WEBVTT - Conversations About Thanksgiving 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:02.800 Watch up and welcome back to another episode and no 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:05.960 Sellers podcast with your host. Now funk that with your 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:14.400 low classes. Malone. The natives was working with fish, So 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:17.239 you can't say that white people are pretty much ruined everything. 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:21.480 They put their hands on everything except late night television 0:00:21.560 --> 0:00:25.919 and they killed that ship. I noticed niggas don't do 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:29.280 like holiday podcast niggas. I think niggas think they're too 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:32.599 good to do holiday podcast. Not a nigga like me. 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:35.440 You know, I'm a holiday type nigger. You fun holiday 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:37.839 is still? What's your favorite holiday? You know what? I 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:40.760 would actually say it's between things Giving and Christmas. I 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:42.760 would have to definitely say Christmas dough, but I like 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:45.880 Thanksgiving me in Christmas because that those are both times 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:48.800 where you have family around and the family holidays, you know, 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:50.639 you really get everybody in the house during that time 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:52.640 of year most of the time. Hey, I'm not even 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:54.760 gonna ask you, but if you want to ask you 0:00:54.800 --> 0:01:04.760 the question if you have a favorite holiday, Um, Valentine's Day? 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:08.919 Why the fund do you like Valentine's I don't actually 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:11.480 just my least favorite day. One of my least favor 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:15.920 that one in Christopher Olympus and bullshit. But um, let 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:18.319 me think my favorite holiday. I don't know, Probably I 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:20.920 like I like Thanksgiving. I like Christmas not for what, 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:23.120 not for the origin of it, but for what it 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.319 represents in modern times. I guess it's just you know, 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:28.880 family and getting together and ship. But it's all bullshit. 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.280 So we don't got to go down there. We are 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:35.640 all three of us pretty much are aware of the 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:38.760 whole original Thanksgiving story, right we we don't have to 0:01:39.200 --> 0:01:43.480 go through the how to how the uh Separatists, the 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:47.200 a k a. Pilgrims came to America and did all 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:51.280 that Indians and all that. They came out here set tripping, 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.160 Yeah you feel me, and and set them up cold, 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.760 because you know, it really was like we're just trying 0:01:56.800 --> 0:02:00.320 to survive. I'm watching the TV show on Netflix, excuse me, 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:04.720 on Hulu right now. What's called Librea and it reminds 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:07.640 me of Thanksgiving, Like it's it's a TV show on 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:10.440 Hulu is called like I said, it's called Libra. And 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:16.560 a sinkhole like an enter dimensional sinkhole forums in the 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:22.160 center on Librea, like by the tar pits and m 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:26.239 people fall into the sinkhole and end up in ten 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:29.880 thousand BC or ten thousand years ago. Oh well, I 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.799 have to watch that by a few times. It's really good. 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:35.600 It's really good. But it's like, so they're ten thousand 0:02:35.760 --> 0:02:39.680 years ago or it's a ten thousand BC, and I'm watching, 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.600 you know, them trying to survive and it's people you 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:45.520 know living there, the settlers, and the whole time, I 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:49.000 find myself like, like, y'all need to kill these people now, 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:51.720 you know, the people who the whole TV show is about, 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:53.560 like the white people that fail through the sink whole. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.400 I'm like, y'all need to kill him. Now we know 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:59.280 how this story ends. And sure as ship, they're making 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:02.200 their way to the natives, you know, ten thousand years ago. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:04.800 They're making their way to the natives and asking her 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:08.360 for help, and it's a woman who's offering help and 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:11.040 the older man is telling them, like, man, do not 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.760 help these people. You know what I mean. They're trying 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:15.840 to survive the winners. You know, it's around the ice a, 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.360 so they're trying to survive a winner, and now the 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:22.320 native people are helping them. And I'm like, y'all, FINNI 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:28.639 get Thanksgiving again, Like y'all, finnig get Thanksgiving a verb 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:32.880 as a verb. Bro, they find the slaughter, y'all, and 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:35.800 sure ship is always that one morefucking man who I 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:39.240 don't trust them. It's like this they land, you're coming 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:44.200 over here with that Bush's about you don't trust somebody. 