people don't really want me on camera and so.

468
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Speaker 4: It's easy what stop?

469
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Speaker 6: I think I think that I think that it's very much.

470
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Speaker 6: It's very much in my life. Has always been a

471
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Speaker 6: way for me to like get my material out there

472
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Speaker 6: and then people are like, we like the material, could

473
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Speaker 6: you give it to somebody with straighter hair and better teeth. No,

474
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Speaker 6: but but I did use my writing.

475
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Speaker 4: They ain't giving it to me. Then, I don't know.

476
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Speaker 6: I mean I think that I think that I have

477
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Speaker 6: always written I always. I mean like it's I think

478
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Speaker 6: everybody wants to be a star and everybody wants to

479
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Speaker 6: be up there. And also it is like the cushier

480
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Speaker 6: gig just in general. Not that like writing isn't the

481
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Speaker 6: cushiest gig in the world.

482
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Speaker 5: But if there's a cushier gig.

483
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Speaker 6: On your own show, you know, when you're when you're

484
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Speaker 6: doing it all, it's really hard.

485
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Speaker 2: Well as a as a as a writer though, you

486
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Speaker 2: must feel like you kind of like eat what you kill, right,

487
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Speaker 2: So it's like it's like, Okay, I did it this week.

488
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Speaker 3: I wowed them this.

489
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Speaker 2: Week what I have for NEX, you know, like especially

490
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Speaker 2: when you're in like SNL.

491
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Speaker 5: Right, oh totally, I mean that was like that.

492
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Speaker 6: I can't even when I was at SNL, I was

493
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Speaker 6: just so in that mode of like survival all the

494
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Speaker 6: time and like your only your next you know.

495
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Speaker 5: Good idea.

496
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Speaker 6: But I also got hired kind of young, and so

497
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Speaker 6: I really didn't know any other life, Like I really

498
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Speaker 6: got hired like kind of I was a pat meal

499
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Speaker 6: bell and there was like then I waitressed for a

500
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Speaker 6: year and then it was like bam and uh wow,

501
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Speaker 6: And so it happened very quickly, and I'm really glad

502
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Speaker 6: that I was. That's the only life I knew, because

503
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Speaker 6: now that I was there for like six years and

504
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Speaker 6: then my first year out, I'm like.

505
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Speaker 5: I can't believe that I was like living like that

506
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Speaker 5: for so long, like truly.

507
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Speaker 4: Living like what living like what everything you eat and breathe.

508
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Speaker 5: Yeah, just just pressure, just constant pressure, constant pressure to

509
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Speaker 5: be funny, which you know I like to put on

510
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 5: myself in day to day life, but uh, you know,

511
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Speaker 5: when it's for money, it's more stressful.

512
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And and also you know kind of always sort of

514
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Speaker 6: a concentrated environment of like looking over your shoulder a

515
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Speaker 6: little bit, or looking at other people's papers, like you know,

516
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Speaker 6: as much as you like are friends with everybody, it's

517
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:29,719
Speaker 6: naturally competitive and so like nothing is ever that. Everything

518
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Speaker 6: is kind of undercapped by that. Yeah, nothing is ever safe.

519
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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly what a crazy boot camp?

520
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Speaker 1: And I you know, I feel like it's such an

521
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking of another phrase besides necessary evil but talk

522
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: about making you better, faster, stronger, because then when you

523
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Speaker 1: get out, you're just like like what you said, You're like, okay,

524
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Speaker 1: you want to give me all these money, all this

525
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Speaker 1: money for these ideas, And then.

526
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Speaker 6: I could sleep and I'm emotionally stable and my.

527
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Speaker 1: Right eyes not twitching, and my ass fits in the bathroom.

528
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Speaker 4: Still sorry, sorry, thirty rocks. Sorry, can never fit in

529
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Speaker 4: any of the bathrooms there.

530
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Speaker 2: It does feel like because it's so un rails and

531
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Speaker 2: people like stay up so late, and like you want

532
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Speaker 2: to be kind of present at all times, it's probably yeah,

533
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 2: it's better that you were younger, no doing all that.

534
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Speaker 6: So dumb, okay, so young and dumb. That was the

535
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Speaker 6: best thing ever happened to me.

536
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Speaker 2: Did you ever just feel like you kind of like

537
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Speaker 2: grew stronger in that and you were able to like

538
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Speaker 2: withstand it and negotiate it all the more. And then

539
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Speaker 2: until you got to like year six and we're like,

540
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:34,840
Speaker 2: all right, I've done this and I'm gonna see.

541
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Speaker 3: What else is out there? Like what was your arc?

542
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Speaker 3: Do you think?

543
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Speaker 6: Yeah? I think that a lot of it in the

544
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Speaker 6: beginning was just survival. I mean, like I didn't even

545
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Speaker 6: get a sketch on until like very late in my

546
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 6: first year, was very convinced that I was. Everybody thought

547
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Speaker 6: it was like a shy idiot and.

