Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision.
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Speaker 1: But schedule. I'm weezy and ready for the summertime. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty ready for the summertime too. I plan.
Speaker 2: Because I'm in therapy. I'm realizing that I have my burnouts.
Speaker 2: I've had the same burnout twice a year for the
Speaker 2: last four.
Speaker 1: Years now, and I was like, oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: a fucking pattern.
Speaker 2: So I'm planning after Juneteenth weekend to take a little break.
Speaker 3: By the way, follow me. I will be hosting.
Speaker 2: On the East in Oklahoma City for Juneteenth, so check
Speaker 2: me out there. Tickets will be available where I post
Speaker 2: it wherever, but I'll be in Oklahoma City. I'm really
Speaker 2: excited because doing Oklahoma City a year after doing Tulsa
Speaker 2: in like during the same Juneteenth weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I'm flying back just for the layout, because that's the
Speaker 2: start of a whole ass.
Speaker 1: Sait ain't it's Juneteenth? Juneteenth?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's June fifteenth. June sixteenth is the layout. Oh
Speaker 2: oh yes, bitch.
Speaker 3: I got the first flight in the morning.
Speaker 2: I just thought that I could come back and lay
Speaker 2: out on the lawn and see some Brooklyn Nickels.
Speaker 1: I was in LA for Juneteenth last year and it
Speaker 1: did not hit the same. No, girl, you gotta come here.
Speaker 1: I was at Black on the Block shout out to
Speaker 1: the ladies that do Black on the Block. That was fun.
Speaker 1: But when it was over, I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't be here, and it's crazy because like I really
Speaker 1: wanted to do this activation with them this year, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, dog, I think I need to be
Speaker 1: in New York.
Speaker 2: We toured all of like last summer except for August,
Speaker 2: and when I tell you, I feel like I missed
Speaker 2: all of New York in the summertime last year. So
Speaker 2: this year it ain't gonna happen cease.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a little bit of Like so I go
Speaker 1: to Europe every summer and I'm like, I don't really know.
Speaker 1: It's so Afro Nation. It's like the biggest afrobeats festivals
Speaker 1: in Portugal. I want to go. And then I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss fucking Juneteenth. I'm gonna miss a New
Speaker 1: York summer for real. And now I've got somebody here
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, maybe I just need to like
Speaker 1: relax a little bit. Maybe I just need to stop moving.
Speaker 1: And I've tried my best to like stop. My body
Speaker 1: body literally forced me to stop. Recently. I'm gonna write
Speaker 1: about it in the book, but I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just don't really like talking about how stuff on horrible.
Speaker 1: I promise I don't have cancer and I'm not dying,
Speaker 1: but you know, it's just like when you realize you're
Speaker 1: getting older and how much you need to take care
Speaker 1: of yourself, like it's tough. Like I've almost felt I can't.
Speaker 1: I haven't drank in like four weeks. Not because I
Speaker 1: don't want to drink. I would love to go drink,
Speaker 1: but I just can't. Every time I make an event
Speaker 1: or something to do, I'm just like so tired. So
Speaker 1: I'm just hoping that I have fucking energy for the summer.
Speaker 1: I literally went to the doctor. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what's some stuff that I could do to just kind
Speaker 1: of like boost up my immunity. And he's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you can eat more fish, you can cut out red meat.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, cool, you could boost up omega threes, Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: you can cut out alcohol. I was like, oh, what else,
Speaker 1: because like, I have things to do, Nigga, I have
Speaker 1: to be in love this summer. I was in love
Speaker 1: every other season with this nigga, and now we need
Speaker 1: to see what the summer gonna do like what I am,
Speaker 1: like not happy about the fact that I'm not what
Speaker 1: I feel like is myself, but I think it's just
Speaker 1: a true testimony to tell me, like, okay, just like
Speaker 1: sit down. It's okay, Yeah, you don't have to fucking
Speaker 1: travel too much.
Speaker 2: I think the sitting down is definitely needed. I mean
Speaker 2: for both of us. I don't know, it's weird because
Speaker 2: I finally, finally, finally, finally, finally feel like out of
Speaker 2: my rut with getting over my last relationship. So like
Speaker 2: I'm like entertaining, Like, oh, Nigga's right now, what got
Speaker 2: you out of the rut?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I just kind of finally like with with
Speaker 2: everything that happened in the last couple of months and
Speaker 2: feeling down. And then y'all, if you're not on Patreon
Speaker 2: or you wasn't on the last towel hall with the
Speaker 2: woman that came to me, woman a woman texted me
Speaker 2: trying to like team up mad Bitch's link up on
Speaker 2: some let's expose this nigga.
Speaker 3: It kind of reminded me, like everything that I.
Speaker 2: Missed about him, he still is the piece of shit
Speaker 2: that he is, and so I mean, I've been going
Speaker 2: on days.
Speaker 1: I went on a date which was real cute. We
Speaker 1: have our second.
Speaker 2: One Instagram Instagram.
Speaker 1: So met him on Instagram? Did he shoot his shaw?
Speaker 2: So I followed him? Not sure even how so I
Speaker 2: followed him. I thought weeks before?
Speaker 1: Now no, no, no?
Speaker 2: He followed me back. He followed me back, and then
Speaker 2: we immediately hopped in. We immediately hopped in each other's dms.
Speaker 2: He said thank you for the follow I was like, nigga,
Speaker 2: I was following you mad weeks ago, like you just
Speaker 2: downsliding my DM spe shit and we started talking literally
Speaker 2: an hour later. I was like, you want to meet
Speaker 2: me at record Room tonight? And you know I have
Speaker 2: a drink. He doesn't drink, my luck, but we meet bro.
Speaker 1: We're there. He wasn't even drinking, Bro.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll order three espresso Martinez. But we sat
Speaker 2: and talked for four hours. Why doesn't heed drink? He
Speaker 2: just doesn't drink. He's not a drinker, he's not a smoker.
Speaker 2: I don't know how long this is gonna last either.
Speaker 2: My friends were like, bitch, it won't last.
Speaker 1: But he was just so ooh, maybe here girl.
Speaker 3: He had a little accent.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I don't know what the accent is,
Speaker 2: but it was cute, and so we got lunch.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow for four hours. You didn't know where the accent was.
Speaker 1: It was a mix. It was a hodgepodge.
Speaker 2: He was from all over the South, but he lived
Speaker 2: up here for like the last ten years. It was
Speaker 2: just accent, bitch, and it was good. But anyways, we'll
Speaker 2: see how that goes. I'm gonna tell you to fat
Speaker 2: because he's an artist and I just don't enough. I
Speaker 2: want to keep dealing with artists like uh a musician.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, I was like like paint no, not like
Speaker 1: a musician like Bosio r law Wayne, Like what are
Speaker 1: we saying? No artists? Oh okay, okay the other artists.
Speaker 1: So it's interesting too with no drink dates. So like,
Speaker 1: for those of you that heard the Patreon episode with Brianda,
Speaker 1: she recently had told me like, yo, I normally don't
Speaker 1: drink for six the first six months of every year.
Speaker 1: And since I'm on this dating like rush, I'm drinking
Speaker 1: and I'm like yeah, bro, Like dating and social ship
Speaker 1: is so real. I was talking to a homegirl from Orlando,
Speaker 1: Koya Koya, and she literally was like now that I
Speaker 1: don't drink anymore, I'm like losing friendship.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sure dates and social and all that shit
Speaker 2: is mad different.
Speaker 1: Bro, because how do you connect? Like I haven't drink, you.
Speaker 3: Connect with with logic. I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: My little coochie was thumping after that date, and you
Speaker 2: connect with logic.
Speaker 1: Oh God.
Speaker 2: I literally was like, if he was drinking the way
Speaker 2: I was drinking, I feel like he.
Speaker 1: Would have been a little bit more loocal. No. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, if you can connect without drinks, you
Speaker 1: just have to do shit that is it centered around drinking.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying too.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of you make really better decisions when
Speaker 2: at least one person is not drinking.
Speaker 1: Well that's not good for the podcast.
Speaker 3: Well then hold on, so let me tell you this.
Speaker 2: Then another nigga I linked up with, and this is
Speaker 2: where I actually want your advice. Homeil top of the show,
Speaker 2: it's me again, boom, So I'm out of my homegirl.
Speaker 1: We getting lit.
Speaker 3: I I the niggas in my phone that I you know,
Speaker 3: we just talk.
Speaker 1: We're cordial.
Speaker 2: So he's in my phone and I'm like, YO, pull
Speaker 2: up on me. When my girl, but come get drinks,
Speaker 2: not thinking he was gonna pull up because he'll let
Speaker 2: niggas bitch.
Speaker 3: So lit the spot that we're at, I'll let him
Speaker 3: know this nigga's coming.
Speaker 1: They keep it open.
Speaker 2: They're like, is he still coming? Is he still coming, bitch?
Speaker 2: So they keep it open just for this nigga. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, like, nigga, you coming, They're fucking keeping
Speaker 2: the spot open.
Speaker 1: Nigga, you're a little late. He's like, I'm on the way.
Speaker 1: I'm on the way. So he comes. We have a
Speaker 1: good asd little time.
Speaker 2: We drinking, but me and my homegirl were already drinking,
Speaker 2: so I was already feeling myself.
Speaker 1: He comes in.
Speaker 2: He's like, okay, is he by himself? What is security?
Speaker 2: But by himself?
Speaker 1: Yes? Shut but yes by himself. So anyways, I don't
Speaker 1: even if it was funny until you lie. But she's like,
Speaker 1: it's an extension of it. I mean.
Speaker 2: So anyways, he's like, y'all want to be dropped off home.
Speaker 2: I'm like cool, So he drops off my homegirl, he
Speaker 2: drops me off, and then here goes the holl in meat.
Speaker 2: And maybe it's the hole in him. Maybe he knew
Speaker 2: there was a hole in meat. He's like, let me
Speaker 2: walk you to your door. So his driver stays downstairs.
Speaker 1: He walks me up, but.
Speaker 2: He doesn't just walk through me to the door. He
Speaker 2: comes in and immediately we closed the spot down. So
Speaker 2: it's probably two thirty in the morning. I've been drinking
Speaker 2: since eight pm. When I tell you lit lit, you know.
Speaker 1: How it's your first time meeting him. No, we've hung out.
Speaker 2: So here's here's the part of it, bitch. I've curved
Speaker 2: this nigga for the last four years. Okay, literally have
Speaker 2: curved him. Why because and I told you who this
Speaker 2: person is. When you be talking too much, you give
Speaker 2: it too any little clues, So I ain't gonna keep
Speaker 2: saying it.