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:47.640 Long story short, it's a really good show and it's 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:51.640 just it's funny because you know, no seilings gl my 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:54.920 Nigga Pete is out for today, but I got my 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.440 a my a one says Day one part of DJ 0:03:57.640 --> 0:04:03.040 Head and my Man is your and podcast extraordinaire Big 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:09.680 still in the spot on a holiday. One thing I 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:12.760 think that's very oprated about Thanksgiving? Why do they have 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:15.880 the ugliest bird and the worst taste of meat that 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:18.320 has no taste to it, no kind of texture to it. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:22.720 I haven't answered for that. Go ahead, White people came 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:32.000 up with it as that year everything else, because there's 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:34.039 nothing appealing about a turkey. If you look at the 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:37.560 turkey is literally the ugliest bird. Deals they can fly, 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:42.400 you know, there's no like purpose to it. What is 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:47.400 a turkey here for? And they're ugly too. Man. It's 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:51.039 like the thing, you know, I've never seen a good 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:54.120 I've never seen a good looking bird. Oh no, I'm 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:57.320 a beef person, man. I love beef. Like you think 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:00.120 cows are attractive? Still say, you know, I think they 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:04.520 taste better. Though, taste better for damn sure, who the funk? 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:08.480 Who the fuck is brain their food attractiveness? Know, you 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:14.520 know it's cow. Don't stimulate my amygdala? So ugly? What's 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:18.400 a handsome bird? Uh? You know what? Even the chicken 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:21.359 is sucked up? Bro, You have all your food to 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:24.000 be attractive animals, you know, I just don't want to 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:28.800 eat no ugly ship though steal what animals? It's not ugly? Well, 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:30.560 you know all of them are ugly. But like a 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:32.400 horse is kind of like like a horse and the 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:35.640 line so you had last time you got a horseburger? Still, no, 0:05:35.920 --> 0:05:38.679 not a horseburger. Actually, in some countries they do eat horses. 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:43.560 Some countries they do eat horses, but in the sub countries. 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:47.919 Chris Monroe asked, nigga in the Bible and the Bible 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.560 is says this, bro. In the Bible, it's actually a 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:52.160 couple of things you're not supposed to eat. You're not 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:54.520 supposed to eat a pig. That's just not a Muslim thing. 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.920 You're not supposed to eat pig, you know, and you're 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:00.120 not supposed to eat a horse either, but people eat 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:03.400 the horses. People actually eat insects as well. You see 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:05.640 any animal of the split hoof. I get it. But 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:07.960 that was also at the time where I feel like 0:06:08.560 --> 0:06:10.520 this is just me and this is my own remix 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:13.320 of what the Bible has taught us. Okay, these are 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:23.760 these process exactly. What's funny as man Head stopped eating 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:27.120 pork the same day, the same same bet, same day, 0:06:27.760 --> 0:06:30.920 the same bet, same bet. I ate it, ate it. 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:33.920 Since me neither we beat y b We was at 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:35.920 me and Head used to have this thing. We used 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:38.320 to go to Chili's. It didn't matter holiday, any day, 0:06:38.640 --> 0:06:41.000 we go to Chili's. Right, we'll meet up at Chili's. 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:45.640 And they used to have this maple bacon has cut 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:49.320 a fire. So I used to go all the time. Right, 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.080 So this time we take y be young bro, you know, 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:56.160 camlow brother. So he goes with us. So we're eating 0:06:56.200 --> 0:06:58.280 this bacon. He like, man, look at y'all eating that 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.960 swamp and the man listen to the keep talking about nigger. 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.760 It's baking fire. We're sucking that baking up that in 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:06.400 your book, not ours. Yeah, I was. He was like, man, 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:07.920 you're not he supposed to eat that ship. I said, Nick, 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.840 ain't nobody Muslim, nigga, We nigga. He like, y'all, y'all 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:13.440 half as consider yourself Christian. I'm like, well, half ast. 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:16.520 He said, it's said in that book. I said, Nick, 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.040 and do not said in that book. We're like, if 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:19.680 it's said in the book, nigga, we won't eat it. 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:23.000 That nigga went right to the page. That's a bet. 0:07:23.560 --> 0:07:25.440 He says that a bet. That's a bet. So he 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:28.240 goes right to the page and shows it. I don't 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:30.480 and it's in It's in the book of Leviticus. I 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:32.600 never forget that ship. Man. I'm gonna tell you this. 