1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome back to 2 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: the show, fellow Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, as always so 3 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: much for tuning in. Let's hear for our super producer, 4 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: mister Max Williams. 5 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,920 Speaker 2: Has a has a uh huh. 6 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,159 Speaker 1: Yes, zoom zoom zoom. That's mister Noel Brown. They call 7 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: me Ben bowling around this neck of the global woods. 8 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 2: Indeed they do. And boy, oh boy, do we have 9 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 2: a bit of a follow up for you today, also 10 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 2: from the mighty mental coffers of our research associate Exchurinair, 11 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 2: Jeff the G Train Bartlet, Jeff the g Sauce G 12 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 2: Love and Special Trained Sauce. 13 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: What is it? 14 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 2: Gene Factor Unit factor G is. 15 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:12,679 Speaker 1: What is what Jeff has has chosen as his hallowed. 16 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm making a bit out of it. 17 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: Oh, it's fantastic. We love Gene Unit. 18 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,680 Speaker 2: Wasn't that fifty cents crew? 19 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: Gregorian? Yeah? G Unit is fifty cents crew of of old. 20 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,679 Speaker 2: Speaking of fifty cent have you seen the new Happy 21 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:30,960 Speaker 2: Gilmour movie? 22 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: I have not. 23 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 2: No, Yeah, it's some people are not super fond of it, 24 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 2: but it does have a pretty funny cameo from Eminem 25 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:42,960 Speaker 2: who apparently introduced the world to fifty cent very well. 26 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: Yes, and if you have tuned into our earlier episode 27 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:51,559 Speaker 1: this week, you know that we already had a very 28 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 1: strange exploration of the origin of the current calendar. The 29 00:01:56,280 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: Gregorian calendar. It's the one that everybody used, is for 30 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: international coordination. So if it's the reason someone can say 31 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: Wednesday in Kazakhstan and there still also be a Wednesday 32 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,919 Speaker 1: in July in Kazakhstan, and someone in the US can 33 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: agree there is a July and there is a Wednesday. 34 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:23,959 Speaker 1: But as we alluded to, the Gregorian calendar, despite being 35 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 1: the de facto world's calendar, is far from the only 36 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:38,080 Speaker 1: calendar still in use. People are going to use the 37 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: Gregorian calendar for all kinds of things, but then for 38 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:45,119 Speaker 1: all sorts of other reasons they may use other calendars. 39 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: And some of the most famous and well known alternate 40 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: calendars we could call them, come from religious beliefs. Maybe 41 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: we start with the Hebrew calendar. 42 00:02:55,600 --> 00:03:00,399 Speaker 2: We must. Both the Gregorian and the Hebrew calendar are 43 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 2: used in surprise, surprise, Israel, but secular activities and schedulings 44 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,440 Speaker 2: are measured using the Gregorian calendar. 45 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, so this would be like your school holidays, your 46 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 1: business meetings, a lot of birthday celebrations, Grigorian calendar stuff. Festivals, however, 47 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 1: are determined by the Hebrew calendar, and there's usually going 48 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 1: to be a Jewish holiday every month in that calendar. 49 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 1: This calendar also determines the Torah portion of each Shabbat. 50 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 1: In addition, it's used to plan memorial services when a 51 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: loved one passes. The Hebrew calendar is heavily influenced by 52 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: the Jewish exile in Babylon in the sixth century BCE. 53 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,760 Speaker 2: And just out of my own curiosity, I just want 54 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 2: to clarify that a Torah portion just refers to the 55 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:55,520 Speaker 2: readings that are selected for those particular chabots. 56 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:59,200 Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, absolutely so. According to the Bible, there were 57 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: ten months of thirty days each before this exile. There 58 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 1: are only four months in the Bible a Ev which 59 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: means spring, Zev, Ethane, and. 60 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 2: Bull, which are like these are seasons. We still have these, 61 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 2: We just refer to them as seasons rather than months. 62 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, we know that calendar days in the Gregorian system 63 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 1: are measured differently than calendar days in the Hebrew system. 64 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:27,160 Speaker 2: Correct. According to the Hebrew calendar sunsets starts the day. 65 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 2: We talked a little bit about this in the previous episode. 66 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 2: So soon as the sun sets on Friday evening, Shabat 67 00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 2: begins and as soon as the sunsets Shabat ends. 68 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: And the Jewish calendar has its own system of months, 69 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,320 Speaker 1: we don't need to list them all for you because 70 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 1: we will get in over our heads very quickly. We 71 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: say that with deep respect. So we do have the 72 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,919 Speaker 1: entirety of the breakdown and the list and how it 73 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:02,040 Speaker 1: coordinates with the Gregor calendar, how you'd interpret it through 74 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,400 Speaker 1: the Gregorian system. But the thing you need to know 75 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 1: is that these are different calendars. The people who practice 76 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 1: both of these calendars do constantly have to compare and 77 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:18,719 Speaker 1: contrast them. The length of the months, for instance, chez 78 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 1: Vaon and Kislev, they're determined by these pretty sophisticated calculations 79 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: that are all meant to make sure Rashashana falls. 