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Speaker 1: jubil in the morning. Second date update. The woman on
Speaker 1: the phone for a second date update today refers to
Speaker 1: herself as a cougar. Oh but apparently one of the
Speaker 1: cubs has left the dan and mama needs to find in.
Speaker 1: That's why she's on the phone for a second date update.
Speaker 1: Her name is Patty. What's up, Patty? Hi? Hey? Whoa Patty?
Speaker 1: Are you excited about that intro? That was a really
Speaker 1: good intro? Okay, so you embrace all of this absolutely, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Well, tell us about the cub that's run
Speaker 1: away from you and you need to track down what's
Speaker 1: his name? His name's Martin, in his early twenties, and
Speaker 1: I met him online. I love cougars because the first
Speaker 1: thing they always bring up his age. Yeah, what's your
Speaker 1: guys age? Gap? Oh well, I will say roughly that
Speaker 1: I'm over ten years older than home nice significantly, So
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be specific because a lady never tells. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so you met him online? And what did
Speaker 1: you guys do when you met up? Well, we met
Speaker 1: up in a bar, and I mean it was really cute.
Speaker 1: He was carded because I was next to him. I
Speaker 1: was carded too, I'm normally not so I thought it
Speaker 1: was adorable and yeah, he was just like he was
Speaker 1: this cute little cob and we talked about, like, you know,
Speaker 1: going to the gym and stuff. We joked around because
Speaker 1: I don't know, I thought it was hilarious because I
Speaker 1: think it's ridiculous when people get on the elliptical and
Speaker 1: put on like the lowest level and then they look
Speaker 1: like they're flying on the elliptical because not actually they're
Speaker 1: just going super fast. Yeah, it looks so stupid. And
Speaker 1: we just like laughed about jim stuff. And we found
Speaker 1: out that we actually go to the same gym. Wow.
Speaker 1: Can't wait though, can we just a second? It sounds
Speaker 1: like you were turned on that he was carded because
Speaker 1: he looked so young, Like how young do you like
Speaker 1: your men? I mean legal? Okay, It just is like,
Speaker 1: do you guys have things in common? Like besides the gym?
Speaker 1: Did you find other common ground? I mean yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: we both like having fun. Were like you, I mean
Speaker 1: like you know, zip blinding, bungee jumping, stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Like definitely like the fun stuff going on, you know,
Speaker 1: vacation and all right, so you're pretty interested in him. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: he's just he's a lot of fun and he's really funny.
Speaker 1: He was really really cute, and he was cool with
Speaker 1: your age difference. Uh yeah, I mean he didn't know
Speaker 1: that I was older going into it. But you know,
Speaker 1: he was a little bit reluctant. I mean, he was
Speaker 1: a little shy and maybe a little nervous, but you know,
Speaker 1: I made him feel at home, made the cubs feel comfortable.
Speaker 1: Well that's sound like you made him comfortable enough, because
Speaker 1: now he's not calling you back. Oh well to say,
Speaker 1: I mean, we did talk about kids. Um. He asked
Speaker 1: me if I had any kids, and I told him
Speaker 1: I didn't and I wasn't interested in having them. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe that might have been too early to
Speaker 1: have that conversation, um, and maybe that made it a
Speaker 1: little awkward. Or maybe he's looking for a partner and
Speaker 1: he's not just looking for a fun night out. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe a partner that wants to have kids with him.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you can have partners without kids, but you
Speaker 1: know what I'm trying to say. Yeah, no, no, I
Speaker 1: totally get it. I think that's totally legitimate. I do.
Speaker 1: But he's so young, right did you talk to him
Speaker 1: that way too? I'm sure you're so young, you don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't know where you want. Well, I try to
Speaker 1: keep it fun. I try to keep it simple, because
Speaker 1: sure you might be looking for a miss forever or
Speaker 1: and settling down and whatever. But I mean, like you
Speaker 1: haven't found her yet, which means that you're single till then.