Speaker 1: But anyways, curve this nigga. You weren't curving him, bitch.
Speaker 1: You were letty shoes.
Speaker 3: No, but he never bought me shoes.
Speaker 2: I was trying to see it, but then curving him
Speaker 2: for the pussy, but still trying.
Speaker 3: To see what I could get out of him.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Yeah, he ben wanted the kuchi to just
Speaker 2: come over and get some kuchi and I was like no,
Speaker 2: So I was trying to play.
Speaker 1: The trick roll clearly. Four years later he.
Speaker 2: Got me because okay, he got me. So here's the
Speaker 2: question I have to ask you. I've been curving this
Speaker 2: nigga sexually. He knows it, trying to put him into
Speaker 2: a little and he wore.
Speaker 1: You down, bab wore me Downholdo one nigga's logic, bitch
Speaker 1: another nigga. Bitch it was good.
Speaker 2: Really, Oh, I see, bitch, And that's why I was
Speaker 2: curving him because didn't think it was gonna be good. So, bitch,
Speaker 2: finally get to fuck this nigga fucks me, don't not
Speaker 2: only fucks me down. We go, we go twice, that's
Speaker 2: how good it is. And he's like, bitch, I don't
Speaker 2: even go two rounds. You got me going two rounds.
Speaker 2: He looked like when I tell you, when I tell you,
Speaker 2: when I tell you that dick was good, I was mad.
Speaker 1: First off.
Speaker 2: It started that he was a good kisser. Oh, you
Speaker 2: don't even look like a good cusser.
Speaker 1: He don't look like he know to read.
Speaker 3: He don't do this.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying he isn't handsome. I'm just saying either
Speaker 1: he looks like, oh he looks like books are like
Speaker 1: jail stuff. No, legit.
Speaker 2: You know, he looks like he knows how to make
Speaker 2: a jail pizza.
Speaker 1: Yeah he does.
Speaker 2: He or Jael burrito. He looked like he know what
Speaker 2: to do with ramen. Well, we don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: That's what he looked like. So anyways, he fucks me down, bitch,
Speaker 2: fucks me down down like fucks me like good, like
Speaker 2: twenty four seven fucks me And I'm not comparing his
Speaker 2: dick or anything, but.
Speaker 1: He fucked me down, bitch. Now, I don't know how
Speaker 1: to talk to him. What do you mean? So like
Speaker 1: ended up linking with him.
Speaker 2: Again, and bitch ill called myself rubbing his hand and
Speaker 2: I was like, ooh, I can't let his niggas burnt
Speaker 2: y'all link uh. At the studio, I was like so,
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, uh, you want to go on
Speaker 2: a date? I don't want to date, But now because
Speaker 2: the dick was good, I'm like, oh, and I don't
Speaker 2: want nothing from you. You could be my twenty four
Speaker 2: to seven replacement.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's gonna work for you.
Speaker 3: We'll see why until I get a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Okay, Because the other niggas that you were like yo,
Speaker 1: I just feel like, the more that you fucking nigga,
Speaker 1: the more your feelings are now a little bit tied here, China,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be easy for you to
Speaker 1: just keep getting.
Speaker 2: Even though you know I don't want him, not like that.
Speaker 2: But the dick was good.
Speaker 1: I don't think it matters because I think when the
Speaker 1: dick gets good and better and better, you're just like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I can show you what a book is.
Speaker 1: I could fucking take you out this life, fuck the studio.
Speaker 1: Let's go to the Parker Out Hotel and have dinner.
Speaker 1: Like oh no, so that's the thing too, Bitch. I
Speaker 1: had him pull up to me to meet me at
Speaker 1: a speakeasy. He had never been to a speakeasy, Bitch.
Speaker 1: I felt like I was teaching his niggas thorm bitch
Speaker 1: what he literally We literally had a whole conversation. He
Speaker 1: had never been to nothing like that. He had never
Speaker 1: been to a speakeasy, bitch. You a hood ass nigga, bitch,
Speaker 1: he'd just be going to the bodega. It's so weird
Speaker 1: that this happened now because I just started watching for
Speaker 1: the first time. Okay, oh okay, I've been seeing him
Speaker 1: for like a week because I haven't been able to
Speaker 1: leave the house because I was sick. And now I'm
Speaker 1: just like, what, Yeah, it's crazy, huh, I get the appeal.
Speaker 1: Actually it's crazy. He's attractive. He's very like.
Speaker 2: That dick isn't fuck the attractiveness. I could have easily
Speaker 2: curved him for another three years? Is he dating anybody
Speaker 2: that I don't know? I still, I mean, we don't.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask because I don't want to be with him.
Speaker 2: I wasn't supposed to fuck him, but I was. Here's
Speaker 2: how Here's how much of a hall I was fellas.
Speaker 2: Here's another tip for you. I told that nigga to
Speaker 2: just drop me off.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I was in a comfortable outfit as soon as he
Speaker 2: came to drop me off. I was in a comfortable
Speaker 2: outfit that night. It was comfortable enough to where I
Speaker 2: could have stayed in there, said, Maya's suposed to go
Speaker 2: to my room and just put on a T shirt
Speaker 2: and pantis. Bitch if he didn't know that was a
Speaker 2: I'm about to get some coochie ass. Motherfucking you did
Speaker 2: that on Burpy? I mean I was horny. Now did
Speaker 2: I know we was gonna kiss? If we would have
Speaker 2: kissed and it would have been bad, I would have
Speaker 2: been like, oh my god, no, no, no, you gotta go,
Speaker 2: you gotta go.
Speaker 1: We're doing too much a bit. She kissed me and
Speaker 1: it was like then I was just like, pull it out, nigga.
Speaker 1: And then I pulled it out and it was big,
Speaker 1: and it was like, we gotta go.
Speaker 3: It was big, bitch, it was big.
Speaker 1: It was can you let me look at I gotta
Speaker 1: look at him. No, he light skin, don't do that.
Speaker 1: He's brown. Y'all gotta stuck calling my niggas light skin. Well,
Speaker 1: he's brown just because he's hood. Don't make his light
Speaker 1: skin brown, don't.
Speaker 2: I don't like that, y'all say light skin because we
Speaker 2: is light skin. All my niggas is darker than me,
Speaker 2: except for the one I.
Speaker 1: Don't know he like anyway. It's crazy. Some niggas can
Speaker 1: look dusty and it's hot, bro Chill, I hate you.
Speaker 1: He has a dusty look, And you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: tell Edin who he is because you don't laugh. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to tell Edden who he is because then
Speaker 1: you'll understand what we're saying. I will, I will. So
Speaker 1: that's the thing.
Speaker 2: Girl, And when I tell you not Dusty Dick smelled good.
Speaker 2: Next smell good.
Speaker 1: No, he's rich, that's why. Okay maybe, but if he
Speaker 1: didn't have money and his wife, Fetter would not be
Speaker 1: this Chris.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're right. He probably like takes him out of
Speaker 2: the pack every day.
Speaker 3: Maybe his draws suit. When I tell you, did he
Speaker 3: have shames on?
Speaker 1: He did? Girl. It was so ghetto. Yes and yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes the chains are there. Well and now I don't know,
Speaker 1: like i'd be like, girl, this is how lame I am.
Speaker 2: I was like happy for twenty I don't know what
Speaker 2: to say to him now because it's like I don't
Speaker 2: want to just invite him over because i'd'ncourged him from
Speaker 2: coming over, Like.
Speaker 1: He's who cares. It's obsolete. Everything you did before you
Speaker 1: were naked in front of somebody's obsolete, bitch. Honestly, anytime
Speaker 1: you want to reinvent yourself is obsolete. My nigga tried
Speaker 1: to bring up some shit about one day when I
Speaker 1: was crying about something. I was like, yeah, but we're
Speaker 1: in love now. He was like, don't it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: There is a change that was December.
Speaker 2: We're not just friends now though, right, so how do
Speaker 2: I try to move him over to just drop that dick?
Speaker 1: Bro? What what are you doing later? No? Right now?
Speaker 1: You yeah, but what are you doing later? Are you
Speaker 1: got time to do it? After nine? I could be free,
Speaker 1: be like, what are you doing tonight? I'm cooking? M
Speaker 1: cook it, but I'm not cooking.
Speaker 2: I gotta travel. I ain't got no groceries. He don't
Speaker 2: get a whole cooked meal this early? Okay, then this
Speaker 2: is really cute. Be like what you're doing?
Speaker 1: I'm cooking, and by that I mean ordering sushi. He's
Speaker 1: so good. I don't know if he eats sushi. Okay,
Speaker 1: girl figured it out.
Speaker 2: I'm might have to order some chicken, might have to
Speaker 2: order some Chinese, order it in. I don't even know
Speaker 2: if he eats some raw fish. She gonna be like, bitch,
Speaker 2: where is the cook food? He's so rich though, that
Speaker 2: don't mean ship.
Speaker 1: I really am disappointed when rich niggas they never done ship.
Speaker 3: Bro, They just want to They just rich and then
Speaker 3: order fried hard.
Speaker 1: Donal may say he never had s car going. I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, what I'm telling you never had that?
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking of myself what I'm not like.
Speaker 2: Not everyone gets money and it's like, oh, let me
Speaker 2: eat snails now.
Speaker 1: No, they get rich and want a buye pussy. We
Speaker 1: just aren't. Like I don't even want to get rich.
Speaker 1: I mean it's going to be egregious. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: on the black market just to see what they got.
Speaker 1: I don't want to buy kids or anything, but let's
Speaker 1: just see what's in there for me. I'm going to
Speaker 1: be in there for you.
Speaker 2: What would be what would be the craziest, wattlest thing
Speaker 2: you would want to buy if you were if you
Speaker 2: won the lotto and could just you know, like.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's not about crazy thing. I could buy it.
Speaker 1: Like I'm saying, black market.
Speaker 2: Well, my black market, sex freak phost shit. What would
Speaker 2: you buy that you not spending your money on right now?
Speaker 1: Sex shit? Yes? Probably like a human table. What's a
Speaker 1: human table?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Like a like a person that would.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, just so I could have a little automan
Speaker 1: for my feet or something. I feel like i'd buy
Speaker 1: somebody hour or you could just buy one. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the black market is, but I'm just saying
Speaker 1: maybe i'd buy someone else's identity just for fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, okay, on a plane doing some crazy shit,
Speaker 1: and then I'd be like, what are you talking about, darling?