80 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,600 Speaker 2: On the right day. Yeah, so they're using those high 81 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 2: holy days as benchmarks to hit. The Jewish calendar is 82 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:40,320 Speaker 2: a lunar calendar, with each month beginning with the new moon. 83 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:45,839 Speaker 2: And the problem, however, with you holding a strictly lunar 84 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 2: calendar is that there are approximately twelve point four lunar 85 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 2: months in each solar year. So a twelve month cycle 86 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,839 Speaker 2: or twelve month calendar is just a little bit too short, 87 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,839 Speaker 2: and that's when you start really getting those hiccups in 88 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 2: offsets of time. 89 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,479 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're in a real Goldilocks parable. So, as he said, 90 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: an old twelvemonth calendar a little too short, thirteen month 91 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:15,279 Speaker 1: calendar a little too long. And if we hold to 92 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 1: either of those calendars absolutely, then the year will drift 93 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: in relation to the season. So it's the same problem 94 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:28,840 Speaker 1: we saw in the Julian calendar. So for example, if 95 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: we're only using a twelvemonth lunar calendar, the Hebrew calendar's 96 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,840 Speaker 1: month of Nissan, which is supposed to occur in the spring, 97 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 1: would eventually fall back to the winter, the fall, and 98 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:45,360 Speaker 1: then the summer. And this is a huge deal. It's 99 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,800 Speaker 1: something you want to avoid because most holidays and festivals 100 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,479 Speaker 1: have traditionally been tied to the seasons as well as 101 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:57,359 Speaker 1: to the dates during which they're celebrated. So if we 102 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 1: go to the fourth century, we meet a guy named 103 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,480 Speaker 1: I Lelle the second who said he was going to 104 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:03,040 Speaker 1: fix it. 105 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 2: Yep, and he created a remedied a Jewish calendar in 106 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 2: which the month of Adar is repeated every third, sixth, eighth, eleventh, fourteenth, seventeenth, 107 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:19,320 Speaker 2: and nineteenth year in a nineteen year cycle. These are 108 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 2: just words that I'm saying to you in order for 109 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:28,440 Speaker 2: Passover to always occur during the month of Nissan, while 110 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 2: the Jewish New Year happens during the month of Tisstree. 111 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, did you hear me? Under my breath? They say, 112 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 1: here we go. 113 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,800 Speaker 2: Because we're here, We're there. 114 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 1: Someone said what about the twelfth and they were hellled 115 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,080 Speaker 1: the second and said get him out of here. 116 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, this does not sound like a fix to me. 117 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:50,880 Speaker 1: That sounds absurd, But you nailed it absolutely when you said, hey, 118 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,720 Speaker 1: this is because of the purpose of the calendar. All 119 00:07:54,800 --> 00:08:01,160 Speaker 1: these fixes are to ensure the correct commemoration celebration of 120 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 1: these holy days. Also, so that's why we have a blend. 121 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,000 Speaker 1: And I love a blend. 122 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 2: Love a blend. No, No one more than Ben loves 123 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 2: a blend. No, what's your what's your favorite fabric blend? 124 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:22,160 Speaker 2: I'm like a rayon cotton kind of guy myself. 125 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 1: I like that. I like a rayon cotton. Gosh, I 126 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,680 Speaker 1: don't know, you're asking someone with synaesthesia. That's gonna take forever. 127 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,000 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, get back to us. 128 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, let's get back to the calendar. So 129 00:08:33,559 --> 00:08:39,600 Speaker 1: there's also a different kind of origin point or starting 130 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 1: point for this calendar. The year number on the Hebrew 131 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:49,199 Speaker 1: calendar represents the number of years since the creation of humanity, 132 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: and that is calculated by adding up the ages of 133 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:55,560 Speaker 1: people in the Bible all the way back to the 134 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 1: time of creation. 135 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 2: Stop it. That's who it is that talk about arbitrary. 136 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:07,600 Speaker 1: Well, it depends on how solid the calculations are and 137 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:12,840 Speaker 1: how literally or figuratively we interpret the ages of people 138 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,040 Speaker 1: in the Bible, you know what I mean. 139 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:19,080 Speaker 2: So that we're talking about the ages of humans represented 140 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,200 Speaker 2: in the Bible, the number of years they're meant to 141 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:26,480 Speaker 2: have been, that just seems so odd to choose that metric. 142 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 2: But I guess you got to choose something. Isn't that 143 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:29,040 Speaker 2: kind of what it amounts to? 144 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:31,560 Speaker 1: You do have to choose something. Yeah, if you want 145 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:36,440 Speaker 1: an origin point, and you also have to figure out 146 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:42,320 Speaker 1: how much importance and trust you place in this religious text, 147 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:46,199 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? This doesn't necessarily mean the 148 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:51,400 Speaker 1: universe overall has only existed for five seven hundred years 149 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:56,200 Speaker 1: in change. Many people who practice Judaism, including Orthodox Jews, 150 00:09:56,280 --> 00:10:01,679 Speaker 1: will readily acknowledge that the first six days of creation 151 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 1: are not necessarily twenty four hour days. 152 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 2: He was still figuring it out. 153 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:11,720 Speaker 1: There were still yet, they were still in the ideation brainstorming. 154 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,400 Speaker 2: Phase, spitballing. 155 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:16,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, the argument here does seem pretty logical. It's the 156 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 1: idea that before the sun was created on the fourth 157 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 1: wish Wish Day, twenty four hour day as a concept 158 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 1: would be meaningless. 159 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,400 Speaker 2: That is very true. 160 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: Ben right, that's not all right idea, But I the lot. 161 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:38,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, God, God was a smart fellow. So 162 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:43,200 Speaker 2: let's move on to the Hindu calendar, the Indian calendar 163 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:47,880 Speaker 2: that operates in three major forms, all in parallel, and 164 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:51,840 Speaker 2: that's apart from the Islamic calendar, which is used by 165 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:56,080 Speaker 2: Indian Muslims. So the Gregorian calendar is the default calendar 166 00:10:56,120 --> 00:11:01,320 Speaker 2: again for non religious purposes. However, the d national calendar 167 00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:05,080 Speaker 2: is used by the government. It seemed problematic if you're 168 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:08,560 Speaker 2: trying to sink things up with the rest of the 169 00:11:08,559 --> 00:11:11,080 Speaker 2: world and several Hindu calendars as well. 170 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:15,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly so. Again we see this hybrid approach for 171 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:19,400 Speaker 1: people on the ground. If you have a zoom call 172 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:24,560 Speaker 1: for your business, you're scheduling that with a Gregorian calendar. 173 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:27,600 Speaker 1: If you have a zoom call for government purposes, it's 174 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,880 Speaker 1: on the Indian National calendar, and which. 