548
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Speaker 4: Great name for something.

549
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Speaker 2: It's a great memoir, Yeah, a book of essays shy idiots.

550
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Speaker 5: Shy idiot. Turns out she was a very confident idiot.

551
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Speaker 6: But and then you're like, then there's you know, the

552
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 6: goalpost keeps moving, and so you're like, okay, well, now

553
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Speaker 6: I don't think that they're going to fire me. Now

554
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,959
Speaker 6: I want to be one of the more you know,

555
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 6: respected or senior writers. Now I want more of a

556
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 6: voice and like what gets on the show like and

557
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 6: I kind of I mean I got promoted to supervising writer,

558
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 6: like the week after the Weinstein stuff broke out, Like

559
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Speaker 6: I got promoted during me Too, which was a very

560
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:35,200
Speaker 6: like truly to be like, you know, there were no

561
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Speaker 6: female writers in like the decision making room at that time,

562
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Speaker 6: so they were like all right, and so that was

563
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Speaker 6: very like.

564
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Speaker 1: Oh, of course, look, you don't even want I'm thinking

565
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: of laying. The only time I've gotten auditions for stuff

566
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 1: is like when people are like, uh oh, another unarmed

567
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Speaker 1: black man was shot by the cops. No, no, no,

568
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Speaker 1: we support black people. Michelle, what are you doing on morning?

569
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Speaker 6: And I'm like, okay, and how do you feel about that?

570
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 6: Like do you feel torn?

571
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 3: Or good question? Great question.

572
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: I always feel torn, And I feel like it's my

573
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: duty as a performer to bring all those things, you know,

574
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: either to the screen or to the stage or I'm

575
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 1: going to give it to you an equip or an

576
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Speaker 1: improv line or if you're asking me how this should go,

577
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: or a stand up piece. You know, I think social

578
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: media is very important, but if you are a performer,

579
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: you do have a platform and it is your duty,

580
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 1: you know. Like even Jennifer Lopez was saying in her

581
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 1: latest documentary Halftime on Netflix, like She's like, I like

582
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 1: rom coms. I like it sweet and cute and simple

583
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: and let And then when she started seeing all these

584
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: families being separated at the border, these kids in cages,

585
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,680
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, I have a responsibility, and quite frankly,

586
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: we all fucking do. We can't leave it up to

587
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: these dummies, obviously, because they're just out here a lying

588
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 1: and fucking just fucking it up, quite frankly.

589
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean it is.

590
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Speaker 1: A double edged sword, like I you know, it always

591
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: is gonna be It's never gonna be perfect, you know,

592
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: Like Jordan and I we had our it was a

593
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: lovely moment. We had the poster for this podcast on

594
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: a building in Times Square and then we and then

595
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: we heard the news like about the Supreme Court. And

596
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 1: so I can tell you every show that I've done

597
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: and what person has been shot by the police that week,

598
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: or like whatever the fuck tragedy has happened. But yeah,

599
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: you take that ball and you fucking run, and then

600
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: you bring the next person up, and you don't be

601
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: a resume snob, and you keep that shit fucking going.

602
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,880
Speaker 1: And even the people that think that they are on

603
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,239
Speaker 1: the fucking good side of history, you let them know

604
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: that they could fucking do better, and they will shame

605
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,680
Speaker 1: people into doing the right thing because we all need

606
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: to get our generational wealth onto. Don't get me started.

607
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: My right nipple got hard because that's the one that's

608
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: still alive.

609
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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, do you I think about that all

610
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 2: the time too, Like how much my success is built

611
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 2: on somebody else's guilt?

612
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 3: You know? Is that.

613
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: Is that?

614
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 3: Like?

615
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 2: Uh? You know, and then it undermines my confidence, which

616
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 2: is already shot, you know, And underminds my confidence.

617
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 4: And then you had to put the voice on the shot.

618
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 5: You know what it is, You gotta undercut it. You

619
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 5: gotta go.

620
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Speaker 2: People out there just trying to get through their day

621
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Speaker 2: and we're like, you know where it is? No.

622
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Speaker 4: I think that's a really good question. If you don't.

623
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Speaker 1: Even if you are in that position to be the

624
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: only one in the room and you realize why you're.

625
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,479
Speaker 4: In that position, you know it is you.

626
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: It is your duty to say, oh, fuck, this is

627
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: why I'm here, and how do I not leave this

628
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: place like this?

629
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Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly period. I also think it's like not I

630
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 6: think that it's not necessarily how you got there, it's

631
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 6: what you do once you're there, but what you do

632
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Speaker 6: with the opportunity. And I also like kind of believe in,

633
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 6: like smoke them if you got them, if there's a

634
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 6: moment that what you are able to do is going

635
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 6: to be so much more significant than whatever bullshit backstory

636
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 6: that by the way, like the people watching the show

637
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 6: that you're doing this on, the people in your audience

638
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 6: at the comedy show, like.

