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Speaker 1: maximum uptime and simplicity. It's another Juba on the twenties events.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi? I was looking for Gianna.

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Speaker 1: Oh this is sir Hi Joanna. My name is Seth

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Speaker 1: and I was recommended from a friend to call you

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Speaker 1: regarding an event that I need help with. Said that

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Speaker 1: you're the best event coordinator around. Oh yeah, thanks. Um.

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Speaker 1: What kind of a venture you thinking about? Well, this

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Speaker 1: should be a good one because nobody knows that it's coming.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like a surprise party. And I've been

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Speaker 1: wanting to do this for years and I'm finally gonna

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Speaker 1: get it done. So I want to fake my death.

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Speaker 1: Sorry what I want to fake my death? Fake my

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Speaker 1: own death? Um? Is there? Like? Are you? Is this

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Speaker 1: something criminal or what's going on here? Oh? No, not

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Speaker 1: criminal at all. I just want to fake my own

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Speaker 1: death for like kind of a fun gag type of thing.

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Speaker 1: Have you done those before? No? You haven No. No

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Speaker 1: one's ever ever asked me to do something like this before.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's strange. I figured it would be pretty common. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think this is common at all.

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Speaker 1: I've had three friends do it in the past, and

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Speaker 1: they did such a crappy job. That's why I was

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Speaker 1: trying to hire an event coordinator. You've had okay? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like they tried to fake their own death. They did

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Speaker 1: such a bad job. I knew right away that they

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Speaker 1: weren't dead, and I want to really convince everybody that

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Speaker 1: I'm dead. So I need your help. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: you need to take this over a little bit. Um.

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Speaker 1: It's not really you know, cool or nice to people.

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Speaker 1: Dead coordinator to help you with this. It's not for

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Speaker 1: a lot of people. It's for my wife. Wait, what

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Speaker 1: it's for my wife? It's our anniversary and I thought

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Speaker 1: it'd be a great gag, sort of an anniversary gift.

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Speaker 1: I want to fake my own death. How is that

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Speaker 1: an anniversary gift? Well, think about it. I fake my

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Speaker 1: death and then she's like freaking out or whatever she'd do.

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Speaker 1: I'd imagine she'd be sad. And then I come back

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Speaker 1: to life at the funeral and she's like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: almost lost you forever, but now she knows how much

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Speaker 1: she cares about me. I think she's going to be heartbroken,

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Speaker 1: and I'd be so mad at you if I were

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Speaker 1: your wife and you did that to me. See, I

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Speaker 1: can tell you're already a good event coordinator because your

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Speaker 1: mind's already turning and you're thinking about how disappointed she'd be.

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Speaker 1: And that's exactly what I'm going for. I just don't

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Speaker 1: really feel comfortable helping you with this. I've already well, listen,

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Speaker 1: I've already got fake blood and bandages. I just need

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Speaker 1: some help. High. You could probably coordinate having somebody drive

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Speaker 1: my car off a cliff or something. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what the best way to

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Speaker 1: die is. I was hoping maybe you'd have some input

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Speaker 1: on that. I have zero input on that. I plan parties, fundraisers,

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Speaker 1: mostly like for raising money for diseases. I really haven't

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Speaker 1: never done anything criminal like this. Are you saying I

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Speaker 1: should get a disease and that's how I pass away

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Speaker 1: a disease. I could throw a fundraiser for you. I

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Speaker 1: am not gonna help you fake your death, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: got it. I like you know what, You're right. My

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Speaker 1: friend was right about you. You You are good. So I

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Speaker 1: get a disease we throw a fundraiser, and then I

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Speaker 1: choke on something at the fundraiser, like an order of

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Speaker 1: what is wrong with you? If you're worried about the

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Speaker 1: car over the cliff thing, I'm not married to that idea.

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Speaker 1: We could think of what way you die. That's not

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Speaker 1: the point. The point is you are not going to

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Speaker 1: fake your own death, and I'm not going to help

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Speaker 1: you with this. That is the issue. I've tried to

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Speaker 1: make up very clear to you. I don't care about

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Speaker 1: your plan for how to die. I care about the

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Speaker 1: fact that you understand that I'm not going to help

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Speaker 1: you fake your death. You are killing me here your mind.

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Speaker 1: You're killing You're killing me literally right now by not

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Speaker 1: helping me out. Do you see the humor in that.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of funny. You don't see any humor in

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Speaker 1: anything you're saying. I really want us to see eye

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Speaker 1: to eye here. Maybe there's some wiggle room. What about

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Speaker 1: strangulation we could do that suggesting things. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to help you. If I hear about this on the news,

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Speaker 1: I will call the cops. I have your number here

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Speaker 1: on the phone, and I will tell them that you

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Speaker 1: are taking it. So I don't hear about this news.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear from you ever again. I

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Speaker 1: thought you were a professional. My friend recommended you, and

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Speaker 1: he said that you were the best. Yeah, what kind?

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Speaker 1: And now it sounds like you're just scared. It's too

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Speaker 1: much work for your friend. The name of your friends? Fine,

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Speaker 1: it was your boyfriend. It was your boyfriend, Eli. What Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he told me to call you. He said that you'd

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Speaker 1: be able to help me fick my own death, and

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Speaker 1: I figured he would know he's your boyfriend. I don't

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Speaker 1: see what's going on. How do you know my boyfriend? Oh,

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Speaker 1: because he asked me to do a prank phone call

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Speaker 1: on you. This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. What.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke. Your boyfriend set you up. He thought

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Speaker 1: you needed a good laugh. Oh my god, really yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm it is ridiculous. Oh my god. You seemed really

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Speaker 1: opposed to the whole faking your death idea. I was

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Speaker 1: surprised that you wouldn't have gone with that. Of course,

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Speaker 1: I think about it. You could do or derves and

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Speaker 1: like little tombstones would be cute. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: weak up every morning with Jubil phone tabs weekday mornings

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