175 00:11:30,679 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 2: To be clear, isn't the same as the Gregorian calendar, 176 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:35,600 Speaker 2: which sure was a misreading. Okay, yeah, different things. 177 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: And if you are a celebrating religious holiday, you would 178 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,960 Speaker 1: use a Hindu calendar. The Hindu calendar, as we understand 179 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,960 Speaker 1: it was developed in antiquity by various scholars on the 180 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:52,520 Speaker 1: Indian subcontinent, so multiple people contributed to this over time. 181 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:58,480 Speaker 1: We know the earliest mention of this reckoning of time 182 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,800 Speaker 1: can be found in the Veda, which date back as 183 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:05,120 Speaker 1: far as twelve hundred BCE, So it's. 184 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,200 Speaker 2: They've been very important religious text. 185 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,959 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes, absolutely, they've been workshopping this for quite 186 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 1: a while. And just like other calendars, this system is 187 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:16,120 Speaker 1: based on the motion of the moon. 188 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:19,880 Speaker 2: Correct, the lunar year is made up of three hundred 189 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,599 Speaker 2: and fifty four days. That's compared to three hundred and 190 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,400 Speaker 2: sixty five and a quarter days in the Gregorian calendar, 191 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:27,680 Speaker 2: which a kind of every time we say it's them ridiculous, 192 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,679 Speaker 2: which is of course based on the solar system, and 193 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 2: that gap increases to a month over a period of 194 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:37,439 Speaker 2: three years. So for that very reason, the Hindu lunar 195 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:41,840 Speaker 2: calendar has an extra month similar to the Jewish calendar 196 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:48,199 Speaker 2: every three years called adik Adik. During that month, very 197 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:54,160 Speaker 2: important religious events and going z ons like weddings are 198 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:56,320 Speaker 2: should be avoided. 199 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:59,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, and think about that too practical terms, Right, 200 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,160 Speaker 1: how are you going to celebrate your first few wedding 201 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:05,560 Speaker 1: anniversaries when the month you were married in doesn't exist? 202 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,079 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a tricky one. 203 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,319 Speaker 1: It's a tough one, right, More vibe based. 204 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 2: There we go. 205 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:16,880 Speaker 1: It also shows us an interesting difference in approach. Whereas 206 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:24,079 Speaker 1: Western clindrical systems tried to minimize discrepancies over time, you 207 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:29,240 Speaker 1: could argue the Hindu lunar calendar accelerated the pattern of 208 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:34,640 Speaker 1: discrepancy by building in a more frequent adjustment period. So 209 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,319 Speaker 1: we're not saying one's better than the other. We're just 210 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:41,200 Speaker 1: saying they never say that, right, They're approaching the same 211 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:47,000 Speaker 1: concern through very different ways. And the Hindu calendar system, 212 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:53,480 Speaker 1: by the way, folks, is so much more complex would 213 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:55,319 Speaker 1: be the right word than the Western calendar. 214 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:58,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, and this could be considered a feature, 215 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:04,640 Speaker 2: not a bug. It offers a very precise, multi dimensional 216 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 2: approach to the structuring of time, and it combines a 217 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 2: lot of different layers of information, including lunar days, solar days, 218 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,320 Speaker 2: lunar months, solar months, and the movement of the Sun 219 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:20,240 Speaker 2: and moon in relation to other celestial bodies, as well 220 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:25,440 Speaker 2: as other spans of time that are defined by astronomy. 221 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:31,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, they said, we're gonna take everything into account, whereas 222 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:35,920 Speaker 1: the humble Western calendar is built around two primary units 223 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,600 Speaker 1: of time, solar days and solar years. 224 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 2: Bit of a dummy calendar compared, it's. 225 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,400 Speaker 1: A bit of a passage of the heavens for dummies. Yes, 226 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,840 Speaker 1: to complicate things a little bit more. If you guys 227 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,800 Speaker 1: heard about If you guys are just learning about this 228 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 1: and you're saying, hey, I wish this was more confusing. 229 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,640 Speaker 1: There's also not one single Hindu calendar, which is why 230 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 1: you've been hearing us refer to it in the plural. 231 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:05,200 Speaker 1: Sometimes each country and region uses its own variant and 232 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:10,280 Speaker 1: interpretation of this ancient system. The Indian national calendar we 233 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:16,040 Speaker 1: mentioned earlier, was standardized since nineteen fifty seven, also known 234 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: as the Sokka calendar, and it represents only one of 235 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,920 Speaker 1: the many variations of the Hindu calendar. So again, you 236 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:29,600 Speaker 1: could be a practicing Hindu in this part of the world, 237 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: and you could follow the Indian national calendar with its 238 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,400 Speaker 1: Hindu influence, and then you could follow the Gregorian calendar 239 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,240 Speaker 1: for business, and then you could follow your family or 240 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 1: community's own personal Hindu calendar, which may be a little different. 241 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:47,640 Speaker 2: I'll take passage of time for dummies, please. 242 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 1: Right right, It's a looney solar calendar. 243 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,920 Speaker 2: Luni and lunar. And speaking of those things, or at 244 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,400 Speaker 2: least one the lunar part, why don't we move on 245 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:01,600 Speaker 2: to the Chinese lunar calendar, which you may or may 246 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:02,160 Speaker 2: not have heard of. 247 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 1: Love it, love it. It is essentially a lunar calendar. 248 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,800 Speaker 1: As you said, modern day China, like so many other countries, 249 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:15,400 Speaker 1: heavily relies on the Gregorian calendar. But this traditional lunar 250 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:19,280 Speaker 1: calendar is still our go to authority on when to 251 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:24,080 Speaker 1: celebrate things like the lantern festival, when to fined it auspacial, 252 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,680 Speaker 1: this New Year, yeah, Chinese New Year, When to find 253 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:31,280 Speaker 1: an auspicious date for a wedding, a funeral, moving anything. 