639
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Speaker 5: They don't fucking know the backstory. All they know is

640
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Speaker 5: what you said.

641
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Speaker 6: And like I think in comedy it can be so insular,

642
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 6: and when you hang out with a lot of comedians

643
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 6: and all that stuff, like people are so savvy with

644
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 6: like how things happen in the industry and hiring and

645
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 6: all that stuff. It's like I have people in my

646
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 6: family that think SNL is improvised, like nobody knows that shit,

647
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 6: Like nobody knows the audition.

648
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 5: Process or like whatever. They only know.

649
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 6: The show that they watched and laughed at, you know,

650
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 6: And that's I don't know, I think that.

651
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Speaker 5: I mean, I only hang out with comedians and it's

652
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Speaker 5: a problem.

653
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Speaker 3: But also you know, have you Yeah, that's it. That's

654
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 3: a good question.

655
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Speaker 1: It's really fun hanging out with comedians that you started

656
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: with that like stopped Like that's my favorite because it's

657
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: just like because they know because they know you from when,

658
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 1: and they can appreciate it in a way that doesn't

659
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: feel like bitter and jaded, you know what I mean.

660
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 1: But I can't just hang out with only comedians because

661
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: then it's like where's the joy?

662
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, do better see you get new friends like that?

663
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 5: I'm broken.

664
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Speaker 1: I'm sure you know a lot of writers too, and

665
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Speaker 1: just a lot of our teams.

666
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Speaker 6: Well, when I say comedians, I mean like funny people.

667
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 6: I think that you know what I mean, like.

668
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 3: The Jet Appetite movie. We get it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, people who I don't have to be vulnerable

670
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Speaker 6: in front of.

671
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Speaker 2: You know, I love vulnerability. Let's go Los Angeles. Actually,

672
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Speaker 2: I've found that the people. This is my theory and

673
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 2: it was backed up by somebody from Los Angeles. But

674
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 2: people that live in Los Angeles that are from Los

675
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 2: Angeles and do not do anything in the film industry.

676
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Speaker 2: Let's say you're a zoo keipa or a nurse or

677
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 2: like a game warden, you have they have the fullest

678
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 2: lives in Los Angeles. They straight up have the best

679
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 2: time in the fullest lives. So find yourself a falconer

680
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,479
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles, not one of the stars, but just

681
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: like and.

682
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 3: You can make a friend that way. They're always like, yeah,

683
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 3: Los Angeles is great.

684
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, you're like Beyonce telling people to quit

685
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: their jobs. How is any of that possible?

686
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 5: I mean, find me a zookeeper, yep, find me no.

687
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 6: But you know what, no, But I'm not complaining, like

688
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 6: I'm like sending the clowns. I'm I also feel like

689
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 6: I moved to LA and I'm and I'm and I'm

690
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 6: interacting with a lot of people that definitely work on

691
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 6: funny things or are in funny things, and I'm like

692
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 6: having the most earnest conversations with them. Yeah, and I

693
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 6: think that's also like the la thing where it's like

694
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Speaker 6: I've seen you absolutely murder, be funny, and now I'm

695
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 6: talking to you about like trauma, and.

696
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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I don't always want to go there. I

697
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 5: actually never want to go That's why I've problem. I'm Socio.

698
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 5: I'm socio in that way. I'm avoiding.

699
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, you're avoiding.

700
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 4: No, you're not. You're you're protecting yourself.

701
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 2: Here's a question, are you? Like, so let's let's unpack that.

702
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 2: Let's get our little backpack out and unpack it. Are

703
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 2: you Aquarius?

704
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 3: Are you? Are you the middle child? What what's going on?

705
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 6: I'm a Scorpio, I'm the youngest. I don't know what

706
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 6: it is. I just think I like to live in clowntown.

707
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 6: I just feel like that's that's why we're here, honey,

708
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,479
Speaker 6: Like that's what makes me feel alive, Like, yeah, what

709
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 6: are you doing?

710
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 4: What do you say?

711
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 5: And what's what's what's going on? And I know a

712
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 5: lot of people find that very annoying to me. Bit's

713
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 5: his life, bits.

714
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 6: His life, and I definitely will like go there when

715
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,120
Speaker 6: I need to put it on a coast.

716
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 3: It's life life. Put it on at life.

717
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,080
Speaker 4: Super Bowl Sunday, just got.

718
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 5: What are we here for? What are we here for?

719
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Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not like, Oh, the gesture speaks truth,

720
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 5: you know what I mean?

721
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 6: Like I really love people who do that, but like

722
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 6: that's not what I got into it for, Like you

723
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 6: know what I mean. And I just feel like I

724
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 6: just miss sometimes I miss the times where I would

725
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 6: not have an honest conversation with one person.