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.040 I've been off the swine dog. I don't eat no 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:38.200 pork shops. I don't eat no. It just happened. But 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.480 I'm gonna tell you this, though, bacon is fire in 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:42.760 the motherfucker eight once to walk out. We're eating stud 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:46.120 of bacon, dog, especially this baking. I had an Oklahoma 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:48.640 bro It was thick and it had like this maple 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:50.960 surf on it. Bro was fire. It's just fire. And 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:52.840 I think with bacon you can get away a little 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.280 bit because it fried so hard. Dog, it takes all 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:58.400 the germs and stuff about it, because you know that 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:00.880 what you fried and stuff, it takes all the um 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:03.160 little little varmuts and shot out of it. You know what, 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:06.280 you are real heating still like like I get caught 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:08.600 a heating, but you're like a real heathen. You in 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:11.320 turach me to sell my soul. You're telling me you 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:14.200 can fry to the bullets. Trying to bacon. You just 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:17.680 horrible pork shop support roast dog, but a little bit 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:21.160 of baking. It's cool, bro, What is wrong with you? Man? 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:24.880 You just okay? So look so anyway since that day, 0:08:24.920 --> 0:08:27.160 that was around two thousand nine, we haven't eight pork 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:31.480 since one day, just because we lost that bet, just 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:34.000 because I'm not even standing on the Bible ship. I'm 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:36.480 just I'm not honoring the bat. Yeah, we just lost 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:39.480 the bet. Yeah here, turning your microphone down a little bit. Man, 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.560 you sound extra loud though. You just want to get 0:08:41.600 --> 0:08:46.319 it just drunk. I'm sorry I got here. Yeah it's 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.480 top night set up, nigger. Oh yeah, it is as 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:50.880 loud as hell, making me and she running our ship up. 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:54.839 All right, So I thought I had it. I want 0:08:54.880 --> 0:09:00.400 to be heard too. Is that I'm important? I'm still okay, 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:04.400 let me so. I thought it'd be ill, right, I 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:08.520 thought it'd be ill for this holiday, the only podcast 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.319 you're gonna get on the holiday. I thought it'd be 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:16.160 ill to do like a rating for Thanksgiving food on 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:19.240 the scale of one to ten and give people stories 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:23.120 if you have one on particular dishes. Mm hmm. I 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.520 thought that would be cool. That would be very cool 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:26.760 because this is a lot of people out there, the 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:30.000 king cook and always inviting somebody over their create for Thanksgiving. 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:35.520 You can askhole man, I can shout off to the 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:37.360 niggas to show up the people's creab just to get 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:40.199 place to go home with. This is not a I'm 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:43.600 people nigga? What's wrong with that? You want to see people? Now, 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:46.640 that's the whole one. I'm gonna tell you what pisces 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:49.240 me off door and more than anything else, you open 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.679 your home up to someone you obviously want them like, 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.280 at least be a little bit at least be a 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:56.480 little bit subtle and smooth with it. Don't just come 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:58.760 in and be like, grab you a paper plate and 0:09:58.840 --> 0:10:01.760 start stacking ship. See them them people? You gotta have 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:04.600 a stack limit. You can only stack like a minimum. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:07.880 You just sat cooking enough. No, no that you have 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.120 to you have to matter. You have to put rules 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:12.280 on people's daughters. Say no more than the two plate, 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:16.760 three plate leading stay because that's it. That's our food. Eat. 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:22.079 Nobody want to keep I do. I eat it all 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:24.520 the next that week, I fuck macaroni and cheese up, 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:26.640 yams up. I'll put me some ship in the microwave, 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:28.760 and it's the best ship ever. Sometimes macroni and cheese 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:33.080 taste even better. The older get yeah with it. Yeah 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.559 you do, bro, because I don't think you've never met 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:40.719 anybody who's never had leftover some Thanksgiving because they're going 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:42.640 in two or three days now, and I need that 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:44.800 to beat me. I'm not My whole thing is this, bro. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:47.840 People that come over, I'll call them use a month. 