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Speaker 1: Kay CUTI misconnections. That was me staring.

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Speaker 2: Everybody knows there's only two places to find true love

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Speaker 2: in this world. One is digging through the free scrap

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Speaker 2: barrels behind the hobby lobby when you both reach for

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Speaker 2: that same piece of orange felt.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I felt it.

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Speaker 2: It's meant to be the others on the pages of

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Speaker 2: craigslist dot org. We's got that website every single week

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Speaker 2: to find the best misconnections that they have to offer,

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Speaker 2: like this first one titled when I saw you, my

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Speaker 2: heart stopped.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's emergency beating. Oh still emergency man for woman

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Speaker 1: thirties emergency room. Oh my god, oh, he says.

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Speaker 2: When I went through the double doors, you were the

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Speaker 2: cute triage nurse with the nineties mullet, like a much

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Speaker 2: older female Mario Lopez.

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Speaker 1: Good, Wow, I think are legit coming back in Wow. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you might remember me.

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Speaker 2: I was the balding gentleman with the four year old

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Speaker 2: that had my little pony doll stuck up her nose.

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Speaker 1: Oh, the whole doll.

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Speaker 2: We didn't speak, but as soon as you saw me,

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Speaker 2: you pointed to the lobby couches next to the other

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Speaker 2: people who looked like they were dying. Yeah, I like

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Speaker 2: how this guy is so concerned about.

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Speaker 1: His daughter in this moment.

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Speaker 2: As we waited over an hour to see a doctor,

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Speaker 2: I racked my brain, struggling with how I would ask

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Speaker 2: you out, and then in parentheses, I'm divorced, by the way, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: dot twice.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm actually glad for that update.

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Speaker 2: You don't know, says third time's the charm. I finally

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Speaker 2: figured it out and went up to your desk to

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Speaker 2: see if I could book an appointment with the chiropractor.

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Speaker 2: You looked confused, and that's when I told you I

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Speaker 2: need to see one asap, because whenever I look at you,

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Speaker 2: my spine tingles. Oh.

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Speaker 1: After that, I got to see the doctor right away.

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Speaker 2: Oh did you not want me in the lobby anymore

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Speaker 2: because we'd flirt too much? Anyway, the toy came out

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Speaker 2: of my daughter's nose, and I was going to give

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Speaker 2: it to you as a.

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Speaker 1: But your shift was over darned for her.

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Speaker 2: Email me back if you see this, or I'll catch

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Speaker 2: you the next time. I'm dealing with rigor mortis on

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Speaker 2: my foot.

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Speaker 1: I don't even get that. Does it feel like your

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Speaker 1: foot is dead? I don't know, yeah, just be glad.

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Speaker 1: The daughter's okay, that's from Terrence.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your next misconnection titled love Struck by

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Speaker 2: Will smythe woman for Man forties Celebrity doppel Ganger.

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Speaker 1: Conference, the whole conference.

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Speaker 2: Apparently, she writes, I was the green haired gal who

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Speaker 2: was covering this year's event Double Takes and belly Aches

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Speaker 2: the Great Celebrity Clone Venge.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I need to do what you're doing, celebrity,

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Speaker 1: she says.

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Speaker 2: I first saw you when I was walking next to

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Speaker 2: the booth of Dolly Parton's Wild and Wacky Wigs. I

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Speaker 2: knew immediately who you were because your pal looked like

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Speaker 2: an even bigger uncle Phil from the from the top

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Speaker 2: of it, Carlton, I'm sure is somewhere looking around. I'm

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Speaker 2: a little shy and didn't know what to say, so

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Speaker 2: I just blurted out like an idiot, Hey, where's Carlton?

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Speaker 1: Make him do his silly dance. You didn't even break.

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Speaker 2: Stride and walked right up to me, got six inches

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Speaker 2: away from my face, and said, hey, girl, I think

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Speaker 2: I've seen your picture before. Oh yeah, it was in

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Speaker 2: the dictionary under KaBlam.

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Speaker 1: Oh just as smooth as Will Smith. I think that

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Speaker 1: was from season four, episode three. Oh that's a Will

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Speaker 1: Smith quote, probably a line.

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Speaker 2: We chatted a bit after that and I asked you

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Speaker 2: what your day job was. You said you managed a

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Speaker 2: quiz Nos in East Philly.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's where you were born and raised. It's West Philadelphia.

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Speaker 2: I was working getting interviews, so I'm sorry I left

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Speaker 2: abruptly to talk to a mini Shaquille O'Neill. But you

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Speaker 2: could still be a doppelganger, even if you're ty. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But when I was done, you were gone.

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Speaker 2: Are you online or in bel air? Exmellulator aha, calin,

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Speaker 2: I like that?

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Speaker 1: Do I feel like the Alfonso Ribero was like, actually there,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything.

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Speaker 2: This next misconnection is titled searching for my lean mean

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Speaker 2: caffeine Queen.

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Speaker 1: Probably for me, take it as for Alexis and for

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Speaker 1: woman from me. Oh eighties bookstore coffee shops. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: says I was.

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Speaker 2: The slightly older barista in my mid eighties, so people

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Speaker 2: always tell me I don't look a day over seventy six.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to tip this guy.

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Speaker 2: Normally I don't pay much attention to the customers, probably

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Speaker 2: because I can't see or hear all that well.

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Speaker 1: It loud in coffee shops, but.

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Speaker 2: When you bounced in, I perked up like a fresh

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Speaker 2: daisy on my second wife's grave. I even remember telling

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Speaker 2: the ladies in the back, whoa look out, Charlie, we

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Speaker 2: got a hot pepper in line, guys. When you came

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Speaker 2: up to the register, I tried to woo you by

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Speaker 2: offering up a few coins from my tip job. Sorry

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Speaker 2: you wouldn't say yess sorry. It was the only thing

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Speaker 2: I could think of at the moment. The blood wasn't

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Speaker 2: exactly rushing to my brain. You seemed apprehensive when I

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Speaker 2: grabbed your hand and said, oh, those are pretty nails.

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Speaker 1: Where did you get them? The makeup counter at Woolworth's.

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Speaker 1: You told me the name for your cup that I'll

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Speaker 1: always remember. B B Rex.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like some kind of dinosaur from that movie Jurassic

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Speaker 2: Not Wrong.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't know that she's an artist. I tried to write

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Speaker 1: my number down on.

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Speaker 2: Your cup, but forgot two of the digits. Hopefully you

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Speaker 2: can guess them. Come back sometime, miss Rex. I remember

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Speaker 2: you came in on a Tuesday, so I'll be sure

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Speaker 2: next Tuesday to take my blue pill.

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Speaker 1: That's signed Gordon. What if honestly bab Rex that comes

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Speaker 1: out with a song. It's like dedicated to Gordon. The

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Speaker 1: guys from the coffee shop Blue Pills us. We're waiting

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Speaker 1: for that hit to job. Those are your Craigslist misconnections.

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Speaker 1: Got your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,