726
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 5: Oh, I just miss it. I think everybody is.

727
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,399
Speaker 6: Just really and I'm happy for them and they're very

728
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 6: therapized and I'm happy for them.

729
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 2: But so you're you're a small talker. You love a

730
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 2: small talk? No, I love a small talk. Michelle will

731
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 2: tell you I can small talk as a Southerner. I

732
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:27,479
Speaker 2: can small talk.

733
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Speaker 4: For kid, he doesn't like a short line, Give him

734
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 4: a long line. He can just talk and talk. Give

735
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,800
Speaker 4: him a line of the DMV.

736
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Speaker 1: He will leave there like like Cindy Lapa, girls just

737
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: want to just like dance and everyone's dancing behind him.

738
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Speaker 6: Do you love to have like a little interaction with

739
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Speaker 6: like like a like a waiter or barista or whatever.

740
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 4: Yes, I do.

741
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 3: No that I need done quickly.

742
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 2: That's usually about what they have going on, how they

743
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 2: feel like. And I'm not there to please you. I

744
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,200
Speaker 2: need you because I've been like a bar back. I

745
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 2: just need you to get the job done. That that

746
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 2: kind of whole thing, because there's people behind us, and

747
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 2: like you know, you gotta be you got to be

748
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 2: cruel to be kind to the people behind you and

749
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 2: just be like I need this, this and that, let's

750
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 2: keep it moving.

751
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 4: Oh my god, hilarious.

752
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 6: When you work in when you've worked a service job

753
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 6: that never leaves you, you're in and you're out, and

754
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 6: you're polight and you're cordial, but you're efficient. And I've

755
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 6: gone on like so many first dates where I'm just like, okay,

756
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 6: and you never were a waiter and that's very clear, and.

757
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: You know, oh my god, absolutely, I mean I like

758
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,440
Speaker 1: to I like to do a little check in, you

759
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I like to do a check

760
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: in on top and then we keep it busy, keep

761
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: a cordial business, because I do want to go could

762
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Speaker 1: like the last drink I order. Can I also have

763
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: to check when I read a chance, I'm gonna be

764
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: out of here.

765
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Speaker 3: No soon.

766
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 4: I want to pay. I want to go.

767
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Speaker 1: I don't want to wait for the check. I don't

768
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Speaker 1: want to see what you do it. I don want to

769
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 1: see you pick your wedge ee. It's like, give me

770
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: the check, I'm gonna go, and that's it.

771
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 2: Have the card out when they bring the bill, though,

772
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 2: you know a lot of people are like, well let

773
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 2: me get my well it dad, and it's just like,

774
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 2: come on, like it out if you asked for it.

775
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 1: But do you have your your card out and look

776
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: at the bill because you've got to look at the bill.

777
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 1: Sometimes you didn't look at the bill, and that's the

778
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 1: honey hunt.

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00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 4: All right, study you are lovely.

780
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: We do have some questions from the audience and the

781
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: audience the people that listen lo O L. Thank you

782
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: so much for listening. And these questions are about adulting.

783
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: We try to answer them the best way we can

784
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 1: because no one can afford therapy.

785
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,720
Speaker 3: Because nobody's in network. It's terrible.

786
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 1: Health insurance is a luxury.

787
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 3: Okay.

788
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 1: Anyways, here's one of the here's one of the questions,

789
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: this is really what do you think of it?

790
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:48,720
Speaker 4: Sad?

791
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: It's I find it sad, but you guys let me know,

792
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: maybe you guys think it's hilarious. How am I supposed

793
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: to live, love and laugh when I can barely afford

794
00:36:57,040 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: to exist? I guess it is funny because once you

795
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: say it, you just want to laugh off their pain.

796
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,720
Speaker 3: Any any thoughts?

797
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: This is so funny because I just I just said

798
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: health insurance is really expensive. But yeah, I will say

799
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: this friend loving and laughing. I mean, that's shit you

800
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: can afford. You can go to YouTube, you can get

801
00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 1: one of your friends and huh, I feel like human

802
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: touch and I don't maybe have more orgasms, those are

803
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: also free. I'm getting like better food, more hugging, more sex.

804
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 1: That's what I feel like needs to happen, because barely

805
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: affording to exist.

806
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 3: Well by by what metric?

807
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 2: And I'm sure it's it's sound and grounded, but like

808
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 2: is it can't afford to exist compared to the people

809
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 2: that you see on Instagram? You know, like just take

810
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 2: a big old step back. Stop blaming yourself and blame

811
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 2: the system that you know that puts this in your

812
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 2: face and jackhammers it into your skull.

813
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 4: Come on black dot to fill, let's go.

814
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: I'm just saying this to what you said, Michelle, we

815
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,399
Speaker 2: barely touch the ones we love.

816
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 3: Touch them more, hug than more.

