Speaker 1: Second date update. We got an email from a guy
Speaker 1: wanting a second date update who says he thinks he's
Speaker 1: finally cracked the dating matrix. Honestly, I have no idea
Speaker 1: what that means.
Speaker 2: To have someone taken a blue pill instead of the
Speaker 2: red pill. I'm going to be upset.
Speaker 1: I'm just hoping Keanu Reeves is on the phone right
Speaker 1: now asking us to help him with his love life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's difficult for him taking the little blue pill.
Speaker 3: Wants to know?
Speaker 4: Is that you, hey, not.
Speaker 2: Quite as hot Evan, but okay, we'll probably.
Speaker 3: Would have said more than one word.
Speaker 4: I can't live up.
Speaker 1: I can't. Sorry, I didn't mean to be that disappointed.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe Keana will call in later, but
Speaker 1: tell us about this. Uh, what's this dating matrix thing
Speaker 1: that you've cracked? What does that mean?
Speaker 4: So there's three points that women can have, you can
Speaker 4: only have two, never the third I've seen this.
Speaker 2: Is I don't get it. What kind of points? What
Speaker 2: does that mean?
Speaker 4: So they can be hot, they can be sane, or
Speaker 4: they can be single. They can be hot insane, but
Speaker 4: then they're.
Speaker 2: Not single, right, Okay, it's perfect. They can be sane
Speaker 2: and single, but then they won't be hot.
Speaker 1: Okay, you can only have two of the three points.
Speaker 2: That works for men too. I don't think that it's
Speaker 2: just a women exclusion.
Speaker 1: There ye look over here, Brook, Hello, the trifecta right
Speaker 1: in front of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well you're not very sane though, are you any
Speaker 3: of the three points stuff?
Speaker 2: So I appreciate it. You stepped up for the rest
Speaker 2: of the team.
Speaker 1: I opened myself up to that.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, anyway back to Evan and your dating matrix.
Speaker 1: You think that you found a girl who's all three?
Speaker 4: Well, I definitely hope she's all three. Seems like she is.
Speaker 2: Okay, now, just real quick before we learn about her,
Speaker 2: are you able to offer all three?
Speaker 4: I like to think I do.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but Jeff, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So what's her name?
Speaker 4: Tara?
Speaker 1: Tara Tara? Okay?
Speaker 2: Where'd you meet her?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: We've been on a dating app.
Speaker 2: Do you list this trifecta theory on your bio?
Speaker 4: No? Not bio probably offends.
Speaker 1: Probably not the right way to lure people.
Speaker 2: People do all sorts of weird things on their DAT.
Speaker 3: Like shocking ya you.
Speaker 1: Would know, Brooke, I guess. Anyway, tell us more about Tara.
Speaker 1: Would you like about her?
Speaker 4: She's super fun, she's really cute, and she she seems
Speaker 4: down to earth.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you guys do on your date?
Speaker 4: We're gonna go a bar hats and drinks, and we
Speaker 4: mostly told bad dating stories that we've.
Speaker 3: Had bonding over. Like the bad dating stories is good.
Speaker 2: But don't you think it gets to a point in
Speaker 2: that conversation where it just it's a little tiresome, like
Speaker 2: almost like it like, how many stories do you have?
Speaker 2: I feel like maybe the common denominator is you the.
Speaker 3: Lastor is like one day all we talked about was
Speaker 3: bad dates.
Speaker 1: You do you remember any of the stories?
Speaker 4: Uh? She told me about this first date she went
Speaker 4: on where the guy she's going out with brought his
Speaker 4: mom with him.
Speaker 2: Oh god, impressive, that's an impressive start.
Speaker 4: And he introduced her as his girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Mom, not the mom he introduced the new girl to Ta.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, he introduced as his girlfriend mom.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh my god, what's wrong with that? Exactly? Like
Speaker 1: it's not like the worst thing that a guy could do, though.
Speaker 2: It's pretty bad. Jeff, Yeah, don't bring your mom. You're
Speaker 2: I know your mom wants to come.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna make.
Speaker 3: M thinking about my mom that she thinks any girl
Speaker 3: that talks to me is my girlfriend girlfriend. No, Mom,
Speaker 3: that's just a friend.
Speaker 1: What about you, Evan, did you have a bad dating story?
Speaker 4: Most of my bad dates have been kind of boring,
Speaker 4: So I tried to tell him her one of my
Speaker 4: roommates bad dates where they found an injured possum just
Speaker 4: lying there and he insisted on taking it home with them.