254 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:35,360 Speaker 1: You can imagine. This calendar has twelve months or twenty 255 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 1: nine or thirty days, and each of them begins on 256 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 1: the first day of a new moon. And then if 257 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:45,240 Speaker 1: you need to correct the calendar drift, you just add 258 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,240 Speaker 1: a leap month. When a leap month now, well, they 259 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,680 Speaker 1: had a leap month in the earlier in the Indian 260 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,280 Speaker 1: calendar too. 261 00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 2: I guess that's true. That's true. We got leap months 262 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,600 Speaker 2: rather than days that are Yeah, of course that's exactly right. Then, 263 00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:59,480 Speaker 2: but that is the first time I think we've seen 264 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,960 Speaker 2: it referred to as a leap month. 265 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,600 Speaker 1: I think also just added as needed. They have a 266 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:08,880 Speaker 1: little willy nilly ad hoc. It feels like a great 267 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,320 Speaker 1: way to get out of meetings. 268 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,760 Speaker 2: By the way, it sure does. Just add a leap 269 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,119 Speaker 2: month in each of these months can be referred to. 270 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:18,680 Speaker 2: A month of the Chinese calendar can be referred to 271 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:22,119 Speaker 2: by an animal name or a number that corresponds to 272 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:25,520 Speaker 2: hours of the day as well gues. It's another super 273 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:31,000 Speaker 2: layered calendar as well as the zodiac cycle, and in 274 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:34,399 Speaker 2: order of occurrence, animals are again, these are pretty popular 275 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:38,200 Speaker 2: in Western culture as well, the rat, the ox, the tiger, 276 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:41,200 Speaker 2: the hare, the snake, the dragon, the horse, the sheep, 277 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:44,240 Speaker 2: the monkey, the foul, the dog, and the pig. And 278 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,920 Speaker 2: aren't there like you can be like a metal pig. 279 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:52,080 Speaker 2: There's like different add ons to each of these animal 280 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,160 Speaker 2: deities as well. 281 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, and this is something that's really common in a 282 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,000 Speaker 1: lot of our favorite restaurants here in the United States 283 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:03,159 Speaker 1: who might get a placement with the Chinese horoscopes on it, right, 284 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 1: and then you'll be able to calculate based on not 285 00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:11,159 Speaker 1: just your month of birth, but also the year. So 286 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:15,000 Speaker 1: you know, Western astrology will typically after twelve once upon 287 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:18,960 Speaker 1: a time, thirteen sun signs and those are all based 288 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:23,680 Speaker 1: on a specific period of rising signs right right in 289 00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:27,240 Speaker 1: the Chinese calendar. It's not just based on the month, 290 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:30,600 Speaker 1: it's also based on the year you're born. And it's 291 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,760 Speaker 1: pretty interesting stuff. 292 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:34,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, And there are different versions of this as well, 293 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:39,320 Speaker 2: even within the region. We see different variations in Vietnam 294 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,040 Speaker 2: and Korea as well as the Ryuku Islands. 295 00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:46,200 Speaker 1: We mentioned the zodiac system. One other thing to know 296 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 1: is that in this twelve year zodiac cycle, each year 297 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:55,040 Speaker 1: is assigned an animal. Each animal is associated with a 298 00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:59,800 Speaker 1: personality that is supposed to be representative of the year 299 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,040 Speaker 1: and those born during that year. So, for instance, as 300 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:08,119 Speaker 1: we're recording here in twenty twenty five, this is the 301 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 1: year of the snake. 302 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,160 Speaker 2: Watch out, watch you right. 303 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, the story goes that the Jade Emperor, once upon 304 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,640 Speaker 1: a time declared the first animal to cross a river 305 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:25,000 Speaker 1: will be the first in the calendar. The second r arbitrary. Yeah, 306 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:29,640 Speaker 1: the second animal will be second. And then you guys 307 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,760 Speaker 1: get the pattern I'm putting down, and they were like, yes, Emperor. 308 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,480 Speaker 2: Okay the rest. So yeah, this is a parable Of course, 309 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:39,720 Speaker 2: there was the cat and the rat who asked the 310 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 2: ox for a little little bit of a piggyback ride. 311 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,960 Speaker 2: This is like the tortoise and the hair situation where 312 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 2: the squarey ox reached the bank and then the crafty 313 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,760 Speaker 2: rat pushed the cat into. 314 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:53,639 Speaker 1: The river and then the rat jumps off the ox, 315 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,240 Speaker 1: and that's how the rat gets to be first because 316 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,879 Speaker 1: he's a cheater. And then the tiger comes after the 317 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,959 Speaker 1: who's followed by the rabbit. And then the rabbit has 318 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,720 Speaker 1: this adventure kind of like Frogger, jumping from rock to 319 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,720 Speaker 1: rock and leaps on a log that gets blown to 320 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:12,480 Speaker 1: the shore. Then the dragon shows up, and the dragon, Look, 321 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:17,560 Speaker 1: the interpretation of reptilian creatures is way different in Chinese mythology. 322 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,199 Speaker 1: So the snake's not necessarily bad. Neither is the dragon. 323 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:25,200 Speaker 2: Well, the dragon doesn't give them right like he's got 324 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:29,639 Speaker 2: he's out there dragoning, you know, like controlling the laws 325 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,080 Speaker 2: of nature and whatnots because of him that the rabbit's 326 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,000 Speaker 2: little log got blown ashore in the first place. So 327 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,760 Speaker 2: one could argue the dragon is kind of the Diosex 328 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,480 Speaker 2: Makina of the whole affair. 329 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:46,800 Speaker 1: One hundred percent. And also right, yes, yes, fusta, the 330 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,800 Speaker 1: dragon here is a good guy, is doing a little 331 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: bit of a rescue mission. This dragon has stopped to 332 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:57,520 Speaker 1: bring rain to a village. The snake takes sixth place. 333 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:02,000 Speaker 1: The horse shows up in seventh place. The rooster sometimes 334 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,639 Speaker 1: identified as the fowl as mentioned earlier, finds a raft 335 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,800 Speaker 1: and rides the raft with the monkey and the goat 336 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,240 Speaker 1: across the river. Yeah yeah, and so the goat is 337 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,119 Speaker 1: the eighth month, the monkey the ninth, the rooster of 338 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:14,520 Speaker 1: the tenth. 