817
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 2: Call the people that are in your life, not the

818
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 2: people that that you want to talk to, but the

819
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: ones that are that are calling you, you know and

820
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 2: like and as long as they're not toxic, just like,

821
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 2: give them more time, more slices of that love pie.

822
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 2: And I feel like when you can barely afford to exists,

823
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 2: I hear that, of course everything's going up, thanks Joe Biden.

824
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 2: But everything is going up, you know, the prices of

825
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 2: everything is going up. But the value then of the

826
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 2: time that we have with the ones we love then

827
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 2: has also increased as well.

828
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 3: So you need to make sure that you, I don't know,

829
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 3: tap into that.

830
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 5: NA call the ones calling you. I'm walking away from

831
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 5: this podcast with that. That's a good men. Call the

832
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 5: ones calling you.

833
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: Oh shit, you're the shit legit, like for real, that's beautiful,

834
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Speaker 2: you know?

835
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 4: Ye oh? I agree? I agree.

836
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 6: I think that the world is I mean my honestly,

837
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 6: the world is burning. Fuck.

838
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 5: We're not gonna be here that much long, Like we

839
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 5: really aren't.

840
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 6: I would also say like, yeah, I don't know, you know,

841
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 6: can't afford to exist. I don't know what that means.

842
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,959
Speaker 6: I mean, I think I know what that means. That

843
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 6: that sounds really bad. I know a lot of people

844
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 6: are in that situation because it's like even the basics

845
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 6: are fucking crazy.

846
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 4: But you know, I just think, yeah, here's.

847
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Speaker 6: What I would like to do, and maybe other people

848
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 6: can be inspired by this. I would love to join

849
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 6: hands with some other women, and I would like us

850
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 6: to invest in a tract of land in like Montana,

851
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 6: like someplace where you know the world is burning.

852
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 5: I would like a climate change kind of haven sort of.

853
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 6: I hear like Denver's Colorado is gonna be good for

854
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 6: that kind of like mountains sort of temperature controlled. And

855
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 6: I would say, like, you know, the world is burning,

856
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 6: like either fuck or like focus on kind of like

857
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 6: doomsday prepping.

858
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Speaker 5: I really wish I hadn't followed.

859
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 6: Jordan, because I kind of felt like you guys had

860
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 6: covered it, and I was like kind of like, alright.

861
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: No, yeah, we all need a pov We all need

862
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: a pov yo.

863
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 2: Get them, get them Campbell soup cans. Now, that's that's

864
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 2: that's an exclusive from Sudie Green.

865
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: Get them tampons. Get that clean ass Diva cup. Don't

866
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: use to get a clean Diva cup. You're gonna need

867
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:21,279
Speaker 1: it for.

868
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 6: Learn how to can mason it up?

869
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 2: Yes?

870
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:28,919
Speaker 4: In The Walking Dead?

871
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 1: In The Walking Dead, I don't know how the fuck

872
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: everyone's just eating dog food and running for their lives.

873
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 2: Didn't you say you wanted to see an action where

874
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 2: people have to stop to take a pits and or ship.

875
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 1: Because I always have to peet, And I'm like, we're

876
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 1: all running through the masta and no one has to pete,

877
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: and we all just we all have like a panting

878
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: liner on and we're just like we'll figure it out,

879
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: because like the like, the only thing I have to

880
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: do is peak. When I go in public is the

881
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: first thing I look for the bathroom. Also, like I'm sorry,

882
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:04,279
Speaker 1: no need on colors. In the Apocalypse, everybody just a

883
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: gray and brown. Nobody died in a zula clubs. Don't

884
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: get me started, next question, You guys, don't get me started.

885
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 4: When a question has more questions in it is you gotta.

886
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 3: Go wana hits.

887
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: Let me see, Well, I would love to ask this

888
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: question and you get the next one. If that's okay,

889
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 1: thank you so much, I'll do it to it. Should

890
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 1: I tell my friend that I think his new girlfriend

891
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: looks and acts exactly like his ex wife.

892
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 4: Who are you? Who are you in this equation? Are

893
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,880
Speaker 4: you to ex? Because if you were to ex, you

894
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 4: got some seck? Do you still want to be friends

895
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:44,800
Speaker 4: with this person?

896
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 5: Who are you on?

897
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 4: Ninety day fiance? So many follow up questions.

898
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is that I've seen people that

899
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: are half siblings and I'm like, you guys look so

900
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 1: much alike, and then you look at the moms.

901
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, daddy got a type.

902
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: Yes, so people got tibes, but you ain't got to

903
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: tell them they motherfucking knows.

904
00:42:06,200 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 3: Well, some people don't know they know.

905
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 6: And also the current I would say that the current partner,

906
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 6: the current girlfriend or whatever.

907
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 5: She knows that she looks like the X.

908
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:21,359
Speaker 6: She knows, she's shocked, and she knows because I've had

909
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 6: that moment.

