WEBVTT - Thanksgiving With Cousin Benji

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<v Speaker 1>All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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<v Speaker 1>right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letters subject is

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<v Speaker 1>I need it so bad, I'll wear a mask. Hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that, the double mask. But right now

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<v Speaker 1>the nephew is here with today's prank phone call what

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<v Speaker 1>you got for his nav Thanksgiving? With cousin being Jim. Thanks, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't ready? Come on? Hello? Hello? Who is this? Ms? Clinton?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this this bus I'm calling? Is this pervs? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>You know she's not here right now, but this is

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<v Speaker 1>our daughter? Um? Is there a problem? Oh? No, this

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<v Speaker 1>this this being this Mama, Mama Lowe's nephew. This again,

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<v Speaker 1>spple indom, mam, Mama, Lord, Mamma Lord jo ain't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't it correct? Mama Lord's pers Okay, i'm feelings. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm her nephew from the other side of the family.

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<v Speaker 1>You say your name? Whatnot? Glad? Okay, we'll tell you

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<v Speaker 1>are supposed to get in and we should need everybody afternoon. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh is miss Purposes? She is your mama making the dresses. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's making enough for about forty five people. Um. We

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<v Speaker 1>actually um. This was discussed about a month ago, right,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all on the y'all they had the UM conference call,

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<v Speaker 1>the conference family had the conference call, right, yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>okay Na listen, what reason why they got me to call?

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<v Speaker 1>They wanted me to go in and call, and and

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to give Miss Purvis. She's not there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, she's not here. What's wrong? Okay, They're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna They're not gonna need her to do the UM

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<v Speaker 1>to do the dress. And why wouldn't they need to

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<v Speaker 1>do dress? She will make it for ken years we did.

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<v Speaker 1>We just discussed this, So what do you need? They

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<v Speaker 1>say that they got somebody down here that's gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>the dresses, especially since y'all traveling. Y'all ain't got to

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<v Speaker 1>bring it, you know, and be traveling with it. But

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<v Speaker 1>they got somebody gonna do the dressing. Okay, Well, first

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<v Speaker 1>of all, how are you you're you're ben what is

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<v Speaker 1>your name? That was not my name, Benjamin, but they

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<v Speaker 1>called me Benji. But but but uh, like I say, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the other side of fact. I ain't on

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<v Speaker 1>y'all side. Okay, Well, I'm still trying to kick out.

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you calling me? Because she's been making a

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<v Speaker 1>dressing for ten years, like I said, and I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been discussed. So I don't even know why why

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<v Speaker 1>you're calling me. I don't even know you. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm trying to explain to you this right here

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<v Speaker 1>is that they got so y'all, y'all ain't got to

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<v Speaker 1>worry with bringing the dressing. They got somebody gonna bring.

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<v Speaker 1>They got somebody down here that's gonna cook it. So

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<v Speaker 1>in otherwhere with you know, if you can tell miss

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<v Speaker 1>Pervish ain't got to worry about the dressing this year,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tak you want me to tell my mama after

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<v Speaker 1>she'd been making dressing for ten years that child say,

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<v Speaker 1>you ain't worried about she shouldn't have to make this

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<v Speaker 1>ship because we're driving there were trying every year. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna do that to her. So I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't I don't even know who you are

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<v Speaker 1>to be calling me anyway. Why can somebody calling me

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't know regarding it? Okay, okay, you're good

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<v Speaker 1>the right, I am blend all right, listen, let me

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<v Speaker 1>say this because I I don't mind saying what what

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<v Speaker 1>everybody thinking, but most people don't want to say. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me just say this right here. Really, what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>is just right here. A lot of people in the family,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, don't really don't don't really like miss prayer

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<v Speaker 1>of his dress DNJ Benjamin, Huh, he's supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just put this something there my mom about

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<v Speaker 1>making Listen, you don't keep that and we ain't bringing

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<v Speaker 1>that home with us. So you can tell your family

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<v Speaker 1>that I said that because you understand me. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>for first of all, you got to understand that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>bringing news that that people didn't don't voted on, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's what everybody want to do. I don't know abody,

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<v Speaker 1>Well why did Nick how we had a meeting from

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<v Speaker 1>she's been making it ten years? Ain't nobody been saying

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<v Speaker 1>nothing and agains what when them up in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody did not be walking up and through them talking

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<v Speaker 1>about my mama either. And you know I'm gonna eat it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see right there. Why why if people don't like

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<v Speaker 1>the dress in Glinda, why do you want to make

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<v Speaker 1>submit everybody to happen to eat it if they don't

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<v Speaker 1>like it? You don't That's how I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know you want to calling me no wo no,

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<v Speaker 1>no Benjamin Benji who I want to do Mama Lord's

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<v Speaker 1>nephew from the other side of the family exactly. And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know yet, okay, And it really really to

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<v Speaker 1>the bad all that I don't really know you. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm but but I'm but, I'm man, I'm Manno call

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<v Speaker 1>you and tell you what we're gonna do it where

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<v Speaker 1>we ain't gonna do what I know right I said,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't a rotate it again. She's gonna make transic.

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<v Speaker 1>You gonna eat it, and we're gonna bund by that name. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>right there, listen, And I know this might be hard

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Don't understand what you grow up with, like

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<v Speaker 1>everybody else might not like you even say what you

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<v Speaker 1>want to. I don't even remember you be white, so

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't the like because you want you down around.

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<v Speaker 1>But she makes dressing. Now, first of all, when y'all

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<v Speaker 1>get down here, it's gonna already be some mo dressing here, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And she gonna make country and said, and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>see down and we got Gonta and it's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>not even enemy discussed. No friends in that I said

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to say, because your name's don't wrap

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<v Speaker 1>my mama feeling okay. There ain't nobody to try. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I'm trying to tell you to tell her don't

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<v Speaker 1>make it nah, so she won't even bring it down.

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<v Speaker 1>We make