Speaker 2: I was, I was in New York, okay, So I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: So I just live a flag walk because a lot
Speaker 1: of places it's illegal.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: You can't have it in La or you can get
Speaker 1: it in Puerto Rico. You could that's a domestic flight. Whatever.
Speaker 1: I want to buy some shit that ain't really legal.
Speaker 1: I don't want to buy human love. My mom eat
Speaker 1: fogra Puerto Rico. She was like, oh what is this?
Speaker 1: I say, bitches fancy? So were gonna get it for you.
Speaker 1: It's a little inhumane, but it's good. Let me see.
Speaker 1: What would I do. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Probably bad timing with it, I don't care. Everyone would
Speaker 2: sign NBA's and I'd have I don't know, fucking Louise
Speaker 2: from Susia walking around making sure everyone's given consent. I
Speaker 2: would pay for a house on an island to have
Speaker 2: a Diddy type free call.
Speaker 1: I what is it too early? Does that? They don't
Speaker 1: do that. It's just a sex party. Yeah, Well to
Speaker 1: whatever capacity he was doing it, though I don't know,
Speaker 1: it seemed like it was above the sex party. I
Speaker 1: don't know. You just think it was just a rash
Speaker 1: okay by Diddy thing with the sex trafficking. I was
Speaker 1: reading about how flying someone into sex trafficking. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that was ext I actually don't think any of the
Speaker 1: paying for pussy is bad or any of the gay
Speaker 1: shit is bad. I just think you killed people. Oh
Speaker 1: I think there's a track record of him killing people.
Speaker 1: That to me is why digitally, why he deserves to
Speaker 1: be right. So, no, but just because you paid.
Speaker 2: For some pussy, you kept the economy going, I mean yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's where I would want everyone. Like when I
Speaker 2: used to go to the Whole Trips in my twenties,
Speaker 2: bitch just got flat rate fees and whoever wanted to fuck,
Speaker 2: but you kind of already know what you signing up for,
Speaker 2: so you gotta fuck. I would want to curate the
Speaker 2: most beautiful men and women straight in buy for a
Speaker 2: big ass freak off on an island with a chef
Speaker 2: to feed everyone a.
Speaker 1: Ball, like you're pretty much pre consented.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, because everybody getting paid to be there, right,
Speaker 2: and so now everybody getting fucked.
Speaker 1: That's what I would want. I feel like that's what
Speaker 1: I want to spend it.
Speaker 2: Like, I feel like that's what heat of it. Javacan
Speaker 2: some it on a trip like where I talied. Me
Speaker 2: and the bitches got our own villa. You got your
Speaker 2: own villa, We got our own yacht. You got your
Speaker 2: own yacht. You got drivers, we got drivers. I don't
Speaker 2: been on a trip that I calculated was easily one
Speaker 2: hundred grand. What about only six bitches? He brought about
Speaker 2: seven eight niggas. We each had villas. Bitch, I paid
Speaker 2: for the villa. The billa was fifty like I did
Speaker 2: the mad but you paid for the villa like I
Speaker 2: got sent the money to buy the villa.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, like yeah, everything went through me.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm like, bitch, I know how much this salt.
Speaker 1: By the way, one of my friends just took a
Speaker 1: trip like that with someone that's like, right them this
Speaker 1: type of niggas to do it the like okay, cause
Speaker 1: she had me dying, so she's lit. There were some
Speaker 1: other bitches there who were lit, and then there was
Speaker 1: just some random She was like, damn, where the fuck
Speaker 1: did he find these bitches? Right, she started talking about
Speaker 1: how they all do mushrooms. She's like girl. Everybody started
Speaker 1: going around the table. One girl's like, yeah, my uncle
Speaker 1: fucked me, and another girl talking about how you know
Speaker 1: she lost part of her leg and the nigga helped
Speaker 1: pay for it. She said, I'm sitting there like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I thought we were supposed to be a second coming
Speaker 1: on and she was like, I got too deep. She
Speaker 1: was like, then it got my turn to share, and
Speaker 1: I'm like I used to day the nigga I with
Speaker 1: my ass and I'm like, bro dog she had to
Speaker 1: go there. She was like, everybody started doing this fucking
Speaker 1: like what's the word with a komm like no, like kumbayashi.
Speaker 1: She was like, but it's because he wouldn't let any
Speaker 1: of the bitches.
Speaker 3: Don't ever have you do again, bitch, no on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Why bitch I was thinking about it. That's three cakes,
Speaker 1: that is inappropriate. I'm not, I said, cool whom baysha.
Speaker 1: But anyway, we were cuckoo and a lot. He wouldn't
Speaker 1: let the girls fucked up the niggas. He brought read
Speaker 1: his best friends.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, bitch, we have to talk about it
Speaker 2: because I think my homegirl's.
Speaker 1: On that trip. Oh yeah, we can. So basically, she
Speaker 1: was recent yeah. Uh huh. She was like, girl, we
Speaker 1: just all was there. Nobody else can fuck your friends.
Speaker 2: She was like, you know what if it's the same trip,
Speaker 2: because then bitches, he was paying them girls.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I'm telling.
Speaker 2: You because all the other girls didn't get paid to
Speaker 2: be on the trip. And if it's the same trip,
Speaker 2: look now I'm saying too much.
Speaker 1: No, no, now we got hoes in common. But love key.
Speaker 1: I was bad because she called me to tell me
Speaker 1: this story. I'm like, bitch, didn't you invite me on
Speaker 1: a beach trip two weeks ago? She was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna be fun. Oh, I don't like
Speaker 1: being half invited to a whole trip. You need to
Speaker 1: let me know what I'm in on. It's bitch, don't
Speaker 1: bring the friend that don't know she got a sucker dick.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that happens a lot.
Speaker 1: That happens a lot. Like I never.
Speaker 2: Let any anytime I was setting up a trip, especially
Speaker 2: if it was with my nigga, I would let my
Speaker 2: friends know.
Speaker 3: You might have to fuck me or him, like or
Speaker 3: we could play it all.
Speaker 1: But bitch, this is what.
Speaker 3: This is what's on the on the docket, on the docket.
Speaker 2: If you come, you either gonna have to fuck me,
Speaker 2: and I'll tell him he can't fuck you, but you're
Speaker 2: gonna have to let me eatcho pussy or some or
Speaker 2: you could fuck him. I'll let you know if you
Speaker 2: could fuck him. Or he may have friends that you
Speaker 2: just may need to entertain them. Niggas don't get no
Speaker 2: coochie unless you put a price on it.
Speaker 1: Now, I went on him. I was the entertained girl,
Speaker 1: and I've been very fortunate. Now you are only the
Speaker 1: entertained girl. If this bitch says you're the entertained girl, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like really, I've been lucky enough to wear the whole
Speaker 1: trips I've been on. I was like, and I remember
Speaker 1: I said to my homegirl, like, bitch doesn't even think
Speaker 1: he gonna fuck me. She's like, weezy, I swear no,
Speaker 1: but you didn't get paid right, No, no, no. They gave
Speaker 1: me a read to take off work. So she was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, let me see your phone because I'm
Speaker 1: telling you all believe you. She showed me and she
Speaker 1: sends his pick. He's like, she's cute. She could come.
Speaker 1: She was like, well, I don't think we's gonna fuck
Speaker 1: she cool though, he was like, man, all right.
Speaker 2: It's crazy because when I was just in LA, I
Speaker 2: realized how out of the loop I am from all
Speaker 2: of that. Went out, uh to a dinner the night
Speaker 2: before before, we went to Highlight Room, and I was
Speaker 2: at this table full of bitches, and I hated it.
Speaker 3: I hated all the guys, hated all the girls.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, I can't do this, not
Speaker 2: even just to be fed, Like I would rather feed
Speaker 2: myself than be in mind you. It was dinner. My
Speaker 2: friend had to send pictures of me and my homegirl
Speaker 2: to sit at dinner. Nigga, are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2: Clearly we got approved, but when I got there, I
Speaker 2: was like, I hate all of you. Everyone was like,
Speaker 2: it's tough because like, it's not fun anymore.
Speaker 1: It's not fun. It's not fun. And I think it's
Speaker 1: because one any of these girls want to get saved.
Speaker 1: There's no real hose anymore. There's no hose that's doing
Speaker 1: this shit for fun A lot of these days, right,
Speaker 1: they're just younger. We're not hanging with them.
Speaker 2: It's the twenty three four five year old bitch they
Speaker 2: still I don't really know if that's true.
Speaker 1: Also because I think there's a little bit of a
Speaker 1: shift that happened, okay, from the air.
Speaker 2: That we were from the heralds back when we was home.
Speaker 1: The internet exists, and the Internet has shown you what
Speaker 1: a lot of women have, how a lot of women
Speaker 1: are living their lives that fuck them, same niggas, And
Speaker 1: so at this younger age, you're exposed to seeing what
Speaker 1: you could be like be asking think about some of
Speaker 1: these fashion over girls, they're only twenty three, twenty four, bro.
Speaker 1: Even Lotto, she's gorgeous, but she's really young. And I'm
Speaker 1: not saying Loto is one of those girls. Obviously she's
Speaker 1: a rapper, but I'm just saying, like the look of
Speaker 1: these girls, you're not young. But then that's the thing.
Speaker 2: They're getting these men to fund these surgeries, but they
Speaker 2: may not necessarily be funding their full lifestyles because still
Speaker 2: from what I from what I gather in these streets,
Speaker 2: things are still very much transactional as if as in,
Speaker 2: you're not getting money unless I'm fucking like, there's very
Speaker 2: few men putting women on payroll or paying for apartments.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing you gotta know that you're being fucked.
Speaker 1: I just no, no, no, no no. I recently hooked a
Speaker 1: homegirl of mine up with a trick that I produced
Speaker 1: a show for.
Speaker 3: It was a trick that you produced the shows.
Speaker 1: It was a pilot that ended up not going through
Speaker 1: because you had another deal in the works. But he's
Speaker 1: a famous dude, and I know he likes spending money
Speaker 1: on bitches. So I was like, yo, I got a
Speaker 1: homegirl I think you would like now. I know that
Speaker 1: she's wanted to date lit niggas, and I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: I got somebody. He's in the LA area. You just
Speaker 1: moved to LA. It's perfect, You'll love him. So they
Speaker 1: went on a date, had a great time. They go
Speaker 1: on a second date. Something happened to her phone and
Speaker 1: he gave her a thousand dollars for the phone. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: go get you a new phone. Okay right. So, like
Speaker 1: you know when they just start slow.