Speaker 1: And we could have fun in the meantime, okay, you know,
Speaker 1: and I could teach him a lot. I mean I
Speaker 1: have experienced. I mean I'd be a great teacher. Oh okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean I can teach him in any room, not
Speaker 1: just the bedroom. Okay, that's awesome. I like you, Patty,
Speaker 1: all right, Well how did everything end with you and Martin? Well,
Speaker 1: after like the bar and everything, he walked me to
Speaker 1: my car, and I thought that he was having a
Speaker 1: great time, especially because like write then and we started
Speaker 1: making out and it was it was awesome. You know,
Speaker 1: it's passing it Yeah, absolutely, And you know, like I
Speaker 1: kind of was like, hey, well then why don't you
Speaker 1: just like, come over, you can check out my place
Speaker 1: and we can you know, start our first lesson. Did
Speaker 1: you say that? No, but I was just like thinking,
Speaker 1: you know, like young guys are so inexperience and I
Speaker 1: can help him out with that. So what did he
Speaker 1: say to that? Did he go back to your place? Well? No,
Speaker 1: he actually kind of got a little bit more nervous,
Speaker 1: and I just don't think that he was ready because
Speaker 1: he was just like, you know, but this is our
Speaker 1: first date. And I was like, well, it's really not
Speaker 1: that a big of a deal because I want to
Speaker 1: establish what I want this to be immediately, right, which
Speaker 1: is fun, and that's what I liked. That's what I
Speaker 1: think any guy would like, especially no strings attached, no pressure. Um.
Speaker 1: So we had another date set and so he canceled
Speaker 1: like a couple hours before, and I kind of feel
Speaker 1: frustrated because I just don't think he realizes the benefits
Speaker 1: of like, you know, beating a cougar. Yeah, and there's
Speaker 1: the teaching. There's the teaching that you can do. All
Speaker 1: we will all play a song and then we'll come
Speaker 1: back and call him and get your second date update. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: all right, hang on brooking cubile in the morning. Second
Speaker 1: Date Update. Welcome back to today's second date update, as
Speaker 1: the regal cougar waits in the midst for the young
Speaker 1: dough to come lapping at the lake so she can
Speaker 1: pounce on him and may kim her love slave. I'm talking,
Speaker 1: of course, about Patty, who's on the phone. She's a
Speaker 1: cougar and apparently she went out with a cub the
Speaker 1: other day. But this dude is now not calling her back.
Speaker 1: They went out to a bar, they had fun, some drinks,
Speaker 1: everything else. She actually invited him back to her place
Speaker 1: at the end of the night and he said no.
Speaker 1: But they did schedule another date, but he canceled shortly before,
Speaker 1: and now he's not getting back to her. She thinks
Speaker 1: that he might be scared because she can teach him
Speaker 1: all sorts of new things that he might not be
Speaker 1: ready to learn yet. All right, Patty, ready to get
Speaker 1: him on the phone. Yeah. And have you had timid
Speaker 1: students before, Patty? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely. Usually I can get
Speaker 1: them pretty comfortable pretty fast if they give me a chance. Okay,
Speaker 1: And so you're not gonna be heartbroken if he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to go out with you. You just want a shot. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, he's I think he's kind of special. Definitely
Speaker 1: stands out from the other pubs I've gone out with.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I would really like to have an
Speaker 1: opportunity to meet us some more time with them, So
Speaker 1: I mean I would. I would be disappointed, maybe a
Speaker 1: little hurt if it didn't work out, But you know,
Speaker 1: we'll see. Okay, all right, we'll call him right now
Speaker 1: and then see if we can get you another day.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Hello him, I think to Martin. Please, um,
Speaker 1: this is Martin. Hey, Martin, what's up? Man? How are you?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: can you guys take me off your list? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I get these calls all the time. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think you get these calls all the time, Martin. Hello, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Yeah, it's not a telemarketing call. Yeah. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: what's who are you? Guys with Brooke and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh yeah, how are
Speaker 1: you doing? Okay? I'm doing good? Anyway, I gotta survey.
Speaker 1: I gotta survey. I wonder if you can take that
Speaker 1: real quick for us. He's kidding, Martin he's kidding. Don't
Speaker 1: hang up, okay, Martin. The reason we're calling is because
Speaker 1: we do a segment on our show it's called the
Speaker 1: Second Date Update, and you went out with somebody who
Speaker 1: listens to our show recently. What her name is Patty?
