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Speaker 2: Lady, I don't even work here. Am I the a hole?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: I always I always call the police on people who

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I love.

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Speaker 1: I love raining down maybe death sentences on people randomly.

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Speaker 2: You've heard, you've heard of swatting, But have you heard

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Speaker 1: Have you heard of have you heard of getting all

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Speaker 1: the knights, all the kings, horses and knights and policemen

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: That's that's the way to do it, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 3: that's the.

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Speaker 1: Way to go. You know, I want death. So I

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Speaker 1: Stoking for this event happened a few months ago, while

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Speaker 2: Let's dive in.

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Speaker 1: I'm working the shelves when I see a seventy ish

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Speaker 1: woman flagging me down. Op, Yes, can I help you

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Speaker 1: with something?

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Speaker 2: Old lady.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember exactly what they asked for, but it

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Speaker 3: You are here, God, everyone's accidentally asked someone who doesn't

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I have one hundred

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Speaker 1: You gotta ask him, You gotta ask him. My eyes

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Speaker 1: Maybe it was Okop, I wish to the heavens it

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Speaker 4: Oh you do work here. You're stuck in the shelves.

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Speaker 4: Stop being lazy. I'm going to scream that you tried

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, old lady pulling the

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Speaker 2: Who know you don't want? No, not at all?

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Speaker 1: God, I mean, come on, I mean, if you get

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, this lady, her absurdity is already out of

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Speaker 3: As soon as someone says I don't work here, and

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm not defending this this uh this year

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Speaker 2: He's also not stalking the shelves. They're shopping.

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Speaker 1: Right, No, no, no, no, no, works for a op, works

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, that's okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that makes it so much crazier. That's funnier.

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Speaker 4: Who are you talking to? That new fan? Dangle their piece? Ope,

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Speaker 4: my friend, we were recording a podcast when you threaten me.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, that is worth it, that is, if I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one thousand dollars of John's tickets erased.

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Speaker 4: This is the employ that recorded me without my permission.

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Speaker 4: I want him filed in the police.

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Speaker 1: Gold opee. Did you tell him why I recorded you?

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Speaker 4: It does not matter. You didn't have my permission. Manager,

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Speaker 4: where what did you recorder?

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Speaker 1: Ope lady, do you want to tell him or shall

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Speaker 4: Fine, I said, I scream rape. If he did do

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Speaker 2: At least she's honest, you know, truly.

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Speaker 1: She's like, I've done. I'm a repute offender of this.

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Speaker 1: This is something that's pried and true usually works.

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Speaker 1: Manager. She looked horrified at the old woman, and I

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Speaker 2: Wild. Wow. Wow, truly he's.

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Speaker 1: Really be throwing the those rs like freaking freaking candies

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Speaker 2: Jim you're my grand shown the company I found you.

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Speaker 2: We want all those Jimmy, I thought you were dead.

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Speaker 3: This one comes from the This one comes from the

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Speaker 2: It chose me. Okay, dude, get off of me.

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Speaker 1: I I firmly believe that if you are sitting next

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Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah a statement from Samuel Donner. You know, get

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Speaker 2: An hour and they didn't they didn't have a multiple bathrooms.

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Speaker 3: So wow, it was great travel hacks, ladies and general

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Speaker 2: Disgusting children.

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Speaker 1: First, they didn't book seats together, and to stink to

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's problem. They have to get like so many

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Speaker 3: I would, I would make ferocious love to the window seat.

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Speaker 3: Window seat is the most romantic one. Uh it's for

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Speaker 3: fuck the window seat, Mary, the aisle seat because it's

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Speaker 3: of course kill the middle seat. Anyway, anyone, anyone who

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Speaker 3: Well if well, if you're on the window and the

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Speaker 3: No what I'm saying, you're saying that you have to

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Speaker 1: Up really well windows, yeah, window seat doesn't have to

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Speaker 3: My My only thing is I don't want to crawl

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Speaker 3: I just have to stand up, like yeah, get easier,

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Speaker 2: Down. I'm cool with that. Fair, I'm fine.

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Speaker 3: I've I've come around to come around to the you know,

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Speaker 1: What do you guys think, ye Mary Kyle Aisle Middle.

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Speaker 1: After an hour into the flight, two girls started skipping

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Speaker 2: How and how how?

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Speaker 3: How are like the flight attends not instantly like after

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Speaker 1: Being like this, They were too fast? Dude, you same

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Speaker 1: A fight attendant got him to stop. That lasted fifteen

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Speaker 1: flight attendant had enough escorts the boy back to his seat.

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Speaker 1: And forcefully tells the parents to control your effing kids.

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Speaker 2: Sure you know what I would do.

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Speaker 3: As he's running to the back of the plane, I

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Speaker 1: So he just flies right out. Yo, I'm putting my

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Speaker 1: I'm putting my leg out there. We go.

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Speaker 2: That's something you can actually do. Yeah, just bo oh.

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Speaker 1: This is when I took my headphones off due to

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Speaker 1: you know it's serious when you start eavesdropping and listening

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Speaker 2: How could I ever do it?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you should have thought of that before you stop

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Speaker 1: ain't talking, mister beast. He's screaming about the flight attendant

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Speaker 1: the attendant yells, put your f and mask on and

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Speaker 2: Down, bro.

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Speaker 3: I would start clapping if on the flight if a

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Speaker 2: For the whole plane erupts in applause. That would be awesome.

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Speaker 1: The dude loses his ship even more and yells back,

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Speaker 1: I have your information.

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Speaker 2: I will find you and we will shoo you.

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Speaker 3: So when you're on a plane, why are you making

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Speaker 3: you and beat you up or something. Yeah, but if you,

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Speaker 1: It's like yell and fire in a theater, but but worse,

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Speaker 1: that literally the whole flight to be ruined. We stayed

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Speaker 2: Why are we interrogating this poor.

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Speaker 1: Guy and like he's like trying to be like a

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Speaker 1: like interrogated by the FBI, Like what did he say?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I imagine he's like he said he was

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Speaker 3: gonna shoot him.

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Speaker 2: Where's the gun?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: We know? What's in your bag? We know what you did.

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Speaker 2: Plead guilty. It's twenty years now.

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Speaker 1: After that, we were told there was no fuel truck

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Speaker 2: That's not bad.

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Speaker 3: It's not bad at all an FBI interrogation, Like someone

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So the real question is I guess, So I guess.

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Speaker 1: The real moral of the story is, don't take your

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Speaker 2: I am trying to have no FBI interrogate me. I

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