Speaker 2: That being starting slow is not a girl The nails
Speaker 2: are slow. This is he sped right up.
Speaker 1: When I say starts slow, I'm talking about we're talking
Speaker 1: about UDEs that are spending crazy bread to fuck not
Speaker 1: and look to.
Speaker 2: Give a bitch one thousand dollars day. And they haven't
Speaker 2: fucked yet.
Speaker 1: No. The second day, man, Okay, third day comes, he's like, Yo,
Speaker 1: do you want to go to Malibu? I gotta do
Speaker 1: an event out there. Whatever, we'll get around. She's like,
Speaker 1: he gave her some money to get a dressed. I'm like, girl,
Speaker 1: he's showing you he's a trick, so you know what
Speaker 1: comes next. She's like, what comes next? Of course she
Speaker 1: gets to Malibu as if I honestly thought he was
Speaker 1: trying to trigger warning her. Okay, from the way that
Speaker 1: this call went, I'm like, what's going on. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I went for a walk. I just
Speaker 1: went to lobby. Like I can just tell he wants
Speaker 1: to fuck me. And I was like, if you're in
Speaker 1: a hotel room, right, I said, you said you wanted
Speaker 1: a nigga that was gonna break you off some bread.
Speaker 1: I know he breaks bitches off, mind you, Mandy. I've
Speaker 1: known him for about two years now, seeing a few
Speaker 1: girls he's fucked. Do not get the vibe that he's
Speaker 1: like a violent dude. And I would never have put
Speaker 1: a woman in that situation. But I definitely would put
Speaker 1: a woman in a situation that wants some money and
Speaker 1: he wants a pussy, So I'm like, what do you
Speaker 1: want me to do? Right? She's like I just can't
Speaker 1: believe this, And I'm like.
Speaker 3: Did y'all not have the conversation like how green is she?
Speaker 1: Like? Because bitches be green?
Speaker 2: Some of y'all bitches watching this goddamn show green as fuck?
Speaker 2: Y'all really be thinking this nigga like you so much?
Speaker 2: She about to break you off three to five bands
Speaker 2: before you get the pussy.
Speaker 1: Now now you in a hotel room. I was so
Speaker 1: pissed off at this call. I'm like, what did he do?
Speaker 1: She's like, we get into bed and he got she
Speaker 1: got in the bed with him.
Speaker 3: Bitch, if you didn't want to fuck you should.
Speaker 1: Have been like, hey, hey, could they get in the bed?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 1: She said, he's gonna like he's in his boxer and
Speaker 1: he starts kissing and then he's like starts touching his
Speaker 1: dick and she's like what the fuck? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: bro fast forward right. This ship was so funny. All
Speaker 1: I know is he said her okay, and luis for
Speaker 1: the dress, all the rude dress. This is a chain goodbye.
Speaker 1: I was like, but you're adulta bird. He has a
Speaker 1: driver come and drop off the dress money. She comes
Speaker 1: back upstairs, she's like, yo, I really want to leave.
Speaker 1: So he's like, yo, chill, I'll drive you home in morning.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is the problem? He's like, I'm just
Speaker 1: really confused. How you thought this was about sex? He said,
Speaker 1: I'm confused how you thought that? I really thought he
Speaker 1: gave her four thousand dollars to go shopping. I love that.
Speaker 1: He was like, Hey, she's a cute.
Speaker 2: Big is this Is this a close friend of yours
Speaker 2: that you just married, Like she doesn't know you are real, hope,
Speaker 2: or she thought you just did this podcast like she
Speaker 2: didn't like.
Speaker 1: Manny, I didn't fuck it. I didn't know, Like, bro,
Speaker 1: I know we're enough. We're not besties, but I know
Speaker 1: her enough. I know we're enough to where she's been doing.
Speaker 1: I don't talk about it right now. So I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there and I'm thinking to myself. She calls me. She
Speaker 1: tells me that he says this shit the next day,
Speaker 1: so I started laughing. She's like, why are you what
Speaker 1: do you think this shit is funny? And I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I think it's hilarious. You were telling me this man
Speaker 1: gave you five thousand dollars in two days, and by
Speaker 1: the third day, when you guys had to go fucking
Speaker 1: lay up in Alaibu, you didn't think he's Like, I said,
Speaker 1: how much did you spend when you went to Bloomingdale's.
Speaker 1: She was like, I don't know if you hunted on
Speaker 1: the dress. I'm like, great out and he's not even ugly. Mandy, like,
Speaker 1: you got paid for gs to fuck this nigga and
Speaker 1: you said no because you wanted to keep your sanctity.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to looking for some real host. Bitch.
Speaker 2: I got him, and you don't know why you playing
Speaker 2: over here with these little la girls. They want to
Speaker 2: act like they want to be wives. Bitch, be a
Speaker 2: hoe and be the best hoe you can be.
Speaker 1: You don't know him, I know, so I repeat this
Speaker 1: story right to a homegirl. Mind like, bitch, I don't
Speaker 1: want you to talk about this horrible and.
Speaker 2: Here you are talking about it with my homegirl says
Speaker 2: this okay.
Speaker 1: Why I'm like, why wouldn't I say that? She was like,
Speaker 1: because you it's not I said.
Speaker 2: If someone is asking wait, wait, wait, let's like the
Speaker 2: tricks at wait, let's explain, Let's explain, because someone listening
Speaker 2: could feel like we are not being considerate of a woman.
Speaker 2: Maybe in an unsafe environment.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's unsafe. Okay, well, then an uncent
Speaker 1: if you got in the bed when a nigga would boxer.
Speaker 1: Oh here's the thing. Has she fucked for money before?
Speaker 2: Because based on again the Internet, there are a lot
Speaker 2: of ticker talkers and influencers that are making it seem
Speaker 2: like they are getting money apartments, shopping spreez dinners all
Speaker 2: without having to fuck.
Speaker 3: I don't don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she sucks for money before it.
Speaker 1: But when someone uses language like where are the tricks? Bitch?
Speaker 1: Put me on yeah and did that as replying to
Speaker 1: a close friends story at a mansion party, I was
Speaker 1: at where the nigga was at. That's when I like,
Speaker 1: if you're saying where are the tricks? Oh, absolutely not?
Speaker 1: And so for me. Before I even repeated this, I
Speaker 1: had to go over one more time. I was like,
Speaker 1: how did you get out of the scenario when he
Speaker 1: fucking started touching his dick and shit, what did you do?
Speaker 1: She got up and went to the lobby because I
Speaker 1: told him I wasn't feeling good. I had to go
Speaker 1: to the lobby. She said. He was like, okay, kind
Speaker 1: of thought it was weird. Oh the nigga girl. I
Speaker 1: thought of that nigga later and he was like, bro,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. He was like she was really
Speaker 1: sitting there stressed out, like I wasn't playing in the day.
Speaker 2: I've had this same experience happen oppositely, Like I remember
Speaker 2: when I lived in Miami. But any of y'all who
Speaker 2: don't know, I used to be a little mad, don't
Speaker 2: know what. Anyways, when when when teams used to come
Speaker 2: and play the Heat, they would all go out.
Speaker 3: This is when South Beach was like lick.
Speaker 2: So there was a game on Monday, Monday, no Sunday,
Speaker 2: live on Live on Sunday, Medic City Monday, so it
Speaker 2: was on Sunday.
Speaker 1: I have to literally stay the line too, look, come.
Speaker 2: On, Wayne, uh the So the game took place like midday,
Speaker 2: but they weren't leaving until the next day. So I
Speaker 2: took this whole group of and I can say now
Speaker 2: because I'm not gonna save the year, but I took
Speaker 2: the Sacramento Kings to live. Mind you, they was not
Speaker 2: fucking with them. The lift security guards. I had to
Speaker 2: literally go and bring all these niggas in because they
Speaker 2: had a lot of foreigners on the team at that time,
Speaker 2: but they had some lit niggas niggas. So I set up,
Speaker 2: I set up all the girls to be at the table,
Speaker 2: and I set it up because it was my boy's
Speaker 2: birthday on the team, and I was like everybody getting lit.
Speaker 2: So he had like a room or two extra for
Speaker 2: us to like flow into, just so bitches didn't have
Speaker 2: to drive like at the found Blue. No no, no, not
Speaker 2: at the Fountain Blue, at the hotels that the team
Speaker 2: was staying at, because girls, they don't want bitches at
Speaker 2: the Fountain Blue. They want to back at where the
Speaker 2: team hotel is. Okay, I didn't know if they got
Speaker 2: now it was downtown.
Speaker 3: So we're lit. We're lit.
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna tell you which NBA player pissed
Speaker 2: on the stage. He was that drunk. Why piss on
Speaker 2: the stage. This was his rookie season and he a
Speaker 2: cool litt nigga down sing, gonna put them out there
Speaker 2: like that. All I know is I bring all the
Speaker 2: girls to the table. All the girls know the Kings
Speaker 2: are in town.
Speaker 1: Everybody pull up to live. I got all of y'all.
Speaker 2: So I'm pulling in the foreign niggas on the team,
Speaker 2: letting the security know. I'm pulling in the bitches on
Speaker 2: the team, and I'm letting them all know we're.
Speaker 1: Going to the hotel after bitch.
Speaker 2: We all get to the room. One of my homegirls
Speaker 2: spoke my home like, it's it's crazy. Couple of them
Speaker 2: got they wives there. So there's like they're sneaking to
Speaker 2: the different floors with the different bitches in the different rooms.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. The next morning, my homeboy, the nigga who
Speaker 2: piss on the stage, hits me up and he's like, Yo,
Speaker 2: you gotta come and get this bitch.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I gotta come get this bitch. What
Speaker 1: the fun? Where were you? I was in the room.
Speaker 2: I was in the room with my homegirl. We literally
Speaker 2: all fell asleep. Bitch, like I said, just ended up
Speaker 2: scoured throughout the team. Everybody was every but there was
Speaker 2: like three bitches in my room. I slept in the
Speaker 2: bed with one of my homegirls that I'd be cuddling with,
Speaker 2: and then there was another bitch in the room. The
Speaker 2: other bitches that I knew scoured amongst the team. All
Speaker 2: I know is this nigga called me at like seven
Speaker 2: thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: Mind you.
