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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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Speaker 2: of the old republic, a sol fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.

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Speaker 1: In the air everywhere.

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Speaker 3: The Fifth Hour would be Ben Mahler and Danny g Radio.

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Speaker 1: A Happy Saturday to you. It is early.

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Speaker 3: We are recording this podcast for your consumption on demand

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Speaker 3: at a very odd hour here on this twenty first

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Speaker 3: day of February's the Olympics reached the crescendo this weekend,

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Speaker 3: and I think that's it right, tomorrow's last.

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Speaker 1: Nay, I'm correct on that. I believe I'm right at that.

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Speaker 3: On this episode of The Fifth Hour we have the

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Speaker 3: Lost episode and the social Experiment.

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Speaker 1: We'll start with this.

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Speaker 3: So, as a person of a certain age have issues,

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Speaker 3: we all have issues. And there's a certain history of

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Speaker 3: working very odd hours overnight that has turned my internal

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Speaker 3: clock into a very odd painting with there's lots of

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Speaker 3: stuff going on. There's all kinds of oddities with my schedule.

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Speaker 3: It's part of the human condition when you work these hours,

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Speaker 3: and you likely to do as well. If you listen

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Speaker 3: to the Overnight Show live you're up late. You have

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Speaker 3: similar issues. So when you spend years and years talking

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Speaker 3: to truck drivers from Charleston, South Carolina to Walla Walla,

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Speaker 3: Washington at three in the morning or whatever it is,

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Speaker 3: hours or five hours, and that's all you get, and

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Speaker 3: you're just gonna deal with it. Yeah, you can be

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Speaker 3: a little bit grumpy. It'll make you a better talk

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Speaker 3: show host. Grumpy talk show hosts or better talk shows.

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Speaker 3: So here I am. It is a random day. This week.

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Speaker 3: I have logged in my four and a half hours

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Speaker 3: I wake up and like, do I want to sleep more?

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Speaker 3: I don't think I can sleep more. My leg's hurting

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Speaker 3: a little bit. I need to get out of bed.

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Speaker 3: I'm a little groggy. I'm squinting at the light because

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Speaker 3: I pulled my sleep mask up and I'm squinting at

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Speaker 3: to be there. And she, of course a saint, Well

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Speaker 3: maybe not. I don't think you can be a saint

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Speaker 3: until till you die. So I candidate for canonization on

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Speaker 3: We exchanged pleasantries, and I decided at that point it

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Speaker 3: was time for me to go out and face the world. Now,

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Speaker 3: not that I saw the light. I smelled the smell.

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Speaker 3: Kentucky State Fair on a Sunday evening.

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Speaker 1: Specifically, have you ever stood behind a honey wagon?

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Speaker 3: Which I believe is the professional term, by the way,

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Speaker 3: the honey wagon cleaning, said Porta Potti, in ninety five

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Speaker 3: and this would be the episode titled Zero G Potty Odyssey,

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Speaker 1: And I was convinced I was dreaming.

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Speaker 3: I was like, okay, you ever done that When you're

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Speaker 1: And I wasn't in it. I was not in it.

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Speaker 3: where is Eugene Levy? Where the f is Eugene Levy?

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Speaker 3: I was looking for what I was convinced was a

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Speaker 3: looking for answers. I needed an explanation. I was willing

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Speaker 1: It was it wasn't a human. It was Moxie, who.

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Speaker 3: Now, if you're new to these parts on the podcast,

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Speaker 3: Now she is under normal circumstances, a majestic creature.

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Speaker 3: And these things were the size and I don't want

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Speaker 3: You've see those things, those giant towers in Kuala Lumpar. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: This was a scene right out of a horror movie.

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Speaker 3: Poopa Geddon, Poopa Geddon. And if that whack a doodle.

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Speaker 3: And unfortunately Moxie at that point chose to remain silent.

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Speaker 3: She invoked her Miranda rights, She refused to incriminate herself.

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Speaker 3: She had that experience, Oh what do you me? Come on,

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Speaker 3: I'm just a sweet innocent bulldog. All I do is

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Speaker 3: the Mather Investigator Bureau. I began interviewing witnesses and it

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Speaker 3: As an accomplice, my wife, so I said, leaning against

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Speaker 3: explain to me again about that new diet that you

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Speaker 3: gave Moxie. Well, it turns out that in a fit

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Speaker 3: You see, she had read on the interweb, the world

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Speaker 3: the Internet told her that bulldogs love pumpkin. Pumpkin's good

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Speaker 3: for them. I eat pumpkin. It's natural, It's what wolves

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Speaker 3: Not just a spoonful of pumpkin, no, she gave the dog,

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Speaker 3: Moxie a Thanksgiving dinner for a family of twelve and

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Speaker 1: Now, listen, this is a teachable moment. You learn from

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Speaker 3: money man and manny and said, hey, hey, Malard, let's

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Speaker 3: I would say, Okay, you don't have to ask twice.

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Speaker 3: I will tap dance with enthusiasm. I believe principles are important.

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Speaker 3: I've talked about the Code of the West. I also

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Speaker 3: believe that paying your mortgage is more important, and that's

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Speaker 3: more important now until then. Until then, I will solely

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Speaker 3: remain in the audio business. Otherwise when outside of when

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Speaker 3: I'm forced to have the videos put up on YouTube

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Speaker 3: at the mothership. But a business, the audio business, that

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Speaker 3: is so fragile, so fragile that a single loose wire,

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Speaker 3: the thing of a jig can unravel it like a

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Speaker 3: sweater thread.

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Speaker 1: Pretty wild, you know.

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Speaker 3: And we have artificial intelligence and self driving cars and

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Speaker 3: all this stuff, And on some level it is oddly

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Speaker 3: comforting that the greatest threat to my livelihood, my ability.

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Speaker 1: To do my job is a rebellious.

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Speaker 3: Cable cable, not a microphone, not a microphone, a cable right,

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Speaker 3: not war or not politics, not any of that, not

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Speaker 3: the stock.

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Speaker 1: Market going up or down. A mere microphone.

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Speaker 3: Who was having a bad day, or maybe it was

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Speaker 3: me not plugging the microphone in properly, but there you go.

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Speaker 1: So that's it all right.

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Speaker 3: Listen, thank you, We got the mail bag tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Your questions are answers.

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Speaker 3: You can listen whenever you want, email that Reel fifth

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Speaker 3: hour at gmail dot com, Real fifth hour at gmail

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Speaker 3: dot com, and we will have the mail bag for

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Speaker 3: you and all kinds of fun. Have a great rest

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Speaker 3: of your Saturday, or if you've already done everything you're

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Speaker 3: doing because you're listening to this whenever, I hope you had.

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Speaker 1: A great Saturday. And if you listen on Sunday, have

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Speaker 1: a great Sunday or Tuesday or whenever. I don't care.

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Speaker 1: We'll have the mail bag for

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Speaker 3: You on Sunday's edition and later skater aw stop pasta

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Speaker 3: vipolation