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah? Yeah? And Patty told us a little
Speaker 1: bit about your date. She said that she liked you
Speaker 1: a lot, but apparently you canceled on her before you
Speaker 1: guys are supposed to go out again, and now you're
Speaker 1: not really getting back to her. What okay, is that
Speaker 1: not true? I mean, yeah, that did happen. Yes? Were
Speaker 1: you planning on getting back to Patty and rescheduling and
Speaker 1: actually going out with her? Um? I mean, to be honest, no,
Speaker 1: not really. Was there like a specific reason or do
Speaker 1: you just not feel it? I mean this is really weird. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of a personal thing, to be honest, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't even think she'd really want me to share
Speaker 1: with you guys, though, well I can understand that. But
Speaker 1: she also asked us to make this phone call. And
Speaker 1: we tell everybody who does one of these second Date
Speaker 1: updates that they have to be prepared to hear whatever
Speaker 1: it is. The person on the other line says, so
Speaker 1: do you mind telling us because she's just confused. Oh,
Speaker 1: she she asked you guys, Oh my gosh. Yes, she
Speaker 1: wants you to share whatever you think. She doesn't want
Speaker 1: you to share. She wants you to share that. Well
Speaker 1: all right, well, okay, she's like a little older. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys know, like how much
Speaker 1: you guys know, but um, yeah, she's very proud that
Speaker 1: she's a cougar. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, okay, so she's kind
Speaker 1: of giving me a little well yeah, yeah, and um,
Speaker 1: I'm frankly just kind of worried he won't be able
Speaker 1: to keep up, if you know what I mean, like
Speaker 1: like on a hike. What do you mean, well no,
Speaker 1: not well no, not a hike. Maybe a hike too,
Speaker 1: but you know, just like every day kind of in general,
Speaker 1: maybe some bedroom stuff, you know. So what wait, hold up,
Speaker 1: how old is Patty? Do you think that she's like
Speaker 1: seventy five? I mean, I know she's a lot older
Speaker 1: than me, and I'm in my early twenties, so there's
Speaker 1: a big difference between you know, pace, energy and all
Speaker 1: that stuff. Right, Okay, so you just think that you're
Speaker 1: too young for her? Because she won't be able to
Speaker 1: keep up with you exactly. Yeah, for sure. So have
Speaker 1: you dated any women that are older than you before? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have, And that's actually how I know it didn't
Speaker 1: work out for that reason. And she said, you know,
Speaker 1: everything would be fine, and she was so excited about
Speaker 1: it and everything, and it's just like, it's kind of
Speaker 1: terrible how that happened, and so I don't want that
Speaker 1: to happen again with her. So wait, you dated a
Speaker 1: woman that just got too tired in bed? Things were
Speaker 1: really great for the first two weeks, but then after
Speaker 1: that she just kind of started falling off and things
Speaker 1: were less frequent and less energetic, less and through the
Speaker 1: app Yeah, all right, Well, Martin, I have a feeling
Speaker 1: that Patty's going to disagree with you, but we should
Speaker 1: just ask her about that because she's actually on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to you. Great
Speaker 1: reward time, Martin, Are you freaking kidding? I guess huh okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty much. Well, you wouldn't get you weren't getting back
Speaker 1: to me, so I did kind of want to find out,
Speaker 1: and like, I get your concern, but this is something
Speaker 1: I can definitely put you know, you can put your
Speaker 1: fears aside um between my like pilates, yoga and weightlifting.
Speaker 1: It wasn't too long ago that I could still hang
Speaker 1: on to the ceiling fans. So I don't think that
Speaker 1: any I can't keep up with Patty. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: I've been the best shape I've been in my entire life.
Speaker 1: I could out perform myself in my twenties thirties easily today. Girl,
Speaker 1: what do you ever say to that? Martin? All right,
Speaker 1: but like you say this now, you say you're gonna
Speaker 1: have a ton of energy now and like everything's gonna
Speaker 1: go great. But I mean the reality is you're not
Speaker 1: in your early twenties anymore. And that's exactly what happened
Speaker 1: with my ex, and so I just don't want that
Speaker 1: to happen again. And that's what she said. She made
Speaker 1: all these promises and everything and it just wasn't great.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I don't know what crashy old lady
Speaker 1: that you used to date, but I'm not anybody's grandma.
Speaker 1: Yeah that seiling fan though, Martin, Yeah, that seiling fan
Speaker 1: comment does nothing for you. I mean, okay, yeah, it
Speaker 1: did for sure. But I mean she's just like my ex.
Speaker 1: She's talking a big game like it's just talk, you know,
Speaker 1: and there was no and I'm just really skeptical that
Speaker 1: she can back that up. I feel like it's a
Speaker 1: challenge that she's ready for exactly. I mean, it's something
Speaker 1: that I'm definitely ready for. But maybe this is something
Speaker 1: that you're not ready for it. Maybe this isn't about
Speaker 1: Maybe you're putting it all on me and you're actually,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, intimidated or Freddie. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: are you chicken, Marty? You're scared, Marty classic. You're trying
Speaker 1: to spin this around on me as if I'm not
Speaker 1: the energetic one and I'm not ready for what you
Speaker 1: have to handle? Like what that doesn't make any sense?