Speaker 2: We had all got to the hotel and like fucking
Speaker 2: five o'clock. Nigga, it spent two and a half hours,
Speaker 2: but she's like, you gotta come get this bitch out
Speaker 2: my room.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: So I go and get the bitch out the room
Speaker 2: and send her upstairs. I'm like, order breakfast, order whatever
Speaker 2: you want. So I stay talking to him and he's like, bruh,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what y'all told me to bring holes?
Speaker 2: Mind you, this his first year in the league. He
Speaker 2: don't know what the fuck happened in Miami. So he's like, bruh,
Speaker 2: how the fuck. We get all the way to the room,
Speaker 2: she get butt ass naked, and motherfucker put her hand
Speaker 2: out asking me for some motherfucking money. Mind you, she
Speaker 2: only has for four hundred dollars. So I'm already and
Speaker 2: I said, so why do you i't give it a.
Speaker 1: Four hundred dollars? I know, I'll literally.
Speaker 2: Tell him, bitch, that's what she wanted. You knew what
Speaker 2: she wanted. You had to know what this was. And
Speaker 2: so literally he's mad as fuck because apparently they was
Speaker 2: going back and forth, and she was like, asked naked,
Speaker 2: asking him for money, and he was bewildered. Bitch, I
Speaker 2: don't even know if kerfuffled.
Speaker 1: He was biviled. He could not believe this bitch got
Speaker 1: all the way naked, and it was like yeah, but.
Speaker 3: Uh, what's up?
Speaker 1: Mind you?
Speaker 2: She was so drunk and lit. She was just like
Speaker 2: girl what Like I thought, this is what all of
Speaker 2: this was.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I'm not mad at her.
Speaker 2: Wasn't mad at her. She ordered great room service out
Speaker 2: of my room that was being covered by the other player,
Speaker 2: and I just told him. I was like, listen, I
Speaker 2: know you young, you into this, sorry when you come here.
Speaker 2: So on the flip side. And I'm only bringing this
Speaker 2: up because it's literally on the flip side. On the
Speaker 2: flip side. This girl was up front.
Speaker 1: Still made the nigga uncomfortable because the nigga was like whoa, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: what the fuck to where I had to come get
Speaker 1: the bitch out the room and it left.
Speaker 2: So I say all that to say, when a girl
Speaker 2: is asking for a trick, and when a trick is
Speaker 2: asking for a whole, it doesn't necessarily mean though that
Speaker 2: everybody knows the goddamn rules.
Speaker 1: I also don't like how there's an issue for me
Speaker 1: with I went out with her once. We were hanging
Speaker 1: out in whatever city was. I guess I won't be
Speaker 1: too specific because Instagram. Because Instagram, they'd be like, I'm
Speaker 1: even being particular with I narrate this motherfucker story. I
Speaker 1: know all the stories because we went to a random city.
Speaker 1: We both didn't fuck these niggas, but we were having
Speaker 1: bad fun. It was two dudes that were like using
Speaker 1: a corporate card for work. We met them at the
Speaker 1: restaurant we were at, I can't remember, Ocean Prime type shit,
Speaker 1: and we were like, we're going out and they were like,
Speaker 1: can we come? We were like no. They was like, bro,
Speaker 1: we got this fucking I think they worked for a bank.
Speaker 1: They're like, we can run the ship up, like y'all
Speaker 1: just clients and we were like, yeah, we clients. So
Speaker 1: we had bad phone that we're making out with them.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what happened, but I know she was
Speaker 1: wildin I think she like told her she has big tittes.
Speaker 1: She like put her top up in the car, like
Speaker 1: letting the niggas talk on her. Teddy is like I
Speaker 1: don't know what ended up happening with them then that night,
Speaker 1: but I know you were with some shit so when
Speaker 1: you asked me for a trick, and I just saw
Speaker 1: how we were acting with some niggas that bought a table. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Now suddenly, bro, it sounds like I've been fucking sound
Speaker 1: like Rihanna said I would like to date a man
Speaker 1: with money, and then I put her onto that nigga.
Speaker 1: No no treat. So here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I be honest with you, and maybe this is where
Speaker 2: we could come full circle. Bitches be holes, but don't
Speaker 2: want to be seen as holes by other people. And
Speaker 2: I say that because and friend, I know you listening,
Speaker 2: but I about to talk about your cousin.
Speaker 1: What I talked.
Speaker 3: She knows I'm talking to her because love her to death.
Speaker 2: But brought her and her friends and her cousin around
Speaker 2: my nigga. You don't want to talk about, but pretty
Speaker 2: much brought her around my nigga, and everybody knew what
Speaker 2: my nigga. We left a party, win A linked up
Speaker 2: with my old little NBA nigga.
Speaker 3: We link up, were smoking, were chilling.
Speaker 1: What nigga were talking about? Boyfriend? No no, no, no no, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I guess.
Speaker 3: An ex nigga with the same name of a nigga you.
Speaker 1: Used to fuck that nigga.
Speaker 2: Okay, well if you think, well, you're gonna be like, Oh, anyways,
Speaker 2: he been around for a long time.
Speaker 1: So we link up. She bring her friends around.
Speaker 2: Bitch, we even go to the back to the back room,
Speaker 2: and I I we disappeared for a little bit.
Speaker 1: You know, this is my nigga.
Speaker 3: She sliding his ship.
Speaker 2: What do you mean DMS yeah or a step one
Speaker 2: of either snaper or or DMS H.
Speaker 1: And he notified me. Oh why, she said, notified? Like
Speaker 1: the notification he notified just so you.
Speaker 2: Know, like, I really fuck with the niggas that fuck
Speaker 2: with me. So if you gonna sit here and try
Speaker 2: to go behind me, I end up knowing. So Bet
Speaker 2: never confronted her about it, because hose will be hose.
Speaker 2: So bitch, I tried to invite her on about two
Speaker 2: three whole trips and she wanted to see her and
Speaker 2: talk to her to my friend like she not a hope.
Speaker 2: And I literally said, tell your cousin, she is a
Speaker 2: hoe because she went behind me and tried to fuck
Speaker 2: on my nigga. That she was just around and when
Speaker 2: I try to put her on whole trips now she
Speaker 2: want to act like she's not a hope. Like these
Speaker 2: bitches be acting like they're not holes, and they do
Speaker 2: whole shit.
Speaker 1: They definitely do.
Speaker 3: They just don't want to be perceived as a whole
Speaker 3: by the masters.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I was listening to and this is not, by the.
Speaker 2: Way, hold on, let's see like a little uh a commercial.
Speaker 2: We are not host shamy here on the Horrible. No,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to host celebrate. And it's kind of annoying
Speaker 2: when it's like someone is trying to act like they're
Speaker 2: better than you when they know that you're kind of
Speaker 2: are you with the whole shit? I don't been on
Speaker 2: the whole shit, I'm not as much anymore, but I've
Speaker 2: been with it, so let's just stick with it. Be real,
Speaker 2: live in your troop. And I think that that's why
Speaker 2: people don't like this show. They be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: how can y'all live in your fucking truth?
Speaker 1: Bro? And I go in and out of that truth.
Speaker 1: Just like I said, open and closing a relationship. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I open and close my legs right now they're closed.
Speaker 1: It's sane, but I no, not right now. Others stay
Speaker 1: bout of the open beshide you gonna hold you join
Speaker 1: on Patreon to hear how I'm about to give it
Speaker 1: to a sex worker. No, but like for context, I
Speaker 1: go to this party. It was the It wasn't a
Speaker 1: Grammy weekend. What was going to Oscar Oscar weekend? So
Speaker 1: somebody throws in LA. People throw house parties. That's like
Speaker 1: the club thing, right like in New York. I don't
Speaker 1: really have that experience maybe after these, but like no,
Speaker 1: because they everybody to live in a box here yep,
Speaker 1: which we go on. So it's some Hollywood Hills parties.
Speaker 1: It's a bunch of Lakers players and some random actors. Right,
Speaker 1: so I'm staying with some of the players. One of
Speaker 1: my homegirls is there and she knows them. And this
Speaker 1: is not like some host shit. Everybody's like pretty chill.
Speaker 1: It's more industry. And one of the guys says he
Speaker 1: felt like he met me before. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I have a podcast. You've probably seen clips. He's like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, I have. But I'm not gonna put you
Speaker 1: on the bless I said, how are you gonna put
Speaker 1: on your glass? He's like, because of the content concept
Speaker 1: because there's some whole shit and so they're laughing. I'm like, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm not all hole like that today, But do I
Speaker 1: get on that motherfucking mic and tell you about how
Speaker 1: half a second dick and maybe it was for a
Speaker 1: little old man's.
Speaker 3: Not an apartment. Absolutely, I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 2: And this is where we're going to bring all of
Speaker 2: this whole shit back, right so where yes, you're pussy,
Speaker 2: may get your bills paid, may get you a bag,
Speaker 2: may get you a trip to Malibu. I will tell
Speaker 2: you I had the most whole resurrection that I've ever
Speaker 2: had in my life at Dreamville.
Speaker 3: So I went to Dreamville this poxiblity, bitch.
Speaker 1: Let me let me tell you. If you didn't you didn't, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. Okay, then you didn't have a whole restaurant.
Speaker 2: No, But this was the whole resurrection that I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: So I'm at Dreamville, I go ready, Oh, bitch, I
Speaker 2: have a little kit in my bag, butt plug lube, condoms.
Speaker 1: Baby, I'm ready. Who did you go with? Just Crystal?
Speaker 1: Were you in the same room. We were in the.
Speaker 3: Same room, but we were ready. First off, what were
Speaker 3: we gonna do.
Speaker 1: We were already ready.
Speaker 2: If she had to go to the lobby, she was ready.
Speaker 2: If the nigga had his own room, we would leave
Speaker 2: each other. We already went with the plans that we
Speaker 2: were ready at our big age shadow one night stand
Speaker 2: okay both of you. No, we were both ready to
Speaker 2: have a one night stand. Oh we we we like
Speaker 2: planned it out. I had everything ready to do, so
Speaker 2: so we get there from so to do.
Speaker 1: So I was ready for a one night stand. Now
Speaker 1: this is how you know we're old. The night skid scheduling. Okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: I can give my one night stand on Friday. It'll
Speaker 1: give me a little recovery time and you can do yours. Literally,
Speaker 1: can I need my eight hours? Brass?
Speaker 3: I went to Dreamville this year wanting to be a
Speaker 3: hard Okay. So the first.
Speaker 1: Dreamville I was on my period.