910
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 5: I've had that moment where I'm going through the feed and.

911
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 6: I go, oh, m oh, okay, yeah, I see what

912
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 6: we're doing here.

913
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 5: I see what we're doing here, and you know what,

914
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 5: I don't hate it.

915
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: The only time she really worries when like they have

916
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: a bunch of friends that look like you and you're

917
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: just like, okay, is everyone a plan?

918
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 6: Me?

919
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 4: Is everyone?

920
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 3: What is this?

921
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 4: Where are you gonna say? Jordan is like, literally, he's.

922
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 3: Got his hand And I've never heard that before.

923
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 2: No, I've never heard of the scrolling and then seeing

924
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 2: the X that looks exactly like the spitting image of you.

925
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,720
Speaker 2: That that is that's next level. Oh my gosh, you're

926
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 2: okay with it, You're cool with it.

927
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 6: And the particular moment that I'm thinking about, I was

928
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 6: worried actually that he was hotter than me.

929
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 4: Oh and when I saw that, like the X.

930
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 6: Had a similar type of vibe to me, it made

931
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 6: me feel like, no, I'm his type.

932
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 1: She was out there with Curly Banks, you know, so

933
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: it made you feel comfy, cozy.

934
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 5: Not curly Banks, but it was a vibe. It was

935
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 5: a vibe.

936
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,280
Speaker 4: It's a shmood.

937
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 6: But what strikes me is interesting from this is that

938
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 6: axe like the X, that would be the thing to

939
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 6: unpack looking like the X, like we're all human, we're

940
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 6: all just sniffing butts out here. It's all pheromones, yum

941
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 6: acts like the X that's a little more complicated.

942
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: You know, I think a lot of guys want our

943
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: mama's boys and they just want someone to take charge.

944
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,239
Speaker 1: You know. They think bossy is like how you show love.

945
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna assume that this bitch is bossy.

946
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 2: It could be also could be my favorite film, Vertigo,

947
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 2: where he's like, make king her.

948
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 3: Your favorite film, top five?

949
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,760
Speaker 4: Okay, your your top five, top.

950
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 3: Five, rear window Vertigo, do the right thing.

951
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 4: No coming to America.

952
00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 3: Trading places.

953
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 4: Know the color purple?

954
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 2: No, no, the color purple is definitely a great one,

955
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 2: but not my favorite favorite film.

956
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:31,720
Speaker 3: Throw that on. Let's all watch the Color Purple anyway. Mama, mama, mama, mama.

957
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 2: I is trying to tell you who oh uh oh

958
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 2: that's your fabie faves?

959
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 3: What of Oh my gosh, wow, what is it?

960
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 4: Graffiti bridge? Let's go.

961
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 3: Okay.

962
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 2: I was just no, no, no, no, I just gonna say

963
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,560
Speaker 2: that maybe this person, to what extent this person acting

964
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 2: like their X and to what extent is the boyfriend

965
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 2: making them act that way?

966
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:57,839
Speaker 3: Oh yi, yeah, buddy Yi.

967
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 5: It's a deep dive.

968
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,760
Speaker 6: That was kind of that was getting into the psyche.

969
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 6: I read an article the other day and I read

970
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 6: an article. I mean I saw on.

971
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,879
Speaker 5: TikTok, which I have to stop I.

972
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 6: Keep saying I read the other day because it just

973
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 6: comes out. But it's really like I saw on TikTok

974
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 6: and they were like, the riskiest thing that you can

975
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 6: do and love is do everything that you've been doing,

976
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,240
Speaker 6: because you're.

977
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 5: Just gonna get the same result over and over again.

978
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 6: The smart thing to do, the sure thing, would be

979
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 6: to change your behavior if it's not working.

980
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody always wants to know how to get along,

981
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: but you really have to learn how to argue. You're

982
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: gonna have you're gonna argue, You're gonna be put in

983
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: that position like how do you do it with someone

984
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: that you love and then have to put your face

985
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: in their crotch?

986
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 4: You gotta figure it out. Do you want the next question?

987
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 3: Absolutely?

988
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 4: Jordan?

989
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 3: Yes, how often should I wash my jeans?

990
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 4: Oh? Well, what the fuck are you doing in the street?

991
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: So it depends how many subways and what like? Are

992
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:06,760
Speaker 1: you do you have a car? Are you in public

993
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: with this booty?

994
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 2: You got grass stands? What's going on? Are you an

995
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 2: eight year old kid? What's happened? I think this is

996
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 2: a good question because I'm gonna age myself here. But

997
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 2: back in the early two thousands, there was a time

998
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 2: when like dirty jeans were in vogue and people just

999
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: did not wash their jens. And in fact, there was

1000
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 2: a company called APC that was like, don't wash EU jeens.

