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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, jebils dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? It's The Jewel Show. You texted it four

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Speaker 1: one or six one that you have a dirty little secret? So, Hi,

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Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? Yes, I do. I

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Speaker 1: can't even believe I'm saying this. I just had to

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Speaker 1: get it off my chest because it's been killing me

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Speaker 1: for the past two weeks. Oh wow, Okay, what is it?

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Speaker 1: It's kind of stupid, but not at the same time.

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Speaker 1: If you know my daughter, So I have a nine

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Speaker 1: year old daughter, she's really really into Minecraft. Oh that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: I love Minecraft. Never played it, no, I know. I

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Speaker 1: played a lot of Minecraft for a while. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know why I did. I literally I don't play

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Speaker 1: a lot of video games anymore in my life, and

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Speaker 1: I wasn't playing any at the time, and I worked

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Speaker 1: a lot, and I was on the road a lot

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Speaker 1: doing comedy, and all of a sudden, I just was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna try this Minecraft thing. And then I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to do anything but play Minecraft all day. And

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Speaker 1: then I found out I was the only adult I

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Speaker 1: know who plays Minecraft, because most of them are nine.

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Speaker 1: You must be pretty into it, like really into it

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Speaker 1: and I accidentally deleted three worlds from her game. You're

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Speaker 1: a monster? How dare you? Dude? If you deleted three

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Speaker 1: worlds from my Minecraft Realm, I would wait until you

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Speaker 1: order a pizza, and then I would your pizza. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I mean that's how mad I would be.

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Speaker 1: Whoa big deal? Kids sea a time on those. I

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Speaker 1: think Kids and Jewel be like hundreds of hours of

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Speaker 1: gaming to develop those. Yeah, why do they make it

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Speaker 1: so easy to delete? I don't know. And I thought

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Speaker 1: I could recover it and I couldn't, and she was devastated.

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Speaker 1: So I lied to her and I said it was

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Speaker 1: probably a glitch or something. Oh man, I didn't consess

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Speaker 1: well Luckily for her. I'm googling it now and according

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Speaker 1: to Google, there are over eighteen quintillion worlds for her

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Speaker 1: to find, so she's got plenty more to choose from.

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Speaker 1: To be even worse than just lying about not the

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Speaker 1: let eating it. I then told her that sassy girls

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Speaker 1: usually have a lot of glitches in their in their computer,

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Speaker 1: so she needs to tone it down and then you know,

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Speaker 1: the stuff like this won't happen. It's also kind of genius, too, right,

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Speaker 1: Just wait until you have to take her phone away.

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Speaker 1: You want to see sassy. I don't even own my

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Speaker 1: sixteen year old anymore, so did she responded? That didn't

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Speaker 1: stop her sass. Sass is a fun word. I want

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Speaker 1: to start using that more often. Stop SASSA take that

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Speaker 1: sass home. Yeah, I get that sassy mouth out of hers.

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Speaker 1: She did. She for a couple of days, but you know, kids,

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Speaker 1: then it was back. Well now if she gets sassy again,

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Speaker 1: you know what to do. I'm to leaving another world. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you really have to listen to the whole show. In

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Speaker 1: case you missed this yesterday. My favorite villain is playing

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Speaker 1: in from SpongeBob. It's a good one. You know you

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Speaker 1: like Plankton from SpongeBob as the worst villain on TV.

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Speaker 1: I like him because he's so motivated to make sure

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Speaker 1: that the chum Bucket is serving good food even though

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Speaker 1: it's really crap. Okay, if you get to know Plankton

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Speaker 1: in his story, him and mister Crabs developed the Crabby

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Speaker 1: Patty special together, and you know so, I love it

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Speaker 1: because every villain has a story. A great answer, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is a really good answer. We're asking the question today,

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Speaker 1: who is your favorite TV villain. I think if I

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Speaker 1: had to choose favorite TV villain, I'm trying to think.

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Speaker 1: There's been so many, but the villains that I like

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Speaker 1: to watch the best on TV would be this. My

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Speaker 1: favorite TV villain would be any husband on a Lifetime movie,

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Speaker 1: any husband in a Lifetime movie. They are always villains.

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Speaker 1: And those movies are so good. Out of control, I'm

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Speaker 1: only doing something wrong. No, the movies on Lifetime. I've

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Speaker 1: never watched a movie on the Lifetime channel either. They're

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Speaker 1: super sweet art it's they're so lifetime movies. Lifetime. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what Lifetime is? My mom watches them. Yeah right,

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Speaker 1: it's nothing, but it's I love them, and Victoria's mom

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Speaker 1: loves them, and mostly old ladies love them. But dude,

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Speaker 1: those movies are awesome. And the husbands and those they

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Speaker 1: are dolls every single time, every single time. Should go

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Speaker 1: try and get on a Lifetime movie. Please do. Mister Mouse,

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Speaker 1: I think I will audition. I think I'd be perfect

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Speaker 1: for the role of bad Cop number two in a

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Speaker 1: Lifetime movie. I'm done Mouse Knuffle, and We've got to

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Speaker 1: get out here because I've got some auditioning to do.

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