Speaker 2: The second Dreamville, I had a nigga. The third Dreamville
Speaker 2: we had just got back on, but technically he was
Speaker 2: still my nigga. So I've been to three dream Bills
Speaker 2: where technically I was out of commission. Okay, So I go,
Speaker 2: I said, bitch, blood ain't here. Pussy wex pussy shade.
Speaker 2: It's melling good. I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Blood ain't here, Blood ain't here, bitch, it was gone.
Speaker 1: You know it wouldn't matter for me. Baby.
Speaker 3: When I said well, I was like, oh, she ready ready.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we get to Dreamville and I'm around Friday,
Speaker 1: I'm around home.
Speaker 2: Around Saturday, I get to the festival, Bitch, I'm doing interviews.
Speaker 2: I'm meeting people, shout outs. There were so many fucking
Speaker 2: people that I was fans of the bitch, are fans
Speaker 2: of us that literally watched this show with their homegirls
Speaker 2: or know who we are?
Speaker 1: And I know them, you know a few of them.
Speaker 1: I'm going to try to get them on the show.
Speaker 1: So I ain't gonna fan girl right now.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, they okay, well for one of them, one
Speaker 2: of them, for sure.
Speaker 3: I'm a shout out is Gail, because Gail find a
Speaker 3: fun Gail being.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Gail is Wait did she tell you we met?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: If she said she might have a dinner to Gil.
Speaker 2: She said her and her homegirls watch the show. I
Speaker 2: met her, yes, And when I tell you, first off,
Speaker 2: she was dressed fly as fuck. We saw each other
Speaker 2: at the club though on Friday, but I was so
Speaker 2: drunk and high at that club off everything. I was
Speaker 2: just like, but you fine, and then I saw her
Speaker 2: in the lobby the next morning.
Speaker 5: We talked.
Speaker 1: She pretty so dope.
Speaker 2: She plays on a Snowfall if y'all haven't seen her yet, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, I just want to talk to her
Speaker 2: about like craighead behavior because she played a crackhead.
Speaker 1: I don't watch No Fall, Oh my god, of course
Speaker 1: you don't. And let me just say, besides, Damson, when
Speaker 1: you don't watch a show, that's like because you kind
Speaker 1: of only know the headline person of a big show, right,
Speaker 1: you don't know that the fake. I don't watch Top Boy,
Speaker 1: but I know.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, but Gail has been on
Speaker 2: other shows too, like where I'm like, oh this is
Speaker 2: she You're not said, but she gotta get drinks. She
Speaker 2: cool as fuck if she dressed fire. So anyways, saw her. Also,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you off Mike all the other celebrities because
Speaker 2: two of them in my shit now trying to hollow.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna tell you letter in case I end
Speaker 2: up might entertain anyways. So I'm there all weekend and
Speaker 2: I'm I'm meeting the publicists, the managers, the label heads,
Speaker 2: everybody to where the after parties of these things are
Speaker 2: really intimate, like and I look around and I literally
Speaker 2: I kind of cried because I want to be a
Speaker 2: whole and I realize I can't in the setting. I
Speaker 2: realized I'm only even in the artists compound, invited to
Speaker 2: these parties as close as I am with these artists
Speaker 2: and people because I ain't give them no kuci. And
Speaker 2: here's where that came from. Some of them have fucked
Speaker 2: some of my friends. We're so happy that I didn't
Speaker 2: bring the friend that they fucked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but because it's just like, are your friends also podcasters?
Speaker 3: No, they're not podcasters. So then, but that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: It's to where I don't believe that, Okay, I fucked you,
Speaker 2: but we're not talking, or maybe you're gonna make suit awkward.
Speaker 2: Maybe I brought another bitch around me bitch. Maybe my
Speaker 2: wife's here, maybe my baby mama's here. And so I
Speaker 2: realized that even the label in the way that there's
Speaker 2: a level of respect in this industry comes from actually
Speaker 2: not fucking people, which is completely opposite from in my twenties.
Speaker 2: I know, I only got access because of who I
Speaker 2: was fucking. Or who I was setting up to fuckou.
Speaker 2: But I think that now there is a rapport or respect,
Speaker 2: especially from higher ups when you're not fucking people.
Speaker 1: I actually completely disagree with you. Wow, Hollywood taught me otherwise.
Speaker 1: I since I started working for Kenya and working in
Speaker 1: movie and TV. Shit, I never realized how many people
Speaker 1: were fucking.
Speaker 3: But see that's what you just said, movie and TV.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about music, the way that women are treated
Speaker 2: in the music industry and the.
Speaker 1: Name drops somebody that you know. Okay, this bitch fucking
Speaker 1: puts no no, no, no, no no, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say I mean name drop it like this girl has
Speaker 1: fucked everybody and is still respectful. It doesn't fucking matter, bro,
Speaker 1: You just have to be in a good alligance. Good
Speaker 1: You see her name. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1: You do you guys follow each other, and I'm not
Speaker 1: following her to that person. I can't type it in
Speaker 1: because it's not popping up but listening.
Speaker 2: But whoever's on this it was a white name. I
Speaker 2: didn't search the name. I looked at the other people.
Speaker 1: You just have to be fucking amazing at what you do.
Speaker 1: Like that is the truth. You have to be so
Speaker 1: good to where niggas stopped giving a fuck. Oh but no,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna tell me she hasn't Mandy when I
Speaker 1: know six Now, I don't think anything is wrong with that.
Speaker 1: I think it's fine because you aren't gonna do what
Speaker 1: you want to do. But the bit bro, the bitch
Speaker 1: is so good at her job that there's no choice.
Speaker 1: So I think what happens is you have to be
Speaker 1: at a certain status before where you do that. I
Speaker 1: do not think that the industry just completely pushes you
Speaker 1: to the side if you have sex with someone because
Speaker 1: but she has a talent a job and she's good
Speaker 1: at it.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about if you are, you too, right, But
Speaker 2: I'm not in the industry. I can't do anything for
Speaker 2: an artist. I can't do anything for a movie start.
Speaker 2: Not like that, not at this point. So if you
Speaker 2: are a woman who is just a beautiful woman and
Speaker 2: but you do lashes, you don't have any like she
Speaker 2: is literally an exec.
Speaker 1: That's different.
Speaker 2: When you are an exec at a level of your industry,
Speaker 2: you can do whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're talking about two different things.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about myself where I'm at my homegirls the influencers,
Speaker 2: maybe the girls that are looking for a nigga to
Speaker 2: be a trick, the bitches that are just out here
Speaker 2: getting flown out but don't really have anything else going on.
Speaker 1: But that's not the conversation though.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying that because to me as a podcaster
Speaker 2: being in the music industry, I'm not really in the
Speaker 2: music industry, and I'm pivoting because now at your artists
Speaker 2: probably won't come on horrible so where maybe it made
Speaker 2: sense with the other podcast that no longer exists, like
Speaker 2: to say, because they're the lawsuit going on fucked out.
Speaker 2: So yeah, So if if I felt like, Okay, these
Speaker 2: people are only being friends with me because I have
Speaker 2: actually something to offer in this weekend, they all knew
Speaker 2: that it was gone because bish, they all let me
Speaker 2: know they saw the receipts video. I don't feel like
Speaker 2: I'm as valuable to them now, but yet everyone's still
Speaker 2: wanted me around. And because maybe Dreamville is so mail
Speaker 2: forward in their artists and a lot of them are
Speaker 2: really good ass niggas that are faithful, that don't be
Speaker 2: wanting no drama.
Speaker 1: They not inviting the.
Speaker 2: Hose, which is why I found out think got mad
Speaker 2: at me that I called it a sausage festier one,
Speaker 2: but I was like in a good way, like I
Speaker 2: was happy it was a sausage fest But they don't
Speaker 2: be having just like the Selena Powells back or the
Speaker 2: Instagram bitches that we know are fucking off, Like I
Speaker 2: don't see none of those bitches around.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that there's two different things. You're
Speaker 1: talking about, two different types of culture. Yes, so like
Speaker 1: you're talking about people I don't see Selena Powell at
Speaker 1: parties I'm at either because I don't go to I
Speaker 1: don't I'm not a part of crazy bottle popping shit
Speaker 1: for real. A lot of my homegirls fuck with that
Speaker 1: shit and it's fun as hell, but and I'll do
Speaker 1: it with them sometimes, but like, that's not the shit
Speaker 1: I'm doing on the regular. That's not dream deale activity.
Speaker 1: When you're talking about birds and no shade to Selene
Speaker 1: the Powell, like, but she is a bird, Okay, we're
Speaker 1: not talking about We're not talking about Drea right. People
Speaker 1: call Drea hoe because she's been with a lot of
Speaker 1: men that they know that it's famous. But like bird shit,
Speaker 1: Selena Powell's online talking about like this and that's posting
Speaker 1: niggas and all that. But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Those girls that be like posting shit on the internet
Speaker 2: and all that shit, those are the girls that I'm saying,
Speaker 2: like you would.
Speaker 3: And I may have been one of them birds at.
Speaker 2: One point, but to know that I used to be
Speaker 2: in rooms because of who I was fucking, and now
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm in rooms because of who I'm
Speaker 2: not fucking.
Speaker 1: Just felt like the whole whole resurrection that I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't like being healed. Take it away. This is
Speaker 1: not a whole resurrection.
Speaker 2: It was a whole resurrection because I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: I used to think I had the fuck people to.
Speaker 1: Be in these rooms. Do you know what a resurrection is?
Speaker 1: It comes back?
Speaker 3: Well, it's coming back, but now I know I gotta
Speaker 3: lead to somewhere else.
Speaker 1: I don't think you resurrection. I thought you were going
Speaker 1: to tell the church. I was just thinking of a
Speaker 1: big work. What would it be, A whole ex revolution, evolution,
Speaker 1: a whole elution. I don't know. I want to say
Speaker 1: this to say I said resurrection. I think there's a
Speaker 1: lot of women somebody trying not to date within their industry.
Speaker 1: When it may end up working out for them, and
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of it sucks because you know, again,
Speaker 1: I always say on the show, like people can meet
Speaker 1: from work, right, like to A my employees fucking work
Speaker 1: together and like one of them put me onto the
Speaker 1: other one. Like I do think people stop themselves from
Speaker 1: dating because they're so worried about that. And by people,
Speaker 1: I mean women because men don't do it. And I
Speaker 1: just really believe that as long as you're on your
Speaker 1: shit and you're good at your shit, it's gonna like
Speaker 1: persevere through. Literally, Like I can't tell you how many
Speaker 1: times I've been on set for something and someone's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I just heard you have a sex podcast.