1001
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,360
Speaker 3: Don't do it. That was their whole branding thing. So

1002
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 3: you didn't wash ye jeans.

1003
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 2: You had like little flies doing like figure eights for

1004
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 2: your jeans, and people were like hot.

1005
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 4: Fuckable, like there was cattle on your crotch. Get the

1006
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 4: fuck out.

1007
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I'm a once a week person.

1008
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:46,919
Speaker 3: The jeans Jane clean.

1009
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it depends how much I've worn them.

1010
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: But if it's just like a quick little pop in

1011
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: pop out, you know, a lot of the stuff I

1012
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: wear is to like daycare pickup and targe. You know,

1013
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: if I'm doing like an out out, then we get

1014
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: washed because then it's like is the outside clothes and

1015
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 1: you know, don't put them in the freezer.

1016
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 3: Oh to kill the bacteria. Put them in the freezer.

1017
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, to like keep the integrity, just wash them on

1018
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 1: cold and air dry them. I'd say once a week

1019
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 1: because it feels like you wash them a lot also

1020
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: sniff your crotch you might have had a day.

1021
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, just a sniff test is what I would recommend, honestly.

1022
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 6: And I feel like also for me, it's a delicate

1023
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 6: it's it's a delicate dance for the jean washing because

1024
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 6: I got a couple pair of jeans that are three

1025
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 6: hour jeans, you know what I mean.

1026
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 5: These are bar jeans.

1027
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 6: These are jeans that make my ass look incredible, but

1028
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 6: we're not sitting in them for very long.

1029
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,760
Speaker 5: You know, made the mistake.

1030
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 6: Of wearing these just set or you know, to work

1031
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,319
Speaker 6: and then you're like on hour five and you're like

1032
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 6: post lunch, and this is the problem, you know what

1033
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:53,520
Speaker 6: I mean. So when you are have one of these jeans,

1034
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 6: which I think like you're I'm talking, you're high waisted,

1035
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 6: you're high waisted, cinch, embrace them. Ask that kind of

1036
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 6: moment when you have that and it has been broken

1037
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 6: in to the point where the three hour gene comes

1038
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 6: maybe like a five or six hour gene, but still

1039
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,320
Speaker 6: kind of doing its thing to the body.

1040
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 5: And you wash those jeans, all that hard work is

1041
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 5: going down the drain literally because they're broken in. And

1042
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 5: so there are there are genes that.

1043
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:27,440
Speaker 6: I am wearing out for you know, husband trapping.

1044
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 5: Yes, those have.

1045
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 1: Been Yes, the husband trapping jeans. I get it. They're

1046
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 1: like the goop jeans. They're the nice ones.

1047
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 6: And those are those those have been molded, those have

1048
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 6: been sculpted, those have been thought about, and I can't

1049
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 6: be washing those jeans all the time.

1050
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 5: But also, it's like it's a three four hour gene.

1051
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 5: It's not. It's not like you know, a stressful day

1052
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 5: at work gene.

1053
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 4: If you know, you know what, we need to get

1054
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 4: it in between.

1055
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: I love a three four hour but it's gotta last

1056
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: at least eight because trap a husband, you gotta get

1057
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: a little messy, you know, if you're not going to

1058
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: show up tipsy and then get a little drunk so

1059
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: they feel like, oh okay, I feel comfortable enough to

1060
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: talk to her. That's the point. I mean, look, take

1061
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: it from your big titty drunk friend. I'm just saying,

1062
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: nobody asked, but here we are.

1063
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 5: I know you get on side, zoom. I need to

1064
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 5: just kinda pick your brain about.

1065
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 4: I love it so much.

1066
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: I mean, that's been our time and you have been

1067
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: a mother fucking delight.

1068
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 5: You guys are so sweet, so damn sweet, thank you, Julie.

1069
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 4: I thank you.

1070
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 5: I feel like I learned. I feel like I feel

1071
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,480
Speaker 5: like I grew.

1072
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:36,919
Speaker 4: Good.

1073
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 5: Good.

1074
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: We always ask her gress, what is the most adult

1075
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: thing that you want to do for yourself this year

1076
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 1: that you have not yet done.

1077
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,760
Speaker 4: It could be anything.

1078
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 5: I want to buy a really nice bag?

1079
00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, a nice bag is everything.

1080
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 2: Go out there, you get your Gucci bag or Fendy

1081
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 2: get that Louis get that tel Far.

1082
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 6: That's toxic, that's toxic, but it's but it's honest.

1083
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:03,800
Speaker 5: It's honest.

1084
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: You deserve, you deserve. Like we said, life ashore, you

1085
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: can get yourself a bag. Don't get a long shap.

1086
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, I hope to see you in person

1087
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:10,919
Speaker 4: one day.

1088
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 5: I know that would be beautiful.

1089
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 2: It would Cudie Green is her name. She's amazing. Please

1090
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 2: check her out.

