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Speaker 1: Make sure you're telling them to watch out for Florida.

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Speaker 1: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx in

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Speaker 1: all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. The Florida

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Speaker 1: man a tap and ATM for a very strange reason.

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Speaker 1: It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested

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Speaker 1: after definitely stays he's rigged the door to his home

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Speaker 1: and an attempt to electrocate his pregnant wife. Police arrested

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Speaker 1: in Orlando man for talking of Famina the breakfast club

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Speaker 1: bitchy donkey other day with Sharlam haining to guy, I

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Speaker 1: don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all elected.

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Speaker 1: Don't get a day for Wednesday, January twenty fifth goes

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Speaker 1: to Carmela and mains of Clearwater, Florida. Now, what did

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Speaker 1: your uncle Sharla always tell you about the great state

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Speaker 1: of Florida? Saying with me, the craziest people in America

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Speaker 1: come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today

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Speaker 1: is no exception. See Carmela was taken into custody Wednesday

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Speaker 1: and Clearwater, Florida after she failed to show up the court.

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Speaker 1: The face shoplifting charges. Now why no, no, not why? Wow?

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Speaker 1: She was being processed after County jail. A body scanning

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Speaker 1: revealed an anomaly in her genital area. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know why I'm using big words like anomaly for no reason.

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Speaker 1: They found something odd in her genitals. I know what

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Speaker 1: you're thinking, what it the penis? All right? It can

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Speaker 1: be a little confusing when someone tells you they are

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Speaker 1: a woman, you know, but that's actually just what they

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Speaker 1: identify at. And then when you get down there, whoa,

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Speaker 1: You're staring at a whole play of frank and beans.

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Speaker 1: But no, it wasn't a penis, okay. It was a pipe, right,

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Speaker 1: Not the kind of pipe that produces baby batter to

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Speaker 1: procreate more life, but the kind of pipe that people

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Speaker 1: put cracking and smoke it. You heard me correct, crack

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Speaker 1: fried cocaine rocks. This woman had a glass crack pipe

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Speaker 1: in her vagina. Okay. Yes. When officials conducted the script

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Speaker 1: search of the suspect, they found a glass crack pipe

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Speaker 1: protruding from the woman's poem. Poem Carmela then removed the

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Speaker 1: crack pipe from her vagina and intentionally threw it on

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Speaker 1: the ground and stepped on it and an effort to

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Speaker 1: destroy the evidence. Mind you, she did all of this

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Speaker 1: in front of the officers who had just discovered said

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Speaker 1: evidence on her. But that's not why she's getting dunk

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Speaker 1: here today. It could be, but it's not. It's part

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Speaker 1: of it. The main reason she's getting kid today it

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Speaker 1: because of her excuse as to why there was a

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Speaker 1: whole crack pipe in her vagina. Carmella said that the

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Speaker 1: crack pipe wasn't a crack pipe, but it was a

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Speaker 1: sex toy. She said this despite the fact that it

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Speaker 1: was consistent with a pipe commonly used the smoke crack cocaine,

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Speaker 1: and it had burnt markings all over it. Okay, if

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Speaker 1: she was really thinking, she could have said the burnt

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Speaker 1: markings came from that new screen and gone a red

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Speaker 1: that's going around, Okay, don't just burn humans. But nope,

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Speaker 1: she said that the crack pipe she got caught with.

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Speaker 1: You know it was a sex toy. Let me tell

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Speaker 1: you something, Carmella, you might could have got that lie

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Speaker 1: off if you wouldn't have put it in your vagina.

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Speaker 1: I repeat, you might could have got that lie off

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Speaker 1: if you didn't put the crack pipe in your poom forum.

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Speaker 1: If you're going to try to convince people a crack

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Speaker 1: pipe is a sex toy, then guess where you gotta

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Speaker 1: put the crack pipe in the crack of your ass? Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, listen man, it's a lot of people who

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Speaker 1: are into anal play nowadays. All right, Cosmopolitan, I saw

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Speaker 1: this article on MBA's computer. Colin just came up. He

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Speaker 1: had a computer open and I saw it. Cosmopolitan came

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Speaker 1: out with a list of the fifteen best butt plugs

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Speaker 1: for twenty twenty three. You got the Jimmy Jane Aerial

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Speaker 1: glass plug. Would you like to hear the review? Nope?

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Speaker 1: Are we really talking about but this is real? Okay?