Speaker 1: It don't lose respect for me, Like I'm showing you
Speaker 1: a different side of me, or showing you a different
Speaker 1: skill that you didn't know I have. Like the whole shit,
Speaker 1: how live your life privately how you want to, just
Speaker 1: don't be embarrassing, And that Selena powellshit is embarrassing, right.
Speaker 1: I feel like as long as we're keeping our private
Speaker 1: life private, we can thrive. Just like that girl I
Speaker 1: showed you, We're not. Are we keeping our private life private?
Speaker 2: What do you mean you said, as long as you
Speaker 2: keep your private life private, you could thrive.
Speaker 3: You think we're keeping our private life private.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell the name of the nigga, You fucking no,
Speaker 1: But I told everything else except for the nigga that
Speaker 1: I that's private. Wait wait, wait wait, I just say,
Speaker 1: fucking that's private.
Speaker 2: I fucked him.
Speaker 1: Two rounds one time.
Speaker 2: But because we ain't we ain't revisited again coming down
Speaker 2: with the guys.
Speaker 1: So private doesn't count for us because we're podcasters, right, which.
Speaker 2: Is why my nigga just told me, now another nigga,
Speaker 2: I'm talking to another artist. I gotta get out of
Speaker 2: this shit. I don't even artists be broken. I know,
Speaker 2: I don't know why I'm entertaining them anyways. He literally
Speaker 2: just said he's scared to fuck me, and I said, oh,
Speaker 2: scare Why I thought it was gonna because my pussy type.
Speaker 1: He said, no, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to be a topic on your podcast, and
Speaker 2: I said, well you might, but I don't say hat, bro.
Speaker 1: I hate them. I hate it. My man teld me
Speaker 1: that shit was on his mind for the first sixty years.
Speaker 1: He was like, yo, I every time we were about
Speaker 1: to fuck, I just be like, oh my god, like
Speaker 1: if it's not good, it's it's gonna put like it's
Speaker 1: crazy because you don't think those thoughts consume somebody. Because
Speaker 1: I don't walk around thinking I'm living as weezy. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. No, what do you mean? Like
Speaker 1: when I'm dating, when I'm walking around, I'm not in
Speaker 1: my brain thinking wheezy. I'm just myself.
Speaker 2: Well, I put a counting on the apps during the
Speaker 2: winter when I was trying it out, and it.
Speaker 1: Still didn't work.
Speaker 2: You cannot escape that you are still wheezy even though
Speaker 2: you were Gila, Like I can't escape Mandy, even though
Speaker 2: I'm Amanda. Like literally the date that I have tomorrow
Speaker 2: from the guy that was I went on a date
Speaker 2: and I really liked the fact that he literally said
Speaker 2: I would love to know who Mandy is offline because
Speaker 2: now I don't know what he knows. Fuck, I like you, nigga, wait,
Speaker 2: who do you think I am?
Speaker 1: That's what he does?
Speaker 4: So like, literally, you think every day we go on
Speaker 4: they just horrible and they were like freak pie, wha
Speaker 4: it sucks and.
Speaker 1: Now you have to get past it does suck. No,
Speaker 1: it sucks. It sucks. It sucks, literally sucks that I suck.
Speaker 2: I and I'm trying to suck more now than I'm
Speaker 2: like finally in this can I tell you okay before
Speaker 2: we get out of here again? So I once was
Speaker 2: a hoe? Where can you stop? I am reading my wholemail?
Speaker 1: Damn? Okay?
Speaker 2: So I once was a hoe where I could have
Speaker 2: multiple sex partners in a week. I am currently wanting
Speaker 2: to date with intention while still wanting to get my
Speaker 2: back blone out. However, it is really hard to schedule
Speaker 2: penis with penis that's available with the hopes that I
Speaker 2: don't fuck two or three niggas in one week.
Speaker 1: Why are you hoping that you don't?
Speaker 3: Because and so that's the whole mail.
Speaker 2: Is it wrong for me at thirty three years old
Speaker 2: to fuck three niggas in one week?
Speaker 1: Protected of course, I actually don't think that fucking three
Speaker 1: niggas in when he is gonna be like a constant,
Speaker 1: like if you know.
Speaker 2: Not gonna be a constant. But they line it up
Speaker 2: to where I'm like, you know what, sometimes it just happened.
Speaker 2: Come over now, I got a date tomorrow. I really
Speaker 2: like him, might want to fuck, but I already got
Speaker 2: dick lined up when I go out of town. That
Speaker 2: would be like three dicks in one week, and where
Speaker 2: when we first started this podcast, Bitch, I had.
Speaker 1: Two on a day twenty four hours. But now I'm like, oh, really,
Speaker 1: I think that the you gotta think back to like
Speaker 1: a moment when you're because right now you're thinking of shame.
Speaker 1: You're like shaming yourself.
Speaker 3: Yes, because I think I should be doing better.
Speaker 1: So it's better, not better than when you were complaining
Speaker 1: about how you had no dick just a month ago.
Speaker 1: But I also.
Speaker 2: When I don't get dick, when I just pleased myself
Speaker 2: with my little vibrator, which bitch, one of my all
Speaker 2: my charges ain't working. It's so much not charged, and
Speaker 2: I am so upset because the rose is not hitting
Speaker 2: like y'all said, Bitch just bought it.
Speaker 1: Ain't it. I think I must have got the wrong
Speaker 1: one I got off Amazon, so maybe it's the wrong
Speaker 1: one I have that one Like Bitch is talking about
Speaker 1: a rose party. I'm like, I'm like, it's not even
Speaker 1: fine at my clip, not like the Womaniser. Bitch.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I feel better after a masturbation because I don't
Speaker 2: have to kick a nigga out.
Speaker 1: I don't feel used.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like less than so when I when
Speaker 2: I actually masturbate, I get it. It comes and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I can go to sleep, but I do still want
Speaker 2: the body, the intimacy, maybe a nigga spending the night.
Speaker 2: And so to me, it's frustrating right now dating multiple
Speaker 2: people while being really fucking horny and not wanting to
Speaker 2: fuck everybody.
Speaker 1: Well, for one, you probably won't fuck the no drinking
Speaker 1: guy that quick, right, he was the one I want, bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you his bitch. I wanted to climb
Speaker 1: that nigga. Let me see, and if I see.
Speaker 2: Him, you're gonna be like, you're gonna you're gonna think
Speaker 2: he girl, I don't even want you to say your
Speaker 2: opinions on him.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say he'sactly no, no, no girl. First off,
Speaker 1: I only did good looking at niggats my opinion on him.
Speaker 2: Because it's giving like more your type than what you
Speaker 2: would think my type was, especially considering.
Speaker 1: The other nigg I justing no, but his dreads okay,
Speaker 1: then he is by type.
Speaker 2: Not hold on, y'all know, we gotta work the So
Speaker 2: that's him and I really like him and I like
Speaker 2: him so much, but I'm just like Ah.
Speaker 1: And his smile.
Speaker 3: He's swaggy, he's and he just he feels like.
Speaker 2: You know, I got a big dick radar bitch. I've
Speaker 2: had it since we was fifteen. He looks like he
Speaker 2: don't know what I'm saying. I know, or drugs, he said,
Speaker 2: he does one.
Speaker 1: Actually he looks a little gay, which is crazy because
Speaker 1: that's my type.
Speaker 2: And I mean, I'm which, by the way, my friends
Speaker 2: think I like every when it looks a little gay.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, hold on, well, you will definitely get
Speaker 1: just by looking at his photos, you will definitely get
Speaker 1: the intimacy. He totally has that vibe. I know. But
Speaker 1: but I think, like the important thing for you before
Speaker 1: you jump in, because now you know you can get it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Oh, you want to build
Speaker 1: just a little bit more.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna show you that if somebody's worse on Patreon
Speaker 2: so we can get a live reaction.
Speaker 1: Of the of these niggas. So my thoughts on fucking
Speaker 1: three people in one week, I think as long as
Speaker 1: you don't feel empty after m and that's the perfect
Speaker 1: decision for you.
Speaker 2: Can I just say eddon is over here with the
Speaker 2: with the what with the with the with the gun
Speaker 2: triggers like that was a good empty because then you
Speaker 2: put me in a slump. If I feel empty after
Speaker 2: it will put me in a.
Speaker 1: That's gonna make you feel like shit. If you know
Speaker 1: what nigga's gonna leave, you feel like, Ooh, I don't
Speaker 1: like how I felt. Don't do it, okay, because then
Speaker 1: there's no Then you feel like, oh my god, my
Speaker 1: self worth fucked up. Oh I didn't do something for myself.
Speaker 3: Oh I just why did not get Lisa mill first?
Speaker 1: Yes, something. If your choice is completely making you excited
Speaker 1: and not apprehensive, then that's the choice to make. And
Speaker 1: also thinking about if they stay the night, will I
Speaker 1: feel good? If they leave? Will I feel good? Those
Speaker 1: two answers too, Like if a nigga fucks you and leave, he.
Speaker 2: Leaves, there's a different there's a different feeling. Like so
Speaker 2: I'll talk about it on Patreon. I'm fucking a sex
Speaker 2: worker this week and we had the whether he's spending
Speaker 2: the night or not conversation already I'm not paying for it,
Speaker 2: but I know he's a sex worker. And my friends
Speaker 2: were like, bro, that's the problem, Like Why are you
Speaker 2: fucking a sex worker with hopes of the intimacy You're
Speaker 2: not paying him for it?
Speaker 1: Like does he like you then?
Speaker 2: Because then are you leading him on if he actually
Speaker 2: might want to fuck with you and you don't want
Speaker 2: to fuck with him. So there's all these things. The
Speaker 2: artists the same thing. He wants a vibe with someone
Speaker 2: he can go out with, date, hang out with, and
Speaker 2: can fuck. There's like all these things.
Speaker 1: Not not this nigga.
Speaker 2: This nigga is like ready for a relationship, but also
Speaker 2: was open that there's someone that he is currently talking
Speaker 2: to as well, but they're not in a relationship.
Speaker 1: What about your lifestyle does he care by that? I
Speaker 1: mean traveling, drinking?
Speaker 3: No, We talked about that because he travels too.
Speaker 2: And I drank three Espresso Martinez in front of him
Speaker 2: and he was like, that's fine, and he paid for
Speaker 2: the bill.
Speaker 1: Yeh, it's the first day. But it was.
Speaker 2: To me all of those conversations. I guess that's the thing.
