WEBVTT - Second Date Update UPDATE: Playing Possum

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. We got an email from a guy

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<v Speaker 1>wanting a second date update who says he thinks he's

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<v Speaker 1>finally cracked the dating matrix. Honestly, I have no idea

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<v Speaker 1>what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>To have someone taken a blue pill instead of the

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<v Speaker 2>red pill. I'm going to be upset.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just hoping Keanu Reeves is on the phone right

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<v Speaker 1>now asking us to help him with his love life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's difficult for him taking the little blue pill.

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<v Speaker 3>Wants to know?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that you, hey, not.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite as hot Evan, but okay, we'll probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Would have said more than one word.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't live up.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. Sorry, I didn't mean to be that disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Maybe Keana will call in later, but

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about this. Uh, what's this dating matrix thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you've cracked? What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 4>So there's three points that women can have, you can

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<v Speaker 4>only have two, never the third I've seen this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is I don't get it. What kind of points? What

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<v Speaker 2>does that mean?

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<v Speaker 4>So they can be hot, they can be sane, or

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<v Speaker 4>they can be single. They can be hot insane, but

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<v Speaker 4>then they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not single, right, Okay, it's perfect. They can be sane

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<v Speaker 2>and single, but then they won't be hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you can only have two of the three points.

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<v Speaker 2>That works for men too. I don't think that it's

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<v Speaker 2>just a women exclusion.

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<v Speaker 1>There ye look over here, Brook, Hello, the trifecta right

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<v Speaker 1>in front of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Well you're not very sane though, are you any

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<v Speaker 3>of the three points stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>So I appreciate it. You stepped up for the rest

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<v Speaker 2>of the team.

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<v Speaker 1>I opened myself up to that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, anyway back to Evan and your dating matrix.

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<v Speaker 1>You think that you found a girl who's all three?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I definitely hope she's all three. Seems like she is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, now, just real quick before we learn about her,

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<v Speaker 2>are you able to offer all three?

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<v Speaker 4>I like to think I do.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, but Jeff, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's her name?

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<v Speaker 4>Tara?

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<v Speaker 1>Tara Tara? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Where'd you meet her?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>We've been on a dating app.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you list this trifecta theory on your bio?

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<v Speaker 4>No? Not bio probably offends.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably not the right way to lure people.

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<v Speaker 2>People do all sorts of weird things on their DAT.

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<v Speaker 3>Like shocking ya you.

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<v Speaker 1>Would know, Brooke, I guess. Anyway, tell us more about Tara.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like about her?

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<v Speaker 4>She's super fun, she's really cute, and she she seems

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<v Speaker 4>down to earth.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what do you guys do on your date?

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna go a bar hats and drinks, and we

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<v Speaker 4>mostly told bad dating stories that we've.

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<v Speaker 3>Had bonding over. Like the bad dating stories is good.

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<v Speaker 2>But don't you think it gets to a point in

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<v Speaker 2>that conversation where it just it's a little tiresome, like

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<v Speaker 2>almost like it like, how many stories do you have?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like maybe the common denominator is you the.

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<v Speaker 3>Lastor is like one day all we talked about was

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<v Speaker 3>bad dates.

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<v Speaker 1>You do you remember any of the stories?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? She told me about this first date she went

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<v Speaker 4>on where the guy she's going out with brought his

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<v Speaker 4>mom with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, impressive, that's an impressive start.

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<v Speaker 4>And he introduced her as his girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 3>Mom, not the mom he introduced the new girl to Ta.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, he introduced as his girlfriend mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, oh my god, what's wrong with that? Exactly? Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like the worst thing that a guy could do, though.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty bad. Jeff, Yeah, don't bring your mom. You're

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<v Speaker 2>I know your mom wants to come.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna make.

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<v Speaker 3>M thinking about my mom that she thinks any girl

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<v Speaker 3>that talks to me is my girlfriend girlfriend. No, Mom,

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<v Speaker 3>that's just a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you, Evan, did you have a bad dating story?

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<v Speaker 4>Most of my bad dates have been kind of boring,

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<v Speaker 4>So I tried to tell him her one of my

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<v Speaker 4>roommates bad dates where they found an injured possum just

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<v Speaker 4>lying there and he insisted on taking it home with them.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to take home a wild poss.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, how was your night last night? Well, I took

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<v Speaker 2>home a wild possum was.