1091
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 3: Cudie. Where can they find you?

1092
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 5: I'll give you my address.

1093
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,400
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, I'm at.

1094
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:28,320
Speaker 6: Sudi Green on all socials And that is what I

1095
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 6: will say.

1096
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:33,719
Speaker 5: Should I get the fuck out of here?

1097
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 4: How does this work?

1098
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 3: You're great?

1099
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 5: Listen, well you guys, thank you so much for having me.

1100
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 5: I hope you guys have a great rest your day, and.

1101
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 6: That goes for the listeners is live bye, thank you, bye,

1102
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:52,320
Speaker 6: thank you.

1103
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 1: Sudie Green, Oh my goodness, what a delight, what an

1104
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 1: afternoon delight.

1105
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 3: Skyrockets of light.

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00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 2: I mean, Sudie Green so naturally funny, very sweet, effervescent.

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00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 2: Definitely you hear about people having an energy in an aura,

1108
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 2: and she definitely has that.

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00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 3: And I really I loved talking to her.

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00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, she won't just light up a room,

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00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: She'll light up a zoom ayo.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you everyone. I love that. There's you know,

1113
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 4: there's that movie with Tom Cruise. A few good men.

1114
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: Well there's a few good women, okay, And there's a

1115
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: few good people, and I still have yet to meet them.

1116
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,720
Speaker 1: So I'm very glad I met her. You know, people

1117
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: you hear about all the time for years and years

1118
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,240
Speaker 1: and years, like we have been at the same sets,

1119
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: in the same shows, and still haven't run into each other.

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00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 1: And you figured everybody with curly hair just dipping and

1121
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: doing it in this business would know each other.

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00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,840
Speaker 2: But no, is there a curly hair She said she

1123
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 2: was at the Hame concert and that she ran other

1124
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 2: curly haired people. Do curly haired folks, are they curly

1125
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 2: haired ladies. It's high them too time. Oh this guy,

1126
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 2: do you feel that there's like a kinship?

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00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: Do you feel that there's a one hundred Yeah, it's

1128
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 1: like I don't know if you've talked to anymore.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever met a black dude named Jordan?

1130
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 3: I have good guy, Yeah, great work ethic.

1131
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,480
Speaker 4: Okay, are we talking about you or talking about.

1132
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 3: What are you talking about of so laws? I don't know.

1133
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: I'm just saying like you have something in common immediately,

1134
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: and then you probably have like the same story from

1135
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: like the seventh grade dance or something when you've had

1136
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: what the world has told you unmanageable, unmanageable hair, right,

1137
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: But it really is just personality and it makes you dynamics.

1138
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 2: I have nappy hair. I don't have curly hair. Curly

1139
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 2: hair is something different. Curly is big curls like that.

1140
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 2: I have nappy hair, which is like you would shape

1141
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,320
Speaker 2: it and edgy and put the lands in and everything

1142
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:48,800
Speaker 2: like that.

1143
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 3: Get the edge up.

1144
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 2: So that was like, that was how it was quote

1145
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 2: unquote managed. But I don't know about the curly hair folk,

1146
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 2: you know. But I'm glad that she's found her people,

1147
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,000
Speaker 2: you know, and that's beautiful, and I'm glad that she's

1148
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,000
Speaker 2: she's gone to LA and done great, great, great, great things.

1149
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 4: You know what I love.

1150
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: I love talking to people in the industry that have

1151
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: kind of the same experience but still different.

1152
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

1153
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1154
00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes you feel less alone.

1155
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 2: It's good to see, you know, past diverging but getting

1156
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 2: to the same commonplace.

1157
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 3: And she's thriving. And what a good soul. What a

1158
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 3: good soul.

1159
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:18,879
Speaker 4: That's right.

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00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,040
Speaker 1: I love it because once you learn how to survive,

1161
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: then you really know how to describe.

1162
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 4: Bitch. Thank you so much for listening to adults. And

1163
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,319
Speaker 4: I'm a selby toe and I got an exercise bra

1164
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 4: on with no waiya? How Jordan do you want to

1165
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 4: say bye? Do you want to talk about your bra

1166
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 4: your underwear? You don't have to.

1167
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,919
Speaker 2: I'm actually wearing none because I'm wearing a swimsuit because

1168
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 2: I'm out here on the island.

1169
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 3: Yeah bu boom oh you asked, so.

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Speaker 1: I love you guys, Bye bye.

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Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 4: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

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00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 3: Senior Managing producer is Hannah Kyle Kraig.

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00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 4: This episode was sound design.

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00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 3: And mixed cry Ryo.

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00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 4: Bob Booker is Patrick Cottner.

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00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 3: Our theme song is by d J. Down Will.

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Speaker 4: Photography by Christ Fender.

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Speaker 3: Most artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarret, Georgia Harstark and Danielle Kramer.

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00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pot.

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Speaker 1: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com