Speaker 2: A lot of it's a lot.
Speaker 1: Trying to take home a wild poss.
Speaker 2: Like, how was your night last night? Well, I took
Speaker 2: home a wild possum was.
Speaker 1: Five and yeah, literally, So okay, that sounds fun like
Speaker 1: bonding over the stuff like that.
Speaker 3: It is kind of sad that you don't have that
Speaker 3: bad of a dating story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know this is right?
Speaker 3: That is good overall.
Speaker 2: There any bad moments in the date.
Speaker 4: It really didn't feel like there were. There wasn't a
Speaker 4: lull in the conversation. We both just kept talking. It
Speaker 4: didn't end with a kiss or.
Speaker 1: Anything, but you know, okay, so how did you leave it?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: I asked if I could see her again. She said, yeah, sure,
Speaker 4: but every time I try to text her, she gets
Speaker 4: she says she's busy here.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised the poss didn't get her all Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: sure you can see me again.
Speaker 1: Sure, yes, Because the trifecta, the sane part is pretty
Speaker 1: easy to hide the first.
Speaker 3: The third part doesn't come up for years later.
Speaker 2: Yeah for that. The single part is actually pretty.
Speaker 3: High for one day, you know.
Speaker 1: But that is why he said that it was hopeful
Speaker 1: that she was all three things of the dating matrix triangle.
Speaker 1: Maybe we can. When we come back, we're gonna call
Speaker 1: Tara for you and try and get you your second
Speaker 1: date update right after this. All right, right now, hold
Speaker 1: on second date update.
Speaker 2: You're in the middle of a second date update update,
Speaker 2: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
Speaker 2: right after you. Here.
Speaker 1: Part two, we're about to find out if the dating
Speaker 1: matrix can actually be broken. Wow, we learned about it
Speaker 1: in the first part from our listener Evan. Apparently it
Speaker 1: works kind of like a triangle where there's three qualities
Speaker 1: about a person. They're hot, they're saying they're single, but
Speaker 1: the rule is you can only have two of them. Yes,
Speaker 1: if you're hot insane, then you're probably not single. If
Speaker 1: you're hot and single, you're probably not sane. If you're
Speaker 1: sane and single, then you're probably not hot.
Speaker 3: Yes, man, can you have all three? I just single
Speaker 3: has none of them. We've gone over this, so it's
Speaker 3: still kind of an honor.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, breaking it down is really depressing, just internally in
Speaker 1: the room.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, there's no good look in any of
Speaker 2: those combinations.
Speaker 1: Finding more and more reasons every day to give up
Speaker 1: and move to Colombia to find a mate. But Evan,
Speaker 1: Evan thinks maybe Tara could actually break the matrix and
Speaker 1: be all three qualities all at once. They're about to
Speaker 1: call her and find out. Yeah, we'll see.
Speaker 2: Don't know if she thinks the same, since she's not
Speaker 2: calling him back. Yeah, you know of him.
Speaker 3: She's not perfect, she's not good at texting back home.
Speaker 1: We're going to find out the reason you're ready to
Speaker 1: do this, Evan, I'm already.
Speaker 2: If this doesn't work out, are you gonna like give
Speaker 2: up on dating? Altargether like this is the last chance
Speaker 2: ditch effort to find the perfect girl.
Speaker 4: I mean it depends, you know, if she's not single,
Speaker 4: then yeah, I'll keep going.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the easiest one to swallow.
Speaker 1: But if she's not hot, that would be a weird
Speaker 1: one to find out after the date, but you never know. Okay, yeah, weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's fine out here we go? Hello, Hey, we're looking
Speaker 1: for Tara.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 2: This is she?
Speaker 1: Okay perfect? My name is jeff from the radio show
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: The whole show's here, Tara. We're excited to have you on.
Speaker 1: That's the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, what show?
Speaker 5: I'm sorry from where it's a radio show, Okay.
Speaker 4: I.
Speaker 5: Wed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little weird, but uh, we do this
Speaker 1: segment called the second Date Update, and we're trying to
Speaker 1: help out one of our listeners score another meet up
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 5: Okay, my goodness, who is it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just gonna have you guests for a
Speaker 1: long time. But maybe I'll just tell you. His name's Evan.
Speaker 2: She's like, do we get to know? Yes, yes, you
Speaker 2: get to know? You remember Evan?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, yes I do.