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<v Speaker 1>Five and yeah, literally, So okay, that sounds fun like

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<v Speaker 1>bonding over the stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 3>It is kind of sad that you don't have that

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<v Speaker 3>bad of a dating story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, you know this is right?

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<v Speaker 3>That is good overall.

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<v Speaker 2>There any bad moments in the date.

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<v Speaker 4>It really didn't feel like there were. There wasn't a

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<v Speaker 4>lull in the conversation. We both just kept talking. It

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<v Speaker 4>didn't end with a kiss or.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything, but you know, okay, so how did you leave it?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>I asked if I could see her again. She said, yeah, sure,

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<v Speaker 4>but every time I try to text her, she gets

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<v Speaker 4>she says she's busy here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised the poss didn't get her all Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>sure you can see me again.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, yes, Because the trifecta, the sane part is pretty

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<v Speaker 1>easy to hide the first.

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<v Speaker 3>The third part doesn't come up for years later.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah for that. The single part is actually pretty.

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<v Speaker 3>High for one day, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But that is why he said that it was hopeful

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<v Speaker 1>that she was all three things of the dating matrix triangle.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we can. When we come back, we're gonna call

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<v Speaker 1>Tara for you and try and get you your second

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<v Speaker 1>date update right after this. All right, right now, hold

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<v Speaker 1>on second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>You're in the middle of a second date update update,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing

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<v Speaker 2>right after you. Here.

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<v Speaker 1>Part two, we're about to find out if the dating

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<v Speaker 1>matrix can actually be broken. Wow, we learned about it

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<v Speaker 1>in the first part from our listener Evan. Apparently it

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<v Speaker 1>works kind of like a triangle where there's three qualities

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<v Speaker 1>about a person. They're hot, they're saying they're single, but

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<v Speaker 1>the rule is you can only have two of them. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're hot insane, then you're probably not single. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're hot and single, you're probably not sane. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>sane and single, then you're probably not hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, man, can you have all three? I just single

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<v Speaker 3>has none of them. We've gone over this, so it's

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<v Speaker 3>still kind of an honor.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, breaking it down is really depressing, just internally in

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<v Speaker 1>the room.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, honestly, there's no good look in any of

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<v Speaker 2>those combinations.

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<v Speaker 1>Finding more and more reasons every day to give up

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<v Speaker 1>and move to Colombia to find a mate. But Evan,

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<v Speaker 1>Evan thinks maybe Tara could actually break the matrix and

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<v Speaker 1>be all three qualities all at once. They're about to

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<v Speaker 1>call her and find out. Yeah, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know if she thinks the same, since she's not

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<v Speaker 2>calling him back. Yeah, you know of him.

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<v Speaker 3>She's not perfect, she's not good at texting back home.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to find out the reason you're ready to

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<v Speaker 1>do this, Evan, I'm already.

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<v Speaker 2>If this doesn't work out, are you gonna like give

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<v Speaker 2>up on dating? Altargether like this is the last chance

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<v Speaker 2>ditch effort to find the perfect girl.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean it depends, you know, if she's not single,

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<v Speaker 4>then yeah, I'll keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's the easiest one to swallow.

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<v Speaker 1>But if she's not hot, that would be a weird

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<v Speaker 1>one to find out after the date, but you never know. Okay, yeah, weird. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's fine out here we go? Hello, Hey, we're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for Tara.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>This is she?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay perfect? My name is jeff from the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole show's here, Tara. We're excited to have you on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thanks, what show?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry from where it's a radio show, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I.

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<v Speaker 5>Wed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a little weird, but uh, we do this

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<v Speaker 1>segment called the second Date Update, and we're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>help out one of our listeners score another meet up

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<v Speaker 1>with you.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, my goodness, who is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was just gonna have you guests for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time. But maybe I'll just tell you. His name's Evan.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, do we get to know? Yes, yes, you

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<v Speaker 2>get to know? You remember Evan?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, yes I do.