339 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,560 Speaker 2: Yep, what about the dog. The dog had distracted, didn't 340 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:22,840 Speaker 2: he He was splashing around picking up sticks and rocks 341 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,280 Speaker 2: just chasing his tail, not a care in the world. 342 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:29,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like watching golden retrievers try to race, you 343 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,520 Speaker 1: know what I mean, they're just having. 344 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:33,880 Speaker 2: Too much fun, they are. Yeah, why not? He did, however, 345 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 2: beat the pig. It was apparently wallowing in his own. 346 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,800 Speaker 1: Shit and stopped for a meal and then had a nap. 347 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:44,040 Speaker 2: Had a wallow, a meal, and a nap in that order. 348 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:48,359 Speaker 1: Classic Saturday. But even the pig did better than the cat. 349 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,560 Speaker 1: Here's where it takes a dark turn. When the rat 350 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:55,160 Speaker 1: pushed the cat into the river. The cat drowned. Save 351 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,159 Speaker 1: for the cat, it's a pretty interesting story. 352 00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:01,280 Speaker 2: I don't buy it cats are to go that would happen. Yeah, 353 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,600 Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess cats are freaked out by water, 354 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,240 Speaker 2: though we. 355 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,000 Speaker 1: Need to know a lot. 356 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, but the myth that cats can't swim, Cats are 357 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:10,040 Speaker 3: actually pretty competent swimmers. They hate it every second that 358 00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:12,240 Speaker 3: they're not. Also are actually kind of go at swimming 359 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:12,840 Speaker 3: because they get out. 360 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:17,600 Speaker 2: I mean the amazing animated film Flow for evidence. 361 00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:21,000 Speaker 1: Love it. Flow is so good. Or if you want 362 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:25,760 Speaker 1: to disassociate, just watch some YouTube clips of tigers swimming. 363 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,480 Speaker 2: I love that. 364 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,760 Speaker 1: Man, they're amazing tigers might be my favorite cats. Sorry, 365 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:34,000 Speaker 1: I'm apologizing to my own cats now, Oh no, they know, 366 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:38,760 Speaker 1: they know you. Yeah, we'll see. So uh. We know 367 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:42,520 Speaker 1: then that the Chinese calendar has this deep lore and 368 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:46,200 Speaker 1: as does the Chinese zodiac, they play a heavy role 369 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:49,880 Speaker 1: in modern Chinese life. This calendar also marks the country's 370 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:54,560 Speaker 1: biggest holiday. If you talk to any average Chinese national, 371 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,720 Speaker 1: they're going to know their zodiac, the sign under which 372 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 1: they were born. What they might I not know is 373 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,160 Speaker 1: that each side also matches a month of the year 374 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:07,760 Speaker 1: and a season of the year like the Western astrological signs. 375 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,000 Speaker 1: So it's interesting. But we're already you know, as we're continuing, 376 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:15,840 Speaker 1: we're seeing a pattern. A lot of these alternative calendars 377 00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:19,320 Speaker 1: are lunar based. So with that, since we've mentioned the 378 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,160 Speaker 1: Hebrew and the Chinese and the Hindu calendars, we've got 379 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:28,720 Speaker 1: to mention the amazing accomplishments of the Islamic calendar because 380 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,879 Speaker 1: they don't use leap months, they don't use leap days, 381 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,280 Speaker 1: they don't play that game. 382 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,560 Speaker 2: Much like the Dragon and the Chinese calendar, the Islamic 383 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,159 Speaker 2: calendar don't give it sh They don't care about the 384 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,240 Speaker 2: drifts they're fine with it. 385 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:52,840 Speaker 1: They embrace the drift. The named months slowly retrogress throughout 386 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:57,000 Speaker 1: the solar year, taking thirty two and a half years 387 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,639 Speaker 1: to reoccur at the same seasonal time. So there's a 388 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,040 Speaker 1: thirty two and a half year I guess. 389 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,040 Speaker 2: What could call it a drift cycle, but it repeats 390 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:09,480 Speaker 2: could on that period, and I fully support you doing so, Ben. 391 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:14,760 Speaker 2: It does still, however, have an important religious benchmark that 392 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,800 Speaker 2: it isn't necessarily trying to achieve or trying to get 393 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,720 Speaker 2: to work backwards to get to it just uses that 394 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,879 Speaker 2: as the start date of the whole damn thing. 395 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:29,800 Speaker 1: Right, Yes, yeah, the prophet Mohammad's prais Beyantoo journey from 396 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,879 Speaker 1: Meta to Medina, the Higeira, that's the start date of 397 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,520 Speaker 1: the calendar. And so in all modern Muslim countries as 398 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,800 Speaker 1: we know you will see the Islamic calendar often used 399 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:47,639 Speaker 1: for religious or ceremonial or personal spiritual purposes, and the 400 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:52,680 Speaker 1: Gregorian calendar is used for civil purposes. Like when we 401 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,840 Speaker 1: can say this, when we were in Cutter not too 402 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,280 Speaker 1: long ago, just like everybody else in the region, people 403 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,960 Speaker 1: are using the Gregorian calendar. But then when you go 404 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,600 Speaker 1: to the mosque or when you enter certain holy sites. 405 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,000 Speaker 1: The Islamic calendar is your main guy. 406 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,080 Speaker 2: For sure. 407 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:16,520 Speaker 1: Makes sense, it makes sense, and it's it's common. Uh. 408 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,480 Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't make sense, but it makes sense 409 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,120 Speaker 2: that they would choose. 410 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,600 Speaker 1: To do it, Okay, I mean that hybrid approach makes 411 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:28,159 Speaker 1: sense in that so many other places do something similar, right, right, 412 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,159 Speaker 1: And the Islamic calendar is based on twelve months, but 413 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 1: they're lunar months, and they begin when the thin crescent 414 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:40,240 Speaker 1: moon is actually sighted in the western sky after sunset 415 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,440 Speaker 1: a day or so after the new moon. And this 416 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,920 Speaker 1: is important for the purposes of the Islamic calendar. This 417 00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:49,880 Speaker 1: sighting must be made with the unaided eye. 418 00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:50,639 Speaker 2: Gopy. 419 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,399 Speaker 1: That. Yeah, it's something that differentiates it from a lot 420 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:58,040 Speaker 1: of other lunar calendars. Now we know that the twelve 421 00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,840 Speaker 1: lunar months add up to three fifty four or three 422 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:05,040 Speaker 1: hundred and fifty five days, so the Islamic calendar will 423 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:09,000 Speaker 1: drift about ten days a year, and that means that Ramadan, 424 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:13,000 Speaker 1: the month of fasting, can happen either in summer or winter, 425 00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,119 Speaker 1: depending on its cycle in the calendar. 