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:51.600 I got a name a month. Use a month. He's 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:53.719 a use a month. They come over, they want to 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:55.599 eat your food up, drink up all your ship, and 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.880 go home. And they just got else and they don't 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:01.320 bring nothing. My thing list. At least bring a loaf 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:03.079 of bread or a thing of soda. And looked like 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.040 you brought something to the table. Don't just come over 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.280 you know what. You know what I'm gonna tell you. 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:09.840 I'm gonna tell you some crazy ship right you probably 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:12.120 one of the people you you lokey. What's wrong with 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.480 society right now? I swear to God, I was thinking 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.240 that in my mind because I don't want to feed 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.640 the whole world. No, because you want the optics instead 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:23.920 of just some authentic ship. No, that's not true. Steel. 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:26.200 You just say you at least it looks like you're contributing, 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:29.680 even if you're not. That's what you So the problem is, Listen, 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.600 you said bring a loaf of bread, So at least 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:34.200 at least it looks like you're you're bringing something, right 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:38.000 at least? Yeah, okay, But what I'm saying is those 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:41.679 are optics. That's not actual benef that's not actually beneficial 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:44.839 to anybody. You know. The thing? You know, though, if 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:48.040 you bring something, it shows that you care and don't 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:52.160 bring Listen, I've invited y'all have always been day. It's 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:56.040 called thanksgiving, bro, What the fun? How many times if 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.040 I make you a pie or some ship like that, 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:02.559 if you ask me to do that, call giving dog? 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:06.000 It's some people that it's my food. I want to 0:12:06.080 --> 0:12:08.079 all my food is my food. I want to keep 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:10.560 my food for a couple of weeks. I make all 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:13.280 this ships so people can enjoy theirselves. Bro, but I 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.240 don't want to using months come over. I want them 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:18.079 to enjoy themselves too much? No, not too much? Do 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:20.440 they haven't earned that right? Still? What do you want? 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:22.480 What do you want? You want to human interaction? You 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:24.760 want them to come over? Like, yeah, I want you 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:28.160 want to see this? If I'm like, here it over 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:30.040 in glasses, we don't get to hang out like we 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:31.480 used to hang out. So if I don't like the 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:33.080 little bro, here it over, I want you to least 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.840 kill for thirty minutes my nigga talk, then you can. 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:38.760 Can you grab you some plates and go home? Limit 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:42.440 what I'm saying? No, here your family? So y'all got 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.520 your fire plate limit? You'all can take five places? Cool? 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.480 What do you get too? Plates? Based on what you 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.680 just said? So if I come over for thirty minutes, 0:12:51.160 --> 0:12:55.000 m that's all you want, that's all I want? That's 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:59.480 all I required. So that does the time fluctuate depending 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:02.760 on who the this? Yeah? Yeah it does? Okay, So 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.320 if it's glad at least an hour. If it's you here, 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:10.200 I'll expect no hour at the YouTube ahead of time. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:12.680 That they have a time requirement for their walk through. 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:17.959 They should just n they should just know. They just 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:21.800 know what it sound like a woman, right, That didn't 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:26.719 sound like a woman. That's a very manly requirement. I'm 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:28.360 gonna tell you what my pops used to do. Dog 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:31.800 my step pops. My auntie was walking out. She was 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:33.760 a using mon she was walking in there, go come home. Well, 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:35.160 I'll see y'all live. I'm about to go to the man. 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:37.120 My daddy slept all them plates out of her hand. 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:42.599 She's Thanksgiving, man. This Thanksgiving not not a damn not 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:45.160 a damn restaurant. It's not a buffet, bro, It's not 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:47.959 no pick up ship like this. When you just pick 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:51.079 up some place and leaves. What if they paid you 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:54.319 for the plate? Would you care that you can't pay 0:13:54.360 --> 0:14:00.319 for this plate? It's priceless. It's the principle. Well, what 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:02.959 the fuck. I'm gonna tell you too. If I catch 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:05.640 you stealing poes, you'll be banned. You gotta one year band. 