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Speaker 1: It's national Don't Waste My Time Day one more thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm strong and getty.

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Speaker 1: Doing this more or less as a public service announcement.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember when it was that Joe brought us

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Speaker 1: this information. The first time, I was unaware of it.

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Speaker 1: I never took it very seriously when I would hear

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Speaker 1: that it's National Golden Retriever Day or whatever. But Joe

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Speaker 1: brought us the information that there's a bunch of different

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Speaker 1: what websites and organizations where you can just pay them

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Speaker 1: to get on the list.

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Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, it's like buying a star.

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Speaker 1: And there's several different organizations that say you'll be the

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Speaker 1: official day and you give them a thousand bucks and

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Speaker 1: then they send it to I don't know, to radio

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Speaker 1: stations and TV stations or whatever. You're making a confused

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Speaker 1: face there.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm just I'm listening closely, is what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: But you know, you've been on the radio for years,

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Speaker 1: You've mentioned this before, and usually it's just kind of

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Speaker 1: a funny conversation start. But they're completely meaningless. They don't

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Speaker 1: mean anything. I mean like nothing, right.

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Speaker 3: And there's usually like duplicates.

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Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, well, let me give you to day and

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Speaker 1: This is just one of the many national day calendar

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Speaker 1: organizations where you can sign up. It is National cream

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Speaker 1: Pie Day. It's also Strawberry Month, so you get those

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Speaker 1: mixed up.

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Speaker 2: Hey, do the math. Huh.

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Speaker 1: It's National Student Nurse Day, you know, and somewhere colleges

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Speaker 1: across the country they're bringing in donuts or doing whatever

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Speaker 1: because it's National Student Nurse Day, National Third Shift Workers Day,

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Speaker 1: It's National have a Coke Day. Coca Cola paid for that,

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Speaker 1: National Coconut Cream Pie Day. It's National Nurse Day. Oh,

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Speaker 1: National Nurses Week.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I saw that.

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Speaker 4: It's both cream Pie Day and Coconut cream Pie Day.

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Speaker 1: All right, It's a National Receptionists Day, and it goes

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Speaker 1: on and on on. So just alerting you to the

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Speaker 1: fact that this is all complete bs. And I mean

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Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with Hey, it's National Barbecue Chicken Day,

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Speaker 1: so I brought in barbecue chicken. Doesn't make it not

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Speaker 1: worth eating or whatever. But it's all completely made up.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you might as well just make it up

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Speaker 1: in your mind. On the way to work. It's National

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Speaker 1: your second toes longer than your big toe Day, so

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Speaker 1: I brought in socks or something.

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Speaker 4: Now, when Congress declares it. Now that has the official

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Speaker 4: weight and importance and historical significance.

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Speaker 2: Nothing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, even when Congress declares it, it means nothing. But these

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Speaker 1: are so again on this particular website. It's tomorrow, so

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Speaker 1: you can prepare ahead of time. National Home Front Heroes Day,

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Speaker 1: that's nice. National Alphabet magnet Day. What the hell? What

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Speaker 1: does magnets you put on your fridge? There's a national

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Speaker 1: day for that?

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Speaker 4: I remember what was the one that got real popular

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Speaker 4: there for a while where they gave you bunches of

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Speaker 4: different words so you could arrange them and make sentences

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Speaker 4: on your friends. That was great fun in my house.

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Speaker 4: That was popular for a while. Yeah, we had those

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Speaker 4: two when the kids were younger. That's a good time.

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Speaker 3: I had the inappropriate version.

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Speaker 2: I've seen that.

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Speaker 1: This was a lot of fun. That's pretty funny.

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Speaker 3: I can see you playing that.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow's National loss sock Day.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, what the hell does that mean?

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Speaker 1: National Moscato Day? What's moscato? Is that a drink?

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Speaker 4: It's a sweetish wine, not sweetish sweetish wine.

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Speaker 3: I do want to know where my socks are going, though.

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Speaker 1: God, how dang it? Because I buy expensive socks, so

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Speaker 1: I try to be really careful with it. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: they disappear and they're like, that's not possible. It couldn't

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Speaker 1: have left the house. There's only a few places it

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Speaker 1: could be.

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Speaker 3: What the hell I do the laundry, And when I

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Speaker 3: put them in the wash they were a pair. And

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Speaker 3: when I took them out of the dryer, one was gone,

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Speaker 3: and I don't know what happened in between.

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Speaker 4: Adhered to the leg of a pair of pants you

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Speaker 4: haven't worn yet. Oh, it's clinging, clinging.

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Speaker 1: I have found them occasionally inside like fitted bed sheet.

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Speaker 2: Sure that happens to get down there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but some have just vanished.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, this was a little premature. Since National loss

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Speaker 4: sock Day is tomorrow, I don't want to steal anybody's thunder.