426 00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,879 Speaker 2: You know, I dig. The flexibility of this setup not 427 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,520 Speaker 2: gonna lie The Islamic calendar is also generally only used 428 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,119 Speaker 2: for religious holidays like you said, Ben and not civil events. 429 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:29,200 Speaker 2: In most Islamic countries, Gregorian calendars are used to track 430 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:33,080 Speaker 2: these public events. Iranian and Afghan countries, however, use something 431 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:37,119 Speaker 2: called the solar Hezrii calendar, which is an exception to 432 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,359 Speaker 2: the whole civil event rule. And this comes from calendar 433 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,480 Speaker 2: dot com, which, of course it's a thing that exists. 434 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,359 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, which we've referenced in the past. You know, 435 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,879 Speaker 1: let's go back to this idea of observing the rise 436 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,280 Speaker 1: of the new moon. This is a bit of a 437 00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:55,680 Speaker 1: bag of badgers. There's a bit of a pickle because 438 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,960 Speaker 1: you are required to cite that passage of the moon 439 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:03,359 Speaker 1: with the unab did i. Each country makes its own observation, 440 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 1: and it gets tricky when you realize that the sun 441 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:11,520 Speaker 1: sets later as you head farther west, and the conditions 442 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,960 Speaker 1: might make the moon easier or harder to see in 443 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,560 Speaker 1: one particular place instead of another. So the result can 444 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,680 Speaker 1: be that two Muslim countries who are on the same 445 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,480 Speaker 1: page about literally everything else, maybe in different months of 446 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,320 Speaker 1: the calendar, at the same time. 447 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:33,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, now you lost me. Yeah, we you know, it 448 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,680 Speaker 2: is that I like the setup of flexibility, but that 449 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,440 Speaker 2: started to get. 450 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,680 Speaker 1: You might win some, but you just have. So we 451 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:46,240 Speaker 1: know that this is something that countries are actively putting 452 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,520 Speaker 1: their heads around in the modern day because these kinds 453 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,639 Speaker 1: of calendars, this kind of practice made a lot of 454 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:57,040 Speaker 1: sense when the world was less connected. Right when you when. 455 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,320 Speaker 2: It's true, when you got your own kind of bubble, right, 456 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,520 Speaker 2: that's all really matter. 457 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,400 Speaker 1: If you're living in Connecticut, you don't need to make 458 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,639 Speaker 1: sure you're on the same page with Malaysia in the 459 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,280 Speaker 1: seventeen hundreds, because you're never going to go to Malaysia. 460 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,680 Speaker 2: Probably not. Probably are low. Chances are low. 461 00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:18,000 Speaker 1: Chances are low unless you're like a whaler America or 462 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:22,320 Speaker 1: a teleporter or teleporter quite common in Connecticut in the 463 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,560 Speaker 1: seventeen hunder. 464 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,560 Speaker 2: Well, Connecticut Yankee. He kind of was a teleporter traveler. 465 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,600 Speaker 1: Anyway, think about it. We're just saying, think about it. 466 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:36,680 Speaker 1: So there are some signals that different countries practicing the 467 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:42,240 Speaker 1: Islamic calendar may start using calculations instead of observations with 468 00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:46,360 Speaker 1: the unaided eye, but not everyone's agreed on the best 469 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 1: way to do that, and not everyone's agreed that they 470 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,480 Speaker 1: actually want to do that. 471 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,120 Speaker 2: And you'll also probably remember when we were in Cutter 472 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:58,280 Speaker 2: we visited the Museum of Islamic Culture and some of 473 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,680 Speaker 2: the most incredible, like illuminated texts I've ever seen. Just 474 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,560 Speaker 2: think that the script that is used, of course is gorgeous, 475 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,479 Speaker 2: and the calligraphy and all of that. But there were 476 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:14,280 Speaker 2: also a lot of exhibits regarding astronomy. 477 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,040 Speaker 1: Oh one hundred percent. And we owe the scientists and 478 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:21,360 Speaker 1: the scholars of that period, especially in the days of 479 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,520 Speaker 1: the automance, we owe them a. 480 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,920 Speaker 2: Great deal, for sure, no question about it. We could 481 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,240 Speaker 2: go on about the Islamic calendar, and we have, but 482 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,480 Speaker 2: for the purposes of time, we're going to move on 483 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,200 Speaker 2: to the international fixed calendar. This one is one that 484 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,480 Speaker 2: I honestly was not aware of, at least in these terms. 485 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,480 Speaker 1: Yeah. It's kind of like how Esperanto is the universal 486 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 1: language that no one speaks. So we have tried to 487 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 1: fix the calendar. The fixed calendar is an alternative system 488 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:57,680 Speaker 1: for keeping time. And here's our pitch. Every month has 489 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:02,440 Speaker 1: exactly twenty eight days. Okay, no extra log or extra 490 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:03,160 Speaker 1: short months. 491 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:04,840 Speaker 2: Twenty eight days. That's so all you get. 492 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,600 Speaker 1: The idea here is consistency. Every month also has four 493 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,960 Speaker 1: weeks that always begin on a Sunday the first and 494 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:16,560 Speaker 1: end on Saturday, the twenty eighth. Every month's days are 495 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:20,160 Speaker 1: the same number. Every single seventeenth is a Tuesday. The 496 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,440 Speaker 1: first Friday of the month is always the sixth. 