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:10.600 You get cast with my brother in law and coming. Yeah, yeah, 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.680 because I'm a little cool. If you don't ask how 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:16.400 many good things they are. Still they can't sunk with 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:20.400 me over their house. What are you talking about? They 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:22.160 can go over their house, they can't come over. Mind 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.800 doing that stealing ship if you're stealing bread or something. 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:29.240 If you need to pre bands himself and he just 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:32.720 don't come anyway, well that's cool too. You said that's 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:34.760 not cool. You want to come over and frat. Now 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:39.160 it's like this. It's like this. You don't have a 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:41.160 requirement to come over, but if you do, you're gonna 0:14:41.200 --> 0:14:45.440 follow my rules. Your rules as a want play minimum 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:48.920 on Thanksgiving, says A one place. I said, it depends 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:50.840 on who you are. If you haven't happen you know what, 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:53.720 if you haven't Handley just coming and eating up every 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.160 damn thing, because see, I'm gonna tell you about certain niggas, 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:58.760 then come over and eat them a nice hardy meal. 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:00.840 But still want to take mo And it's like, damn, 0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:03.480 my nigga, still don't. I don't know if this is 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:07.040 your podcast personality, but every time I listen to you 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:09.440 on the podcast, I almost think I'm like, I don't 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:12.840 know this nigga. No, that's just because I treat all 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:17.000 my friends good. I'm not dude. I'll give your shirt 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:18.880 off my back, you know that. But I'm not gonna 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:23.480 let you just suck my dagger turkey wings. I will 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:25.120 give the nigga some turkey she you know, I'll let 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:28.440 people take food. I'm just saying. Because head tell this 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:32.640 nigga how he sounds right now, I think I'll be crazy. Bro, 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:38.080 I'm gonna tell you this. That's everybody's pet peeved. Because 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:40.120 I'm gonna tell you this. It ain't usually just one person. 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:42.360 It's usually five or six people to just stack and 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.720 plate something, and they slick about it. They start up 0:15:44.720 --> 0:15:46.440 packing up one they had wrapped up at some four 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.560 of them and then they take something to that niggaive 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:50.400 sitting at home that don't want to go nowhere because 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.000 he got shipped going on, but he want to play. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:54.640 He couldn't come over and grace this with his president 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:56.520 wishes and happy things getting but he want to play 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.120 though you can't know. You can't get the benefits, bro, 0:15:59.240 --> 0:16:02.760 just have have the case too. You can't have your 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:05.480 cake and eat the too. Brodn't work like that. What 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:08.160 are you talking about? The funk is going on? You 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:14.120 are a heathen still you just emotional, bro. And and 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.440 and I'm gonna tell you this another pet peep of mind. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:19.680 If we're seeing grace, don't be over there picking in 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.000 your plate. You're being disrespectful. Now you gotta get a 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:24.560 God in his time. Give him this thirty and seconds. 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:26.640 And I'm gonna tell you it's a minimum to prayer. 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:29.080 To dog, it's the right time for prayer too. And 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:33.640 I tell my people this. I got a brother and 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:35.920 he wanted to say our long prayers before we eat. 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:37.480 Man and nig had been on start to death. By 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:39.280 the time he gets finished, I'm like, man, you're waiting 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:40.800 for God to come back and something. You're gonna talk 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:47.640 to me? Come all this food. It might take longer prayers, man, 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:52.320 all the takes. I'll tell you this right here. God 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.240 is great. God is good. Thank you for the food 0:16:54.280 --> 0:17:00.240 we eat. Amen, God to send you to Oh what 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:03.560 if I'm not religious, Well, if you're not religious, you 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:05.240 have a right to opt out, but you would not 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.800 be touching your fake plate though. That's the whole thing 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:09.760 you have. If I'm not religious and I opt out, 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.440 the purpose of me opting out is to touch my plate. No, 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:15.919 because everybody starts at the same time. You can out. 