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Speaker 1: you know that? I did not know that. That's interesting?

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Speaker 1: Is it because they can't stand us for that long

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Speaker 1: because we get into more intimate conversations on this show.

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Speaker 1: As you're about to hear with a topic from Danielle

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Speaker 1: that's on the way. So I cannot tell you who

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Speaker 1: is around the fifteen minute Morning Show desk because a

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Speaker 1: little behind the scenes action. I've been in Santa Fe

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Speaker 1: all week. You know, someone was actually texting in yesterday saying,

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Speaker 1: not in New York. No one's trying to fool anyway.

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Speaker 1: We're just here to do a show. How can we

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Speaker 1: have to be in one place? We don't I know

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Speaker 1: what they think we're it's trickery. I like the way

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Speaker 1: show podcasts only, though not on the speaking of dropping nuggets,

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Speaker 1: We're about to get into that, I promise you. But look,

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Speaker 1: you know, as long as we deliver a show, we're

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Speaker 1: not here. We're not lying about anything. But people think scandal.

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Speaker 1: How tell you? How tell you say that New York?

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Speaker 1: I never said I was in New York? All right, well, whatever,

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Speaker 1: the fifteen minute morning show desk? It is Gandhi and

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Speaker 1: Brody and Greg T and myself, Danielle and Nathaniel and Scary.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get going, go Danielle. So we have

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Speaker 1: a little bathroom in the hallway right, It's like a

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Speaker 1: I don't understand why. When I walk in there almost

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Speaker 1: in here to clean before they can use this. Daniel,

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Speaker 1: you definitely know it's it's from a like a an

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Speaker 1: certain parts, if you don't wash them, they goal stink.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a medical disorder, and that's why they're

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Speaker 1: What's extra scary about that? And Daniel described it. Bathroom

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Speaker 1: like with a sensor. The problem is, you can't courtesy flush.

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Speaker 1: A match effects your questions. A courtesy flush, Oh, it's

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Speaker 1: make sure everything's gone by the way. Man interrupt the

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Speaker 1: to touch on everyone who does a pre flush. I am,

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Speaker 1: How are you hitting the side of the bold every day?

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Speaker 1: It's a tactic? How often does get backed up? Scary? Scary?

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Speaker 1: don't clean toilets. They have to clean themselves. Want everything

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Speaker 1: make sure we tag it with a This is disgusting

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Speaker 1: If you hear Taurus, yeah I don't yeh mp on

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Speaker 1: the horoscope on the on the horoscopes, when you hear Taurus,

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Speaker 1: later just to see what happened. But I question, please

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Speaker 1: let me go. What do I want to go with you.

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Speaker 1: Why do people feel the need to send us pictures

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Speaker 1: one time, I gotta go green because I've never seen

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Speaker 1: remember when it was. It was. I remember you showing

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Speaker 1: remember tea, Yes, that's what you said. I believe you

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Speaker 1: But I kicked open the door and I took a picture.

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Speaker 1: I've only ever seen one poop pick and that was

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Speaker 1: this show? Yeah, you told me the poo was supposed

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Speaker 1: to look like a Stellodoro S cookie. Yes it is.

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Speaker 1: the urinal next to another guy neither all on? He goes, yeah, great,

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Speaker 1: Would you do it? Yes? No, I couldn't be next

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Speaker 1: and share it and pe together. No, I don't do that.

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