497 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,080 Speaker 2: Now, okay, I don't mind this so far. Is there 498 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,720 Speaker 2: any reason it didn't take off? Because it seems that 499 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,600 Speaker 2: it would make scheduling and planning kind of a breeze 500 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,760 Speaker 2: from mine. I do have a twist for you, okay. 501 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,080 Speaker 1: Of course, Max Shoes, I will. 502 00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,600 Speaker 3: Say, like, I'm pretty sure this is the same one 503 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 3: I wrote about this one in the Leapier episode where 504 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,760 Speaker 3: it's like this guy and he's just like very angry 505 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,480 Speaker 3: about this thing, and everything I read about him was 506 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,360 Speaker 3: him just angry about the Greg Gorning calendar. So I 507 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,360 Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna stick with Greg Goring calendar out 508 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,120 Speaker 3: of spite to this guy. 509 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,240 Speaker 1: So yeah, let's keep you going. Here's the twist. Here's 510 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:56,440 Speaker 1: the twist. So far, so good, it says our compatriot nol. 511 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,360 Speaker 1: The issue is twenty eight days in each month. That's 512 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,840 Speaker 1: more fair to the individual months. It only adds up 513 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,600 Speaker 1: to three hundred and thirty six days total in the year. 514 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:06,320 Speaker 2: Damn. 515 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:09,800 Speaker 1: So to fix the fixed calendar you have to add 516 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,360 Speaker 1: a new thirteenth month between June and July. 517 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,320 Speaker 2: So it's not fixed at all. I mean, I think 518 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,600 Speaker 2: in the context of the title, wouldn't fix refer to 519 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,240 Speaker 2: like being immovable rather than like repaired? 520 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,960 Speaker 1: Right, right? Right? Well, I think maybe in both senses 521 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:28,600 Speaker 1: is the ambition. But they added that month between June 522 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:32,640 Speaker 1: and July, which throws our whole summer baby thing way off. 523 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,960 Speaker 1: You have soul sweet summer child right to represent the summer, 524 00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,920 Speaker 1: so like the old word for the sun. So now 525 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,840 Speaker 1: that we have this extra month, the total goes to 526 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:48,040 Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty four. We only have one day still, 527 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,520 Speaker 1: one short leftover. It's always the one day, right, And 528 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,760 Speaker 1: so here's what the fixed calendar says. They say, Look 529 00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,640 Speaker 1: forget it, guys, school's out once a year. We're just whatever. 530 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:04,440 Speaker 1: We'll call it a celebration day. It's after Saturday. 531 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:05,200 Speaker 2: That's fun. 532 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,840 Speaker 1: It's after Saturday's December twenty eighth, because remember all months 533 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,040 Speaker 1: or twenty eight now, but both. 534 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,560 Speaker 2: Swimming will wear party hats. I think pink lemonade, pint 535 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:15,440 Speaker 2: grown tights. 536 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,760 Speaker 1: Yes, the rise of cloud bits will have you know, 537 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:24,920 Speaker 1: we'll have bingo, We'll have the file Day. You know, Yeah, 538 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,720 Speaker 1: we'll have a field Day. It is literally a celebration 539 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,160 Speaker 1: that occurs after the last official day of the year, 540 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:36,000 Speaker 1: but before the beginning official day of the next year, Sunday, 541 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,680 Speaker 1: January first, and they call it year Day. 542 00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,160 Speaker 2: I think I'm into this still. I think I'm on 543 00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:44,240 Speaker 2: board with the International Fixed Calendar. 544 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,280 Speaker 1: Because of your day, because there's a party. Is that, yes, yes, 545 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:48,800 Speaker 1: your day. 546 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,920 Speaker 2: It sounds like a hoot. It sounds like a hoot. 547 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,680 Speaker 2: I'm just being contrarian. 548 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,480 Speaker 3: I like my calendar being confusing. I like my calendar 549 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,880 Speaker 3: being extra I watch to be challenge. 550 00:32:57,560 --> 00:33:01,080 Speaker 2: Some I'm being positively contrarian. Death I thing. 551 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,040 Speaker 1: I like. It reminds me of the kind of logic 552 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:09,680 Speaker 1: in some of my favorite young adult books, Sideways Stories 553 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,680 Speaker 1: from which it was Sideway Stories from Wayside high Wayside 554 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:14,440 Speaker 1: for sure. 555 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:19,040 Speaker 2: Yeah remember those This stuff was all wacky wayside high. 556 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,880 Speaker 1: Right sometimes took a dark turn. That's kind of what's 557 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,920 Speaker 1: happening with your day because the day falls on December 558 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:30,440 Speaker 1: twenty ninth, logically, but the calendar's official line is it 559 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,680 Speaker 1: falls on no day. 560 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:35,760 Speaker 2: Of the week. It's just saying school not even high. 561 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:39,480 Speaker 2: It was just Wayside School by Lewis Sacker. I remember 562 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,760 Speaker 2: that book from the Book Fair. There's like a creepy, 563 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:45,320 Speaker 2: witchy looking teacher with like elf ears on the front. 564 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:49,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a there's a story in the school that 565 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,560 Speaker 1: doesn't exist. This was cool because this was a sleeper 566 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:56,120 Speaker 1: hit right up there with scary stories to tell in the. 567 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,920 Speaker 2: Dark bro book Fair books when a kid were a mad, 568 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,480 Speaker 2: like irresponsibly dark. 569 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,160 Speaker 1: I loved it. 570 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,160 Speaker 2: I think it wrecked us in some ways. Scary stories 571 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:11,120 Speaker 2: of telling the dark. Illustrations alone, which were pretty beautifully 572 00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:15,879 Speaker 2: captured in that Guillemo del Toro produced. Yeah, adaptation which 573 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,120 Speaker 2: wasn't like great, but like I thought, they did a 574 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,480 Speaker 2: cool job of translating those freaky drawings into you know, 575 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 2: character design. But yeah, that book messed me up. 576 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,120 Speaker 1: Man, I loved it. 577 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,640 Speaker 2: It probably did affect the way there then her head 578 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:28,160 Speaker 2: fell off. 579 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:32,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, the worms crawled in, the worms crawled out. Yeah, 580 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:34,040 Speaker 1: Oh I love it. 581 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,680 Speaker 2: They played pein what even his pe knuckle? 582 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:40,160 Speaker 1: It's a card game also like winks, It's just it's 583 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,320 Speaker 1: a card game that I really don't want us to 584 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,960 Speaker 1: have to try to get into explain it Is it 585 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:48,320 Speaker 1: like pog It's like pog. Okay, I'm played up the 586 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,480 Speaker 1: definition from Britannica. It's like a trick taking ace ten 587 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:55,360 Speaker 1: card game for the forty eight card deck. It's derived 588 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,040 Speaker 1: from the card game busique. 