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:18.200 You can sit there and just keep your eyes open. 0:17:18.240 --> 0:17:20.280 You don't have to close your eyes. It's hard to 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:22.720 eat mac and cheese. Name, why is it? Why do 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:25.560 everybody got to start at the same time, Because that's 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:31.360 just how it is, bro, bro, just to eat mac 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:33.639 and cheese and see it should be rules even with 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:35.520 mac and cheese. If you can't cook mac and cheese, 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:37.600 don't make mac and cheese because I've had some horrible 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:39.919 mac and cheese. Okay, so we're gonna start right here. 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:43.639 So on the scale of one to ten, where does 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:47.440 mac and cheese rate as a Thanksgiving food? Ten? Definitely, 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:51.200 especially in our culture and our households. Man, mac and cheese. 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:53.280 If the nigga ain't got mac and cheese at Thanksgiving 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:56.520 the Christmas dog, something's wrong with them. You should not 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:58.919 to have mac and cheese. You should leave impeediately. If 0:17:58.920 --> 0:18:00.880 I go over somebody's house, ain't got mac and cheese, 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:03.520 I'm bouncing though. How many cheeses is required for you 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:05.920 still to eat somebody else's mac and cheese? Well, I'll 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:08.199 make mine, good. Dog. They can't be cheap with it, dog. 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:09.920 You need at least three to five different times. It 0:18:09.960 --> 0:18:12.600 blends the cheese dog. You gotta have a sharp cheddar. 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:14.359 You gotta have a mole cheddar. You gotta have some 0:18:14.520 --> 0:18:16.960 velveta up in there. You gotta have a little bit 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:21.120 of what some other one the one age cheese. It's 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:23.160 like you gotta put an aged cheddar up in their dog. 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:24.720 You have to have it right. You have to have 0:18:24.840 --> 0:18:26.800 butter up in their dog. You gotta have it right, bro. 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:29.400 You gotta put the right amount of AG's not too much, 0:18:29.480 --> 0:18:31.440 as I can tell when people don't over egged. Some 0:18:31.560 --> 0:18:34.480 people over e need one egg and just take the 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:36.200 white out dog. Don'na be lazy with it. You don't 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:38.760 need the yoga. They need the whites. Do you like 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:42.119 the crust of the top of your bar cheese? You 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:45.200 have to have you have to have a chart, and 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:47.960 it has to be bubbling. The macaroni and cheese is done, 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:49.760 broke when you see a bubbling at the top and 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:51.680 it's burnt a little bit, like you see the brown, 0:18:51.800 --> 0:18:54.240 like the perfect brown, like the really oranges brown in there. 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:56.320 Bro that's when it's perfect and it's bubbling and stuff 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:59.239 like that. That's when it's right. Though. Seeing a lot 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:01.400 of people make the white macaroni and cheese. But I'm 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:03.720 talking about dog out the box stuff that tastes just 0:19:03.800 --> 0:19:05.639 like they're gonna put some powder or something that. Bro, 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:08.280 that's not real macaroni and cheese. Don't you should throw 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:11.159 that ship in the trash. So you ain't a craft 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:14.240 So craft couldn't sponsor your podcast. You know what crafic 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:15.760 is sponsored because I do. You know what I do 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:18.240 eat craft if I'm in a hurry. But I always 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:20.800 add my own seasons to craft. Like if I do something, 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:22.960 I always put my couple of mons. I need some 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:25.639 sharp and I need some mild cheddaring in there. So 0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:29.440 you said crafts Bland is not good enough for you. Nothing, 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:32.360 It's not better than mine. It's maybe for mass consumption, 0:19:32.400 --> 0:19:34.560 that's what it's for. Something quick if you're being lazy 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:36.440 and don't want to really cook. But see, I love 0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:38.680 my family, so I cook them real ship. I don't 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:40.520 cook them no out the box ship. Bro, what are 0:19:40.560 --> 0:19:45.479 you talking about? I'm talking about macaroni and cheese. That's 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:49.040 the most seriousness and that's that's that's the that's the piece. 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:52.120 That and mashed potatoes. Dog sets the outlay off. That's 0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:53.520 not true, but I'm gonna let you get that off 0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:58.840 right now. Head. Macaroni and cheese is integral. It's a 0:19:58.920 --> 0:20:01.520 must have you gotta have. I mean, in the black household, 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:03.920 you gotta have mac and cheese for Thanksgiving. If you don't, 0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:07.080 it's damn their criminal criminal unless y'all are vegan or 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:12.560 you sucking with people who vegan that vegan cheese. If 0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:15.760 I don't, bro, don't macaroni. Bro, stop doing that. That's 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:18.960 just not cool. You should leave if you're a vegan, dude, 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:21.600 you you you just secluded from eating real macaroni and cheese. 0:20:21.640 --> 0:20:23.920 Just go with it. Something else. Yeah, just stop. I 0:20:24.040 --> 0:20:27.240 hate vegan everything that ship. See. My wife is vegan 0:20:27.320 --> 0:20:29.080