Speaker 1: We've heard about the date from Evan's perspective about going
Speaker 1: to a bar and having drinks and having it seemed
Speaker 1: like a good night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said you guys commiserated over all your bad
Speaker 2: dating experiences.
Speaker 5: Right, Oh my gosh, yes, yeah, we did. That's kind
Speaker 5: of the reason why I just cannot get over what happened.
Speaker 5: I'm really honestly just embarrassed. What kind of annoyed?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what happened? Do you mind telling us?
Speaker 5: Yeah? It just it just really sucks because I felt
Speaker 5: like we had a good connection and then I got
Speaker 5: awkward because we were sharing our worst funny date stories
Speaker 5: and it was like going really well. I told the
Speaker 5: story about how I went on a date with this
Speaker 5: guy and he brought his mom along.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he said that. He told you a story
Speaker 2: about his roommate, right.
Speaker 5: So, yeah, that story about his roommate, how his roommate
Speaker 5: took a girl out for drinks and they were like
Speaker 5: really tipsy and they were walking over a bridge. He
Speaker 5: kind of got the story a little bit wrong.
Speaker 2: How would he get this story wrong.
Speaker 5: Because the girl, So, the girl tried to bring home
Speaker 5: the possum in her purse. Right, And as I'm hearing
Speaker 5: this story in my like drunken like catalog of a
Speaker 5: brain I'm going through and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: that girl was me.
Speaker 2: You're possum girl.
Speaker 5: I'm the girl.
Speaker 1: He uses your story work possible date that somebody's ever
Speaker 1: been on Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So you dated his roommate for a hot like you
Speaker 2: went on one date with his roommate.
Speaker 5: We went on one day and I wasn't even trying
Speaker 5: to bring the possum home. I was trying to dig
Speaker 5: in my purse, like in my drinking state. So like
Speaker 5: you try to give it some food to maybe give
Speaker 5: it some life back or.
Speaker 2: Purse.
Speaker 1: Did one second when you realized that it was about you,
Speaker 1: did you tell Evan like anything?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, not at all. I literally shut down.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, I'm never talking to this guy,
Speaker 2: like you didn't want to talk to him again because
Speaker 2: he thinks you're a horrible dater, or because you dated
Speaker 2: his roommate a little mix of bowl.
Speaker 3: Both just both.
Speaker 5: I was like, and then and to think also to
Speaker 5: that his like roommate was kind of exaggerating the story,
Speaker 5: So I'm like, wait, I don't want to like kind
Speaker 5: of you know, put them in a weird situation. But
Speaker 5: then this is it weird that I went on a
Speaker 5: date with his roommate.
Speaker 1: Well, now's your chance to finally set the record straight
Speaker 1: and get the story right with Evan, because he's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line and you could tell him all the.
Speaker 4: Sarah, my god, that's good, that's good, sure, poss.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 5: That was me. Yeah, the story was a little off,
Speaker 5: and I didn't want to like correct it right then
Speaker 5: and there because I was just so mortified. But that
Speaker 5: was me.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you have any idea, Evan?
Speaker 4: No, I had no idea. She's a great poker face.
Speaker 4: I had no idea.
Speaker 3: That girl sounds awful.
Speaker 1: So, Tara, what part of the story wasn't right? Well?
Speaker 1: Part did the make it wrong?
Speaker 5: So he exaggerated, saying that I was trying to bring
Speaker 5: the possible home in my purse. I was definitely not
Speaker 5: going to bring the possum in my purse. I didn't
Speaker 5: want to touch it. I just simply was bent down
Speaker 5: by it to try to feed it my left over
Speaker 5: Like I don't know if it was trail mixeror no,
Speaker 5: I don't know what I had on my first It didn't.
Speaker 2: Attack you, like, don't go near injured animals.
Speaker 1: She wasn't trying to adopt the injured possum. She was
Speaker 1: trying to nurse it. Oh my gosh, does that make
Speaker 1: you look at her differently?
Speaker 4: Evan? I mean, yeah, if that's true, then, yeah, it's
Speaker 4: a really different story. People. I trusted my roommates on
Speaker 4: this thing. He said, after he had it in your purse,
Speaker 4: you started walking it back home.
Speaker 2: Her story makes more Yeah, but more fun at a party.
Speaker 2: You're going to tell the story at a party, It's
Speaker 2: way more fun.
Speaker 1: To like, Tara was actually trying to help the possum.