Speaker 2: I don't know what conversations to have right now. Lifestyle wise,
Speaker 2: that's a conversation, but my schedule is another conversation. And
Speaker 2: I think actually vocalizing what I want, I don't want
Speaker 2: a man to just come over and fuck me and leave.
Speaker 2: I don't want we talk once a week and it's
Speaker 2: only when we're horny. And now we're just talking nasty
Speaker 2: for three hours because we're fucking horny.
Speaker 1: Like compatibility, Like, because there's step one and you're on
Speaker 1: a really good date when you both find out you
Speaker 1: want a relationship, if you're looking for that right, and
Speaker 1: you're like mm hmmm, finally, then step two.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we both know we want a relationship. Okay,
Speaker 3: what's step two?
Speaker 1: Is the true compatibility? So I'll tell you something that
Speaker 1: I've been discovering about myself in this recent relationship that
Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking about before. Okay, So I'm writing in
Speaker 1: a progressive type chapter about how thirsty I was okay
Speaker 1: for love but not knowing it. Okay, I was meeting
Speaker 1: men that were decent, that were treating me right, that
Speaker 1: were attractive that I was like, boo, this is it,
Speaker 1: and they were not on the same type of time
Speaker 1: as me. Not only were they not on the same
Speaker 1: type of time. I looked at all of the things
Speaker 1: that they came with, but it was nowhere near compatible
Speaker 1: or someone that I would want to date, like the
Speaker 1: things about me didn't make them excited and didn't make
Speaker 1: them feel comfortable. Was I the person they were looking for?
Speaker 1: Or did I have the qualities they were looking for
Speaker 1: without me just being me? Right?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Am I the package that you were looking for? That
Speaker 1: type of shit is the next part, because we just
Speaker 1: think when someone's looking for a relationship, even I would
Speaker 1: even go far us to say this, Oh, we both
Speaker 1: got bred and flexible schedules. This would be great.
Speaker 2: That was me and obay right, So it's like, and
Speaker 2: that's where I guess me and him are. I would
Speaker 2: say this guy that I went on a date with,
Speaker 2: he's so he's so passionate and driven and aspirational as
Speaker 2: to where he wants his career to go.
Speaker 3: That that's different from my ex.
Speaker 2: My ex was like, bitch, I'm retired almost fifty, been there,
Speaker 2: done that, I'm collecting retirement. If something comes across, it
Speaker 2: comes across. But talking to him, I feel like we
Speaker 2: have more in common, like even not to push our
Speaker 2: date back by an hour tomorrow because I sent him
Speaker 2: my calendar.
Speaker 1: I said it.
Speaker 2: He was like, congrats on having such a busy schedule,
Speaker 2: Like that's a blessing, Like okay, niggas day to day,
Speaker 2: but as long as we could do lunch at two
Speaker 2: instead of one, let's do it. And so I think
Speaker 2: even to be connecting with someone who's like so driven
Speaker 2: is like making my pussy even wetter.
Speaker 1: That's good. I love a little driven nigga.
Speaker 3: Ooh, y'all.
Speaker 2: By the way, we're gonna end this and do a
Speaker 2: part two because there's three niggas. I didn't even bring
Speaker 2: up that I'm talking to you right now and if
Speaker 2: we're gonna talk about it on Patreon, but also we're
Speaker 2: gonna do a ketchup and mustard, which is what you
Speaker 2: guys can catch on Patreon Patreon a lot more solo content,
Speaker 2: a lot more up to date content, as well as
Speaker 2: we just fucking last month cooked the chicken and worked
Speaker 2: out and you could see us.
Speaker 1: So we have that recipe. Literally we did. We cooked
Speaker 1: the chicken. Bitch. I'm really trying to plan this field day.
Speaker 1: I forgot about the field day thing. I saw all
Speaker 1: the combs about the field day. I forgot you made
Speaker 1: got out to Billy from twenty five and over. He
Speaker 1: hit me and was like, okay, bitch, you need help,
Speaker 1: Like we need to do this field Day, field Day.
Speaker 1: I think that should be funny. We might need to
Speaker 1: do it, and maybe we could do it, and combody
Speaker 1: said they'll help.
Speaker 2: Well, not only combody, if there's a way. I love
Speaker 2: the lawn in Central Park, either Central Park or we
Speaker 2: bring to Fort Green and be Brooklyn Knights. But I
Speaker 2: would love to do like where we do the like witch.
Speaker 2: We could afford some little sack bags, a little proteto sex.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we could do that. We can do
Speaker 1: hula hoops, bitch.
Speaker 3: Is ain't gonna be a big budget.
Speaker 2: We can and listen, I could get the liquor sponsor
Speaker 2: because I got that and the weed.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 3: Anyways, We're looking to do a lot of things.
Speaker 1: What's the thing you throw in the whole?
Speaker 2: The thing in the hole with the same ACKI said,
Speaker 2: it's pretty white. You would bring up the white the
Speaker 2: one be back thing. Okay, that's out the side. Shooom, Cornal,
Speaker 2: come on, you sa this ship biracial, all right?
Speaker 1: But field Days biracial. We could have had a cookout
Speaker 1: and that would have been black.
Speaker 2: You're right, Well, if we're gonna be in New York,
Speaker 2: let's do it. Make sure you subscribe to our Patreon
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Speaker 1: No, we don't have tricks. You're right, we don't have
Speaker 1: tricks waiting for you just won't know to do what
Speaker 1: a trick when they get on What.
Speaker 3: The fuck to do with a trick? Got damn know
Speaker 3: what to do?
Speaker 1: What a trick? That might be the name of this episode.
Speaker 2: Anyways, guys, make sure you check all that out, subscribe, rate,
Speaker 2: do all the things, and thank you for watching yet
Speaker 2: another episode of Horrible Decisions on Patreon. Iye, I think
Speaker 2: and we've said this. I think that when we even
Speaker 2: talk about our relationship, when I've talked about my relationship
Speaker 2: with Alex Well, I've always loved you, and.
Speaker 5: You see you can just say so always so yo.
Speaker 1: Should we talk about energy, I'll be very clear.
Speaker 2: When you have to go into work and act like
Speaker 2: you like somebody that you absolutely cannot stand, it takes
Speaker 2: more energy than to just let them know.
Speaker 1: I don't like you, but I'm here for work. That's true,
Speaker 1: But you too, are the best at it the best.
Speaker 1: What do you mean by that that you please?
Speaker 5: You've hated feet at each other way more than I've
Speaker 5: seen anyone hate one another.
Speaker 1: And hate, I know that's a strong word. Hate. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're right, it.
Speaker 5: Gets to points where it's like you guys hated, but
Speaker 5: not anymore. There's no I'm just saying there and saved me.
Speaker 5: It was I would hit record and all of that
Speaker 5: ship is. It's amazing, it's gone, hold on, it's given.
Speaker 5: But then you stop, you bitch about it.
Speaker 1: Give me. I want to be like Angela Baskette. Oh no, wait,
Speaker 1: so how is that not phony to you? So to
Speaker 1: me that no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: But to me it's actually what I've expressed to me.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: In corporate America, those are not people. Those are not
Speaker 2: people that I would necessarily ever hang with.
Speaker 1: I didn't like them. I didn't like No, it's not
Speaker 1: even close.
Speaker 2: So in someone who maybe has poverty PTSD and this
Speaker 2: show has brought in money. To me, I've viewed our
Speaker 2: relationship as if I could do it with the whites,
Speaker 2: if I could do it incorporated, if I could do
Speaker 2: it in all these spaces that did not result in
Speaker 2: as much as horrible as why would I show up
Speaker 2: and make it seem.
Speaker 1: Like yes, so that is your answer logically today.
Speaker 2: So that no, So that's me where I gues it
Speaker 2: was rough, okay, so that I was miserable.
Speaker 1: To me, I've been miserable. We both are visible.
Speaker 2: I've been missed in retail, in food and beverage, in accounting.
Speaker 2: I've literally used to when I worked at ey at lunch,
Speaker 2: I would call my friends and cry, I fucking hated
Speaker 2: it here and they were getting seventy hours of my
Speaker 2: time for way less money than what the fuck were
Speaker 2: making now. So when I had to make it make
Speaker 2: sense as to why we're still doing it, I had
Speaker 2: to sit with the fact that it's allowed me to
Speaker 2: pay off my mom's car, it's allowed me to take
Speaker 2: my mom on these now trips.
Speaker 3: It's allowed me to actually live in.
Speaker 1: An apartment with a washer and dryer in New York City.
Speaker 2: And so where I really didn't ever hate you that much,
Speaker 2: I've hated coworkers more and stage for less. And so
Speaker 2: that's where that's where the logic for me, like, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's tough, but baby again, every time, let's be very
Speaker 2: clear when he wasn't in the room.
Speaker 1: When he was in the room.
Speaker 2: When we birth both did lunch or dinner or any meetings,
Speaker 2: we would express which I don't like you. I don't
Speaker 2: like you either, but this is bigger than us. We've
Speaker 2: expressed that what this show has meant for and everyone else.
Speaker 1: That has been the concept. When we were talking earlier,
Speaker 1: it was about when we were on a live show.
Speaker 1: During the live show, and you're saying like it. So
Speaker 1: here's the thing to me, And maybe that's my corporate brain.
Speaker 1: I don't feel the need to tell people how I
Speaker 1: feel about them more than I feel about the job
Speaker 1: they're doing. Like what do you mean by that, Like
Speaker 1: about saying like about being mean, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: sometimes that's reactionary to how they're it's more of a
Speaker 1: feeling thing, like nah, I don't want to treat people
Speaker 1: like that. So like when you're saying it was phony
Speaker 1: of me, Like, I want to be nicer when I'm
Speaker 1: displeased with something, because I want to really treat things
Speaker 1: with kindness sometimes, like if I'm going into a venue
Speaker 1: and the guy's doing something I don't like, I can't
Speaker 1: be like this shit is fucked up. Now, Granted, sometimes
Speaker 1: I work, sometimes it doesn't, but I feel like just
Speaker 1: honestly being kind gets me further.
Speaker 2: So I'm never so I'm never not immediately kind out
Speaker 2: the gate. Let's be very clear in terms of giving
Speaker 2: someone instruction when we go into live venues, when we
Speaker 2: work with our team, I hate repeating myself, which is
Speaker 2: why we're about to fire somebody, which I ain't gonna
Speaker 2: say who we fire, but one of y'll niggas getting fired,
Speaker 2: but I don't.
Speaker 3: They ain't gonna be fired before they see this