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Speaker 1: Tomorrow is also National butter Scotch Brownie Day, which I've

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Speaker 1: never had. Oh what, never had.

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Speaker 4: A butter You gotta lead the Add that to the

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Speaker 4: list of things Jack has never done.

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Speaker 1: I'd never even heard of a butter scotch brownie.

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Speaker 2: You're kidding.

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Speaker 3: No, I haven't either.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're abused as a child, so you see you're

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Speaker 1: a weirdo.

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Speaker 3: Majority world.

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Speaker 2: Oh, butter scotch brownie is so good.

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Speaker 1: And then we'll go to the tenth two days.

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Speaker 4: Technically it's more an orangey or tanny than a brownie. Oh,

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Speaker 4: I guess it's a light brownie.

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Speaker 1: I admire more people who just recognize how things are

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Speaker 1: going and take advantage of it. So you got a

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Speaker 1: product or whatever. I mean, like, if we were smart,

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Speaker 1: we would have given five hundred bucks to some calendar

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Speaker 1: years ago and and National Radio Talk Show Host Day

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Speaker 1: or something and made a deal out of it.

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Speaker 4: Do you remember on your birthday I had the Kansas

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Speaker 4: I think it was the Kansas Pork producers to clear

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Speaker 4: you their man of the Year something like that because

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Speaker 4: you ate so much pork.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool, that's a good gift. National Friday, National

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Speaker 1: clean Up your Room Day is that day, National Washington Day,

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Speaker 1: which might actually be a thing, National Shrimp Day, m M,

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Speaker 1: National Military Spouse Appreciation Day, which is not nice but

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Speaker 1: made up. And then this one National Lipid Day whatever

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Speaker 1: your lipids are, fat fat fat Day, but again this

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Speaker 1: was a National dog Mom Day is on Saturday.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate that one.

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Speaker 1: Oh I don't like do not like that term?

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Speaker 2: You did?

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Speaker 3: Make sure I bring my fir mom mug tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Unless you gave birth to that dog and you have

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Speaker 1: video to prove it. I do not want to hear

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Speaker 1: anybody and so a dog mom, Well if that happened,

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Speaker 1: uh is the father here? Well, Satan is the father.

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Speaker 2: He couldn't be here if you do have video, I

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Speaker 2: don't want to see it. Right, Oh my god?

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Speaker 4: Can you imagine it just gives birth to a dog,

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Speaker 4: You'd have nightmares for the rest of your life. It

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Speaker 4: can mean somebody is now producing that via AI as

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Speaker 4: we speak.

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Speaker 2: Ugh, so terrible.

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Speaker 1: National Babysitters Day, National Train Day, National Twilight Zone Day,

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Speaker 1: whatever that is? National Miniature Golf Day. National Archery Day

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Speaker 1: is Saturday. National Foam Rolling Day. Finally, I have a

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Speaker 1: phone roller.

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Speaker 3: I love my phone roller.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: National Eat what you Want Day, That's every day in

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Speaker 1: my world.

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Speaker 2: Please. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of just curious to see what is on

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Speaker 1: Mother's Day? National sapphire Day. Mother's Day, it says here,

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Speaker 1: National fiberl Majalia Awareness Day, whatever that is, National nutty

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Speaker 1: Fudge Day, National odometerter Day. Wow, National odometer Day. What

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Speaker 1: the hell is that?

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Speaker 2: How do I know? How far?

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Speaker 1: How did they get that going? What am I supposed

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Speaker 1: to do. Hmmm, National Limerick Day with there once was

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Speaker 1: a man from Nantucket. But this does remind me this

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Speaker 1: is worth doing. The last several Mothers Days, look for

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Speaker 1: the articles. They'll be online Saturday night in the New

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Speaker 1: York Times, in the Washington Post, a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: down with Mom sort of columns in the newspaper. That

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Speaker 1: has become a thing the last couple of years.

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Speaker 3: I've missed that.

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Speaker 4: Should celebrate motherhood because that makes women without children feel bad.

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Speaker 2: That crapper, just.

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Speaker 1: A way to turn Mother's Day into something negative. It's

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Speaker 1: it's a variety of different ways they go about it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have kids, and I've never been happier, So

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Speaker 1: a long column about that, you know, just crap like that,

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Speaker 1: and so just.

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Speaker 4: Constant clickbait and pandering to various constituencies. It's just so tiresome.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you will hear. I'm guessing this has been

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Speaker 1: the last couple of years. Is there any chance this

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Speaker 1: has been stamped out the whole woke? Yeah, National mirth,

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Speaker 1: chest feeding people or whatever they call.

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Speaker 4: It, chest feeders. Oh, this is interesting. The day after

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Speaker 4: Mother's Day is National Punch. A columnist in the face

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Speaker 4: day huh, don't punch anybody.

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Speaker 2: It was a joke.

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's it.