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<v Speaker 1>We've heard about the date from Evan's perspective about going

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<v Speaker 1>to a bar and having drinks and having it seemed

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<v Speaker 1>like a good night.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you said you guys commiserated over all your bad

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<v Speaker 2>dating experiences.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, Oh my gosh, yes, yeah, we did. That's kind

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<v Speaker 5>of the reason why I just cannot get over what happened.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm really honestly just embarrassed. What kind of annoyed?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what happened? Do you mind telling us?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? It just it just really sucks because I felt

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<v Speaker 5>like we had a good connection and then I got

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<v Speaker 5>awkward because we were sharing our worst funny date stories

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<v Speaker 5>and it was like going really well. I told the

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<v Speaker 5>story about how I went on a date with this

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<v Speaker 5>guy and he brought his mom along.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, he said that. He told you a story

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<v Speaker 2>about his roommate, right.

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<v Speaker 5>So, yeah, that story about his roommate, how his roommate

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<v Speaker 5>took a girl out for drinks and they were like

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<v Speaker 5>really tipsy and they were walking over a bridge. He

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<v Speaker 5>kind of got the story a little bit wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>How would he get this story wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>Because the girl, So, the girl tried to bring home

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<v Speaker 5>the possum in her purse. Right, And as I'm hearing

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<v Speaker 5>this story in my like drunken like catalog of a

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<v Speaker 5>brain I'm going through and I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 5>that girl was me.

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<v Speaker 2>You're possum girl.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm the girl.

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<v Speaker 1>He uses your story work possible date that somebody's ever

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<v Speaker 1>been on Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>So you dated his roommate for a hot like you

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<v Speaker 2>went on one date with his roommate.

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<v Speaker 5>We went on one day and I wasn't even trying

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<v Speaker 5>to bring the possum home. I was trying to dig

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<v Speaker 5>in my purse, like in my drinking state. So like

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<v Speaker 5>you try to give it some food to maybe give

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<v Speaker 5>it some life back or.

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<v Speaker 2>Purse.

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<v Speaker 1>Did one second when you realized that it was about you,

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<v Speaker 1>did you tell Evan like anything?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, not at all. I literally shut down.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, wow, I'm never talking to this guy,

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<v Speaker 2>like you didn't want to talk to him again because

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<v Speaker 2>he thinks you're a horrible dater, or because you dated

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<v Speaker 2>his roommate a little mix of bowl.

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<v Speaker 3>Both just both.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, and then and to think also to

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<v Speaker 5>that his like roommate was kind of exaggerating the story,

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm like, wait, I don't want to like kind

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<v Speaker 5>of you know, put them in a weird situation. But

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<v Speaker 5>then this is it weird that I went on a

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<v Speaker 5>date with his roommate.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now's your chance to finally set the record straight

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<v Speaker 1>and get the story right with Evan, because he's actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line and you could tell him all the.

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<v Speaker 4>Sarah, my god, that's good, that's good, sure, poss.

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<v Speaker 2>Awesome.

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<v Speaker 5>That was me. Yeah, the story was a little off,

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<v Speaker 5>and I didn't want to like correct it right then

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<v Speaker 5>and there because I was just so mortified. But that

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<v Speaker 5>was me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, did you have any idea, Evan?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I had no idea. She's a great poker face.

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<v Speaker 4>I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 3>That girl sounds awful.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Tara, what part of the story wasn't right? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Part did the make it wrong?

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<v Speaker 5>So he exaggerated, saying that I was trying to bring

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<v Speaker 5>the possible home in my purse. I was definitely not

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<v Speaker 5>going to bring the possum in my purse. I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>want to touch it. I just simply was bent down

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<v Speaker 5>by it to try to feed it my left over

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<v Speaker 5>Like I don't know if it was trail mixeror no,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what I had on my first It didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Attack you, like, don't go near injured animals.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't trying to adopt the injured possum. She was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to nurse it. Oh my gosh, does that make

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<v Speaker 1>you look at her differently?

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<v Speaker 4>Evan? I mean, yeah, if that's true, then, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 4>a really different story. People. I trusted my roommates on

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<v Speaker 4>this thing. He said, after he had it in your purse,

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<v Speaker 4>you started walking it back home.

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<v Speaker 2>Her story makes more Yeah, but more fun at a party.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to tell the story at a party, It's

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<v Speaker 2>way more fun.