589 00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:01,840 Speaker 2: Oh yes, of course, bisique h with Middle Eastern roots. 590 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,000 Speaker 1: It's the wait I thought you would be sarcastic. Oh 591 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,719 Speaker 1: you know, phsique? Is it not? 592 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,440 Speaker 2: I think it seems like it would. It's I don't know, 593 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,319 Speaker 2: it seems like it would be an ancient card game. 594 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,120 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I'm derailing us. 595 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,480 Speaker 2: We're derailing, derailing all the way to a close. We 596 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,320 Speaker 2: got a episode. I think I think that's time we 597 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:19,680 Speaker 2: got to. 598 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,920 Speaker 1: Get back on the rails here. This newly proposed fixed 599 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:27,640 Speaker 1: calendar is meant to overcome a lot of the challenges 600 00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:33,239 Speaker 1: we talked about earlier. The advantages are obvious, but it 601 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:38,239 Speaker 1: has not been adopted because of kind of a time 602 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:44,040 Speaker 1: measurement version of path dependence. People are just really committed 603 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:48,000 Speaker 1: to the existing calendars they practice, regardless of how imperfect 604 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:48,520 Speaker 1: those may be. 605 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, brand loyalty, you know, I mean, if I can 606 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,960 Speaker 3: jump in here, this is this is my honest thick 607 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,960 Speaker 3: actually is a greg Woring calendar is not very far off. 608 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,600 Speaker 3: I think it's the year's like forty nine one hundred 609 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,880 Speaker 3: is when we'll actually have to make an adjustment for 610 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:07,000 Speaker 3: the first time. But the other one is it feels 611 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,239 Speaker 3: like it might be one of these things where it's 612 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,200 Speaker 3: gonna cost more pain to instituted in. 613 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,879 Speaker 2: Right, then, just keep with what we got. 614 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, We've seen it in so many other industries and fields. 615 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:22,000 Speaker 1: You know. Honestly, it's the reason Japan still uses fax 616 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:26,120 Speaker 1: machines all the time because we already have the fax machines, right, 617 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,200 Speaker 1: so how much will it cost to replace them? 618 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 2: You know? 619 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,560 Speaker 1: Or maybe Big Calendar is entering the fray. Maybe they 620 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,719 Speaker 1: just don't want things to change. Or Noel, I'm going 621 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,000 Speaker 1: to say it. Maybe Max is anti year day. 622 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,600 Speaker 2: Hey, Max is anti fun and Max's anti birthday. 623 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,440 Speaker 1: Your day is like one of the best holidays. We 624 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:49,480 Speaker 1: could get Hawaiian shirts that say no day of the week. 625 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:50,080 Speaker 3: You know. 626 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,520 Speaker 1: Uh, I don't know why your day seems Hawaii thing 627 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,480 Speaker 1: to me. At this point, I'm spitballing. We'll figure out 628 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,360 Speaker 1: your day. Tell us how you want to celebrate it. 629 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,239 Speaker 1: We are going to wrap up by telling you that. 630 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:05,920 Speaker 1: There have, of course been multiple other less successful attempts 631 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,160 Speaker 1: at calendars. One of my favorite, of course is the 632 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,400 Speaker 1: Jucha calendar of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea DPRK. 633 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:17,400 Speaker 1: Street named North Korea and got their own calendar. 634 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:23,360 Speaker 2: Hell yeah, go weird different calendar, and weird is the 635 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,600 Speaker 2: wrong word. These are all very much tied to culture 636 00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,359 Speaker 2: and tradition and myth making and all of that. It's 637 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:34,080 Speaker 2: a complex cosmic gumbo that yields all these fascinating different calendars. 638 00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, we used to say that on set. It's kind 639 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:41,000 Speaker 1: of a cosmic gumbo. We did. We know that there 640 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:46,400 Speaker 1: are some calendars that were very much motivated by political changes. 641 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:51,800 Speaker 1: The French Republican calendar the Soviet calendar both purposely created 642 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:56,040 Speaker 1: to move society away from the influence of monarchs and religion, 643 00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:01,280 Speaker 1: and the Soviet calendar to expressly make where output levels 644 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,600 Speaker 1: were high. That's that's how that's how they got to 645 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,640 Speaker 1: get a good yield. You got to get a good yield. 646 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,520 Speaker 1: There are so many other things we could talk about. 647 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,240 Speaker 1: I'd love maybe to do a history in the future 648 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:19,200 Speaker 1: about the various self created calendars occult leaders. 649 00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:22,560 Speaker 2: Why not they don't take great. Yeah, but did Apple 650 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,520 Speaker 2: White have a calendar? 651 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,160 Speaker 1: He had a calendar with an end date. 652 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,680 Speaker 2: The Heaven's Gate guy, yeah, the bald guy in the sky. Yeah. No, No, 653 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,440 Speaker 2: this is interesting, Ben, It's not occurred to me. I 654 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,360 Speaker 2: would love to go into this sometime, maybe on stuff 655 00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,040 Speaker 2: they don't want you to know. 656 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good, we'll see. We'll check what day it is. 657 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:42,399 Speaker 4: And as we're gearing up to celebrate our first year 658 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,120 Speaker 4: day together, I just love the name. 659 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all for it. Sign me up for the 660 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,040 Speaker 2: International Fixed Calendar. 661 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,840 Speaker 1: And please site us up as some of your biggest fans, 662 00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,800 Speaker 1: ridiculous historians. Thank you so much for tuning in and 663 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,040 Speaker 1: supporting the show. Big shout out to our super producer, 664 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,000 Speaker 1: mister Max Williams. Big shout out to Jeff Factor, G Bartlett, 665 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:07,320 Speaker 1: our research associate, and of course, our guy who created 666 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:11,000 Speaker 1: his own calendar, Jonathan Strickland aka the Quister. 667 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:15,040 Speaker 2: Every day is Jday Long, May he rain. We'll see 668 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:24,839 Speaker 2: you next time, folks. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit 669 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:28,000 Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to 670 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:28,960 Speaker 2: your favorite shows,