Speaker 1: If it was Brooks, you would have tried to cook
Speaker 1: it right there on the side of the road.
Speaker 2: Possum taste like chicken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe would have bit right into it uncooked.
Speaker 3: Brook actually has a roadkill for these situations.
Speaker 2: That'd be so amazing, Tara.
Speaker 1: I mean, it looks like maybe you should have said something.
Speaker 1: You should have spoken up when Evan got the story wrong.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh. I mean, I guess, but I really couldn't
Speaker 5: get over the fact that I just was frozen, like
Speaker 5: oh no, oh no, oh no, like thinking in my
Speaker 5: see like this is me, he's talking about me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you don't know how he's going to react. Dude,
Speaker 3: what do you think about this?
Speaker 4: Looking pact on it? Now, it's kind of funny. She
Speaker 4: just kept saying how horrible it sounded.
Speaker 2: Well, she meant it sounded horrible, but just not in
Speaker 2: this way. He thought, Yeah, this is horrible that I'm
Speaker 2: even listening to you retell this.
Speaker 1: And so I mean, now that we've kind of come
Speaker 1: to an understanding here, maybe there is actually a path
Speaker 1: forward for the two of you. And we'd like to
Speaker 1: offer to send you on a second date, Tara.
Speaker 3: Girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we we'd love to give you another shot with Evan,
Speaker 1: and we'd pay for that date. You guys can go
Speaker 1: out somewhere and nurse another, like sick injured animal back
Speaker 1: to health together.
Speaker 5: I mean, I would love to go ash again. And
Speaker 5: now that I'm kind of just trying to get over
Speaker 5: being so mortified over this whole thing, Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now that I know the entire story, I really
Speaker 4: cannot wait to go out again. And I really cannot
Speaker 4: wait to tell my roommate about this.
Speaker 1: Oh man, so you are going to tell him that,
Speaker 1: because we could do it in an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1: To know that's a dating possum girl.
Speaker 2: Now, I think we would just hear two dudes laughing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, sure you give her a stuffed powsome on
Speaker 1: your first date as a president.
Speaker 2: Okay, one with the stuffing pulled out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, so congratulations you guys. You got a
Speaker 1: second date, all right, and.
Speaker 3: The matrix is still intact.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of.
Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Well, that second date update happened months ago, and we
Speaker 1: all got raby shots this morning because we we're coming
Speaker 1: back to give us an update update. So welcome back
Speaker 1: to the show, you two.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: We can all all the possums we want now.
Speaker 2: I've already had rabies once, so it's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, welcome back you guys. What's new? What made
Speaker 1: you reach out to the show?
Speaker 5: We really just wanted to update, like just how and
Speaker 5: it was obviously to get to talk to you guys
Speaker 5: and then to just let you guys know what we've
Speaker 5: been up to and what's going on with us.
Speaker 1: Okay, so are you guys still together?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Together?
Speaker 1: Okay? What's that like?
Speaker 4: Evan? Well, it turns out that the Ponsan thing wasn't
Speaker 4: her being crazy. She has a really big heart and
Speaker 4: she loves animals, the opposite.
Speaker 1: He's like, turns out she's crazy.
Speaker 5: I don't want to come across as like the obsessive
Speaker 5: squirrel woodland creature loving lady at all.
Speaker 2: It should work for you. I mean, why there was
Speaker 2: no possums in that film is a tragedy.
Speaker 5: They should have had them. No, but we we did
Speaker 5: come up with an alternative. So once a month we
Speaker 5: do go to an animal shelter together and we volunteer
Speaker 5: and it kind of like it gets.
Speaker 3: Just adopt every animal.
Speaker 2: You guys are gonna have little fur babies together.
Speaker 5: Oh, they are so so cute. There really is a
Speaker 5: cute rabbit there that I do love.
Speaker 1: Oh, Evan, are you ready to become doctor Doolittle?
Speaker 3: Yes, it sounds like it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as long as it's not upon them going.
Speaker 3: To have like a snake in a racon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's still a stance for him.
Speaker 1: Well, we're happy to hear that you guys are still
Speaker 1: together and still doing well.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, it's been great, Ivean. He supports my my love
Speaker 5: for all the animals.
Speaker 2: And they're gonna start adopting him and naming them after
Speaker 2: us on the show.
Speaker 1: We'll keep us updated on your life. You guys, thanks
Speaker 1: for reaching out. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.