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<v Speaker 1>To like, Tara was actually trying to help the possum.

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<v Speaker 1>If it was Brooks, you would have tried to cook

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<v Speaker 1>it right there on the side of the road.

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<v Speaker 2>Possum taste like chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, maybe would have bit right into it uncooked.

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<v Speaker 3>Brook actually has a roadkill for these situations.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be so amazing, Tara.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it looks like maybe you should have said something.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have spoken up when Evan got the story wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh gosh. I mean, I guess, but I really couldn't

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<v Speaker 5>get over the fact that I just was frozen, like

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<v Speaker 5>oh no, oh no, oh no, like thinking in my

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<v Speaker 5>see like this is me, he's talking about me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you don't know how he's going to react. Dude,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you think about this?

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<v Speaker 4>Looking pact on it? Now, it's kind of funny. She

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<v Speaker 4>just kept saying how horrible it sounded.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she meant it sounded horrible, but just not in

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<v Speaker 2>this way. He thought, Yeah, this is horrible that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>even listening to you retell this.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I mean, now that we've kind of come

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<v Speaker 1>to an understanding here, maybe there is actually a path

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<v Speaker 1>forward for the two of you. And we'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>offer to send you on a second date, Tara.

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<v Speaker 3>Girls.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we we'd love to give you another shot with Evan,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'd pay for that date. You guys can go

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<v Speaker 1>out somewhere and nurse another, like sick injured animal back

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<v Speaker 1>to health together.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I would love to go ash again. And

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<v Speaker 5>now that I'm kind of just trying to get over

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<v Speaker 5>being so mortified over this whole thing, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, now that I know the entire story, I really

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<v Speaker 4>cannot wait to go out again. And I really cannot

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<v Speaker 4>wait to tell my roommate about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, so you are going to tell him that,

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<v Speaker 1>because we could do it in an awkward Tuesday phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>To know that's a dating possum girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I think we would just hear two dudes laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, sure you give her a stuffed powsome on

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<v Speaker 1>your first date as a president.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, one with the stuffing pulled out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, so congratulations you guys. You got a

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<v Speaker 1>second date, all right, and.

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<v Speaker 3>The matrix is still intact.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sort of.

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<v Speaker 2>Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that second date update happened months ago, and we

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<v Speaker 1>all got raby shots this morning because we we're coming

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<v Speaker 1>back to give us an update update. So welcome back

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<v Speaker 1>to the show, you two.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>We can all all the possums we want now.

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<v Speaker 2>I've already had rabies once, so it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, welcome back you guys. What's new? What made

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<v Speaker 1>you reach out to the show?

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<v Speaker 5>We really just wanted to update, like just how and

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<v Speaker 5>it was obviously to get to talk to you guys

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<v Speaker 5>and then to just let you guys know what we've

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<v Speaker 5>been up to and what's going on with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so are you guys still together?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Together?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? What's that like?

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<v Speaker 4>Evan? Well, it turns out that the Ponsan thing wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>her being crazy. She has a really big heart and

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<v Speaker 4>she loves animals, the opposite.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, turns out she's crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to come across as like the obsessive

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<v Speaker 5>squirrel woodland creature loving lady at all.

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<v Speaker 2>It should work for you. I mean, why there was

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<v Speaker 2>no possums in that film is a tragedy.

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<v Speaker 5>They should have had them. No, but we we did

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<v Speaker 5>come up with an alternative. So once a month we

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<v Speaker 5>do go to an animal shelter together and we volunteer

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<v Speaker 5>and it kind of like it gets.

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<v Speaker 3>Just adopt every animal.

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<v Speaker 2>You guys are gonna have little fur babies together.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, they are so so cute. There really is a

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<v Speaker 5>cute rabbit there that I do love.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Evan, are you ready to become doctor Doolittle?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it sounds like it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, as long as it's not upon them going.

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<v Speaker 3>To have like a snake in a racon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's still a stance for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're happy to hear that you guys are still

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<v Speaker 1>together and still doing well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's been great, Ivean. He supports my my love

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<v Speaker 5>for all the animals.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're gonna start adopting him and naming them after

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<v Speaker 2>us on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll keep us updated on your life. You guys, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for reaching out. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.