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Speaker 1: The review was I got the area and let me

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Speaker 1: tell you, wow. I was a little nervous that my

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Speaker 1: inexperienced backdoor it might have difficulty, but I was surprised

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Speaker 1: when it did not a bit of warming up in

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Speaker 1: some lube, and this thing had me reaching my Oh.

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Speaker 1: Like most class toys, you can use it cold or

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Speaker 1: warmed up, and I have to say playing with this

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Speaker 1: toy was amazing. I highly recommend this toy. End quote

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Speaker 1: that was a review? Why did I use that one?

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Speaker 1: Why did I highlight that toy because it's a glass

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Speaker 1: antal plug, just like a crack pipe is made of glass.

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Speaker 1: It's time to rebrand crack pipes, ladies and gentlemen. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they can actually be sex toys. They even have the

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Speaker 1: perfect name. Pipes are already slam for penis. Asses have cracks,

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Speaker 1: but this is a pipe for your ass. All right.

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Speaker 1: Butt plugs coming all forms, silicone, glass, metal antal plugs,

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Speaker 1: but the crack pipe could be a glass antal plug.

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Speaker 1: I can see the reviews now on Cosmopolitan for the crackpipe.

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Speaker 1: Such a great product, especially for the price. It's only

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Speaker 1: twenty dollars. Reach one review perfect for the beginners in season.

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Speaker 1: Pros are like big enough to be satisfying, but small

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Speaker 1: enough that it was comfortable to wear for a good

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Speaker 1: period of time. I recommend the crack pipe to anyone.

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Speaker 1: It's smoking. That's how you make a crack pipe a

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Speaker 1: sex toy, Carmela, not the way you did it. Please

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Speaker 1: give Carmela means to sweet sounds of the Hamletones. Oh

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Speaker 1: now you are dogee of the day, the dogee, oh

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Speaker 1: the day. Ye now tell me a lot, Liza, you

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Speaker 1: don't want to crack pipe after that? Review. Come on now,

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Speaker 1: no interest in that or plugs. But that's just my

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Speaker 1: personal preference. Whatever, whatever, fat what about you in I

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Speaker 1: don't play game. No, I don't want to play. I

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Speaker 1: want to play game. I'm gonna be honest, man. This

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Speaker 1: woman is on crack and she's from Florida. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what she is when I look at her. Muck shot.

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Speaker 1: Let's play games. Okay, here we go, let's play a

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Speaker 1: game up. Guess what race? All right? First, Carmela and

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Speaker 1: mains of claid Water, Florida. She got caught with a

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Speaker 1: crack pipe in her vagina, and she told officers it

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Speaker 1: was a sex toy. Lot lazy, guess what race she is?

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Speaker 1: What makes you take that flat? Leavy? This is just

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Speaker 1: what I think. Let sticking to it. Did I win

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Speaker 1: the money? Where Carmela and mains of Claire Water, Florida,

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Speaker 1: got caught with a crack piping her vagina, told officers

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Speaker 1: it was a sex toy. Yes, what race she is?

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Speaker 1: It's a tough one, okay, See because my black people,

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Speaker 1: they they like the high stuff, they like them, but

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Speaker 1: they don't mess it. That just a black thing, not

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Speaker 1: at all. It's not just a black thing. Everybody got

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Speaker 1: asses in vaginas. We're not everybody. Everybody got to ask

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Speaker 1: every Yeah you know that. M hmm, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: with white. Okay, what the reason? I don't know, It's

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Speaker 1: just a feeling some white crackheadish stuff. Well, La la,

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Speaker 1: and both of you are right. She's definitely a crackhead.

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Speaker 1: Tell why I was a little confused, right, what she

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Speaker 1: looks like a crackhead? What do you mean, Well, she

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Speaker 1: don't look like a woman. You know what. Let's keep

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Speaker 1: it moving, let's crack man. I can't believe that's a vagina.

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Speaker 1: And this one all right, thank you for the day. Next,

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Speaker 1: come on whom right you guys got a vagina? Come on,

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Speaker 1: come on, whosa boom side all right. Dog to day

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Speaker 1: is brought to you by the law office of Michael

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Speaker 1: s Lammon Sau. Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two

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Speaker 1: fifty on your cell and say the bull. If you've

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Speaker 1: been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five bull

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Speaker 1: from your cell and say the bull.