Speaker 1: It does though. It does though, if you've slept with
Speaker 1: a guy who's in his early twenties, and if you've
Speaker 1: slept with a guy that's a little bit older than that,
Speaker 1: it does make sense. Thank you man. Yeah, absolutely, Yeah,
Speaker 1: experience makes a lot of sense. Yeah, and a lot
Speaker 1: of guys can be very easily threatened by having to
Speaker 1: do more than just lay there. So I mean, it's
Speaker 1: that's something that you're into, then maybe we're not going
Speaker 1: to work out. What the hell, Pattie, Like, I can
Speaker 1: absolutely bring the power, Like I mean, this is like
Speaker 1: another one of your manipulative ways. I know that you're
Speaker 1: just trying to get me riled up. Of course I
Speaker 1: have the energy in me, but it is kind of
Speaker 1: you know, sol I mean, that's that remains to be
Speaker 1: seen that yeah, yeah, yeah, all you're saying his words, Marty,
Speaker 1: Yeah if you're just like her, ax, Okay, they couldn't
Speaker 1: bring it. What are y'all talking about? Like all she's
Speaker 1: saying or just words like I can actually prove it?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well then Martin, how about you prove it?
Speaker 1: Would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Patty? We will pay for it, all right, here's
Speaker 1: the deal, Patty. So you're saying that if we do
Speaker 1: this two weeks come, like you're gonna like the fire
Speaker 1: is gonna still go and and you're not gonna be
Speaker 1: worn out after a while. Hey, I mean, as long
Speaker 1: as you during the tender I've got the gatholeene is
Speaker 1: a second day update or like broj youbels like brothel
Speaker 1: Like I feel like we're pimps right now. You know,
Speaker 1: I could have looked up with her the first night
Speaker 1: looking out and I didn't, and that was because I
Speaker 1: got the sense that she was a little you know, slower,
Speaker 1: I guess older maybe, um and uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: So if you're if you're gonna talk a big game
Speaker 1: like that and you're ready to bring the fire, and
Speaker 1: you know you're actually giving this fight, you actually called
Speaker 1: this radio station to get hold of me, So sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's make this work, all right, Okay, sweetie, Well that's awesome.
Speaker 1: We'll meet up. Just make sure that you bring the
Speaker 1: gatorade so that you can keep your strength up. Okay,
Speaker 1: it does. Electro likes in Martin. It's a successful second
Speaker 1: date update. Congratulations both you guys. All right, thanks guys. Wow.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was, Patty, but all I
Speaker 1: know is I'm gonna go take a cold shower now.
Speaker 1: Jew in the morning, got a text in at seven, eight, five, nine, two. Well,
Speaker 1: lots of texts, and they kind of say the same thing.
Speaker 1: If Patty ends up getting tired of Martin, they'd be
Speaker 1: willing to take it for a test run. If you
Speaker 1: missed today's second date update, Patty. She calls herself a cougar,
Speaker 1: and she's proud of it. She wanted to call Martin,
Speaker 1: a dude who's a lot younger than her, because he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling back after they went out on a date.
Speaker 1: We got him on the phone, and the reason that
Speaker 1: he wasn't calling her back was because he felt that
Speaker 1: he was too young and she couldn't keep up and
Speaker 1: not like he walks faster than her, like she couldn't
Speaker 1: keep up in the bedroom. And then she made a
Speaker 1: lot of comments about how he can't keep up in
Speaker 1: the bedroom. She basically like patted on him. She basically
Speaker 1: patted him on the head and said that's cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's sweet. Reverse psychology on both of them. It's like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm crazy, No, I'm yeah. Whatever is going
Speaker 1: to happen is not going to be safe because well
Speaker 1: to them are gonna be trying to prove a point.
Speaker 1: So good job for those guys, because we haven't had
Speaker 1: a couple actually go out for a second date in
Speaker 1: a while. We've had a lot of people turn each
Speaker 1: other down. But it's going to be steamy. They are
Speaker 1: they're getting together for a second date. Pay for a
Speaker 1: dinner on this one because they need that hospital bills. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll play for the hospital bills after one of them's
Speaker 1: brains an ankle for sure. Remember if you want to
Speaker 1: do a second day up, they don't have to do
Speaker 1: his email the show, and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back. It is Friday, so Young
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